JR,
your life would have been easier if your g/f was one of my kids....

they learned from early ages:
don't ask the question if you might not like the answer
;-)))

...saved me lots of money and aggrevation when time came to questions like:
can I have more money this week?

;-)))
Serge

JR
Just get her bigger tits

Cleo (bio hazard) The 13 Commandments

Anybody know if Voodooman wears an ascot? Nixon says that is a clear indicator if someone's a queer. The good looking guy on Scooby Doo wore an ascot, 'cartoon fag'.

Nixon also says the Russians knew how to take care of the homos. Is this true Serge? What did they do with homosexuals during your days in the Soviet Union?

I haven't read Doonesbury in like 10 years, is he doing stuff on this Nixon tape stuff?

mutt

Now I know why I do smoke marijuanna, makes me more like a good deal of our population so that I can tolerate them.

Cleo (bio hazard) The 13 Commandments

Sorry Timon, i am exhausted after facing some horrible multiple choice questions this morning from my girlfriend.

all of which i apparently got wrong, judging from her reaction.

1) do you like this shirt?
2) does this shirt look good on me
3) does it make me look fat?

incorrect answers:

1) uhmmm, huh? i dunno... no.
2) not really
3) no, your ass does.

JR

Sykk, thanks for the clarification, you make
a much better argument than JR ;-))
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:-(


JR

I'm not anti-marijuanna, but I have been known to ride the anti-marijuana smoker float on the parade of life....I don't think pot makes people stupid, just enahnces the stupidity of those who are stupid to begin with ;)))
SykkBoy coming soon: SykkBoy To English translations

Serge
You are getting sooo mellow in your old age. Soon you will be cute and cuddlely...

Cleo (bio hazard) The 13 Commandments

If I would frequently have foot bags kicked into my head
I'd be anti-marijuana too ;-)

No jail term is long enough for anyone who does shit ;-))

Timon

Good, I wasn't sure, didn't smell like I was in a pool of piss.
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I don't know if anybody noticed,
but "piss" levels went DRASTICALLY down in the last few months....

I personally can name only one person who posts here (her and all her personalities) who brings discontent to our homogenious Oprano society:
confucy.

There is not a single pisser left who is still not convinced that he should be extremely good to make it here in the no bullshit zone.

This is ok by me, even though I haven't used my broom in over 3 months.

There is NOTHING irritates me more on the boards than ignorant pisser with no clue.
Serge

Sykk, thanks for the clarification, you make
a much better argument than JR ;-))
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well thansk, but that's becasue mine is based upon life experience ;))))))
SykkBoy coming soon: SykkBoy To English translations

Sykk, thanks for the clarification, you make
a much better argument than JR ;-))

Timon

I think Oprano smells more like seafood soup than piss ;-))

Timon

Timon
hackeysac/footbag is like soccer with a small beanbag that a lot of potheads play...they usually love to play during concerts (especially outdoor festival shows) and hardly an event of that magnitude goes by without my head being smacked by an errant footbag/hackey sac....and the rage that fills me from tis, well I just want to push their heds into the ground until their necks stick out...kind of a forced ostrich thing ;)))
SykkBoy coming soon: SykkBoy To English translations

Timon
Good, I wasn't sure, didn't smell like I was in a pool of piss.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me) The 13 Commandments

Cleo, let's see...

- Not a hint of anything remotely related to adult webmastering.

- Fierce discussions about politics, law enforcement and drugs...

Yup smells like Oprano to me ;-))

Timon

JR, i agree with your main point whole heartedly ... be aware of the law, break it and except the penalty.
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Uh,,,, does anyone not living in a penal colony agree?

:-))
JR

Timon
I would, but my morning dose of caffeine has not kicked in yet.

Is this really the main board?

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me) The Porn Commandments, we couldn't stop at ten

and if they do not support those laws, people should organize and see that those laws be changed. the laws should represent the basic will of the people.
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JR, i agree with your main point whole heartedly ... be aware of the law, break it and except the penalty.

