serge, hahaha.

sorry charlie, we only send fedex:) please email me your addr.
sextoyking Glass Dildos are selling like hotcakes!

Serge,

this week you receive a glass dildo and lube, please test and review for us. I am sure our customers will like to hear your thoughts:)
***********************************

P.O. Box 812649
Boca Raton, FL 33481

if I have difficulties reaching my prostate gland-
the WORLD is gonna hear me say so!
;-))
Serge Nick, your BigS is a GREAT guy

**Hugs**


Moose

heya Todd, battle going well...lawyers...I used to be mildly amused at lawyer jokes now I understand, they really aren't jokes ;)))

hmm, funny about g-d, r-n thing...was reading the screenplay for "Little Nicky" and whenever God is mentioned (by cursing or by reference in the screenplay) they use g-d and g0-d damnit...

more useless trivai from a mind so evil ;)

SykkBoy

Anthony,

I hear ya, I have not improved one bit, time for more driving ranges.

You know were moving all of us and the company to bend, or. by may 1rst. have you ever been there?
33 golf courses in that city.
sextoyking Glass Dildos are selling like hotcakes!

Sykk,
You beat me to it!!!LOL

I ws gonna say:
"Ya outta of an office suite for not paying rent to me!!" ;))
Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

Yo Todd,
The game still sucks, thanks for asking. =o)

Tell Fletch, I said "Yo" back.
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Or "in G-d we trust all others pay cash" ;-))
joee
************************

this one is on the wall of every business establishment in Brooklyn
Serge Nick, you BigS is a GREAT guy

Serge,

this week you receive a glass dildo and lube, please test and review for us. I am sure our customers will like to hear your thoughts:)

Hey ya sykk, how goes the battle bro?
Anthony, how is the golf game? fletch says hey
sextoyking Glass Dildos are selling like hotcakes!

On it you shall not do any work, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your manservant or maidservant, nor your animals, nor the alien within your gates.
********************************

hahahahahahhaha,
I think this one is Alien's favorit!
;-))
Serge Nick, you BigS is a GREAT guy

Nicky.. Number 15. :=)

Or "in G-d we trust all others pay cash" ;-))
joee Responsibility!

Just last week, he was instrumental in helping out some folks!
================================

the little blonde cutie serving drinks at the golf course??? ;)))
SykkBoy

Guys, guys, guys!!!

You don't understand... It's hard for me to as well, but I'm coping.

Nickatilynx has turned over a new leaf, he's kinder, gentler, and gawddammit, honest!

He's a Saint! Just last week, he was instrumental in helping out some folks!


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

11th commandment.. If a girl tells you to shut up you can politely walk away IF you are NOT married to her;-))
***********************

hahhahahaahah,
good one!
;-)))
Serge Nick, you BigS is a GREAT guy

Exodus 20:1-17 NIV
1. And God spoke all these words:
2. "I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.
1 3. "You shall have no other gods before me.
2 4. "You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below.
5. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me,
6. but showing love to a thousand [generations] of those who love me and keep my commandments.
7. "You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God,
for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name.
8. "Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy.
9. Six days you shall labor and do all your work,
10. but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God.
On it you shall not do any work, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your manservant or maidservant, nor your animals, nor the alien within your gates.
11. For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but he rested on the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.
12. "Honor your father and your mother,
so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you.
13. "You shall not murder.
14. "You shall not commit adultery.
15. "You shall not steal.
16. "You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
17. "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor."


Anyone see anything about trust?
Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

actually I have never used one of these with any gal,
***************************

why don't we set up special testing facilities?

I see lots of volunteers in our future
;-)))
Serge Nick, you BigS is a GREAT guy

I always thought the basics of being human came down to one thing...

Kill or be killed... In all aspects of life.


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

They are both welcome here.And to discuss any problems with me personally,they may get a pleasant surprise :)
==================================
uh oh
Spanno, Sean, run it's the golf course of doom move ;)))

Nick, is Peter still on for that bowling wager? that way the money I lose to you and Ant on the golf course can be subsidized a bit ;))))
SykkBoy

We like suprises, don't we Jon?
********************************

I bet you do!
;-))

Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!) Nick, you BigS is a GREAT guy

Not trust dude......You have to have some basic foundation for being a citizen or human being forget citizen. Trust , honesty..

