Torone, you sure have a firm way of
stating your opinions ;-)

Timon

Torone,
I thought we exorcized all commy bastards from here,
Oprano is now "pink free" zone
;-))
Serge

Optional,
You're just a Bush-hatin' half-wit. That list is (just as posted by mutt) a list of things that have been used to legally attack adult sites. In fact, most of those things happened during the Clinton era. Why the f___ don't you pay attention? Too damned busy looking for some way to promote your Liberal/Socialist/Comunist agenda?
Torone

hahahahaha,
they are MUCH milder than your original pay sites designs
;-)))
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I wouldn't want Oprano to get shut down for publishing
obscene materials so I am taking it easy ;-)

Timon

Is porncity a Serge free zone???

just checking

seems he is taking over all the other boards

[ 02-13-2002, 22:34: Message edited by: Blondy ]
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yes, Blondy, it is,
Mayor....I haven't got my check yet
;-(((

;-)))
Serge

I always tend to believe whoever keeps me from geting in front of a jury
;-))
R3K
*****************

I don't know about in "front of the jury"
but my English always precluded me from jury services
;-(((
Serge

and HowardLaw said it wasn't...whom are you going to believe?
***********************************

I always tend to believe whoever keeps me from geting in front of a jury
;-))
R3K Clinton found in hotel room with Osama

I just found a post on GFY that said ibill says that they
send a list of their clients sites to the FBI every month so
it is in their clients best interest that they donate
to charity from the join page...

quote/
"the the other ? was regarding the donation for the child fund witch i have no problem with just wanted to know if the box should be prechecked. they told me that was not going to change and it was to my best benifit becuase they turn a list of all adult sites into the fbi on a monthly bases that they proccess for. "
/unquote

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=3cd12e753c03d72f2efa031348d217db&threadid=50946


Is this some prank to discredit iBill? I find it hard to
believe an iBill employee would say this a customer... but it
would be pretty fucked if this was true...

Does anybody know more about this?

Timon

I know my jokes are a bit offensive at times
***********************

hahahahaha,
they are MUCH milder than your original pay sites designs
;-)))
Serge

Colin, I know my jokes are a bit offensive at times but
the AOL one really went too far so I quickly set that one
straight ;-)

Timon

The DMCA said it was alright..
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and HowardLaw said it wasn't...whom are you going to believe?
;-)))
Serge

I found my car keys!!!

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

The DMCA said it was alright..
R3K Clinton found in hotel room with Osama

actualy I only used part of the each of the lines.. so therefore it fell under fair use.. ;))
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yeah, sure, tell THAT to the Jury!
;-))
Serge

Timon,

You couldn't leave that AOL joke up for more than 2 minutes .. you must have painful memories of AOL.
Colin Does it hurt when I pee?

R3K,
you fuck!
you stole the line I donated to Mika!
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actualy I only used part of the each of the lines.. so therefore it fell under fair use.. ;))
R3K Dolphin gets arrested for raping a man for FREE near white house!!!

Dolphin gets arrested for raping a man for FREE near white house!!!

************************************

R3K,
you fuck!
you stole the line I donated to Mika!
;-))))
Serge

works fine here also colin
R3K Dolphin gets arrested for raping a man for FREE near white house!!!

Kevin,
I think my post is on the top of your board now
;-))
Serge

Hey Serge,
don't be a stranger, haven't
seen u for a while
;P
Kevin Adult Webmaster Playground

Colin, works ok here with Netscape 4.76
SykkBoy

Just kidding, I use MSIE 5.00
Timon

I use AOL '95

Timon

Is it just Timon?

http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/
Colin I wanna be like Serge! :)

Timon,
it's your browser, I read it loud and clear,
which IE are you using?
Serge

Colin

I dunno if it's just my browser but your ask colin page is
not loading right... most of the background is white and
white text on a white page kinda reads difficult...

Timon

That's an interesting conundrum, Serge.
Colin I wanna be like Serge! :)

Serge,

Saw your posts as GFY. You are the master.

