Maybe I'll pay for my Synagogue membership with some of the proceeds...:)
Drestin
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hehe Poetic.. But Synagogue membership?? You have to pay to a membership? Damn I thought going to a place they passed a plate around was weird.. (not that I would ever consider doing that either)

Optional Would you ask the new owners of waft.com if they want a link trade here? ;-)

Drestin

If they don't buy the site from you today I've got some images of nuns and preists doing the wild thing you could put up there tonight.
They'd be buyin' it in the mornin', I bet!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


DAMNMAN ADULT CONTENT WAR $35.00 CHEAP CHEAP!!!

I missed it !
Serge
Thu, 07 Mar 2002 08:18:16 - IP: 172.133.57.75 - Post # 63295
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Look dooooownn
Optional You havent missed it yet... Unless you have read Ask Colin Yet! And that couldnt be so

They've agreed to the 2k, and I've accepted. We'll see now if their payment comes though...:)

Maybe I'll pay for my Synagogue membership with some of the proceeds...:)
Drestin

The LORD gave Catholics all the money.
Why?
********************************

So R-n could take it?

(Didn't the Jews have most of the chips last time they took a count anyway?)
Optional Colin, What's the over Under on the Catholic Church's break up value!

damn!
I wish Archives were labeled with Topic Names!

I missed it !
Serge

Asked Colin:
Who invented shaving?

Colins Answer:
Click shaving existed as soon as pay-per-click programs were invented in the fall of 1996 by either Amateur Hardcore or CyberErotica

:-))))
Optional Colin Knows Who Shaves!!

The LORD gave Catholics all the money.
Why?

If the LORD wants them to have that domain then earthly matters like money should not be an obstacle, charge
them up the ass for it ;-))
Colin Math genes are stonewashed!

I always wondered why
Serge
********************

Have you a theory?
Optional

I always wondered why
Money, asses, dicks, God
go hand in hand on Oprano????
;-)))
Serge

ROFLMAO... The Lord will provide your radio station a domain.. maybe he will have waft.net available? ;)

Optional

If the LORD wants them to have that domain then earthly
matters like money should not be an obstacle, charge
them up the ass for it ;-))
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Or you could just trade it to them for say a $5,000 tax donation writeoff!
MrCash

If the LORD wants them to have that domain then earthly
matters like money should not be an obstacle, charge
them up the ass for it ;-))

Timon

mike has a big cock?!
ya mean he has been lying all along?!
___________

CJ what I think Grimm meant was mikeai IS a big cock, not has one. Very subtle but important difference! :-)

Heading to Atlanta in a few... have to go finish packing...


Mike AI

Heh.

"If they pray they should pay." - Optional.


Colin Math genes are stonewashed!

I love that!!!

Jim Baker always said those words:)
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If they pray they should pay
sextoyking

Agreeing with Timon has NEVER got me in trouble!
***************************
Good for you, not eveyone has been as lucky ;-))

Timon

Morning topside :)

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Am I letting the fact that it's a religious organization cloud my judgement?
===============================

Drestin, Only if you plan to lower your price for waft.com because they are religious ;)

If they pray they should pay >:)

Optional Lensman's a prick and now its all about his dick... where I am I?

Timon,

Once again, and as always, I agree with you.
Colin Agreeing with Timon has NEVER got me in trouble!

Freudian slip Serge? ;-)

Timon

Information:
http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/archives_001.shtml
had 2 advertisers.

http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/archives_019.shtml
has 8 advertisers.

Colin Maybe it's Gossimation?

Colin...

If Serge says Lensmans dick is 6" IT IS INFORMATION.

If you and I say Lensmans dick is 6" it's GOSSIP because
we've never touched it or seen it from up close... ;-))

Timon

This is Information:

"Ask Colin" is looking to trade links. See details on site.

Gossip:
1. Rumor or talk of a personal, sensational, or intimate nature.

