Render, it's like from the article JR posted this morning:
brain is not mind and vice versa
;-)))
Serge

VooDoo,
Fuck You!!!
Cleo

You just hurt my sensitive feelings.
voodooman
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Voodoo,
it was a "gift of Love",
just relax and enjoy!
;-)))
Serge

I am NOT the same person,
but basic BUSINESS principles I followed than I do follow today....
why fix things which aint' broken?

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good distinction :)
Render

(why you would choose signs signs signs)
PayrollPete
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because world is FULL of morons...you can't even imagine the number of calls we were getting asking us:
is this Signs, Signs, Signs?
do you make signs??

how was I supposed to call the Sign Company?

Curcumcissions by Serge?

;-))
Serge

Cleo, my innocense was lost when I met Fantasy Man:
http://fantasyman.com
;-)))
Serge

Not that wasnt very nice at all.
You just hurt my sensitive feelings.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Serge
I'm still recovering from that cute innocent pic of you, OMG.

VooDoo,
Fuck You!!!

Cleo (bio hazard)

nice piece serge:) so true:)
dantheman since my tag wont work:( got any hosting ? ")

I am NOT the same person,
but basic BUSINESS principles I followed than I do follow today....
why fix things which aint' broken?
;-))
Serge

i especially like this part, "Sometimes I send them to competition who charges 1/2 of my prices. Why? Am I dumb? No. I only do that when a customer needs a "rush" job. I know that anyone who charges 1/2 of my price is so busy that the earliest they can deliver is 2-3 weeks! Then the client will usually understand what he pays me for!"

Render

Cleo,

When did you learn to read?
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

written 6 years ago...and still hold it's own today

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hehe, i wonder how many of us are still the same person we were 6 years ago :) very interesting article indeed
Render bolder than buzzing bugs

I loved this part,

>>>Those I want to do business with because they are profitable for me, pleasant, have money and will hopefully provide work in the future.
2. Those I do not want to deal with. <<<



Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

hehe :)
PayrollPete

i showed my partner the url and he said,

"they made signs?"
"no wonder i never understood the names on the cheques"
(why you would choose signs signs signs)
PayrollPete

serge,
impressive.

i think i read this before a few years ago.

it's nice to see someone who works as hard as you do, or did, pay off.

umnie ludi zivut dolche

hehe :)


PayrollPete

http://www.letterhead.com/profiles/serge/

Serge, or Grizzly Adams??"
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

PP,
I contact nobody,
everybody contact US.....

I am very consistent in what I do, check
http://www.letterhead.com/profiles/serge/

written 6 years ago...and still hold it's own today

Serge

"Oprano is now paid in full"

did you find this out before or after you contacted scottpb for "options" hehe
PayrollPete

PP,
everybody with 1/2 a brain know:
they can fuck with my goats but now with my money
;-)))
Serge

PP, 20%..

20% of 31 days is 6 days, so I say his debt to Oprano is now paid in full
;-)))


Serge

LOL

i was wondering how much lensman "short changed" you for :)
PayrollPete

how much is advertising on oprano anyways, banner / button
PayrollPete
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as they say at Rolls Royce dealership:
"If you ask how much,
you probably can't afford it"
;-)))
Serge

lol serge
i can understand the frustration of looking through millions of dollars of transactions a week to find the problem :)

how much is advertising on oprano anyways, banner / button
PayrollPete

serge is probably enjoying the moment :)
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naaahhhhh...I am upset that it took a week to find out with the bank why Quick Books hasn't matched the bank statement...
this si the first time in Oprano's history we were short changed!
John put in deposit slip the expected amount and was scratching his balls the whole week because of it.

Bye, bye Lensman, Go Fuck Yourself, prick!
Serge

Ed, Excellent, good job, thanks a lot!
Serge

Serge -

SNIP SNIP!
Bannerbot Make fun of Mike!

serge is probably enjoying the moment :)

(removing lensmans banner) lol
PayrollPete

Ed, when you have a chance, please remove Lensman;s banners, he hasn't paid the invoice in full
Serge

meow right back at ya :D
Render

meow

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Wig, you know you're welcome to come fishing anytime - we need proof that fish are in there! Just call first - you know I have to let you into the security gate :P

Actually, I want to make sure you don't see me how I REALLY live and tell everyone what a pig I am ;) But at least I don't have maggots in my nose - EWWWW!!

