Yes Serge, you did. And the next time you are in California you get to ride what the 7k bought!
******************************

JMM,

Is it a mid-70's Cordoba? Jimmyslits and I are pimpin hard in ours, I've upgraded and gone with the velour interior.


Toolz ARS

Wouldn't trade my two beagles for any kids!!


TheEnforcer Making Bank-

dogs are STILL better than kids
;-)))
---

HERE HERE!!!
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

>>> "Oprano, love it or leave it"

I like this one. :-)

Or, how about on the front of the TShirt "Oprano: Welcome to the Kitchen!"

And on the back: "If you can't stand the heat ..."

Dravyk

I don't think Serge's english is any better,
************************

you got that right!
;-))
Serge

oh boy, what a small world!

I got my education in copyrights back in June of 1996 when one guy found his image on Deb of the Web site and she asked me to speak on her behalf.

What I learned in 3 short e-mails,
with me starting VERY cocky,
was enough for me to NEVER dispute anybody's claims again.

My English is not better now,
I just was nervous,
as I knew I was caught with the hand in the cookie jar.

ahhh...sweet memories
;-))
Serge

I don't think Serge's english is any better, I think we just understand sergespeak better now. ;)


Ulfie

I was on the opposite side with Jeff once.. I thought he was a real shit head... but he was man enough to pick up a phone and call, changed my view of him... grew to admire him for that move..

Good Job J!

;-)

VegasLee Canada in May... should be great!

Yep, we did! You took them down immediately and that was the end of that. You were very cool when we spoke. Your english is much better now. Back then, I only understood every other word, but it was enough for us to resolve the issue.



JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

damn,
I had a feeling I knew you from the past!

did we also speak in 1997 on the phone because you found your images inside my pay site?
;-))
Serge

Yes Serge, you did. And the next time you are in California you get to ride what the 7k bought!
JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Cool...we can just tie him to a post or something....
MrCash
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and get arrested for cruelty toward animals???

never!!!
;-))
Serge

""Hey Guys...I need to get some GOOD extreme fetish traffic...any ideas????? ""

Why yes,now you mention it ;))
Nick Mandrake should check us out

'Evil Inside'..... hahahaha

good one mutt!!

You are very creative with the graphics and such.... wish I had some creativity but the right side of my brain won't stand for it.

Monk

mutt,
That is awesome!!!Thks a lot :))
Nick

dogs are STILL better than kids
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Cool...we can just tie him to a post or something....
MrCash

Opraneaux.com next? Yeah Monk, Cajuns are Canucks. Acadian...... a cay jun. Well that's today's history lesson.

Nick

check this out
http://www.opranoplus.com/spamw.html


mutt

naaa,
come on ALL,
dogs are STILL better than kids
;-)))

I know, I have both, right Jam??
;_))


Serge

hmmm...how about you stay with puppy and send Tina over
;-)))
Serge

ok,
but we'll have to take them along when we leave the house

40 pounds...yeap, I hope he won't scare my poor 80lb puppy
;-)))
Serge

Either that or I could just leave Tina home...but i always have more fun when she is with me.
MrCash

Jim, how big is a fixed dog?

and...you think Zhora gonna like the way he tastes?
;-))
Serge

He is a young one...only about 40 pounds...
MrCash

Serge! how does Zhora get along with other dogs?
MrCash
*********************

the smaller they are, the better he gets along...
kinda like 12 Clicks
;-))
Serge

Zhora got along with my dog. =o)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Cool! I did not realize my girl had the dog fixed today...and she does not want to leave him...So I have to take him to Serges!
MrCash

Hey Guys...I need to get some GOOD extreme fetish traffic...any ideas?????

Mandrake
Mandrake Get Your Content Here!!

MrCash,

Zhora got along with my dog. =o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Serge! how does Zhora get along with other dogs?
MrCash

I once tried an opposing view from JMM in 97.Once ;))
***************************

I have the feeling I saw those faxes around the same time also
;-))

JMM,
did I ever send you about $7000 on ScottPB's behalf about 4 years ago?

;-))
Serge

"they turned Opranaut into Cajun French!"

no surprise... they turned Acadians into Cajuns and they have been doing it ever since!!

Monk

"Proud to be an Opranoite"


Opranoite?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH ...... they turned Opranaut into Cajun French! Tabernac!


mutt

Serge,
I once tried an opposing view from JMM in 97.Once ;))
Nick

Yes, even I get fucked over my chicks.
I come down to see Kara. Talked to her yesterday, its all good, excited to see me. I call her twice today, no calls back.
Going to hit Tootsies and Scarletts in N. Miami tonight, wish me luck.

