morning oprano


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Nah no suite for me Vick, I like front row seats so I can heckle the players and talk smack! :-)

Maybe I will get on ESPN sportcenter! haha


Mike AI
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need a kickass oprano t-shirt:)
dantheman not your daddys hosting company

HHHMMMMMM......Are we getting closer?
Mr Cash!
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nevaaahhhh!!!!
;-)))

but...I see some opportunities in being the "middle of the sandwich"
;-)))
Serge

CM,
I used to be a broker...I MISS those days!
;-)))
Serge
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HHHMMMMMM......Are we getting closer?
Mr Cash! $35 on FREE TRIALS!

Morning Oprano!

Just a quick note to thank SweetT, Matt and the National Net crew for the hospitality this past weekend! Have they put Buckhead back together yet???

MikeAI, Always great to see you too, looking forward to your Cali visit with Katie. I'll keep the airplane gassed up and ready to go for that flight! ;)


KC www.PayCounter.com

morning meni!
morning mr-cash!

anyone for coffee?

*slap*
oops, wrong board.
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

erge..yer an exellent role model
fer da yout' of Amerkica...
Sorry I missed you at Shooters last weekend - I heard you did REALLY good on the waverunner..Bwhahahahaha...
Runk Got Gay Traffic?

Good Morning Oprano
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jill Kelly Cash

I did not even say good morning....where are my manners?
Mr Cash! $35 on FREE TRIALS!

I say you're just "gifted...."


Beware.....lurking Runk's.......
Mr Cash!

bets on serge's ban time from russian board?
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cj,
last time, in 1999, it ended up with 98% of the russian board had left, leaving me and the board owner all alone behind
;-)))


I say I have a gift!
;-))

Serge

bets on serge's ban time from russian board?
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

It also says... "well Fuck you too!" on it ;-)
JR
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JR,
whatever it takes to do the job right
;-)))
Serge

Time to wear my "peace keeper" hat
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i am getting you a shirt to match your hat.

It also says... "well Fuck you too!" on it ;-)
JR

do you even know where you keep it?!?!?
:-)))
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yeah,
right under the sign:
"Divide and Conquer"
;-)))
Serge

Time to wear my "peace keeper" hat
;-)

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do you even know where you keep it?!?!?
:-)))

torone, i just cant take that as a compliment!!! LOL

slavik, memories like that SHOULD be forgotten!!!

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Torone,
how you been, man?

I did something wrong on Russian Board...
what started as the "war" between Russia and Amerika is now the war betweeen Russia and Ukraine.

Time to wear my "peace keeper" hat
;-)
Serge

Yahoo...

Just what we needed-another online store...
Torone

Dravyk,
"vanilla people"? What's wrong, couldn't think of 'generic', LOL?
Torone

cj,
I looked at that pic. You're a babe!
Torone

JR - LOL ;-)

Timon

If someone added that much weight
to your luggage you'd definately notice the difference...
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once i played a joke on a guy who was going to walk to the laudromat to wash a bunch of clothes for himself and a friend.

one of them remarked that some of the clothes were wet and the bag may be too heavy to cary and they were talking about whether or not he was man enough etc etc.

so when they were not looking, i put a bowling ball in the bag. he walked about 2 kilometers with the bowling ball in his bag and did not notice until he finally got there.

he did not see the humor in it :-(

JR

Did you guys notice that whenever some drugs smuggler is
arrested overseas there is some heart breaking story
that he is innocent and that he is portrayed as a victim
of a ruthless foreign justice system?

3,600 grams is about 8lbs... that's a pretty large
brick, not something that accidently ends up in
your jeans pocket... If someone added that much weight
to your luggage you'd definately notice the difference...

Timon

oh come on cj,
memories are priceless :))


actually having that dildo taken away from SEguru by the security and made to stand in the corner behind one of those pull out lines is even more priceless :)


Slavdogg

night dravyk :-)

i'm heading out for the family dinner thing ... see ya'all in a few hours ...

slavik, *grrrrr*
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

CJ, I like! Let's go half on the project. I know these guys Down Under who have a piece of a store and ... :-)))

And speaking of collaborations, Slav, apparently you, me and Enforcer should put a procrastinating photos site together! :-)

CJ that photo isn't hideous! I mean SE Guru was in the photo and still I was turned on!! LMAO!!