Peaches

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
on Bravo on East Coast..
Classic!
Serge

I'd like to thank the Guys at http://www.achbill.com/ for the OUT OF THIS WORLD Customer Support and Setup they did for us!
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Anthony, there is a word on the street that you just won $250,000,000 lottery
;-))))

Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

I'd like to thank the Guys at http://www.achbill.com/ for the OUT OF THIS WORLD Customer Support and Setup they did for us!

Unbelievable! We are looking to one Hell of a relationship with them!


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=585&u=/nm/20020325/sc_nm/health_maggots_dc_1

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imagine waking up from a coma, and finding maggots in your nose, there'd be hell to pay

Render make more money with your traffic

When I was up at Serge's he showed me how much he loves his dog.

Cleo
*************************

Cleo, wuf, wuf!
;-)))
Serge

DAMN!! How did that pic of "Hung-Like-Flea" get out? Speaking of hung-like-a-flea, the judges have waded thru the INCREDIBLE entries we had at the ARS CAPTION CONTEST and have come up with their favorites! Now its your turn to head over to http://www.oprano.com/caption.html and pick the one you like best!

SO come on all you teeny weenies! Go vote for your favorite caption!
Edd OpranoGuru™

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=585&u=/nm/20020325/sc_nm/health_maggots_dc_1
grimm (Blow Me)

Hey Wig - it's official - after 1/2 a week of trying, it's been determined by the kid that there are NO fish in the lake ;)
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Peaches, wow, that's a bummer. ;-(

Maybe I should come over and give it
a try myself.

I still need to fill in the piece of
decking. ;-)

Wig Canadian ACH, In-house collections, Real-time account verification right here

Render, More like, Penis Transplant.
:-)
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

how would you know something like that?
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When I was up at Serge's he showed me how much he loves his dog.

Cleo (bio hazard)

I don't know it is still bigger then Serge's.

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how would you know something like that? :)
Render volume brokers - marketing made easy

http://consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc/dailypic.asp?dt=3/13/2002
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I don't know it is still bigger then Serge's.

Cleo (bio hazard)

You guys really shouldnt make
fun of us less fortunate people.
Its not like we can control what
we are born with.

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they could signup to a penis enlargement site through one of our affiliate IDs :) besides, if we didn't make fun of less fortunate people, who would we make fun of, hehe
Render volume brokers - marketing made easy

http://consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc/dailypic.asp?dt=3/13/2002

You guys really shouldnt make
fun of us less fortunate people.
Its not like we can control what
we are born with.
:-)
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

I see, so two links to Oprano Plus and sponsoring contests and contributing to the gumbo isn't good enough??
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TE, I'm out for dinner,
please reffer to yesteerday nite and this morning posts on the subject and,
NO, it ain't enough
Serge

Serge??


TheEnforcer Serge is out for dinner....put link to Oprano on the page you post here or...vaya con Dios

I see, so two links to Oprano Plus and sponsoring contests and contributing to the gumbo isn't good enough??

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i don't know for sure, i was just relaying the information, you should ask Serge :
Render volume brokers - oh hellz yeah!

Subject: prevention of hijackings

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haha very funny Serge, where did you find that? :)

Render volume brokers - oh hellz yeah!

I see, so two links to Oprano Plus and sponsoring contests and contributing to the gumbo isn't good enough??




TheEnforcer cool, so post on OpranoPlus and only the page wich has reciep

Subject: prevention of hijackings
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591


Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the
Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should
replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims
would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
woman, and of course, everyone in this country would start flying
again in hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more
hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales. Now why
didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton
Serge

http://www.oprano.com/banners.html

Render vb

Any particular reasons my taglines were changed??

TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

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there's a new rule, if you're going to promote your program here, you have to at least have a text link to Oprano on the page that you link to in your signature
Render marketing made easy

"Supporters of the law say it is necessary because civil society is confronted by a rapacious pornography industry intent on luring youngsters to its Web sites."

lol yeah i didn't even notice that, why on earth would anyone want youngsters to visit their website, as if we were here to provide porn to the masses, just for the heck of it
Render marketing made easy

AIM back at ya sergey
"CrazeeMike"

MikeFold Looking Good Louis

Any particular reasons my taglines were changed??


TheEnforcer yes, there is...if you don't link me, why would I have your links here? pissed bot

BTW- look at the very last paragraph in the article and you'll see exactly how foolish these people are. I don't want ANYBODY who isn't 18 years old or older on my sites for two reasons. First, they shouldn't be there in the first place and second because they are WASTING my bandwidth because they can't buy!

Anybody here put up stuff for reasons other than to make money?? I don't think so. Sigh.... well that statement goes a long way in proving the statement "ignorance is bliss" many times over. :>(((





TheEnforcer and where is Oprano's Link?

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/internet/03/25/porn.trial.reut/index.html

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yeah i heard about, i wonder how that's going to be resolved, actually, they'll probably follow through
Render marketing made easy

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/internet/03/25/porn.trial.reut/index.html

Another online porn fight, this one having to do with libraries.


TheEnforcer TE, did you buy Matzo for Passover?

I'll spare you the usual "I'm leaving my company with sadness in my heart so please dont sue me post " I just wanted to let everyone know that I have left Wired Solutions Inc and all associated companies, it was amicable. All traffic inquiries can be directed to mikeg@wiredsolutions.net or ross@virtualservice.com

any emails to me should go to bpipkin@sbcglobal.net

Have a lovely day - Benjamin

BadUnkle V2.0

Hell.. even I'm feeling like John Holmes after that pic Rocki!! ;>))


TheEnforcer if you do nothing for us, why would we do anything for you????

HI Mike F

Long time no see... hope all is well ;-))
rocki Nothing small here!

MikeFold,
what's your AIM?
Serge

...hi rocki....


MikeFold Looking Good Louis...botted

going good, Setgo front page traffic is jumping up everyday and fbucks will have a per signup option as soon as I can get my lazyass tech to finish setting it up ;)


dig420 deleted

what's up dig, hows FetishBucks and SetGo doing?
Render marketing made easy

and Render... look again.. it is erect. All 2 inches. :)

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yeah thats what i figured haha :)
Render marketing made easy

Dig... I wasn't going to tell anyone. I cut your head out of the pic ;-)))

you let the cat out of the bag...
i mean the turle head out of the shell... ;-))

rocki Nothing small here!

mike... bahahha anal sex... yeah if the girl has no booty. That dingy wouldn't make it past the butt cheeks.;-))
and Render... look again.. it is erect. All 2 inches. :)

Well for his sake... I hope he knows how to give good face or good head... Which ever he prefers.



rocki Nothing small here!

Is that his big toe or his penis?

Cleo (bio hazard)

http://consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc/dailypic.asp?dt=3/13/2002

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haha that picture is ridiculous, you think thats how big his penis is erect?
Render marketing made easy

Rocki,
it's MikeAI on top and mine is on the bottom

they were taken after PHB, we got finally excited!
;-)))
Serge

Rocki SWEETHEART - you said those pix were only for your personal collection!

I'm never letting you get near me with a digital cam again!!


dig420

http://consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc/dailypic.asp?dt=3/13/2002
_______

Rocki you have to see the possitive side of this. I bet he gets to have anal sex with any girl he wants.

:-)


Mike AI Great checking billing... and they won't pound your pooch!

Here's something to make most all men feel good about their penis size...

unless you are the guy in this pic.

http://consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc/dailypic.asp?dt=3/13/2002

**so much for the size of your hands

rocki Nothing small here!

Playboy looking for Women of Enron... haha

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yeah playboy is ruthless :D

Render marketing made easy

Hey Wig - it's official - after 1/2 a week of trying, it's been determined by the kid that there are NO fish in the lake ;)

Peaches

We finally are releasing our latest product for DirectNIC. Of course you guys and gals will have no use for it, but if you have those annoying freinds and family looking to put up a webpage...

