Nick just made the asshole list?? what's up with that?! :P

Well, I just looked at the list for the first time.....I see a "Cam".....is that me? If so, i'm honered! and only 5 places for R_n! Things can only look up from that position!
CAM

I try....I try....

;))
Nick

is still up everywhere else in the world
--------------------------------

Must be a router down here then.. well i guess thats means your not good for anything
;-))
R3K

Nick
I dont handle ANY of the mailers

118156620

hit me up and we can talk though
I know you are the ULTIMATE Professional!!!
;)

Forest

Anon

Thanx for your 2 cents
;-)))
Forest

forest,
For a fee,(substantial)I will attend to your commercial email needs.

...fucking amateurs....

;))
Nick

Forrest when have you become interested in what CCBill does? You have nerver pointing fingers at anyone.
Your spamming is cloging everyones e-mail address.
All of you insecure males need to back off of Kim.
She is the only one handling business, while you
limp dicks yack away your lives
posting jibberish.

Lucy Lui

Spam is good for you Brad.... Love it =0))
Martin S+B.Com

R3Putz

you must not be too good on computers
is still up everywhere else in the world

;-))
Forest

Forest, thanks for the 132 spams.


Brad Shaw

Wow Spamorest,
You Might be good for something after all. looks like the site is down.
R3K

KK doesn't live here anymore.


mutt

http://LOLITA-AGE.COM
a site CCBill proccesses
___________________________________

Hey KK you never did comment on this

Care to NOW???
_________________________________
KK
u didnt resopnd on another board MAYBE you would like to respond HERE

Forest

well then Billy you need to build a Hall of Fame where the great assholes go to retire to make room for new assholes.
mutt

If you have been getting flooded with spam the last few weeks for merchant processing, accept credit cards on your site, blah blah blah...

These are the cockholsters doing the spamming:

http://www.mpsservices.com


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Mike Sweet T is correct.. " I think once you make it to the ranks of Asshole of the Month you are too big of an asshole for the list anymore. "
If not Serge and you would be assholes of the month every month hands down !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Diamond Jim is the Asshole of the Month for March !

I'm soiory mut.. but Andrew Blake RULES!! You want to wtch porn alone watch other stuff... you want to actually have a chick watch it with you then watch Andrew Blake films!!

:>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!

ok Sweet T thanks man! even if scalpers are out of control it was still a great idea for the contest.

MikeFold thanks too to Maxcash, email me whenever

yeah Monk, the card thing is a pain. VividTV? blech..... hot chicks dull porn. My rules for good porn - NO PLOT, NO ACTING, NO MUSIC, NO ARTSY FARTSY ANDREW BLAKE CRAP.

hmmmmm.........what kind for format/scoring would be best for the March Madness contest? Dont wanna confuse people who aren't really into sports.

the software that i found looks great, allows different types of scoring, more points for picking underdogs, points based on seedings etc

mutt

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that President Bush and Colin
Powell sitting over there ?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here ?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen ?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one
bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart
alec?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

:-)

Webfather

mutt,

They have 5 porn channels... Playboy, another softcore one, and three hardcore channels where they show as hardcore as facials, but no anal or real kinky stuff. (so you prolly wouldn't be interested) hehehe

The hardcore channels are The Hot Zone, The Hot Network and VividTV. I believe they all have websites if you wanted to check out the programming.

I went 12 months without getting my card zapped but it has been zapped about 6 times in the last 2 months...so it comes in spurts. You would want to have a goto guy that lived fairly close to you to reprogram your card after any zappage. I pay my guy $200 a year and get unlimited fixes.



Monk

If Sweet T is offering a prize, and its related to Atlanta...
its gonna be good
((o;

Serge, without looking it up, your vocabulary doesn't even include a word like "minion"
LOL

OK...March Madness...MaxCash will be in too...I'll let you know mutt

MikeFold Looking Good Louis

Mutt....

I will have to find out what scalpers are getting for the tix, but hit me in the morning and lets see if we could put this together........I am on MikeAI time, btw....

Morning=Sometime after lunch

:)


--T

SweetT NationalNet

whoaaaaa..... i just saw Sweet T's post. That sounds promising :)

how long will u be at your office Sweet T? Need to run out and pick my dog before the vet closes on me.

