Colin,
I hope they finish it...I understand Switzerland is about to join the rest of the world, and that could end a lot of their brilliance.

I've been out of the scientific community for 30+ years, now; and guess I really need to devote my time more to making a living (that is true irony).

Runk,
I wouldn't worry about it...It would happen so quickly that we wouldn't even know it.

Serge,
Just a digression by a couple of us quarkheads...:}}}
Torone

SuperString = Linear
for some reason that rings a bell; something about gravity being cumulative and therefor uniquely the bane of all unifying theorists
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

(I don't know much about this either).
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Colin...there is such a thing? =)
MrCash!

did you call Philippo?

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On the schedule for today....already interviewed 2 nannies!
MrCash!

Serge...aren't you happy Runk did not show up to make us think last Saturday during our funtime?
MrCash!
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not at all,
if he did, who knows, maybe asshole who run me over on his boat wouldn't be in the same place at the same time we were when shit happened!

did you call Philippo?

we are about to order railroad tix and Uffizie to save time standing in line
;-))
Serge

wonderful..all we need is a subatomic chain reaction out of control; I hope the quarkheads no how to keep their toys in check!
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

The Large Hadron Collider is being built in Geneva now.

"I doubt we'll ever see the new accelerators of which you speak."
Colin THE BIG BANG. 4 Free Bucks!

can somebody explain in simple English what everybody talk about for the last 45 minutes???
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Serge...aren't you happy Runk did not show up to make us think last Saturday during our funtime?
MrCash!

Torone,

It's not Hawking's Theory. He just explains it. All of this is related to M-Theory and SuperStrings theory so you can research more on the web quite easily.

What gives the theory credibility are it's predictions.

Mathematically, it explains why gravity is so weak, it explains "dark matter" (the so called The missing mass), it explains the origins of the Big Bang.

It merges quantum mechanics with gravity.

So far, SuperString theory comes the closest of any theories to explaining what is observed at the quantum level.

What it needs to make the leap to a truly confirmed (for a lack of a better word) "Grand Unified Theory" , I think, is to find one of the predicted particles. High energy accerators are needed for this.

The theory also predicts ripples in Space-Time which have been observed with a satellite designed to measure such ripples (I don't know much about this either).
Colin THE BIG BANG. 4 Free Bucks!

Colin,
I doubt we'll ever see the new accelerators of which you speak. Remember the one they were building in Texas (the supercollider)? A victim of politics. Now, science has become so politicized that it is used only to prove whatever the pols want it to prove. The scientific establishment believes that it can only function on gov't money, I guess.

The political connection is why I left.
Torone

can somebody explain in simple English what everybody talk about for the last 45 minutes???
;-))
Serge

but if the 6 dimensional world didn't expand-wouldn't that mean it's density would be infinite?
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

yeah, but..yeah,but..
fuck it - time to wake and bake!
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

Colin,
I haven't read that book. Does Hawkings go into detail about the other six?

I've gotta ask, though...What makes his theories credible? I know that he is credited with being a genius; but what are his bases?
Torone

..and the Emmy goes to...
Charles Nelson Reilly for his brilliant work on
"Lidsville"!
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

Runk,

I think the basic idea is that originally there was a unified 10 dimensional world. This 10 dimensional space-time fragmented and now there is a 6 dimensional Universe and a 4- dimensionsal Universe (ours).

The 4-dimensional Universe expanded in the Big Bang and the 6-dimensional Universe did not.

Parts of this theory explains why gravity is so weak (compared to electical forces, etc). This also explains why the Big bang happened (this fracturing).

I should caution I'm not real familiar with this stuff. I have nothing more than a passing knowledge.

Some new particle accelerators are being built and it is hoped by some that certain as of yet unobserved particles (but predicted by the theory) will appear when we have high energy accelerators available.

Colin THE BIG BANG. 4 Free Bucks!

dangit...had to do it..
Land of the Lost DVD at Amazon for $16.99
Gotta love the internet!
Zebra Insite Adult

Aha! - The good Sleestak was Enik..
now I can go to sleep again..
Zebra Insite Adult

Sid and Marty Kroft launched an entire counter sub-culture..
H & R Pufenstuff rules
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

BTW - anyone see Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back?
Will Ferrell's character in the movie is Federal Wildlife Marshal Wilenholly..get it? lol..
Zebra Insite Adult

"Good morning,

You live in a 10 dimensional world.
.... It's all a dice game."
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Thanks Colin,
for better or worse, this really is gonna keep my mind busy today :-)
JR

Yeah, Sleestaks were from Land of the Lost..I just that in as a 70's jab..
I don't remember the good Sleestak's name but I remember the hairy dude that helped them out was Chaka!
Man the 70's had some wacky shit on TV :)
Zebra Insite Adult

Timon,

No way! I'm not telling ya!
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please.... or at least a simple hint...?
pretty please? :-)

Timon

Colin, when you say "folded up"
do you mean like in correlation to the curvature of space or self -encapsulated?
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

Marshall, Will, and Holly on a routine expedition

Met the greatest earthquake ever known.

