Monk, try 2 man luge, now there is a sexy sport. ;)

Mutt, isn't glogrils or something like that CEN's? I thought they had a female wrestling site. I don't promote them so I can't say for sure.


Ulfie

Yes, they do look like a fresh-faced bunch. I think I will start training for 2006.

Monk

pull your pants up now Monk. you look ridiculous standing there like that.

ya know the Canadian chick who won the 500 meter speed skating gold medal was pretty cute too.

Man all these people are so wholesome looking, i feel so sleazy. Girls without tattoos, i didn't think they still existed.



mutt

What was Joee's reference to a WWF Girls site all about??

Was that secret code or did he mean a celeb site with wrestling girls?

Monk

Just got back from a nice weekend away from the computer and with my kids...catching up on boards, mail, spam, blah blah blah...I'm amazed...more emails about who Confucy is than spam...y'all are some catty motherfuckers in this business, eh? ;)))


SykkBoy

"Seems they like Jerry Springer and meni;-))))"

Are you kidding? That is a freak show... a train wreck of human tragedies, I say.

Springer show is ok though. :o)


Monk

The cameramen did a good job.... very tight closeups on Sale for long periods of time...god bless their talented work!!

Can we bring her back for speed skating or something? I need more.

Monk

She's gotten cuter as the week has gone along. I think cuz she's not wearing all the makeup that they put when they perform. I have never understood makeup, on the day a girl gets married some mystery person kidnaps the bride and puts the worst Bozo the clown makeup on them and they look HORRIBLE!

Russian girl is cute too. Back up the BANGBUS ......ALL ABOARD!!!

i also notice something alot these days, how far dentistry has come. if u look at anybody like under 30, they mostly all have great teeth.

Winter Olympics are better than the Summer ones, more cozy and the sports are cool because u don't watch them all the time, only once every 4 years. Vancouver/Whistler is getting them probably in 2008.


mutt

Mutt, I agree, that Canadian chick looks like a candidate for a ride on the bang bus. ;) Hot and bitchy looking!


Ulfie

man this business warps you


I'm watching the Canadian and Russian couple standing in the podium their anthems playing and I'm looking at the two girls and all i can think of is two words.....CONTENT AND BUKKAKE!!!
mutt

"a person who seeks revenge, must first dig two graves"

... of course since trials have a way of bringing many nasty things to light that no-one anticipated... and this business is full of those nasty things, it may be more appropriate to dig a few thousand.

JR

so what happened on Netpond this weekend?
**********
I think they had one or two posts.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Man this has been the greatest weekend in Oprano's short history!
Persian Kitty telling her side of the story, Confucy with the first Pear and Moron Says in one quote, Far-L on his one man crusade against everybody, Hoary Holly Lee Noga funnies, and now Joee with that rip snorting post!!!!

ALL PRAISE OPRANO!!!!

so what happened on Netpond this weekend?


mutt

JoeE, glad to see you are doing well and spending time with family. You and I have discussed how important family is many times...

Hope you are happy to see that CEN is working with Oprano now!!

http://trafficcashgold.com
Mike AI Been making webmasters money for a lifetime!

JoeE, glad to see you are doing well and spending time with family. You and I have discussed how important family is many times...

Hope you are happy to see that CEN is working with Oprano now!!

http://trafficcashgold.com
Mike AI Been making webmasters money for a lifetime!

How about the real Holly and and I team up for ALL THE REAL INDUSTRY BEHIND THE SCENES DIRT NEXT SHOW?;-)) C'mon Hmoss..we have been keeping(with dokk's help) the webmasters informed for a couple of years now.....Seems they like Jerry Springer and meni;-))))

WWFgirls sites converting good;-))

Mr. Steve Workman has been fired from Net Management. He does NOT represent any entities that I or my trusts own. Beware.......If you have any "deals" with Mr. Workman or Mr. Bennett for everybodys benefit make sure they are approved by me. What up Sergie?;-) MikeAI?;-)

Both have committed fraud agianst me and one has to go...duh??;-)))

One will be jailed the other will be barred from practicing.

