oh, c'mon, don't be shy!

(unless you dream of fucking ...oh, never mind!, I don't wanna upset Hooper :-)

Serge

do you REALLY wanna talk about night dreams on Oprano???

ok, who goes first?
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Timon won't touch that with a 20' pole ;-))

Timon

serge, that was your first question of the day?! wow, you must have strange dreams!!!
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do you REALLY wanna talk about night dreams on Oprano???

ok, who goes first?
Serge

Serge,

WOW!

Colin 4 Free Bucks. Have a Full Life!

cj - At least I don't need to fuck
blow up dolls to get my fix ;-)
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ok, now you are just plain lying!!

serge, that was your first question of the day?! wow, you must have strange dreams!!!

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

thanks, Colin,
there was 119th element found in Kopenhagen Laboratory of Physics,
it's called "Netpondi",
half-life is 3 months
;-)))
Serge

Half-Life
Colin 4 Free Bucks. Have a Full Life!

"how is it called in English the time when radioactive isotop losing 1/2 of radioactivity?"

confucy in Tsjernobyl?

Timon

Colin,
how is it called in English the time when radioactive isotop losing 1/2 of radioactivity?
Serge

Please update your periodic table.

http://www.aip.org/enews/physnews/2001/split/550-1.html

Colin Update. 2 new sites! 4 free Bucks

Yello.
Colin 4 Free Bucks

cj - At least I don't need to fuck
blow up dolls to get my fix ;-)

Timon

Serge, no comment ;-)

Timon

>> Only an idiot could not tell the difference between a 14 year old and an adult.


How old was Tracy Lords when she started ??


Slavdogg

Only an idiot could not tell the difference between a 14 year old and an adult.
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Yes, only an idiot counld not tell the difference.

BUT ONLY A PEDOPHILE WOULD RAPE A CHILD of 14yrs old.

JR

Timon won't touch that subject with 20' pole!
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why???

I am so curious , I woke up just to hear THAT!
Serge

i grew up in the era of grunge music so YES there was booze honey!!
LOL

timon, i've heard girls say that about you a lot ...

:-))))
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

What did we do when we were 14....

Timon won't touch that subject with 20' pole!

Timon

Cj,

Wow ! Did ya drink the booze ? hehehe

I am very lucky although they are mouthy like their mother .. hehehe


Honeyslut

i was managing my parents restaurant so my mother could take nights off when i was 14!!! and when she was at work i would get up to lots of mischief :-)) ... disney channel?! you are a very lucky mommy!! :-)))


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Cj,

I guess if the 14 year old does not OPEN her mouth, one could not tell. hahaha
As to the innocent remark,my girls love to watch the disney channel so I guess I can't relate LOL..

Honeyslut

hiya honey!
i'm going to post this here cause i couldn't be bothered registering for another board ... :-)))

>>Only an idiot could not tell the difference between a 14 year old and an adult.

hmmm i can't say i agree with this!! when i was 14 ... hmmm perhaps i best not get into that ... but, that's why this business is supposed to have laws in place - 14 year old girls are not as innocent as we might think :-)

>>I rather go watch the Oprano board crack jokes and learn from other boards that don't support k.p. ...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAA
oprano ... the board that cracks jokes LMAO!!
I like it :-)

honey, i hear your anger! its very frustrating when 1 thing like this drags the industry backwards 10 steps due to 1 person's 'lack of giving a shit'.

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

I just added my comments to that amateur board.. grrr


I am so disgusted....
Honeyslut spicy

the board chat is good too ... i'm still reading it

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

That is a very good article!

http://www.ynotmasters.com/news/ynews/issues/030702/page3.html

Timon

Did JMM get an apology ?


http://www.ynotmasters.com/news/ynews/issues/030702/page3.html


http://chat.amateurmasters.com/public/ChatView.cgi?T=358
Honeyslut spicy

GAWD! I'm not the one who surveyed everyone in the pub as to whether they were 'peeled' or 'unpeeled'!!!
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a woman should have all information before making a choice!! consider it a service :-)))

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Yup.. :>((


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

Shit! Forgot about them! They could French you and pick your pocket with their tounges at the same time!!! ... Think I'd take a Klingon babe though. :-))))

Men talk cars, sports or Trek and the women disappear, huh, Enforcer?

Ok, I'm hitting the sheets. Catch ya all on the flip side. :-))

Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read

probably same for CJ since she egged me on. ;))
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dave, i would just like to point out that i tried to stop lisa from telling that story, but she insisted the world needed to know. *shrug* you know how unstoppable she is ...

