no your girlfriend is paying me for sex though


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spanno,
is brad paying you for this?
Serge

>> Maybe if they killed people here for illegal drug ues, we would not have so many idiots walking around at shows;-)

or perhaps if they killed people that eat to much seafood then there maybe less fat bastards walking around at shows :o)



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BTW, cj,
there are only 106 days left 'till the grand winner and poster #100,000
claims his Grand Prize
;-))
Serge

ughhhhh.......Raptors lost again.
Nightmare season.

any word in New Orleans about the Hornets moving there Mike? Haven't seen anything in over a month about it.


mutt

why is the board so dead today?
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cj,
better board than US!
;-)))
Serge

name one great musician that hasn't partaken of drugs
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Ted Nudgent and Randy Bachman are two that never did drugs

Blondy

CJ we have been waiting for you to come out and play with your PERKY self! ;-)

Have you signed up and made you pick for March Madness?

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Mike AI Professionals working for you.

LOL

why is the board so dead today?
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Kevin, Martin,
drop me your e-mails, I have an idea to run by both of ya...
Serge

so far, so good, cj, just don't let me wife know...LOL


SykkBoy make some bank so the chickies will want you more

SykkBoy make some bank so the chickies will want you more
Tue, 12 Mar 2002 06:55:57 - IP: 216.67.212.5 - Post # 64884

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how has this been working for you so far sykk!?!?!?!?

HAHAHHHHAHHAAA

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

OK, I've just wasted a full day playing Defender, PacMan, Galaga, and Asteroids on MAME. am I the only one addicted to this?

These are the EXACT games from the arcade. Very cool.

Blaze! Get your MAME on!

"fuck off Vick and mutt ;))) "
Is that a LINE from a Guns-N-Roses song?


Vick Instant gratification takes too long

It appears I have been horribly misinformed. hahaha

Personally, I only listen to show tunes so what do I know? ;)


Ulfie

Opti, I'm not their babysitter. Just going by what I've been told. ;)


Ulfie

On another note, Metallica says they don't drink or use drugs either.
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hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

those guys drink more in a day than some webmasters do in a year....I remember when they held auditions for a new bass player after Cliff died, the first thing they did was made sure the replacement could live up to their drinking ways....

KB, good point about Lawrence Welk ;))) but wouldn't it be a kick watching Lawrence Welk do a line and start trying to eat the bubbles?


SykkBoy make some bank so the chickies will want you more

On another note, Metallica says they don't drink or use drugs either.
Ulfie
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And Britany has never played a rounnd of golf either ;) LOL
Opti

Anybody know what teen site converts best?
sarcastic martin www.sarcastic-bastards.com
Tue, 12 Mar 2002 06:06:40 - IP: 65.93.150.159 - Post # 64878
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I Do... what are you going to give me if i tell you?

Opti

ahhhhhh and just like that it came to me,

Prince!!!! A musical genios who despises drugs so much because of his parnets addictions that his bandmates can't even smoke cigarretes.

Now I feel better :-)
KB

"but what would we do for music, entertainment and great literature? name one great musician that hasn't partaken of drugs.... "

well let's see....I am a music trivia expert....Great musicians that didn't use drugs.......

That is a good one, I'd say Pat Boone but he isn't a musician...

I'd immediately think Wang Chung..but they sucked and died.

no.......Leif Garrett, well he was a lousy musician before he even attempted drugs....

I am going to have to say the only musician I know who was brilliant that didn't use drugs.....lawrence Welk!

Now that man had talent and hair!
KB

Mutt, exactly the same as being an adult webmaster and voting Republican. Not real popular amongst the "cool kids". Every "group" has their stereotypes.

