No blaming being dysfunctional on your parents. We are all grown up now and lots of us had traumatic childhoods, get over it.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru) I'm very picky about my carpet

Good Morn Oprano!
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

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Cleo,
My carpet needs munching...:)
Torone
Mon, 18 Feb 2002 06:23:28 - IP: 24.242.224.121 - Post # 57589
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hehe....this morning's humor is toooo much. :)



evertheory

Feeling a bit tired? This should wake you up:

http://flip.linnt.com/nice.swf

Turn on sound!
Troels

...and it wasn't into the same spot he dropped me on the head when I was very, very young
;-))
Serge

Serge,
At least it wasn't a jackhandle, LOL!
Torone

Sorry about that, Cleo! Meds, I guess.
Torone

Cleo,
But your tagline says...:)
Cleo,

Torone,
I owe a lot to my father,
he has lots to do with shaping my head in my younger days and
our old apartment in Russia still has the mark on the wall of a broom stick he landed on my head!
Serge

Timon,
It wouldn't be able to do either, nor walk.:)
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And the neighbours wouldn't have to listen to
the barking all day...

Sounds like a win-win situation to me!!

Timon

Torone
Do I look like a human vacuum?

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Cleo,
My carpet needs munching...:)
Torone

then put peanut butter on my nutsack and lay back?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Timon,
It wouldn't be able to do either, nor walk.:)
Torone

Meni
Just pour the food and water into the dogs and then shake them well.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Serge,
I will be very interested in what he has to say. That one you just posted was really good.;)
Torone

to top it off, I am feeding them only cuz he is staying a day later, whomever fed themthe first 3 days, left NO FOOD, I had to buy gravy train, now do I put water in gravy train?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

does anybody know the whole story what happened to joee? I don't have the money to afford the decryption software for his posts and it seems like really interesting stuff.
**********************************

yes,
Evan does.
Serge

Serge,
"God, please keep me safe from friends,
and I'll get rid of enemies myself"

Looks like your Dad made a pearl!
Torone
********************

Torone,
he is coming over today and I expect him to make a few more on the board
;-)))
Serge

If you give it no food and no water, it can't piss or shit
so you won't have to walk it either...
Timon

Oh...

...well just hang around the house for 15-20 minutes and let them have access to the bowls of food. If they don't go for it, throw the one guy in the hall.

Monk

one stays in the hallway, no bowl there
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I'm sating to put the food in their dishes.... and they will decide if they eat it or not... you can't lose.

Monk

oh so I just gotta let them out to piss?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,

It depends on the dog.

HOWEVER, most older dogs (2years+) will only eat the food in the dish if they are hungry. If they normally only eat at night, they will not touch the food you put out this morning anyway.

Monk

Question
JR is staying an extra day in FL
He had me feed his 2 dogs and let them out at 5 pm.
he said to go by again this morning to let them out, but I forget, do I feed them again?
do you feed dogs 2 times a day? or 1?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Morning Cleo, morning mr. Cash

MORNING COLIN! ;-)

Timon

'Sup Oprano?
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Good Mornin' Timon!
Torone (Big Bull

FX
I just checked my Maxcash stats and they are fine.

Good Fucking Morning everyone

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Morning Torone! :-)

I was getting lonely...

Timon

Serge,
"God, please keep me safe from friends,
and I'll get rid of enemies myself"

Looks like your Dad made a pearl!
Torone

cj - do you have any disgusting medical problems you'd
like to share with me? ;-)

Timon

timon ... thankyou for that warm welcome to oprano!!!

LMAO!!!
cj (vaginator) sexhit - $70 free signups - all day, every day!

FX, I wouldn't trust that coming from someone who
coughs up crap and blood in the morning ;-))
Timon

Thank you mutt
I will keep looking !

Thanks again!

FX


FX Have you every had one of those days ?

THat's old news fx. I think Maxcash redesigned their website recently.
They are very much still in business. Check around the site for 'View Stats' link, it's there.

mutt

hello everyone
this is the first time I have posted to this board but I thought this might be important if you're promoting
maximum cash
like me!

I just tried for my stats from maximum cash and found I don't have have any!

I did find this announcement at the bottom of the page where I would normally i would find a link to my stats.