Unfortunately Mr. Bennett cannot be happy unless he gets to be Joee in cannes;-))) You gotta be a man FIRST to be THE man JB, Steve;-))

Ask your girls....They'll tell you that you hide and twist the truth but MY MOM will be on your doorstep
Monday with flowers. You gonna look her in the eye? Neither of you 2 slimeballs can even look at me in the eye..cowards. just left Dave and Buster's with my MOM niece nephew, etc.. you want to look at my DAUGHTER and tell her you BOTH are trying to rob me through LOOP HOLES.

JB pays and Steve drinks..next meeting. Robbed me in the aol disicion. Why would I settle for $7.5 million whenh they were suing us for $10 million? Steve, did you get kickbacks from any other of the $1.5 million I spent on attorneys for the good of this industry?

See you guys in mediation Thursday.
Please have your heads examined as I am in a position to rip the company to shreds , however The Reason I Do Not Yet Is For The People I Care About That Work There.

Everydog has his day.. Now Junkyard dog has his way;-))

You guys talk to Gould, Schless and try to turn them against me..not Kosher! Alas, I have found accounts through the processors that John did not tell me about.. When JB?? When were you gonna tell me?

This biz was great then you got GREEDY and threw your misery into it. Everybody but you and Steve keeps at least a girlfriend(that is not paid for) Hint Hint:-))

C,mon Steve ...sent somebody an email saying you represent Net Management.. I dare you:=)

Next comes JB lieing to me about IRS.... Next week's info:-)
joee Responsibility!

Serge, that gallery is a beauty. My surfers would love it then come back to my site to buy something. A webmasters dream. Whoever built it spent a lot of time to not sell anything. ;)


Ulfie

I'm going out to play with the other fishes...
Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

If you're selling goats several boards have developed a fetish for them lately.
**************************

several processors developped taste for them as well,
just ask KK
;-))
Serge new seminar, anyone?

Ulfie,
hahahahahaha

I too have little time for "virtual" coffee etc.Or arguing why i should not blindlink the living shit out of surfers,neither do I have the patience of MikeAI to explain to "amateurs" ;))

Voltar's newbie board however has my respect,and is populated by newbies with all the makings of top flite webmasters.

BTW dicklesswonder (dw for short) if I was really spamming I'd have the page open when the recieptient opened there email :))
Nick Spamming in the name of the lord...we're spamming;)))

Ulfie, how do you like this gallery?
http://www.stay-hard.net/clean/010e.htm
Serge new seminar, anyone?

If you're selling goats several boards have developed a fetish for them lately. I'm not into the beasty stuff but I think I'm seeing a trend developing.


Ulfie

a drive hello

and a whoop
go Canada go :)
Blondy

Depends on what you're selling.
********************************

Fast cars
Good Goats
Good Music
Good Sex
Good Friends.
Serge new seminar, anyone?

Ulfie, you've got mail!
Serge new seminar, anyone?

btw, I was being facetious about the boards that offered prizes. Lot's of newbies on them. You can land a big fish at Oprano or a lot of little ones somewhere else. Depends on what you're selling.


Ulfie

Cleo, how do you spend your money?
*************************
Fast cars
Good Grass
Good Music
Good Sex, toys cost money
Time spent with friends, I cover for my friends that don't have.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Serge, no I haven't. send me an e-mail ulfie at porngang.com


Ulfie

Cleo, how do you spend your money?
*************************

Pelligrino???

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

""Money don't buy happiness""

it allows me to be miserable in comfort though ;))

btw redlion,and Anthony:
Dicklesswonder did make a valid point.I'm not as rich as I should be!!!!GET WORKING!!!

;))
Nick If you can send lots of joins....lets talk ;)))

Elliot, go check out the boards where they offer prizes for posting. Lot's of posts and all from top notch webmasters. ;)
**********************************

Ulfie, did you get the new dates for craw fish get together?
Serge new seminar, anyone?

but most of all don't be afraid to spend some of the money. Money don't buy happiness, but it does buy lots of pleasures.
******************************

Cleo, how do you spend your money?
Serge new seminar, anyone?