(if by chance you don't believe me, i'm moving states) :-))))


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Dabo girl!! Most definately!! Of course those alien babes in the premiere of Enterprise that cwere grabbing the butterfly type thing with their tongues wouldn't be bad either!!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

You know I;'ve actually met a few beautiful women that could do that... but I was always attachjed at the time so couldn't do anything about it.

Such is life!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

So Enforcer do you want a dabo girl, or one of those Klingon warrior babes who like it rough? hehe

Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read

Hahah.. that pic didn't exactly make you look like you didn't like to get a little wild there yourself CJ!! ;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

Rib removed! ROTFL!!! What a concept!!

CJ, Enforcer brought it up with "Q". Wasn't me! :-)

And nothing is wrong with my sex life! I'm just quieter about it then the rest of you. ... And you should know it's the quiet ones you have to worry about!!! :-))

Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read

My "dream" women would be able to smoothly make a transition between talking about sex and Star Trek and back again!!

;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

Rib removal..... have any of you Oz's ever met Dr.Neil?

Timon

"enforcer, that's a very brave idea ... lisa gets quite wild when she drinks"

GAWD! I'm not the one who surveyed everyone in the pub as to whether they were 'peeled' or 'unpeeled'!!!


Lisa Ball Lickers Unite!

You all suck. :))

Incidentally, if I am never heard from again, then it means Dave DID read Oprano today...and he's killed me...probably same for CJ since she egged me on. ;))


Lisa Ball Lickers Unite!

enforcer, that's a very brave idea ... lisa gets quite wild when she drinks
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

I'll see what I can do regards the taping, bro. I'm no good on episode names, but yes, Garek is definitely one fun character!

>>> She loves us!! Probably can't get enough of us in fact!! ;>))

Who can blame her?! :-))))

Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read

Hehehe. I've got to go to Austrailia and party with you guys sometime!! ;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

and i think we've also spotted the problem with dravyk's sex life ...

we are having a perfectly good conversation about sex, and you turn the subject to star trek episodes??!?!?!?!?


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Ok...the rib removal story...first some background...

During a lengthy period of sexual drought for the aforementioned Dave, we managed to hook him up with some guys who shoot content here in Brisbane...they said he'd at least get a blowie. ;))
He initially accepted, but later declined the offer in case his boss saw him...

Fast forward a year...just before Christmas, MelissaD was out here and she and CJ were over at my house having a drinkie or two and we started talking bout Dave's 'porn career'. We decided since he was so hairy, he could be the next Ron Jeremy.
Sooooooo, we sent him a text msg asking if he'd consider having a rib removed so he could suck his own cock.

Phone rang immediately...Mel answered...and as soon as she did and Dave heard the accent he realised what was up...CJ and Mel and I...and alcohol. :D


Lisa Ball Lickers Unite!

>>> CJ is getting it on with a doll, Timon has girls fall asleep on him, Lisa's friend falls asleep with his fingers in the hole

I see it's not just the seasons and the toilet water that go the wrong way down there!!!

[ducking and running like mad!]

Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read

Awwww! You're just saying that cause it's true. ;-)
Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read
Thu, 07 Mar 2002 10:17:39 - IP: 64.194.239.157 - Post # 63551
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She loves us!! Probably can't get enough of us in fact!! ;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

Hey I'm no chemist and not every girl holds her sedatives
that well, it's not my mistake if they pass out on me
every so often ;-))

Timon

Oh shit Drav!! You gotta tape some of that stuff for me!! I miss DS9 fiercly!! GREAT episodes like "In the Pale Moonlight" and such.. Garak is probably the best chgaracter I have seen for ANY show, not just Trek!!]


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

CJ, stop dating guys who can do themselves and you won't be single so long!! hehe

>>> It's ok Lisa, I like ball licking chicks ;-)

Timon, knew you'd suffer through. :-)

>>> Bastards...the lot of ya! ;))

Awwww! You're just saying that cause it's true. ;-)
Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read

Damn!! Let me see.. CJ is getting it on with a doll, Timon has girls fall asleep on him, Lisa's friend falls asleep with his fingers in the hole, and Lisa licks balls!

Well at least one of you aussies knows how to have a good time during sex!!!

