when is the official end of the world?

ya know i went to school, had my little pack of buddies, did our share of rasslin and piggy back fights but never once did i ever consider sucking any little 9 year old cocks.

"MARBLE FALLS -- Police are investigating allegations that five fourth-grade boys performed oral sex on one another during class at least twice at Marble Falls Elementary School.

School officials confirm that the incidents took place and that they are treating the acts as lewd behavior. The boys were suspended for a day, have been put in alternative classes for 10 days and will receive counseling, said Superintendent Dana Marable.

"It was a dare," Marable said.

However, at least one mother, who asked not to be identified to protect her son's identity, said the acts were done under threat.

"My boy didn't want to, and the other boys threatened him if he didn't," she said."

ship em all out to Fire Island.

mutt Yes I Know I Have Toilet Paper Stuck To My Shoe.

I don't forget faces.... i KNOW it was Lovey! Sharky, do you know the face? And can you confirm that it was him???

Just like I could NEVER forget your ugly mug Push! ;-) Fuck you Pal!


bpj

Mike/LisaA/Whsiper Promise?
SykkBoy

http://news.com.com/2100-1023-868332.html

Interesting...
DrGuile and I am another "illetirati" who can't read and understand English

Deb of the Web.
;)))

I think she was last seen on her boat near the Florida keys...around 1997
;-))
Serge

I just HAD to post this for Serge:

http://www.worldonline.co.za/news/news_center_020325.460947.html

That is just twisted....


DaveH I'll put link back to Oprano...one day...

Tomorrow on "Where are they now"....

Deb of the Web.


;)))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!)

Its like the Old Luck Club in here:)
grimm (Blow Me)

Ohhh its a John Ip and a pushrod sighting:)
grimm (Blow Me)

JohnIP, I can probably add 10-15 who are still around but don't read this board
;-)))
Serge

AAAh the Ol' Piss and Vinager..Fuck you Hank! You too Joe!!(Are you trollin for spring breakers);))...do ya need Fold to Chaperon;)

WOW I was close 17 so far...I dont think any other webmaster board could come close though;))
JohnIP

Gawd, you're so maudlin Serge, brought a tear to my eye.
Hank D
**********************

Hank,
when I got divorced and was barking to the walls in my sis' basement,
Lovey was one of the few who was giving me asylim from reality...
very pretty reality, I should say..
$458 in my wallet and beaten up station wagon to show for 18 years in USA...

I don't forget those things, you know me.
Serge

'...for this and all other good moments we shared together I thank him. '

Gawd, you're so maudlin Serge, brought a tear to my eye.
Hank D five tons of fun

1) Hank
2) JohnIP
3) MikeFold
4) MikeAI
5) John_Cotac
6) me
7) PK
8) Jonas
9) Ro
10) Emil
11) Webfather
12) Emi
13) Janey
14) JoeE
15)sharky
16) bpj
17) Vick

Vick

A lot of people in htis biz look like lovey, bpj, lol.

P.S. who the fuck is joee ??


Hey JohnIP, fuck you pal !!
Hank D four tons of fun

JohnIP. look what you started!
;-)))

1) Hank
2) JohnIP
3) MikeFold
4) MikeAI
5) John_Cotac
6) me
7) PK
8) Jonas
9) Ro
10) Emil
11) Webfather
12) Emi
13) Janey
14) JoeE
15)sharky
16) bpj
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

I could SWEAR it was Lovey! ;-)))

bpj
*************************

no fucking way!!!!

his site is not resolving
;-((
http://loveysplace.com
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

has anyone else screwed you that hard serge?
sharky
************************

he hasn't....and in all honesty,
he shoot himself in the foot more than he shoot me and...I gotta give Joe credit, he could have fuck me much harder if he wanted, but he didn't...for this and all other good moments we shared together I thank him.
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

Sharky,
I put your name as #14 than I took it off as I wasn't sure!

I gotta call Joe and tell him that we still remember him...
BTW, do you know that he was SECOND person on the net I paid to put my banner of my first adult site???

$40 a month!
January of 1996
;-)))
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

At this last show! I was sitting at a bj table with Sharky, BigS, etc and I look to my left and there he was! It was hilarious, because he made an ass out of himself trying to wave hello to FM! I could SWEAR it was Lovey! ;-)))

bpj You can check out any time you like.... but you can NEVER leave!

Lovey ...

Now that is a name from way back...

has anyone else screwed you that hard serge?
sharky Who knows lovey?

