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hhahahahahahaha,
from
http://www.larryflynt.com/survivalguide.html

One of the few things that individuals can do is to keep healthy. People in good physical condition have a better chance of surviving any attack, be it biological, a severe burn or a blow to the head. Working out and eating right could delay a meeting with the reaper.

Or at least leave you limber enough to stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

hahhaahhahahahahaha,
but the rest is not exactly funny
Serge

Alien, how id yout design stuff going? Your latest homepage is nice...

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/

Few more hours to get your picks in!!!
Mike AI few more hours to make your March Madness picks!!!

Allien,
are you still working for AGA?
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

i've had CuteFTP since the beginning. I did see something at TUCOWS that looked cool, an FTP client that lets you see thumbnails of all the images on your server.
mutt

Cuteftp? Its a problem child.
Try WSFTP on tucows.com. Tis free and doesnt try all kinds of stupid shit.
Ever try Dream weavers ftp???
Now thats a piece of junk!
ALIEN HERETIC

thanks Ulfie. All the HTML on the contest is generated by the software that runs it, i didn't change anything but this time the pick confirmation page is showing picks in a white font against a white background. I set every font setting to black and it's still coming out as white. Must be some small bug.

has the definition of 'shareware' changed in the last few years? I'm still busy downloading replacing all the software I lost, it seems as if 'shareware' today now is just 'demo' or 'trial' software. It is set to cripple itself in 30 days if i don't pay for it. I gotta pay for CuteFTP? BAH!

also since this is my first CD writer I've ever had, what's the best and easiest software to use with it?

thanks
mutt

Mutt posted the other day that after you make your picks they are showing up as white text on a white background. That's why you can't see who you picked.

Ulfie Looking For A New Free Join Program?

I am. I'll shoot ya an email Monday.

"For anyone else interested, I pay 50% of whatever referred gamblers lose."

Timon
Colin http://What's Confucy's Deal?

No, we pretty much only insult outsiders. The rest is just good fun between friends.

"People who come to Oprano attack
and insult each other constantly."
Colin http://What's Confucy's Deal?

I picked my teams in the contest but after I submitted I didn´t see my picks just the 8 teams!
Is my picks recieved or is there something wrong?

Keyser
Keyser Soze

Hey Mutt..

How come after I submit my picks it did not show me what I picked ??

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

For anyone else interested, I pay 50% of whatever referred
gamblers lose.

Timon

Win, contact me at orion at orionent dot com or ICQ: 3386263

I am out for the rest of the day so I'll get back to you tomorrow.

Timon

Timon
Do you have an affiliate program?
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this board IS his affiliate proggy signup page from what I see Win ;p

Optional Amsterdam Pissing Fetish

Win, I am happy DirectNIC could help out!

Mike AI Have till 7 more hours to make your March Madness picks!!!

Mike AI
Thanks for the assistance with DirectNic I am VERY happy!
Win

Wenchy and Rocki battling there for 2nd place... still in striking dsitance for first!

Who says at Oprano we discriminate against women??

Good luck girl!

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/ Make your picks before 7 eastern time tonight!

Mike AI Have till 7 more hours to make your March Madness picks!!!

gee Serge, took me all of 3 seconds to see why you liked my little "pearl" :-))

Timon
Do you have an affiliate program? I have a couple hundred gambling/casino names that are just going to FindWhat now.
Win

Leaderboard is close http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/leaderboard.html

I am dropping very quickly - last rond I went 3 for 8! how shitty is that!! hahaha

TimHirise is kicking ass though, 7-8 is amazing!!

Pornoman sneaking up too!
Mike AI Have till 7 more hours to make your March Madness picks!!!

Hey make you march madness picks, http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/

NEXT round goes to final 4!!

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/

Make your picks, I am doing mine now!

Mike AI Have till 7 more hours to make your March Madness picks!!!