It would be nice however if your suggestion were at all possible. When the subject of drugs comes up at a dinner party of mixed people, a few will have a true knowledge of what the discussion, the rest will be regurgitating the bullshit they've heard in the media ... the points like 'X people died last year due to car accidents of people under the influence of marijuana' ... 'marijuana leads to other drug use' ... 'smoking marijuana makes you a drug addict'.

the tv, papers and world around us is full of so called experts desperate to justify their opinions on why they dislike drugs.

what percentage of the population (the ones who have the ability to vote) truly understands the difference between 'drug use' and 'drug abuse'??

the article timon posted earlier outlined a future legislation which may make marijuana a 'C' level drug as opposed to keeping it on the same 'bad' level as heroin and cocain. there are people out there with information ... but its never allowed to reach the masses enough for a fair vote to be passed.

so *shrug* ... i have no interest in becoming an activist. i like my freedom, and i understand the consequences of my actions ... doesn't mean i like them, i'm just more careful!!

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

the thing that pisses me off about marijuanna is that it causes random outbursts of hackey sac...I swear to christ, if one more concert goers beans me in the head with a errant footbag, I'm going to plant that hippy fuck into the ground neck deep.....
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Can someone translate that to "English for Dummies"??

I have no idea what you just said ;-))

Timon

fuck, I can't sleep....

so, I come to the board and yay, a lively discussion :)

the thing that pisses me off about marijuanna is that it causes random outbursts of hackey sac...I swear to christ, if one more concert goers beans me in the head with a errant footbag, I'm going to plant that hippy fuck into the ground neck deep.....



SykkBoy porn is evil - come join in the depravity

hmmmmm........ a bit too long ain't it. Better edit it.

mutt

Who else should get the last word on any subject than America's most famous looney tune, Richard Nixon.
Tricky Dick had an opinion on everything, Jew bastards, Negroes, Commies, Homos, and apropros he had alot to say about exactly what you guys have been discussing all night, drugs. Of course once again he blames the Jews, the Jew psychiatrists, for America's drug problems. Oy!

Read this and shake your head that this idiot was the President of the United States for 8 years.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A58812-2002Mar20.html

Here are some highlights

"Do you know what happened to the Romans? The last six
Roman emperors were fags. . . . You know what happened
to the popes? It's all right that popes were laying the nuns."
--Former President Richard M. Nixon





Nixon on drugs

>"You know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for
>legalizing marijuana is Jewish. What the Christ is the matter
>with the Jews, Bob? What is the matter with them? I suppose it is
>because most of them are psychiatrists."

Nixon Defends Alcohol Over Marijuana

>It is because people drink "to have fun" but they smoke marijuana
>"to get high."

Nixon On Gays

>Northern California, he says, has gotten so "faggy" that "I won't shake
>hands with anybody from San Francisco."

Nixon loves this subject. He is nearly unstoppable on it. His top
aides H.R. "Bob" Haldeman and John Ehrlichman are in the room, but
they barely speak beyond monosyllabic sycophancies. It takes the
president a while to get to the point, which begins with his review of
a popular TV sitcom he has just watched, apparently for the first
time:

>"Archie is sitting here with his hippie son-in-law, married to the screwball
>daughter. . . . The son-in-law apparently goes both ways."

Nixon seems to have concluded, against all evidence, that Meathead is
bisexual. Possibly it is the length of his hair. Another character in
>the show, Nixon reports, is "obviously queer. He wears an ascot,
>and so forth."


>"The point that I make is that, goddamn it, I do not think that you glorify
>on public television homosexuality. You don't glorify it, John, anymore
>than you glorify, uh, whores."

The president asserts that America is in jeopardy from this Archie
Bunker gay thing:

>"I don't want to see this country to go that way. You know what happened
>to the Greeks. Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was a homo,
>we all know that, so was Socrates."

>"Do you know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors
>were fags. . . . You know what happened to the popes? It's all right that
>popes were laying the nuns."

Someone laughs nervously. Nixon bulls on, not a hint of humor in his
voice.

>"That's been going on for years, centuries, but when the popes,
>when the Catholic Church went to hell in, I don't know, three or four
>centuries ago, it was homosexual. . . . Now, that's what happened to
>Britain, it happened earlier to France. And let's look at the strong
>societies. The Russians. Goddamn it, they root them out, they don't
>let 'em hang around at all. You know what I mean? I don't know
>what they do with them."

>"Dope? Do you think the Russians allow dope? Hell no. Not if they
>can catch it, they send them up. You see, homosexuality, dope, uh,
>immorality in general: These are the enemies of strong societies.
>That's why the Communists and the left-wingers are pushing it.
>They're trying to destroy us."


mutt

No my argument is that wether the law is in place or not
people are going to do it anyway and since I have never
heard a valid argument of why Marjuana should be illegal
I don't see why the law should stay as it is now...