Elliot, go check out the boards where they offer prizes for posting. Lot's of posts and all from top notch webmasters. ;)


Ulfie

I guess you look for more then just financial gain.

Yup,fun!!!And the satisfaction of finding something that I'm shit hot at.Looking at naked women :))
*********
There you go Nick, stop and smell the flowers on the way, look at some nekkid woman, have a fucking life, but most of all don't be afraid to spend some of the money. Money don't buy happiness, but it does buy lots of pleasures.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Elliot O,

I dont know about beef,
but you found the Gumbo.

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Looking around the boards to see where the action for advertising is....Is everyone making tons of money they have no time to post?

Topniche has a total of 5 posts per day...AdultNetsurprise has a total of about 15 per day...wich 10 of are paid employees.Netpond has Alien the blabbering idiot posting all day.

Where is the beef?
Elliot 0

Holly,
Your list of friends and great people seem to show a decided lack of knowledge of what goes on behind closed doors.;))

Mine and most opranauts main difference from porn gentlemen..is being upfront about it :))

Cleo,
Pls don't make me sue you for defamation ;))

---I guess you look for more then just financial gain.

Yup,fun!!!And the satisfaction of finding something that I'm shit hot at.Looking at naked women :))

Serge,
spacebar??? Naw they accept I have no knowledge of a spacebar.My true friends accept me DESPITE it ;))

Nick

Screw the money, Screw the friends
Im here to get laid.
:-))
I started out with nothin and I still have most of it left.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

I guess you look for more then just financial gain.

Cleo_LinkUP
************************

yes,
Nick is like Dig,
he loves to be loved...
;-)))
Serge new seminar, anyone?

the only TRUE happy people on this planet are either dead or imbecills...
*************
I'm happy and I'm not dead. Do you think I'm an imbecile?

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

It is amazing how many friends I have Cleo,all over the place.:)
*************************************

but do you have a TRUE friend???

The firend who can buy you key board with space bar working
;-)))
Serge new seminar, anyone?

My friends earned my friendship and I earned there's.
*************
Nick
In all my time on the web I've only heard one person that had anything bad to say about you and many have had lots of good things to say about you. I guess you look for more then just financial gain.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Is Mr. Bill a happy man?
*************************

the only TRUE happy people on this planet are either dead or imbecills...

even Alien is not happy
;-)))
Serge new seminar, anyone?

hmmmm....very extensive and comprehensive list...

AGA, neither you nor me made it there...
;-(((

let's go back to finishing school
;-)))
Serge new seminar, anyone?

Back from the movies :)

"""...its been my experience that the guys with the fanciest or fastest cars or the loudest motorcycles have the smallest dicks."""

Mine is ingrowing :)

Dravyk,
Thks bud :)I know it must be a shock to realise that my commercial email operation is in fact legal :)

The sad fucks that protest or claim I use relays in Korea are just that...sad fucks.(Sorry alex;)

It is amazing how many friends I have Cleo,all over the place.:)

My friends earned my friendship and I earned there's.
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

A new approach to spam?
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Is Mr. Bill a happy man? Will his money buy him all that he desires or is his money just an asset enables him the freedom to seek out that which he desires?

Personally I want it all and try to grab what comes my way. Not ignore anything not to do with increasing my net worth.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Oh darn. I knew I would get some people upset by not including them as gentlemen. My ICQ is lighting up like a Christmas tree.

Meatman is also a gentleman. Ron Levi is also very much a gentleman. Kaiser is also a true gentleman.
How could I forget my dear friend Joee. A gentleman of course. The Sweet brothers from Vancouver, the guys who shoot all that great content where they shoot large amounts of semen on the faces of very young girls, of course they are also true gentlemen.

