If you need a laugh.. =0)
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
Martin S-B.Com

btw "Freddy Got Fingered", has got to be the worse film of all time!!!
Nick

Morning all :)

Clay,
I'm in the office. 1 604 525 8686
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFYED!)

mutt, still awaiting word from Scott Keith...I also did some google searches and haven't really found out much about Steele's children...
SykkBoy penis vagina penis vagina

hahah Zebra, yeah, my wife said the same thing...I was laughing my ass off

not very often a mainstream movie shows a massive dog cock...LOL

but I guess after "Freddy Got Fingered", animal penises are ok (just as long as they aren't on a website I guess ;))))
SykkBoy making mad bank

Sykk have u checked out the Elizabeth/George Steele trivia?

I never knew who Adam Corolla was, not sure my Comedy Channel airs the Man Show but he sat in on the Stern show for a week. Very funny guy.

http://www.howardsternisgod.com

plays the Stern show 24 hours a day. Not live but same day content.


mutt

Toolz....

Aaaahhhhh, so what this means is that LBBV and VooMan are big shots, but I am not!!! (but most of my customers already know this :)


--T


SweetT NationalNet

Sykk - The Scooby lipstick was just plain WRONNNNG! but pretty dang funny :)
Zebra Insite Adult

T,

Actually I was wrong, you're twice as important :) support@natnames.com was on there too :)


Toolz

Tony,

What are you thinking? Second address on the list was admin@national-net.com You were second behind RJB :)


Toolz

Nickatilynx shoot me an email


Clay (ROCK SOLID PROCESSING) Epoch

BTW - anyone see Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back?
Will Ferrell's character in the movie is Federal Wildlife Marshal Wilenholly..get it? lol..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

if you look really close when they are outside the diner in Utah and Judd Nelson and his deputies are standing by their police cars, the police cars sya Sleestack State Police :)

There was also a character played by Adam Corrola called Sid Andmarty, but he got cut from the final film (but his shown is included as a bonus feature on the special edition DVD (which I highly recomend, especially for the infamous Scooby's Lipstick bit ;))))
SykkBoy making mad bank

mutt,

I actually didn't want to make any changes...just making comments for the better of humanity.

funky

Monk

thanks Tuff, good luck to you and Gina.

ok i'm off to watch Okeefenokee State vs Ballsack University!

National Net's March Madness Mania is ON!

http://www.national-net.com

Dedicated servers as low as $195/mo.!!!
mutt New Update! Taxpayer Gets Bill For Pentagon Porn! Google Eyeing Link Pop Manipulators!

"yeah, but..yeah,but..
fuck it - time to wake and bake!"

http://www.moviesounds.com/easy/bogart.mp3

=0))
Martin S-B.Com

Toolz, after talking with my wise guy,
he agreed to buy your headaches from you for $1000 CASH!

(if you argee to pay expenses for 3 months ;-))

SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serge (GET A PIECE OF THE ROCK!)

>>LOL, I just got a funny email addressed to basically a who's who list of adult companies


WHEW!!! Just when you think you are getting a big head, someone comes along and puts out a list that shows that you are *not* a playa!! Sure am glad I didn't make the list! Does this mean that I can continue to run my empire without fear of being shut down by an email address harvester???


>>>"Why is it, that every time there is a 100 car pile-up, it's in Tennesee?"

Trust me when I tell you that you have *never* seen a fog that can sneak up on you like it does on that stretch of I-75. One minute its a little foggy and BAM you are in the clouds!


--T


SweetT NationalNet

Huh?

"Your Pornographic house of cards is about to come crashing down around your ears

Your pornographic web of perversion is about to come unwound "
Colin Timon's Middle Name is OnUnload

NS 4 is OK sergey...

Netscape4.0Fold MaxCash
**********************************

Thanks, MikeFold,
I hope Clay can see it now or he gonna cut my pipie
;-))
Serge

"Why is it, that every time there is a 100 car pile-up, it's in Tennesee?"
****************************

A couple laps up and down Ft. Campbell Blvd. would show you why :/

Robert

Nice job on the pool mutt:)

Now if my wife beats me like she did with the superbowl pool i'm officially moving to Barbados..

