Is Serge still a mellow eunuch?
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mothefucking people!!!!!

I am an IMPOTENT!
I am NOT a eunuch!
I still have hope that onnnneee daaayyy....
Damn, why do everybody pick on me?????
Serge

What have I missed today?

Is Serge still a mellow eunuch?

Is Meni still a hot stud?

Cleo (bio hazard) Want to see something really scary?

Zebra,
what's the line?
;-))
Serge

Anyone have any picks for the Oscars tonight?
Zebra 4FreeBucks - Our legs are dry...

Woof!
RRRED Don't let your leg get wet

Serge...Thanks for the referral! ;))
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Big_S,
one hand washes another and both hands wash the face...I hope you have more rack space, I heard there are few more who are looking for greener pastures
;_))
Serge piss with the big dogs

:-(
ok. i am gay.
JRturdburgler
Sun, 24 Mar 2002 10:27:47 - IP: 62.118.142.61 - Post # 6869
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Now doesnt it feel better to be OUT?
JRs Lover

:-(
ok. i am gay.
JRturdburgler

i am not gay! i am just... "a webmaster with fabulous taste in shoes"
JR
Sun, 24 Mar 2002 09:50:34 - IP: 62.118.144.184 - Post # 68689
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so thats why you wanted me to keep them on

Shoe Fetish

JRs Lover

Not gay?
hee hee
turn on your sound
http://www.meni.net/main.htm
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Discrimination!! Bloody discrimination I say ;) At least I wasnt redirected to a dialer plus popup hell for once I guess :-)
==============================

well, mainstream is always behind adult, ya know....just a matter of time ;))))
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

i am not gay! i am just... "a webmaster with fabulous taste in shoes"
JR

JR, Shame on you, I thought
you was getting married in
3 days?

voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Thats not what u said last night
;)
JRs Lover
---------------
:-(
my male lover is not gay either
JR

I have never understood gay guys that also like pussy. Serge can you shed some light on this?

Cleo (bio hazard) Beautiful day out, going bike riding with Luna, BBL

:-(
i am not gay
JR
Sun, 24 Mar 2002 09:33:17 - IP: 207.107.115.240 - Post # 68682
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Thats not what u said last night
;)
JRs Lover

even with my magic IP system, i still cannot open that page because i am "not in the US"
JR

KIcked in the balls. I was married and got kicked for 6 years. No more kickin for the Producer. Just likcin and suckin and hardcore fuckin.. Today I will be doing some shuckin at the local watering hole. Have a great day, hey!

http://www.sobegirl.com
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

:-(
i am not gay
JR

http://sho.com/queer/

Wow, Serge, Timon and JR.
Are you guys getting royalties?
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

.... Mondays are always slow days for me :-(
JR

http://sho.com/movies/movies_product.cfm?titleid=113219
We at Showtime Online express our apologies; however, these pages are intended for access only from within the United States.
:((((((((

Discrimination!! Bloody discrimination I say ;) At least I wasnt redirected to a dialer plus popup hell for once I guess :-)
Optional Lifes speedy at mach10

Also, Im sure that he told you
to LICK his balls, not kick them,
but after the first blow, he
just couldnt speak afterwards.
;-)
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

I use to have a gentleman friend that paid me very good money to kick him in the balls as hard as I could for about a hour.
-----------------------------------
sounds good!
how much do ya charge for 15 minutes on a monday afternoon?
JR

http://sho.com/movies/movies_product.cfm?titleid=113219
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo,

I know there are people like that,
but it doesnt make it right or
rational.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

voodooman
I use to have a gentleman friend that paid me very good money to kick him in the balls as hard as I could for about a hour.

Cleo (bio hazard) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Speaking of Jews, did anyone see the ShowTime original movie that was just on?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo,
Hell NO. I thought I was gonna
die.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Big_S I have a half composed email sitting here I started about 8 hours ago.. must have had the same thought :-)

Life is good .. very good
:))))
Optional Lifes speedy at mach10

voodooman
Did that turn you on?

Cleo (bio hazard) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Cleo,

Bullshit, This one time, at band
camp, I was on walking across a
wooden beam and fell. The beam
went between my legs and uh, well
you get the picture. I pissed blood for days.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

not about giving ;-)

hehehehehe :-))))

Optional Slam Dunked ;-)

Lets ask Cleo.
*********
voodooman
You only have to stick a knife in one of them to make it bleed.

Cleo (bio hazard)

hahahah JR,

They dont even have ascots in
Oklahoma. Now here in NY, diff
story altoghether. But I prefer
a nice cardigan.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

I think opti was talking about receiving,
not about giving ;-)

Timon

Morning Oprano!

