it wasn't washing, it was "jerking off"!

HUGE difference, especially when it comes to horse's dicks!
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there were two camps in the Horse Penis business. Some were jerking them off, some were washing them for money... sykk was washing them for free :-(

JR

Danny, the professionals you need to be worried about don't
need to watch CNN to get information like that...
they probably have people working in security and bagage
handling already anyway...

Timon

Great... not only is airline security still shitty, but now CNN has announced proof of that fact to the terrorists.

Well, I guess that's the price we pay to know the truth about our own safety.
Danny and I am not hopeless, I can read...I think....

or washing horse dicks as a summer job :-)
JR
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it wasn't washing, it was "jerking off"!

HUGE difference, especially when it comes to horse's dicks!
;-)))
Serge

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Danny Adult Webmasters Cold has no link back to Oprano

i think we could all live if there was never another conversation about exploding animals or washing horse dicks as a summer job :-)
JR

Lesser graphic? We don't want lesser, we want more... :-)

Well me anyway....

Timon

Mace,
I use www.cyberwurx.com. Never had any issues of trust with them. Service is A-1, uptime is almost 100%.
Torone

ever seen a dead donkey explode when it's insides reach the boiling point?
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Hi Zebra - Can relate to that one! I stood in a field for half a day for a newspaper, watching a dozen guys torch 150 cows, and a couple hundred sheep - they were suspected of having Foot And Mouth disease - turns out after they were all ok anyway!! here is one of the lesser graphic photos I took on the day.
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because he smelled like a french cab driver shitting on a dead skunk in August and yet still have hot babes all over him....
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I heard he is coming with his own line of perfumes.....
;-))
Serge

This will surely make me feel a lot better
when boarding a plane....

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/03/25/airport.security/index.html

Timon

i love that kind of crap. But i don't have enough of an attention span to keep up with collecting. I had a big snow globe collection at one time.

they have some really obscure stuff. A Samantha Stevens figurine?
Dick Dastardly and Muttley plush toy.
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/wickedcoolstuff/dasandmutwac.html


mutt

Zebra, why don't you post a useful link... like a store
that sells shelve space ;-((

Timon

For those of you with extra space to fill on your shelf:
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/wickedcoolstuff/wackywobblers.html
hehehe... I love this stuff :)
Just ordered my Cheech & Chong
Zebra

I remember "Year of the Dragon" with Mickey Rourke, that was a
pretty good movie... it's a shame he went down hill...

Well not everyone can have a career like Chevy Chase ;-))

Timon

Mickey Rourke, whatever happened to him?
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yeah, he smelled like an outhouse, would go weeks without bathing or showering (no he wasn't an adult webmaster ;))) and acted like a total cock yet still got to bang Carrie Otis...a good friend of mine used to be a limo driver for ABC and then Paramount and said the worst one was Mickey Rourke because he smelled like a french cab driver shitting on a dead skunk in August and yet still have hot babes all over him....
SykkBoy

dunno, i think he actually still shows up in movies, bad ones. Think he actually tried to be a boxer for awhile.

About the only actor Mickey Rourke can look down on these days is Gary Busey.

Wow that would be good boxing match for Fox's next Celebrity Boxing special.
Two fat guy actors would also be good but the problem is they all insist on dying.
Gilbert Gottfried vs Emo Phillips wouldn't be bad. Hahaha........i read that Bob Saget and Norm McDonald had a fight outside an LA comedy club a few days ago, they said both of them were throwing slaps like little girls. Wish a surveillance camera had picked that up.


mutt

Mickey Rourke, whatever happened to him?

Timon

makes me think of The Pope of Greenwich Village. Mickey Rourke and Eric Roberts trying to get some semen from a thoroughbred stakes winning horse, think it was owned by a Mob kingpin. 'The champeen jizz Chawlie!!'