On October 26, 2000, the Federal Trade Commission filed a case in the United States District Court for Arizona against RJB Telcom, Robert J. Botto, Jr., and Richard J. Botto (collectively, "defendants"), alleging that they have committed unfair and deceptive acts in the marketing of their adult entertainment business. Defendants have denied these allegations.

On December 1, 2000, the parties agreed to the entry of a preliminary injunction order which contains certain restrictions and prohibitions on defendants' business practices. Pursuant to the terms of the preliminary injunction order, we are setting forth certain provisions which may be relevant to your business dealings with defendants:

Defendants are restrained and enjoined from making, directly or through an intermediary, expressly or by implication, orally or in writing, any misrepresentation of material fact, including but not limited to falsely representing that consumers have purchased or agreed to purchase goods or services from Defendants, and therefore owe money to Defendants.

Defendants are restrained and enjoined from:

1. Billing or receiving money, or assisting others in billing or receiving money, from a consumer, including charging or debiting that consumer's credit, debit or checking accounts, without first obtaining the consumer's express verifiable authorization, which shall include at a minimum: (1) the consumer's credit or debit card number; (2) the consumer's credit or debit card expiration date; and (3) the consumer's zip code;
2. Billing or charging a consumer's credit or debit card account directly, or through the use of a third party processor or licensee, without ensuring that Defendants' full corporate name, or the name of the entity providing the service billed for, is disclosed at the point of sale, in the confirmation email described in Section VI of the Preliminary Injunction Order, and in the billing descriptor that appears on consumers' credit or debit card statements;
3. Billing or causing to be billed, or collecting or attempting to collect payment, directly or indirectly, from a line subscriber for any good or service, where the Defendants' sole basis for billing is its possession of the line subscriber's telephone number, whether obtained through Automatic Number Identification (ANI) or through any other means.
4. Defendants are restrained and enjoined from using a telephone or modem dialer program as a means of obtaining compensation from consumers who view their web sites.
5. Defendants have agreed to implement, or cause to be implemented, certain fraud detection methods for their affiliate and webmaster programs; to utilize these methods on a daily basis; and to promptly terminate affiliates and web masters who violate these methods.

Defendants have agreed to credit within five (5) business days any consumers who have been improperly billed in violation of the provisions of the preliminary injunction.

does that mean anyone in the state of Arizona is out of business? should I keep sending traffic to maximum cash? or should I play it safe and shut down?

FX

fx

"coughing up crap and some blood in the morning."

That's not bad at all ;-))

Timon

one method to quit smoking:
every time you have an urge to smoke a cigarette, lay your hand out palm down on a table and whack it with a hammer...after a couple days, you'll either not want to nor be able to smoke anymore...
SykkBoy

Kevin...smoke more pot. ;))
j/k

Where in OZ are you btw? Oh and Hi. ;)


Lisa Profits, not promises!

for alot of people the only way to quit smoking is get scared. Either a heart attack or cancer. Two people i know, 2 pack a day smokers, never smoked again after. Also Larry King who used to smoke like a fiend i could hear him smoking in his old radio show before he was on CNN, had a heart attack, never picked up another cigarette.

I quit once when I started coughing up crap and some blood in the morning. Then I decided it was better to smoke and just not look when I coughed :)
mutt

How did u give up smoking ?
what's the secret ? too hard
i think
Kevin Adult Webmaster Playground

thanks for the urls guys.

i forgot about neoplanet. Just want to use em for some web design work. I prefer the boring gray look myself.
mutt

mutt,

http://download.cnet.com/downloads/0-1461993-100-4561535.html?tag=st.dl.10001-103-1.lst-7-5.4561535
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

sorry, mutt, was busy making fun of Bob Costas....


SykkBoy

mutt, do you know Neoplanet?

http://www.neoplanet.com/site/products/browser.html

Timon

ok it looks like the ex officio Netpond troublemakers have all been put to bed :o)

anybody know where to get cool looking browser skins for either Netscape or IE?

mutt

VERY GOOD POINT SYKK!!

I don't smoke anymore and rarely ever drink.. damn... 10 years ago I was drinking and smoking obscene amounts like fucking crazy... amazing what a decade can do to ya...