On another note, Metallica says they don't drink or use drugs either.
Ulfie

Anybody know what teen site converts best?
sarcastic martin www.sarcastic-bastards.com

your point was pretty good tho sykk. I think it's a bit sad tho that in rock n roll world you are branded an outsider/loser if you don't drink hard/do drugs. Rock n roll was a revolution in culture supposedly to give people the freedom to be and express who they really are, not what their parents or society told them they were supposed to be. Then it turns out that the world of rock and roll had the same rigid rules of inclusion as the mainstream straight world. Act a certain way, dress a certain way......or else Sheep just the same , only these sheep looked a litle different.


mutt

fuck off Vick and mutt ;)))


SykkBoy make some bank so the chickies will want you more

Yah...that boy was dumb dumb dumb to try to take opium out of Pakistan. Not a good move...
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so far on the news this week i have seen

1) a couple in pakistan and a couple in china ... both there to 'teach' christianity - got arrested, mistreated by authorities ... STUPIDITY

2) a women caught smuggling rare gecko's from australia into asia with 45 crammed into 1 postpack. STUPIDITY

3) man caught bringing opium out of pakistan ... STUPIDITY


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

"wonder what would happen if they killed every self important, high horsed adult webmaster"
I'd be shaking a lot of hands in purgatory ;-)




Vick By the time a man reads women like books he's too old to collect a library

http://www.interneteraser.com/error.html
Doesn't work in Netscape 6 ;-(


Vick DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the problem is with reality

Frank Zappa - i loved Frank, not a great musician tho
never touched a drug

Ted Nugent - not a great musician, never touched a drug

Other than Donny Osmond I can't name any others. I'm sure there are some.
mutt

"name one great musician that hasn't partaken of drugs.... "
Ted Nugent - but he is in a different world




Vick It's not true that I think with my dick. But I do go to it a lot for advice.

name one great musician that hasn't partaken of drugs
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Petra??? hahaha
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

1981 - a young lad named Lance learns the hard way that one shouldn't piss on an electric fence
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
that sounds very painfull Sykk :(


Blondy

Atlas, have at it :)


SykkBoy make some bank so the chickies will want you more

what's the frequency Atlas?

mutt


not sure,but it results to telepathy

SykkBoy, can i borrow the brick?

Atlas

I think I was in Jamacia when the last of the Diane Whipple San Francisco dog mauling case was going on in LA. Does anyone remember if there was a verdict, and what it was?

Yah...that boy was dumb dumb dumb to try to take opium out of Pakistan. Not a good move...





LadyLaw What happened??

Maybe if they killed people here for illegal drug ues, we would not have so many idiots walking around at shows;-)
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yeah, but what would we do for music, entertainment and great literature? name one great musician that hasn't partaken of drugs....

wonder what would happen if they killed every self important, high horsed adult webmaster?
SykkBoy

They can make a law for everything, but they will never outlaw stupidity.

http://www.sobegirl.com/articles/stupidity.htm

A little pleasure reading.
The Producer SoBeGirl 200 Amateur Video /Pic Sets and Growing

iframe, half line of code and the results are great :)
Atlas
Tue, 12 Mar 2002 04:48:17 - IP:
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what's the frequency Atlas?

mutt

Maybe if they killed people here for illegal drug ues, we would not have so many idiots walking around at shows;-)
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while they are at it, make sure they kill everyone who drinks alcohol too ... oh that's right, if its legal it mustn't be bad!!

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!

hehe...that's a funny line Ed. Does it come from a movie?

i'm all for the death penalty in certain situations but selling drugs isn't one of them. How dumb could this guy be? Well he was a football player/actor ........ DUMB SQUARED!
mutt

blondy, good to see you have some very important events on that list :-)))


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

iframe, half line of code and the results are great :)
Atlas

LOL! What the frig is this yayhoo doing in Pakistan? and with just under 4 kilos of Opium? What the hell was he thinking? I bet the dumbass tried to hide it in a sock wrapped in aluminium foil down his trousers! YOU - OUT OF THE GENE POOL!

