Mike AI, does your annoucement involve Ambucks? a different service or what? now you got me curious :D
Render w00t w00t

Todd's a good guy. I'm sure if a girl wins top prize he will let you have some regular sex toys that go 'bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz' too.

Heat fan? Nice to see Zo playing well again.
mutt

NAH CJ, this will not conflict with your annoucement - infact it should enhance it! :-)


Mike AI register theoscarsareboringashell.com now!!

mike, what else is happening april 1st?!!??!?!
**************************

Oprano announces it's purchase of publically traded company...shhh, it's a big secret which will have ripples thru out the Wall Street


do i have to change my announcment date?!

cj
*******************************

Probably not, we are NOT buying Dean!
;-)))
Serge if you do nothing for us, why would we do anything for you????

mutt...

I really can't believe I forgot about the glass toys...

damn... **mental note... i have no sex drive <LOSER>


BUT yes... I need toys!!

rocki Glass is good!

what is SEO?

========================
SEO = Search Engine Optimization

i was just trying to find a nice way to say SE spamming hehe
Render vb

$100 for 1997 Silver Oak Cab wine
__________


MMmmmm one of my fav. KC got me in on it. He is going to send me a case one day! ;-)


Not sure about Heat tickets, they are sucking this year!


Mike AI register theoscarsareboringashell.com now!!

mutt
i agree
jennifer lost a lot of weight
and her bod
i fell in love with her in
Career Opportunities
meni
*************************

some women are meant to be super skinny and it looks alright on them. Jennifer Connelly was meant to be voluptuous, the weight loss just doesn't look good on her. Wonder how she took off the weight. Probably pills.

Richard Nixon would not like Jennifer Connelly. JEWESS BASTARD!


mutt

Mike,

$150 for shoes
$100 for 1997 Silver Oak Cab wine
$160 for Miami Heat ticket
$200 for night at the Opera
$250 girly maintance

the rest goes in my money market ;-)

OH Yeah and don't let me forget... drinks at the bar... OOPSSS forgot... those are free... from some dumb suka... ;-)))


rocki brb... something burning in the kitchen! ;-))

it hurt MORE than getting my tongue done ... very much more :-)

oh god, i can't imagine
Render vb

we wish they had tatoos on their forehead, it would make things a hell of a lot easier heeh
*********************************

well, our russian friends ID'd large group of karders and where they "nest",
we protect our friends and exchange info on the subject.




yeah we've been doing it that long, but we're obviously not as good at brokering as you were in 1999, we were mainly involved in SEO
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what is SEO?
1999 was my LAST year, BTW
;-)))

there's an oprano 120x60 button on the main page, on the very top :)
Render braid
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you are the man and welcome to the gumbo!
Serge if you do nothing for us, why would we do anything for you????

ouch you got THAT pierced? i had my tongue pierced at one point and that hurt like a bitch, did that hurt a lot?
---

it hurt MORE than getting my tongue done ... very much more :-)

mike, what else is happening april 1st?!!??!?! do i have to change my announcment date?!

cj (vaginator) april 1st - only fools will miss out on $2 million!!

dunno if any of these girls who enter any of the Oprano contest ever bother to read the fine print.

'All winners before receiving their prize packages must provide Oprano.com with nude, topless will suffice, photographs of their person in digital format. Photos will not be distributed, they are for in house usage only'.


mutt

rocki,

:-)) I sent you an email!
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) How straight do you want it?

SykkBoy make more bank in 2002
***********************************

SykkBoy,
what I said to Render in Post # 68778,
equaly applies to everybody...
if proggy can't afford button, it's OK by us, as long as text link to Oprano is visible and gumbo is stirred,
one can do his worst
;-)))
Serge if you do nothing for us, why would we do anything for you????

she's not interested in the cash, it's the glass sex toys from NaughtyGlass!
http://www.naughtyglass.com/money


mutt

hmmmm...and how do you know if they are?
do they have tatoos on their foreheads?

secondary,
if you've been doing that since 1998, you should be worth at least 10-15 mils, more than enough to afford a button on oprano if you wanna promote your proggy here, especially if you don't have text link or button to Oprano.

Does it make sense to you?

=============================
we wish they had tatoos on their forehead, it would make things a hell of a lot easier heeh

yeah we've been doing it that long, but we're obviously not as good at brokering as you were in 1999, we were mainly involved in SEO

there's an oprano 120x60 button on the main page, on the very top :)
Render braid

461 people listening is amazing... must be some record.


