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Monk: Oooh.

Wow.

That really smarts.

You must be making a lot of money to sound off like such a tough guy. Don't you think it is time that you pulled that stick out of your ass and got back to work.

All that I need to know to feel justified here is to know that way more people know what Homegrown is and does than what you do...
Far-L Discovering buried treasure and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Adult boards just boil. Never seen so many posts. Never seen so many absolutely dumb or unrelated posts - people want to find a way out but can't. I get
this hitch that it is
BIG BEGINNING OF THE END.
Little bit more than one year after dotcoms, the adult NET is going down laud and drunk.

It is not fun of watching Mike AI being washed off by whole bunch of 'amateurs' on RickM's board and now you guys are screwing FarL here, because most
even here, people hear stuff but do not want to listen, look but can't see.
THAT IS FUCKING WRONG
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Anyone who takes anything they read on a message board seriously is a fucking moron
SykkBoy fuck politics, what does your bank think of YOU

Mike AI: Again, do you homework smarty pants. My wife was voted one of the top ten new starlets back in the day by Hustler.

By the way, you are right. We do take all submissions. I am looking at a great gang bang bukkake featuring your momma right now. She wanted me to take it for free, but I decided to pay $50 for the favor.

See? I am not such a bad guy after all.

Brad: I think I smell some poopy pants. I think you need a changing...
Far-L Discovering buried treasure and making great amateur xxx since 1982

"We only shoot girls I am attracted to"

Good thing it's not the other way around or you'd get nothing done at all Mike...
:-)

Evil Chris
Fri, 15 Feb 2002 12:38:24 - IP: 209.71.232.1 - Post # 56288

HAHAHAHA This is the best post all day!! hahaha

So true Chris, so true... not all of us can be studs like you! Know what I am talking aboot?
Mike AI Domains for sale!

"If that is the best critique you all have, somebody needs to do their homework on what our company actually does."

<rudely insert>
perhaps nobody cares enough about your company to investigate it
</rudely insert>

Monk

Serge,

np at all. just please use the lube:))

sextoyking Affiliate program for Glass dildos coming soon:)

Euro you make a good point, I would spend time on Rick's Amateur board if I could go there and actually interact rather then getting slammed.

Some people will never like me, I do not even know who DJ is, or in fact most of those people are. But I would open dialogue and try to show them what I think this business is about.

I do not think that will happen. I am however changing my submission page to AI so hopefully it will make them feel a little better.

Don't be a stranger Euro, we alway need new people here with strong opinions!

Mike AI Domains for sale!

I predicet a .SH bust that is far bigger than the .COM bust of 2000...

KC

Ahhh... the poltics of porn. Wouldn't that be one hell of a TV special.

:>)

TheEnforcer Making Bank

"Euro crack.sh
Fri, 15 Feb 2002 12:33:05 - IP: 136.182.2.225 - Post # 56283 "

Are you smoking crack.sh? or just looking at it???

KC

"We only shoot girls I am attracted to"

Good thing it's not the other way around or you'd get nothing done at all Mike...
:-)

Evil Chris

Mike and Brad: Considering that most of the stuff in Homegrown is sent to us and we rarely meet the people, I guess you must be trying to insinuate something that is not true.

If that is the best critique you all have, somebody needs to do their homework on what our company actually does.

The only complaint i here, and cannot deny, is that we are cheap.

Go ahead. Shoot me.
Far-L Discovering buried treasure and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Euro,
I agree!

so...who's gonna fold first?

processor?

big guy?

small guy?

please describe apocolypse the way YOU invision it.
Serge $50 per AVS sign up! unreal!!!!!!!

BIG BEGINNING OF THE END.
Little bit more than one year after dotcoms, the adult NET is going down laud and drunk.
--------------------------

damnit, I was getting the feel for it.
:)
dantheman bandwidthguru

You ingrate.

Monk
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sorry, Monk, I was kidding...of COURSE I'd use lube!
;-))
Serge $50 per AVS sign up! unreal!!!!!!!

Adult boards just boil. Never seen so many posts. Never seen so many absolutely dumb or unrelated posts - people want to find a way out but can't. I get this hitch that it is
BIG BEGINNING OF THE END.
Little bit more than one year after dotcoms, the adult NET is going down laud and drunk.