Information:
1. Knowledge derived from study, experience, or instruction.


Colin Maybe it's Gossimation?

Timon,
6" were given for illusration purposes only,
but if you need the exact numbers, I can find out from Mrs Lensman
;-))
Serge

I use Timon's definition.

Information then, not gossip.

Colin I have proof! Ask me!

"Lensman has 6 inch prick" is INFORMATION
****************************
It's only information if you have proof...

otherwise it's GOSSIP

Timon

here is another example:

"Lensman has 6 inch prick" is INFORMATION

"Lensman is a prick" is opinion

there are few statements which can be either or or none of the above,
like for example:
"Lensman is a good lay"
could be:
1) information
2) opinion
3) heresay
4) lie
5) supposition
6) misinformation
7) rumor
8) witness testemony

and the point is:
ANYBODY can call anything information,
but it's not enough to be so.
Serge

Colin,
"information" my ass!

2+2=4 is INFORMATION,

http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/
is NOT information,
it's OPINION
Serge

Just for the record, I don't think I WOULD publish that. "Ask Colin" is not "Luke Ford".



Colin Information. Not gossip.

Serge,

I gave the answer you gave me when I asked you. ;)

Did YOU chicken out?
*****************************

I never chicken out....'cuz when I do, I just ask KK to post it for me
;-))
Serge

38s.com

Gun Dealer or Tits Dealer?
Colin Who invented the dialer?

Serge,

I gave the answer you gave me when I asked you. ;)

Did YOU chicken out?
Colin Who invented the dialer?

I have a friend that would like to sell 38s.com. Anybody want to make him an offer? daniel at findlinglaw dot com
Drestin

Anyone watch "Ed" last night? ;)
***************************
I listened to it - does that count? :)

Peaches

Colin,
I see no history of the shave...did you chicken out to publish it?
Serge

WAFT.... any radio or TV stations with those call letters? Have you shopped the domain around?

Monk

Serge + Ed = Serged.


Colin Have you been SERGED today? History of the Shave

I did and he did a good job replacing Dirty Dollar GIF banner with flash one
;-))
Serge

Anyone watch "Ed" last night? ;)


Colin tgp2.com

Webfather,
if you take a look WHY they have chosen this name...it will take them $15 to find 100,000 just as good in the same source,
$2000 sounds like a steal!
Serge

The board is too crowded for me today,
just can't keep up....

Timon

Drestin, if you want the $2500 or MORE.....First....stick to your price. Then I suggest you send them an email and tell them that you are going to put it on ebay tomorrow with a $3,000 reserve and the whole world can bid on it. Right now.....they have their own private auction. Once it goes on ebay.....they BETTER be prepared to bid against others.

If they REALLY want it.....they will give you the $2500 not to put it up for bids on ebay and they will do it today.

Of course if you need the money....sell for $2k.
JMO



Webfather

Too funny.

OR... keep it and make a paysite
about angel fettish ;-))


Colin tgp2.com

Take the 2K and run!
Colin tgp2.com

OR... keep it and make a paysite
about angel fettish ;-))

Timon

cj,
"It would start riots and heaven forbid we piss off someone conservative"
I think of myself as a conservative; but (I think) my position on drugs is well-known. You missed it? I won't touch them; but I think they need to legalize them and tax them.
Torone

We chose the letters
because it comes from a song called "Jesus Saves" . The second verse
starts, "Waft it on the rolling tide....Jesus Saves!""
***********************************

on the second thought...
TAKE $2000 and RUN!
;-))
Serge (You only need to signup once to send hits to all of the Mr-Cash)

Excerpt from their email

"Just curious, how did you decide on the name WAFT? . We chose the letters
because it comes from a song called "Jesus Saves" . The second verse
starts, "Waft it on the rolling tide....Jesus Saves!""

oi...What are those books that christians use to look things up in the bible? I can find verses that they use to get their congregations to put money in the collection plate!
Drestin