;>))))



TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

Enforcer, I discovered about six weeks ago one sleepless night that the local station had been airing DS9 here for some time ... at freaking 4am!!! My VCR has been humming like mad for a month, needless to say. :-))

DS9 was definitely the best written, best acted of all the Trek opuses! Who else extended the Klingon saga, as well as the Cardassian and Ferengui ones, created several more of its own, had several Mirror Universe eps, and even visited the Tribbles episode, not to mention the Bond and Vic Damone holo adventures. :-) My definite fav.

Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read

"I was powerless to pass up such a rare opportunity to make your swirm. :-)))"

"I'm amazed I didn't jump on that opportunity Drav!! I've gotten Lisa a couple times!! :>)))"

Bastards...the lot of ya! ;))


Lisa Ball Lickers Unite!

You one of those chicks who falls
asleep during sex ;-)
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fuckin oath.
its also a good chance to catch up on my knitting ...

lisa, LMAO!!!!! tell the rib removal story! :-))))

dravyk, i have been single for over 2 years ... this is why!! all these web sites teaching guys to become self sufficient!!


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Man I hope my best friend isn't reading Oprano today...

"Hate to tell you this Timon but if she falls asleep you're doing something SERIOUSLY wrong!!"

My mate Dave picked up a girl at a charity event recently...took her back to his place...and fell asleep...with his fingers inside her...SOMEONE was doing something seriously wrong there! :))


Lisa Ball Lickers Unite!

It's ok Lisa, I like ball licking chicks ;-)

Timon

Holy Shit! Adam Sandler is on The Cosby Show!!



TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

I'm amazed I didn't jump on that opportunity Drav!! I've gotten Lisa a couple times!! :>)))



TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

Well... fairly soon you'll be able to get all seven seasons on TNG on DVD!! I just wish I could watch DS9!! I ahven't seen that show in ages!! I miss my favorite Trek character Garak!!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

LOL!! Sorry about that, Lisa. I was powerless to pass up such a rare opportunity to make your swirm. :-)))

Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read

"Unite? ... Lisa, are you a ball licker then?"

Can I plead the 5th? This is hosted on an American server, right??? ;))


Lisa Ball Lickers Unite!

Um.. not quite.. just suggesting you do some training on a realsex doll first to "bone up" on your skills!! ;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

Enforcer, I was watching my Korean, subtitled "Shogun" saga instead. Ah well. :-)

CJ, if you have a boyfriend who could lick his balls, well, um, no offense to you Ms. Shaggable, but what does he need a woman for then? If you see what I mean. hehe

Unite? ... Lisa, are you a ball licker then?

Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read

You mean I should put less Rohypnol
in my dates drink?? ;-))

Timon

You one of those chicks who falls
asleep during sex ;-)

Timon
Thu, 07 Mar 2002 09:56:17 - IP: 66.181.168.115 - Post # 63533
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Hate to tell you this Timon but if she falls asleep you're doing something SERIOUSLY wrong!!

:>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

Ahhhh.. I see.. thx.. ;>))



TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

Oh sorry...

Way Too Much Fucken Info ;))


Lisa Ball Lickers Unite!

"if you fall asleep before you turn it off"

You one of those chicks who falls
asleep during sex ;-)

Timon

all right.. wtf does that stand for Lisa??


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

CJ...

WTMFI!!! :)


Lisa Ball Lickers Unite!

You know.. I've heard of guys being able to self suck.. but you'd have to be one limber fellow to lick your balls!~!


EWWWWW!!!!



TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

at least julian can't reach his balls when fully inflated. but his tongue makes an annoying buzzing noise if you fall asleep before you turn it off ... it inspires nightmares about killer bees and helicopter attacks
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Matt just for the record when you lose week after week you have to be aggressive on base running. Just like you were agressive when you ran to first base : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Diamond Jim is the Asshole of the Month for March !

Too bad the caption contest has been closed,
I just thought up a real good one ;-))

Timon

"he licks his balls more than any dog i've known ... even worse than my last boyfriend"

/me casts her mind back over CJ's recent blokes...wonder who the likely culprit could be... ;))))


Lisa Ball Lickers Unite!

ROFLMAO!! Too funny CJ!!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

Unlike Harley...they won't be happy jumping on your lap or sleeping in your bed. ;))
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no way i'm letting that dog on my bed ... he licks his balls more than any dog i've known ... even worse than my last boyfriend

welcome everyone, to the oprano 'pet tales' board!!

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Hehe. i would guess not!! :>)) I usually have both dogs laying right up against me.. it can be hard to move sometimes!! :>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

I bet your bed is a lot warmer than mine in winter,
fish don't make very good bedmates ;-))

Timon

Hm, called Verisign and they say 4 to 6 months....
better make a bid to buy then ;-)

Timon

"i have a problem with fish ... they die too easily ..."