Monk, i had one. One of the first people to have one, i gave it up after a year because the card thing was a hassle and they didn't have any porn back then. What porn channels do they have now?
mutt

hey Mutt after talking to T, I think we need to fix the march maddess contest so I win and can party with T in atlanta, while attending the final 4!!!

That would be sweet!!



Mike AI

Shit, The Penguins just announced Lemieux is out for the season because of his hip problem. :(((

Maybe we can get a high draft pick.


Ulfie

hahahahahha,
Brad deleted JMM's post from his board
uh-uh-uh,
I thought it was a perfect place for it, Brad, as you suggested
;-))
Serge

Its a deal Ulfie.

You are a 'diamond in the rough' asshole waiting to be polished.

Monk

Monk, I'll give you golf lessons if you give me lessons on how to be an asshole. ;)))

The lunatic terrorists we are holding in Cuba have gone on a hunger strike. Good for them, I wish them much success in their quest to starve themselves to death!


Ulfie

mutt,

I saw Stern last night... Beetlejuice was on with his supposed fiancee, Camille Juice.... a retarded lady.... was pretty funny.

You need to get hooked up with Directv and a gray market card.


Monk

on oprano Mike,you may be too nice to rate as an asshole.

We could ask ammasters their opinion? ;)))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

woohooooooooo............. #10 Assholio!!!

I'd like to thank the Academy and of course all the little people, Hand the Drunken Angry Dward may he rest in peace, Beetlejuice and ....uh.......meni!!!
mutt

Mutt....

Call me about the Title sponsor spot....I have a cool idea for the Grand Prize since the Final 4 is here in Atlanta (hint, hint)

1.877.471.9075 x222

--T

SweetT NationalNet

Sponsors are joining up quick:
***********************************

where the heck THEY come from????
;-)))
Serge

mutt,

Maybe Johnson will get a job in San Diego... that would be classic.

Monk

"Congrats to Peaches and Monk for making the ASSHOLE LIST..."

Hey, what did I do?

I'd like to say a special 'Fuck You' to the Academy.


Monk

>>>I must be the nicest guy here at Oprano, I am not even on the list!

MikeAI...dont flatter yourself, bucko.....I think once you make it to the ranks of Asshole of the Month you are too big of an asshole for the list anymore.

:)


--T

SweetT NationalNet

The reign of terror is OVER! Rob Johnson released by the Buffalo Bills.

of course, he will go somewhere else and become a great quarterback but who cares, surfer dude is out of my life.

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

Sponsors are joining up quick:
http://www.oculusadult.com Oculus Content
http://www.webinc.com Webinc
http://www.mach10hosting.com Mach 10 Hosting
http://www.m3server.com M3 Server Hosting

let's roll!


mutt

I must be the nicest guy here at Oprano, I am not even on the list!
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me neither!

how come nobody asked EC???
;-))
Serge

I am finally up to #5 on the asshole list. Maybe soon I can be among the great assholes of the month!

:-)

After all.. I am the best dressed asshole!
sharky MaxCash & WebOverdrive join forces

I must be the nicest guy here at Oprano, I am not even on the list!

http://isjustanasshole.com/
Mike AI

Mike,errr....thanks,I think :)

I agree,webdad is a far bigger asshole ;))...what I don't understand is why Dravyk doesn't win every month.
Nick

Nick that makes you the Michael Jordan of assholes!

:-)


Mike AI

Billy...whats say we pop webdad up a few notches??
**************************

yeah, him and his minions posted 250 posts in 20 minutes when post # 50,000 was at stake
;_))
Serge

Serge... LMAO... NO. uh wait.. HAHA!

Evil Chris

doing good...
just kind of hangin'
((o;

Billy...whats say we pop webdad up a few notches??


MikeFold Looking Good Louis

YES!!!!!!

I'm on the just an asshole list :)
23 with a bullet :))

I'm so proud :)

;)))
Nick

Webdad,

you got my vote forsure!! :)

fucking liberals... :)
sextoyking we put the love in glass:)

""Democrats - They put their arm around you like a friend while they pick your pocket, fuck your wife and tell you that you are gonna have to sacrifice. ""

The official pikey party :)

Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

EC,
did you misspell the first letter in "tuck"?
;-))


Serge

MikeFold...

Just clawing to make the top 20 on the asshole list. I was lobbying for Todd's vote.