High on the rapids it struck their tiny raft

And plunged them down a thousand feet below.

Colin 1000 Feet Above! Click here to escape!

colin, i'll read that again later after i have a smoke :-)))
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

What was the good Sleestak's name?
Colin In the Land of the Lost? Come here!

...weren't Sleezstacks from the Land of the Lost??
8-O
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

I know what a Sleestak is!
Colin In the Land of the Lost? Come here!

Timon,

No way! I'm not telling ya!
Colin Click Here. I can type now!

Colin - reading the phrase "blue marble" I can't help but remember watching the show "Big Blue Marble" in the 70's.. anyone remember that? If so you are a Sleestak ;)
Zebra

Timon,

You confuse me everyday.
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Confuse you? what did I say to confuse a physics buff?? ;-))

Timon

That is where everyone lines up and progressively sends me all of their gay traffic 8-)
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

What is Linear Progression?
Colin 4 Free Bucks. 4 dimensional paychecks.

Hmmm...with all of Colins typo's this morning...I wonder if i should register 4freebuck.com?
MrCash!

Colin, what about Linear Progression?
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

Timon,

You confuse me everyday.

Payback is a bitch!
Colin 4 Free Bucks. 4 dimensional paychecks.

Prison is nothing. The man in the "Dear Abby" story was told to avoid computers!
Colin 4 Free Bucks. 4 dimensional paychecks.

Colin, thanks for confusing the hell out of me ;-))

Timon

Good morning,

You live in a 10 dimensional world.

Last weekend, I read Stephen Hawking's latest book "The Universe in a Nutshell". Having been a physics major, I was a little speculative about reading the book as it is, well, pop-science. The book however was excellent so if ya need some mind bending, give' er a try.

About that 10 dimensions? Three you know about from personal experience and one is defined as time. Then there are six more that are "curled up".

You might ask why the six are curled up. Why are they not visible to us? If they were not curled up, the gravitational force would be so great that planetary orbits and galaxies would be unstable and you wouldn't be here to ask that question.

Why not more than 6 curled up? Can you imagine trying to live life in a two-dimensional world. You'd fall apart.

It's all a dice game. There might be many Universes where the dimensions are different but there's probably not anyone around to ask such questions.

What's this got to do with it? Nothing. Have fun on the blue marble. And good morning.
Colin 4 Free Bucks. 4 dimensional paychecks.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/03/13/dear.abby.arrest.ap/index.html
Mike AI
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Hoop,
keep your drunk dreams to the boards,
skip "dear abby"
;-)))
Serge

Somebody wake me when Ashcroft has finally banned free porn....
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Wouldn't that be a dream come true? ;-)

Maybe we can all chip in for a bribe ;-))

Timon

Somebody wake me when Ashcroft has finally banned free porn....
Zebra

I forgot all about that, LOL
It was quite a site to see that, I had never thought in a million years he would do that.
erika Fresh Amateur Content

I had to get him turned around, almost had to drive home for the chainsaw to cut him out.
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Erica, in the movie
Animal House, they did just that,
used chain saw to get the horse out of the room
;-))
Serge

Whats the dumbest thing your pet has done.
Heres what mine did.
Oh what a fun time I had today, I couldnt make it out to the horses yesterday, due to the road conditions,I was out there late monday night, so I knew they would be ok for a day. I get out there and all I could see was spencer and hes nickering away with a distressed tone to his voice, i go running for the barn thinking oh no what did zoink do, i get into the barn, which zoink is a pro at opening the door, and i couldnt see a thing,eyes hadnt adjusted, when they did I still couldnt see him, then i hear this faint nicker coming from my tack room, i turn around and what do I see, his big butt crammed into the door(the door frame is 4 and a half feet tall and about 3' wide),Zoink is 16.2h(66inches)and weighs in at around 1300lbs.It seems hes figured out how to get my lock open on that too, Im thinkin oh man, how am i gonna get him out of there, its 5ft wide by 9ft long, he had consumed, about 2 days worth of food for him, im surprised it wasnt more, but then again he had no water, and one of those feedings was about a 1/4 of a bag of beet pulp,im taking some water out now to them,all said and done it took me 10 minutes to get him out, I had to get him turned around, almost had to drive home for the chainsaw to cut him out.
erika Fresh Amateur Content

Dravyk,

Are you telling me the guests on Jerry Springer do not
represent the average American?