Though whats it matter really dont see much of her anymore since she won all those sex toys:)
tuffruff

NS 4 is OK sergey...

Netscape4.0Fold MaxCash

HEY! Ain't nuthin funky about the system Monk!

You could have changed your picks by just entering your username,email and then repicking.

I gave people an extra couple of hours. ROUND ONE OFFICIALLY CLOSED!

ROUND 2 PICKING BEGINS AFTER MIDNIGHT FRIDAY SATURDAY AND CLOSES
ABOUT 12 HOURS LATER. SORRY, THAT'S HOW COMPRESSED THE FIRST TWO ROUNDS ARE IN THE TOURNAMENT.

If you can't be online during those hours, I'm trying to figure out how to give you by default the higher seeded teams. Don't count on it tho, make your best attempt to wake up early enough on Saturday to take 30 seconds to make your picks.

Monk? Did you see the Tom Hanks/Madonna movie 'A League Of Their Own'?

THERE AIN'T NO CRYIN IN BASKETBALL EITHER!!! :)
mutt

LOL, I just got a funny email addressed to basically a who's who list of adult companies:
***************************
Timon, did you get one of these emails? If so, then you're officially making "money like the big boys" :)


Peaches

Webfather,

when you see this, please, check your email... it's rather urgent

Thanks


Petr A.

one more OLD netscape test,
can you see the board now?
Serge

LOL, I just got a funny email addressed to basically a who's who list of adult companies:

I just thought I would drop you a line to say Hello
and to let you know
Your Pornographic house of cards is about to come crashing down around your ears
Your pornographic web of perversion is about to come unwound

Many of those receiving this message MAY be innocent
However those people should more carefully consider who they get involved or do business with

For the upcoming tide of shit that is coming you way
and is about to deposit itself right at your feet
Many of you may wish to thank the nice people at:
http://www.stargateinc.com/
and some of you may wish to thank the nice people at:
http://www.opensrs.org
or at
http://www.yahoo.com

I however need no thanks for passing on to the F.B.I
Heaps of information and evidence that will get you closed down
Once And For All


Toolz ARS

onunload function, what the hell is that?

Timon

Did you remember to put the call to the onunload function in the body tag?

Colin Timon is funny. I'm not. Read here!

IT IS ON!!!
Regular pop ups work but the exit one doesn't...
HELP!!!!

Timon

Timon,

Turn your javascript on. ;)
Colin Send your exit traffic here!

Blondy I don't understand... I tried that exit pop code
but nothing happens when I leave my page...

what am I doing wrong.....????

Timon

Mike YOU DA MAN!!! ;-))

Timon

That's a funky system. Can you log in to change picks or is it a one-time deal schpiel??

Picks are still open? I thought they closed at 10am ET?


Monk

I ready for those lashings now that I have had my tea :)


Blondy

Timon in answer to your question on exit or on entrance it depends how you code it.

look here
http://www.privatelabelresources.com/webmasteru/variableexitconsoles.html



Blondy

I guess I'll have to keep driving a pinto then and just lie
about being really rich ;-)))

Timon

Funniest thing is I just installed it on my new P-IV 1.8ghz processor running XP.

How lame am I? hahaha


Mike AI Few more hours to join and make picks!! Win CA$H

I'm sure the ad said "Make money while you sleep!"
*********************************
No it said "make money like the big boys"

I guess the big boys don't make all that much money then....

Timon

OldFold I have you beat ---->

Netscape NavigatorTM
Version 3.04Gold
Copyright © 1994-1997 Netscape Communications Corporation, All rights reserved.
Mike AI Few more hours to join and make picks!! Win CA$H

But the website said I was going to be rich and would make lot's of money but I used them for a week and I didn't make anything.... how is this possible???
***************************
Did you sleep all during that week? I'm sure the ad said "Make money while you sleep!" so if you weren't sleeping the whole week, that could explain why you made no money. Try sleeping all next week and see how it goes :)

Peaches

Blondy,

There's nothing wrong with stalking.

Everybody's doin'it.

Monk

Does Blondy ever read the board or just Serge's posts? Is she stalking Serge?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
very very funny
A girl tries to give some help and she gets heckled. :p


Blondy

Coincidence?