Great movie. Gotta get that one on DVD. Two excellent actors who wasted their careers.


mutt

...if only my dad had spent some money for me on typing lessons ;)))
SykkBoy

Now I bet Serge is going to fabricate some Russian
horror story that is so horrible that we all feel sorry
we even mentioned our job was remotely unpleasant ;-)

Timon

wish I could trade more stories about farm animals & their smegma but I gotta sleep :)
- 'night all
Vandy

Well, I didn't exactly like it...just never eralize that there could be pay involved....I'm think my dad was just a chep bastard...why exploit mexican farm labor when you can exploit your own children as ultra cheap labor....
SykkBoy

Well Sykk if you liked it, you could probably go to New England anytime and make some extra cash with your extensive horse cock resume. I'm thinking it was $20 per horse in the late 1980's...surely the rate has gone up some by now.....
Vandy

I don't even want to ask where the horse cock smegma ended up...
Zebra

Vandy? People get paid for that? horse cock cleaning duty was always something we flipped a coin for....


Zebra, hahahaha, we used latex gloves ;))) but true, if you don't want midget hooker whiff on you, watch the SykkBoy handshake ;)))
SykkBoy

JR,

It taught me that being poor and working sucks
so I became a pornographer instead ;-))

Timon

hmmm I guess I was spoiled cuz the barns I worked at hired out the services of a "sheath cleaner" - a guy who comes to the barn once a month or so and cleans the smegma out of the folds of skin around the horse's member - and let me tell you, show horses that gallop around jumping courses on 95 degree summer days get some shmeg going on in there.....So my point is, there are people who clean horses' cocks as a full-time job. Pay is not bad though, I think it was like $20 per horse and took all of 5 minutes...you can get people who own $100,000 horses to pay $20 for just about anything for their animals without question.....
Vandy

Sykk - Remind me not to shake your hand at the next show ;)
Zebra

one of the best things that came from working in the fishing industry most of my life and enduring such hardships... was that it made me numb to the idea of being uncomfortable.

it taught me to endure, sacrifice, and to focus, to focus on goals and keep myself focused on what will be gained in the end... just like in G.I Jane... he said, "pain is your friend... because pain lets you know you are still alive"...

i as well, trained myself to look at personal sacrifice, discomfort and risk in that way... it was all necessary step to achieving goals i set for myself and as such, just gave me more energy to endure and persevere.

JR

You whining bitches

I grew up on a ranch and
had to be up at 4:30 am to feed animals and Wyomings winters got really cold..I remember using a pickax to chop the ice that was due to the horses' water freezing overnight...I was breaking horses by age 10 (second stage, I got on them after they'd been worked with a couple gunny sacks of aluminum cans)...when my add got the bright idea to breed more fucking horses...we had to get sperm samples...and method of extraction was the old handjob..you ever have to jerk off a horse? I remember one time my dad had just collected a sample from a stud...he was walking back up to the house and tripped and fell and the jar of horse cum broke and got all over him...then he had to go back and do the horse again later to get another sample...that horse followed him around a lot the next couple days...

oh, and I did my part of the job for FREE....

(heheh, here come the ccbill jokes ;)))
SykkBoy

I find great comfort in the fact that as an adult webmaster I can consume as much drugs & alcohol as I want without endangering anyone's life but my own :)
Vandy

JR no way I would get into the berring sea with a bunch of drug addicts
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i thought that was bad... then i went to Russia as a consultant on a new very large "Super Trawler"...realized drunk officers and crew is worse.

3 major collisions in 3 months (one with a fuel tanker)
5 million dollars in damage to our ship alone
1 boat sank as a result (in 40 below weather)


JR

JR -

Hell yeah, dude!

:o)

Ah, memories!

J$tyle$

It WAS a sight to see, Mike!

I hated every fuckin' minute of it!

What you would want video of, though - is the 2 years that I worked at a seedy 32 room motel in Venice while I was going to college.

I was the Night Auditor/Night Attendent, which meant that I basically just did the days "books", and checked people in.

It turned out to be a great hustle though, and a fun way to put myself through a couple of years of college.

The stories I could tell you, man - there's a "Great American Novel" to be written about those 2 years for sure!

;o)


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JR

JR no way I would get into the berring sea with a bunch of drug addicts...