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Moose
that's normal mode...imagine that intensified ;)))


SykkBoy make it then bank it

"think of me in "normal" mode....then ask the question again ;))) "

I dont know how many times i have walked up to Sykk at a show...talked to him for a while and then walk away and think to myself....Was he high? I didnt understand a word he said.

hahahaha
Moose

Perl:) .cgi

Enforcer,
think of it this way...
do you REALLY wanna see ME on drugs?

think of me in "normal" mode....then ask the question again ;)))
sextoyking Glass Dildos are selling like hotcakes!

Enforcer,
think of it this way...
do you REALLY wanna see ME on drugs?

think of me in "normal" mode....then ask the question again ;)))
SykkBoy make it then bank it

Anthony,
I would never fall for that.....twice

Anthony, it was that day it was raining and we hit the corner in front of th cop shop (and hadn't even been drinking) and whooooooosh, Red looked like he had be taking driving lessons from me ;))))
SykkBoy

...I don't do drugs
------------

Not even for your golf game? :>))

But then again you are likely beyond hope anyways.. :>))

I just won't say how bad I am though.. LOL


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Hey Sykk,

About this donuts thing...

The prowler can't get out of it's own way, let alone do donuts! =o)

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Oh well off for a shower and bed. ;))))
Night all
Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

ALL PRAISE R-N!!!

does anybody know the whole story what happened to joee? I don't have the money to afford the decryption software for his posts and it seems like really interesting stuff.

hey Canada barely beat Germany in hockey. We now suck at the only thing the world thinks we're good at.
mutt

Sykk,

About this tossing you off thing...

You didn't fall for his, let's take a shower and conserve water trick, did ya?


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

I'm assumign RedLion is "away from his computer" hahahaha
Just the redlion stories could jeopardize all our political futures....
SykkBoy make it then bank it

http://www.destinationkohler.com/bwr/bwr.html

http://www.destinationkohler.com/ws/ws.html

two GREAT course I want to golf someday.... The second one is a "links" style Irish course thatis right by Lake Michigan and is just like playing in ireland.



TheEnforcer Making Bank

sure that wasn't "toss you off" AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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well, we had been drinking.....LOL
SykkBoy make it then bank it

""toss you out"",sykk?

sure that wasn't "toss you off" AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

:)))))
Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

hahah Ant, except when RedLion kept threatening to toss me out of the Prowler if we happened upon some hot women....LOL
or our high speed donut in front of the cop shop ;))) damn rain slicked roads...hahahah
SykkBoy make it then bank it

We had some good times in Whistler. =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

damnit Enforcer, that's my problem...I don't do drugs...I'll just hang with RedLion in the bar for a couple hours ;))

Moose, I've heard stories of your Whistler trip as well...amazing the stories that place has...LOL
SykkBoy make it then bank it

Serge,
""you think joee is gonna go on the world tour?"

Bet on it! :)

Sykk,
The ATVing crack was below the belt!! ;)
Personally I don't give a fuck what you get up to,provided I don't get a call from Ant and Moose at 2am saying...

"ummmm....nothing heavy...but...ummm....have you heard from Redlion and the others...we sorta lost them and they are errr a bit errrr worse for wear...I'm sure they are all right though"

;)))

Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

Whistler rocks!

Moose

Hahaha.... I know the cure.. get really high and then watch Caddyshack and Tin Cup back to back and go play a round. Don't forget to smoke again before you go play. Do this seven nights in a row and by the end you'll be swinging like a champ...

;>)




TheEnforcer Making Bank

hahaha Anthony, and you guys were worried about ME...LOL

yeah, I think Ken falling on top of you as you lay there under the ATV was a bit rough, but you should have seen it from the top of the hill...LOL


SykkBoy make it then bank it

Fuck Off Moose!
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Sykk...

As R-n is my witness... I shall never ride an ATV again.

Not even a minute into our ATV trail, and I'm flying 40 miles in the air into boulders.

I didn't get hurt, but Ken jumping on my ATV which was on top of me fucked up my leg. =o)

I seriously saw my life flash before my eyes... Actually, I didn't. I was more like, how am I gonna get out of this fucking shit! =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Whistler?