Brad - that's some pretty nifty coding - and really simple too! If only more people knew about how stuff like that works they wouldn't be so worked up about it...
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Want to see a marketing tactic that pisses off the ftc?

http://www.interneteraser.com/error.html
Brad Shaw Browser Washer, paying $60 per sale

Maybe if they killed people here for illegal drug ues, we would not have so many idiots walking around at shows;-)
Brad Shaw    Browser Washer, paying $60 per sale
Tue, 12 Mar 2002 04:35:31 - IP: 68.3.229.132 - Post # 64855

and there would be more virgins, and no strip clubs or gambling:)
grimm (Blow Me) Problems with other registrars? Send me some email.

Maybe if they killed people here for illegal drug ues, we would not have so many idiots walking around at shows;-)
Brad Shaw Browser Washer, paying $60 per sale

Fold...


Those things are pure sugar with a little alchohol, test tube shots will kill you:)



grimm (Blow Me) Problems with other registrars? Send me some email.

Did Pornication get their feeds back up? I checked a couple of days ago and they were still down.


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Lisa

Lisa, I understand completely... an acquaintence of mine in another business, was a police sargent in our local area... every time I saw him, my first comment was ' Have you arrested my kid lately? '

I even half meant it! ;-)

fatbaby

In other news...I slept with Oprano last night. Yes, my t-shirt arrived! Tis huge...so I wore it to bed. I could lend it to CJ and all she'd need to do would be add a belt and she could wear it as a dress! Albeit a very, very, very short dress...she's a bit taller than me. :)
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How about a shot of both of you in it! >;)
Opti

IMHO The only justifiable reason for actually planning to kill civilians is in something like 9-11
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TE, I doubt that a look at all the documents released would show that scenario was ever put forward or even close to justified... I just didnt think it was as shocking as that report wanted to make it sound.. It might be unsettling for the individual to release in the grand scheme of society we are expendable.. but if they were afraid to look at every option then they might have missed the right one...
Opti

hahaha.. great parody site there fatbaby!!




TheEnforcer Making Bank

"Dont ALL mothers say that in similar situations?"

fatbaby, as a mum, nothing annoys me more than other parents who cannot see that their 'little angels' are actually the devil incarnate (second only to Nick). :))

I love my kids to bits...they're feisty, funny, sassy, independent...but they also can be, and have been, the most annoying little shits ever to walk the earth. They're not perfect...and when they're wrong I tell em so.

If one of my kids were to do something incredibly, heinously wrong, I wouldn't WANT to believe it...but if the facts proved they had...I'd have no choice but to believe.

In other news...I slept with Oprano last night. Yes, my t-shirt arrived! Tis huge...so I wore it to bed. I could lend it to CJ and all she'd need to do would be add a belt and she could wear it as a dress! Albeit a very, very, very short dress...she's a bit taller than me. :)


Lisa Is that a rabbit DJ has up his sleeve?!?

Dont ALL mothers say that in similar situations?
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not my mum...she says "those funny marks on your head are really hanger scrapes..."
SykkBoy make some bank so the chickies will want you more

Opti,

IMHO The only justifiable reason for actually planning to kill civilians is in something like 9-11 where you have to shoot down a plane or something like that to avoid more catastrophic casulaties. Certainly not to spread propaganda to gain support for a war. Just my two cents.


TheEnforcer Making Bank

You can't really blame the boys. In reality, turning on a secular television station in a Christian home is like sending Lucifer a personal invitation to hold a picnic in your living room
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When did Nick start doing TV shows?


Ulfie

3,600 grams of opium
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um.... let em kill him i say... how many people is 3.6Kg of base opium going to kill?

Enforcer.. on your article... any super power that didnt plan out as many scenarios as possible wouldnt be a super power for long.. nothing wrong with that at all from here
Opti

New and innovative ways to use the Ab Toner!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0302/abtoner.html

"The great length of his genitals was such that the skin itself could not take the strain and was tearing away even as we stood there with our jaws agape. There was naught they could do to releive the boy's suffering but to remove it altogether."