Well ok, all this needless slandering of people who are more successful than me has made me feel a little better again about my personal failure in life and I am feeling a little less bitter about having missed out on the gold rush, time for a trip to the doctor to see if he can surgically remove my head from my ass!

confucy

Mike AI wouldn't change my posts and he is my hero!

You can't play by the rules, Serge, even the rules you wrote youself.

Goodbye. Play with your goats and R-n, losers!
confucy

imitator , you are doing a good job!!!

INDIANA WILL WIN. We have more
prisons in the State of Indiana
than any other state.

http://www.communityseed.org/html/untitled.html

confucy - 3

One dimensional, my ass!

Serge, you must have a very boring life to live on the Oprano site 24/7.

Why don't you jump on a plane and come to Hollywood? No, not Hollywood, Florida! Bring that Player-Hater white suit and I will take you to the Oscars on Sunday.
confucy

Serge, I told you that *you couldn't handle the truth*!!!!!

I have only known one other chatroom/message board owner who doctored up the messages. He is dead now, I killed him with my "love"

You are a fake and a fraud and coming from confucy is the worst one can say about you.

Now go place a call to PK and jerkoff as you place a $200,000 ad on the Persian Kitty site.
confucy

Here is a good one:

Flynt: "I did the interview as a favor to an associate. Next time I will be more selective and ONLY appear with Luke Ford and Lee Noga"
Flynt: "Live and learn...give me a call when you have arranged a convenient time for Confucy and Lee."

Notice in live 2 how Luke Ford has been replaced with "Confucy" - is this a slip up by our mystery poster?

heh-heh...

Alex
RawAlex Sexy Adult Links

timon -

wow, good job. it works really well. nice and fast, efficient, etc.

Hey! When you see me again, remind me that I had a question I wanted to ask you about casinos.
Anjelus

Timon,

I misread it. I thought it said "you can make the casino owner rich TODAY". : )

anyway, off to my beddy byes. Good Night all.
Anjelus

Hey, Timon, this is some nice software!
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Thanks we made it inhouse, sure was a lot of work...

Timon

re: rules: Err... too many negatives, I confused. Not that important anyway.

Anyway, serge and others, night all.

It's 3am, and I'm still awake from the day before yesterday. I'll talk to you later...

night
Anjelus

I have to say the gambling bug is something I think I'll avoid!
Anjelus
*********************
Didn't you read the slogan?

"You can become rich TODAY!!"

Timon

Larry Flynt told AVN reporter Sherry Lancer: "I had a difficult time understanding the porn owner, Sergei. He was in need of an interpreter, but what can you expect from a somebody who wasn't coached by Confucy!"

Lancer: "Yes, I tried to listen, but between the un coached Sergei and that Hungarian accent, I had a difficult time."
Flynt: "I did the interview as a favor to an associate. Next time I will be more selective and ONLY appear with Luke Ford and Lee Noga"
Lancer: "None the less, Larry, it was good talking to you. I promise you that we are ready and able to conduct interviews using the high standards to which you are accustomed whenever you give the go sign."
Flynt: "Live and learn...give me a call when you have arranged a convenient time for Confucy and Lee."

confucy Oprano Free Broadcasting Station

The others aren't so hard, but do people do them? OOOOOH no!
Anjelus
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yes....
Serge

serge -

I've found my problem with blackjack. Turns out laziness, no understanding of the rules, and bad luck are a bad combination!

Timon, don't read my log, it won't be a pretty sight! Again, I lost a thousand dollars in a matter of minutes.
Anjelus

I dig the fact that this board has four rules.

1) no drive by spam 2) no anon personal attacks
3) no impersonating 4) be pithy!

Most are pretty doable. I have trouble with Pithy, because it requires too much brain power. I choose pissy instead. Sounds the same, easier to do.