Drestin,
I suggest you stick to the price and have quotes form Bible every time you e-mail them

the beauty of the Bible is that you can find quote there for ALL ocassions!
;-))

impress the living shit out of them
;_))

here is your gateway:
http://www.spiritweb.org/Bible/

;-)))
Serge

Drestin,
I suggest you stick to the price and have quotes form Bible every time you e-mail them

the beauty of the Bible is that you can find quote there for ALL ocassions!
;-))

impress the living shit out of them
;_))

here is your gateway:
http://www.spiritweb.org/Bible/

;-)))
Serge

Take the 2K and run!
MrCash Free Lifetime Joins! 10,000 webmasters can't be wrong!

Can I get a little advice from you guys?

I've got a domain (waft.com) that a christian radio station has been wanting to buy from me for quite some time. I started the price at 2k and they rejected the offer six months ago. They just sent another email to me this morning asking to purchase the domain again. I raised the price to $2500.00 because I'm not going to play games with these people.

Do you think that my price is still too low? Am I letting the fact that it's a religious organization cloud my judgement? Or should I take the 2k and run?

Anybody else want it for $2500.00 and you can deal with em?
Drestin

take notes, sergie boy!
MaxieDash Congratulations!

morning oprano

------
Dan did you vote yet?
-----------

yeah i did yesterday
dantheman since 1996, that says it all

Ladies What Men Really Mean !!!!


"Was it good for you?" ==> "I'm insecure about my manhood."

"I want a commitment." ==> "I'm sick of masturbation."

"I had a wonderful time last night." ==> "Who the hell are you?"

"I've been thinking a lot." ==> "You're not as attractive as when I was

drunk."

"I'll give you a call." ==> "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild

dogs than see you again."

"I'm a Romantic." ==> "I'm poor."

"I think we should just be friends." ==> "You're ugly."

"Haven't I seen you before?" ==> "Nice ass."

"I have something to tell you." ==> "Get tested."

No, I don't want to dance right now ==> Shoot! She'll know she gave me a

woody!

The break-up should not start 'til tomorrow ==> I want to have sex a few

more times.

You're the only girl I've ever cared about==> You are the only girl who

hasn't rejected me.

We've been through so much together ==> If it was not for you, I never

would have lost my virginity.

"I've learned a lot from you." ==> "Next!!!!"

"I need you" ==> My hand is tired.

"I want you back" ==> ...for tonight anyway.

"I am different from all the other guys" ==> I am not circumsized.

"I miss you so much" ==> I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look

good.

"Want to snuggle?" ==> I noticed you were almost asleep.

"Do you love me?" ==> I've done something stupid and you might find out.

"Do you *really* love me? ==> I've done something stupid and you're going

to find out sooner or later.

"How much do you love me?" ==>I've done something *really* stupid and

someone's on their way to tell you now.

"It's just orange juice, try it." ====> 3 more shots, and she'll have her

legs around my head.

"She's kinda cute." ====> I want to have sex with her till I am blue.

"I don't know if I like her" ====> She won't sleep with me.

"I really want to get to know you better." ====> So I can tell my friends

about it.

"How do I compare with all you other boyfriends?" ====> Is my penis really

that small?

"The car isn't running right." ===>I want a bigger engine and more knobs to

play with.

"My tools are obsolete." ==> I can't figure out how to work the old ones

and the commercial says even a chimp can use the new ones.

"I know where I am." ==> Oh God! Where the HELL am I?

"I need new shoes ==> The pair that I've had since high school fell apart

in the rain.

"The remote is broken." ==> Come here wherever you are and change the

channel for me.

"I'm hungry." ====> Make me something to eat

"This kitchen is so inconvenient." ==> I can't see the tv from here.

"The dishwasher is full." ==> I've run out of places to hide the dirty

dishes.

"It's your decision." ==> I'm totally clueless, so you decide and I'll just

take half the credit.

