I'll have that address in no time ;-)
********************

didn't you get my e-mail???

no need to get "people" involved!
;-))
Serge

Serge, that was QUICK ;-)

Will save me the detective work, THANKS!

Timon

voo, I know some people who would even find someone if he was
hiding on the moon, I'll have that address in no time ;-)

Timon

Then again, my parents
know I only have eyes
for women.
***************************
Timon, check your mail,
NOW I am RRRRREALLY curious if Voodoo's parents believe their eyes or 60 postcards
;-))

but...PLEASE, I LOVE voodoo,
do you mind putting those cards in no see thru envelopes????
;-)))
Serge

I think his business is down and he just looking for a fire....
*************************
My thoughts exactly.

voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

you gonna send some postcards from cute little thai guy to someones parents in NJ :-))
JR

THAT is something I am going to right away and I have
the perfect victim ;-)))
********************************

Voodoo, I swear, I didn't give Timon your parents address!
;-))

JR.
you have "some" friends!
;-))
Serge

JR,

Thats hillarious!

Timon,
Thank god you dont know
my parents address. :-)
Then again, my parents
know I only have eyes
for women.
;-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

I think his business is down and he just looking for a fire....

cum sucking prick!
Serge

JR LOL ;-))
THAT is something I am going to right away and I have
the perfect victim ;-)))

Timon

lol no this particular store
was on Coney Island Ave.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Serge,

Sure, Ill go, Ive been
dying to try out my
new 8hp weed whacker.

:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

The guy said, please leave
my store, I refuse service to
americans.
****************************

where is this bakery?
Brighton Beach avenue between 6th and 7th Brighton???
Serge

You guys want to know a funny and true story about homosexuality?

me and my friends all played jokes on each other non-stop.

when one of my friends went to study economics in austria he had an idea. He began sending postcards to his buddy (at his parents house), who he knew was gone for the summer. Each postcard was like this:

"day 1, Dearest Clint, words cannot express how much i miss you already, your soft touch, your soft lips, your beautiful smile, your warming laugh. even on the airplane, i sat silently and could do nothing but imagine you gently caressing my body with your strong hands...."

"day 2..Dear lover..."

he sent a postcard everyday for two months and Clints parents read each one of them. They never said anything to their son until he came home at the end of summer.

In the mean time, they spent all summer comming to grips with their sons sexual orientation and prepared themselves for the "big speech" when he returned.

when he finally came home, he could sense things were really wierd. he asked "whats up"? and they said it was time to talk. He says, "sure, what about" and they began telling him how he was their son, they loved him no matter what and they would always love and support him regardless of any secrets he felt he had.

he was a little confused and still did not know about the 60 post cards and asked them what there were talking about.

they just kept saying "we know about your secret.. its ok, we love you". he kept asking what the hell they were talking about and getting a little annoyed and finally they told him they knew he was gay.

the more he denied it... the more they tried to console him. it took him weeks to convince them that it was all a joke. but in those weeks, he was so insecure, he was bringing home 3-4 girls a day to meet his parents to show he was not gay.

JR

Haha, ScottPB knows some stories that can't be repeated
because the one telling it will come across as a liar ;-))

Timon

BTW, voodoo,
will you accompany me to Gay Pride parade in the summer?
I've been there only once with my classmate visiting from Russia, he enjoyed it as a tourist
;-))

I never been at it since,
I can't find shapperone,
can I count on you?
;-))

The guys with leather pants with big hole on the back are still vivid in my eyes
;-)))
Serge

Here is a prime example of
how sensitive I am.
This morning, I go to a
pakistani bakery, Im waiting
in line behind 2 other people,
(pakastani) and there is 2
behind me. Its my turn and
the guy behind the counter
askes the guy behind me what
he would like, I said, uh
can I order? He ignored me,
and continued on with the
other guys order, I say again
louder, Excuse me, what about
me? The guy said, please leave
my store, I refuse service to
americans.
I left the store, standing for
now.

voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

No voo, unlike you i am secure about my sexuality,
****************************

yeap, that's what ScottPB told us about you!
;-)))
Serge

No voo, unlike you i am secure about my sexuality, but
I want you to know I will not think less of you if
you decide to be honest to all of us!