I know I have left out others. Please don't be upset if you were left out.

hugs

Hoary Holly
Hoary Holly

Money is freedom, money is power, but in the end life is about alliances and friendships, not money.
**********************

that what I told Bill gates the other day,
word for word and he disagreed....

fucking' Bill!
;-)))
Serge

Interesting isn't it that not one of those names visits Oprano. It should make you all think about what kind of image you are projecting shouldn't it?
****************************

very lousy image!
;-(((

MikeAI,
whatta we gonna do????
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO????

want me to call confucA, so she can bait them and they'll cum?
;-)))
Serge

leo, why are you here?

to make friends or make money?
****************
I am here for possibilities. The possibility to make money, The possibility to make friends, The possibility to learn something new, The possibility of just being amused. Isn't that what socializing and networking is about or has life just become about money? Money is freedom, money is power, but in the end life is about alliances and friendships, not money.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

I still don't know what all the schoolboy giggling here is about and I don't really care to find out. But I will tell you that there are some real gentlemen in the adult industry. There's OZ from TrueCash, YnotBob and Greg from Ynot, RB and Bob from MaxCash, SEGuru, of course Lee whom I've already mentioned, and quite a few others.

Interesting isn't it that not one of those names visits Oprano. It should make you all think about what kind of image you are projecting shouldn't it?

hugs

Hoary Holly
Hoary Holly

I'll pay whatever needed to see the next convention, the seminar entitled

"How to be a proper Porn Gentleman"

paneled by Serge, MikeAI and Lee Noga
*********************

piece of cake....
take a look at my previous seminars I gave over the years:
http://cotac.com/~knight/
Serge

Doesn't seem like a way to make a lot of friends.

Cleo
*****************

Cleo, why are you here?

to make friends or make money?

always keep your eyes on the ball
;-)))
Serge

I didn't know you were that close to Joee Serge.
*********************

my houses were open to him,
and I was in his houses, and he repaid me to the penny $100 loan and never charged any wines to my room,
he is good in my book for money when he asks me.
Serge

Jeez this place is like some big juvenile frat house. I think all of you here especially Serge and MikeAI
could learn a lesson or two from Lee Noga about how to be a gentleman.


OMG, I'm dying over here...

I'll pay whatever needed to see the next convention, the seminar entitled

"How to be a proper Porn Gentleman"

paneled by Serge, MikeAI and Lee Noga


Would be a much bigger draw than any Player's Ball


ROFLMAO !!


photo Your House of Pith

is he your friend? is he your family?
than FUCK HIM!
**************
Doesn't seem like a way to make a lot of friends.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

ConfucA? No. Should I know them?

Joee just called again. Some Cuban drag queen posted bail for him and he's out but he's upset because he has to be the 'entertainment' at a private gay bath house in Sobe to pay back the debt. He's not happy needless to say. He said he was hoping his old friend Serge would help him out. I didn't know you were that close to Joee Serge. Please help him out. I am broke and really don't care what happens to Joeee.

hugs

Hoary Holly
Hoary Holly

Just got done with a rather strange and kind of disturbing day, did I miss anything important, is porn still being sold, has the missing matter of the universe been found?

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Serge my friend, I will say that above ANYTHING you have taught me, is to to be loyal to oneself... anyone who does not, is a liar.
*********************************

Seth, my friend,
NickatIlynx was a better student....
and the "teachings" he recalls were:

is he your friend? is he your family?
NO!?
than FUCK HIM!
;-))
and THAT was the ULTIMATE
"Loyalty Lesson"
;-))
Serge

"Jeez this place is like some big juvenile frat house."

Wait until Far-L comes back and it will be like a kindergarten.


Monk

Maybe I'm out of touch with all the industry gossip
*******************
More like out of touch with
reality, but its all good.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Serge my friend, I will say that above ANYTHING you have taught me, is to to be loyal to oneself... anyone who does not, is a liar.

was that pithy enough ? ;-))

photo Your House of Pith

Can Post # 57329 be saved somewhere for posterity
Moron's board maybe

Must be that damn Micheal Jackson jacket that gave the impression
Or peeing standing up
Or looking at tits ;-)



Vick Funky mutherfucker don't 'cha know

Pay me what I'm worth or don't bother bringing anymore job offers to me.
*************************

and what exactly you are worth?
;-))
Serge

Hmmmm..