Good morning, all!
Colin
**************************

Colin,
I thought it would be good getting 2 rons for the price of one
;-)))
Serge

"I wanna be like Serge! :)"
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Then I guess you didn't read about
his briss yesterday :-))

Timon

well, serge, I was going to recomend posting the poll on GFY, since you and ron both tend to like that board now ;)) but you'd probably wanna go easy on lens...
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hahahhahaha,
yes, we do, as it provides:
1) neutral ground for both of us

2) Ron advertises on GFY and can use
more impressions to his banner

3) Oprano and GFY exchanged buttons and both benefit from those impressions as well
;-)

4) we went EASY on Lens already!
http://www.oprano.com/picture11.html

;-)))
Serge

My favorite part in that movie is when Arthur is up against
that huge knight who won't give up fighting even after all his
limbs have been chopped off ;-))

Timon

Hey my humor is Dutch humor, not Brittish...

But I get your point ;-)

Timon

as = at
Colin I wanna be like Serge! :)

Serge,

Saw your posts as GFY. You are the master.

Good morning, all!
Colin I wanna be like Serge! :)

that must be it Timon

although, my favorite part of that movie was later in that scene when someone brings out a guy and complains that he's not dead, so the crier hits him with the mallet
SykkBoy

or more specifically *your humour* timon!!!!

LOL
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

No it was me, most Americans don't
like dry Brittish humor ;-)

Timon

geez, did I break the board?


SykkBoy

well, serge, I was going to recomend posting the poll on GFY, since you and ron both tend to like that board now ;)) but you'd probably wanna go easy on lens...

but, you work for free? sorry, just really really hard to believe ;)))

although on the $10 mils, if you need someone trustwiorthy to "hold the cash for you guys....well, I could handle that (minus a 10% "holding fee") ask Nickatilynx, I'm honest to a fault ;))))
SykkBoy

JR those Monty Python movies sure are funny...

I liked the part in Quest for the Holy Grail where
the guy pushes the cart through the streets shouting
"bring out your dead! bring out your dead!"

;-)))
Timon

Timon,
who says I don't???

http://www.admittance.com/thinktank/board.html

where do you think those 1200 webmasters come from?
;-)))
Serge

mutt,
please make no mistakes,
when I say Ron, I mean FM, not 12clicks, him I do for FREE
;-)))
Serge

Serge, you should do it on password protected board and
charge the spectators for access ;-))

Timon

actually,
I know why GFY is down...

it's my fault.

I invited 12 clicks to piss over and passed the word to 4000 webmasters he fucked to add their experiences.

I guess 4000 webmasters trying to register broke the system down
;-)
Serge

yes any new poll topic would be appreciated. The Serge Beard No Beard poll is a little long in the tooth.
mutt

Sykk, how much should I charge Ron for piss?

Oprano is doing fine the way it is,
February was another record revenues month, CE needs help...

should I charge Ron or do it for free for the old times sake????

let's do the poll on Opranoplus!
;-))
Serge

hahaha Serge, I was just discussing that with someone on ICQ...
SykkBoy

adult.com is down from here

Timon

JR,
I think FM's and my piss short circuited Lensman's network
;-)))
Serge

nuttin
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

i get nothing.
JR

Timon, anybody who is awake,
can you do me a favor and hit
http://adult.com ?
I can't reach it and wonder if it's me or them
Serge

Timon,
you right, my bad...
Serge

Stop picking on poor Lee :-)
She's nowhere near as bitter as confucy...

Timon

could u find the post where Lee Noga's IP matche that one Serge?
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no, I can't
;-(((

my mistake.
Serge

Sykkboy,

:-((

Yeah Yeah, I went to bed, but
forgot to do something, now
Im going back to bed.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

my stomach hurts i'm laughing so hard, and i think some coke (a-cola) just came out my nose

:-)))
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

could u find the post where Lee Noga's IP matche that one Serge?

I don't think it's Lee but i might be wrong. Confucy writes about Los Angeles alot, like someone who really lives there or is very familiar with it.