Mike AI register theoscarsareboringashell.com now!!

voodooman...

don't act like you don't know my email addy ;-)))


rocki brb... something burning in the kitchen! ;-))

hopefully i can win some money... baby needs a new pair of shoes... ;-)))
____

HAHA Rocki, I know your taste... $1k might get you one shoe? :-)


Mike AI register theoscarsareboringashell.com now!!

those were the most webmasters i've ever seen in one channel before hehe
Render
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Larry Flynt can surelly pack the house!
Candid Hosting guys say they had 461 audio feeds going at the max
;-))
Serge

Rocki's cookin that's who!
http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/leaderboard.html

yup, Jennifer Connelly winning an Oscar is Mr. Skin's nightmare. No more nudity for her. No more 'Hotspot's.


mutt

We do NOT accept spammers, carders, or any other type of scam webmasters.
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hmmmm...and how do you know if they are?
do they have tatoos on their foreheads?

secondary,
if you've been doing that since 1998, you should be worth at least 10-15 mils, more than enough to afford a button on oprano if you wanna promote your proggy here, especially if you don't have text link or button to Oprano.

Does it make sense to you?
Serge

SykkBoy, you still work with cyberpunk, or am I thinking of something else? with that Goth affiliate program...
Render frame and canvas

thx mike ;-))

hopefully i can win some money... baby needs a new pair of shoes... ;-)))
rocki New sites are rocking on conversions!!

rocki,

Speaking of your ass, dont you
owe me something?
haha
:-))))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) How straight do you want it?

serge,

east fort lauderdale... ;-))

rocki New sites are rocking on conversions!!

April 1st might be a big day for many reasons...

:-)


Rocki, good job picking girl... 3 more games.


Mike AI register theoscarsareboringashell.com now!!

voodooman
My ass in the lead... as in number #1... ;-)))

<<<<<<NatNet March Madness Leaderboard Updated!
***************************************

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

Three games left! Whoever's going to win is going to have to go 3 for 3. There are chicks all over this leaderboard including the front runner! Yo Adriennnnnnnnnnne.........Rocki leads! >>>>>>>>>>>>>

http://www.natnet.com/marchmadness/nnetmadness_console.html

rocki New sites are rocking on conversions!!

Any brisbane webmaster/s willing to take on a beginner prepared to do all there tedious tasks for them.
================================
uoh, I can hear cj unpacking the strapon and scottpb taking the boltcutters out of the closet now.... ;)))

mutt, yeah, I hate the hair pinned up look at it's worse on Jennifer Connelly...and sadly, as pointed out on another board...goodbye gatuitous nudity for Jennifer Connelly now ;)))
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

Serge, I listened in to your interview with Larrt Flynt, very well done! I never got a chance to tell you...

those were the most webmasters i've ever seen in one channel before hehe
Render w00t w00t

awesome cj, i'll stay tuned in

ouch you got THAT pierced? i had my tongue pierced at one point and that hurt like a bitch, did that hurt a lot?
Render jets to brazil

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!

rocki
***********************

rocki, are you cooking it in Boca or Fort Lauderdale?

fire department just called
;-))
Serge

i'm fine except for some pain between the legs
**************************
WOMEN!!!
as if they dont indure enough
pain in that region, they have
to create more.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) How straight do you want it?

haha Serge, does anyone want to undercut Serge's offer? do i hear $150? :)
Render
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Render, and how do you think board bot will react when it sees "shill biddings"

$250 and not a penny less!
;-))))
Serge

Rocki,

Just what the hell Is cooking?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) How straight do you want it?

render, all will be revealed april 1st :-)

it involves me giving webmasters $2 million dollars :-)))

morning cleo :-)
i'm fine except for some pain between the legs ... got a new piercing on the weekend :-)))

cj (vaginator) april 1st - only fools will miss out on $2 million!!

You take checks?
:-))
***********************

yes, but only from those who send them on time EVERY time
;-))
Serge

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!

rocki New sites are rocking on conversions!!

haha Serge, does anyone want to undercut Serge's offer? do i hear $150? :)
Render further seems forever

Cleo, I like dogs but not enough to study their mating habits. ;)


Ulfie Looking For A New Free Join Program?

Serge,

You take checks?
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) How straight do you want it?

Render,
you gotta send me the check for $200 for the full details!
;-)))
Serge

My computer is fine, but this cheap ass board software has got to go.

Ulfe
German shepards are always a top, don't you know your dogs?

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me) Blue Skies, Blue Water, No Blues Here

cj, "only fools will miss out on $2 million!!", what is that in reference to, I'm sorry if you have already gone over this, but I wasn't paying attention :)
Render $38 per free su

voodoo, if you became oprano regular earlier, you'd never miss the post that if you put a wig on top of man's head who blows you -
you'd never know the difference
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Serge, Ive been here since day
1. You sure your not thinking
back to your ynot days?
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) Ill give it to ya straight!

mutt
i agree
jennifer lost a lot of weight
and her bod
i fell in love with her in
Career Opportunities
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo, buy yourself a real computer, this one does double posts
;-)))
Serge

Cleo, can you qtip a German shepard? I would think it would probably take your arm off if you tried it but what do I know.


Ulfie Looking For A New Free Join Program?

Kewl, the board likes my posts so much that it's posting them twice.

OK, who got the hamster drunk?
Cleo (bio hazard) Blue Skies, Blue Water, No Blues Here

cj
Good Morning, how the fuck are you?

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

cj
Good Morning, how the fuck are you?