Timon

Timon,

your argument is based on the fact that people break a law that you think should not be there.

my arguement is that people should change the law FIRST... not be given the choice of whether or not they want to abide by particular laws or not.

JR

Colin

I am pro death penalty for people who sell wholesale quanitities
of Heroin or Cocaine.

Arresting people for possession for personal use is a
total waste of time time though IMHO.

Timon

how about someone accepting responsibility for the fact that they made a concious choice to break the law.
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Well let's say they do all accept responsibility and say
"well I did the crime, now I'll do the time, ok by me"
their life is still ruined and the country is still
wasting a great resource, so wether they should take
responsibility or not is irrelevant.

Timon

how about someone accepting responsibility for the fact that they made a concious choice to break the law.
**********************************

Well let's say they do all accept responsibility and say
"well I did the crime, now I'll do the time, ok by me"
their life is still ruined and the country is still
wasting a great resource, so wether they should take
responsibility or not is irrelevant.

Timon

Also for the record, I personally live in a Republic, not a democracy by the strictest definition.
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i agree with you... now it is just semantics. ;-)

as i said... i think people should decide what the laws are... and if they do not support those laws, people should organize and see that those laws be changed. the laws should represent the basic will of the people.

i do not think people should be able to pick and choose which laws are fair and which laws they agree with and which laws they accept and dont accept... which laws they will follow and which they will not.

JR

Timon,

Maybe drug users shouldn't be put in prison but drug dealers (not marijuana) should.

Sell heroine to my kid and I'll try and try and put you in jail. Then I'll have a longhard look at myself and see how I can be a better parent. Then, I'll talk to my daughter.
Colin TGP2 is Now!

1. How about being able to cut billions of dollars out
of the "war on drugs" budget...
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i think that is all hypothetical unless you know that billions can be saved that is allocated exclusively to fight marijuana. generaly, it has been cocaine, heroin, methamphetimines and so on.
===================================
How about not having to destroy the lives of thousands
of the bright youth of your country to prison for doing
something that really doesn't hurt anyone?

how about someone accepting responsibility for the fact that they made a concious choice to break the law.

where does that logic stop? do we let everyone out of prisons?

JR

For the record ... (this is a few years old).

"Washington, DC: More than one in three Americans say that the
use of marijuana should be legal, according to the results of
last week's annual USA Today/Gallup poll. The 34 percent support,
up from just 25 percent in 1995, is the highest level ever
recorded by Gallup"

"Approximately half of all Britons support legalizing
marijuana - up from 26 percent in 1996."

"In Canada, 47 percent
of adults now back marijuana legalization, double the percentage
recorded in 1990."

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Also for the record, I personally live in a Republic, not a democracy by the strictest definition. Therefore, popular majority doesn't really mean much.
Colin TGP2 Now!

aside from increased Dorito and Pizza Hut sales, i do not know what the positive benifits of legalization would be, if any.
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1. How about being able to cut billions of dollars out
of the "war on drugs" budget...

2. How about not having to destroy the lives of thousands
of the bright youth of your country to prison for doing
something that really doesn't hurt anyone?

Timon

I would ask myself: Why should it be illegal?
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what "should or shouldn't be" is a moot point.

we are talking about "what is"

we are pretty well aware of negative effects and not really aware of positive benifits.

aside from increased Dorito and Pizza Hut sales, i do not know what the positive benifits of legalization would be, if any.

JR

JR, the government I voted for legalized Marijuana.

Secondly has there ever been a national poll in the USA
where the whole country was able to vote for this law that
prohibits Marijuana?

Timon

i would ask myself "why does this need to be legal", "what will improve by making this legal", "what do people as a whole want" etc etc.
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Don't you think the question should be reversed?

I would ask myself: Why should it be illegal?

Timon

also, the point that i keep going back to is that PEOPLE... I.E. VOTERS should decide.

that is how democracy works.

you do not like what people decided in some places and you keep trying to make the point that you should not have to abide by those laws because you do not agree with the "fairness" of those laws.

JR

JR you didn't answer the question...

I asked

"should pot be illegal"
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sorry, changing my bong water while the pizza guy came.

i would look at it strictly in financial terms

heath care burden
societal costs (adiction etc)
criminal side, costs saved etc.