Respect you earn, food you earn, money you earn.. The 10 commandments had TRUST...

11th commandment.. If a girl tells you to shut up you can politely walk away IF you are NOT married to her;-))
joee Responsibility!

Who could ask for better parentage in this industry, but Nickatilynx and Serge?!

My question is what everone's is...

Who's the mama, and who's the daddy!!!

=o))))
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

"When you are as smart as me,there are no surprises" ;))

hahahahahahahahahhaha


Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

well serge,

actually I have never used one of these with any gal, but others I know have, and from what I hear the women love the feeling of glass/pyrex:) guess it's just something diff. then a plain old plastic vibe or a rubber rock you know.

Our market research has shown that the potential market for these items is going to be big:)
sextoyking Glass Dildos are selling like hotcakes!

earn it.....

I'm so proud.:))

Serge,
Our boy has grown up ;))

Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

Oh dearie, dearie me...

We like suprises, don't we Jon?


Tony

I'm so evil, I'm getting some ink done and getting a 1332 (twice as evil as 666)


SykkBoy

""the only thing which changes is our perception of reality.""

thats a pearl :)

Sykk,
They are both welcome here.And to discuss any problems with me personally,they may get a pleasant surprise :)
Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

I never asked I demanded trust.
========================

JoeE, that's the main problem... you don't ask, you don't demand...

You earn it.


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Todd,
what so special about those glass dildoes?

did you have extensive field testing?
Serge

thanks nick.


Serge, you got the pyrex already?? damm wasn't being shipped out till tuesday. Fucking shipping dept is getting no bonus this month!!!
sextoyking Glass Dildos are selling like hotcakes!

No Nick, evil is bringing Spanno AND BigS from mach10hosting...I'm on good terms with both...
Spanno is a good guy and BigS would kick my ass if I said anything negative ;)))))
SykkBoy

WHHOOOPPSS!

I just got ripped by Nick on the phone about that statement, "enemy at the time..."

Seems he still is. =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Hi, Todd,
I got my pyrex dildo and 5 gallons of viacream mixed with 2 pounds of Viagra,
thanks!!!
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

todd,
Will call im the am :)
Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

I had the tough job of renegotiating
with you....now who was behind this and did it get cleared up?
================================

Nah Joe, it wasn't that hard. At the time we had at the time a high ranking current enemy, and I talked Nick into forgiving the amount owed. =o)




Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

What happened to the world Sergie..Between you, the market etc, Ouy Vey!
***********************

Joee, NOTHING ever happens to the world,
the only thing which changes is our perception of reality.
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

I could play hoop and develop lower income housing ...and do the world some good...
**********************************

I know that...
I already sent your resume to the board of directors of
MMA and HCN I happens to be a major shareholder and offered your services.
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

Sykk,
""Can I bring Spanno with me? ;)))""
hahahahahaha

You have REALLY developed an evil streak!!!;)))

I'll see what can be done :)
Nick We have local branches!!! ;))

Eve All.

hey Joee, Serge.

Nick, sure would love to chat with you about promoting some of the new glassware bro:)
sextoyking Glass Dildos are selling like hotcakes!

Contract says : "if one partner wants out and gets a offer with %20 in escrow then the other partner has first right of refusal".

This was not a Steve Workman contract:-)Wonder what happened to him and why he was let go from Ibill...I never asked I demanded trust. Whatever happened previously I could give a shit about..What happened to the world Sergie..Between you, the market etc, Ouy Vey!

I think I will be using MY checkbook;-)) But who knows.....

I could play hoop and develop lower income housing and plant sea oats and do the world some good...

Time for bed, the windows are open the temp is about 60 degrees feels like Hermosa..Nite Nite:-)
joee Webmaster Periodicals..

We could get a fund together to support a law suit.
*****************************

what law suit?

I'm supporting NOTHING!
...unless Todd donates 5 gallons of Viacream and we have webmasters auction!
;-)))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

What about Fabian ,Sergie??
******************************

I don't wanna buy Fabian, fuck him,
I only want YOU!
;-))

so...can you also quote prices in Carties?
;_))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

Serge, very soon after I kill my programmer ;))

Nick, looking around June-ish (in Armenia for 2 weeks in April)

Tell SCG to be sure to have plenty of pierced/tatooed types on reserve and not so much alcohol this time...last time I was a bit um...over indulged ;)))

Can I bring Spanno with me? ;)))

SykkBoy

odds?
Nick help me build cash so I can tend to my goats in July

We could get a fund together to support a law suit.It seems de rigeur ;))

Nick help me build cash so I can tend to my goats in July

Serge,
I'm in.REALLY!!!!
***********************

great!

how much you wanna bet joee will start negotiating on Friday?
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

What about Fabian ,Sergie??

