Serge, I am glad that VISA came around and made these regulations barring beasty sites. What is still troubling though, is the fact that VISA had to do it to control a few processors who were profiteering on this filth.

Kudos to industry leaders Jettis and Epoch who never dealt with this filth in the first place ( even though it meant missing out on some $$$)

Hey WIG, what is the stance of WTS on beasty sites? You do not accept checks for them do you?
Mike AI

Grimm,

ah, yeah i've heard of that, i didn't know they were going to implement that system though
thanks :)

Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

I'm still with Jenna
i'm helping my buddy Jason
his proggie looks sweeet
**************************
Meni, maybe you can get JennaCash, etc.
to use the same Check Processor as
Jason. ;-)

What was his name? Moe? Never got
an answer.
Wig Canadian ACH, In-house collections, Real-time account verification right here

You don't want a hot actress grimm, they are all nuts and dumb as the proverbial box of rox.

Bonnie Bernstein!!! Now that's a girl!

The Bernstein Bears, how funny is that, a children's book about Jewish bears.


mutt

Render... that is a good question, and the answer is this, from pour crack staff. In a couple months, namewinner will be obsolete because, according to the man Donny..

"The registry is coming out with what they call is WLS (Wait List System), which is just like snapnames.com. So you can back order a domain that is registered."

I don't know all the answers, but i can always find someone with the answer:)
grimm (Blow Me)

and to let everyone know it is official, in 2002 I am going to get naked so i can win an oscar in 2003.
grimm (Blow Me)
*********************************

Here's your chance Grimm...
http://www.nudewebmasters.com/

Opti

I'm doin great Grimm, when is DirectNic going to provide a service like Snapnames and Namewinner? :) ... if at all
Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

I'm still with Jenna
i'm helping my buddy Jason
his proggie looks sweeet

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

http://www.wyldesites.com/graphics/
MikeW, you da man!

drop Jordan e-mail, he always looks after good designers
;-))
Serge

Render... doing good, yourself?


Mutt... I wish i could be a has been so i could marry a hot actress

and to let everyone know it is official, in 2002 I am going to get naked so i can win an oscar in 2003.
grimm (Blow Me)

Good morning Grimm, how are things at DirectNic :)
Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

meni kicked poor Jenna to the curb for XXXATM?

yeah Grimm, the great Rodney Peete, Canton is waiting for him. Gee, you are a hot chick in Hollywood, you like jocks and the best u can do is Rodney Peete? Damn the second string goalie on the Los Angeles Kings is higher up on the jock food chain.


mutt

Meni,
will Jennna bless Oprano with text link too?
Serge

Sergey keep it jennacash
but xxxatm looking great
and the exit console thing kicks ass
Meni (The Golden Tongue) XXX ATM

Morning Oprano :)
Nick Winner of Acadamy award for best Spam

holly robinson married rodney peete, mutt. FYI
grimm (Blow Me)

Meni, you are da man!

where do I point your golden tag?
Serge

Meni, XXXATM's anal site bears a strong resemblance to ARS's site, no? hehe
Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

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to promote. Our state of the art stats tracking helps you
finely tune your traffic into getting the most for your
traffic. We offer webmaster referral program where you earn
5% of all sales that any and all webmasters that you refer to
us. We also pay on exit traffic to our other sites, and give
you the opportunity to use your Maxcash or ARS links on the
first exit console on each of our sites.
$30/signup
all new sites
also, free wire transfers
bi weekly pay outs
Meni (The Golden Tongue) XXXATM now open check it out

Thank you, Meni, where do I point your tag?
Serge

ok handsome
Meni
**************

Meni,
we ALL benefit from it, don't we?
Serge

done
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

oops, i was a little to slow on that response... you beat me to it
Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

Serge
http://www.xxxatm.com/resources.html
you were there the whole time
can i Post now?
and make some money please?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

==
Serge posted this earlier:
"sure, as long as it in addition to the TEXT LINK on the page where hits from Oprano land "

Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

ok handsome
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni, you can post link to THAT page any time you want.

but...if there is no link on the landing page to Oprano,
it ain't gonna happen,
call me names, but that is it.
Serge

Isn't KK known as Fred now?

I'm sure the phones are ringing off the hook today at dialer and check processing companies. Beast sites won't go away, they're just going to have to get more creative.

Time for some lunch, thankfully I don't earn my money from beast sites but I do enjoy eating tasty animals.


Ulfie Got gay, teen or amateur traffic? Mr. Cash signs the checks.

