so? go get them, tiger
;-))

whoops, I meant Sharky!
;-))
Serge

naaahhh...send it to Lensman,
he now owns 80% of Oprano....
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you mean for the last two weeks you've been callin my daddy a prick?
JR

Serge -

The ICRA has a "content ratings system" similar to that on TV.. with TV-MA, TV-13, etc. It enables us, as webmasters, to rate our sites to prevent those who don't want their children accessing adult material on the net.


sharky ICRA Director on MaxcashLive Tonight!

and it is 31 years child support... not 3 payments... excuse the typo. I will send wire info for Opranos conveinence.

JR
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naaahhh...send it to Lensman,
he now owns 80% of Oprano....
Serge

OK,its up to 5 people that want to whack me.
---------------------------------
maybe sidekick guru wants to run the show?

time to start looking around your office Nick and begin asking yourself the really serious questions at work like:

"can i really trust this guy..." and
"why are they looking at me like that"
and
"why did he say it like that"...
"what was that smile for"
and
"were they talking about me behind my back before i walked in the room"?
"why did he just offer me coffee for no reason"

and so on.
JR

I've got a few of their reps on MaxCashLive tonight. I would love to have more of the industry come out to ask them questions.

That includes you Serge!
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Sharky,
you know darn well that my knowledge of content is only overshadowed by my knowledge of C++

;-))

I suggest you get AaronM instead.
Serge

Oh. BTW. Here are the reps names:

Mary Lou Kenny, Director North America, ICRA [Internet Content Rating Association]
Bob Corn Revere, First Amendment Attorney, Hogan and Hartson, Washington, DC
sharky ICRA Director on MaxcashLive Tonight!

I'm not sure Serge. I was going to pull it but I couldn't decide what Mike would want so i just let it stay there.


mutt
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hey, why would we pull it?
having children is not a crime...
even if they are 31 years old and call tehmselves JR!
Serge

What do you guys think of the ICRA(Internet content rating association) ??

I've got a few of their reps on MaxCashLive tonight. I would love to have more of the industry come out to ask them questions.

That includes you Serge!

:-)


sharky ICRA Director on MaxcashLive Tonight!

sometime i'll put up a poll asking

'If you knew you would never ever be caught, is there somebody whom you would have killed?'


mutt

OK,its up to 5 people that want to whack me.

I wish my own staff would stop voting.

;))
Nick

I am not the closest Mike's friend, but I'm sure I'd heard about children if he really had any...
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Serge, this is not the way i wanted it to be known. i am sorry for the way this happened and that my over zealous representative attempted to make contact first.

I am Mikes son and the long lost Oprano step child.

all i am asking is that you give me a chance and accept me as your own.

and it is 31 years child support... not 3 payments... excuse the typo. I will send wire info for Opranos conveinence.

JR

I'm not sure Serge. I was going to pull it but I couldn't decide what Mike would want so i just let it stay there.


mutt

""3 people have hired somebody to whack Nick@Ilynx!""

1.) people may and do have other reasons to whack me,rather than spam
2.) Hence why I stay in Vancouver

:)))
Nick

Damn mutt... hamster food isn't that expensive!! Tell Mike and Serge to spluge a little and buy some more!! :>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

Mutt,
you think she is for real???

I am not the closest Mike's friend, but I'm sure I'd heard about children if he really had any...
Serge

well........ um.........so as i was saying......... ahem......testing testing..... ok let's get the hamster some food.

Jan really knows how to slow a board down.

Oplus Poll Update
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3 people have hired somebody to whack Nick@Ilynx!

Seems most webmaster personally don't much care one way or the other about spam in their mailbox. But as Monk said, what the kids and grandmas out there.
mutt

Mike Gardner,

As you well know, you are three months behind on your child support payments for your daughter Lynn.
Since you refuse to take my calls, I had no choice but to take this private matter into a public forum.
Maybe next time I call, you will think twice before hanging up on me.

Thanks Matt, for letting me know where Mike "hangs out".
Jan

Ok Nick good idea.

How Do Ya Really Feel About SPAM?

http://www.opranoplus.com

VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN!

Todd do u have a couple buttons for Webinc and naughty glass i can use for the hoops contest?

Content guys/girls, get some exposure here at Oprano by donating some prizes for our March Madness contest. E mail me please.

mutt 2 Days Away From The Madness! National-Net 's March Madness Mania ! Win Money and Stuff!

Todd Tedd's made me OUT OF THIS WORLD!


What a great place!
KB

Good afternoon Oprano!


TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup ion 100+ sites!

Just wanna pop in and give props to Grimm.
He was a tremendous help in taking care of some domain issues I had.

