Goldurnit' Far-L you done stirred up the lynch mob!


homegrownmof #1 $$ per click in thestatistician.com

Serge: XXXOOO

-Deb of the Web
Far-L eating pancakes and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Been a while since I've been on here...kind of missed it... the only person who gets all my historical references is Serge...
Far-L slaying giants and making great amateur xxx since 1982
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Deb of the Web,
is that you?
;-))))
Serge

MikeAI: Just making sure you see my response to your post on Rick's AM board...

"Nice to see you here, and lord knows that I am always thankful for the money we once made with you, but maybe you should've stayed home. The amateurs I know here are for the most part professional, helpful, and generous. This is a board where people are about business. From my experience on Oprano, you are extremely prone to unprovoked character assasination, supposition and false accusations, and since it is only directed at your competition and not your allies, then I would certainly question your ethics.

Obviously, all the amateurs here who thought they could work with AI and who certainly felt burned because they sent unrecipricated traffic raise, if not a question about your ethics, then one about your professionalism.

Your post on this board simply reflects your arrogance toward these matters. If AI is closed to submissions because only you and your friends are getting all the play there, why then don't these struggling amateurs know it already? That seems like a pretty petty way to solicit traffic.

I hope our growing success and popularity is one of the contributing factors in your having to actually work. That would certainly appeal to the petty, jealous, unprofessional side of me.

If times are tougher for you now, then maybe should get some real amateur content on your site. We will be sitting patiently by the keyboard and awaiting your email."

Since I am sure we will not be hearing from you anytime soon, I suggest you keep whistling Dixie and remember Shiloh.

(driving hard and working my ass off for all those long hours, I guess I really needed a pee break...)

Go ahead and let it rain... while I let it reign...

Been a while since I've been on here...kind of missed it... the only person who gets all my historical references is Serge...
Far-L slaying giants and making great amateur xxx since 1982

I saw that on HBO. I'm not sure I would want glass in me, what if it broke at the heat of the moment, lol.
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How much heat do you produce there, Cleo?!? I put Pyrex in a 450 degree oven and it's OK ;)

Peaches

(Castro Convertible, that is:-)
Serge

Serge,
I have rejected mamon.My wallet is bear.

;))

Red,
Miracles take work.The impossible he is still working on.

Rev Nick

I saw that on HBO. I'm not sure I would want glass in me, what if it broke at the heat of the moment, lol.
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what's all this talk about Pyrex???

Todd, will you send me one sample for good 'ole times sake???

I helped Castro in my younger days, you know
;-)))
Serge

Hey Reverend,

Skip to the part of the scripture where our Lord R-n's swears vengence against the sun. (It comes out every day, explicitly against R-n's Divine Decree) :-))

Red

but then R-n spoke to me.

Changed my life...
*************************

Al Hadhazy says that Ron also hired
Shuster and Dragon, Attorneys at Law
to collect royalties from EVERYBODY he put in this business
;-))

have your wallets ready, boys!
;-)))
Serge

11 And R-n said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed: and it was so.

:P~~~~~

;))


Reverend Nick

Todd
I saw that on HBO. I'm not sure I would want glass in me, what if it broke at the heat of the moment, lol.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Todd you can quote me on this, while you and I may never see eye to eye on politics, we are ALWAYS on same page with Sex Toys!


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Todd,

Excellent,

I think they'll do really well. Too bad they're a day late for V-Day, ah well guess the lady will get a late present she'll smile about.


Toolz ARS

All Hail Our Lord R-N!


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Hi Toolz,

yep, all our products are 100% pyrex, just like they had on hbo. We just got the store done yesterday, and I sent a little add in our sextoy newsletter, and the sales were pretty dang good.

Affiliate software is done, proggie opens next week. 3 tier, 30% commissions on all sales.

hopefully I can get mikeai to review and send some photos:))
sextoyking Get your glass Dildos here!

but then R-n spoke to me.

Changed my life...



;))
Nick

A little Nickatilynx Trivia...

Did you know, that at one time, Nick was studying to be a priest?

It's true. He quoted R-n's scriptures by memory.

SideKickGuru™


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Mike,HALLEAUH!!!

Lets read from the book of Cyberotica

1 In the beginning R-n created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of R-n moved upon the face of the waters.

3 And R-n said, Let there be light: and there was light.

4 And R-n saw the light,and saw that it was good: and R-n divided the light from the darkness.

5 And R-n called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6 And R-n said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

7 And R-n made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.


Reverend Nick

Todd,

Is this glassware like the Pyrex glassware they did a special on Real Sex on HBO? Very cool stuff but the guys originally marketing it didn't seem to be very net savy, it should do well for you.


