I personally would rather fuck...LIVE MENI!


Who is Live Meni? Is she hot?
Martin

Man you would have to a be a sorry son of a bitch to fuck a fake porn star doll..lol..
***************************

I personally would rather fuck...LIVE MENI!
;-)))
Serge

Mike last time I looked Philip, Bob Kenny, Eric, Sabastian and the rest of our talented male staff didnt have those;))..BTW classy comments... Im sure the professional women in this industry appreciate your sensativity;)..you can take some people out of the bayou but...;)
JohnIP

http://ww2.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=72611&pnum=SE1906-01

Man you would have to a be a sorry son of a bitch to fuck a fake porn star doll..lol..
Martin

Mutt,
Fox Chapel is a very wealthy community. A lot of old money but a lot of overpaid CEO types live there too. It's the kind of place that has mansions, not houses. Probably like Serge's neighborhood. ;)


Ulfie

mutt, I think Jill Kelly has seen better days!!

http://ww2.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=72611&pnum=SE1906-01

Monk

Only one's with Vaginas! :-)
Mike AI
*****************************

MikeAI, you are worse than Blondy and you have even more one sided mind than she has
;-))
Serge

isn't JohnIP picks up all under recognized talents?
I'm telling you,
________________

Only one's with Vaginas! :-)
Mike AI MarchMadness only a few more hours to make your picks!

Yeah I guess we will see EC sometime soon....
****************************

isn't JohnIP picks up all under recognized talents?
I'm telling you,
JohnIP has a gift!

http://www.moviesounds.com/analyze/yesyoudo.wav
Serge

Yeah thanks to Making Bank. They put up some extra prizes, $100.00 PPC search engine credits for 2nd, 3rd and Top Female Prizes.

Looks to be a great turnout so far for National-Net's March Madness Mania Contest!
if u haven't entere yet, DO IT NOW!

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I posted a couple announcements overnight, we got a whole whack of Ynoters and TopNichers now in the pool. So Opranauts be on your best behaviour, no peeing in the pool! We have guests!

can't have a contest with $5,000 in Cash and Prizes without sponsors.

Here are three to check out,

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Evil Inside! Your friend in the Bulk Emailing Bizness.

I gotta go back and read that Jonboy thread. I love the posts by the hot chicks who stand up for small penises. Last time i checked it was one chick over there who wanted a 9" incher the rest said they like em smaller!

I dunno how big my unit is, looks pretty much like standard issue to me.
mutt

Yeah I guess we will see EC sometime soon....

On a possitive note, my mailers have been doing very well with http://mr-cash.com especially xxxporn.com

So you if you have some traffic, send some his way and check out the results. I think you will be happy you did!
Mike AI MarchMadness only a few more hours to make your picks!

MikeAI,
I told Chris the importance of chosing the
1) right boards to advertise
2) right people to do business with and people to avoid like a plague...

seems like it all fell on the deaf ears....

I'm wishing EC the best of luck in his all new endevours,
he'll be surely missed at Gamma as much as he is missed at
http://carolcox.com

Serge

Not that I am one to say, I told you so. Or one that would start speculating on the gossip that goes back to last show in Vegas on his relationship with his previous ( previous) employer. But I figure people would get a laugh about this.

I guess his strategy of coming here to start fights did not work out after all. Of courset this is only speculation... I have nothing but love for EC!

_______________________________

Hello friends, as some of you are aware I am no longer working with Gamma.

I partnered with with them in early December, in a new position which was created especially for me, Director of Marketing. In my short time there, I implemented new and much improved marketing techniques, negotiated and obtained lucrative new publicity, immensely improved the inbound and outbound (exit) traffic situation, and introduced many of you to their programs both new and old for the first time.

At this time we have discontinued the partnership. However, my ideas and strategies at the company remain, and continue to benefit them. They are worthy of your attention and business.

I will continue to promote and assist companies such as Gamma in the future.
For those of you that would like to contact me I am always available to help, here is my contact information.