Timon

Even you wonder what
it would be like to
be a woman, even for
just one day.
************************

yeah, I do, and I want to be a woman for little bit longer than just one day,
if this happens,
I don't wanna miss PMS days!
;-))
Serge

don't worry, it's ok to be gay!
*****************
Is this your coming out of the
closet night???
;-))))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Oh come on Serge,

Even you wonder what
it would be like to
be a woman, even for
just one day.
Me? If I had to be
a woman, I would be
a lesbian.


voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Timon,
not on Brighton Beach....Voodoo, didn't I tell you:
"Don't leave me!"
;-)))
Serge

I don't know voo, seems like you have some unresolved issues
with your sexuality... don't worry, it's ok to be gay! ;-)

Timon

why, Voodoo, why?
what makes you unhappy???

your sexuality?

LOL!
Serge

Just for the record though,
Im not gay in either sense
of the word.
:-))))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Im just having fun, cant
you guys tell???

voodooman
**********************

how can we tell???

did you put ;-))???

no, you didn't!


;-)))
Serge

Nice Timon Freud, :-))

Im just having fun, cant
you guys tell???

voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

IM NOT FUCKING SENSITIVE!!!
voodooman
*********************

Mutt,
you are RIGHT!

Voodoo now is getting hysterical like a woman!
;-))
Serge

i just flew back from Thailand the other day. in front of me, there was a young guy in his wife and a guy, i think from Finland came and just sat down next to him and just said:

"if i was a homosexual, i would have sex with you... you are a very beautiful man"... "Oh... i am just joking.. hi, whats your name"

i about shit my pants.

JR

why aren't you sensitive? are you repressing some deep emotional wound that stops you from feeling things Voodooman? Are you afraid to love again? Is your brutish exterior just a defence mechanism to keep the pain buried? Why Voodooman why?


Sigmutt Freud

IM NOT FUCKING SENSITIVE!!!
******************************
Then why do you lose your cool so quickly ;-)

Timon

IM NOT FUCKING SENSITIVE!!!
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Women are the new men, and Elizabeth Hurley is their patron saint.
At or around the age of twenty-five, the gender roles to which we've grown so woozily accustomed throughout puberty and young adult-hood suddenly reverse themselves. Women become emotionally detached, while men become needy. Women desire to spend more time alone, while men become needy. Women like ............

mutt

here it is

http://www.esquire.com/features/articles/2002/020226_mfe_julavits.html
mutt

when you can accept and understand that fundamental difference in behavior and needs... you will have a much happier and healthier relationship.
**************************

well....there si something else.
I had much better relations with my even wives than with my odd ones...

I think it all depends on the numbers, but..I'll ask Colin on Monday just to be sure
;_)))
Serge

Grimm posted a pretty good article a few days ago written by a chick writer. I agreed with 80% of it. Women become men and men become women at a certain age.
mutt

am i the only one lucky enough to recieve 1014 spams so far today from this asshole?

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JR

haha.......don't feel bad JR. I didn't know if those were your original words or not, I am not the best judge of poetry. Like I said it's meant for women and VERY sensitive men like Voodooman. :)

I like the rhyming kind of poetry.

You wrote that for your fiance?

wow i just realised making a typo that the 'fiance' is damn close to 'finance'. Irony.
mutt

I need a beer, better yet
a shot of vodka or tequila.
*********************************

could have been worse...you might be dreaming of Lee Noga by now
http://www.oprano.com/picture13.html
;-))

don't you just wanna be like Mike?
;-))
Serge

You know what they say ... the more homophobic a person is....

Timon

women are emotional... men are mechanical.

when you can accept and understand that fundamental difference in behavior and needs... you will have a much happier and healthier relationship.

JR

I need a beer, better yet
a shot of vodka or tequila.


voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

I AM NOT FUCKING GAY.
**************************

Mutt, haven't I just said that he'd NEVER admit it????

what does it mean "I AM NOT FUCKING GAY."?

you mean you are a bottom and not a top?

you confuse me sometimes with your alternative terminology!
;-)))


Serge

women fall for poetry, really, even the hardest nut to crack if you right crap like JR just quoted they get weak
----------------------------------
crap? :-(
JR

voodooman gay?