Toolz ARS

looks like Paypal is having a good day

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=PYPL&d=t

opened at 15.41 and currently at 21.84


Stallion

I apologize for my worse the normal spelling. I am still hung over from a long Valentines night! :-)

Sabby, I am not sure how you can even deal with those people on Amateurmasters. That DJ guy thinks he is Johny Cocheran. He probably barely has a GED! hahaha

Nothing worse then people who think they have some soft of legal education dispensing legal advice! :-)

I have doubts that DJ could afford to even live on my momma's porch!

I thank my lucky stars everyday that R-n, gave me the idea to take picture of naked ladies and put them on the web. He could have given the idea to DJ and our roles could have been reversed.

Thanks Almighty R-n!


Mike AI Domains for sale!

Confucy I assume derives from Confucious so therefore practice what you preach ;)

"To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it."
Nick

You know that Serge doesn't care about spreading the truth. All he cares about is creating havoc. He is a Russian fur-ball who likes to stir the pot.
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I am NOT Russian,
I am Jewish Russian,
HUGE difference.

Secondary,
would you please correct ALL Mike'sAI spellings?

I hear he paus 1 cent per correction,
you can make a fortune TODAY alone
;-))

I am next, but I only pay 1/2 cent
;-))
Serge

hmmmmm.... actually I think the term "amateur" should really refer to someone who doesn't do what they do for a living. If you get paid, you aren't really amateur.

I am an independent web model/entertainer.

Sabby:)
Sabrina

My definition would be the same,Mike.In fact putting a woman with fake tits on one of my amateur sites is punishable by death. ;)

BTW look at that site ilynx.com...totally amateurish,what a moron.

;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Mike,

I won't get into the great job our truckers / teamsters do for this great land, I meant that as a slam on torone, mabey you both should wake up? :)

Btw, I drive a jeep and am far from stuck up, as anyone who knows me will tell you so. All you wanted republicans wanted Bush / Ashcroft, even knowing what industry we are in. I fucking BEGGED you all online, you said fuck that Todd, I aint voting for no sticking liberal, etc, etc, etc.

Ok, well as you had the right to vote for whoever you wanted, as that is the American way, you also now can sit back and watch the Edwin Meese days come alive too.

Whois Fucked? me or you, probably both of us. who was right in there predictions mike? we shall see..

You all laugh your ass off at liberals, but who is the fist group to stick up for civil rights, and to stick up for our rights, our 1 amm. rights to show fucking Porn online??
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on another note bro, do you like the glassware we came up with?? :)
sextoyking Get your glass Dildos here!

HEHE good point Nick, one that is made many times.

My defnitions:

"amateur" is a niche in the adult business like anal, or transsexual. Basicly it is a niceh where the models do not look like professional models, but rather like the girl nextdoor. They are real people rather then porn stars.

Of course in my opinion most "amateur niche webmasters" are indeed amateurish in the way they conduct business. Funny how that is.


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Ok,will a REAL Amateur please post!

Confucy and LeeNogta excepted ;)))
Nick

Ibill update:

I was told by our rep this morning that the $1 donation will be removed from our pay pages today.

I will let you guys know whether or not this takes place.
JimW 81 sites, weekly payouts, emailed stats, etc...

Mike, why would you condone Mutt's attack? All I said was that I was sick and tired of people not telling the whole story. You know that Serge doesn't care about spreading the truth. All he cares about is creating havoc. He is a Russian fur-ball who likes to stir the pot.

I don't know who Mutt is, but I have read his comments for the past year, and my opinion is that he doesn't do his homework. I simply supplied him with the truth about Cambria, and he blows up and calls me every rotten name he has in his limited vocabulary.

Is this the way you wish guests on your board to be treated? If so, I am very disappointed in you. I feel sorry for your girlfriend.

By the way, Mikey.....it is Lew Payne, not Lew Pane. Why not take the time to read the lawsuit instead of remaining ignorant.
http://www.symation.com/lppi
confucy Time for MikeAI Counseling

whoops, almost forgot,
RB who runs Karas Amatuers
is not an amateur either...even though he used to sign his e-mails as
"Kara"
;-))
Serge

Must be a quiet fucking board then ;)))
Nick

Nick,
I don't know about Carol, but neither you, nor Mike, nor Danny are
"amateurs"
;-)
Serge

MikeAI,

define "amateur"

Is Carol cox an amateur?Are you?Am I?

;)))
Nick

It is one thing to learn about the past; it is another to wallow in it. --Kenneth Auchincloss

Nostalgia is a seductive liar.
--G.W. Ball

;))

Nick

Yeah Serge, I am not making the mistake of Push and Ro... I have given up on amateur webmasters a long time ago. They are petty, ignorant, and only care about drama.

That explains why most of them can barely scratch out a living in this industry.