The others aren't so hard, but do people do them? OOOOOH no!
Anjelus

I mean it....
Serge don't click here for the love of God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to say the gambling bug is something I think I'll avoid!
Anjelus
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especially on line
;-))
Serge

oh shit!

you got me!
;-))))

fuck!
hhahahah,
I was sure it was real
;_))
Serge

Isn't it something to watch the
biggest shit kickers and the
biggest hypocrites demanding you
respect others when they go to
other boards and do the very thing
they *demand* you not do!!!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha,
and guess what, babes?

you'll succumb to my demands,
or you be posting in chinese at
Russian Krutop board
;-)))

why don't you open the board of your own?

I'll exchange links
;-)))
Serge

That's a pretty good confucy impersonator!

Pretty good but not good enough

NEXT!

Timon

Do
you really want to hear what I think
about your Larry Flynt interview?

I don't think so. YOU CAN'T HANDLE
THE TRUTH!.
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do YOU really want to hear what Larry Flynt thinks of the interview????

can YOU handle the truth????????
;-)))
Serge

I was very nice to you and PK. ***********************************

so?

I didn't claim I have cure for your maniac depression psychosis...and I have no cure for your confucy{Love} / Omat {hate} personalities

Serge

We come here to screw around with
you and Mike.

When you start to censor us because
you have a *thing* for a particular
webmaster, then nobody will return.
confucy
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what do you mean WHEN????

it's been my pleasure from the day one,
and I CHOSE who returns and who don't,
I am not dying for ratings,
and I am not dying for money either
(I'm kicking lensman and his money just because I can!, ask him if we billed him this month ;-))))

as for US,
fuck you and the horse you came into town!

I do what my left nut tells me to do and that's the end of it.

If you can't take it-
leave to greener pastures,
I'll miss you like the hemmoroid I had in November
;-)))
Serge

Hey, Timon, this is some nice software!
Anjelus

Serge, I played a free one once. Blackjack.

I lost every hand.

EVERY hand. I did not win once. I lost $1000 (play money) in about 10 minutes just doing 1-5 dollar bets at a time.

I have to say the gambling bug is something I think I'll avoid!
Anjelus

Danny, wisely spoken...

That basically is the system we have in Holland and it works.

Timon

SELECTIVE FUCKING!

"Fuck with me as much as you want.
but...you will not fuck here with
PK, and all other posters." SO SAYS
BIG TOUGH SERGE!

Isn't it something to watch the
biggest shit kickers and the
biggest hypocrites demanding you
respect others when they go to
other boards and do the very thing
they *demand* you not do!!!

Serge, you are like a piece of
plastic! Completely transparent...

People who come to Oprano attack
and insult each other constantly.
Just because you have a little soft
spot for PK, you expect the rest of
us to abide by your hypocritical
bullshit.

PK and all others should be treated
equally. You are sitting up double
standards on your piss-ant board.

You invited me here. You are stuck
with me whether you like it or not.

Stick that in your archives, Sergey!

I was very nice to you and PK. Do
you really want to hear what I think
about your Larry Flynt interview?

I don't think so. YOU CAN'T HANDLE
THE TRUTH!.

You can play games with my name, and
you can act like you are the great
protector of someone who claims to
be Persian Kitty, but I know the
truth, Serge. You are a user and
abuser, and you will remain that
way until the day you die.

You have no ethics. You have no
morals. You don't give a shit about
anybody, especially PK. It's all
business to you. You feel honored
that a recluse webmaster like PK
has come to Oprano. Well, we all
come here because we are bored. We
don't come here because we like you.
We don't come here to be stimulated
intellectually. We don't come here
because we like the users.

We come here to screw around with
you and Mike.

When you start to censor us because
you have a *thing* for a particular
webmaster, then nobody will return.
confucy

Well, I'm a bit late (I was working steadily and non-stop all day yesterday, so couldn't check in)... but I want to say a couple of things about the drug war debate:

First, I think people are misunderstanding a fundamental point in this entire debate: decriminalization and legalization are two different things. Marijuana should be legalized in all of its forms - particularly industrial hemp (industrial hemp should be legal even if they refuse to allow marijuana... hemp doesn't even get you high, and the two plants can't even be grown near one another).