Does not give a link to order one tho! ;-)

fatbaby

No comments on that article I posted?? I'm surprised.


TheEnforcer Pics of Sykkboy picking his nose here!!

His mother, Sherry Aude, said he is innocent.
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Dont ALL mothers say that in similar situations?


fatbaby

man did this guy ever get himself into some deep shit!


Actor's Fate Is in Pakistan's Hands

Arrest: Erik Aude, 21, is being held in jail near Islamabad on an
opium charge. U.S. officials say he may face death.

http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-000018247mar12.story
mutt

They should also fry the husband and shrink as well.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I agree...fry the fucking shrink too...if a doctor is operating on me and fucks up, he's liable, so in this case the shrink that took her off the medication should likewise face similar liability...
SykkBoy

Personally, I think the mother IS insane. Put her in a mental institution for life. But her husband needs to be prosecuted and convicted of murder. He pushed that woman over the edge. They were living in a 450 sq ft BUS when she was homeschooling 4 kids! If they won't arrest him, he needs to at least be neutered.

Peaches

and when they are finished frying her they HAVE to fry this trailer trash chick who hit a guy with her car stoned on alcohol and Ecstasy, he went right through her windshield, pulled her car into the garage with the poor bastard bleeding internally externally and left him there for two days! She even went into the garage on the other days and still wouldn't help him or call anybody. When he died her and her white trash friends took his body and dumped it somewhere. First degree premeditated murder. I've never heard a story this bizarre. Sure some grizzlier but this is just so wacky.


mutt

That is good news Fold. They should also fry the husband and shrink as well.

Glad they are in Texas, where they will have no problem executing her.
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OldFold

Blondy, you left off

1981 - a young lad named Lance learns the hard way that one shouldn't piss on an electric fence
SykkBoy

On this day in History
1609 - The Bermuda Islands became an English colony.

1789 - The U.S. Post Office was established.


1894 - Coca-Cola was sold in bottles for the first time.

1912 - The Girl Scout organization was founded. The original name was Girl Guides.

1933 - U.S. President Roosevelt presented his first presidential address to the nation. It was the first of the "Fireside Chats."

1957 - Buddy Holly and the Crickets recorded "Maybe Baby."

2002- CJ celebrates a birthday :-) Happy Birthday!

Blondy

hey not all spam is shit
i just signed up for that pbux site


Slavdogg

I reckon Dravyk has the caption contest wrapped up... just had a look and the boy is in form!! :-)

Next on Geraldo: "When Cloning Experiments Go Tragicly Wrong!"
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- Dravyk
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Opti Who is writing your material Drav??

You wanna read something REALLY fucked up?

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/jointchiefs_010501.html


TheEnforcer See pics of Sykkboy scratching his nuts here!

I had the same thought Sharpie. So a couple of hours ago i added a note above the bracket that all u have to do is click a team and it will magically appear in the next column to the right.

Thanks god for software, i'd have never figured out how to do that by myself.


mutt

wanted to see if I at least beat my employees :)
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I am alomst certain you were in the top few results Mike.. Mrs Fold and I got 11 points and about 6 people got 10..
Opti

Mutt, It worked for me in Netscape 6.2.

Maybe they don't realize that you click on the name & it comes up automaticaly in the choice column. Took me a minute to figure it out. I was trying to make it too hard.

Sharpie Networking at it's best

Opti... Well I figured I didnt win or someone would have told me by now so wanted to see if I at least beat my employees :)

Mutt... Exactly


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LAmike,
"Is there rankings?"

Number one is all that matters :-)))


Opti I'm running at Mach Ten and am Oprano Ice Hockey Guru

Sorry LAMike the SuperBowl pool was deleted. Hey that's a good idea for you people who have offices and staff, compete amongst yourselves, give out your own prize for office champion!