Too much fun. I'm hitting the sheets before my head hits the monitor. Caio!

Dravyk All Of 'Em

dravyk, that photo is hideous!!!!

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i mean slavik LOL
damn you got me flustered at the memory of that dong
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

huh? that's what the fuss was about at Yahoo?

fuck em.

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mutt

dravyk, that photo is hideous!!!!
what did I do to deserve that being posted!!!

i don't think you and i can be friends anymore!!!
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

hahaha Dravyk, i thought i was the only one like that. i just developed a roll from the Miami show, last Aug


Slavdogg

how can you mistreat film like that?!
don't you know that the temperature adjustment over time messes with the contrast and color of the prints?!

dravyk, you might just be onto something ... what about porn wallets which come with porn star pics instead of families and kittens and trees!!
hmmmm
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

http://www.anna.com/cj1.jpg


part 2 of cj orgasm will be posted after the yahoo sale in 2 days.

stay tuned...


Slavdogg

No, go for it, young man. :-)))

CJ, instead of nice pics of "vanilla people" in wallets, they now come with incriminating photos of you!! Sales have tripled in this time and crocs are now an endangered species!! hehehe

Actually Enforcer, when I dropped off the pics for January Vegas, I remembered to take my pics in from July Vegas as well! LOL!

Dravyk All Of 'Em

stop that young man
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

>> I probably don't have any of you in a compromising positon.


haha i do, wait let me find it..
Slavdogg

I probably don't have any of you in a compromising positon.
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i think there is a conspiracy ... film comes preloaded with compromising pics ...

LOL

tell me what happens in 8 minutes ... the red already sent me blind!!!!
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Hell,

I have some rolls of film around here that are from WAY back at the New Orleans show that i never developed!! LOL



TheEnforcer Making Bank

CJ, no sweat. I probably don't have any of you in a compromising positon.

Probably. ;-)

Hell, Slav for 8 more minutes, I may as well stay up and see what all the yahoo is about. At least if it's a bust, I was getting drowsy anyways. :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Opti, i've been sterring at that screen for 40 mins, it works LOL

9 mins left...


Slavdogg

the only joke i ever caught my grandfather with ...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?


I'll tell ya tomorrow :-)))

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

http://promo.yahoo.com/bigblank/

How to keep an idiot in suspense?
Opti porn porn and a little more porn

uh oooh
not convention pics
no
please no

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Enforce, no prob. Thursday is cool.

In fact .... damn!!! With the events with my step-father and everything happening right after getting back from Vegas ...... I just remembered, I have convention pics I got processed, but have never looked at them or (obviously) put them up yet!!!

I'll have to remember to do that later this week. Better late then never, huh? :-))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

http://www.michaelgardner.com/update/mcmike.jpg
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i wonder if the venetian will start to sue us for licensing rights when they get an idea of how many pornographers have pics in their hotel rooms LOL


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

http://allofem.com/ia2kno/21_20.htm

Maybe you should hire Dravk??

;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

Enforcer, you never called!

Dravyk No DS9 4U!!
Tue, 12 Mar 2002 10:15:24 - IP: 64.194.239.157 - Post # 64948
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FUCK! I knew I forgot something!! Oh well.. maybe on Thursday!! Doubt i'll be able to tomorrow!!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

You're alive! Call me boy! :)




LadyLaw KB!!!

You know who u should get Mac and Bumble to shoot. Nikki Dial. She's been retired for like 5 years and still does better than most current porn chicks in the search engines.
You would get plenty of play from surfers if u shot Nikki.

Who owns Mac and Bumble?
mutt

Drav:

that's MC Swampadocious!!!
KB

Yo KB, this guy in your posse? :-))
http://www.michaelgardner.com/update/mcmike.jpg

Dravyk All Of 'Em

i actually work for FHM.

http://www.inforamp.net/~ally/howiesgirl.html

http://www.inforamp.net/~ally/howiesgirl2.html
mutt

Funny you should mention that Mutt <:-0

I am doing a huge promo on Stern for that very thing we also have a section of Erotic film stars in there with Taylor Hayes. if their SE queries are high and they are pretty we will try to shoo them. It's all based on poularity.

