fu@ku billy

*maybe that'll get me on the damn list!!!!*


dantheman hosting the nets finest sites since 1996

mutt,i sent you mail
dantheman hosting the nets finest sites since 1996

Well its that time again, time for another asshole of the month to be announced and this month it is Diamond Jim, by the way he was voted Best looking Asshole in 2001 !

So congrulations to Diamond Jim an asshole if I ever saw one !

We also had a few NEW assholes added to the list, so WELCOME you new assholes !!

I need some URL's : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Diamond Jim is the Asshole of the Month for March !

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

Contest Coming Soon! Contact me if you wanna sponsor!


mutt Title Sponsorship Available For March Madness Pickem!!! All Sponsors Welcome - Content Prizes, Smaller Cash Amounts, Design Co.'s, Hosting Co.'s......ANYTHING!

JR thanks
"Who's the big winner tonight?"

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Omar,
I am sorry if you took "dick sucking" comment so personally....
what the matter? you didn't like the taste?
ask him to cut on garlic next time.
Serge

"Ala Man"

that could be me:)

hey mike, we cut down the nets lastnight, sec champs!
roll tide
dantheman hosting the nets finest sites since 1996

Sergio Valentshit, the post was directed at Mike. Stick your nose up PK's ass, but I don't need your comments.

Dravyk, show us the pics and keep your comments for netpond. Where the fuck are the photos, mon???
omar

How about A LA MAN AC? A guy from Louisiana who uses air conditioning? :-))) ... Big Dogs Ports still gives me a chuckle as well.

JMM, great investigating!!

Dravyk

An "Ala Man" logo and a link should be a perfect way to keep the domain
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a-la Man also sounds beasty...you can turn it into beasty site if you can find the right processor
;-)))))))))
Serge

An "Ala Man" logo and a link should be a perfect way to keep the domain while at the same time applying pressure to them to settle quickly.

JMO

Webfather

Of course I am no lawyer......
Webfather
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...and Howard is at lunch
;-)
Serge

omar
Thu, 28 Feb 2002 11:01:46 - IP: 152.163.207.189 - Post # 61585
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obviously, EVERY lurker here has a button which can be pushed...

how about...

EVERY LURKER SUCKS DICK!?
;-)))
Serge

btw....pointing to ANY type almanac site is a sure loser. THEN they have a case of confusion and it is a slam dunk.

If you hit the right tune.....the domain has a value of $5,000-$10,000 to them cuz it will cost them close to that at the end of the day to bring it to WIPO and they still may lose.

A little finesse will bring the $10k.



Of course I am no lawyer......
Webfather

The only other option is to have your legal dept negotiate.....but to make it EASY on them with the back to the wind....a gay site motivates the hell out of the opposition.
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and if you need content,
you have my permission to use the picture of 2 of us at your first Orlando party
;_))
Serge

Mike says: "Honeyslut, the owner of Persian Kitty is Beth. She stops by here on a semi-regular basis."

Bullshit, AI! PK is just one of the owners of PK. Lew Payne is the second owner.

You are just a fountain of mis-information! Also, I wonder if that is really PK who mouths off here now and then. Sounds like a bored politician's wife to me!
omar

Anyone have any suggestions on what I should do with the domain? Shuold I try and be nice and offer to sell it to her at a fair price ? ( few hundred bucks?) I worry if I do this, she will get pissed and use that as evidenc against me for cybersquating.

OR do I throw up a website there? Maybe a Horny Richards Sex Alamanac type site with interstin sexual information and of course link it to my websites.

OR maybe have a non-adult almanac on it?
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Offering it for sale to them and they can hang you out to dry.

The BEST way to KEEP it is to put a non competing site up.

ALAMANAC.COM

ALA MAN AC

Sounds like a great ac/dc domain.

The only other option is to have your legal dept negotiate.....but to make it EASY on them with the back to the wind....a gay site motivates the hell out of the opposition.

:-)

JMO

Webfather

If you have one word domains, we're looking at getting some more, my email is good anthony at whitcon dot net as well as icq 21239908
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

If anyone else has some one word domains they wish to get rid of email anthony at whitcon dot net
Nick

""festivals of churches, terms of courts, etc.""

muhahahahahhahahahhaha

I'll have fun...designers working on it now :)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

oh well...
here's this anyways
http://www.bowels.com/almanac.html

hahahahaha

MikeFold Centerfolds

Coolness Mike. :)

Ant is in icq with you I believe. :)


Nick I love this game

Mike how about Mike AI's fishing almanac
Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

Nick - SOLD!