Serge...Thanks for the referral! ;))

Opti...How's life treating you down under?


Big_S Like Who?

Optional,

The difference between what?
Pussy and Dick? hahaha I have
only had the first, but any
idiot I think would be able
to tell the diff. eye wide open
or eyes closed. Lets ask Cleo.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

I had to look this word up in
the dictionary, I think
that is proof enough.
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so, are we to assume that you removed it immediately?.... or did it just help to make shopping for accessories easier?

:-))
JR

Anybody know if Voodooman wears an ascot
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I had to look this word up in
the dictionary, I think
that is proof enough.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

I've been told if you close your eyes you wont know the difference? ;-))

Voo?
Optional Richard Nixon's Favorite

??? nup! but I have an awful feeling i dont want to know ;-(
Optional Richard Nixon's Favorite

unsolicited associations of talking guys into
giving blowjobs that is ;-))

Timon

Opti,

You know what they say about people who make unsolicited associations ;-))

Timon

You know what they say ... the more homophobic a person is....
Timon
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Huh? ... the less likely you can talk him into a quick BJ?

morning all.. (it aint Sunday here) ;P


Optional

Plus today is the Turkmenistan national darts championship
on tv followed by 4 hours of bowling...

Wouldn't want to miss that!

Timon

I would never come here on a Sunday!

Timon
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me neither!

out to the Sunday matinee in Fort Lauderdale,
ballet rules!
;-))
Serge piss with the big dogs

I agree, you have to be insane to spend the whole Sunday
afternoon working and hanging out on a webmaster board....
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And anyone that reads this post today is an idiot.

;-)))


Webfather

I agree, you have to be insane to spend the whole Sunday
afternoon working and hanging out on a webmaster board....

I would never come here on a Sunday!

Timon

MikeW,
I am not because:

I think most people around here have a life outside the church...we don't feel the need to sit around on a Sunday and pray. Get a life MikeW! "

- StatisticianSnikks' "one size fits ALL"
Sunday answer to all questions of the Universe
;-)))
Serge piss with the big dogs

Good morning oprano ...

Serge, you're not in church this morning?

;-)))))


MikeW

JR, Webfather, your questions and concerns about the boards were adressed once before by Netpond's best:


" I think most people around here have a life outside the internet...we don't feel the need to sit around on a Sunday and pound the keyboard. Get a life Blowprano! "
- StatisticianSnikks

http://www.oprano.com/morons.html

Serge

dantheman, give in :-)
----------

cj, I did;)
dantheman

Mr.Cash,
in NY one NEVER knows for sure....
;-)))
Serge

only Jews and Italians live where he lives and he is NOT an Italian!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

C'mon! with a name like Greenstein?
He HAS to be a nice italian boy! =)
MrCash!

Don't ALL jews live in south florida?
MrCash!
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...yeah, and they all gather under the same roof on the days when Meni comes to town!
;-))
Serge

Greg tell me he is about as Jewish as the POPE!
MrCash!
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he lies!!!!

only Jews and Italians live where he lives and he is NOT an Italian!
;-))
Serge

Don't ALL jews live in south florida?
MrCash!

How bout we have the first South Florida porno seder?
Webfather
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How many Jews from the industry do we know in South Florida besides John Bennett?
;-))
Serge

Serge....I don't know....Greg tell me he is about as Jewish as the POPE!
MrCash!

How bout we have the first South Florida porno seder?



Webfather

What the HELL did you just say?
MrCash!
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Joee just sent me the translation.

Joanne says she can make an easter ham and have matzoh.

Monishtana halila hazeh...

:-)



Webfather

Mr.Cash,
I think Jeff and Greg can get better translations than me
;-)))
Serge

..and I also suggest not to fuck with eagles either!
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html
Serge

Joanne says she can make an easter ham na dhave matzoh.

Monishtana halila hazeh...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

What the HELL did you just say?
MrCash!

serge,
actually I meant with beasty being such a popular niche, izzit still illegal in the states? how bad do the
pwers that be pursue it?
Runk
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Runk,
why ask me???
whatta fuck do I know?

ask Ashcroft:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/bush/story/0,7369,661458,00.html

I say Calico Cats are DEFINATELLY out of the questionm!
;-))
Serge piss with the big dogs

Webdad, what are you doing for a 1st seider?
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Joanne says she can make an easter ham na dhave matzoh.

Monishtana halila hazeh...

:-))

Webfather

what's the exact letter of the law concearning beasty?
-----------------------------------
Pornography itself is not clearly defined in the law in Russia.

Illegal pornography was only recently defined about a year ago and includes any images/video that depict beastiality, child sex, rape etc.