Serge
http://www.xxxatm.com/resources.html
you were there the whole time
can i Post now?
and make some money please?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

haha yeah, except for the animals owned by the true enthusiast :)
Render
****************************

;-((((
Serge

sergey
you'll get your link
very very soon
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I don't know about everybody, but I try reassure domesticated animals that they can breath easier now

===

haha yeah, except for the animals owned by the true enthusiast :)
Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

Clay, do you have a url for "Confirmed - VISA Bans Bestiality"

Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

Whats everyone up to?
****************************

I don't know about everybody, but I try reassure domesticated animals that they can breath easier now
;-)))
Serge

KK saying that beasty only small part of their volume and I beleive EVERY word coming out of KK's mouth.
Serge

also....I wonder, what happens with recurs and c/b ratious after recurs stop get processed for beasties?

===

good question, I know someone who runs a beasty site, I'll ask her.

Good morning all! Whats everyone up to?
Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

shh... i am still counting Timons clicks :-)
JR
Mon, 25 Mar 2002 08:55:14 - IP: 194.58.36.149 - Post # 69056
______________________________

good boy you learn to count higher than 5
gold star for you
JR's GAY Lover

oops
Meni (The Golden Tongue) oops click this

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is now Open
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to promote. Our state of the art stats tracking helps you
finely tune your traffic into getting the most for your
traffic. We offer webmaster referral program where you earn
5% of all sales that any and all webmasters that you refer to
us. We also pay on exit traffic to our other sites, and give
you the opportunity to use your Maxcash or ARS links on the
first exit console on each of our sites.
$30/signup
all new sites
also, free wire transfers!


but I can't show URL 'till Oprano text link gets there...
as per Serge's post this morning and yesterday night

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Timon,
I'd never know
;-))

also....I wonder, what happens with recurs and c/b ratious after recurs stop get processed for beasties?

how would our beloved processors cope with falling gross to c/b ratious????

any specualtions?
Serge

Serge - It's had his name on there for years but I think
his initial is B ;-)

Timon

https://www.ccbill.com/system/ccbill.cgi?ref3=74501016493850620364&type=ccbillcc&cmd=913009%7c0424%7cdw0424cc%2ehtm

what is middle initial of John Bennett from NetMgt?
Serge

Clay,
you were not the only one who probably got this notification...

ICPT is down after innitial spike up in the morning...

seems like my target of shorting at 42 won't be met any time soon
;-(((

damn!
;-(((
Serge

*sigh* bye bye CCBill :-(
JR

Confirmed - VISA Bans Bestiality

I have received official notification today.

From the memo received:

In order to strengthen the recent policy regarding lolita, peda and preteen, "VISA will extend the definition of prohibited transactions to include bestiality or the depiction of sexual acts between humans and animals."

"Acquirers are prohibited from authorizing or settling any VISA transactions that can be associated with actual or "suggested" bestiality."

"Acquirers must review all accounts classified within MCC 5967 to ensure bestiality transactions do not enter the VISA system."

"Please ensure that Visa acceptance privileges are immediately terminated for these type sites."

This policy goes into effect now, there is no grace period.

If a merchant or acquirer submits these types of transactions into the VISA system they face potential termination from the VISA program.

Again, Epoch has a zero tolerance for this type of content and will not be effected by this new rule.

Clay
Clay (ROCK SOLID PROCESSING) Epoch

shh... i am still counting Timons clicks :-)
JR

http://www.fuckedwebmasters.com/

JR, did they take it away after the photoshoot?
;-))
Serge

What was the money for JR? A little pink dress? ;-)

Timon

BTW - when does he sleep?

Sharpie
**************************

with whom????
;-)))
Serge

HAHAHAHAA!!!

Now THIS is some funny shit!
www.fuckedwebmasters.com
JR

Sleep? You know webmasters who sleep???

WOW

Timon

Yeh Timon - the 'king of tag & url changers, ruined my prank too. He is just too quick! He is keeping a very close eye today, and I came along at the wrong time and got made an example. BTW - when does he sleep?

Sharpie Check out the second banner on the second row :-)

Serge,

You'd be amazed... remember that person who didn't want
to know about the oscars this morning? ;-))

Timon

I was trying to get 2000 suckers to go to AOL and look for that textlink... thanks for ruining my little prank ;-(((

Timon
***************************

Timon,
Oprano has very low "suckers" %%'s ain't worth an effort
;-)))

Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

Doh what do you take me for ;-)

I was trying to get 2000 suckers to go to AOL and look for that textlink... thanks for ruining my little prank ;-(((

Timon

Serge, I am impressed, how did you get a textlink on AOL?

It's a small link all the way down to the bottom but still...
must be getting a lot of traffic from that...