Chris Rodger
(Evil Chris)
ICQ 342827
evilchris@videotron.ca

Thanks everyone for taking the time to read as always!!! :-)

Evil Chris

Mike AI Get invovled now - win major prizes!

Dravyk... you ARE a looney toon!!


;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- proud supproter of NCAA Pickem at Oprano!

Serge you broke the board!
Martin www.sarcastic-bastards.com

I also get nervous,when he is very noisy ;))
Nick

btw is it just me or does anyone else get nervous when Serge is quiet? ;)))
****************************

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Serge

be wary wary quiet....serge is hunting for goat.

;)
Nick

"It's wabbit season!"
"No it's duck season!"
"Wabbit season!"
"Duck season!"
...

Oh, 'scuse me, had another Loony Tunes flashback. :-))))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

possibly preparing for goat hunting season :))
Nick

Hehe.. i hope so.. we added to the prize pool last night for the runner-ups!! :>)) The NCAA tournamant is a blast as it lasts for a couple weeks and is generally VERY exciting the whole time!!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- proud supproter of NCAA Pickem at Oprano!

I figure he's just gone off to sharpen his broomstick. :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Nope,Dravyk broke it :)

btw is it just me or does anyone else get nervous when Serge is quiet? ;)))
Nick

Enforcer, I think everyone is going to http://opranoplus.com/marchmadness and signing up!

This is our biggest contest ever!! Most CA$H, MOST PRIZES!!

And of course the most bragging is going to be done!!


Mike AI Get invovled now - win major prizes!

Damn.. I killed the board!! :>((


TheEnforcer Making Bank- proud supproter of NCAA Pickem at Oprano!

Get those picks in folks!! Still time left before the tournament starts tomorrow!!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- where else can you get $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

Personally the words knife and penis should never belong in the same sentence; except for this one. :-)

>>> Nick I am staying the same thing, I want to go YELL .... STOP JONBOY STOP!!

JonBoy, get an Ab-Toner instead for God's sake!!! :-)

"During this Sunday's service, andover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred, informed a shocked congregation that the Ab-Toner" caused muscles in the boys' private areas to harden and grow at such an accellerated rate that one of the youngsters nearly poked out his eye with the tip of his penis."

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0302/abtoner.html

>>> Dravyk.Now thats a handsome man. ;))

Nick, you care!!!! :-)

>>> "vanilla people"? What's wrong, couldn't think of 'generic', LOL?

It was in the middle of the night, Torone. Nope I guess I couldn't. hehehe

Dravyk All Of 'Em

I was talking about GOLF!
you have a one side mind!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Spring is in the air! eh



Blondy

JMScore at Jettis,
You found our signed contract yet? ;)))
Nick

Blondy,
I was talking about GOLF!

you have a one side mind!
;-))))
Serge

a very personal question Serge darling however I am in a mood so I will answer.
I didnt do any holes however the mechanic that sleeps next to me had his fair share of a hole in one more than once today. :P
Could be the reason it is nearly noon and I am just now reading the boards. :-)

Blondy

Jettis?

no wonder they raising payouts
;-)))

sites processed by Jettis and Epoch have better conversions and longer hold rate.

ARS, RB, Brad...those are not dummies
Serge

and????
did you do any holes today, Blondy?
;-))
Serge

Serge,
""Nick, whom are they process with?""
Jettis

"are they one of "yours"? "
Nope,Never did much biz with RB and team.But I would.;)))

IMHO I never understood why THEY took the heat instead of some other orgainisations?

But I can admire them for dealing with certain problems and coming back STRONGER!Done that ;))

Mike,
Yup the devil drives where the needs must ;))

Who'd a thought I'd be an evil spamming git now,three yrs ago? The fact that I was,but was playing the "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth" routine,is neither here nor there ;))
Nick

good morning Pacific time
good afternoon EST

:-)

Blondy

Nick, whom are they process with?
Serge

Cool on the payouts at Maxcash;)

Billy - Great Hillbillies song. I liked the version SNL did on the "Beverly Arabs". I can't remember the whole thing, just the one line I always loved-

"One day old Achmed was shooting at some jews, and up from the ground come a bubbling crude. Oil, that is. Texas tea. Black Gold"

.
.
.