I still think it's possible it's Asia Carerra. The confuscious Asian thing, tho maybe it's a red herring.
Maybe it is Kiko Wu like i originally thought but i think not, Kiko Wu is too smart to be interested in porn star gossip. That's only entertains morons like me :)
mutt

You know what you are Confucy. You are a sad old lady obsessed with Luke Ford. You have no connection to the porn industry, Net porn or video porn. You spend all day going from site to site soaking up gossip and information and create a world for yourself.
******************************

also fits with Lee's description
;-)
Serge

confucy Miss you Luke
Thu, 14 Feb 2002 10:54:50 - IP: 64.12.103.151 - Post # 56027
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I saw this IP used by...Lee Noga.
Serge

we all know confucy has a penis...

fuck voodooman, now I'm scared...LOL
I guess I don't have to worry about landmines or mafia thugs cutting off my fingers to send them home...I'm not even going to make it to Armenia in the first place... ;)))


SykkBoy

CJ (((hug)))

Lisa (((hug))))
mutt

Why is confucy linking to lukeford.NET and not .COM ??


Slavdogg
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Slavvdogg,

Luke sold his site lukeford.COM when he decided to leave the porn world. Lukeford.NET is his new non porn site. Good reading but boring compared to the train wreck of human misery his old site was.


mutt

Confucy deserves it. If she won't reveal herself to anybody she doesn't deserve any respect. She shows no respect so she gets none.

I don't know who she is. I thought i had a pretty good idea but I don't anymore. Maybe that's why she/he frustrates me.


mutt

night voodoo!!

i'll take the 'single, desperate, childless' shift for the next few hours :-)


cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Good Night Oprano!!!
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

mutt, that was the angriest post i've seen in a long time!!
/me hands mutt a scotch on the rocks

:-)))

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Sykkboy,

Here, check out if your going
to be safe on the way to
Armenia.
http://www.amigoingdown.com

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Could confucy be Luke Ford himself ? hmm...

Why is confucy linking to lukeford.NET and not .COM ??


Slavdogg

/me pets mutt...settle petal. :)


Lisa

Confucy you ignorant slut what's your problem tonight?
I don't know what the hell you're referring to about the Cambria List.
If your point is that it doesn't exist it surely does.
I'll type very slooooooooooowly for you now. There is a list..........the list came from Paul Cambria......therefore it is Cambria's List.

So what's your point? I stated that it is indeed sad in the year 2002 that a list advising pornographers what sexual themes to avoid in the age of Ashcroft would contain interracial couplings. Did I say that it was Paul Cambria's personal belief? Did I say it was an official list of any kind? What's your fucking point?

Cambria reiterates my point in that interview he did with Luke. As a lawyer who does alot of First Amendment work regarding the porn industry he knows the lay of the land across the country. His opinion is that those themes on The List are those that have in the past been chosen by police and prosecutors for obscenity prosecutions and are the most likley to be prosecuted in the future. So The Cambria List is a private attorney's advice to a video porn company of what themes to stay away from to give them their best shot at avoiding any criminal charges. Hello numbnut are u still with me? Did my post earlier today say anything that wasn't true? I didn't say ANYTHING you old fag hag. I merely commented that it was sad that interracial sex would find itself on a list of that kind.
That a sex scene between a black and white person would be more likely to be judged obscene by cops, prosecutors and politicians ANYWHERE in the United States than a scene identical to it but featuring two white people is sad.

Why do you refer to Luke Ford as Lukey? Luke's a grown man, what is your psychological problem that you need to reduce him to a child by calling him Lukey? Your need to be a mother? You can't have children? Why? Too ugly to find someone to impregnate you? Do you find yourself only attracted to men like Luke who are weak and could be judged to be effeminate? Do men scare you? Have men treated you like the crap that you are? Do you find alot of people find you an annoying cunt?
Perhaps you are in love with Luke, hell perhaps you are Luke. That wouldn't shock me either. I think alot of the people on Luke's site were alter ego's.

Anyways, you never fail to amuse with your idiotic and pointless drivel.

I checked out the rest of Luke's new site. Some interesting interviews he's doing with mainstrem Hollywood types. How is he making a living? If you love your Lukey so much aren't you concerned for him that he probably earns less than the average waiter? Since you know so much about how the Web works and you are THE expert in running beautifully designed sites that attract thankful porn surfers like flies to shit why don't you help your Lukey out? Why don't you design his new site for him? You keep bagging on other people's ugly sites, don't you think Lukey's site is ugly?