Mike Fold, First thing I thought was how can I rearrange the letters to make something else. Big Dogs Ports is the best ever - I still get a chuckle every time I see the domain!




Mike AI

...and he did such a good job that Lilly Industries sold themselves to competitors just to avoid his wrath
;-))
Serge

Mike,
call Webfather,
he SUED Lilly Indistries over their claom to goofoff.com claim and they backed off.
Serge

I'll offer a grand for it :)
Nick hehehehehehe

Re:The Almanac wankers

Mike,
Need any help?

Nickatilynx
President
Whitaker

http://educa0.tripod.com/whitaker/

;)))

Whitaker's Almanac is very well known too :)
Nick OK,I am

....hmmm..did this once before
let me see what i can come up with

Big Dogs Ports
(((o;

MikeFold Centerfolds

Ooops it is offical I got my certified letter from THE OLD FARMER's ALAMAC people demanding they get the domain ALAMANAC.COM from me, or esle they will sue me under the anticybersquating consumer protextion act...

They are trying to say they own teh trademark for ALMANAC which of course they do not and could not since it is a common word. The only own trademark for THE OLD FARMER'S ALMANAC.

Anyone have any suggestions on what I should do with the domain? Shuold I try and be nice and offer to sell it to her at a fair price ? ( few hundred bucks?) I worry if I do this, she will get pissed and use that as evidenc against me for cybersquating.

OR do I throw up a website there? Maybe a Horny Richards Sex Alamanac type site with interstin sexual information and of course link it to my websites.

OR maybe have a non-adult almanac on it?


Mike AI

Honeyslut, the owner of Persian Kitty is Beth. She stops by here on a semi-regular basis. I am not sure if she had a program with handhelds.

I would be curious to see the number of handhelds that actually are set up and activated with wireless internet. The total numbers, and then the %s compaired to those sold.


Mike AI

Didn't the owner of Persian Kitty have a program with handhelds ?

Damn, I feel at home here! You guys ignore me just like the ( no name ) board ..

hehehe
Honeyslut

perhaps in the future when handhelds are more prevalent and 3G networks are deployed and usable, PDA porn will have a market..

fp

"handheld porn business?" - is that a masturbation thing?


Handheld market is too challenging to monetize via adult entertainment channels
Think about what you use a internet capable PDA for
Checking flights, sports scores, reading email, directions, killing time while waiting for plane, train ......
Some users may look at adult material but who would have time to buy a subscription to see entertainment and the graphics are very poor


Monetizing for handheld market may be in services including delivery of desired content (scores, latest line, schedules etc ..) games, reminder (including wake up and meeting prompt)

I tried advertising with a company last year that included ads sent to hand held devices, ROI was very poor. Stopped ads after one month


Vick but then again too few to mention

Anyone else seen the Australian film "Chopper"?.

Very strange.

So Tjay was as guilty as sin,then.
Nick OK,I am

Yes no more KP, beasty or other scandels... I cannot handle it anymore right now.

Lets discuss possitive things.

Anyone in the handheld porn business? I have read a few articles about it. Think it is worth while setting up?

JMM asked me this, and I was really clueless.

My opinion is that people do not want to look at fuzzy small photos on a handheld.

Of course I remember waiting hours at a time downloading huge GIF files at 300 baud.

opinions? Anyone doing this?


Mike AI

serge - what's up? what is a red wine that you like so that I make sure I have it for March 10.

Colin - How you doing?

jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Morning Oprano :)
Nick Cum on I'm not that bad

3 days of child porn conversation .. let's change the subject.
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Why are you so eager to change the subject?

Isn't NO KP one of your 3 morals?
;-)
Timon

Thanks Cam and Monk :)

Peaches

http://www.spikything.com/playgame/?game=kickups&w=400&h=300&s=v

47 :)

Troels

Thanks CAM,

I think I checked out that site before but forgot to bookmark it or something.

Monk

Peaches,

http://searchengineforums.com/bin/Ultimate.cgi

is one of the better ones.

Monk

Peaches.....here's a decent SE board:

http://www.webmasterworld.com/

This link will take you directly to the forum listings:
http://www.webmasterworld.com/index.cgi?action=viewcategory&category=3

Have found better and much more accurate info here than
searchengineforums.com.

Google even has a rep that posts every once in a while in
the google threads.
CAM

Serge, kak dela?


voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

HEHEHE T, Sig is definately a work-a-holic... since I have known him.