I have never seen the list of Millionaire Amateur Webmasters - if one exists I am sure it is small.


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Hey Anthony,
Get that info to me man! Our shit is absolutely kickin! You're going to be pleasantly suprised... ;-)))

bpj If you are not using WTS for Checks.... you are LOSING money!

Todd, your liberal snobbery is shwoing. You think you are superior to the working people in the US. Truckdrivers have a difficult, thankless job. One that is critical for this country. They deliver food to feed us, supplies to keep factories going, cars for us to buy, etc...

Todd for a bleeding heart liberal I thought you would understand about the plight of the working man. Guess you really are a limosine liberal!
Mike AI Domains for sale!

leo,
that sucks and...
I am sorry about your troubles with FTC..
http://www.courttv.com/news/feature/cleo/021502_ap.html
Serge IPill made me do it!

Serge
There is a thread on my board from MikeW about not being able to display the main board. If he can't then it is likely other can't too.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

you talking gross or net? ;))
Nick
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Nick, I always blamed for talking very grossly!
;-))
Serge IPill made me do it!

Serge while you are over a GYF, I am at Rick's Amateurmasters trying to explain how business works. It is not to effective.... that is why amateur webmasters for the most part will always be petty, trite, unprofessional, and thus POOR!
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I think Carol, Pushrod and you + few others discovered that long ago and none of you claim poverty
;-))))
Serge IPill made me do it!

Glory, glory, halleluah
Glory, glory, halleluah
Glory, glory, halleluah
His truth keeps marching on!

SidekickGuru™ strikes again!

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

you talking gross or net? ;))
Nick

Dinosaurs walked the earth before man,and who rules now?
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ARS?
;-))
Serge IPill made me do it!

Hey Serge
You sure know how to make a helluva' thread at GFY!!!
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really?

you haven't seen the fight yet, all you see for now is "the love mating dance",
the show is yet to follow
;-)
Serge IPill made me do it!

As far as the piss over on GFY which seems to be "Who was first":
My 2 cents

Dinosaurs walked the earth before man,and who rules now?

While others are looking at past glories,I'm looking to the future.

;)))
Nick There can be only one!!!!

Mike,

he sure won't wake my ass up, mabey he will wake up his right wing trucker driving friends though ???
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Torone, keep giving the libs hell! Maybe you will wake one or 2 up!
sextoyking Get your glass Dildos here!

Mutt great post on Confucy.... she definately has some attachments to certain people.

Serge while you are over a GYF, I am at Rick's Amateurmasters trying to explain how business works. It is not to effective.... that is why amateur webmasters for the most part will always be petty, trite, unprofessional, and thus POOR!

Torone, keep giving the libs hell! Maybe you will wake one or 2 up!


Mike AI

Hey Serge
You sure know how to make a helluva' thread at GFY!!!

Dr. Guille... let me know which content you want from the pick-um contest!!!

peace
greg
gregtx NEW GAY TURNKEY SITES!!!

I did, but...fuck the flue
************
I don't think your dick is big enough, but I guess you can give that a try, not sure it would feel real good, but what do I know since I don't have a dick.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Serge,

you can do as you please. we all have choices.

this torone guy always sounds like a fucking right winger from hell, probably with the John Birch group too
sextoyking Get your glass Dildos here!

Todd, what about my old ass?
Should I go with Torone?
Serge

Serge
I think with me they are pretty much the same thing
:-)))
Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

I thought you were going back to bed Serge.
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I did, but...fuck the flue
...it's too boring
;-))
Serge

And Serge will be glad to know that I am also doing my public hair after teasing me about having gray hair down there.
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did you mean public or PUBIC?
;-)
Serge

Torone,

What a load of crap you spew on these boards. Why don't you take your old ass, right wing ass, hating ass back to wherever you came from. I know you like to preach fuck the liberals, let's blame everything on the liberals and Clinton. Open up your eyes old man, it goes both ways in Politics!!! Any political spoksperson on whatever side of the aisle will tell you that.
Now go cry, you will feel better! :)
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Optional,
You're just a Bush-hatin' half-wit. That list is (just as posted by mutt) a list of things that have been used to legally attack adult sites. In fact, most of those things happened during the Clinton era. Why the f___ don't you pay attention? Too damned busy looking for some way to promote your Liberal/Socialist/Comunist agenda?
Torone
sextoyking Get your glass Dildos here!

I thought you were going back to bed Serge. You are as bad as me when I'm sick. I remember you telling me to go lay down when I had the flu and me telling you that laying down was too boring.

vooodoman
I'm still around. I went to get in the shower and noticed that my roots needed doing. So now I'm sitting here with dye in my hair, yeah I'm not a real redhead.