It is not fun of watching Mike AI being washed off by whole bunch of 'amateurs' on RickM's board and now you guys are screwing FarL here, because most even here, people hear stuff but do not want to listen, look but can't see.
THAT IS FUCKING WRONG

Euro crack.sh

Serge, Mikeai, Cleo, please email me your name, address, for Fedex, Sample will be going out:))

thanks
todd

sextoyking
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Todd, thank!...and if ANY of you call him Liberal again,
I'll sic John "where is the fucking money" Cotac on you!
;-)))
Serge $50 per AVS sign up! unreal!!!!!!!

Far-l, content biz is great. Gay stuff is taking off especially. Got a call today, they are looking for a stunt cock for next gay shoot......
Brad Shaw SIC CASH, 80+ sites, paying weekly

"how much will you pay me to insert it to Monk with NO lube?? "

what about the BILLion dollar DVD collection and gratis whore house??

You ingrate.

Monk

Hi Cleo,

just back from lunch. Yeh these pyrex glass sextoys are as tought as hell.
I threw on on a concrete floor, it hit and sounded like a bar bell hitting. not 1 scratch:)

Serge, Mikeai, Cleo, please email me your name, address, for Fedex, Sample will be going out:))

thanks
todd

sextoyking Affiliate program for Glass dildos coming soon:)

Vick: New Orleans is great. The strippers there are great. But they need a place to go at the end of the line... god bless Mike AI for giving them some hope!
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HAHAHA F-r L, now you are knocking my girls? Come one, the average age of models we work with is 19. We only shoot girls I am attracted to, and fortuntely I have very HIGH standards.

Of course we also pay a kings randsom to shoot these girls. Many of them have never done any modeling at all. But the final product is great.

http://clublisa.com is my latest find, and launch. I guess she is at the end of the line, and could not work with homegrown so she came to us. Thanks for your leftovers!

lets face it, in all honest homegrown shoots any skank who is willing to go in front of the camera. f-r l, isn't your wife one of them?

Mike AI Domains for sale!

I already got a name for him but I'm afraid of the copyright issue ;))
http://www.vividvision.com/paper/serge.jpg

dig420
Fri, 15 Feb 2002 12:23:47 - IP: 24.130.112.172 - Post # 56273
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did , how long did it take you digging thru archives to find that one!?
;-))))
Serge $50 per AVS sign up! unreal!!!!!!!

Thats the great thing about this board....

I can rudely insert myself in any fucking debate I want to. If you cannot handle the heat, climb back under the ugly chick you came from.

I don't need any redeeming traits, so fuck off (Trademarked by Mutt)

Monk

Maybe you should get some Homegrown Content and an industrial bottle of lube and relax a bit?
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hey, billion dollar cock,
how much will you pay me to insert it to Monk with NO lube??
Serge $50 per AVS sign up! unreal!!!!!!!

F-r L, I will let you in on a secret. We do not shoot ANY girls with saggy butts, I think you have corned the market and we do not shoot much in our own backyard.

Why do you think I am in Florida? :-)

Mike AI Domains for sale!

going to go pick up my new dog today at 5:00, a pit bull puppy from the pound.

I already got a name for him but I'm afraid of the copyright issue ;))
http://www.vividvision.com/paper/serge.jpg

dig420

Vick: New Orleans is great. The strippers there are great. But they need a place to go at the end of the line... god bless Mike AI for giving them some hope!
Far-L Discovering buried treasure and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Brad: Get our streams and you can see my cock making millions on a daily basis...
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geeze, millions a day is close to billion a year...
have anybody heard of "Billion Dollar Cock"?

I haven't ..;-(((
Serge

HAHAHA Ok Monk don't go Muttly on me... I was refering to myself as a little person. :-)

Brad I have heard some some rumblings as well about homegrown and their treatment of models.

Mike AI Domains for sale!

Brad Shaw: Women actually speak to you?

I bet you also have a list of known communists in your pocket too...

Monk: What the fuck is your beef? I do not know you. I have no problem until you so rudely insert yourself in a debate that has nothing to do with you. At least Mike AI has a sense of humor, what trait redeems you?