In law school he was taking full amount of law classes, MBA classes, and undergrad science classes so he would be ready for the MCAT ( which he aced). He was on deans list for all schools... He was taking 30 hours some semesters.

I think Sig may sleep an average of 4 hours a day. He is amazing...

I have always said while there may be a few people smarter then Sig, NO ONE would out work him - so he would alway triumph in the end.

Glad he is on my team!


Mike AI

>>>i had a partner that i thought was addicted to his work. he began at 5am and came home at about 10pm. in the end
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..........and he even learned Russian in his spare time
;-)

http://www.crutop.nu/ubb/Forum6/HTML/002197.html
Serge

>>>i had a partner that i thought was addicted to his work. he began at 5am and came home at about 10pm. in the end


Hmmm...how many partners does Sig have??? ;)


--T

SweetT NationalNet

Does anyone know of any SE message boards? All the old links I have either don't work, or haven't been updated in months :( Thanks!

Oh, and I'm addicted to chocolate :)

Peaches

"Maybe many of us are addicted to pornography, work, and the internet. What a combination?"
___________________________

While I like porn, I am far from addicted... I would say less then 10% of my day is looking at naked girls... for someone in the porn business that is not that muhc.

Work? I am not addicted to work, I can more than happily do something else... however, I am addicted to the lifestyle which I have grown accustomed to and thus if I want to keep it, must work.

Internet, I am defiantely addicted to. I have a hard time not being connected for mote then 5-6 hours at a time. I always drag my laptop when I go out of town... the few times I was without connection ( on cruises and such) it was very difficult...

I am a geek!


Mike AI

"Maybe many of us are addicted to pornography, work, and the internet. What a combination?"
------------------------------------
i had a partner that i thought was addicted to his work. he began at 5am and came home at about 10pm. in the end, i realized he just hated his wife and hated being home.

from a distance, it looked like he was "addicted" to his work.

as for myself, i am addicted to Meni.

JR

From Ask Colin
"Maybe many of us are addicted to pornography, work, and the internet. What a combination?"

What a great world in which we live to have all 3 addictions combine to support our Jane's Addiction to money and material wealth

R_n bless R_n for bringing porn to the internet which Al Gore built with R_n's blessing


and our lives are changed by the steps we take on the way to free our minds


Vick Hot Shoes buring down the avenue, Model Citizen, Zero Discipline

The Steps we take on the way to free our minds




Vick Jump Back, What's that sound, here we come full blast and top down

Read each line ALOUD:

I suck cock
I suck cock for money
I suck cock
I suck dick
I'll suck you dry handsome


ok, now wait for the fellas
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

i'm addicted to hard cock on the net
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Read each line ALOUD:

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is about cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
Drestin Addicted to dumbass jokes on the internet

Misleading? Vague?

On this board?!
Colin Are you addicted to the internet? You might be!

Are you addicted to the internet?
-=--------------------------------

this is a little misleading and vauge. you need to define "addiction"

addictive behavior shouldnt be confused with compulsive behavior, a person who is simply depressed or who just may be an idiot like me.

spending your time on the internet may be just a simple way of acting out other deeper personal problems or issues and i do not really believe there is such a thing as "being addicted to the Internet".


JR

3 days of child porn conversation .. let's change the subject.

Are you addicted to the internet?

How many of these criteria describe you?

Are the criteria bullshit?

Colin Are you addicted to the internet? You might be!

Torone,

Fuck that...My link didn't work the way it was supposed to. It was supposed to take you straight to the second video with the cats fucking...Funny stuff...

It's secondary purpose was for Sharky...The way he murders a steak, I thought he may want to look at PETA...
:)
Drestin

Drestin,
If you're supporting PETA, I hope you mean People Eating Tasty Animals; because the other one has been sponsoring terrorism and is about to get into deeo doo-doo.
Torone

Thanks Timon
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Like watching 60 Minutes!

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britney_breasts.asp

:)
Troels

Timon,
:)))
Torone

Morning, Oprano

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/media/player2/list/0,4576,lid=5580-dynamic=0-dynType=-dynCatId=-dynListTypeId=-refsite=,FF.html#
Drestin

Torone.. those dolls look so damn
real, they better come with ID ;-))

Timon

Colin

No KP-ing.... only one left ;-)

Timon

Todd,
"sure but only with proper id:)"
For Timon or the doll?;)
Torone

I'm still trying to figure out 2 other morals I have. This is a real dilemna.