Bye bye recurrings.
Andrew 50% off the Best Damn Content Around :)
*****************************

Andrew, you got that right!

nice cartoons, pal!
;-))
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

1) Hank
2) JohnIP
3) MikeFold
4) MikeAI
5) John_Cotac
6) me
7) PK
8) Jonas
9) Ro
10) Emil
11) Webfather
12) Emi
13) Janey
14) JoeE
15)sharky
sharky Who knows lovey?

BTW, I saw Lovey in Vegas! Did anybody else??? ;-)
*****************************

When????????????

I know we weren't together!

when did THAT happen?????????????
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

Ro and myself are the other 2.....Fuck you Push;-))
joee
***********************

damn!
joee, you are now a MIND READER!
;-)))

1) Hank
2) JohnIP
3) MikeFold
4) MikeAI
5) John_Cotac
6) me
7) PK
8) Jonas
9) Ro
10) Emil
11) Webfather
12) Emi
13) Janey
14) JoeE
15) ???????????
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

1) Hank
2) JohnIP
3) MikeFold
4) MikeAI
5) John_Cotac
6) me
7) PK
8) Jonas
9) Ro
10) Emil
11) Webfather
12) Emi
13) Janey
14) bpj
15) ???????????

BTW, I saw Lovey in Vegas! Did anybody else??? ;-)

bpj You can check out any time you like.... but you can NEVER leave!

...theres probably only 15 people that read this board that know what you mean;))
*****************************

Let me do a quicky:

1) Hank
2) JohnIP
3) MikeFold
4) MikeAI
5) John_Cotac
6) me
7) PK
8) Jonas
9) Ro
10) Emil
11) Webfather
12) Emi
13) Janey
14) ???????????
15) ???????????
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

Hey Guys,

Been a while since i posted.

I saw the new link back rule so a big fat oprano banner has been added up the top :)

Always good to start the day off checking e-mail and get 4 beasty spams.. looks like some processors are taking NO NOTICE of visas new rules.

Bye bye recurrings.
Andrew 50% off the Best Damn Content Around :)

Morning Oprano :)
Nick

Ro and myself are the other 2.....Fuck you Push;-))
joee Now In Europe!

you see, JohnIP,
all WE had to do is ask!
;-))

http://insiteadult.com
on the bottom
;-)))
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

I found my squirrle!

JohnIP, FYI only!
;_))

http://cotac.com/logo.jpg
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

Is confucy really Lovey in disguise ???
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Hank Old man...good to see ya...theres probably only 15 people that read this board that know what you mean;))

Serge I miss the Squirrel AND the music!
JohnIP

I was watching the cactus league preseason game last night on closed circuit....I just want to know if anyone here has the the balls to bet me that Sammy Sosa <bowing head in reverence> doesn't hit 60 homers again this season. Speak up! I am sick of this girly man NCAA finals stuff!
letshunt Money talks, bullshit walks.....

I lost my squrrel logo when moved servers...
;-((

any body has a copy by any chance??

please...
Serge

You go to sleep at 6 pm Timon?
**********************************

yes, he does, when this guy with faked boobs and blonde wig stays by him
;-)))
Serge

Yes I did wig, call me !!
Hank D three tons of fun

i thought Timon was in Europe? You go to sleep at 6 pm Timon?
mutt Yes I Know I Have Toilet Paper Stuck To My Shoe.

this is the 'confucy' imposter. I'm sure when the real one awakes and the nurse dresses her she'll be over here trying to clear her good name.


mutt Yes I Know I Have Toilet Paper Stuck To My Shoe.

some people just pay tooo much attention

night all ;-)

Timon

Hey Hank....
....
never saw confucy make such an obvious mispell as hemroids....
hmmmmm
confucy is smarter than that

OldFold CF Gold

Hank,

Did you forget about me? ;-)


Wig Don't click here or you will make more money!

Is confucy really Lovey in disguise ???
Hank D two tons of fun

Serge, you and I both know what happened that night...

Nobody has worked my anus with his tongue as well as you did, in spite of my hemroids...

I appreciate a man who doesn't complain and just get's down and dirty with me!



confucy

Have you magnificent bastards gone and voted for you favorite caption? Pick the best one at http://www.oprano.com/caption13vote.html

Man, things sure have taken a wierd tack here today... exploding donkeys and equine phali... I recall one time as a child visiting a farm of a family friend - all us kids spent the day climbing on the combines and haybailers - then went to see the cows. One had died a few days before and was continually baking in the sun. From about 20 yards out we were all throwing rocks at its bloated carcass and missing horribly when it just exploded in a giant methane ball of fire. The coolest thing any 8 year old boy ever got to see!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) OpranoGuru™

Rush Limbaugh is god.
Runk Got Gay Traffic?

with your assertiveness in bed.
**********************************

I am an impotent, leave me alone, bitch!