He owns 1/3 of a few of MY ventures also... Unlike other poeple I care and will not do that to Fabian...He could never put up with your chess game;-)
joee Webmaster Periodicals..

""before selling it,
consult PaulL,
he has experience in evaluation of 50% shares ""

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nick help me build cash so I can tend to my goats in July

Wow.. what a day JoeE and Holly both posting. I guess its going to rain tomm : (

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01082002/DSC01388.JPG
Hubba Holly : )
Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Are you an asshole ??

Sykk,
When you coming to Vancouver? SCG sends his best btw ;)Gonna be here in July?

Serge,
I'm in.REALLY!!!!

--err can we throw Cartiers too?

;))
Nick help me build cash so I can tend to my goats in July

sykk, what's new with you?

any new programs to introduce any time soon?
;-))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

joee,
before selling it,
consult PaulL,
he has experience in evaluation of 50% shares
;_)))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

SykkBoy,

Maybe Confucy IS a fisting
midget.
:-)
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

joee,
sell it to me,
you know I'll be JB's worst nightmare!

what are you waiting for?
;-)))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

Nick,
hahahah
well, the bulk of emails came from people who frequent the Pond...hey, I haven't C&Ped it to the folks over at GFY yet...of course, they could give a fuck, most are more worried why their midget fisting sites aren't converting better with the 50K in Hun hits...so to them, identity of confucy is of little to no importance... ;)))


SykkBoy

Now that you mention it....

I think I will sell to meni for $1.00..... ;-)))) or confucy...
or MikeAI's Mom special $0.50 ;-))

She could handle the books for surte:-)
joee Webmaster Periodicals..

put the sword down,Lisa ;))
Nick help me build cash so I can tend to my goats in July

Nick,
he said he wants to be hit by rolexes...
I think it's doable and he'll thank us for doing him a favor.

price...wanna give him the goat he can't refuse?
;-)))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

"was he Australian? ;)))) "

OY! I heard that! ;))


Lisa Profits, not promises!

I only get hit by rolexes;-))
joee
*********************

sure, I can bring you station wagon full of rolexes, I heard Brad wants to throw his in as well
;-)))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

Agreed :)

Price?
Nick help me build cash so I can tend to my goats in July

Nick,
wanna join me and buy joee out?
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

""1997- I walk in to Tropix.. terry having a meeting with RobG.. I walk in and Terry has a bottle of Vodka and a knife(sword) in his hand.. ""



was he Australian? ;))))
Nick help me build cash so I can tend to my goats in July

joee,
wanna sell your CEN share?
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

Sergie- seems the roller coaster hit you.. I only get hit by rolexes;-))
joee Webmaster Periodicals..

joee,
Fair point.You were also good with your ynot post yrs ago along the lines of "Nick's using unfair links to CEN" you answered "Nick can send traffic anyway he likes"....

That I remember too.

But later you listened to the loudest voice,not the most reasonable.

I have not heard JB's story.There is ALWAYS two sides...


bitter?me?naw ;))))))
I have
Nick help me build cash so I can tend my goats in July and enjoy the sun :)

I met Steve in Amsterdam.. and he asked me to drive to Gurnsey or Lichenstein or something with him? Talking about advanced banking and shit that I thought I would never be involved in..LOL! The year 99..
joee Webmaster Periodicals..

Believe me Push got his outta me..
joee
*******************

Push???

nevaaaahh!
;-))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

Remember that dude was licking what's her name.. Amber somethings feet at the table?