And Serge will be glad to know that I am also doing my public hair after teasing me about having gray hair down there.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Dr.Guille,

12
Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee:
13
But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves:
14
For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
15
Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice;
16
And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods.
17
Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.
Serge IPill made me do it!

Got a good one for you "sucessful" webmasters:

The trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship their creator.

DrGuile

PayPal launched today. Last trade I saw was 19.28.

They only sold 9% of the company with a 70mm offering.
Wig

Blondy, sleep in, problem solved. ;)


Ulfie

every darn morning my cable connection goes to shit?

8-9 am every office geek must be surfin or checkin the mail


Blondy

Peaches, he doesn't allow blink links either. haha


Ulfie

Yep, that's his tgp.

Ulfie

Meni's TGP ???
http://www.xxxhardcore.net/tupo/tupo.pl?fn=form
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LOL! But of course! Who else would put "INTERSTED?" ;)



Peaches

I've been analyzing mutt's "Ode to Confucy" for the last few hours. I may write a scholarly paper on it. It definately was a thing of beauty. ;)


Ulfie

Cleo,

I think he did to.

Think about me in the shower.
:-))
vooodoman

Meni's TGP ???
http://www.xxxhardcore.net/tupo/tupo.pl?fn=form


Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

vooodoman
I'm here, but I'm getting in the shower and then going to the gym.

I think Serge went back to bed.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Is everyone at GoFuckYourself.com
or what?
vooodoman

-------------------------------
thought the Diction Nazi was Morgan!
-------------------------------
You can also add me to that list, WTF

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Good Morning Oprano.


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thought the Diction Nazi was Morgan!
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ME too, and its not?
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Torone,
now you have one opranoid praying for ya...it won't help much,
but I just want you to know you are not alone with this shit and I think of you every time I take my saw palmetto
Serge

Serge,
Thanks, buddy. All is not lost, yet, though. At least there are no mets detected (yet).
Torone

Torone,
sorry to hear that....
your today is in my future tomorrow
;-((

best of luck to you, mano.
Serge

Serge
Gun. I now got a radioactive gold 'seed'.
Torone

When I go, it sorta glows in the dark. Wierd!
Torone

gun, not showers?
;-))
Serge

Sorry, that was addressed to Serge.
Torone

I'm now the man with the golden gun.;)
Torone

Peaches, it's not Kiko because the posts contain no hateful
statements about me ;-)

Timon

Torine,
this one works
UCE@FTC.GOV
;-)
Serge

Serious as 13.9
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what are you taking for it?
Serge

Memo: Don't piss Mutt off! ;)

Confucy's not Lee. First of all, Lee's not real shy and isn't likely to hide behind an anonymous moniker, plus, all the words have been spelled correctly :) I also thought it was Kiko - AC doesn't seem to be so bitter, but Confucy does ramble, so Luke could be a candidate.......but what do I know, I always thought the Diction Nazi was Morgan!

Peaches

Anyone know that email address to forward spam to? It ends in .gov (I think).
Torone

But FM bribed me to change my mind ;-))

Timon

Yeah I shouted I wasn't being listed because I was #2 on
TopDogs and the whole industry stumbled over you ;-)

That was pretty funny ;-))

Timon

Serge,
Serious as 13.9.

As to their dogma, one has to wonder if they have somehow been rendered incapable of rational thought.
Torone

yes, Timon, and I also remember how you joined me in busting her chops and than turned on the dime and started busting mine!
;-))

you fuck!
;-))
Serge

Yes it was damn, PK sent me a private email when I
tried to list it saying she refused to list a site with
such a revolting name ;-)

Quite an honor!

Timon

Amsterdamn Cumbath, anyone?
Colin Wasn't it Damn?!

Serge,
I don't quite know how to take that. Do you mean as in not wrong?
Torone
******************

sorry for not making myself clear.

I share your political views but understand the futility of talking with liberals, as aparently their dogmas are stronger than common sense and I am not that good when common sense fails..
Serge

When you're my age and your PSA is in the double digits, you get that attitude.
Torone
*****************

are you serious?
Serge

Serge,
I don't quite know how to take that. Do you mean as in not wrong?
Torone

Torone, there is nothing to be sorry about,
everybody have opinions and I feel sorry watching liberals beliving in their own BULLSHIT!

those motherfuckers don't know what it does to the people and countries, I lived on the other side, I DO know how dangerous their crap is...but ...
what can I do?

one can only bring horse to the water...
Serge

Timon,
When you're my age and your PSA is in the double digits, you get that attitude.
Torone

Timon,
Torone is one of the most politically correct people I know.


Serge

Serge,
Sorry 'bout that. I just been hearing too much of this Liberal media crap about Enron, I guess.
Torone