;-)))
Serge

http://www.billherb.com/Gallery/gallery.htm

the TRUE beauty....
Serge

Boneprone has crabs too? Oh gosh, he fucked me too that night, maybe HE gave them to me...

So I was angry at you all this time for nothing Serge, I am so sorry... will you forgive me?

I still do keep dreaming of our night together, you aren't that well hung but you sure make up for your shortcomings with your assertiveness in bed.


confucy

damn!
those bonaprone crabs DO have tendency to "go forth and multiply"
;-))
Serge

Timon, people have been emailing me to tell me Sir Moron himself mentioned my name...

I always get pissed off when Serge talks about me because he gave me crabs at ia2000


confucy

colin great show last night.had a ton of peeps in there for sure:)
I want to talk to you in the next couple of days, I'll holla at ya
dantheman

washing horse dicks as a summer job
==================================

summer job? hahahaha farm/ranch lifestyle is year 'round.... ;))

====================================
Then maybe his name should be Sickboy instead of Sykkboy ;-))
====================================
Timon, that is where the name comes from, being a total sick fuck ;)))


SykkBoy

Wow that was quick... do you monitor the board 24/7 confucy??

Timon

hahahahahhahaha,
"ask and ye shall find"
;-)))
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

Leave me out of it you pathetic moron! Every post you make should automatically CC to the Mouths of Morons board!


confucy

Where are all the white women at?
Colin TGP2. Record Crowd at Max Cash Live last night.

Timon,
you can always wear "confucy's hat"
;-)))
Serge

Sorry Serge, I find hard to come up with that
stuff all by myself ;-)

Timon

Recurring billing is not nice, you must only charge the surfer
once, then he will like your site and come back and buy
another membership!

Timon
************************

Timon,
please don't steal quotes from Joee, circa 1997!
;-))
Serge

Believe everything you read on the boards,
why would people lie in public?

Timon

If I can make it on GFY then I can make it anywhere...

Timon

Recurring billing is not nice, you must only charge the surfer
once, then he will like your site and come back and buy
another membership!

Timon

If you make a really nice web site you will automatically make lot's of money...

Timon

Timon,
it's OK
;-))
Serge

Stupid cowards, probably never learned that bad exposure
is better than no exposure at all ;-))

Timon

Timon,
it's OK,
clicking buttons above is much safer
;-)))
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

Well done Serge, now everyone is scared to post something
because they all know you're hunting for some quotes
for the Morons page ;-))

Timon

Meanwhile...
ICPT is down another 1/2 to 35.33,
$3.5 lower than before the iBill news was announced.

I wonder if they know who is moving out of iBill next?
;-)))
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

Wig,
you didn't have to, but we DO appreciate it...

if EVERYBODY have done the same,
EVERYBODY could join in the new pairs of eyes from all directions, but...I don't expect it to happen,
as not everybody agree that
"It's better to eat cake in the good company, than eat shit all by yourself"

which one friend of mine was telling to his wife after she caught him in bed with her best friend
;-)))
Serge Superb Customer Service for ALL

Serge,

Here ya go...

http://www.achdebit.com/sales
Wig

Librarians rule! The ACLU and the libraries are fighting this new Net censorship law in court this week. Libraries will lose their federal funding if they don't block out the access to Net porn.

So the government lawyer is questioning a librarian, 59 year old lady. He shows her a whole bunch of screen cap prints of adult websites.

When the Justice Department's Zick showed her the black smut-binder and asked if those items would be included in the library's collection, Morgan replied that some of the images were "similar" to items already owned by Fort Washington.

Zick wondered: "What are they similar to?"

Replied Morgan, with no sign of a blush: "Different ways of having sex. The hot teen pussy one. We have books on lesbian sex that might be similar... We do have books that show sex acts similar to that."

we've come a long way baby! It must have been a bitch for these librarians to figure out where 'Hot Teen Pussy' fit into the Dewey Decimal system.



mutt News For Curious People Who Like To Sniff Their Fingers!

nut = but
Webfather

any idea where we can get more materials for Moron's page?
;-)))


Sure Serge, get me riled up
Meni (The Golden Tongue) XXX ATM, check it out
Tue, 26 Mar 2002 06:47:56 - IP: 24.147.73.216 - Post # 69323
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ROTFLMAO.