MikeW, tomorrow and sat night, we'll hit it hard bro.


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

JMM,
and I don't say it often, but...
your analytical skills and determination scare the living shit out of me,
please remind me DAILY never to be on the opposite sides of the barricades with you!
Serge

Both would look very good on t-shirts at the next internext show.
**********************************

with the tempertures neat 100in August in Florida,
we made the deal woth local tattoo parlor to just make TATTOOS,
cuz nobody gonna wear T-Shirts anyway
;-))

Ladies - First!
;-))

Serge

""la-la land""
Sounds a nice place.Is it like Jamaica?

MikeAI,
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Nick

HAHAHA, thanks Serge!

Another reason I am proud to be an Opranoite.

"Proud to be an Opranoite"
"Oprano, love it or leave it"

Both would look very good on t-shirts at the next internext show.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

This is classic. Perfect vidication for you JMM.

Wonder if Rick and others are going to apologize?

Probably not.
*****************************

vindication????

NO Opranot EVER questioned JMM's findings in the first place!
and as far ar aplogies from Rick are concerned....
he is still in shok and pissed after reading the post from JMM on his board,
the "biggest shok" in 7 years...
when one got used to living in la-la land,
the TRUTH can be very shocking!
Serge

damn,
it's soooo long I had to click on sponsor buttons to keep myself amused,
Oprano readers know it all already
;-)))
Serge

http://www.ynotmasters.com/news/ynews/issues/030702/page3.html

This is classic. Perfect vidication for you JMM.

Wonder if Rick and others are going to apologize?

Probably not.


Mike AI

JMM -

You will like this one:

http://www.ynotmasters.com/news/ynews/issues/030702/page3.html


sharky ICRA Director on MaxcashLive Tonight!

Jan was a fake? Wow that is really a devious cockholster whoever did that one!

man just watching the TV news, that story i posted is definitely real.
Never heard anything that twisted. For two days this dingy bitch is in her house and she knows there is a man stuck in the windshield of her car in the garage slowly bleeding to death.

To me it's first degree murder. Even though she didn't mean to hit him in the first place, she woke up knowing she could help him and that her inaction would eventually kill him, totally premeditated.

Todd can u shoot me a button for Webinc and Naughty Glass for the hoops contest pages?
mutt
Thu, 07 Mar 2002 03:32:49 - IP: 24.112.37.86 - Post # 63451
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That is about the most fucked up thing I have ever seen. Saw a report about it.


TheEnforcer Making Bank- when you really want to make your bank account grow!

fuck...... puter crashed as i was just finishing up a banner for Nick in the basketball contest. Half hour ..... *poof*


mutt

Let's put up a poll whom we think might be playing the part of MikeAI's jilted bitch with the rugrat he stiffs on child support.

Oplus News
************

House Approves New Kids Internet Domain

it's a subdomain of the new .US domain ..... how lame.
disney.kids.us .....should just be disney.kids

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the humanity.


mutt

Sweet T is still laughing about that post!

If I had a kid I would not be paying child support because I would be primary parent. I am ALL about family...

It just seems like a group of people are baiting me. The more I ignore, the more outlandish the posts, and back stage manipulating get.

Oh well, this weekend is going to be a hoot - and of course some business too.

T also showed me his data center - it is FIRST CLASS - very nice. But I know you all know that already!
Mike AI

hahahahha,
isn't it what Nicj=kTamer done with US government NASA site???
;-0)
Serge

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE GRAVEYARD

PLOT NO.54

Here lies
the great
and more than
a little embarassed
Khan the Immortal

JustBlob

Free Hosting and get paid ;-))

A computer specialist was charged Thursday with operating a sex show Web site on a high-speed line which he got the U.S. army to pay for by telling them it was used for communicating with forces in Bosnia.

Gilbert Benjamin, 49, was arrested at his Neptune, New Jersey, home by special agents of the Army Criminal Investigation Division and the Defense Criminal Investigative Service.

A 68-count indictment charges him with mail and wire fraud and submitting false claims with the intention of defrauding the government, said assistant U.S. Attorney Michael Guadagno.