I guess I am a pussy! haha
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man now i'm thinking back, some of those jobs made me actually almost break down and cry, i'm inherently a very lazy person. The worst was I took over a horrible movie theater, managing it. They booked Rocky Horror Picture show. To make more money i agreed to not only be the manager BUT to also be the janitor so I could make an extra hundred dollars a week. So we had about 400-500 show up for the midnite Rocky Horrow Show. So they all leave at 2 am and i am alone ready to do the cleanup, i'd never been to a Rocky Horror Picture Show before, I turned up the house lights and my god the floor was covered in confetti stuck in spilled sticky soft drink. All I had was a vacuum cleaner, mop and a broom. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Nothing worked. On my hands and knees i picked up almost every piece of sticky confetti. I literally started crying a couple hours into it. I think i went home about 1 o'clock in the afternoon.


mutt

Oh man chopping up dead farm animals is bad.... I do not think I could do it.


Guess I was spoiled!




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JR, I saw that on Discovery channel, that really is
a shitty job
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There is a couple different well known documentaries. One of them is a little distorted because it was shot on a boat with the ONLY religious captain and crew.

the rest is mostly junkies, perpetually high on crystal meth or coke working 3-4days at a time, screaming, fighting and yelling non-stop and not eactly adhering to recommended safety rules... but still making enough money to pay for their drug habit.

JR

Actually this computer work can become painful too,
any of you end up with RSI yet?

I am learning to use the mouse with the left hand :-((

Timon

Zebra
I worked on a horse farm for quite some time - have some experience with large, dead farm animals. We never burned them though - that just wouldn't have occurred to me when we could just call the rendering plant which would come haul the carcass away free of charge to make dog food or something.....once though a horse died in it's stall in a barn where the aisle was too small to get in anything powerful enough to haul the 17-hand (almost 6' tall at the shoulder) horse out in one piece.....the manager had a hacksaw though...you get the idea....
Vandy

So are those long weeks you spent at sea with nothing but strong men
and no women where you picked up your "pink habbits"?? ;-))

Timon

JR I saw the special on the fishing industry in Alaska - that is not only hard work but dangerous.

J$tyle$ I wish I had video of you digging ditches!!

I have done some manual labor, but it never lasted more then a week... so I do not count them as real jobs! ahaha


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Worst job ever...

I was a "ditch digger" for a week...LITERALLY!

Had to be 18 yrs old, it was a cold ass NY winter, and I'm outside all day in this Far Rockaway Housing Project digging holes for fence posts. I'd dig, someone would pour the concrete foundation and set the poles.

Gave it up one freezing day when I working my butt off and sweating to death, and I noticed this "project kid" that had to be younger than me - draped in gold getting into what was then a brand new Mercedes.

I dropped my shovel, and just left!

3 days later I moved up a notch, and got a job at a cozy warm "box factory", and assembled shipping boxes for the rest of the winter.

;o)

LOL


J$tyle$ Got FreshWebmasterContent on YOUR site yet?

JR, I saw that on Discovery channel, that really is
a shitty job ;-))

Timon

mutt, I worked warehouse too, that is a seriously shitty job,
especially when it houses lot's of really heavy shit that
you have to move from the shelves to the pallets ;-((


Timon

I worked as a waiter at Olive Garden for a summer, it was terrible
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FUCKING WHINERS!!

I worked in Alaska in the fishing industry most of my life.

Most of the time for example on a crab boat in Alaska is spent in Nov, Dec, Jan, Feb in the North Bering Sea, enduring non-stop 50-100mph winds, minus 30 degree weather (not counting wind chill),working 24-26-48 or more hrs at a time... wet, cold, hungry and exhausted, with little food and no sleep....

all while watching boats around you sink, people get crushed, broken, killed and drowned and thinking all the time that i would be next. I can think of at least 14 large fishing boats i have watched sink personally... and i can easily list over 100 people i knew personally who died, in the same area, at the same time, doing the same thing i was doing.

"i had it bad at the Olive Garden" *sniffle* :-))

What happened to you Timon? you got dirty? :-(

JR

Vandy -
I lived in Oklahoma, what can I say..
at least it was the farmer's idea, not mine..
I had no idea a donkey could do that!
Zebra

oh shit..
I hope we don't have any donkey lovers here..
forgive me...
Zebra

oh how can anybody complain about a waiter/waitress job. Try working in the kitchen at the bottom of the food chain as a dishwasher. That is hell.

