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When the "This is your brain on drugs" campaign started to lose it's effectiveness the FDA decided to launch a more shocking campaign by explicitly illustrating the harmful consequences of substance abuse. - Timon After loosing the lead in Moulin Rouge to Nicole Kidman, CJ says 'Fuck-it... I'm getting shit-faced and laid tonight!' - XXXPhoto Ever since I saw SykkBoy naked, I spiraled into a life of alcohol and debauchery... - SykkBoy Sex, Drugs, Rock n Roll... these Vegas Raves are much wilder than back home. But the people are just so fake here! - Opti my poor mother, if she knew that I smoke, she'd had a heart attack! - Serge Meni and CJ party it up at the players ball! - Mike AI The secret hidden camera caught CJ and what the hotel cleaning lady saw the morning after the Players Haters Ball. - Maqua Women, take heed!! This is what a single, mistaken night with Meni will ultimately drive you to!!! - Dravyk How to speak Australian-Customer support. - JohnIP Get your finger outta my BUM! - Headless View result without voting

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