You'll see soon with the press release what's cooking.

KB

I know how expensive it is. I looked into something just along the same lines, just not as faggy :)

They should probably publish a print mag, if u are spending that much money on shoots, you should be getting more out of it than just web use.

Does Mac and Bumble shoot hardcore porn chicks or they are like Playboy and don't want that kind of girl connected to them?

I can't think of any hardcore porn girls who could make it into there anyways. Jenna i guess.
mutt

Enforcer, you never called!

Dravyk No DS9 4U!!

KB actually my better half is very sexual... I am lucky like that.

CJ I was waiting for someone to go through the photos! :-)

http://www.michaelgardner.com/update/wedding8.jpg

I prefer this one, I always look nicer standing next to Katie!


Mike AI KB I know your a playa, hope you made your marchmadness picks!!

Mutt :

I am flattered you liked my journalism. It was my major yuo know ;-))

As far as the Password thing....ouch! I have been working on that all day.....:-((

Thanks for bringing it up again though ...LOL!

Funny you mention "faggy" we have a large percentage of gay men who are members as far as lesbians.....too many to count.
We offer very liitle in the way of text articles like a Maxim, Playboy, or Penthouse.

Although guys buy the mags by what's on the cover they DO get distracted by the articles and text, at M&B we provide the "Aria Giovanni" fan what he wants....naked pictures beautifully shot of Aria Giovanni.

I won't tell you what kind of shaving cream to use or what kind of shirt to wear with a striped tie...but I'll show you beautiful women every month, with photography that is like artwork.

I can tell you there is $$$ in this niche. But it is very expensive to launch a site like this the average content shoot is $30-35,000.......
KB

Howard invented the Osbourne's. He's a bit pissed at Ozzy. That whole wacky family has been on the Stern show all together a few times, I can go find the Usenet post over a year ago where i said if a tv programmer was smart they'd do an Ozzy Family sitcom.

hahaha.....KB .......Bumble Buzz!
They posted a HUGE password list here the other night, so i popped into a bunch of paysite to see what was doing. KB writes the Bumble Buzz!

Man that is some of the nicest content I've ever seen. Gorgeous wimmins. I still don't understand the site design. It's still porn, classy porn, but still porn. Mac and Bumble looks like a women's fashion magazine, really faggy.
Does FHM look like that? Razor? Maxim? Playboy? Penthouse? Perfect 10?

I should have stayed longer in there, i only looked at a couple of photoshoots and of course read the Bumble Buzz cuz I just have to know where my favorite Bumblette is going to be appearing next!

mutt

KB.. Just out in general : )

You have been locked up someplace for a while.

Have fun !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Diamond Jim is the Asshole of the Month for March !

Billy out of where

The "pen"?....

or the "closet" hahahahaha

I am at my quota of Oprano posts for the day, mt favorite TV show is one The "Osbournes"

I actually met Jack the son a few weeks back and he is quite a smart and articulate kid. He also is very rich.

Not by being Ozzy's son, but by finding Incubus, Ozzy's label gave him a label... The mom, Sharon is a tough manager as well, she handled Type O Negative, Rob Zombie and Black Sabbath as well for a while...you don't want to fuck with her like the Insane Clown Posse did on Howard....

Good night Oprano.
KB

Billy will not dress up like a bee !!


KB.. glad to see your still out : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Diamond Jim is the Asshole of the Month for March !

Ulfie my old roomate is the voice of the Pirates and the Steelers post game show on KDKA....Thor Tolo

He was a huge goofball, but man did we get chicks together when he worked on NBC TV-3 in Cleveburgh...

I do love Pittsburgh though very similar to Cleveland only I think prettier :-))

Give my regards to Squirrel Hill!
KB

Ulfie: I would have to agree with you on one thing all MIDWEST people are crazed HS football fans

I grew up in Cleveland and will be a Browns and OSU football fan for life...

not to mention Canton Mckinley High School....

and the Massilon Tigers...the home of Gerry Faust and Paul Brown...