"Serge, add about 10 table closing tags to the bottom of each
html page and they will always work in Netscape ;-)) "

"One of the more interesting things that comes from this conjecture is that gravity would permeate the entire 10 dimensions but the other forces of nature would not."
Colin 4 Free POTD, 4 Free Sites, TGP2 Bucks! We're on a roll!

But the website said I was going to be rich and would make
lot's of money but I used them for a week and I didn't make
anything.... how is this possible???

Timon

Works OK in this version:
Netscape® Navigator 4.08

Copyright © 1994-1998 Netscape Communications Corporation, All rights reserved.

one of these days I'll update
LOL......

OldFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

Monk,
this is what I see outside my window:

http://oprano.com/window/
Serge

"I am sending hits to my sponsor"

...was all the info we really need. If yes, then YES you are being shaved.

Does Blondy ever read the board or just Serge's posts? Is she stalking Serge?

Serge.... go look outside your window.

Monk

Timon, Dantheman,
it's all my fault!

I always learn everything backwards...
instead of learning HTML first and THAN how to make money,
I did it in the wrong order
;-)))
Serge

i always add this at the footer of my html pages in case
i forget one ;-))

</td></tr></table>
</td></tr></table>
</td></tr></table>
</td></tr></table>
</td></tr></table>
</td></tr></table>
</td></tr></table>

Timon

I am doing webmastering now and try getting rid of board crashes on Netscape
;-))

if at first you don't succeed....
;-)))
Serge
--------------------------


all this webmaster talk, and now serge is webmastering.......

COLIN, you got us in this dimension get us out quick

:))
dantheman slam dunk

</td> (test)
Timon

Serge, add about 10 table closing tags to the bottom of each
html page and they will always work in Netscape ;-))

Timon

post below was in reply to blondy "Pop ups aka consoles come up on exit or entrance to a page. "

Timon

Timon, it does for now, but when I add stuff on the bottom, it makes the whole board disappear
;-((
Serge

exit or entrance to the page?

I don't understand, what is the difference??????

Can you please explain some more???

Timon

Blondy,
we lash nobody..if we like them and I starting falling in love with your 9 holes
;-)))

Voltar's board is here, BTW:
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html
;-))
Serge

Serge, works fine in my netscape...

Timon

it does now, but not with the stuff I added on the bottom,
we'll fix it
Serge

NewTimon, great questions.
Your link list may need more traffic. I havnt been to your site so it is hard to tell what the problem maybe for your sign up troubles.
Pop ups aka consoles come up on exit or entrance to a page.


Serge can we direct Timon to Voltar?
I am not feeling like a lashing for posting a link on the board this morning.
Blondy

The board works in mozilla.

Colin Ask Colin

Timon,
the funny thing is,
I am doing webmastering now and try getting rid of board crashes on Netscape
;-))

if at first you don't succeed....
;-)))
Serge

All this adult webmastering talk
sure made the board quite ;-))

I even scared Serge away ;-))

Timon

Who the fuck is Timon ????

NEWtimonBE

Popups?

Let me tell you about this guy Timon I know
Colin Ask Colin

Timon,

Thanks, friend .. I'm taking this for "Ask Colin" ;)
Colin Ask Colin

Also I am trying to put one of those pop op windows on my
site but I don't understand how it works, can someone please explain?

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timon

Ok Blondy thanks for giving me an opening...

So I have a link list that is now getting 136 hits a day,
I am sending about 17 of those hits to my sponsor for
a week already but I get no signups.... does that mean
they are shaving me?????

Timon

Good morning,

When are we ever going to talk about adult webmastering?? ;-))
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We are all waiting for you to say something.

Blondy

Hey, that's low, Timon! ;)
Colin Insite Adult.

Why is it, that ever time there is a 100 car pile-up, it's in Tennesee?
****************************
They don't call them the "Smoky Mountains" for nothing ;) My family is from Tennessee and I've driven up there a lot - the fog can be brutal. I've learned to pull over...

I saw a news report that shows that in fog, people aren't watching the speedometer (they're watching the road) and since you have no visual surroundings to base your speed with, drivers thought they were driving 20-30 MPH and were actually nearer to 60-70 MPH. And of course, since you can't see in front of you, the cars just pile in one on top of each other :(

Peaches

I can't change the subject. I love physics too much.