Moose

Serge,
Exactly Serge.Friendship is earned.Some never waivered.
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..and with this thought I'm gonna hit the sack and have sweet dreams of milking goats in July
;-)))
Serge Nick, your BigS is a GREAT guy

yeah Enforcer, you should Anthony tear up the windmill....and the Wendy's drive-thru...I truly am but a novice to his abilities ;)))
SykkBoy make it then bank it

hahahahahahaha
from Serge's Dad
"{""God, please keep me safe from friends,
and I'll get rid of enemies myself""

Good advice!!!But like family,fights and shaving each others clicks between friends is normal.
But woe betide an outsider who does comes between!. ;))



Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

S'pose you could go around all the conventions telling anyone who will listen how JB ripped you off.
**********************************

you think joee is gonna go on the world tour?
;-))
Serge Nick, your BigS is a GREAT guy

hahahaha Anthony, but of course ;))

hmm, maybe we should take a run up to Whistler for some ATVing again? ;)))


SykkBoy

Enforcer,

SSSSSHHHHHEEEEETTTTT...

Half the time, I lose my Driver into the crap, let alone hit the ball! =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

What Anthony.. now you only whiff once instead of twice before actually hitting it off the tee??


;>0


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Serge,
Exactly Serge.Friendship is earned.Some never waivered.

I have few friends,some even unaware that they remain my friends,but you,joee,have none.

I will not deliever the last kick.

S'pose you could go around all the conventions telling anyone who will listen how JB ripped you off.

;))


We seem to have gone full circle,joee ;))

Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

Sykk,

I don't do it for Glory! I am much more selfish than that!

I do it for enjoyment!

Sykk stomping should be in the Special Olympics. =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Well, there's little glory in that Anthony...I mean, that's like saying you won the gold medal in the special olympics....
SykkBoy

Sykk,

What am I saying....?

It's no suprise to you. I habitually kick your ass. =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Sykk,

You'll be in for a suprise when you come up. =o)




Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Can't I just do something terrible?!
================================

Now Anthony, I tried not to bring up your golf game, but if you insist ;))))))


SykkBoy

...and this I learned in lessons from my father:
"God, please keep me safe from friends,
and I'll get rid of enemies myself"
Serge

joee,
Where are your fair weather friends posting and defending you?

;))
Nick
*****************

good point Nick, Very good point.

one of the first things I learned in English classes:
"The friend in need..."
;-))
Serge

Btw...

Whichever of you fuckers have that picture from Whistler, fucking with my golf clubs, better fess up!

I want a copy!

=o)

=======================

Joe, have you heard from Evan and all those other guys you used to hang with? I remember seeing the pics from Cannes, and how tight you guys were.

They still around, or are they the way of the Dodo?


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Serge please no pics of the testing : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Are you an asshole ??

Moose,

sounds great, mabey I will come visit, you know I love to fish. will you be near the grand rhone?

sextoyking Glass Dildos are selling like hotcakes!

Serge,

"Never ask the management for credit as a kick in the bollocks tends to offend!!" ;))

joee,
Where are your fair weather friends posting and defending you?

;))
Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

Todd...floor is going in this week.
Ready to move in 2 weeks. Have to get the bbq and hottub in..only things i care about ;-) ..fishing is near and golf is across the street.
Moose

Good Sykk,for I'd be forced to tell him to fuck off!! ;))
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That's it? Can't I just do something terrible?!

=o)
Anthony

Since dealing with you,I have followed that mantra ;))
******************************

"Credit spoils relations,
let's ALL be friends"
;-)))
Serge Nick, your BigS is a GREAT guy

Good Sykk,for I'd be forced to tell him to fuck off!! ;))

Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

Hey moose,

did you move yet to our beautiful state??

you and the family gotta come to bend this summer:) I close on my new house this week. you and the mrs can stay in the mother in law quarters:) don't worry, I will have Cable / Lan hookup for you..
sextoyking Glass Dildos are selling like hotcakes!

joee,
""Nicky.. Number 15. :=)
Or "in G-d we trust all others pay cash" ;-)) """


Since dealing with you,I have followed that mantra ;))

(my friends and family are excepted from this clause;)

if you misquote the lord....can we rely on your version of a contract? ;))
Nick we provide popcorn!!!!;))

note to Nick: I'm NOT bringing Moose


SykkBoy