Hoary,
do you know who confucA is?
;-)
Serge

Jeez this place is like some big juvenile frat house. I think all of you here especially Serge and MikeAI
could learn a lesson or two from Lee Noga about how to be a gentleman.

And thank you for your oh so generous offer Serge but $5.50 an hour isn't going to get you anywhere. Pay me what I'm worth or don't bother bringing anymore job offers to me.

hugs

Hoary Holly
Hoary Holly

Lee Noga is a nice guy. Is he still in th the biz by the way?
******************************

of coarse,
he is on assigment and you can call him
Agent 666
Serge

What the heck? Another person laughing about Lee being a nice guy.
Maybe I'm out of touch with all the industry gossip. Is Lee not a nice guy? Has he done bad things to people? Doesn't pay his bills? Spammer?

Well I can only go by my personal experience with the man and will stand by what I said about him. Lee Noga is a nice guy. Is he still in th the biz by the way?

hugs

Hoary Holly
Hoary Holly

This is classic reading here the past few days. I agree, Lee is a pretty nice guy. hahahaha This will definately make a nice chapter in the book. ;)




Ulfie

I'm in tears over post # 57329
Lee Noga is a real nice guy
Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha




Vick If you have to ask ... you'l never know

Excuse me but did I miss something?
Why is this photo person laughing because I mentioned that I like Lee Noga.

I don't Lee that well but I have spent a few minutes with him discussing business at a few conferences. He was with Ron Levi's company for awhile wasn't he?
Well whatever you think about Lee I am sticking by what i said about him, he's a very nice guy. He was of course staring down my blouse the whole time but I am a bit of a flirt. :)~

hugs

Hoary Holly
Hoary Holly

I am a whore and I don't work for free!
*******************

shit, this is a seriuos argument to concider!
ok, ok, $5.50 per hour and we need you part time.

Just say YES!
and you got yourself a job!
Serge

photo Oprano, the ONLY board any HIGHLY intelligent webmaster needs without ass kissing
Sun, 17 Feb 2002 05:15:22 - IP: 64.163.55.82 - Post # 57321
********************************

hey, Seth, thanks!!!!!

your loyalty to Oprano will be noted eventually,
good job, man!
Serge

Serge do you hate women? Do you take pleaure insulting me? As if I would ever work for free. I was the head of marketing for a very successful publically traded company. Ok maybe not so succesful but it was still a very pretigious job that paid very well. I am a whore and I don't work for free! Do you understand or should I type in a thick Russian accent for you?

hugs

Hoary Holly
Hoary Holly

There was a job posted in the NY Times today, it read.

Are you tired of working for
$9.75/hour?
Apply today at Brooklyn Sanitation
Dept. and start earning $9.00/hour.

I'm just wondering how many people
will NOT read that correctly and
think they are getting a good deal.
May have been a misprint too.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Meni if Katie can handle living with me on my parents porch, she could handle an upgrade to trailer.

She always told me it was important to remember where we came from!


Mike AI Domains for sale!

... after all, wasn't it Serge who was the first to confirm her ability to pee standing up ??
********************************

Nope, it was FIRST!, finally!!!
Ron and Al Hadhazy came second this time...after Lee caught him with his hand inside ZMaster cookie jar
;-)))
Serge

and how much would the job pay?
*********************************

Pay?????

OpranoContent pays ZERO, but lets you promote your own content!

job made in Heaven!
Serge

I know Lee Noga fairly well. He's a nice guy.


LMAO !!!!


Could this be a second, simultaneous pearl and outta the mouths of morons ????

BTW, the Lee Noga I know, would be proud to be referred to as one of the guys... after all, wasn't it Serge who was the first to confirm her ability to pee standing up ??


;-))




photo Oprano, the ONLY board any HIGHLY intelligent webmaster needs without ass kissing

Refresh my memory please. Who the hell is George? Indian content? Indian content as in firewater drinking buffalo hunting me big Chief Tonto American Indian or do you mean 'What flavor of Slurpee can I be making for you now sir' kind of Indian content?