Maybe you should get some Homegrown Content and an industrial bottle of lube and relax a bit?
Far-L Discovering buried treasure and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Serge: That is going to cost you... I may be amateur, but I still want to get paid!
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oh, puuhlezze,
you can see my dick ANY time and it's FREE!

and I bet that my amateur dick is bigger than yours!
;_{)))
Serge

Hey! I'm lurking here
Don't talk trash about the srtippers in New Orleans or I'll go "Mutt" on ya ass

Vick Hiding out and laying low, Click here to make the dough

Great thing is, I say whatever the fuck is on my mind and don't give a shit about pissing ANYBODY off. Just ask Serge.
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Monk,
thanks a million for the DVD collection you sent me for Xmas and it was pleasure going with you to whore house in vegas,
next time I'll pay,
you brown nose you!
Serge

Brad: Get our streams and you can see my cock making millions on a daily basis...

By the way, how is your streaming content doing these days?

Serge: That is going to cost you... I may be amateur, but I still want to get paid!

Mike AI: I, by right of my being in the amatuer porn biz long before you, do knight you, Sir Mike, and I bequeath to you all the saggy butt strippers that New Orleans doth have, that you may go forth and conquer and prosper as R-n has intended...do good Sir Knight, and save the downtrodden and commit yourself to acts of glorious merit so that only righteousness shall be revered in this kingdom!

Amen.
Far-L Discovering buried treasure and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Mike AI,

You call me "little people' again and I'm going to go 'mutt' on your ass.

That's right, its no longer called 'going postal'....it is now 'going mutt'

Monk

I have not had lobster in 44 days.

Far-l, of the few women in this biz I have spoken to, none of them have had good things to say about their experiences with you, or homegrown. In fact, I have heard some negative comments about the way they were treated while shooting with you. Wonder why that is?
Brad Shaw SIC CASH, 80+ sites, paying weekly

Yeah F-r L you must not hang around here that often, Monk is usually the first one calling me and everyone else on things.

Keep up with the program. I understand when someone gets as successful, and wealthy as you that you lose touch with the little people!

Mike AI Domains for sale!

"now sit back down and stop trying to kiss ass here by currying some sort of favor with your masters..."

Great thing is, I say whatever the fuck is on my mind and don't give a shit about pissing ANYBODY off. Just ask Serge.

Frankly, I think you are a moron. Last time you TRIED to piss, you didn't know any of the facts about R-n's cross-billing but thought you would come and vehemently defend his character anyway. (i know, i know...everybody is asking WHAT character?)

If you are about business, and not pissing.... then stick to it.

If you are gonna piss, try to know what the fuck you are doing.

Monk

Ulfie, the craw fish boil has been moved to April,
Billy will send you the new dates
;-))
Serge

Nick,

You're a professional!
Colin TGP2.COM

Come on Brad, F-r L probably has millions more $$ then someone like me. I have seen Bill Gates, Malcom Forbes, and other rich people featured in Newsweek.

I on the other hand have never even made it into my high school paper.

Wonder why that is???

:-)

Mike AI Domains for sale!

I have yet to see someone who has to be their own stunt cock walk away with millions....
Brad Shaw
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Far-L, can you show us your cock?

I wonder what impressed Brad so much
;-))

I won't be jury, just silent admirer
;-)
Serge

Confucy = Tonya Harding
Colin TGP2.COM

Anthony: You are right. Monk is the first person trying to kick some ass around here...
Far-L Discovering buried treasure and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Brad Shaw: Ain't that a bitch? I have yet to see someone who loves lobster say something intelligent...
Far-L Discovering buried treasure and making great amateur xxx since 1982

I hate to say this Far-L. But Monk is probably the last person to kiss ass around here.
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Anthony,

You're right.. thanks for showing me the light!!! ;) haha :)

KC

KC,

Remember who told you that http://www.ezweb.com/~kc was dead old school!

=o)

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Brad,

You copied that domain name idea from me too... You and Mike owe me everything.... Your hours of hard work would be nothing without my idea of using a domain name...

KC

Monk: Is that short for "Monkey"? You asked and I gave you proof, now sit back down and stop trying to kiss ass here by currying some sort of favor with your masters...
Far-L Discovering buried treasure and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Oprah is nice, but we did Larry King, Jenny Jones, Montel, Joan Rivers,
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Damn, I hope you got video. Personally I want to see Larry King banging Bill Clinton, seems appropriate. ;)

Ulfie

"Monk, I will go put on an apron and take some pictures of me popping a frozen TV dinner in the microwave:))"

frikkin'housewives today.... a damn frozen TV dinner.

You, in just an apron, sounds pretty good though.

Monk

So who do we think has made more $ in this biz, Far-L or Mike AI.