Believe me Push got his outta me..
joee Webmaster Periodicals..

did I get these friends at your house, mine or schwartz's? ;-))

Steve Cohens?
**********************

go check archives and find about your bragging taking fishing trips with him...

maybe his luck rubbed of on you finally?
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

Sykk,
""odd when I get more email about that than credit card spam""

C&P-ing to different boards is ....errr....GENUINE spam,I believe ;))

btw,more commercial email regarding CC's will be on its way ;))
Nick

did I get these friends at your house, mine or schwartz's? ;-))

Maybe at Push and Ro's?
******************************

yeah, Push still thanks you tremendously for ordering $300 bottle in Vegas and...charging it to HIS room!
;-)))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

The mad hatter?? Was he there Sergie? did I get these friends at your house, mine or schwartz's? ;-))

Maybe at Push and Ro's? How about Stephey and Janey? FM's ? Goulds?
Twan's? maybe Maier? or Mayor's?
Steve Cohens? etc. etc.

Maybe at Bert Milton's castle?
How about J. Stepehn Hicks or Hanks Londoners house? Earl Miller....now maybe there was a tough house but Steve Easton;-))

1997- I walk in to Tropix.. terry having a meeting with RobG.. I walk in and Terry has a bottle of Vodka and a knife(sword) in his hand..

2002- I walk in to a meeting with aol, laybor, corporate attorneys with their hands out...where is Terry when you need him;-))

We traded traffic and ideas....
You traded recurring;-))

Nick- notin' worth losing sleep over;-)) The circle continues:=)
I had the tough job of renegotiating
with you....now who was behind this and did it get cleared up?

Stevie wants to come out and play??
The playground is open again Monday...President's Day!

Sums it all up.......


joee Need Non-Adult Traffic?

shux, where is Omar when you need him?
;-)))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

Which joee you paraphrased when I chased you for the 30k you owed Netpond....

Nick
**************************

hahahahahahhaah,
no wonder he is in love with new management!

uh-uh-uh!
;-))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

""We are all in this Game together one way or another.... ""

Bullshit!!!!

We are all individual entrepreneurs.I may talk with my friends and wish them the best but if not:
lesson No1:"If they are not your friend or your family...fuck 'em"
Which joee you paraphrased when I chased you for the 30k you owed Netpond....

Nick

time to start by talking again to the processors and see what's REALLY going on out there;-)))
************************************

great idea,
start with CCBill and processing of beastiality sites,
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

To the last bangwah in Vegas,to bringing fm, babenet, vivid, igallery , python , silvercash(even maxcash once gave a smile), ars , jordan, jason, interclimax, intergal and DOZENS of others to communicate with each other and work for the better of the industry and webmaster.
***************************

...and now you are sucking dick because you didn't pay dues to Oprano.

that's what happens when one brings LittleC to work for betterment of the industry instead of MikeAI,
I'm sure you'll learn your lesson one day
;-))
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

Believe it or NOT.. Starting with the first party at IA2000....
*********************************

are you talking about the party you fucked Terry Woodworth up his ass with no lube????
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

this potentialy makes my little dispute with M-at look like a difference of opinion ;))
Nick

Quit picking on Netpond...
We are all in this Game together one way or another....
***********************************

joee,
go fuck yourself and take your idiot friends along,
you made too many moronic friends over the years, and this rubbed off on you.
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

What up Sergie?;-)
**********************

payouts of SexCheck are up,
thanks, Sless!
Serge This has been approved by: joee, aol, IRS, FLPD, confucA, HornyDokk, and Oprano

I think we need a Porn-a-lympics.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
nah, you'd get fucked in the ass by the Greek judge....
SykkBoy

mutt- what a backfire;-))

Quit picking on Netpond...
We are all in this Game together one way or another.... like or not traffic, content, 1 click, 12 clicks;-)) it all goes around in one big circle, some come in some go..The circle goes on.. Right Colin, My circle jerking friend?;-)

You can now use the name Steve Workman inconjunction with :

X_ics
Cr____ Publishing
Seth
Andy Chan__


I will not add JB to this list cause he will be straightened out
on the clean and WIDE righteous
PATH__ Not to be confucy'd (hehehe)
with NYSubway System;-))

I sold everything to myself;-))
The worst part about all this shit is it makes me feel and think I am extremely STUPID, but not an idiot, for trusting people. Good thing I was NEVER greedy and ALWAYS donated towards the webmaster..Believe it or NOT.. Starting with the first party at IA2000.... To the last bangwah in Vegas,to bringing fm, babenet, vivid, igallery , python , silvercash(even maxcash once gave a smile), ars , jordan, jason, interclimax, intergal and DOZENS of others to communicate with each other and work for the better of the industry and webmaster.