You know what you are Confucy. You are a sad old lady obsessed with Luke Ford. You have no connection to the porn industry, Net porn or video porn. You spend all day going from site to site soaking up gossip and information and create a world for yourself. I've looked through the archives of Luke's old site and everything you ever added to Luke' site is just meaningless mundane drivel that Luke printed out of pity or to fill up his page.




mutt

Confucy,
Not only do you have the intellect rivaled only by garden tools, Your also proof that evolution CAN go in reverse!!!




voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Sykk,

hhehe, no worries, I had
a new keyboard, just had
to find a reason to get
rid of the old one, so
that worked. :-)))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Hey Clowns!!!!!!!!!

Make sure you get the entire story
regarding what Paul Cambria did and
did not say.

With people like Serge, Mutt, and
Alien making up stories, you never
know what to believe.

Luke Ford interviewing Cambria a year ago...
http://www.geocities.com/confucy/Confucy_Tribute_To_Luke_.html

confucy Miss you Luke

sorry voodooman
just send the invoice for any damages to Bubba ;)))
SykkBoy laugh at your bank teller

Lisa,

Your right, it was BoneProne.
Thanx. :-)

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Voodoo, I think that was BoneProne...and tho I know a coder who has a very old keyboard that he sticks in the bathtub every few months (to wash the coke, coffee, tobacco and pot out of it), I don't think the oven experiment was that successful... ;)

I introduced my 9 yr old to Life of Brian this last summer...figured it would balance out his Catholic education nicely. :)


Lisa Eeney, meanie, miney, mo...

Should I stick my
keyboard in the
oven to dry it off?
:-))
Who was it that done
that last week?
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

hahaha,
Ok Sykk, thanks, I was sitting
back in my chair, read that
last post you made, and started
laughing so hard I fell backwards in my chair, spilled my crown and coke on the keyboard and my speakers, plus knocked the hutch off my desk.

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

"No black men-white women themes"

So Cambria thinks George DubbleU wants to outlaw pics of those nasty black boys interferring with the white women.. I dont see any problem noted about the white boys messin with da black women :(

What a fucking disgrace that ANY country could possibly consider this type of list anything but grossly offensive... I cant beleive any fair minded human could support this type of blatent discrimination and judgemental censorship..

George is an Axis of meglomania all on his own... I can't believe the non-dyslexic in the administration are in support of shit like this

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/porn/prosecuting/cambria.html

Optional No Nasty Black Boys On Our White Women

Voodoo, I don't have a wife, a girlfriend or fiance
===============================

Peaches, you just haven't met the right woman yet......
SykkBoy

Meni,

You need to come to NY, its not that far from you, and I hear there are some great places to
go out here.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Ok, you got me Peaches.
:-))))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

mutt, I think they prefer the meni of right now

the guys prefer the twink meni at 145 lbs

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Voodoo, I don't have a wife, a girlfriend or fiance, and my "kid" is a legal adult :)


Peaches

Voodoo exactly

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

good night again oprano
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Say WHAT???
Im 5'8"
202
36 jeans
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Voodoo do this
i'm 5'7"
203 lbs
32 and 33 waist jeans
and you?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

g'night Meni

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

ohhhhhhhh.... you've always been stocky. You're right, that other pic
is only your head, thought you were like 160 pounds in that one.


mutt

Good Night Oprano
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Damn Meni,

Thats how much I weigh, and
Im a fat bastard...

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

dude you only saw a head shot of me
http://www.askmeni.com/meni.jpg
I'm 203 lbs now
and was less in shape 210 before.
Not sure what pic you are talking about
I"m too lazy to get down to 185 hard


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

c'mon mutt,
He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Thanks voodooman

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I went thought Baltimore
4 times in one month,
err last month, I always
though, wonder where the
hell Vick lives.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

meni put up a pic of you before and after all this bulk you put on.

then we can ask the ladies which meni they prefer. I bet it's 80-20 for the before meni.
mutt

I'm going to lunch with Jess, she's 22, and friend of my niece
first 'date' and we are going to see my niece at my sister's restaurant, so it's a free meal, hee hee.
Jess already metioned how she might be weirded out by dating her friend's uncle.
We'll see....
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni

YOUR little girl???

Ok, am I the only
person in this
biz without a
wife/girlfriend/fiance
and kids???

Cute little girl Meni.

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)