I would also consider the impact on legalization in terms of usage and increased usuage and what the negative effects of that would be to a society as a whole.

i think it is a complicated question that requires more than 2 minutes of contemplation.

i would ask myself "why does this need to be legal", "what will improve by making this legal", "what do people as a whole want" etc etc.

i like Amsterdam. i do not see any immediate downside to legalizing pot on the surface. in fact, i considered moving there and i hate hippies ;-)

JR

"people who smoke pot try to say its really ok for you. i think there is a substantial body of verifiable and credible medical evidence to dispute that."
*********************************

Of course not smoking pot is better for your health than
smoking it but that is not neccessarily a good reason to
make it illegal.

People can choose if they want to eat a Tofu on rye burger
or a greasy bacon & cheese burger, and so IMHO they should
be able to choose if they want to do something that some
reports claim may have negative effects on your memory
if done frequently over long periods of time...

Timon

I think part of the reason that there has been and is more acceptance for alcohol than marijuana (drugs of somewhat similar level dangers) is the method of consumption.

We eat and drink to sustain life. Drinking alcohol IS "sustaining life"; in a sense. For thousands of years, alcohol was safer to drink than water or any other liquid. In western Christian- dominated societies, it can always be argued that Christ drank wine and therefore drinking alcohol must be ok.

Comparing the two though: alcohol and marijuana probably have about the same number and degree of long-term bad side effects. Alcohol seems to be somewhat more dangerous while under the effect. Alcohol causes craziness and bar-room fights. Marijuana causes relaxation, laziness, and the munchies.
Colin TGP2 Now!

JR you didn't answer the question...

I asked

"should pot be illegal"

and you say:

"people who break the law should go to jail"

;-)
Timon

Seems to be working on many of us.

"Any good writer could write a convincing speech about how sun light causes cancer and everyone should spend their whole lives inside homes without windows ;-) "
Colin 4Free Bucks. What next? You'll see!

Colin, good point, cholestrol probably takes more lifes
than any drug ever has or will ;-)

Timon

JR, just curious, do you think possession and consumption
of Marijuana should be illegal and punishable with incarceration?
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i think that all of these debates are more philosophical than anything. Colin just did a great job of making that point.

i think it is safe to say that marijuana is illegal because of the stigmas attached to it. if the best arguement is the negative health effects, then you lock yourself into a massive quagmire of circular and extrapolar logic that never ends, until it can only be concluded that we should all live in little sterile, padded, sanitary bubble domes with no risk to infection or disease.

i do not really care about marijuana. people who smoke pot try to say its really ok for you. i think there is a substantial body of verifiable and credible medical evidence to dispute that.

as far as being incarcerated for smoking marijuana, i feel that people have a responsibility to know and abide by the laws in their society... not pick and choose when or if they will.

if someone knowingly breaks the law, then i feel they should face the penalty for that. if the society AS A WHOLE, felt the penalty was unfair... the have the choice to change it.

JRphilosopher

I don't know whether people should have the right to harm themselves or not. How does one answer that question?

I don't think heroine, cocaine, etc should be legal though. I also don't think marijuana should be illegal. In my experience, alcohol is a more dangerous substance than marijuana.




Colin 4Free Bucks. What next? You'll see!

Hmmm .. Marijuana.

Most of the same arguments could be made for alcohol and cigarettes. Long term dangerous effects. To remain consistent, I think one would have to say that marijuana, alcohol, and cigarettes should all be illegal. How about fatty foods? People are shortening their life expectancy because they are eating too much McDonald's.

How about cars? 50,000 people a year die in the US from auto accidents?

Here are some quick stats I found (1992). No attempt on my part to validate the numbers/source.

Cause of Death Deaths
Tobacco use 435,000
Alcohol use 150,000
Automobile accidents 49,000 Suicides 32,000
Hard drug use 30,000
Homicides 22,000


Colin 4Free Bucks, Yo!

Morning, all
Colin 4Free Bucks, Yo!

JR, just curious, do you think possession and consumption
of Marijuana should be illegal and punishable with incarceration?

Timon

<note to self - addendum>
oh yeah! and lots of porn!!
</note to self>
:-)
JR

"Thinking is bad, let the government think for you because they are much smarter than you are"
====================================
yes, i forgot that.