Thanks man


RichC a pretty phat system

Kb,

wish I had of seen you guys at teds tea shack:)))

that place was outta this world!!!
sextoyking we have glass dong and $$ for you..

"Big boys in Jamaica? I did not see many from the photos I saw."

Brad you obviously haven't seen the pics of D$, Zebra,Dokk, Tanker,B Muir, and my bellies then!

You could have joined us Brad we all looked like white whales on the beach......"Big Belly Man" is an anthem in Jamaica.....You would have fit in quite nicely, now if we could have gotten Billy and Mike AI's bellies out there.....they never seen cajun white bellies before in Negril :-))
KB

"Except the part about Diamond Jim. Not only is he thin, but the ladies think he is incredibly good looking."

If he is neat also.... you may have to break the bad news to him that he IS gay.


Monk

Jmm,

you were right!! chef jeff wrote a good article in my opinion.

sextoyking Promote over 3000 adult products!

Lee Noga is gay?

I have seen him with lots of girls.

I'm shocked.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

JMM,
Re:DJ
So do the gays ;))
Nick

OK, my bad...add Slavik to the list of non-gay thin webmasters. Wait, there are a few more that come to mind too....I better just retract.

I retract.

Except the part about Diamond Jim. Not only is he thin, but the ladies think he is incredibly good looking.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

I refute your theory,JMM.

Leenoga!!!

hang on,she isn't a webmaster.
Nick

JMM... you calling Slavik gay! ??? ;-)

bpj

Any Open Directory editors around here know if AOL is still planning to bring back DMOZ to its search listings?

Gigi? Peaches?


Cheetah

The only thin webmasters I have ever seen are the gay webmasters.

Oh, and Diamond Jim.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

bpj,
Serge and I must have done over 2mils before we even met.

Thats what oprano does :)

Unless of course you want to advertise here.... ;))
Nick

Brad,
Very few were thin ;))

Nick

Likewise!
Nothing I like more than doing business on a WORD! Not even a handshake necessary! ;-)))

bpj

Shit.

When I said "God, I hate when I do that" I really meant to say "R-n, I hate when I do that."

Please excuse my blasphemous indescretion.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Big boys in Jamaica? I did not see many from the photos I saw.
Brad Shaw Browser Washer paying $60 per coming this week

bpj,
Nice talking with ya.

Serge,
Good people :)
Nick

Nick,
What about the songs of Broadway and Avant Garde Ballet?

Of course I often find myself asking myself
"What would Sid Vicious do if he were here now?"

The answer is usually another bag of junk and puke

Vick Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

Nick,
I take my words back!
;-))
Serge

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

The link to the story is:

http://www.ynotmasters.com/news/ynews/issues/030702/page3.html

God, I hate when I do that!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

On a promise to a friend, I have been biting my tounge for a week.

The story is now out so I do not have to bite it any longer.

Final piece to the tjay story:

tjays story that the 14 year old girl answered an ad for modeling and was hired by his bosses was, of course, a lie.

Tjay, the 30 year old now serving time in jail, picked the 14 year old girl up off the street where she was working as a prostitute. He paid her for sex, dated her for a while, and introduced her to his bosses. He told them that she didn't have ID but proceeded to do the webcam shows anyway.

Watch for tjays new site coming in about 6 months (or a year if he cant find suitable employment after 6 months) http://www.guysthatfuckedmyassinjail.com

Read the whole story here:

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?start=61459


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

bpj
Ant is icqing you.

Vick,
I fucking hate depeche mode.
Nick

mutt,
How about people thoughts on spam ie

a)just delete it
b)bit annoying
c)pisses me off
d)makes me want to become active in spews

;))
Nick icq anthony on 21239908...get your urls before close today

A brand new installment of the Pulitzer nominated 'Ask Colin'!
http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin

Oplus News
************

Porn To Be Mild
(interesting take on the Al Goldsten Free Speech case)

Invasion of The Porn Nappers
Mainstream media look at the expired domain game

Yet Another High Schooler Arrested For Producing His Own Porno

Swedish Domain Register Says "Fuck. No!"

Going Out In Public Now A Risk To Your Privavy

Net Law Expert Slam Domain Disputes Process

Sponsored Links A Necessary Evil For Search Engines

http://www.opranoplus.com

i need a new poll topic. Anybody got one for me?


mutt Jew this Jew that blah blah blah.......you want Jews? Got em all right here!

and I can personally vouch for him as one of the best dudes in the biz from way back! ;-)
**************************

...and I say-
money Upfront,
or BPJ would put his name without preambules
;-)))
Serge

hit me up on icq, if you like.... 77941052
bpj

"You shall not worship the LORD your God with such things"

Wow, Cool, cue Depeche Mode
"Your Own Personal Jesus"


Vick Jesus died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him

hey Nick/Ant,
Do you still mail to other people's proggy's??? I have someone that wants your traffic... and I can personally vouch for him as one of the best dudes in the biz from way back! ;-) If so, can I have him call you directly? lmk


bpj

"3And you shall destroy their altars, break their sacred pillars, and burn their wooden images with fire; you shall cut down the carved images of their gods and destroy their names from that place. 4You shall not worship the LORD your God with such things."