Send them here... http://sitecreator.directnic.com/index.jsp

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pretty cool, what else does directnic have in store for us :)
Render marketing made easy

Playboy looking for Women of Enron... haha



http://news.mysanantonio.com/story.cfm?xla=apwire&xlb=1&xlc=650843&xld=1
Mike AI Great checking billing... and they won't pound your pooch!

Meni has brain cells???

Cleo (bio hazard)

Lets go to Scarletts ... thats where Meni likes to go to kill brain cells when he is in FL ;-))
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Now, how long could it honestly take for Meni to kill all his braincells? ;)

We should have had an Oscar Pickem - I suck at sports, but damn if I didn't pick almost all the Oscars dead on :(


Peaches

Good afternoon Oprano!!


TheEnforcer Sorry, Oprano, I haven't read the new rules yet...

Rehash of the Nightline show about porn @ http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt

MikeW,
cool, tell me the day and let's have a day for the diary
;-))
Serge

Serge,

Lets go to Scarletts ... thats where Meni likes to go to kill brain cells when he is in FL ;-))


MikeW (Filthy Bastard) goat free zone ....

Anything exciting happening on this Monday?

Serge
Are you still in love with Voodoo?

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

hey that's a cute caricature of Billy on SiteCreator. Oprano should have a cartoon mascot too. Who did that? Ed?

http://bonniebernstein.freeservers.com/images/bbernstein_2002afc_chmp_16.jpg

I don't really get to see Suzy Kolber much since we don't get ESPN.
mutt

Thanks Serge .. oprano link is up!
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thanks mate,
where do we go to celebrate it after Wendsday?
;-))
Serge

We finally are releasing our latest product for DirectNIC. Of course you guys and gals will have no use for it, but if you have those annoying freinds and family looking to put up a webpage...

Send them here... http://sitecreator.directnic.com/index.jsp


Mike AI Latest product from DirectNIC...

WIG, I assumed that, but did not want to go out and post it without hearing from you!

That is good news!!


Mike AI

Sleep? You know webmasters who sleep???
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The whole reason I dont sleep
is because of fear that Serge,
Timon or JR might sneak into
my house and do something to
me.
;-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Thanks Serge .. oprano link is up!


MikeW (Filthy Bastard) a new form of colon cleansing ...

MUTT..NOW THAT IS HUMOR:)
grimm (Blow Me) domain appex... auction your domain today!

Opti..thanks for the link, now everyone who doesnt want me to get naked can send me a check or money order for 50 dollars to....:)


Mutt..two words, suzy kolber

grimm (Blow Me) domain appex... auction your domain today!

Maybe Karen and Richard Carpenter can get through to CCBill.


Bless the beasts and the children
For in this world they have no voice
They have no choice

Bless the beasts and the children
For the world can never be
The world they see

Light their way
When the darkness surrounds them
Give them love
Let it shine all around them

Bless the beasts and the children
Give them shelter from a storm
Keep them safe
Keep them warm

Light their way
When the darkness surrounds them
Give them love
Let it shine all around them

Bless the beasts and the children
Give them shelter from a storm
Keep them safe
Keep them warm

The children
The children

mutt

MikeAI,

No we do not accept Beast, KP, Rape,
etc.

To my knowledge, we have only had to
close one guy down. That is, we
told him one of his sites was not
acceptable and he took down our
links.


Wig Canadian ACH, In-house collections, Real-time account verification right here

What is still troubling though, is the fact that VISA had to do it to control a few processors who were profiteering on this filth.
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...and I watch with the smile how much is that gonna cost them starting tomorrow
;-)))
Serge

I just backordered sex.com, when can I set up the dns? ;)


Ulfie Got gay, teen or amateur traffic? Mr. Cash signs the checks.

Serge, I am glad that VISA came around and made these regulations barring beasty sites. What is still troubling though, is the fact that VISA had to do it to control a few processors who were profiteering on this filth.

Kudos to industry leaders Jettis and Epoch who never dealt with this filth in the first place ( even though it meant missing out on some $$$)

Hey WIG, what is the stance of WTS on beasty sites? You do not accept checks for them do you?
Mike AI