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Just watch out for the five o'clock stubble.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Just watch out for the five o'clock stubble.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

well, no mistaking i'm at oprano this monday morning!!

german shepards, blow jobs and bending over ...

morning oprano!!


cj (vaginator) april 1st - only fools will miss out on $2 million!!

The mere thought, meaning,
that is much less grotesque
than getting a blowjob from
another man.
************************

voodoo, if you became oprano regular earlier, you'd never miss the post that if you put a wig on top of man's head who blows you -
you'd never know the difference
;-)))
Serge

GEEZ, neither one of you
can read.
The mere thought, meaning,
that is much less grotesque
than getting a blowjob from
another man.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) Ill give it to ya straight!

You don't have to kiss them, just bend over and enjoy.
********************************

hahhahaha, this is _almost_ a webmastering Pearl!
;-)))
Serge

I'm busy with my German Shepherd right now.
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The visual that comes from this
is hillarious!
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) Im a Straight Shooter!!!

.... but the mere thought of me even kissing another man, sends my gut into hurl mode.
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ok, I got it...you are not much into kisses!
;-)))

Serge

voodooman
You don't have to kiss them, just bend over and enjoy.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Cleo,

If God had intended for the earth
to be populated with one sex, he would have done so. To each their own, but the mere thought of me even kissing another man, sends my gut into hurl mode.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

damn, you making voodoo horny now
;-))
Serge

Serge
I'll have to get back to you on that I'm busy with my German Shepherd right now.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Cleo, did you find 3rd party processor for this site?
anybody wanna sell beasty traffic, double opted?
;-))
Serge

voodooman
How would you know unless you try it? I never thought that I would like German Shepherds until Serge took me down to the local animal shelter and showed me how to love animals.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Cleo,

If you ever have any doubts to
my sexual preferences, just ask
me, Ill tell you straight out.
;-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Serge
I thought that since you are a eunuch you would be just like my ex husband, you know the one with the tits.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

didn't your mother teach you:
stay away from impotents, they are nothing but troubles!
Serge

Serge
I liked girls until I met you, now I'm asexual.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Cleo,
don't give away family secrets
;_))
Serge

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
*********
Not after Serge gets done with you.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Jennifer Connelly used to be so HOT! Curvy and big round tits, she was like a throwback to the 50's.

Just saw her. Somebody stole her tits, maybe just gravity. She looked so much better with some meat on her bones.


mutt

yes Cleo I am still a hot stud
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

NatNet March Madness Leaderboard Updated!
***************************************

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

Three games left! Whoever's going to win is going to have to go 3 for 3. There are chicks all over this leaderboard including the front runner! Yo Adriennnnnnnnnnne.........Rocki leads!

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mutt

Any brisbane webmaster/s willing to take on a beginner prepared to do all there tedious tasks for them.
Franklin

At least my parents know Im
straight.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Serge, do you like tossed salad?
confucy

fuck, this is what Pushrod just sais...
what a day!
total consensus!
Serge

When I think of you Serge,
One song comes to mind,
Dennis Leary, at the end
screaming A S S H O L E,
everyone A S S H O L E.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Voodoo, but I am in minority
;_))
Serge

Ok, wait one damn minute.
I just woke up from a nice
nap, and didnt read you
post correctly.
Are you talking about
my tag???
I know what its supposed
to mean, and I know what
it looks like, but I have
no control over what it
says, so I just play along.
;-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
***************************

I believe, I believe!!!
;-)))
Serge

haha, means, Your Not Wanted.
Ive had this problem a time
or 2. Come to think about it,
so did you.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Voodoo, what does it mean?
Serge

Damn Cleo,

Cant you take a hint?
;-)
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Really Cleo?? Doh =0(( I love mature redheads.. Let me look into it ..
Martin www.sarcastic-bastards.com

Martin,
Nice board you have there. I tried to check it out, haven't been there in a long time, and I get this message,
An Error Has Occured!
Sorry, you are banned from using this forum!

What you don't like mature redheads with big tits?

Cleo (bio hazard)

Martin
No they are my grandmother's but she let me borrow them for the day.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

http://cleocrap.com/biking-3-24-02/pages/DSCN4823.htm

Those yours Cleo?
Martin www.sarcastic-bastards.com

Cleo,

Now Im getting turned on.
But I think thats just
because the wind is blowing.
;-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

I'm so aroused...

ZZZzzz...
Cleo (bio hazard) VooDooMan says he wants to blow me

Cleo,
YOU.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

voodooman
What are you trying to blow?

Cleo (bio hazard) Want to see something really scary?

Voodoo,
here is something for your co-workers on Monday:
http://suck4net.narod.ru/
Serge

hahahaha, Im not real sure,
Im trying to blow it up so
I can tell
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

who is that?
Serge

Serge,

Your in the Clear, I found
someone else to pick on now.
http://cleocrap.com/biking-3-24-02/pages/DSCN4823.htm
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

yes, voodoo,

I am damned if I do and I am dmaned if I don't!
;-))
Serge

Serge,

Your an easy target.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)