The indictment alleges Benjamin charged the Army more than $100,000 for the cost of running the T-1 Internet line between 1997 and 1998, telling officials at the Fort Monmouth, New Jersey, Army base it was needed to back up the base's communications with U.S. military forces in Bosnia.


http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml%3Bjsessionid=FF22K2WDAH0JCCRBAE0CFEYKEEATGIWD?type=internetnews&StoryID=676202


Navy ThatAWay ---->

JustBlob

I'm bored, it's raining out, there is nothing on TV, I've built so much that my host had to put in another DS3 line...

Mike AI
You killed Kennedy, you are a very naughty man.

Off to watch a movie...
Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian) What is your favorite food?

Jan was a fake? Wow that is really a devious cockholster whoever did that one!

man just watching the TV news, that story i posted is definitely real.
Never heard anything that twisted. For two days this dingy bitch is in her house and she knows there is a man stuck in the windshield of her car in the garage slowly bleeding to death.

To me it's first degree murder. Even though she didn't mean to hit him in the first place, she woke up knowing she could help him and that her inaction would eventually kill him, totally premeditated.

Todd can u shoot me a button for Webinc and Naughty Glass for the hoops contest pages?
mutt

Great post JMM. funny!


sharky ICRA Director on MaxcashLive Tonight!

Serge you know my opinion, we should never take down posts unless they are obvious spam.
****************************

naaahhhh...spam is fun,
SpamBot loves them!

IMPERSONATORS are the only ones I'd remove.

BTW, did you notice that we haven't had SPAM in about 3 weeks now?

I bet word got around
;-))

Poor Spam bot, it's soooo lonely!
;-)))
Serge

Or maybe burning down someone mobile home...
***************************

....with your babies in it!!!!!
;-))))
Serge

Serge you know my opinion, we should never take down posts unless they are obvious spam.

No censorship, even when it is a slam against me.

It is just sad what some people will do...

Guess I will be accused of killing Lincoln and Kennedy next. Or maybe burning down someone mobile home...
Mike AI

Well I see why. For the record, I have NO children ( that I am aware of :-) ) however, I do want 4-6 of them. And yes Katie does know how many I want.

=================================

Well it is a damn good thing that Katie carries around that baby buffet on her chest! Oh to see the looks in the young ones eyes when they first realize that those are for them! Of course Mike, you do know that when those are for them, they are no longer for you!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

MikeAI,
I glad we saved it,
I know you wouldn't wanna miss that one
Serge

Just go to the hotel. Catching up on e-mail, and I had tons - a lot of people all worked up.

Well I see why. For the record, I have NO children ( that I am aware of :-) ) however, I do want 4-6 of them. And yes Katie does know how many I want.

Sad to see someone has an agenda here... I think its getting more and more clear.


Mike AI

Dravyk,
""the first adult tradeshow booth to pay for itself""
lol

no bets here :)
Nick

RichC... im glad we all got it worked out. donny got you sorted out. hes the man!


anyone having problems with other registrars, my ear is always open


fuck diamind jim:)
grimm (Blow Me) directnic...big things coming sooooooon

Hmmm. Based on the OpranoPlus poll, next convention I'm going to get a booth, put in a WhackAMole game, subsitute Nick's head and charge a buck a game. :-)

Anyone want to bet against it being the first adult tradeshow booth to pay for itself, if not make a profit? :-)))

Dravyk Diamond Jim looks good in safron

absolutely! I'm sure I can figure out a way to convert it into gold.... ;-)))

Done for the day! See ya'll later...


bpj

"If he is neat also.... you may have to break the bad news to him that he IS gay."

This explains the penchant for designer fabrics...

Diamond Jim Shhhhh...don't tell my wife....

Care to take on the "exit" traffic Serge???
***********************

sure!

do you accept mongolina tugriks as a form of payment?
Serge

Care to take on the "exit" traffic Serge???
I'd be glad to put up a pop-up console and send them your way! ahahhahah! ;-)))

bpj

I believe you do.... Ain't been there pal! ;-)
***************************

yeah, yeah, yeah,
and I believe everybody and everything i read on the boards....

do YOU believe everythign you read?