<note to self>
aquire and stash weapons
canned goods
water
batteries
flashlights
shortwave radio
finish bomb shelter

prepare for our day in the sun when our oppressive government finally implodes and frees the downtrodden masses from its grip
</note to self>
JR

JR, I don't smoke Marijuana so no need to talk ;-)

You forgot to add "Thinking is bad, let the government think for you because they are much smarter than you are"

Timon

That has just about the same informational value
as the Vietnamese daily newspaper ;-))
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information? i was just looking at the drawings. sorry... let me go back and read it.

JR

Send This Page to a Friendtop

10 Things Every Teen Should Know About Marijuana

Marijuana is illegal.

Using, holding, buying, or selling marijuana can get you suspended or expelled from school. This will hurt your chances of getting a job in the future.

Resist peer pressure. Marijuana may make you feel part of the crowd for a while -- but who needs friends who could self destruct at any moment?

Keep on the right track. Marijuana reduces your ability to do things that require coordination and concentration, like sports, dancing, acting, and studying.

Think twice about what you are advertising. Do you want to promote something that can cause cancer? make you forget things? or make it difficult to drive a car?

Think about what you're doing if you wear T-shirts, hats, pins, or jewelry with a pot leaf/joint/blunt on them.

Do the right thing. Using marijuana hurts your education, family ties, and social life.

It's a risky business. Marijuana interferes with your thinking and judgment. Sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV/AIDS, violence and car crashes are all possibilities when you use marijuana.

Get with the program. Contrary to what you might hear in songs or see on TV or in the movies, smoking marijuana does not make you cool.

You can get hooked. Many users report that, over time, they require more of the drug to get the same effect.

Talk about your problems. Using marijuana won't help you escape your problems, it will only create more.

Don't believe people who say that marijuana is no big deal, or that it will make your life better.
You don't need it.

If you think "everybody's doing it" you're wrong -- over 86 percent of 12-17 year olds have never even tried marijuana.

Marijuana won't make you happy or popular or help you learn the skills you need as you grow up. You can do that with the help of friends, family, and other adults you trust.

.... if you ever want to just talk, i am here for you man! ;-)
JR

That has just about the same informational value
as the Vietnamese daily newspaper ;-))

Timon

http://www.nida.nih.gov/MOM/MJ/MOMMJ2.html
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hahaha! :-)))

"my CUTE little article"
JR

"your little
article"
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:-(
JR

The cigarettes comparisson was made because your little
article claims that smoking marijana is 3 to 5 times more
harmful than smoking cigarettes, which is not correct.

I'm no neurologist so I don't know about the exact effects
on the brain, all I know is that my dad is a 58 year old
physics teacher who has been a heavy pot smoker since
he was 18.

If the pot smoking had negative effects on his brain then
it has been so subtle that it is not worth banning pot for it.

Timon

goddam hippies!
:-)
JR

Timon, that came from a government website. i already lost the link.

but you are correct IMHO and therein lies the problem . a good writer can lie with statistics. a good organization can lie with studies. a good scientist can lie with his experiement (meaning framing it in a way to prove results)... and on and on it goes.

but it still fucks your brain up! :-)
JR

The stress on the lungs of 3 joints is nothing compared to that of 30 to 60 cigarettes...
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how is it we comparing the negative health effects of 3 joints to 30-60 cigarettes.

I could further illustrate your point by adding that smoking 3 joints is also nowhere near as dangerous as flying an airplane into a mountain.

one thing is not disputed is the negative effects of marijuana on your brain.
:-))
JR

But if you want to make something look bad I suppose you
can find a reason why anything is bad...

Any good writer could write a convincing speech about
how sun light causes cancer and everyone should spend
their whole lives inside homes without windows ;-)

Timon

JR,

That conclusion fails to mention two things:

1. what happens when a frequent marijuana smoker stops for a long period of time, are the changes reversed?

2. The typical marijuana smoker does not smoke 30 to 60 joints a day, the average cigarette smoker does. The stress on the lungs of 3 joints is nothing compared to that of 30 to 60 cigarettes...

Timon

but then again... the single greatest cause of death is living! :-)
JR

Effects of Marijuana on the Brain

Researchers have found that THC changes the way in which sensory information gets into and is processed by the hippocampus. The hippocampus is a component of the brain's limbic system that is crucial for learning, memory, and the integration of sensory experiences with emotions and motivations. Investigations have shown that neurons in the information processing system of the hippocampus and the activity of the nerve fibers in this region are suppressed by THC. In addition, researchers have discovered that learned behaviors, which depend on the hippocampus, also deteriorate via this mechanism.