"We need to talk." ==> I need to complain.

"Sure,... go ahead." ==> I don't want you to....but.... I'll use this next

time we fight, to show how supportive I am.

"You're,... so feminine." (Actually a Question) ==> Do you do
laundry...cook...windows...bake?

"Let's be romantic... turn out the lights." ==> Beer gut? What beer

gut...Ohh....uh..o.

"You want..." ==> I know what you should want.

"We need..." ==> I want.

"Do what you want and sulk." ==> I'll just sit on the couch.

I'm feeling romantic tonight. ==> There's no game on tonight.

I'm not emotional! And I'm not over-reacting! ==> I'm losing my hair.

"I had her." ==> I had (wet dreams about) her all week.


UGLY

R3k ... I volunteer!
Colin I experimented here!

Speaking of Marijuana ...

http://more.abcnews.go.com/sections/us/crimeblotter/crimeblotter020115.html

The court said Idaho's impaired driving law made it illegal to drive under the influence of alcohol and narcotics, but noted that Idaho doesn't list marijuana as a narcotic.

The three-judge panel ruled that the loophole meant marijuana users could drive legally as long as they didn't drive erratically and could pass a field sobriety test.

Colin Speaking of making mo' money!

I pretty much ignore research that uses small study groups.
------------------------------------

Same here I will Conduct my own tests.
R3K

I've also seen physics "news" reported that had appeared in a journal more than a year earlier.
Colin Have you tried 4 Free Bucks yet?

and could you imagine the outcry in the general public if a news resource published an article entitled

"Marijuana is not harmful" backed by a similar study to the one you pointed out with equal facts.

It would start riots and heaven forbid we piss off someone conservative.

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Timon,

How many times has AIDS been cured?

;)
Colin Have you tried 4 Free Bucks yet?

A very big and very irritating mistake many reporters
make is fail to mention that there have been 10 similar
studies that prove the opposite AND they anounce the findings
of a study as "news" eventhough the findings may be totally wrong...

Timon

R3K, Good point! :)

I think the study groups are too small too. I pretty much ignore research that uses small study groups.

In general, the news is a horrible place to learn science. Reporters tend to not understand very well what they are writing about and they never report the "error".


Colin Have you tried 4 Free Bucks yet?

That study is a crock of shit, mariuhana stays in your
system extremely long, I think they can find THC in your blood
up to 1.5 years after last usage...

They say:

"Also unknown is whether any impairments are reversed after a person stops smoking pot, Solowij pointed out."

So without studying subjects that have used pot extensively
over a long period but who have been clean for at least
1.5 years that study is worth about as much as a study that
concludes "the sky is blue".

Timon

And everyone knows older people
***********************************

I do!

we are the WISE ones
;-)))
Serge (You only need to signup once to send hits to all of the Mr-Cash)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=594&u=/nm/20020305/hl_nm/pot_3
-----------------------------------

Colin there is a large Flaw in thier thinking.
Someone who has been smoking Pot everyday for 24 years is going to
be much older than someone who has been smoking 10 years.

And everyone knows older people you
cant teach an old pot smoker new tricks.
;-))
R3K

What do YOU call it?
-----

oz is drug free zone!!!!

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Those checkers are bothering you too?
I thought it was just me ;-)

Timon

Timon,

I think this morning's Google logo did something to me noggin'
Colin Google's Honest Results .. hmmmm.

colin, we don't have pot in oz!!

What do YOU call it?
***************************
I think they refer to it as: "The firkin goods mate"

Timon

5 posts in 10 minutes.... too much
coffee this morning Colin? ;-)

Timon

WebFather,

The Clarion!

Colin The Venetian!

colin, we don't have pot in oz!!

What do YOU call it?
Colin I inhaled!

I feel very inclined to burn them
all of a sudden ;-))
---

hahahhahahahaa!!!!!
GOOD CALL!!

colin, we don't have pot in oz!!