Timon
**********************

Timon,
you missed the point...
There is NO text link on AOL and AOL doesn't put themselves in the tags here either!
;-))

If we make no exceptions for AOL/Time Warner, whould we make exceptions for anybody else????
;-)))
Serge

http://www.thehun.net
Colin TGP2.COM

"go to
http://www.aol.com

do you see Oprano text link there?"
----------------------

better check again Serge .. last time I went there I took this screenshot ...

http://www.wyldesites.com/aol.jpg

;-)))))
MikeW a new form of colon cleansing ... bot approved!

Serge, I am impressed, how did you get a textlink on AOL?

It's a small link all the way down to the bottom but still...
must be getting a lot of traffic from that...

Timon

It is a beautiful day here in Naples and my company wants to head for the beach.
*****************************
It's a beautiful day here too. We got 2 inches of snow last night. Welcome to spring Pennsylvania style. ;)


Ulfie Got gay, teen or amateur traffic? Mr. Cash signs the checks.

Yeh, but FM got to leave a tag line with no recip..hahaha
******************************

not true...he was one of the first who put recip link to GBU...and this smart move made him millions
;-)))
Serge

Yeh, but FM got to leave a tag line with no recip..hahaha

Funny thing about that Oprano text link On AOL, it linked directly to http://www.pusi.com You better speak to them about that:-))))
Sharpie Check out the second banner on the second row :-)

It is a beautiful day here in Naples and my company wants to head for the beach.
*****************************

Sun caused skin cancer, Oprano doesn't
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I will not spar with you.
***********************************

Big mistake...Ron Levi sparred with me and look where it got him in life!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I will not spar with you. I never object to how someone runs their business, as long as they 'run it like a business.

I am not used to being described as illiterate, lazy or a bum..... so, I couldn't help but maybe toy with you a little. It is a beautiful day here in Naples and my company wants to head for the beach. Life is too short, not to have a little fun with it.

Sharpie Check out the second banner on the second row :-)

and, Sharpie, to reiterate my point,
go to
http://www.aol.com

do you see Oprano text link there?
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

morning Oprano
Runk Got Gay Traffic? Give It Up!!

Sharpie,
THE PRIME BUSINESS MISSION OF OPRANO is to make thye best advertising medium for their sponsors...and we are ready to do whatever it takes to achieve this goal.

breaking eggs to make an omlet is not something we never done before.

Nothing personal, but that's a reality of life and "love it or leave it" approach was working for our country and I don't see it fail for Oprano either.

Oprano never had as many visitors as we have now and we make hay while it shines.

WE CAN'T BE EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY,
but we surely can be EVERYTHING for SOMEBODY.

Serge

JMM,
Sorry for trying to steal your domains,
I didn't know it was you ;-)))
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Timon

Yeah, well, you know what they say "By middle age you get the face you deserve";))
BigMike

BigMike, the resemblence is astounishing!
;-))
Serge

So, does your accessment of my intelligence get better when the Webmaster Resourse page goes up, and has an Oprano chicklet on it?

Sharpie Check out the second banner on the second row :-)
Mon, 25 Mar 2002 07:54:23 - IP: 68.51.238.68 - Post # 69027

==================================

accessment of your intelligence?????????

Ok, that one is just too easy...I think I will just move along now.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

So, does your accessment of my intelligence get better when the Webmaster Resourse page goes up, and has an Oprano chicklet on it?
*********************************

sure, as long as it in addition to the TEXT LINK on the page where hits from Oprano land
Serge

Serge, maybe it's just coincidence but I always thought he looked liked George Washinton on the $1 bill;))
BigMike

So, does your accessment of my intelligence get better when the Webmaster Resourse page goes up, and has an Oprano chicklet on it?

Sharpie Check out the second banner on the second row :-)

Big Mike, I posted link to the story, it ain't that
;-))

my bet is on him!
;-))
Serge

I am a lazy spamming bum who must be too stupid to participate here.
***********************************

Sharpie, my assesments of intelligence cost lots of money.


Serge

"does anybody know why Lous Rukeizer was fired? .."

I heard they wanted to revamp the show and he was offered the job as "senior commentator" and he didn't want it.

The guy's 69 and been doing it for 30 years, so he's probably tired of it anyhow.

30 years is an incredible run for a show that started on public access.
BigMike

Well, excuse me - Guess particpating in two contests doesn't count!?
***************************

sure, post your tags on March Madness all your want
;-)))
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

Well, excuse me - Guess particpating in two contests doesn't count!?
Sharpie I am a lazy spamming bum who must be too stupid to participate here.