In other words, do it to everybody elses g-d, but not to G-d, G-d...

Ok, I'm done...Enough theology for the day...It's bad enough that the guy I asked is now harassing me about orthodox judaism and I'm not a good jew if I am conservative...oi, why did I ask a guy on AOL?
Drestin

I'm going to have to find a bible online to look that up....:)

Drestin
**************************

Seek and ye shall find!

http://www.spiritweb.org/Bible/

;-)))
Serge

Monk,
No graphics is good biz practice for any spammer,for numerous reasons.But children are the most relevent as far as I'm concerned.And as for hardcore...

We should all sell the sizzle (no pun intended Stripclubguru;) rather than the steak.Let them pay first,then feed them the steak.
Nick Cancelled elsewhere...come home to spamwealth

Monk,
No graphics is good biz practice for any spammer,for numerous reasons.But children are the most relevent as far as I'm concerned.And as for hardcore...

We should all sell the sizzle (no pun intended Stripclubguru;) rather than the steak.Let them pay first,then feed them the steak.
Nick Cancelled elsewhere...come home to spamwealth

So just to set the record straight, spelling G-d is not forbidden by Jews. It is mostly a superstition carried on by non secular people who fear using the Lord's name in vain, most prefer to go the extra step when actually spelling the word GOD....That is what my step sister who is a Cantor in a Conservative temple told me.....
*****************************************************

To set the record a bit straighter, it is forbidden for a jew (or anybody for that matter) to write His name in a place where it will be erased. I'm not that knowledgable myself, but I asked a rabbi who gave me this reference....DEUTERONOMY, CHAPTER 12, VERSE 4.

I'm going to have to find a bible online to look that up....:)

Drestin

Nick,

Good to hear.... but you are in the minority.

Monk

Nick,

Good to hear.... but you are in the minority.

Monk

We can't all have great personalities after all :-))
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I don't know what's THEIR problem,
mine personality is very good
;-))
Serge

Zebra, LOL

I didn't hear you say more than two words all week. I think it was "yeah mon"..then you were gone....or so it seemed that way.

Did we hang? :-))
I can't remember......
KBumble

Monk,
I agree.We don't send graphics.

:))
Nick Spammers of the world Unite!

I met a Jamaican lobster I should have avoided..
Zebra

"I think people that whine about SPAM are losers. ;)"

...especially those damn whiny kids who get hardcore pics served up in their email...DAMN WHINERS!!!

Monk

"I love Jamaica,
it's webmasters in large portions I don't like "

No Serge you got that all wrong, there weren't large portions of webmasters, just ones' that when you saw them coming, you might have chosen a slightly different path.....We can't all have great personalities after all :-))

Right Serge? hahahaha


KBamabclot Where the big boys drank, smoked,puked,and are still laughing!

So THAT'S what was floating in my tea Dokk? :-))

I am still hungover from two weeks ago!!


KBamabclot Where the big boys drank, smoked,puked,and are still laughing!

uh-uh-uh!
;-)))

I love Jamaica,
it's webmasters in large portions I don't like
;-))
Serge

""goats were everywhere! ""

Seems so,I saw the pics ;)))
Nick

***
You would have loved Jamaica, goats were everywhere!
***

easy on the 'shroom tea kb!

;-)
dokk

In the flesh Serge.........

You would have loved Jamaica, goats were everywhere!

I have never seen so many KIDS!
KBoychik

KB,
is that you????
Serge

Been a while since I have been here!

If it weren't that I was so G-d damn busy, I swear to G-d I'd come here more often.
G-d only knows the work I have been doing has been good and decent. :-))

I swear to G-d that is the only reason I haven't been here. :-))

So just to set the record straight, spelling G-d is not forbidden by Jews. It is mostly a superstition carried on by non secular people who fear using the Lord's name in vain, most prefer to go the extra step when actually spelling the word GOD....That is what my step sister who is a Cantor in a Conservative temple told me.....