JR

serge,
actually I meant with beasty being such a popular niche, izzit still illegal in the states? how bad do the
pwers that be pursue it?
Runk Gay Traffic? Give it Up!

so now one has no problems with the law being homosexual in Russia.

+++++
cool Russian twinks are the cutest!!
8-)
Runk Gay Traffic? Give it Up!

where? in Russia?

I asked about homesexuality laws and was told that the new law repealed the old ban,
so now one has no problems with the law being homosexual in Russia.

do you want me to find about laws there?
Serge piss with the big dogs

serge,
what's the exact letter of the law concearning beasty?
Runk Gay Traffic? Give it Up!

Webdad, what are you doing for a 1st seider?
Serge piss with the big dogs

march 23
netpond posts
40

march 23
Oprano posts
455
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march 23
Webfather's password protected board posts
285 posts

Go figure.



Webfather

more likely that his GF has cut off his balls.
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LOL
i'm inclined to agree :-)))

dantheman, give in :-)

timon, loyal night shift!! hell yeah, we fill a page with dribble ever other day :-)))

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

well i tried to read the broad this morning, but after a few post I got the big desire to roll and toke

hey Skky, at the next concert, get a hit and join them:)


dantheman

you see confucy is not a bad person,
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I don't believe "good" or "bad" should apply to mental patients with chronic multiple personalities disorders
;_))
Serge piss with the big dogs

You've sort of gotta respect someone who loves his piss
so much that he drinks it, you see confucy is not a bad person,
he is just sharing his love with all of us ;-))

Timon

hahaha. i always pictured her as being taller... other than that, it is right on!
JR

I would like to thank Timon and his detectives personally for obtaining this video of Confucy,
nice job, man!

http://www.terra.es/personal7/mmhentai/monkey.mpg
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune) another mystery solved!

Oprano has an unfair advantage, they
have a loyal night shift ;-))

Timon

march 23
netpond posts
40

march 23
Oprano posts
455

:-(

can we level the playing field and talk about spaceships?

JR

perhaps serge has been hitting the bowl this morning :-)))
cj
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I don't think so, more likely that his GF has cut off his balls.

Cleo (bio hazard)

perhaps serge has been hitting the bowl this morning :-)))
cj
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huh?
;-))
Serge

ok now that's just plain wierd ...

perhaps serge has been hitting the bowl this morning :-)))
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

serge, definately that post below was a little mellow ... your starting to sound soft. get the broom out.
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cj,
1
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

;-)))
Serge

JR
Sounds like you married my long lost sister.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Uh,,,, does anyone not living in a penal colony agree?
---

*pllllft*

serge, definately that post below was a little mellow ... your starting to sound soft. get the broom out.
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

JR, the real funny part was the argument we had with
airport security afterwards ;-))

Timon

What we want to hear is "here is some money to go get yourself somehing new to wear now that you are looking so good."
--------------------------------
haha.. if i gave her 1000$ because she needed to buy pants... she would come home with a pair of $1000 pants and ask for another $1000 because she still has nothing to wear.


JR

I was affraid prosecution for being naked in the same bed with man!
********
Serge
Now I understand your attraction to goats.

Cleo (bio hazard)

what about broomstick sodomoy?
SykkBoy
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what about it?
;-))
Serge

Serge
Is that what made you come to America?

Cleo
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of course!

after one of my ex's, and my best friend, and me were having 3 some,
I was affraid prosecution for being naked in the same bed with man!
;-))
Serge

JR, all women want to hear is white lies so best stick
to those ;-)
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Wrong
What we want to hear is "here is some money to go get yourself somehing new to wear now that you are looking so good."

Cleo (bio hazard)

http://www.orionent.com/u/store/timon.jpg
----------
thats pretty funny.
JR

Homosexuality was a CRIME in USSR.
one could get easy 5 years in prison just for being gay.
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what about broomstick sodomoy?
SykkBoy porn is evil - come join in the depravity

JR, all women want to hear is white lies so best stick
to those ;-)

BTW I am more of a law abiding citizen than you might think,
here is a picture of me at Saigon International Airport
to prove it:

http://www.orionent.com/u/store/timon.jpg

Timon

Serge
Is that what made you come to America?

Cleo (bio hazard) The 13 Commandments

Nixon also says the Russians knew how to take care of the homos. Is this true Serge? What did they do with homosexuals during your days in the Soviet Union?
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Homosexuality was a CRIME in USSR.
one could get easy 5 years in prison just for being gay.
Serge

What did they do with homosexuals during your days in the Soviet Union?
-----------------------
Russians today still refer to Soviet times by saying "when there was no sex in Russia"

it was all pretty taboo to talk about and there was no open homosexuality. today, there is still very little.

JR