On the other hand, hard drugs should not be legalized - they should be decriminalized. This means that if a person is caught doing heroine, that person goes to a clinic rather than prison.

Prison does nothing for recovery, yet ruins the lives of people who are usually contributing members of society, and have done nothing to harm anyone other than themselves. Our prison population nearly doubled under Clinton because of the hard stance he took on drug offenders. After prison, these people have criminal records, making it more difficult to find jobs. Many times these people lose their families. So, what happens when a person has lost everything? Usually they resort to drugs.

On the other hand, there are proven methods of treatment for addiction being utilized in clinics. A jailor's job is not to help addicts, but to punish. A nurse's job is to give people help and support.

So it's not a matter of just allowing people to shoot up on a street corner. It's a matter of helping them rather than punishing them, and allowing them to have their lives back after they've recovered. I don't know of many employers who fire employees for getting treatment... but they do fire people who are imprisoned. It's just a better solution.
Danny Adult Webmaster Gold

Jonas,

There's the love. LOL

You the man. Looking forward to Miami and another 22 ouncer! ;-))

Wig Canadian ACH, In-house collections, Real-time account verification right here

Call your bank and try to chargeback, I sure as
hell aint giving you a refund! ;-)

Timon

it ain't MY logs!!!!

I want my funny money back!
;-)))
Serge

According to my logs you bet $674 one time on a TIE and
then 9 $0 bets on the banker...

Sorry but that's no way to play ;-)

Timon

I just lost $674 playing baccarat!!!
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Yehaa sounds like a great earner Timon :)))
Optional

Well I just checked your log and... sorry but... YOU STINK!

;-))

Timon
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Timon, I thought beginners luck will kick in! also....it's not nice to reveal private logs to the public consumption!

but...if you say it's OK,
how come in the game with 50/50 chance (or close to it)
I lost 9 out of 10 times?
;-))

it's 1 in 512 probablity!
;-)))
Serge

before i leave for the weekend, I completely forgot one addition to my posts.

achdebit.com for checks- cause no one beats them.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Well I just checked your log and... sorry but... YOU STINK!

;-))

Timon

http://www.bigpaycasino.com
Timon
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your fuck!

I just lost $674 playing baccarat!!!
Serge $50 payments on April 5th!

Cool. Just sent a rep down to Miami
for the World Internet Gaming Summit.

May be some Interesting stuff going on
there. ;-))

Hit me up on ICQ 975830
Wig Canadian ACH, In-house collections, Real-time account verification right here

Wig, yes I own an online casino

http://www.bigpaycasino.com
Timon

Timon,

What's the deal with the casino? you run one, promote one?

Wig Canadian ACH, In-house collections, Real-time account verification right here

what's a "tranasgression"?
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mine? yours? Epoch's?
;-)))

pick your poison!
;-))
Serge $50 payments on April 5th!

what's a "tranasgression"?

Timon

Serge, can't set you straight if you don't make a
dumb statement first ;-)

Timon
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ok,
let's play
rock, paper, scissors game using
Epoch, and other past tranasgressions on everybody's sides as the chips

pick yourself a "chip" and let's go at it!
;-))

Serge $50 payments on April 5th!

Clay I agree, the only way to judge the reliability of
a company is to look at it's past and the only way to fix
past problems is to settle past debts and keep a good
track record of consistent payments.

If all of Epochs issues have been set aside and there are
no more problems for a reasonable amount of time then there
is no reason for anyone not to use you as a processor.

Timon

Serge, can't set you straight if you don't make a
dumb statement first ;-)

Timon

Timon,

You're right, you should have concern about our past payment problems. We are beyond that now, the only way that we can possibly demonstrate this is through our current timely payments. If you don't feel comfortable with us, then don't use our services and watch how we perform for others. Hopefully one day you will feel comfortable and we can do business.