I have yet to see someone who has to be their own stunt cock walk away with millions....
Brad Shaw SIC CASH, 80+ sites

Mike,

Don't forget that it was my idea to put your sites at a domain name instead of just using those IP addresses that are just so hard to remember!

Without me and my domain name idea... you'd be nothing. :)

KC

Serge: Homegrown survived Reagan and Meese. Ashcroft is their leftovers... we will survive, we will get by. We will continue to prove why we are exceptional and without comparison...
Far-L Licking stamps and making great amateur xxx since 1982

"Monk: Go to www.homegrowncontent.com and hit the "press link"."

Who made you the boss of me, tough guy?

:o)

Monk

Monk: What would be the point? I am about business, not pissing? Who made you judge and jury of today's posts, tough guy?
Far-L Licking stamps and making great amateur xxx since 1982

"Yesterday, I tried to find an amateur housewife to promote"
..............

Monk, I will go put on an apron and take some pictures of me popping a frozen TV dinner in the microwave:))

Sabby:)
Sabrina

Monk: Go to www.homegrowncontent.com and hit the "press link".

Oprah is nice, but we did Larry King, Jenny Jones, Montel, Joan Rivers, etc. etc.
Far-L Licking stamps and making great amateur xxx since 1982

"Say, weren't you thinking about adding some fantastic real amateur streams to your sites...?! "

Jeez, at least you could let the smoke blow over after a piss before you start hitting the guy up for business.

You did this the last time you pissed too...10 minutes in and you are asking him for business....have some respect for yourself.

Monk

Far-L, I doubt I could afford your great streams with all the hot beautiful porn stars you are discovering!

So I will just have to keep looking for your leftovers, and try and scratch out a living...

I am just glad you are around so I have something to set my sights on!! Without you, there would be no amateur porn business!

So now thanks to R-n, and F-r L, I may have a future in the adult business!

Mike AI Domains for sale!

"When did Newsweek call you "the longest running series in the history of porn"... when did US News and World Report say that you are "the democracy of porn"?"
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the only label or headline I am insterested in is
how does Ashcroft call you?
;-)))
Serge

where is mutt?

His conflict with confucy drove him over the edge.

He is probably sitting on his couch as we speak, with drool running down his cheek, watching figure skating re-runs.

Monk

Yeah, but only MikeAI can boast
"as seen on Oprah"

Monk
_______________________

Shhhhhhh Monk this is our little secret!

Mike AI Domains for sale!

That's what i was referring to Serge.

Guess I was wrong!

:-))
sharky AAA Adult Design

Mike AI: Well I guess you must really be an amateur... jeez. I guess I am sorry too... what d'ya say we go down to the fountain and get ourselves a pop and try to figure out what the problem was in the first place...

Say, weren't you thinking about adding some fantastic real amateur streams to your sites...?!
Far-L Licking stamps and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Far-L,

Just wanted to make sure you got the right dick. =o)

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

"When did Newsweek call you "the longest running series in the history of porn"... when did US News and World Report say that you are "the democracy of porn"?"

Yeah, but only MikeAI can boast
"as seen on Oprah"

Monk

Sharky,
no spam bots,
Post # 56224
I think they genuinely falling in love!
;-))
Serge IPill made me do it!

haha. seems the spam bot is out in full force!
sharky AAA Adult Design

Nick and Anthony: I am sorry to you both... got caught up in a flurry of fire with my fingers pulling the trigger on the board like Johnny Dillinger with a gat...
Far-L Reading poetry and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Far-L, you are correct. I am just jealous of all the success and acclaims you and your content get.

I apologize. I am sorry that my jealousy is so transparent!

Mike AI Domains for sale!

please behave, it was Anthony's dick and not Nick's,
I KNOW the difference!
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Please Serge, no more dissertations about the genetic dispostion.

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FYI... Nick had to leave to go see StripClubGuru�

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Thanks Sabby! I appreciate the nod. The conflict between Mike and I is very much like the Middle East conflict.. it began long ago over some murky issues of fanaticism and devotion and everytime we come close to peace we start sniping each other... it must be our nature to both think we have God on our side...