I've also worked at a cemetery. Italian door factory where everybody talked Italian but me. Drive in movie theater - from lot boy to manager. Airport rental car jockey. Bartender. Warehouse. Ad Novelties/Promotions.

Best job i ever had was for a catering company. I had to guard a refrigerated semi trailer full of food all night. I ate everything.
mutt

Zebra
No fucking way :)
Vandy

Zebra, you got paid to do that??

I envy you ;-)))

Timon

When I lived in the country as a kid I got paid by a nearby farmer to burn a week-old bloated dead donkey.. dug a pit to put it in and built a big bonfire over it to burn the body.. ever seen a dead donkey explode when it's insides reach the boiling point?
Not a pretty site..
Good thing I was standing far away..
definately the oddest money I ever earned..
I'll never forget the high-pitched farting noise it made just before it exploded...
Zebra

It's a true story, those things need to be dug up from
the earth by hand because the machines will damage them...

Timon

Timon, that sounds like a tall tale to me. Like my dad used to say how he walked up hill both ways to go to school, and him and his brothers had to share one bathing suit, etc... etc...

:-)

But next time I buy some tulips Timon, I will think about you!


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I worked on a tulip farm and my job was collecting the tulip bulbs from
the earth by hand...

There was this field that was like 3 miles long and 2 miles wide with
small dykes of earth running across it. I'd start on one side of the field
and then crawl on my knees over the dyke digging up the tulip bulbs
from the earth with my bare hands and throwing them in a crate I was
dragging along... when I was done crawling in the mud for 3 miles
I could turn around and crawl 3 miles back because there always
was a fresh dyke right next to it... We did this from 5am till 5pm.

It really sucked when it had rained because I'd be crawling through
this thin yucky mud...

Worst job ever but it was so shitty that the pay was good because
nobody would do it, except idiots like myself ;-)

So who was complaining about his "terrible" job serving cocktails
at a place called "Olive Garden"? ;-))

Spoiled rich kids ;-)))

Timon

Yeah that freaking Hospitaliano song drove me nuts - I just clapped, and lip synced.



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I don't know Timon, I didn't tell you about being a stripper yet....
Vandy

Beh, you call those bad jobs? You guys obviously never
had a really bad job...

Timon

My best high-school job is a toss up between Pizza Delivery Guy ( you never knew when a naked chick was gonna answer the door) or Movie Theater Usher (all the free movies and popcorn you could handle)..
Worst job - Air Force.. I love our country but it surprises me that with some of the small-minded, ass-backwards people that make it to the top in the military that we are not speaking Russian or Chinese already...
Zebra

LOL yeah that Happy Birthday song at Olive Garden, that no one really sings, instead they just chant it very loud and fast

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Mike AI
I had some lousy waitressing jobs back in the day too....Did you have to sing Happy Birthday in Italian at Olive Garden? We had to do that at Carabba's.....and once at a bar where I was cocktail waitressing I had a customer puke on my feet. I was wearing strappy sandals. I remember these things when I think of leaving this industry :)
Vandy

I worked as a waiter at Olive Garden for a summer, it was terrible. It helped motivate me to get out of school, and get a real job...

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I love the olive garden! at least you were a waiter, so you'd get tips in addition to your hourly wage :) or were the tips bad?
Render orange rhyming dictionary

You know this has the makings of a good topic...

My worst job ever...

I worked as a waiter at Olive Garden for a summer, it was terrible. It helped motivate me to get out of school, and get a real job...

Still waiting to get a real job! :-)


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True story - in college I worked for "My Store for Levi's" - except they lost their contract w/ Levi Strauss....so they stopped selling Levi's but neglected to change their name, or remove their neon Levi's sign, etc etc. I had to deal with puzzled customers who would come in & ask where the Levi's were & I'd have to tell them we didn't carry Levi's, despite the fact that we were called "My Store for Levi's". You can imagine the conversations that would ensue. Too much grief for $5.50/hour - I quit shortly thereafter :)

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lol oh my god that is funny. sort of like how IHOP (International House of Pancakes) servers A variety of things, but that label restricts them to a certain degree
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is this Signs, Signs, Signs?
do you make signs??
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True story - in college I worked for "My Store for Levi's" - except they lost their contract w/ Levi Strauss....so they stopped selling Levi's but neglected to change their name, or remove their neon Levi's sign, etc etc. I had to deal with puzzled customers who would come in & ask where the Levi's were & I'd have to tell them we didn't carry Levi's, despite the fact that we were called "My Store for Levi's". You can imagine the conversations that would ensue. Too much grief for $5.50/hour - I quit shortly thereafter :)
Vandy

Render, beleive it or not I think billards.com is in the USA


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

Timon

Zebra that is all billcards processes for. Straight up KP. Amazing how they can stay in business.