I think Ohio might have PA beat...and that's hard to do I mean, Marino, and Namath huge for PA.... but the Hall of Fame is where?

O -H -I-O
KB

KB, yep, I live in the burgh. ;)


Ulfie

KB, come to Pittsburgh and play some HS football. I gaurentee you will find a new definition of the word PAIN. ;) There is a reason 25000 people show up for the Friday night games.


Ulfie

Ulfie: Are you from Pittsburgh?

Mike you poor thing in this picture you look like a cross betwwen Bob's Big Boy, and Lawrence Welk (wow that's two references in one day on Oprano for Larry!)

Nice Doo.......
KB Coming soon to the Howard Stern Show!

http://www.michaelgardner.com/update/wedding9.jpg

LMAO
oh dear
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

I was dirty too....

Like on the High school golf team,

I sometimes took a "Mulligan"
and kicked a few balls into better lies in my day....I must have been MAD!!!!

:-))
KB

Mike, sounds like a plan.

As far as sports go, I was always a "dirty" player. I played hockey, basketball, and baseball. Hockey fans may understand where my Ulfie nickname came from. Baseball was my best sport. All state in PA, lot's of scholarship offers, I decided to get an education instead. I was never above spiking someone I didn't like and believe me steel spikes hurt when someone hits you with them. Been there, done that, much better to be a giver of pain than a taker. ;)


Ulfie

hey Mike now that you are getting married you'll see why all BJ's are NEVER free.

There is always a price :-))

I need to go find a "pimp uniform"

I can see it now, A bunch of "Slaviks, Meni's, and Jewboys bumping elbows and talking smack...

where do I sign up?
KB

KB, I am up for 3 on 3 as well. Could be fun, and a way to bring everyone together for fun!

Of course free BJs from strippers are cool too... not like paying for them! ;-) haha


Mike AI Professionals working for you.

Can we have strippers in the stands cheering us on and free BJ's for the winning team?

I'll work on it.......
KB

3 on 3 would be better :-))
Like "Hoop It Up"

I'm down.
KB

KB I have been saying we should have a webmaster 2 on 2 b-ball tourny at one of the shows. It would be a blast. Every team could put up $100 and winner gets to give all the money to the charity of his choice!


Mike AI Professionals working for you.

HAHA Chris I have you on tape yelling with Brad " Cheap SHOT, CHEAP SHOT"

Hell when I got up I saw you about to rush the court.... I knew you guys have my back! :-)


Mike AI Professionals working for you.

Hell Mike I'd love to hoop with ya

I am a Marc Price meets World B Free.

I can't take it to the hole, but I'll shoot your eyes out kid from 3 pt land......
KB

Listen..

I was at the game.. the elbow was clean..

Mike was swinging his big head around the court..


Chris
chris/pornoman $20.00 For Free AVS Signups...Highest Paying on the Planet

Actually I am not a dirty player. I am a tough player but not dirty, and was even hesitant to be to agressive at the Jordan camp since I was younger then all the old folks.

One thing I learned, what the old guys lacked in skill they made up in enthusiasm. They beat the hell out of me! haha

Ulfie, if we get the team you will have to catch the game, then hit Ricks afterwards! :-)

JoeE has some skills, he is a better baller then I... at least on the outside. Inside game he is too small to keep up with my wide body! haha




Mike AI Professionals working for you.

Cuban has razor sharp elbows. He grew up in Pittsburgh. Knows how to play dirty. ;)

If you get a team I will be their biggest fan! If they mock me I will taunt them a second time.


Ulfie

Mike!

You don't play dirty?

I had you pegged as a hybrid of John Stockton with a touch of Bill Lambeer,

I can tell you from what I hear Joe E and Lambeer would be a great matchup! "Thowing 'Bows"
KB

The photo is old, from last August...

http://www.michaelgardner.com/update/stitches.jpg


Mike AI Professionals working for you.

KB do you even read? :-)

I got elbowed by Marc Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks at the Jordan Basketball camp...