I cant believe we are
on this subject again.
I AM NOT FUCKING GAY.
No offense to those of
you
<invisible ink>
Serge
<end invisible ink>
That are though.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

My girlfriend would either throw up or crap her pants!

Timon
*********************

......and what out of 2 would turn you on more?
;-))
Serge

no rhyming. Women like the kind of poetry that doesn't rhyme.
Nipsy Russell did NOT do well with the ladies.

Holy shit.........a reference almost as dated as Serge's Rock Hudson one!

mutt

women fall for poetry, really, even the hardest nut to crack if you right crap like JR just quoted they get weak.
********************************
My girlfriend would either throw up or crap her pants!

Timon

voodooman gay?


mutt
**********************

well, he'll never admit it, but....we had one heck of a time swimming nekkid in Florida...
;-)))
Serge

women fall for poetry,
*****************************

...and I thought:
"stay away from me, I am an impotent" was the key...

damn,
how do I make it rhime????
;-)))
Serge

Oklahomian version of Rock Hudson!
***************************

voodooman gay?


mutt

Brad Shaw is from Oklahoma,
and lives in Texas, hmmmmm..
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

women fall for poetry, really, even the hardest nut to crack if you right crap like JR just quoted they get weak.


mutt

At least Im not a russian
version of Mr.Bean.
******************************

yeah, easy for you to say,
you, Oklahomian version of Rock Hudson!
;-)))
Serge

JR,

Its already down to 4 days???
Damn, time flys.
Wheres it taking place? The
ceremony I mean.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

you talk superb Oklahomian!
----------------------------------
Serge,

do you know what stops Texas from sliding off into the Gulf?

oklahoma sucks!

;-))))

JR

i am getting married in 4 days btw :-))
*****************************

Mazal tov!!!
Serge

JR,

I know, and so was I. :-))


voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

hahahahahah
At least Im not a russian
version of Mr.Bean.

:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Hahaha Voodooman. its all in good fun.

To clarify, that quote is not mine. if i remember correctly, it is:

"if words could be spoken in water, i would drown the world when i said I Love You"

i am getting married in 4 days btw :-))

JR

Voodoo,
the depth of your knowledge of tongues never seize to amaze me!
;-))))
you talk superb Oklahomian!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

I admit, that was very clever,
but refer to Post # 68430

:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

....gym membership!!

cj
**********************

now I know why you jumped on poor Leberaci's back with no efforts what so ever
;_))
Serge

i know real lesbians, got some in the family. Please give me the fake ones with the posed tongues and the long painted fingernails.


mutt

Voodooman, if words could be spoken in water, oprano could drown the world when it stands together and says, "we love you"

JR
***************************

hahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha,
this is the funniest PEARL to date!!!!
;-)))

submitted!
Serge

In healthy young people, cannabis is even said to have a similar effect on the heart as exercise.
---

LMAO
bye bye gym membership!!

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

What is the difference between a lesbian site FOR men, and a lesbian site FOR women
==================================

the difference is who is jerking off when they look at it.
JR

Does anybody make any real money selling porn to woman?
---

depends? what do you consider real money? purve has looked after me for almost 4 years ... there's enough women who pay for porn to justify a small % of sites ...

>>What is the difference between a lesbian site FOR men, and a lesbian site FOR women???

the first one has posed tongue's, long fingernails and fake lesbians who 'love to lick each others pussy's live while you watch!!' ...
and yes, the first one makes more money :-)


cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

Interesting article about canabis:

http://www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/news/story.html?in_review_id=522065&in_review_text_id=486907

Timon

JR
poshol na khui, govniuk!
:-)))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

yeah, i guess i have came a long way from the good old days of entertaining myself by posing as a troubled lesbian teen in internet chat rooms.
JR

i think they are looking for you JR at http://www.sarcastic-bastards.com
mutt

no thanks to anyone
here I figured everything out.
----------------------------------

Voodooman, you were always in our thoughts and prayers and it was our unique ability to channel and project our collective goodwill and positive energy as well as thoughts of love onto you, that empowered you to solve your problem.

we never asked for a thank you. in fact, we were humble enough to not mention it again at all. we just wish you the best and love you dearly with all our hearts and souls.