A lot of Europeans will be extremely shocked to
hear that ;-))

Timon

I think the correct usage is "Trailer Trash". ...
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Dravyk,
how insensetive!!!

some of the industry finest came from thre and now you hurt their feelings!
Serge

>>> lisa just informed me 'redneck ho' is the american equivelent to shiela :-))

Never heard them called "redneck hos". I think the correct usage is "Trailer Trash". ... or "Jerry Springer guests"!!

(That's it with my sleep walking. Back to bed.)

Dravyk your two-minute daily must-read

lisa just informed me 'redneck ho' is the american equivelent to shiela :-))

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

and if you call me a sheila again i'll beat the living daylights out of you :)))


Lisa
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA
see mikeai, shiela is NOT a complimentary word!!!

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

hey stop yer fart arsin around!

ok i've learned enough.

she'll be apples in the morning i always say.
mutt

Serge, my arms are too tired to keep lifting em above the desk, let alone mud wrestle :P

mutt, dunno where CJ is, but I be having an early one.

Nite folks :)


Lisa

where da spunky sheilas at?
mutt

girls, girls,
would you rather do the mud wrestling instead?
;-))
Serge

and if you call me a sheila again i'll beat the living daylights out of you :)))


Lisa

rack off, the lot of ya :)

cj, no clue, closing and reopening icq...
Lisa

lisa regularly says 'pigs bum' or 'pigs ass' and 'piece of piss' ... but she's a special kinda sheila :-)))

lisa, my icq reply to you has been trying to send all arvo ... hmmmm
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

speaking Aussie is a piece of piss.
mutt

pigs bum huh?
mutt

mutt, please refer to post #65230 for my response to your poo tickets :-))))
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

wha? u don't even understand your own language cj? pack of poo tickets
= toilet paper

I need someone preferably female to massage my nuggets.
mutt

Arent I Already?


BTW: poo tickets = Toilet paper.
r3K

poo tickets?!

r3k, are you trying to get back into my good books?!
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

damnit R3K, tired of bothering me, now bothering cj ;)))))
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You got fucking boring!
cj never gets boring...
;-))
R3K

Bugger off you bloody twats, the lot of ya!

Timon

i'm all out of Poo tickets. I had to use my hand. Oy.
mutt

and of course "pissed" and which, there means "drunk" and here means "mad"....
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we like to take crass words, and use them to mean multiple things.

for example.

fuck i'm pissed (i am drunk)
piss off cunt (please go away)
don't piss me off mate (please don't annoy me friend)
fuck i'm pissed off (i'm very angry)

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

"Curling is such a funny sport
Wonder how it got started? How did someone come up with the concept and then get other people to do it?"

Curling is HUGE here in Canada. Our major sports network, TSN, is airing triple header matches every day of the week long Brier (National Championship). Those matches are 3 hours each, so 9 hours a day for a full week.

I think curling is somewhat like golf, in that people that have never played will just look at their TV screen with a glazed look and wonder wtf people could enjoy about it. Once you have played a few times and can appreciate the intricacies, etc. I think it changes.

Monk

hahah cj

damnit R3K, tired of bothering me, now bothering cj ;)))))

my favorite Aussie word is "cunt" because Aussies use it frequently, but it that word is uttered in the states, the reaction is usually a foot to the groin and a quick spray of mace to the eyes....and of course "pissed" and which, there means "drunk" and here means "mad"....
SykkBoy when are we gonna have webmaster boxing???

LOL
sykk, i was just telling r3k on icq that we just invent these words for the amusement of american's ... just like that crocodile hunter guy and fosters beer :-))))
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Timon, imagine if he'd answered her "no thanks, I have my own fag" and an American tourist was overhearing the conversation....comedy gold


mutt, I'm almost positive Miss Elizabeth isn't George Steele's dfaughter...he's a lifelong Michiganian and she was born and raised in Kentucky...I'll shoot Scott keith an email in the morning, I'm sure he knows...I gotta email him about some banner ad stuff anyways (I love it when banner spots open up ;)))
SykkBoy better than a poke in the pisshole with a rusty nail

that reminds me, in Holland many people handroll their
cigarettes and we call the tobacco we use for that "shag"
and a hand rollen cigarette is called "a shag"

A girl I know was having a chat with a Brittish tourist
on a subway station and she rolled herself a cigarette and
when she was one she asked him "Hey do you want a shag?"
and the guy ran away...
she didn't have a clue why ;-)))

Timon

where's my fag?
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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

first time i used this one i got some very strange looks in the states ...