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

"now if I can just muster up enough courage to get a haircut ;-) "

Vick, I like it long. Maybe I can't imagine it short.
Colin What a long, strange trip it was!

JR,

And 1984 was nearly two full decades ago!
Colin New School

Australian Pot Smokers!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=594&u=/nm/20020305/hl_nm/pot_3

Colin Old School = Good School

I feel very inclined to burn them
all of a sudden ;-))

Timon

LMAO!!!

i can't make any promises except that if you don't send me the pictures i'll have to give scottie a call and you can give the pics to the bolt cutters in person :-))))

WOW that sounded really cool!!

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Ok I'll email them but you must promise to keep them confidential,
it's with ScottPB's girlfriend and I don't want him to trim my big
dick down with his bolt cutters ;-))

Timon

mike has a big cock?!
ya mean he has been lying all along?!
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

does anyone know where i can get hardcore couples content, where the male has a really big dick?
cj (vaginator)    Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!
Wed, 06 Mar 2002 09:17:24 - IP: 203.164.206.41 - Post # 63208


mikeAI.com
grimm (Blow Me)

ok, cough up timon

where are they?

you know my email
:-)))
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

does anyone know where i can get hardcore couples content, where the male has a really big dick?
********************************
Well if you need amateur, I got some snapshots of me
and my girlfriend ;-))

Timon

http://www.jsonline.com/packer/news/mar02/25389.asp

UGH! Anybody want to get their team involved so we don't get this jagoff? I have little doubt that he'll be a whiny, bitchy, malcontent that probably gets busted and has to miss games because of drugs. New Elgland sure as hell didn't miss him on their march to the Super Bowl!!


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Hahaha. I left myself WIDE open for that one!! :>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank

i just realized that "A Space Oddesy 2001" would have been last year.

am i the only one feeling old?
JR

Oops.. accidently hit submit too soon!!
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well ... i'm not looking for premature content LOL
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

I personally prefer Sykkboy's caption cause it's probaly closest to the truth!! ;>))



TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

does anyone know where i can get hardcore couples content, where the male has a really big dick?
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!
Wed, 06 Mar 2002 09:17:24 - IP: 203.164.206.41 - Post # 63208
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Oops.. accidently hit submit too soon!!

I'd help you out CJ but I just can't bring myself to model!!

;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank

does anyone know where i can get hardcore couples content, where the male has a really big dick?
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!
Wed, 06 Mar 2002 09:17:24 - IP: 203.164.206.41 - Post # 63208
TheEnforcer Making Bank

Mike AI: Hats off to JohnIP for telling it like it is. smile Gotta love the Australians.




LadyLaw Australian Customer Support at It's Finest!

does anyone know where i can get hardcore couples content, where the male has a really big dick?
cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

LadyLaw I like JohnIPs submission as well.... very witty!
Mike AI

LL
:-)))

i have a favourite but i'm not saying yet incase i sway the voting :-)))

but the moulin rouge one is very funny too :-)


cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Nick,

wtg on the new sites. flash one might do pretty good with high speed users:)
sextoyking 30% commissions on all Glass Sextoys!

The Moulin Rouge caption is my favorite, but I voted for Mike AI's caption submission because it perfectly illustrates the Meni I've come to know and love from lurking on this board. smile (That is another great photo of you CJ!!)


LadyLaw CJ and Meni rocks....

never mike, you know your my one and only ...

ladylaw, jackieB went and got mine signed ... it says 'i love you most shaggable ~ liberace xxoo'

:-)))
one day it will be worth money :-)))

if you haven't voted for the caption contest yet, what are you waiting for?! http://www.oprano.com/caption12vote.html ~ there's some classics!!

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Star,

If you're around, email me. I found the answer to the problem.


mutt

Cj trying to make me jealous?



Dan did you vote yet?

http://www.oprano.com/caption12vote.html
Mike AI