I swear to G-d, that's the truth :-))

How is everyone?
KBizzle

Colin,
I love you. ;))

Nick

I just made a typo...

http://ntpond.com/

Opti

Nick,

I think people that whine about SPAM are losers. ;)
Colin Ask Colin - Philosophy Here

beastiality is bad, Unless you are a horse or donkey.
>;-))
DAMNMAN
**********************************

or make a living processing CC charges for it >:)

Opti

In a nutshell what is your philosophy,Serge?
******************************

money is good,
,

_______________________________

beastiality is bad, Unless you are a horse or donkey.
>;-))

DAMNMAN Lots of new $25.00 CDs for Lifetime Members

That being the case Serge,you reflect my beliefs entirely. ;))
Nick

I reckon the agnostics aren't suffering.
Nick

What is Sergisms attitude on spam?
Nick
************************

what's wrong with
"Not in the my back yard" attitude?
;-))
Serge

The LORD gave Catholics all the money.
Why?
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I don't know about Catolics, but Christians definatelly have a lead in internet porn industry.

as we all know,
95% of the money is flowing thru 3rd party processors and ...

anybody care to name ONE 3rd party processor run by Jews?
;-)))

seems like goims figured this one out RIGHT!
;-))
Serge

Serge,
I think you have something there.

What is Sergisms attitude on spam?
Nick To err is human,to spam,is divine

I dread to ask,but.....

In a nutshell what is your philosophy,Serge?

________________________________

"BIG HAIRY NUTS"
DAMNMAN Lots of new $25.00 CDs for Lifetime Members

In a nutshell what is your philosophy,Serge?
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money is good,
beastiality is bad,

that about sums it up
;-))
Serge

Sextoyking,

I think so to.Plus it allows my designers to have some fun :)

Nick I think,therefore I spam

I dread to ask,but.....

In a nutshell what is your philosophy,Serge?
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFYED!)

Nick,

with more and more ppl getting broadband, adult sites with lots of flash are gonna be big winners!!
sextoyking Promote over 3000 adult products!

I think anyone with a philosophy is one.
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in this case I was a "natural philosopher"
;-))

too bad they love put us on the crosses from time to time
;-))
Serge

Morning Oprano :)

Catholics have all the money?I never knew that.Mind you they do have natural rythem ;)

Sextoyking,
http://www.picsteen.com
Thks.It is converting very,very well :)
Nick Information -this program will make you loads of money :)

Hi Serge

Here is an athiestic writing by the Marquis DeSade complete.
For your enjoyment.

http://www.marquis-desade.com/priest.html

I once had an arguement wuth a guy as to whether the Marquis de Sade was a philosopher.
It seems that in schools they teach that he was not.
I think anyone with a philosophy is one.
DAMNMAN Lots of new $25.00 CDs for Lifetime Members

"you and your fucking jokes about G-D will crush the hard drive one day! "

I'll stand next to it when the lightning strikes and the plauge of locust arrive ;-)


Vick No religions sacred here, Oh shit which circle of Dante's Inferno am I headed for

YHVH
Colin 4 Free Bucks. New 4 Free sites added yesterday!

you and your fucking jokes about G-D will crush the hard drive one day!
;-)))
Serge (You only need to signup once to send hits to all of the Mr-Cash)

"Why is everyone using G-D for god? "

Not a Jew but, Jewish people are not supposed to say or write God. Am sure someone else can explain better than I
the R_n reference is a joke



Vick Walk with an erection

Yeah why is everyone using G-D instead of GOD?

I don't think that he/she exsists, but if I'm wrong "THE FUCKER CAN READ!!!"
DAMNMAN Lots of new $25.00 CDs for Lifetime Members

Why is everyone using G-D for god?
***************************

I'm not using G-D for god.. is that what other people meant? ;-)
Optional

Why is everyone using G-D for god? Trying not to get any SE search results for Porn and God together at Oprano?

Too late!
"God" already appears here on Oprano:
http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/archives_013.shtml

Colin 4 Free Bucks. New 4 Free sites added yesterday!

http://www.onyourknees.com/nunb.jpg
My take on G_d/R_n/Religion for the day


Vick all the cops in the donut shop go AaOoAaOo

Ya think G-d get's pissed?
*************************

Nah... he didn't care that a few people crashed the players ball I hear!
Optional

Serge,

I'm sure it depends on how one counts.

That Mormon 10% thing must add up too.
Colin 4 Free Bucks. New 4 Free sites added yesterday!

Damn I thought going to a place they passed a plate around was weird..
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What would you think about paying $250.00 or more for tickets to attend High Holiday services?

I'm with you though....I usually just crash the services...:) Ya think G-d get's pissed?

DAMNMAN, if they don't buy it today, I'll buy em! LMAO, I love it.
Drestin

hehe Poetic.. But Synagogue membership?? You have to pay to a membership? Damn I thought going to a place they passed a plate around was weird.. (not that I would ever consider doing that either)

___________________________

The Jews understand business, get the finanial shit taken care of up front!!!


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