We had been going at each other tough the whole game, I did not get my chance to get him back... :-)

But we did WIN the game!


Mike AI Professionals working for you.

mike, i've tried :-(
i am hopeless!

you have a shiner??!! where's the pics??
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Geez Michael what happened?

Let me guess....did JMM catch you stealing content? :-))

Did you try to steal one of FM's evidence eraser thingamajobbers? LOL

Did Evan "work it out" on your face ? :-))

Dude, looks painful how did yuo get the shiner?
KB

CJ I think you probably do better then me, and I have grown up watching these sports all my life!


Mike AI Professionals working for you.

"i think Billy should try out to be the mascot. He's look good in one of those bumble bee costumes like that little girl in the Blind Melon video a few years back. "

Ahhh the "no rain " video.....come to think of it I can see a resemblance if Billy puts the HUGE glasses on his face and wears the antennae!

BILLY where are you????

How are you and the missus?

KB

Ulfie you know the owner of the Mavericks gave me a cut that needed 12 stiches.

http://www.michaelgardner.com/update/stitches.jpg

Thanks Mr. Cuban!

Ulfie, I have a pair of first row seats, so when you come to NO we can heckle the players and flirt with the cheerleaders! :-)

Maybe even get our faces on TV! We can wear sunglasses!


Mike AI Professionals working for you.

CJ we have been waiting for you to come out and play with your PERKY self! ;-)

Have you signed up and made you pick for March Madness?
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I just dont think i can support another sporting thing. my ego can't handle another hammering.

serge, give lisa and I a few more weeks and we'll push that 100 000 closer with mindless (but pithy) sex dribble!!
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

MikeAI = Dallas Mavericks owner. Nah, you would be pithy and they couldn't fine you. Oprano box would be cool, it's a write off you know. I would even feign interest in basketball for a night in order to attend. I'm sure that's more than enough motivation to get one. hahahah


Ulfie

Nah no suite for me Vick, I like front row seats so I can heckle the players and talk smack! :-)

Maybe I will get on ESPN sportcenter! haha


Mike AI Professionals working for you.

that's good news. Man the NBA thugs and punks let loose in New Orleans on road trips. That's scary. Give your team a big home court advantage when the visitors are all hung over or still drunk.

If they keep the Hornets name, i think Billy should try out to be the mascot. He's look good in one of those bumble bee costumes like that little girl in the Blind Melon video a few years back. Oh wait.....i just got the urge to get Photoshop out hehehe
mutt

MikeAI - I figured you in for a suite ;-)
Chickenheads against the Hornets
I had read it was a done deal months ago but .......

Vick I don't give a damn about apathy

Wynton is the deal

Vick Vidi, vici, veni, veni oooh aahhh ummm ohhh veni. Aahh.

HAHAHA I wish Ulfie... I would be lucky to afford one of their jeresys.


Mike AI Professionals working for you.

Good luck Mike, are you going to be one of the owners? ;)


Ulfie

Randy Bachman?

Great musician?

I'm still waiting to see "SOMETHING YET"...get it?

The Nelson Brothers were clean too
Gunnar and Mathew...see where they went?

maybe drugs are good mmmmkay?

Wynton marsalis and Branford Marsalis are straight arrows too!
KB

Mutt the last day for the deadline to get so many tickets sold and suites is Friday.

I have 2 floor tickets, first row, and 2 in the upper level. Doing my part.

I read in ESPN Magazine that its a done deal. So I can only hope!


Mike AI Professionals working for you.

>> show us pics of you jerking off the goat, she PAID you for it

well thats just it a train full of people say me and I got arrested!

now I have to work for brad on this board to pay my legal fees!



spanno I speak in tongues, bare with me!

Serge

martymar@gosympatico.ca


Martin ....^^....

"ughhhhh.......Raptors lost again."

Yeah whatever happend to VC?? Blew a tire..

Oh well I'm a Leafs fan anyway..

Go Leafs Go!

=0))
Martin ....^^....

no your girlfriend is paying me for sex though
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excellent!

show us pics of you jerking off the goat, she PAID you for it
Serge

brad just buys me crack


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