BigMike

Great to see Maxcash kicking it again :)
Nick
*********************

why?
are they one of "yours"?
;-))
Serge

Nick there is no doubt JonBoy is a master of handling the press. I guess business must be slow for him as well, that is why he is going with this stunt...



Mike AI March Madness sign up and win MEGA amounts of cash and prizes!

Great to see Maxcash kicking it again :)
Nick

Good afternoon Oprano!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- where else can you get $84 [er trial signup on 100+ sites!

I was just reminded,by Redlion, of the galaxynet nightmare of a couple of years ago.

In summary galaxynet didn't pay there upstream so all servers were seized and there pipes disconnected.My sites (including the old Netpond) and JD's sites were included.We chatted on the phone.I had already put technick on a plane from fl,to calif and had instructed counsel.JD contributed to this concerted effort,"I'll alert the media",said JD. ;)))

Well,to cut a long story short,technick just walked in to there operation,grabbed our servers,and walked out. :))

You gotta give it to him,in a industry where keeping under the radar is the norm,JD LOVES publicity. :)

That reminded me of the earlier "pissing on police cars" stunt...but thats another storey ;)))
Nick

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RichC Maximum Cash

Mike you made me remember this..

The John Bobbit Song

(Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John, A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone, It seems one night after gettin' with the wife, She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife. Penis, that is. Clean Cut. Missed his nuts.

Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car taken' Willie for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend And tossed him out of the window as she rounded a bend. Curve, that is. Tossed the nub. In the shrub.

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack, And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "Over there" To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air. Found, that is. By a fence. Evidence.

Now peter and John couldn't stay apart too long So a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix that dong!" "A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need" And the whole world waited till they heard that Johnny peed. Whizzed, that is. Even seam. Straight stream.

Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short. They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape, And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape. Video, that is. Unexposed. Case Closed.

Ya'll sleep on your stomachs now, ya hear?

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Diamond Jim is the Asshole of the Month for March !

tuffruf,
I'd SHAVE that VERY carefully!
;-)))

http://www.pornmeup.com/yournightmare.jpg
;_))
Serge

Mike AI

I guess if you are originally starting with this
http://www.pornmeup.com/yournightmare.jpg

What do you have to lose?
tuffruff

Serge darling, do you mean to tell me that beautiful face of yours has been "sergically" altered?
**********************************

YES, it was...SHAVED, but this is an old news
;-))
Serge

Without the beard,It looks like it caught fire and someone put the fire out with a bike chain. ;))

Dravyk.Now thats a handsome man. ;))

BTW Is there a list of who is going to Montral anywhere?
Nick gotta love it

Those sparkling blue eyes..the creamy whie skin...aristocratic cheekbones...how can you miss the beauty in that face Nick? smile

LadyLaw Say it isn't true??

Serge is my friend but "beautiful face",Lady Law?

Put down the pipe!

;))))
Nick

Serge darling, do you mean to tell me that beautiful face of yours has been "sergically" altered? LOL




LadyLaw Say it isn't true??

Dantheman...

Please give me call at the office 604 525 8686.

Thanks.
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Look how well John Wayne Bobbit did after he had his surgicly repaired dick extended! He became an instant success!

Where is he now?

HAHAHA


Mike AI March Madness sign up and win MEGA amounts of cash and prizes!

LadyLaw,
I had face lift already!

what you saw was the direct result of it and now because of it I talk to....
sorry, can't mention his name in public
;-))
Serge

Too true JR...next thing we know, Serge will be getting a facelift and talking about it with Barbara Walters.
LadyLaw Mid Life Crisis Gone Bad...

Nick,

Sent you my number... Call me when you get a second...


