hey, cj, you are making Oprano hooorney, even when it "huits"
;-)))
Serge

cj was complaining about those pais all dat yesterday...poor baby!
;-)))
Serge
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Ok I admit i knew ;-) I just wanted to hear about it again ..... >:p


Opti Cant blame a boy

Timon,
are you jelous of MY liver?
;-)))
Serge

Well be honest, you have to be a pretty senile cow
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thanks timon

that was her, holly robinson ... halle berry reminds me of her a bit...


cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

Serge, drinking at this time of the day already??

Timon

Jesse, I hope your liver is in tact
;-)))
Serge

Do Tell Serge... :))

Opti
(((((((((((((((((((((((

Opti, this si a common knowledge,
cj was complaining about those pais all dat yesterday...poor baby!
;-)))
Serge

Howdy Gang,

Feels good to stop by and say hello to everyone. I have been a busy mo fo, but that is no exuse.

Just got back from Key West... my first time. Had a blast! Recouping...

Later
Jesse

does anybody know why Lous Rukeizer was fired?
Serge

Well be honest, you have to be a pretty senile cow to be
tricked into clicking on this if you don't want to read
about the oscars....

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/event/movies/academyaward2002/aa_nominations.jsp

Timon

Hey Mutt..

Why didnt you warn me when I TOLD you I was going to back Kent :))

good buddy you turned out to be ;-(
Opti love this

barely a pro athlete. Holly Robinson is married to Rodney Peete, a perennial backup NFL quarterback.


mutt

no, her pussy is hurt, but she ain't pissed!
;-))
Serge
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Do Tell Serge... :))

Opti Make it hurt Serge :)

no Halle Berry in 21 Jump St. You're thinking of Holly Robinson. Now I'm trying to think who Holly Robinson married, pro athlete, NBA guy i think.


mutt

Nah she isnt that old.... the chick on 21 Jump street used to do it fro me too :))

She would about 40 now i think

and I KNEW not to look here today until the show was over :)) Which it just is here
Opti

only at timon :-)
he tricked me into clicking on an oscars results link so the whole damn show was ruined for me!! then on the radio on the way home i heard hale berry's speech so all the good bits i knew!

wasn't hale berry in 21 jump street? i used to have fantasies about her and johnny depp ...

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

Are you pissed Cj?
Opti
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no, her pussy is hurt, but she ain't pissed!
;-))
Serge

cj, I know you're pissed but you
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Are you pissed Cj?
Opti Is this gay talk AGAIN? sheesh

bend over sweetie :-)
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Hey leave voodoo out of this!

Timon

bend over sweetie :-)

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

cj, I know you're pissed but you
can do better than that...

Timon

john is wonderful :-)
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now all we have to do is to convince his wife as well!

he learned that fraze from her!
;-)))
Serge

Where is the Fucking Money???????
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i've NEVER seen this side you speak of!! john is wonderful :-)

>>If you're going to be using a strap on then ask JR,

JR, timon appears to be thinking out some hidden fantasies ...
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

not all of this body is functioning right now so that may not be a good deal.
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but those parts which do are amazing!

did you know that his first words after he's done giving head are:
Where is the Fucking Money???????
Serge

If you're going to be using a strap on then ask JR,
at least he'll be able to say he had sex with a woman
and enjoyed afterwards ;-)

Timon

cj,
I can't ask this of John....but I can offer you MikeAI's or my ass instead!

(take Mike's, his ass is younger!)
;-)))
Serge

AHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
well, not all of this body is functioning right now so that may not be a good deal.

do i get to use the strapon?!?!?

:-)))

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

serge, what if you are a sponsor, have a link back, AND night shift representative?!!?

should i send invoice to john?!?!

:-))))
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cj,
John just called and he says he has no problem donating you his body for a week so you could have your way with him
;-)))

he says he'd rather have that than invoice
;-))
Serge

voodooman will be taking calls and be the main moderator ;-)
JR

What will the main topic of discussion be JR,
seasonal purses and ascot's ?
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it is going to be a multi-catagory threaded forum to address all basic fashion, color coordination and hygein needs.

PLUS as an exclusive chat board feature,... there will be live video/audio support as well as a free 1-800 help line for those who find in a particularly desperate fashion emergency as we all do from time to time.

JR

Ah now I get it ;-)))

Timon

serge, what if you are a sponsor, have a link back, AND night shift representative?!!?

should i send invoice to john?!?!

:-))))


cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

You have to read it backwards to find out!


Colin Innovation Number 9. TRIVIA: What's the reference?

What will the main topic of discussion be JR,
seasonal purses and ascot's ?