Colin Are you addicted to the internet? You might be!

this looks like a fun place...

have to come here more often
Klaus For those who like to make SERIOUS $$$.

Timon,
John is sending Meni $100 on your behalf TODAY
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TODAY?? Usually he's a lot faster than that, or did it take
him that long to get you to give up the $100 you owe me ;-))

Luna, beware, Meni is coming ;-))

Timon

naaahhhh...not much, my father is leaving on Monday...
Serge

Serge...anything exciting happening this weekend?

The MrCash team may be invading sofla!
MrCash! Busy Directing...TRAFFIC!

MMMMM......kiddies and bits...kiddies and bits!!
MrCash! Busy Directing...TRAFFIC!

Jim,
Zhora says he'd take good care of them...yammi!
;-))
Serge

Serge....no hurry...just lmk, I am having a few probs with the nanny...if she leaves I am grounded anyways! Kids...can't live with 'em...can't kill 'em!
MrCash! Busy Directing...TRAFFIC!

Timon,
John is sending Meni $100 on your behalf TODAY
;-)))
Serge

Jim,
still no news
;-(((

fu ck....Emi gonna call again afternoon...
Serge saved on the front page FOREVER!

Brand new edition of the Grammy nominated 'Ask Colin'. Colin handles questions about Internet addiction and Recurring webmaster programs. Read it!
http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin

Oplus News Update
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Mainstream Dot.coms Seek Advice From
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mutt News Updated Every Friggin Day..........Sometimes Twice!

Mornin' Oprano! 'sup Serge...."O Sol'o'Mio"!!!
MrCash! Busy Directing...TRAFFIC!

what's up?

JMM's post is up on
Brad's board
Serge (if you don't take checks online, you leave 30% on the table) saved on the front page FOREVER!

yup i want one as well,
send to....me ;-)
Real Doll cool name too

What's up Serge?


Kevin The Best Dialer in the World !

Thanks Todd, I sent you an email.

Sabby:)
Sabrina

Yeah send me a 21 year old one, size M, with 2 forms of ID
and send a 20 year old one with no ID, size XXS to this address:

Jason Thomson #86A2011
Attica Correctional Facility
Cell Block F, Sex Offenders Wing
Box 149
Attica, NY 14011-0149

Timon http://www.realdoll.com

Timon maybe if you ask cj nicely, she will let you borrow her friend.
http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Sabby:)
Sabrina

Serge,

sure but only with proper id:)
sextoyking We got a glass dildo banner for you..

Todd,
send him 21 years old REAL doll,
should be cheaper
;-))
Serge

Timon,

damm you don't ask for much:))) only around 6k, hahaha..


sextoyking We got a glass dildo banner for you..

Ok Todd, you can send that Real Doll to:

Timon
po box 17326
Nieuwe Zijds Voorburgwal
Amsterdam 1180AK
The Netherlands

I'll have the Japanese one with medium breasts.

Thanks!
Timon http://www.realdoll.com

Hi Sabby,

sounds great, I will send you some, and mabey you can right some reviews. once logged into our shopping system, easy to right up reviews:)

please email me your name, address for fedex.

thanks

sextoyking We got a glass dildo banner for you..

Yeah and send me one of those Real
Dolls while you're at it!

Timon

JMM, good post. But it also makes too much sense to be posted here among all the other jibberish.
Brad Shaw Anyone have a book to code Java?
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but of course, JMM's post belongs to
http://www.freeadultgraphics.com/msgboard/message.cgi

where it would be on the front page forever,
due to 1.1 post daily average

Brad,
has somebody kidnapped your brain cells?
Serge

oooooh, send me one too Todd sweetie. I'll write you a review and send you pics:)

Sabby:)
Sabrina

Chris,

would love to send you a sample, hopefully you will like it, and then write up a good review on the store:))

sextoyking We got a glass dildo banner for you..

grimm,

do you still want me to send the Alyssa Milano thing?



mutt

Chris if you get one can I use if after you are finished ???


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Who will be asshole of the month for March ???

Good job JMM.

Gonna listen to the archives now.


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Chris, icq , me your address :)


RRRED Evidence Protector....... new to Wegcash

Can someone send me one of those great glass buttplugs?!

:)
chris/pornoman $20.00 For Free AVS Signups...

Thanks =0)

That's what most webmasters are saying so we must be doing something right!

Night Y'all =0))
Martin S-B