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Peaches, no I didn't hear about it but
it doesn't surprise me. It must be on
that stretch through the mountains.

That spot is dangerous when it's clear.

I haven't even looked outside yet. My
horses are probably pissed and waiting
to be fed. ;-((

Wig Make more money off of your check processing!

Why is it, that ever time there is a 100 car pile-up, it's in Tennesee?

What the hell do the drivers do down there?

:)
Drestin

Good Morning, Wig! The fog has finally burned off enough where I can see the lake - was worried there for a bit this AM ;) Did you hear about the 100 car pile up near Chattanooga? Fog and driving doesn't mix :(

Peaches

You must be mistaken. I never saw that term used there!
*******************************
Then I must be wrong,with GFY being your favourite hangout
and all you certainly should know better than me....

Timon

Tonya Harding - still the undisputed Queen of White Trash.

Ha! kk still has the crown.
Jaguar

"I dunno, it's a term I picked up over at GFY.... "

You must be mistaken. I never saw that term used there!
Colin THE BIG BANG. 4 Free Bucks!

Shit. I musta missed evolution theory day!




Colin THE BIG BANG. 4 Free Bucks!

Adult webmastering.......

How's that?
********************************
I dunno, it's a term I picked up over at GFY....

can someone explain? I am intrigued by the subject and
would love to learn more about it....

Timon

Adult webmastering.......

How's that?
MrCash!

Some chat board this is....

Physics, politics, evolution theory, sex, world events....

When are we ever going to talk about adult webmastering?? ;-))

Timon

Land of the lost

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6009/lotl.htm
Jim Live and DVD quality feeds starting at $99

Morning Peaches ;-))

Wig Make more money off of your check processing!

The book however was excellent so if ya need some mind bending, give' er a try.
************************
Better than People Magazine??! I think not ;) I always know when Colin's awake because I can feel the rush of air as he talks WAY above my head :)

Peaches

Well, guys,
As always, it's been fun. Gotta go, though. Check ya later!
Torone

oh.
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

Hurry up while they are not looking...CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

DAMN! TOO LATE!
MrCash!

"Does Hawkings go into detail about the other six?"

Yes, there is a discussion that not all of the six may be completely curled up. There has been some speculation that maybe one or more of the dimensions is finite and maybe even infinite. You can make certain assumptions about this finite dimension that have predictable consequences.

One of the more interesting things that comes from this conjecture is that gravity would permeate the entire 10 dimensions but the other forces of nature would not. Hence, gravity would appear weaker in our 4 dimensional space-time than the other forces (as it is).

Colin THE BIG BANG. 4 Free Bucks!

Runk,
Utiopian. Nothing is/will ever be free.
Torone

Hurry up while they are not looking...CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!
MrCash!

Serge,
It doesn't show up in Netscape 4.x. In fact, it crashes the browser.
Torone

Serge,

I see it fine running 6.2.
Wig Make more money off of your check processing!

can somebody confirm that? ... confirm that netscape is a piece of shit?!?!?

CONFIRMED!

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Guys!!!!

I got e-mail from Clay that he can't see the board on Netscape,
can somebody confirm that?


Serge

I was surfing the BBCAmerica site and I stumbled across an article about how close we are to acheiving sustained fusion..that'll throw a nice wrench in the global economy..
free energy? hmmm...liberal idea or conservative scheme?
Runk Got Gay Traffic? We'll Take It

As a scientist, I really hope so.

As a webmaster, I hope for more traffic/CTs/signups.;)
Torone

Torone, yes, true.

And the LHC has had it's own share of financial troubles.

Many generations will come and go and so will many nations.

I find it hard to believe someone won't build a powerful enough collider to do these experiments.

And then, there is always the possibility that someone will think of something clever enough that reduces the budget of such a project to a more reasonable level.


Colin THE BIG BANG. 4 Free Bucks!

Colin,
"The Large Hadron Collider is being built in Geneva now."

So was the supercollider. There are miles of tunnels under North Texas, I understand.
Torone

Runk,
Cumulative?
Torone