Timon

Post # 68786 is MUST read for ALL who use tags for promo and are not sponsors of Oprano....
Have a nice day, all!
Serge

Yeah what are great shoes without a nice purse
to go along with it... right JR?
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you got it. and just to keep everyone on track, stay tuned for my new seasonal webmaster boards called-

Webmasters:
Spring/Summer
Fall/winter

JR

Innovation number 9? What are the other 8?

Timon

cj, glad I could annoy ;-)

Timon

Timon,

Maybe the best opening sequence in movie history. I can't think of any better off the top off my head.


Colin if you do nothing for us, why would we do anything for you????

timon, its on now ... tv is upstairs ... you ruined it all for me!
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

Yeah what are great shoes without a nice purse
to go along with it... right JR?

Timon

jr, great shoes is all that's important ...
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well, lets not forget to accessorize!
:-)
JR

Hey cj, did you enjoy watching the oscars? ;-)

Timon

jr, great shoes is all that's important ...

:-)

where did everyone go?!
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

Slav, do you smoke Marijuana? If you do
then JR will be pleased ;-)
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:-(
so far, i am a gay, smartass junkie with great shoes


JR

Yeah it shows war in less heroic and more realistic way
than any other war movie...

That opening scene sure got my attention...

Timon

Timon, i live in San Francisco
pot grows on trees here :)
but no i dont smoke much anymore


nothing beats Humboldt County farmers :)


Slavdogg

"Now Saving Private Ryan, that was a GOOD movie..."
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i walked out of the theater and i was just numb. if that film could not make you understand and appreciate the sacrifices made by all and the horror of the experience, then nothing possibly could.

JR

Damned good movie.

"Now Saving Private Ryan, that was a GOOD movie..."
Colin serge is an asshole! and Oprano's traffic increase of 30% in the last 2 weeks went into his head

Slav, do you smoke Marijuana? If you do
then JR will be pleased ;-)

Timon

Timon, how did you get so smart ? :)

i couldnt figure it out lol


Slavdogg

that one is too easy

I am ... years old ;-)

Timon

a little late night Trivia


You are driving a city bus around town. You pick up 3 people on your
first stop, drop off 2 people and pick up 5 at the next one. You then
pick up 3 people drop off 4. How old is the bus driver?


Slavdogg $1 per email NO deductions !

I saw "40 Days and Nights" last night.

I thought the same thing regarding being filmed at Dot Com peak.
Colin Max Cash Live. 9pm ET. Record Crowd Expected.

Morning everyone,

Last month's TGP2 Update on Max Cash Live was a record show. Tonight will beat it! TGP2 Update: Should TGP2s trade with TGP1s. The Evidence Presented.
Colin Max Cash Live. 9pm ET.

and Triple-B just doesn't have the same ring to it as Triple-X.

Timon

well it's very useful for the word sex...

See without the X sex would be a 4 letter word, which would
be very wrong....

Timon

JR what is your stance on XTC
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Well, Timon, i feel that "T" and "C" definately have a solid place in the English alphabet based solely on usage.

I am really on the fence regarding the letter "X". I mean, do we need it? what is it good for?? describing xylophones? cant we just as easily go to the doctor and get a "B-Ray"?

JR

Render, who are you ? :)


Slavdogg $1.15 per email NO deductions ! I love ya Jordan!

cj, did you get my email or icq's ??



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I don't think I could name another movie filmed in San Francisco hehe

Have you picked up any good domains lately?

Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

Render, someone gotta do the dirty work lol

i always find movies filmed in San Francisco more interesting to watch, and that was one of them.


Slavdogg serge and me love fucking with each other!

i thought Freddie Got Fingered was a horrible movie. The backwards man skit was pretty funny tho. "i'm a backwards a backwards man, i can walk faster backwards than you can" lol

and '40 Days and 40 Nights' i thought was pretty funny. seems like the movie was filmed durring the hight of the .com boom in SF.

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yeah that backwards man part was so funny

that girl in '40 Days and 40 Nights' works at one of those Cyber Nanny type sites... lol is that even a real job, you're telling me girls have to sit there searching the net all day, what a non-job
Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

i thought Freddie Got Fingered was a horrible movie. The backwards man skit was pretty funny tho. "i'm a backwards a backwards man, i can walk faster backwards than you can" lol

and '40 Days and 40 Nights' i thought was pretty funny. seems like the movie was filmed durring the hight of the .com boom in SF.


Slavdogg serge cum in my mouth

yeah almost too quiet, lets pick a new topic


Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

It's getting too quiet in here...

JR what is your stance on XTC?