SP

He's probably got the middle age crazies, getting ready to dump the wife and needs a psychological boost.
------------------------------------
HAHAHA, remember back in the good old days when "mid life crisis" only meant buying a Corvette and dating a cheerleader?

JR

Poor JonBoy...I agree with Mutt and Nick...don't mess with it!

LadyLaw Hope he doesn't end up a floppy....

I check in the dictionary before post..
--------------------------------

Hell I had to check the dictionary AFTER that post.

pejorative
pe·jor·a·tive
adj.
1) Tending to make or become worse.
2) Disparaging; belittling.

;-))


R3K

what an idiot. That penis surgery is totally Dr. Frankestein territory, we have a doc here who is one of the world's leading guys doing that surgery and I've seen him ripped to shreds by great plastic surgeons.

It's Jonboy's penis he can do what he wants with it.

He's probably got the middle age crazies, getting ready to dump the wife and needs a psychological boost.
Prozac's alot cheaper than 16,000 bucks for a new penis.

I didn't read the whole thread over there but he thinks he's going to get three more inches of penis, as far as i know, that surgery only adds length when you're limp.

He's got Dateline involved in this?


mutt

Exactly Mike!

I mean,it is well known I have the rare condition of "ingrowing penis".I mean,some women have bigger clits. ;)

But I keep an elephant (african),in my dressing room, which at the critical moment I get to kick me in this ass. ;))Seems to work ;))

Seriously though,JD,come on.Thats pretty superficial ;))
Nick

Timon my dear,
I check in the dictionary before post, but as we know the term is used in a pejorative way, anyway I usually don't worry about these games, you just get me at the wrong time when I just hang up the phone with my recent ex-husband that fucking my mint at the limit I can have it!

Good day for you and everyone else, I am so later for a meeting.

Luna (ass & grass) brazilianass

Nick I am staying the same thing, I want to go YELL....


STOP JONBOY STOP!!


If he was having issues, then maybe he should go get it done. But if you have a working penis, do not fuck with it - especially with knives! haha


Mike AI March Madness sign up and win MEGA amounts of cash and prizes!

Did someone say "chicken head"?
R3K

JD Wetlands,

Are you out of your mind?? ;)))
They cut your dick ligiments,and this is a good idea! ;))

I'm wincing at the thought.
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFYED!)

hmmm 1,2,4... I never was good at counting ;-)

Timon

Luna... the dictionary says:

chick Pronunciation Key (chk)
n.

1. A young chicken.
2. The young of any bird.
4. A girl or young woman.
*************

Young birds are cute and lovely so "chick" is a loving way to refer to
a beautiful young woman like yourself ;-)

Timon

OK everyone knows how much I love JonBoy of Wetlands... and how I always said he would do anything for media attention and thus $$, including pimp out his wife, and put his kid on national TV.

Well, the he is taking the next step....

http://chat.amateurmasters.com/public/ChatView.cgi?T=387

HAHAHAHAHA

He is going from jon boy to long boy! haha

Wonder what he will do in 2 years for attenion? Sex change operation?


Mike AI March Madness sign up and win MEGA amounts of cash and prizes!

Speaking of chicks...
Meni, did you drag Luna into that champagne room yet?? :-)

Timon   
Wed, 13 Mar 2002 07:57:28 - IP: 66.181.168.115 - Post # 65019
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Speaking of chicks...you can find in, farms, supermarkets...fresh, frozen, grilled, etc...

Speaking of woman...unfortunately a lots man doesn't know how to treat a woman or behavior with a woman, they must have to think we are chicks, them they will have a brain in they level to talk...wait a minute! The chicken doesn't talk! Ok, no problem, only need to have a pussy!
Luna (ass & grass) Chicken and woman! You can fuck both, is your choice!

Didn't amyone tell him the whole of southern Africa
rightfully belongs to The Boers? ;-)

Timon

well meni the answer is pretty obvious. If Howard wasn't Howard Stern he'd be dating 48 year old Long Island yentas. Howard is a pussy romantic in real life, when his girlfriend was on the air last week she was talking about him like he was god. He's brainwashed her. She is definitely in love.