:-)))

How bout you pal?

Webfather

Serge, I just might have to tuck you in again tonight....
:-)
Evil Chris

Cleo,
come back when I have more time,
I'm fucking with EC now and my dick is too small for 3 some.
Serge

Peaches....
good job girl ((o;

Webdad....how the hell are ya?


MikeFold Looking Good Louis

Serge... GO FUCK YOURSELF
*********
Must be something about the man...

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian) Everywhere you look you see SERGE FUCK OFF!!!

EC, I know we have GFYers roaming hte pages here
;-))
Serge

RRRed... it's ok, I have my moles at Porncity speading the word as we speak... :-)

Serge... GO FUCK YOURSELF

is indeed a nice board.
:-)))

Evil Chris

Congrats to Peaches and Monk for making the ASSHOLE LIST...

I can understand Monk.. but Peaches?

Soccer mom's aint supposed to be assholes, are they? ;-)

One day....

fatbaby

Jonas you're the shit. MY favorite! I sent you an email too :)

Evil Chris make sure you don't do it on Porncity. I got hammered hard for it the other day
RRRED Evidence Protector....... new to Wegcash

EC,
Go Fuck Yourself
is ALWAYS cool with me
;-)))
Serge

I think folks are beginning to figure out what the Democrats stand for.

They put their arm around you like a friend while they pick your pocket, fuck your wife and tell you that you are gonna have to sacrifice.

:-))


Webfather

Serge, someone from GFY told me to come and announce my new http://gofuckyourself.com program over here...

That cool with you?
LOL

Evil Chris

JOnas, I thought your cigars of choise were
Romeo and...Romeo
;-)))
Serge

rrred - i only enjoy Romeo Y Julieta. i use to like montecristo torpedo tip, but RyJ are my fav.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

OH cigar talk. I'm liking Jonas already :)

Peaches that explains where shok was that night too...
RRRED Evidence Protector....... new to Wegcash

Liberal Democrats are already showing their asses by criticizing Bush's war on terrorism.

This is the same people who allowed Osama Bin Landen to thrive, even when other contries wanted to turn him over to us.

Same democrates who aimlessly sent crusie missles to an abandoned terrorist site that did nothing? OR bombed an airprin factory?

It is always the liberals who get us into wars, always their pandering and weakness to exert our national interests, as well as their loathing of the miiatry which they cut budgets back as much as they can - leaqving us whoafully unpreapaired for the next war...

That is the thing democrats do not understand, there is ALWAYS the next war...


Mike AI

he said that's the way everyone ELSE does it...is he lying to me??!
*****************************

I think Meni done it once or twice
;-))
Serge

in this case,
I think I'll come all by myself!
;_)))
Serge

cubans and beer it is. there will also be venezuelans, argentinians and a few others that we can have with beer.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Congrats Peaches!!! Now next time we go do dinner with a large group we should expect to see you in your chair rather than under the table?
********************************
Now wait a doggone minute...Billy swore to me that the only way to STAY an asshole is to remain under the table....he said that's the way everyone ELSE does it...is he lying to me??!

Peaches

serge - mucho dinero - a spanish wine?
your choice. we will have a lot of everything. i just don't know about the steak florentine
****************************

Jonas,
no, hell with wine,
beer and CUBANS are IT!
;-))
Serge

Good afternoon Oprano!!

Looks like John Madden might be going to MNF. Personally, I think Madden is overrated. Very good but not the "godlike" status many bestow upon him.



TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you start Making Bank?

DiamondJim....Welcome to the Club!! :)

<secret message to JMM>
Jeff, in your expose' be sure to investigate the grapes incident.
</secret message to JMM>


--T


SweetT NationalNet

Congrats Peaches!!! Now next time we go do dinner with a large group we should expect to see you in your chair rather than under the table?

Thanks Jonas I got it :) Thanks Serge *smoooch
RRRED Evidence Protector....... new to Wegcash

Congrats, Diamond Jim! I feel so close to you since I also received 100's of the Amsterdam spams :|


We also had a few NEW assholes added to the list, so WELCOME you new assholes !!
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Ah! I am honored! I'd like to thank The Academy and apologize to all of you that I had to sleep with in order to become an asshole :)


Peaches

I would just like to give congrats to my friend and partner, Diamond Jim for being named asshole of the month for March 2002!