CJ...they need to be in water. :))
Unlike Harley...they won't be happy jumping on your lap or sleeping in your bed. ;))


Lisa Never work with kids or animals...

LOL Timon......

My dogs sleep in bed with me every night. I usually have to move at least onne of them to sdleep where I want!! :>)) And if I get up and go to the bathroom or to get a soda (usually watch a movie before bed) invariably I have to move my male beagle as he has occupied my spot while I was gone!! :>)) And of course if he has to go out in the afternoon he'll put his two front paws on my chest and starts barking!! I wouldn't have it any other way!! :>))))



TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

i have a problem with fish ... they die too easily ...


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

I prefer my discus fish, they don't bark, they don't cry,
they don't shit on the floor and they don't wake me
up at night ;-)

Timon

"Can anyone tell me how long after a domain has been put on hold
it will be deleted? "

Sometimes it takes 60 days, sometimes it takes longer. If the domain was originaly registered with netsol, it could take a lot longer... I have a few domains i've been watching since December...

Headless Take it to the max! MaxCash!

As it's relevant here..

"What is it about those squirming little infants that you humans find so appealing?"

Q


http://www.startrek.com/library/tng_episodes/episodes_tng_detail_68570.asp



TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

lisa, you definately made the wrong choice ;)))


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

"dogs are STILL better than kids"

Hrmm...I gave my dog away but I still have the kids. Mebbe I made the wrong choice? ;))


Lisa Never work with kids or animals...
Thu, 07 Mar 2002 09:03:40 - IP: 144.136.138.173 - Post # 63511
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Damn skippy you did there lass!! ;>))

Hehehe.. actually some people are kids people, some are pets people and some are both... i'm a pet person!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

All right.. this is too damn freaky. First we have like the wimpiest winter I can EVER remember and now that we FINALLY got some snow that has stuck for a bit and plenty of it and now it's THUNDERING and LIGHTNING here while it's sleeting! TOO FUCKING BIZARRE!!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

"dogs are STILL better than kids"

Hrmm...I gave my dog away but I still have the kids. Mebbe I made the wrong choice? ;))


Lisa Never work with kids or animals...

Woo Hoo! A Q episode on TNN right now for us Star Trel lovers!! Q RULES!! Dravyk tune in!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- isn't about time you started Making Bank?

If anyone has 20 or so unused pay site tour designs that he
can sell to me get in touch please: orion at orionent dot com

Timon

Toolz.....7k for a mid 70's Cordoba with velour interior????? And you call yourself a pimp??????

4k for the Cordoba.
3k in crack to keep the bitches strung out.

Back to pimpin school for you boy.

VL....feelings mutual..thanks!
JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Can anyone tell me how long after a domain has been put on hold
it will be deleted?

Timon

the hirise chickenheads have officially replaced billy as third base coach with a Flashing yellow street light:)
grimm (Blow Me) directnic...big things coming sooooooon

oh its on.
grimm (Blow Me) directnic...big things coming sooooooon

Yeah, lowridin

All my homies roll lowriders Hey
A lowrider is a little flier Hey

Aiyo ALT, man
What you doin on the boulevard, loco?

Cruisin, the bass escapes from the window
I'm rollin real slow and low, it's Sunday, I gotta go
Yo, you can hear the bass of the rap jams' old breaks
A fly-ass Impalla thump, paint got the gold flakes
Kickin back, and yo, I'm soarin like an eagle
Frost in a jeep, and Ralph M's in a Regal
We're lookin at the fine ladies bumpin the fresh tapes
Seein the sparks from my car when the frame scrapes
Girls from blocks and blocks, they come in flocks and flocks
Ready to box, cause my '64 rocks
We call it a caravan, and yes y'all, we're rollin hard
A single file line - on the boulevard

Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see

Dravyk

Billy!!!!! :))))
Jimmyslits Getting back on da horse! You ready to ride!

Horses.. New Orleans..

Hummm the making of a long weekend !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Diamond Jim is the Asshole of the Month for March !

Toolz you bastid!!!!!!!!!!

You didn't steal my fuzzy dice did ya? :))
Jimmyslits Getting back on da horse! You ready to ride!

Yes Serge, you did. And the next time you are in California you get to ride what the 7k bought!
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JMM,

Is it a mid-70's Cordoba? Jimmyslits and I are pimpin hard in ours, I've upgraded and gone with the velour interior.


Toolz ARS