As far as scottpb I'm not going in to that but to say that he will receive everything he is owed once our attorneys finish things up.

Clay
Clay (ROCK SOLID PROCESSING) Epoch

I remember when we were the only
check processor there was and most
sites wouldn't even offer them. ;-)
Wig
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...and our NET went up 30% 2 months after we added the check option
Serge

You say I don't know all the details? Go ahead and set me
straight, I will be happy to admit I am wrong if that is
the case.
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Timon,
Go ahead and set ME straight....
how is casino business on the net nowadays?
Serge

Serge,

Sooner or later, ppl are going to
start focusing on this.

Although checks will probably never
compete with credit cards from a
volume standpoint, they shouldn't be
over looked.

I remember when we were the only
check processor there was and most
sites wouldn't even offer them. ;-)
Wig Canadian ACH, In-house collections, Real-time account verification right here

Lets leave scottpb out of this, our attorneys are working things out between our two companies.
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Leave Scott out of what?

Just stating that I would be cautious using Epoch after the
obvious problems people have had getting paid by your company
in the past, wether it was your companies mistake or someone
elses mistake is irrelevant.

They are very valid concerns indeed because processing is
the backbone of all our businesses, I understand very well
why you would want to keep discussions about this off the
boards but people who put their nutts in your hands have
the right to know how reliable and depandable your company
is.

You say I don't know all the details? Go ahead and set me
straight, I will be happy to admit I am wrong if that is
the case.

Timon

As a result, they are going to make
checks their primary payment option.

Wig
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why I am NOT surprised????
the last check client of YMF was looking for cancelation last year,
3 years after teh site been closed
;-))
Serge

Serge - It was more like $20,000,000+
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I didn't know....if this happned to me,
I'd be fucked REAL good!
;-(((
Serge $50 payments on April 5th!

I'll even cover serges bet if you don't make more money with us.

Clay
************************

hhahahahahhahaaha,
why do I love OPM all the way????
;-))))
Serge $50 payments on April 5th!

Morning Oprano!

Any of you paysite owners out there
bouncing back and forth among CC
processors, I want you to consider
this.

Yesterday, one of the MAJOR players
who we process ACH for contacted us
to say that after an indepth
analysis, they found that they are
making TWICE as much on checks as
they are with credit cards.

As a result, they are going to make
checks their primary payment option.

Wig Checks, Checks and nothing but the checks.

Timon

Lets leave scottpb out of this, our attorneys are working things out between our two companies. He is one of the only entities that we have an outstanding issue with. I am not going to bring our business issues on the board regarding scottpb, you don't have all the information on what happened. Scottpb will be paid . Next issue.

it will be 2002 on verified by VISA
and hopefully on MC SPA as well if THEY are ready.

Serge - It was more like $20,000,000+ - EPOCH took the hit on this not the webmasters, what does that say about our commitment to them?

http://www.paycom.net/lawsuit

Shawn - yes we double billed some card holders a year ago, but this primarily due to financial institution problem in settling transactions. Payments are on time
for six months now.

I'll even cover serges bet if you don't make more money with us.

Clay

Clay (ROCK SOLID PROCESSING) Epoch

You won't see me using Epoch after they sent ScottPB
an apology letter saying they didn't have the financial
resources to pay him about half a million dollars
they owe him...

Timon
Sat, 23 Mar 2002 06:22:00 - IP: 66.181.168.115 - Post # 68314
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Shit! Did they? Don't you think that would inspire more confidence than a typical shut up and fake it approach?

Optional Healing Medicines

You won't see me using Epoch after they sent ScottPB
an apology letter saying they didn't have the financial
resources to pay him about half a million dollars
they owe him...

Timon
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Timon, Epoch was hit by $10,000,000 fraud
(go to their site to read court documents and how they recover their money)

how many processors you know who would have hit by $10,000,000 and still be kicking ass today?