;-)))
Serge

hmmm..do I read more in this "preffer" that it really in there?
********************************

I believe you do.... Ain't been there pal! ;-)
PREFER to me means that when the line starts forming to blow me... any guys caught trying to get in a quick lick will be dismissed! ;-))) hehe



bpj

Serge
I think you would understand this more then just about anybody on this board, it's ok to be bi Serge.
*************************************

exactly!!!!

and now I understand why BPJ was trying to convince me in Vegas in his room to exactly the same point!
Serge

PREFER means I tried both and I like girls more, IOW, it doesn't exclude guys completely.

am I right in my assesment of this English word?
**********
Serge
I think you would understand this more then just about anybody on this board, it's ok to be bi Serge.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Another in the why you can think I am going to hades, he he he

http://www.jesusdressup.com


Vick I like Christians. But then, I was a lion in a past life

Not you Meni.... i prefer girls! :)


bpj
******************

hmmm..do I read more in this "preffer" that it really in there?

for me,
PREFER means I tried both and I like girls more, IOW, it doesn't exclude guys completely.

am I right in my assesment of this English word?
Serge

You just wanna get me somewhere to whack me.Don't you?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Nick...we don't use words like whack anymore...we just kinda say "hey did you do that thing?"
MrCash

bpj wrote "Can somebody please shoot me"
********************************
guess I asked for that one!

ok, let me rephrase.... Can somebody please BLOW me??? doh! ;-O
Not you Meni.... i prefer girls! :)


bpj BETTER than it ever was!

Mutt,

I am just sick over that story. Could you just imagine? What is this world coming to? And the fact that she was a nurse's aide. I'd hate to be in that hospital.

Keep Groovin'
Don
Ounique 100 Photosets for $990!!! Huge Content Sale!!!

Naples????
did you say NAPLES?????

I wrote in my will that I categorically refuse being anywhere NEAR Naples, even after my death!
Serge

bpj wrote "Can somebody please shoot me"

Perfect.:)
Leave me alone,and whack him.He even said please ;))

redlion,
You are fucked today!!! ;))
Nick

Morroco?Better still,get buggered to death ;))

hmmm,mind you,now its sounding more interesting. ;)

btw I was just checking out if the "Leonardo da Vinci" still sailed. (as I ain't flying and going to Italy sounded a good idea)nope burnt in 1980.Great ship.Went back and forth NY - Naples many times as a kid on it the Rafello and Michalangelo..ah well I digress

Picasso's blue period,and why it changed to Rose?

errr....freehosts.A good thing?

Do .tv. domains do well?

Can we all stop discussing "whacking"? Its like being at home.....


Nick sorry for bringing you into this forest................

Can somebody please shoot me Diamond Jim's email addy! Thanks bpj at achdebit.com

bpj BETTER than it ever was!

You just wanna get me somewhere to whack me.Don't you?
*****************************

ok, ok,
let's skip Italy and go to Marocco instead!
;-)))
Serge

An open notice to all those wishing to whack Nickatilynx:

Get in line. I've found it incredibly difficult to get anyone to take the contract in this town.


;-P
Red Yum, this spam is fresh!

1.)errr me,I guess
2.)Serge
3.)Forest
4.)Hooper
5.)KK
6.)Dravyk
7.)Dravyk's ma
8.)Tjay
9.)r-n

Nick
I am Honored to have made your list

Thanx brother for thinking of me
;)


Forest

You just wanna get me somewhere to whack me.Don't you?

;))
Nick

Which may be sooner than I thought.....
Nick
***********************

great!!!

now when you came to this realization,
wanna take a trip to Italy wiht Mr.Cash and me and our better halfs???
;-))
Serge

A casual stroll through a mental asylum shows that faith proves nothing.

Friedrich Nietzche


TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

Anthony
call me

I dont have your cell# here..and your voicemail you left me with it is "f-d" ;-)
Moose surfers love this shit

Serge,
My lips are sealed!!! ;))

I'll take it to the grave.Which may be sooner than I thought.....
Nick

speaking of grim..

GRIM where are you?

get a hold of me, jim at oculus dot net

Thanks!

JMM stop causing problems ya punk :)
Jimmyslits Getting back on da horse! You ready to ride!

Nick,
let me guess...
you DID have your 5th scotch today, did ya???

you forgot something!
;-)))
Serge

Any Open Directory editors around here know if AOL is still planning to bring back DMOZ to its search listings?Any Open Directory editors around here know if AOL is still planning to bring back DMOZ to its search listings?
Gigi? Peaches?
**********************
Damn sure wish I knew :(


JMM - I have an ex-husband I'd love to have live through a taste of your medicine :) You're GOOOOD!

And ditto-ing Grimm's accolades - he and Directnic are GREAT! :))

And I thought Katie was Michael's child?! ;)

OK - I think I'm caught up on the last couple of hours posting, lol!