Those days are over it seems....
Ahhhhh..the good old days of playing 2 on 2 with Big freakin' MikeAI and his boy and me tryi8ng to cover his nbig ass(howver he was looking as slim as one big cajun his size can in Vegas;-))in Jersey in 98?? Robin Leach? It was a blast marketing these biz....

Now, even Holly who understands the webmasters no matter what opinion you have of her is getting the "we love you but"! never from this MF'er... I am in it to win it and
time to start by talking again to the processors and see what's REALLY going on out there;-)))

dokk- cannot make it to Jamaica but I am sure the invoice will be paid.

You guys email Raquel and tell her to bring her bag of webmaster tricks and treats and get Kyle there also......Right Zebra;-))





joee Need SignUps..Email Dana@emailbucks.com:=)

Here you go, I heard this at Net Management the other day:

A knock-knock joke for you all!

Knock Knock

Who's There?

JoeE

JoeE Who

Ah come JB let me and my mom in!




HAHAHAHA.. That joke just gets funnier!
Stevie

Good to see CEN clean the house of Joe E.

Hey Joe, arent you glad you made real friends in this biz like Evan, Sless, etc?

WORK IT OUT!!

Those guys dumped you out of the circle of fags quicker than they dumped J$.

Stevie

Two companies tried to do Porn Survivor on the Web. Both were colossal failures.
You have heard the saying for something that is almost impossible 'like herding cats'......'like herding pornstars' is worse from what i hear.

But when that PBS Frontline porn documentary was on, I went to Rob Black's website. The guy is a maniac. But i was looking through stuff and they have something called Porno Boot Camp.....it's like a combination of Porn Olympics and a Marine boot camp. Gotta admit it looked like a pretty clever idea for porn. "Will She Survive Anal Hill? ....they take new recruits only, girls who haven't done much porn.

Pretty gross site tho. Chicks don't look good, it's all about peeing and anal accidents and sticking girls heads down toilets. Not my thing.
mutt

good to see joe e around

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

God love Google;

Captain Cavemen
Scooby Dum and Shaggy
Dynomutt and Blue Falcon
Babu
Yogi and Boo Boo
Quick Draw McGraw
Mumbly

an all-star cast!!

Monk

The French judge would just screw you anyway. ;)


Ulfie

I think we need a Porn-a-lympics.

One of my favorite toons when I was younger was Laff-a-lympics... I'm having a hard time remembering the cast of characters though. I know Grape Ape was there.

Monk

Coed Skeleton would be better. Man on top. Skeleton is luge on your stomach going head first. So if we cut holes in the guy's skintight suit and the girl's skintight suit it could be the Mixed Anal Skeleton!

mutt

my finger hurts from clicking refresh since yesterday morning
Robert

Yeah, but if I am on top of her, I would have a cave to pitch my tent in. We could keep it our little secret.

know what i mean?

Monk

" the greatest weekend in Oprano's short history!
Persian Kitty telling her side of the story"
That is an excellent read, you have to go back a few pages now to get it but WELL WORTH SEEING!
(can that be archived in an east to find fashion?)
and the fact that it came out here on Oprano tells you something! ;-)


Sykk - I'd rather read the katty emails than know who confusy is ;-)))


Vick If you have to ask ... you'l never know -

Only problem would be that you would be pitching a tent in your skin tight suit at the bottom of the mountain. haha


Ulfie

i am petitioning to have the sport of 'Loogie' added to the Olympics.
Who can spit the biggest wad of shnot the furthest. My dream of being an Olympian is still alive!
mutt

*POP*

the sound of another corporate veil being pierced.

WWF is fairly litigious, i'd stay away from paysites with their people in it.
mutt

i think R-n still has that BlowMeLive nonsense in his program.

Don't know if CEN has a WWF girl site but if they do remember THEY ARE ONLY MANAGING THE TRAFFIC FOR THOSE CELEB TYPE SITES.....NO OWNERSHIP NO LIABILITY KNOW WHAT I MEAN???


mutt

Great idea Ulfie!!!

I think I will petition for coed luge in the 2006 Olympics.

I wonder if Jamie Sale is bizzy??

Monk