Serge, I think you just found one. Nut it may be a pearl in disguise.

Bravo!

Webfather

didn't take long, from GFY:

Daymare
My posts are basically a brain dump

Registered: Feb 2002
Location:
Posts: 75
Doesn't maxcash OWN jettis? I haven't heard very good of things about it, from the customers point of view I mean.


hahahahahhahaah, ouch the depth of stupidity is Biblical!!!
Serge

I'd like to thank the Guys at http://www.achbill.com/ for the OUT OF THIS WORLD Customer Support and Setup they did for us! Unbelievable!
************************************

Ant, congrats to you for making the ACHdebit.com testimonial page with this post! ;-)))

Mornin Oprano!


bpj You can check out any time you like.... but you can NEVER leave!

ok,
let me go hunting and I'll post my tropheys, if I cna find any
;-))
Serge

any idea where we can get more materials for Moron's page?
;-)))


Sure Serge, get me riled up
Meni (The Golden Tongue) XXX ATM, check it out

Good Morning Oprano
Meni (The Golden Tongue) XXX ATM, check it out

Speaking of priceless...

Did anyone else notice this line in the article about MC giving up the offshore account details to IRS..

"The idea that hundreds of thousands of Americans might be using their offshore credit card accounts to dodge U.S. taxes is shocking," Sen. Charles Grassley, the ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, said

http://public.wsj.com/news/hmc/sb1017096216216516720.htm
Optional Picking your nick:free Having your own home page:priceless

Cleo, my innocense was lost when I met Fantasy Man:
http://fantasyman.com
;-)))
Serge
********************************

OMG... this is the funniest site I have EVER seen :))

Optional Picking your nick:free Having your own home page:priceless

Wig,
...and
Cash is King now!
***********************

;-)) Don't forget to preserve the
purchasing power of that cash with
GOLD. ;-0


Wig

any idea where we can get more materials for Moron's page?
;-)))
*************************************

Serge,

Would you like me to post a url or two??

:-)))

Webfather

any idea where we can get more materials for Moron's page?
*********************************
Well maybe you can go steal some content from other boards...
I know this one site with plenty of content in the niche you
are looking for...

http://www.gofu.... hmmm maybe it's a bad idea...

Timon

Wig,
...and
Cash is King now!
;-))
Serge

http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html
has been updated

any idea where we can get more materials for Moron's page?
;-)))
Serge

This next slide to new intra-year lows
in the Naz should get them bearish and
then it will be time to buy. ;-))

I have April 5-9 and then April 22-25
as potential turning points for a
final low in this intermediate correction.


Wig

Wig,
I know...how one can expect a meanigful rally when 58% of investors are optimistic???

they ALWAYS wrong
;-)))
Serge

http://www.cotac.com/knight/Oprano/Oplus.html

record month for OpranoPlus as well....
Serge

Serge, I meant to say the drop in Stocks is NOT over....
Wig

Wow, that made a big difference. I'll
add your banner to our sales page at

http://www.achdebit.com/sales. ;-))

On another note, I don't think the drop
in stocks is over, but I got a rare
signal yesterday that should lead to a
minor bounce. just fyi. ;-)

Wig

Wig,
I'd rather talk numbers...
http://www.cotac.com/knight/Oprano/Oprano.html
was a record day of hits to the front page.
Thanks everybody who put links back to Oprano,
you give more and you get more now,
and those who don't give....get from Oprano ZILCH.
;-)))
Serge

Wyomings winters got really cold
*************************

I used to train cutting horses
in Jackson Hole. Only got frostebite 2 times.
:-))

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Morning Oprano.

Looks like the beastialty topic has
taken a turn. ;-))


Wig Here's why....

There is NOTHING sick in touching penises....men do it several times a day and ...don't envy horses!
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

sykk was washing them for free
****************************

Then maybe his name should be Sickboy instead of Sykkboy ;-))


Timon

another Oprano poll:

why did you touch a horses penis?

a. you had to
b. you were paid to
c. you just wanted to
JR

http://public.wsj.com/news/hmc/sb1017096216216516720.htm
IRS, we've got your *real* number

my first motorcycle when i was 10, was also a Quarter horse :-(
JR

...and still I don't believe Sykk is into horces....the height difference prevents this from happening,
ponies might be another story
;-)))
Serge