I took a look at the Content board. What would my duties be and how much would the job pay? And don't insult me again with that $5 dollar an hor bullshit.

hugs

Hoary Holly
Hoary Holly

Mike will kate stay long after you give your money away to charity and you move into a trailer?
thats love

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

damn, I KNOW you have
never seen me naked
now.
Unless you was wearing
magnifying glasses.
:-)




voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

"...its been my experience that the guys with the fanciest or fastest cars or the loudest motorcycles have the smallest dicks."
_________________________


I can confirm this. Since I am hung like a flea, I have had to invest in 4 seperate sports cars!!

Confucy you got me!
Mike AI Domains for sale!

Thank god my motorcycle isnt
very loud.
:-))
*******************

voodoo, old news, I already posted twice that your dick is 10 1/2 inches long
;-))
Serge

Hoary Holly and/or Confucy
I hope this will help you out.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN%3D0880483652/103-2291605-0403820
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

What the heck are you babbling about now Serge?
***********************

I dunno...George put me up to it, he says you have the best Indian content on the market...
Serge

"...its been my experience that the guys with the fanciest or fastest cars or the loudest motorcycles have the smallest dicks."
***********************
Thank god my motorcycle isnt
very loud.
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Holly,
also...would you mind taking over Content Board?
http://opranocontent.com/msgboard/ ? ?


George speaks highly of you and that you DO know content...

Serge

What the heck are you babbling about now Serge? Senility doesn't become you.

I have nothing against any of those women. I don't even recognize most of those names. I know Lee Noga fairly well. He's a nice guy. KK? Never heard of her. PK of course I know who she is but I have had no contact with her. Magic? Silly name she must be a twit but again I have never met her. HornyHolly sounds familiar however.


Hoary Holly

Hoary Holly , and let me tell you something:
there is one webmaster, called confucy,
under threat of law suit you will be prohibited from throwing her from the chat room during radio show, understand!?
;-))
Serge

I'll do a show on oprano radio

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mike and Serge,

Remember this is just business. I mean nothing perssonally and I am still very open to working with Oprano on these new projects you are hinting about. An Oprano radio program? That does interest me. I'll have you know Webmaster Confessions was the most listened to webmaster radio show of them all. You can check with Dokk on that. Sometimes we had as many as 37
concurrent listeners connected our feed.

hugs

Hoary Holly
Hoary Holly

http://hollymoss.com

I have one thing to say:

NICE TITS!


Mike AI Domains for sale!

No, Mike, she was talking about George,
I checked that cross refernce too!
;-))
Serge

Believe what you want about me. Go take another swig of goat semen you old fool.
**********************

don't worry, babes, your secret is safe with me and Luke, we won't tell anybody
;-)))

KK, Magic, HornyHolly, PK, Lee Noga...
what other women you don't like?
Serge

Serge, Confucy made another post on another board about loving to be fucked in the ass, and then have the cum shot on her face. I think she was talking about me!! :-)


Mike AI Domains for sale!

I am not jealous of anybody Serge. Believe what you want about me. Go take another swig of goat semen you old fool.

I have business to take up with your sidekick Mike Serge, don't get jealous. http://www.hollymoss.com
Mike that was an outrageous thing to do and it is going to cost you Jethro! You have taken MY domain name and put some cheap little slut's website on it. You have damaged my reptuation and caused me at least 3 million dollars of emotional distress. The only cheap little slut who should be on that domain is ME! I want what is mine, the domain back and 5 million dollars in damages. Once my attorneys are done with you the only thing you'll have left is your bib overalls and the dumb look on your face!

hugs

Hoary Holly
Hoary Holly

This includes Horny/Hoary Holly... and even Confucy!
Mike AI
*****************

of course!

I know deep inside confucA loves us both and she even made VERY POSITIVE and TRUTHFUL comments about my dick!
(I betcha she has an inside information as usual)
;-))

"...its been my experience that the guys with the fanciest or fastest cars or the loudest motorcycles have the smallest dicks. I think that's what they call over-compensation or inferiority transference. So if you're driving a station wagon, come on over baby, it must be HUGE!"
Serge

damn..you gotta be still on the line with joee,
I call and your number is busy
;-(((
Serge