Sweetie
You always have a job with me
--------------------------------
FABULOUS!!!
the best thing about working with you is that i also double my wardrobe.
JR

Repost for lazy spamming bums:


Post # 68786 is MUST read for ALL who use tags for promo and are not sponsors of Oprano....
Have a nice day, all!
Serge
Mon, 25 Mar 2002 04:03:10 - IP: 172.153.47.238 - Post # 68966
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

<hint>
will someone give me a job?
</hint>
JR
Mon, 25 Mar 2002 07:12:59 - IP: 194.58.36.149 - Post # 69017
__________________________

Sweetie
You always have a job with me
JR's Gay Lover

Who said enie meanie moe doesn't work. hahahaha - I see that 3 of the top 9 are gals! Sill pissed at myself Mutt, for not taking Indiana over Duke...:-(
Anyway... it's been fun!

Sharpie I am illiterate spammer and I don't read Oprano new directions

no, i am slowly doing it. just a lot of things keep coming up all the time.

i cannot do anything without a clear plan from start to finish... and i do not like to start anything without giving it 100% and pushing it to success. it takes a lot of time. i am writing one business plan right now. i am on page 45. :-(
then comes the marketing plan.

<hint>
will someone give me a job?
</hint>
JR

JR,
did you partner say no to idea we discussed?
Serge

"If the U.S. wanted to search this server, I can come to this courthouse and get a warrant to search it," Frewing said. The Internet is a physical presence made up of a series of connected computers, some of which are located in the United States, and if "contraband" is found on those computers, the government has the right to prosecute

But "you could go to that server in Chicago and stare at it and take it apart and you still wouldn't have the software," Burton argued. He said that the difference between a physical server and the Internet is analogous to the difference between the brain and the mind: "Thought is different than a physical brain," he said. "Where can you access a dream? You can take your brain and cut it apart -- or, my brain, your honor -- and you still won't have access to the dream. You can only get that in the mind. That's like wherever that server is, the software is only available on the Internet."
------------------------------------
http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,50832,00.html

HAHAHA! this sounds like me if i was an attorney. the whole court room would be scratching their heads and asking "what the fuck was that about"...

even the other side must be thinking to themselves, "someone is not making a lot of sense here... i just hope to God its not me"


JR

hahahahahhahahahaha!

http://www.accessatlanta.com/ajc/news/0302/0325analyst.html

who is Lensman and who is Serge in this????
;-)))

Lens, FUCK YOU!
;-))))
Serge

seems like he was just "banned" as we say it on the boards
;-)))

http://www.accessatlanta.com/ajc/news/0302/0325analyst.html
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

I was "poster" on last one - to serge ;))
Jesse

Magus, maybe it's just like a Bible..it hasn't been updated for centuries but people read it every day
;-)))
Serge

***********

shouldn't that be MIS-read?
magus

Not sure on $$$ for plane. My friend is a pilot, we charter planes from the local executive airport here in Orlando whenever we go somewhere. Convenient!

The 172's are single engine planes - little 4 seaters.
Jesse

serge, that SpamBoard looks real professional and 'hundreds of webmasters read it daily'. wonder why it hasn't been updated since Oct 2001!
magus

**********************

Magus, maybe it's just like a Bible..it hasn't been updated for centuries but people read it every day
;-)))
Serge

40 til 5.com

nice code name :-)))
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

yeah, KSU took me from tied for 2nd to tied for 12th lol. but i had to go with the alma mater.


serge, that SpamBoard looks real professional and 'hundreds of webmasters read it daily'. wonder why it hasn't been updated since Oct 2001!
magus

http://40til5.com/webmaster/SpamBoards/

anybody knows who owns it?
Serge

The real recouperation comes from flying in a Cesna
*************************

how much are 2 engine Cesnas?
Serge

A 4 ft hammerhead came right up to the boat and just looked us over as well ;)
Jesse
**********************

it probably wasn't hungry enough
;_))
Serge

Serge,

Liver not too bad. I had a few, but only enough to do partial damage.

:))

The real recouperation comes from flying in a Cesna 172 at 2500 ft getting bounced around like a ping-pong ball ;)

Caught some shark - 4 - 5 ft. Lemon shark. Good fight!

A 4 ft hammerhead came right up to the boat and just looked us over as well ;)
Jesse

Serge, at this stage I am jelous of anyone who
isn't yellow in the face ;-))

Timon

poor Opti. Kent St had a chance. Since most people didn't take Kent State IF they had won it would have been great for those who took the risk. HiRise Tim took Kent St too.

It's still anybody contest to win. Gotta pick three straight games i think to win it. I think a few people will do it, just gotta hope it's not anybody currently in front of you.

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/leaderboard.html




mutt