Recent research findings also indicate that long-term use of marijuana produces changes in the brain similar to those seen after long-term use of other major drugs of abuse.

Effects on the Lungs

Someone who smokes marijuana regularly may have many of the same respiratory problems as tobacco smokers. These individuals may have daily cough and phlegm, symptoms of chronic bronchitis, and more frequent chest colds. Continuing to smoke marijuana can lead to abnormal functioning of lung tissue injured or destroyed by marijuana smoke.

Regardless of the THC content, the amount of tar inhaled by marijuana smokers and the level of carbon monoxide absorbed are three to five times greater than among tobacco smokers. This may be due to the marijuana users' inhaling more deeply and holding the smoke in the lungs and because marijuana smoke is unfiltered.

JR

Timon,

Nice, Thanks!!!
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

voo, I used it before, very useful if you browse sites with
a lot of popups because it stays within only 1 window...

Timon

Anyone use the Opera Browser?
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

VDM, hehe.

I have three bad clusters on my drive today. That WAS a bad dream. Nothing like eight hours of scan disk. Grrrr.

Timon, tag. :-) G'Night all.

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Im getting sleep as well.
I just hope I wake up and
all of this was just a bad
dream.
hahaha
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Voodooman, not for long though. I'm definitely starting to nod off.

Timon, dravyk at allofem dot com works.

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Dravyk, how do I contact you?

Timon

Damn, it figures that Dravyk
is awake.
;-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Actually when Oprano started it was flanked by dollar signs: $oprano$ :-))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

>>> If the Allofem editor is reading this, don't forget to mention Voo's coming out of the closet this night!! ;-))

Timon, I'll make certain the reviewer gets that!! hehe

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Good Point.

voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Voo, think Oprano would care? ;-)

Timon

Timon,

Think the Sopranos would sue?

voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

I'll be hitting a sack and thinking of you, my love!
*********************
I had heard rumors that
you were into self mutilation,
but never dreamed it was true.
;-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Voo, how about SOAP OPRANO ;-)))

Timon

Did you hear that? Serge
will be thinking of you.
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Well a man can dream & hope can't he?
Timon

Sex, Lies, Scandle.

Oprano should have
its own sitcom, or
soap opera.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

If the Allofem editor is reading this, don't forget to mention
Voo's coming out of the closet this night!! ;-))

Timon

Timon,

Did you hear that? Serge
will be thinking of you.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Serge, a good practical joke is priceless, let's do both ;-))

Timon

ok, it's 2 am+
I'll be hitting a sack and thinking of you, my love!
;-))
Serge

let's keep it all in the family!
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Serge, thats how this all got
started in the first place.

voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Timon, that will be expensive...the nearest tranvestite to voodoo parents is about 1799 miles away
;-))

you sure you don't wanna banner from me instead?
;_))
Serge

I have a great idea, let's call a transvestite escort and
send him over to voo's parents house to get to know his
future parents in law ;-))

Timon

How about we put a HUGE banner on the church.
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Timon,
I hope you don't mind ordering the banner form
Signs, Signs, Signs,
let's keep it all in the family!
Serge

How about we put a HUGE banner on the church.

VOO PLEASE MARRY ME - ROBBERT!

Timon

oops forgot the
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Considering that the mail
man is also the revernd,
Yeah, postcards would
prolly do the trick.
Thanks Serge. Zhopa!!!!
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Timon... i need to go to work. but if you want, we can talk by ICQ and come up with a great plan to really stir up shit :-)

89632715
JR

if rumors started
floating around that I
was gay,
***********************

Timon,
please do NOT use envelopes, I hate RUMORS,
please use Postcards instead,
this should turn rumors in the FACTS fast!
;-))
Serge

"I am missing the taste of your sweet brown love rose in my mouth"

muse inspire me! ;-)

Timon

Or perhaps a more feminine name will work better...

Jaques DeFleur?

Timon

Timon, excellent, but...please do use envelopes, so perfume could stay on longer
;-)))
Serge

On second thought, Im
from the bible belt,
and a very religious
town, if rumors started
floating around that I
was gay, I would never
be able to return home
again. You guys arent
that mean are ya?
:-0
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Now what's a good masculin name...

Burk Rogers?

Rocky Bronckton?

Timon

I still have a bunch of Valentine postcards, I'll spray
them with perfume first ;-))

Timon