'pass me my fags' - whole table went quiet. LOL

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

ah cj mate, you give me the friggin shits mate

Timon

i'm speaking CJ's language. I dunno where the little Banana bender went tho.
mutt

What the hell kinda lingo is flying around here tonight?

Hell I can understand serge better than this shit.

;-))
R3K

where's my fag?
mutt

i think Timon cut the dog in half.
mutt

your going to leave me alone with timon?!

damn!!
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

well i need some lollywater and then
I going for a Kip.

she'll be apples in the morning i think.
mutt

too right :-)

fuckin oath means 'yes, i whole heartedly agree with that'
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

well bugger me dead!

owwwww......me agots hurt.

Hey who dropped their guts in here!

where's Confucy that Drongo?


mutt

fuck me dead cj, those prizes are the fucking goods mate,
fucking oath ;-)

Timon

wow you are competitive! Aussies and insomniacs will have no trouble. it's the 150 Americans i have to worry about.


fuckin oath? Aussie slang?

tie me kangaroo sport tie me kangaroooooo dowwwwwwwwwwwwwn....la lah la lala lahhhhhhhhhhhhh
mutt

mutt, don't help anyone get their pics in overnight please! us australians will have plenty of time to get our picks in and i think that is fair ...
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

or are you just
selling out for all those cool prizes ;-)
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fuckin oath!
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

oh there you are. i thought u fell into the pool and drowned :)

ok that's good. Picking all the lowest numbered teams will keep you in contention for the next rounds.

i just looked at the tournament schedule......the first round ends on Friday night a bit after midnite.
The second round begins at 12 noon the next day.
Damn.....that only gives people overight and the morning to get their next picks in.
Hmmmmmmmm....... well i will figure out something so people who can't make picks in that short of time can still get their picks in.

i thought there would be a full day in between rounds.

yeah i love how when u click on a team it just pops up in the next column. we are easily amused :)
mutt

CJ, didn't know you're a sports buff... or are you just
selling out for all those cool prizes ;-)

Timon

ok, i just clicked on all the lowest numbers LOL

i like the interface for this one ... when you click on it and it appears in the next table ... that's way cool
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

ok, this just stopped being fun!!

off i go to pick again
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

CJ go back and pick again.
This isn't a good contest to pick random. For the first round the winners are pretty predictable.
The left number in brackets is the seed number, just like in a tennis tournament, the tournament is split into 4 different region, Duke is the #1 seed in their region. The numbers to the right are the team's record during the season.

Go and pick mostly the teams that have a lower seed number in each of the matchups ie pick (3) over (14)
To spice things up on some of the ones where the seed numbers are close ie (8) bd (9) u can pick either one.

In later rounds things get more random because this round gets rid of the bad teams. Teams are more evenly matched as the tournament moves along.


mutt

CJ there are 64 teams in four different regions with 16 teams in each region East, West, North, and South. They are ranked from 1 to 16 which is the numver on the left and the numbers on the right are their record for the season. So for that example Duke is the #1 seed and their regular season record was 29 wins and 3 losses.


TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be making Bank?

ok, i've randomly clicked on the teams in the 'march madness' ...

questions:

what do the numbers surrounding the team name mean?

(1) duke (29-3)
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

oh good Sykkboy made it back.

Yeah the guy said George Steele just recently retired as high school gym teacher.

According to this guy, calls himself Joltin Joe, George the Animal Steele's daughter is .......



ELIZABETH!!! THE ORIGINAL WWF BABE!


man i was shocked cuz she was so pretty and George was ....uh.....well....an animal.

maybe some of your wrestling friends can confirm it or not.
mutt

sorry, mutt, busy putting kids to bed and a few other things....heading back to Vegas tomorrow night...

I don't know who is daughter is....I know his real name is Jim Myers and he used to teach in Michigan, but not sure who his daughter would be...
SykkBoy when are we gonna have webmaster boxing???

I don't know about you folks.. but I LOVE watching shows on lightning, tornadoes, etc... a kewl one on the PBS station right now...


TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

no problem was glad to. the more prizes the merrier.

It's over $5,000 now.

Including a nice banner design package from Sharky's company
http://www.aaaadultdesign.com

That's AAADULT DESIGN.

Deadline to get your picks in for the 1st Round of National Net's March Madness Contest is tomorrow morning! DON"T MISS OUT!

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness


mutt

BTW- thanks for adding that stuff for me!! :>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

hmmmmmm.....maybe i should wait then until tomorrow.

Dear Abby should be put in jail for all her bad advice she's given to idiots all these years.
mutt