He could have done better. She's obviously pretty attractive but when your name is Howard Stern and you bank 30 million a year, he could have had a thousand better looking floozies.


mutt

Well he better come and face his piss here or we will
bring the piss to him!!!

Timon

Timon, i am not done yet. we are demanding a recount. but so far President Mugabe has not answered my e-mail :-(

i challenged him to an Oprano "piss off"
JR

JR, RATS! You might as well stop posting here then ;-)

Timon

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Today the final votes were tallied and it was revealed that JR WILL NOT be the next president of Zimbabwe.

JR

Survey
is stern's bitch with him cuz she can further her career
or does she really love him?>???
Meni (The Golden Tongue) JK Cash

Ulfie do you know Fox Chapel High School? What kinda neighborhood is that? Rich? Jewish?

Howard Stern's girlfriend went there.
mutt

Mr-Cash Rulez!

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4 people are going to walk away with some great prizes and the always lovely CA$H!!!

Ok meni, Jenna won't post here, how about Jill Kelly? She is one HOT NASTY BITCH! I think the porn chicks like to be called that. But in case she doesn't I apologize for my uncouthness.




mutt

Ulfie
Seems we are neighbors, I live about 45 miles east of Pittsburgh :)
Renee

Don't let me down now ;-)

Timon

Timon, no, but I was sooo drunk Friday that I tried to put a $5 bill into an ATM machine to get money out.

Meni (The Golden Tongue) JK Cash

Speaking of chicks...
Meni, did you drag Luna into that champagne room yet?? :-)

Timon

CJ, I know about life, and chicks.
Why else would I mention rollin' and cuddling?
I know the game
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue) JK Cash

Serge,
I like to holler sometimes.....
************************************

attention GAYS Site Owners,
Mr. CASH IS LOOKING FOR YOU, EVEN IF YOU ARE STRAIGHT!!!!!!

how about that for hollering????
;-)))
Serge

R3K...you have mail!

Serge,
I like to holler sometimes.....if it's too loud...you're too old!
=))
Mr Cash! $35 on FREE TRIALS!

Mr. Cash..
How much are you looking for?
you can get me e-mail....
sysadmin at surrealnet.net

R3K

Mr.Cash,
instead of hollering,
go to Millionaires board and get in touch with NetMgt,
they always have "gay goodies" and much improved business climate from 3 months ago
;-)))
Serge

yo yo yo!

I am looking for gay traffic!
willing to pre pay the right people!

holler at me!
Mr Cash! $35 on FREE TRIALS!

torone, i think you should take meni with you next time you do a long haul ... teach him a little about life (and girls) :-)
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

CJ, already got coffee, how about we drop a roll and cuddle for 3 hours?
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jill Kelly Cash

Wait a minnit...I missed Srge admit he was wrong about something?!?!?
Mr Cash!
***********************

oh, c'mon,
I am not THAT shy!
;-)))
Serge

that's a good news,
my father also has his PSA fluctuating and takes medecine for it.

yeah, nasty thing to have
;-(((
Serge

Serge,
I sure wouldn't wish it on anyone. Good news is that the PSA has dropped a couple of points...
Torone

I did something wrong on Russian Board...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Wait a minnit...I missed Srge admit he was wrong about something?!?!?
Mr Cash! $35 on FREE TRIALS!

than let's all hope that they have it under control,
I have it in my genes also,
so this might be my future
Serge

cj,
I meant it.:}}}
Torone

Serge,
They want to be sure...
Torone

Torone,
you taking chemo AND radiation?
Serge

torone, that was some smoooooooth talkin!!! LOL


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Serge,
They're still making me come in every two weeks for poison; but otherwise ok.

cj,
But I meant it as a compliment. I wouldn't turn you down (well maybe face-down once in a while...:}}}), LOL!
Torone