(No Serge, I am not talking about you...)
Far-L Reading poetry and making great amateur xxx since 1982

Hey Mike,

"That and your program since it takes out any joins that do not stay is very shaky and a very poor way to make money. I would rather send traffic to a program I know I will get paid for all trials - PERIOD!
"

Why don't you try the Follow Lee program- pays $40 on paid trials now. Homegrownvideo at http://www.ambucks.com

homegrownmof #1 $$ per click in thestatistician.com

If you are going to keep touching Nick's dick then people are going to start talking...
Far-L
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Far-L,
please behave, it was Anthony's dick and not Nick's,
I KNOW the difference!
;-))
Serge

far-l,
You are forgiven for bringing my dick into this.

go in peace and procreate :)
Rev Nick

Serge: I will gladly pay you for a hamburger tuesday for a hamburger today!

Mike AI: Oh dear! Are you sniping at my content again? When did Newsweek call you "the longest running series in the history of porn"... when did US News and World Report say that you are "the democracy of porn"?

Maybe, we should not have discovered all the folks who went on to porn stardom like Stephanie Swift?

How often have celebs like Trey Parker done cameos in your productions?

Why do you keep trying to knock our content when clearly we have so much more variety and depth of TRUE NICHE? What do you have besides some flea bitten strippers that are so ready for their next fix that they would be willing to be in one of your porns?

If you are going to keep touching Nick's dick then people are going to start talking...
Far-L Reading poetry and making great amateur xxx since 1982

KK,
regarding your today's daily special:
http://www.japteens.com/ahun322/index.html

all I have to say is this:
http://192.41.19.35/austin/animals.wav
Serge

Yesterday, I tried to find an amateur housewife to promote and I had a hard time getting into these girl's paysites. It looks like they are TRYING to send their traffic away to the 'friends'lists instead of trying to convert the surfer.

Anybody with a decent site could probably convert that traffic, there just isn't too many of them out there.

Monk

is Dravyk's mum one of Far-l's girls?

;))
Nick

Well Sabby I would say you are in the minority. Of course you have the advantage being a real hottie!

It is not hard to compete against far-l's girls. :-)

Mike AI Domains for sale!

Far-L, only negative things I have said about you is that the majority of girls in your porn are UGLY and I would not touch them with Anthony's dick.
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I don't know how to take that.

Are you saying I make it a habit to date Ugly Chicks? (So what if I do?)

Or that, my dick is so inconsequential, that fucking a chick with it doesn't mean shit. (It might not mean anything to you, but it meanst everything to me!)

FUCK OFF� Mike AI!

=o)

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Actually Mike, I convert that crappy traffic rather well...

I love you Mike, I love you Far-L.

Play nice boys:))

Sabby:)
Sabrina

Far-L, only negative things I have said about you is that the majority of girls in your porn are UGLY and I would not touch them with Anthony's dick.

Then I said you have to kiss amateur webmasters asses because you realy upon them for traffic and thus business.

That and your program since it takes out any joins that do not stay is very shaky and a very poor way to make money. I would rather send traffic to a program I know I will get paid for all trials - PERIOD!

Hardly an assasanation.... just my opinions.

Mike AI Domains for sale!

""look at their FIENDS lists""

Freudian slip,my son?
Rev Nick

Far-L, unlike you - I do not have to pander to the "amateur webmasters" for traffic. See you have to kiss their ass, and try to deal with all of their drama, and their little idiosycracies.

I do not. I can call bullshit on their backstabbing, cheating, petty ways. Look around, look at their fiends lists, or how they force traffic with exit consoles to each other. They do nothing but circle jerk same crappy traffic to one another.

A few girls I have worked with, and who were loyal and professional. I dare say these girls have made more money and have had a better living then those who get involved with the drama.

I am not in business to help out the poor amatuer webmasters, I am in business to make a profit. Simple as that.

As far as Amateur Index, I probably should have shut down the submission part. the e-mail it went to was surely shut down. It was a matter of laziness and not getting around to it. We will be changing that soon.

Trust me though, it was not a ploy to get traffic from people sites without giving any back. We generate 95% of our own traffic, always had, and always will. This allows me to tell it like it is, while you have to kiss peoples asses.

Glad to have you back far-l, maybe you can start bragging about all the hot chics you have scored with! hahaha

Mike AI Domains for sale!

From my experience on Oprano, you are extremely prone to unprovoked character assasination, supposition and false accusations, and since it is only directed at your competition and not your allies, then I would certainly question your ethics.

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I am sorry calling you
Deb of the Web,
and I apologise
;-))))
Serge IPill made me do it!

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