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really? where are they running from, Antarctica?
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Timon, the people in Washington are clueless when it comes to high tech issues. They can only do more harm then good.


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Some people on Capitol Hill seem to have lost their mind...

http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,51274,00.html

Timon

Zebra that is all billcards processes for. Straight up KP. Amazing how they can stay in business.


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Anyone know anything about billcards.com?
I just got several spams for CP sites on an e-mail address that I only use for signing up to programs and billcards.com was the processor for the CP sites.
They'll be getting a nice call from me tomorrow...
So will rackspace.com who is hosting them..
Zebra

LOL,render :))

So skitz quit adult?Bet $5.00 he'll be back.

They always come back ;))
Nick

errr..... I resemble that remark ;)))

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hehe, we wrote that with you in mind, :)
j/k

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Will call in the am,Serge :)

b/w is not a problem ;))


Nick

where is sKiTz?
JR
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JR, check the latest at
http://opranocontent.com/msgboard/
Serge

Drestin, every day I learn something new about women...thanks for bringing this new knowledge!
"finger assist method"...I love the termonolgy!
;-))
Serge

where is sKiTz?
JR

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE GRAVEYARD

PLOT NO.38

Here lies Ernest Hemingway.
Shot off at the mouth,
Once too often.

JustBlob lastpage

hmmm all my 'puters are humming...I'm at a loose end.
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need more b/w?

contact me in private if you need to know which major comaony just dropped prices to good clients to 63 cents per gig...
Serge

render,
""We do NOT accept spammers, carders, or any other type of scam webmasters. Our company is staffed with experienced employees who spend their days making sure that your traffic converts as well as it possibly can, and ensuring that there are no illegal affiliates reducing ratios and ruining the Internet for everyone.""

errr..... I resemble that remark ;)))

except my ratios are about 1:90 ;))
Nickatilynx The exact opposite of volumebrokers ;))

Sometimes you just have to slap your head and say...Why didn't I think of that...

http://www.restrooms.org/technique.html
Drestin

Can't wait til goat season,Serge.It opens a couple of weeks after our met ;))
Nickatilynx
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...and I am glad I ain't a goat
;-)))
Serge

is this Signs, Signs, Signs?
do you make signs??

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haha, you could of called your company "WE MAKE SIGNS", but i'm sure a few people would STILL ask!
:)
Render bolder than buzzing bugs
Mon, 25 Mar 2002 07:59:06 - IP: 152.163.207.209 - Post # 69201


I was *not* surprised when I read the name of the major supplier of natural gas in SoCal...

And make sure to make those checks payable to



The Gas Company





photo

Evening oprano :)

hmmm all my 'puters are humming...I'm at a loose end.

Can't wait til goat season,Serge.It opens a couple of weeks after our met ;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!)

ahhh hahahahahaha.


voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

check tags on post 2774 and 2772
;-))
Serge

theproducer -

thats just wrong :)
PayrollPete

Serge,
Where, I dont see a post from
you for days
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

How about you?
**********************

I'm fine, just used my broom on Cleo's board...lost 32 splinters in somebody's ass
;-)))
Serge

whats up TP, how are things at SoBe? funny pic by the way...
:P
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Oh no, here comes Cleo

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Opps sorry, my cat made me do it..

http://www.sobegirl.com/party_pics/catfuck.htm

The SoBeCat sayzzzz WHat UP?
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Serge,

Im relaxxxed, sitting here, thinkin
about the next piece of <cough> Ill be gettin. All is well.
How about you?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

is this Signs, Signs, Signs?
do you make signs??

===

haha, you could of called your company "WE MAKE SIGNS", but i'm sure a few people would STILL ask!
:)
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