Peaches

Serge,
Can I get the IPs of the voters?
I want a preemptive strike ;))

mutt,
How about a poll "who would you rather whack"

1.)errr me,I guess
2.)Serge
3.)Forest
4.)Hooper
5.)KK
6.)Dravyk
7.)Dravyk's ma
8.)Tjay
9.)r-n


Nick

sorry, long post but i had to share this news story. Unbelievable. Sounds like an urban legend but it's true.
************************************

Report: Hit-and-run victim lived at least two days trapped in
windshield of car that struck him . AP

FORT WORTH, Mar. 7 - A victim of a hit-and-run lived at least two
days trapped in the windshield of the car that struck him, according
to a published report.

Police told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram in Thursday's editions that
the driver ignored Gregory Glenn Biggs' pleas for help and the victim
later died.
"I'm going to have to come up with a new word. Indifferent isn't
enough. Cruel isn't enough to say," Richard Alpert, a Tarrant County
assistant district attorney, told the newspaper. "Heartless? Inhumane?
Maybe we've just redefined inhumanity here."

Police on Wednesday arrested Chante Mallard, a 25-year-old nurse's
aide, on a murder warrant in Biggs' October death.

When Biggs' body was found abandoned in Fort Worth's Cobb Park,
evidence pointed to a hit-and-run. The newspaper said investigators
based their case on her confession about four months later of the
collision as she drove near the junction of East Loop 820 and U.S.
287.

"If he had gotten medical attention, he probably would have survived,"
said traffic investigation Sgt. John Fahrenthold.

Mallard's told police she had been drinking and using ecstasy that
October night and was driving home when she struck a man. The impact
hurled him headfirst through the windshield, his broken legs
protruding onto the hood.

With the man still lodged in the windshield, the woman panicked and
drove a few miles to her southeast Fort Worth home, parking her 1997
Chevrolet Cavalier in the garage and lowering the door as Biggs began
to plead for help, according to a police statement.

But investigators told the newspaper that Biggs received no aid for
the next two or three days as he remained lodged in the windshield,
bleeding and slowly going into shock. Mallard told police she
periodically went into the garage, apologizing to him but ignoring his
cries for help.

After the 37-year-old Biggs died, police quoted the woman as saying,
several of the woman's acquaintances helped remove his body, putting
it into the trunk of another car and driving to Cobb Park, where it
was dumped. The body was found on Oct. 27.

The Tarrant County Medical Examiner's Office told police that Biggs
suffered no internal injuries and apparently died from loss of blood
and shock. Medical examiner's records listed Biggs' address as a
homeless shelter in Fort Worth. His mother, Meredith Biggs, said she
and her daughter, Janeen, had recently begun looking for him.

Police last month were tipped that the suspect may have been in a
hit-and-run collision, said Fahrenthold. Mallard had told a friend
details when she was questioned why she was no longer driving her car.

A search warrant of Mallard's house produced the damaged car with
blood, hair and other evidence. Her attorney, Mike Heiskell, said the
accusation against her was unwarranted.

"I think this is overreaching on the part of the prosecution and the
police and, in the end, I believe the law will shake out that this was
simply a case of failure to stop and render aid," he said.




mutt

so far, I collected 3 to follow Lensman on his last journey..
I volunteered Hooper, one guy volutnteered and me.

You think you can get more on Oprano?
Serge

I just want to be loved!!!!

;))
Nick
***********************

oh puuhleezeee!

how many people do you need at your funeral?
Serge

>> I just want to be loved!!!!

become a fucking hippy :o)



spanno xxx database free content

I just want to be loved!!!!

;))
Nick Help me leave my wife and kids well provided for

Mutt,
I think you are giving people too many choices...

why don't you limit them to 2??

1) Spam is OK

2) I wanna whack Nick

I think the number of "whackers" would ahve been much higher than
;-)))
Serge

Great!!! My mum just voted!She wants me whacked too. ;))
----------------------------
maybe she just does not know a better way to clean out her inbox :-))
JR

JR,
They wouldn't dare ;)))
I have many friends (ok one friend)who would avenge my death. ;))

Great!!! My mum just voted!She wants me whacked too. ;))

I'm making a list too,then. ;)
Nick

whatta you gonna do about it????
--------------------------------
... i dunno. child support humor was tougher than i thought :-(
JR

Anybody who I would want to "whack" I'd be happy to have everybody and their brother and mother know about it! IE- people like Saddam, etc.


TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

you mean for the last two weeks you've been callin my daddy a prick?
JR
**********************

so?

whatta you gonna do about it????
Serge