Jettis is your another alternative,
unless you preffer the stability of the publically traded company and the moods of their shareholders
;-)))
Serge

Al, the next year being 2002 or 2003?

Timon

You won't see me using Epoch after they sent ScottPB
an apology letter saying they didn't have the financial
resources to pay him about half a million dollars
they owe him...

Timon

hv = had
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

real quick before i go. Epoch is one of the best in the industry. they hv their problems, but they are still coming with new innovations every week.

as for double billing, yes they did do that once. it was an error with their systems which they caught and issued credits for every double billing that occurred.

by the way, if you were double billed, how hard is it to pick up a phone and call their customer service. unless your computer is on the same line as your phone, it shouldn't be difficult.

Epoch, jettis and Psw are the only way to process.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Timon,

http://usa.visa.com/microsites/verified/index.html

I believe Clay mentioned Epoch would integrate this in the next year.

Al

Jeff It's Just Better Business
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Jeff, if my English is right,
"better" is comparative word.

Better to what and to whom?
;-)))
Serge

the end result was the bill was footed by the tax payers - not the tobacco companies.
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I know....taxes were IMMEDIATELLY passed to smokers!
Serge

As well as being doubled billed for sites I checked out. Bad juju...
Shawn PrimeNiche
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I know nothing about that and...my offer of $5000 bet is on the table,
if you want make it $10,000 bet,
I am a game also.
Serge

<<<Tobacco: well...the palms have been greased since the beginning of time however public opinion ruled and despite the gov't subsidies to the tobacco farmers, they raped tobacco companies. As much as I have tried, I STILL can't see the logic behind this other than the gov't has succeeded in financing the tobacco subsidies for years to come. >>>

Tied in with this - not given any publicity is at the same time Big Tobacco was give the multi billion dollar judgement, they were also given multi billion dollars tax incentives - the end result was the bill was footed by the tax payers - not the tobacco companies.
Jeff It's Just Better Business

I wonder how their new parent will view adult transactions?

I could be wrong but I played the odds that they are going down like a $20 whore :)
Shawn
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well, it's a well known fact that mutual fund managers, pension fund managers, LOVE porn and LOVE being associated with pornography!

Every board meeting in USA starts with watching porn flicks on the large screen TV and the beastier the better!

ICPT went down from $38.53 to $36 closing price yesterday, because some still don't know about excitement this acqusition is gonna make!

mark my word,
ICPT will be the FIRST company to persuade shareholders that there is NOTHING wrong with pornography and Mr Flynt just didn't try hard enough.
Serge

As far as epoch...well...I remember not too long ago going 4 months without payment on other programs I send traffic to. As well as being doubled billed for sites I checked out. Bad juju...
Shawn PrimeNiche

Serge:

I switched because Ibill because they declining my rebills at about a 60% rate and couldn't account for lost rebills that seemed to vanish into thin air.

I wonder how their new parent will view adult transactions?

I could be wrong but I played the odds that they are going down like a $20 whore :)
Shawn PrimeNiche

also....
http://www.primeniche.com/update.htm

Shawn,
how much do you wanna bet
(up to $5000 US)
that when you switch to Epoch in a month,
you'll see even higher closing/rebills ratious!?

get your translator ready!

http://www.crutop.nu/ubb/Forum6/HTML/002350.html
Serge

http://www.primeniche.com/update.htm

Shawn,
why did you switch?

IBill was bought by a publically traded company
(like infoseek once was bought by Disney)
and now the skies is their limit
;-)))
Serge

I like my coffee turkish...and you?
---

i like my sausages turkish ...

:-)))

>>The height of MORONIC behavior seems to be when you think you are so much smarter than everyone else that you become self defeating."

I had a perfect experience of this tonight ... i wanted to break this person's nose, but it felt much better to know that his arrogance (re moron with someone else's bank balance in their head) was his own time bomb ... still would've been cool to break his nose though.

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

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