;-))

Timon

lol good point :)

Render

Render, a lot of women end up costing a lot more than that!! ;-))

Timon

i think it would suck no matter what, no girl is worth $78k, especially once you get to know them ;)
Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

Would kinda suck if she turns out to be a real bitch wouldn't it?

Timon

voodooman, yeah thats mostly what makes the site so funny hehe :)

Render Volume Brokers - oh hellz yeah

Render,

hahahaha, did you see the rates?

hmmm, for $78,000 dollars, there
is still hope for me.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

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JustBlob STREETWALKING THE WORLD - STOP ME AND BUY ONE!

Success, money and age rob these people of their passion and hunger for their craft.

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hehe yeah, ie: Dr. Dolittle & Dr. Dolittle 2

Render srekorb emulov

http://www.coincidencedesign.com/

have you guys seen this? its pretty funny (and no its not a 'design' site)


Render srekorb emulov

Eddie Murphy should go back to Saturday Night Live and put the Gumby costume on again. He sucks now. Success, money and age rob these people of their passion and hunger for their craft.

Richie Cunningham please put your baseball hat back on!!!
mutt

I said it once and Ill say it
again.
KUvsOU in the finals with


voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) Go Jayhawks!!!

I wanted to go see that new Robert De Niro, Eddie Murphy comedy, but I was out voted, and went to see '40 Days and 40 Nights' instead, what a disappointment that was...
Render srekorb emulov

Need to see the latest Mel Gibson movie... we were soldiers... a great movie!!


Mike AI

"The powder reportedly observed under Barry's nose was not tested"
http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/03/24/marion.barry/index.html
Ahh ha ha ha ha ha

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it also says, "Recently, Barry announced that he would make a bid this year for an at-large seat on the Washington City Council."

hehe, yeah good luck with that! lol

Render srekorb emulov

Mike
haha really? thats awesome, yeah i've heard good things about it
Render .

Shaving Ryan's Privates was also very good according to chris pornoman. It's only available on VHS and DVD.
mutt

Render you have to go see it, a great movie.

HiriseTim;s brother is in it... cameo for like 15 seconds!


Mike AI

"The powder reportedly observed under Barry's nose was not tested"
http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/03/24/marion.barry/index.html
Ahh ha ha ha ha ha

Looks like the night shift is in full swing here at Oprano
Vick at the late night double feature picture show

Now Saving Private Ryan, that was a GOOD movie...

Timon

Blackhawk Down was an awesome movie in my opinion.

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) I shoot straight from the hip!

Freddie Got Fingered swept the Razzie Awards.
mutt

i still haven't seen Black Hawk Down, was that any good?
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Not bad , but no Saving Private Ryan or Platoon
GregP

i still haven't seen Black Hawk Down, was that any good?
Render [vb]

timon, YOU ARE A PRICK!!

you even warned me and i fell right into it LOL

and i'm not even blonde :-(
cj (vaginator) april 1st - only fools will miss out on $2 million!!

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that was really funny Timon haha
Render the juliana theory

Iraq isn't being attacked until the end of summer. It is going to happen though.
mutt

HAHAHAHAHA
The average webmaster is no smarter than the average surfer ;-)))

Timon

HAHA thanks Timon, I have been flipping channels trying to find out some information.


Mike AI

timon, YOU ARE A PRICK!!

you even warned me and i fell right into it LOL

and i'm not even blonde :-(
cj (vaginator) april 1st - only fools will miss out on $2 million!!

i can't believe Moulin Rouge was even nominated for best picture, what a god awful movie
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This is my vote for worst movie of the year.
GregP

CJ my take is there was probably racism in the past, and some black actors should had one. Well over time it became such and issue that the acadamy finally decided to give awards, vote for the politically correct choice. Especially when all the stuff came out about Nash.

So the acadamy awards 2 people who should have been rewarded - they have done it in the past with "lifetime achievement awards"

Of course in the big picure, I could care less... Anyone who thinks Shakespeare in Love should beat Saving Private Ryan is NUTS...

So I could really care less... and I am happy for Denzel and Halle... I am fans of them both!

Glory is one of my all time favorite movies!


Mike AI

Mike remember the [FREE PIC #1][FREE PIC #2] listings on the top lists?

Timon

I had no idea Halle Berry was the first black woman to win a best actress Academy Award. I could have sworn Esther Rolle won one for Good Times.
mutt

i can't believe Moulin Rouge was even nominated for best picture, what a god awful movie
Render hey mercedes

what type of minority group discrimination would you call that?
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It would probably be a silent statement that he's gay ;-))

Timon