Voodooman, if words could be spoken in water, oprano could drown the world when it stands together and says, "we love you"

JR

The board has fallen and can't get up!

man these Incest.com spammers are relentless, everyday, over and over. if you are a spammer, doesn't it work better if you mix things up a bit, throw in some different niches.
mutt

I asked a few days ago for
some help when I lost all
my files, no thanks to anyone
here I figured everything out.
If you happen to get this lop.com
fucking piece of shit program on
your computer, here is what you
do.
Go to C:WindowsWebWallpaper and look for the 2 files, desktop.swf and desktop.html. Try renaming them and rebooting to see if the Flash popup is gone. If it works you can then remove the files.

Also, check WindowsApplication Data for "plg_ie0.dll and delete it if its there.

This program attatches itself to the explorer.exe file and thats how I lost everything when I just deleted the lop.com file so you have to follow the above steps.
What a goatfuck!!! Mainstream is
getting more and more tricky everyday.


voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

National-Net March Madness Leaderboard Update
*****************************************************

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/leaderboard.html

I did NOT jinx HiRise Tim! He picked Kent State all on his own!

New Leader!!!!

Brandi, u have mail.

Cleo,

Ask CJ. She's had Purve for a long time.
mutt Win Some Of This Stellar Content! Fresh Webmaster Content!

Serge girlfriends = friends that are female, NOT girlfriend as in lover. I have very few male friends. Most of my friends are female and over half of them are straight.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

any of my girlfriends
*****************************

and what is your estimate of them as the %%% of total women demographic?
;_))
Serge

Does anybody make any real money selling porn to woman? I do not know one woman who has ever paid anything for porn. The only online stuff that I have ever seen any of my girlfriends pay for is the romance personals.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Thanks Serge,

Thats all I needed to know.
:-)
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

What is the difference between a lesbian site FOR men, and a lesbian site FOR women???
Serge???
***********************

the first one makes more money
;-))

Serge

My company Maxim networks, Inc. is looking for web site designers, coders etc, for running current scripts and building our current base of avs sites. Please email me examples of your work and/or resume to rburr@maximnetworks.com .

Thanks

Robert

mzx

Cleo, I never paid anyone to adore me
I'm adorable
ask any chick who has met me
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mutt the first game started at 5 pm
the secound at 7 pm

Keyser Soze

ok, I have a question. What is the difference between a lesbian site FOR men, and a lesbian site FOR women???
Serge???
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Mutt
I just got home and see that the deadline was at 7:30 can you help me out I am doing good for a girl!

Please Please Pelase
Brandi

Meni
Do you pay him to adore you as well?

Cleo (bio hazard)

I know her bf Barrett too
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

your picks are IN magus. good luck!
mutt

Cleo, how ironic
Devon adores me
*********
Meni
I didn't think someone like you would make enough money for that.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

lol i jsut looked at the picks page again. evidently my picks had regeistered. but the white text on white cell background fooled me.

whew!
magus

Cleo, how ironic
Devon adores me
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

no more picking? the makepicks page says 7:30!
magus

mutt.

i tried to make picks earlier but they would not go through. i jsut tried again and they still do not show. :(
magus

Why is that, cause you think
both of them are gay?
*********
voodooman
That's it and because they both look straight no one would know, or at least until they started talking, or moving, or smoking a cigarette, or...

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me) Meni, I think these two are hot

If you want to encrypt your FTP sessions.. use SecureFX

http://www.vandyke.com/products/securefx/

Another fine product. :)
KC

AbsoluteFTP is my favorite GUI based FTP client...

http://www.vandyke.com/products/absoluteftp/

Give it a try.. it's even better than cuteFTP :)

KC

really Keyser? SHIT! i took a look at the schedule somewhere and it said both games today and tomorrow were on in the evening.

No more picking! What time did this game start?



mutt

Cleo,

Why is that, cause you think
both of them are gay?
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)