I would also like to let everyone know that since DJ is now a public figure, I have launched an investigation into his past and will be posting my expose' (please move the ' OVER the e) on Oprano shortly if I can just get his mom to stop going on and on and on and on and on about all the bed wetting incidents (she is up to junior high and I fear there are many more to go).

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

I emailed rrred. if you didn't receive, email me at jjk at mshproductions.com

serge - mucho dinero - a spanish wine?
your choice. we will have a lot of everything. i just don't know about the steak florentine
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Jonas,
check post below from RRRED,
her nick name is
"Mucho Dinero"
;-))
Serge

jonas, fuck the wine,
let's stick to beer,
I pee much better aftewards
;-)))
Serge

i will have Sam Adams also. email the wine and i will get it. tons of liquor stores around here.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

i can always get wine in a box
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

as long as they sell it at publix ;)
*************************

Jonas,
in this CASE,
I'll go for Sam Adams!
;-)))


Serge

serge - tell me which one and i will buy mucho. as long as they sell it at publix ;)
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Congrats Jim! Damn Billy GOOD CHOICE. I can't think of a bigger asshole.

omar *yawn

Hey Jonas do you have a free moment today? I'd love to go over something with you if you have the chance. Email or icq?
RRRED Evidence Protector....... new to Wegcash

Honeyslut, you are going to make me blush!! :-)

So how are YOU doing? ;-)
Mike AI

Omar,

I am betting on Mike !
Honeyslut

i will buy some anyway, in case
*******************************

Jonas, if you buy CASE,
I'll leave my bottle at home
;-)))
Serge

Omar weren't you with us a few weekends ago?? Beth came and set down the entire history of PK.
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yes, ALL of THEM
;-)))
Serge

emi - thanks. i will buy some anyway, in case we need more.

jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Wow, thanks for the congrats and many thanks to Billy for this most undeserved award! I know there are bigger assholes than ME out there...

On my first official day as Asshole Of The Month, I'd like to say a big UP YOURS to Little C for the hundreds of spams I've received today to http://private.amsterdamlivexxx.com (direct, no affiliate code) and I look forward to the hundreds more I'm sure to receive. What a great strategy to mine webmaster email addresses!

Diamond Jim I'm just misunderstood

Omar weren't you with us a few weekends ago?? Beth came and set down the entire history of PK.

Please keep up with rest of the class...


Mike AI

Politician's wife..Yeah, my name is Hilliary. hehehe

I know I read something about handhelds and PK.. Maybe an url on sent with link acceptance email.. Shrugs..

If it is true maybe ONE of the owners might post something !

Honeyslut

"serge - what's up? what is a red wine that you like so that I make sure I have it for March 10."

Jonas, don't worry, we'll bring it with us. Serge doesn't leave home without his bottle. :)


Emi

Diamond Jim, congradulations on Asshole of the Month for March!
---------------------------
how can i be an "asshole"?

i was previously striving for "slight annoyance" but lately, i feel i am ready to go the distance

is there criteria for being an "asshole"? i need to get a better game plan together.

JR

Dj,

Kudos to you, someday mabey I too can be the top dog asshole :))

wait, the ex wife already said I am:) LOL
sextoyking we put the love in glass:)

Diamond Jim, congradulations on Asshole of the Month for March!

I cannot think of a more fitting person!


Mike AI

MikeAI -

I do think the handheld market has a good bit of potential in the future - as the hardware gets better and cheaper you'll see more and more wireless access by users... and porn certainly has a place there... Vick hit on several good points in his comments below. Right now, its just not prolific enough - there aren't enough users of high-end color high resolution portable devices to create enough of a market.... But it WILL get there - the handheld market is growing with the fervor that the desktop market had back in 96-97 - and with all the developments in the hardware and software, its just a matter of time....
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Look Ma! ONE hand!

Afternoon,

nick, anthony I have a few domains from the closet. if anything interest you, let me know.

http://www.programs.net/domains.txt

thanks

sextoyking we put the love in glass:)

Diamond Jim....

excellent choice Billy
((o;


MikeFold Looking Good Louis

That is good advice Rick... I am sure Nick and Anthony will look into it. Hope they can get 5-10k for it from them!

I agree about confusion however.


Mike AI

JR thanks
"Who's the big winner tonight?"
________________________________

swingers


JR