A few people have emailed me that they can't get the picks page to work. I can't figure out why. Works for me. The software reports no errors. Can you people try again, maybe use another browser.
If it still doesn't work for you, email me your picks and i will enter you manually.

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

More ladies are entering, no fights over the glass sex toys. Hey flirt with Todd and maybe he'll thrown in a few that vibrate!


mutt

ok, I'm really confused here
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20020312/D7I76CI80.html

Sony gets slapped for posting fake movie reviews, yet they have to pay the STATE $326,000...um, does this money go to producers whose movies were affected by this? maybe it'll be used to bail out Enron? Sorry, writing a new column for setgo and came across this and really often wonder where money derived from things like this go...
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I loved putting balls in other people holes
;-)))
Serge
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real men take it to the hole and stick it in
:))
dantheman hosting the nets finest sites since 1996

whatever it was, i ended up roaming the streets like a lost vagrant
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I'm sure Moose can relate ;))))
SykkBoy make some bank motherfucker

whatever it was, i ended up roaming the streets like a lost vagrant...walking back to the hotel and enjoying dinner for a second time...
LOL


OldFold MaxCash
Tue, 12 Mar 2002 12:34:27 - IP: 64.220.84.86 - Post # 64812
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Hahaha! Been there and done that myself a few times!! ;>))


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Grimm,

Awesome time man. Thanks!
E-mail on the way..

Billy!!!
Good seeing you and the wifey!

Mikey,
HA!

:)))


Jimmyslits ......HA!! :))

and im not even going to start about blondy!
grimm
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you just being jelous
that she can do 9 holes and get a blast out of it and you'd be totally exhausted!
Serge

I suck dick and I love it. Go ahead and fuck me silly in ALL holes and feel free to use them for whatever you like.

If they do, why not buy ALL our holes at an INSANE price of $50,000. I give good head and I am proud of it

Good luck and cheers. Hope to hear from you.
Vittorio I suck Dick

grimmster...
same here, just can't do shots like i used to
))o;
(what was in those tubes anyways???)

whatever it was, i ended up roaming the streets like a lost vagrant...walking back to the hotel and enjoying dinner for a second time...
LOL


OldFold MaxCash

off to lunch you,golfers...back in 90 mins :)
Nick We are giving away a HUGE PHILIPINO!!!!!! ;)

if there are any guys out there who want to run a bracket pool where you pick the whole tournament at once and put up some money between yourselves i can do it for you. Take me 15 minutes.

Most office pools do the whole tournament picking thing.
mutt

don't golf...but there's great fishing and fucking here:))
Al
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Al,
please be like the rest of us and use GOLFING instead of FUCKING
Serge

don't golf...but there's great fishing and fucking here:))
Al

Thats not true mike ive heard that you thave done more than nine holes in a weekend LOL

and im not even going to start about blondy!
grimm (Blow Me) Problems with other registrars? Send me some email.

Fold... it was great seeing you this weekend. I am glad to see you made it home safe:)

same goes to RB and the Jims... you guys wore me out:)


Jim (Oculus) get with me about what wwe talked about.

I am in the tourney pick 'em, My real name is Matt so you know who to make the check out to.

And KimmyKim will pick teams based on colors, starting with blue, since my left nut knows more about college hoops than her:)


And RB will most likely just copy me:) haha


-grimm
grimm (Blow Me) Problems with other registrars? Send me some email.

I never last 18 holes, however 9 holes is a blast


Blondy
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you are lucky...I could never done more than 2 holes,
Far-L, how is YOUR "golfing" experience?

;_))
Serge

Yeah well I guess they are more gulible then I am!
Mike AI Get invovled now - win major prizes!

do you "golf"?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I never last 18 holes, however 9 holes is a blast


Blondy

no shit!

log and cookies show that 2 of your friends looked at it TWICE each!
;-)))
Serge

HAHA nice try Serge!

:-)


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