hmmm....iBill reps are no longer allowed to say ANYTHING about the status of the system until a statement is released later today...which supposedly is going to be the "whole truth" about what's going on...

and the reason we're supposed to believe it THIS time is....?!?!?!?!

MikeS

it's because you miss wild sex
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Ah! Thank you for the consult :) I bet that's the diagnoses for 99% of the problems I'm having :)


mmmmm soccermoms :)
************************
Choose your soccermoms carefully - I've seen some that aren't very "mmmmm" ;)

Peaches

Peaches,


mmmmm soccermoms :)


Toolz ARS

why do I LOVE cooking shows but HATE to cook?
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Peaches, according to Freud,
it's because you miss wild sex
;-))
Serge

Nick,
how come you couldn't come with similar idea BEFORE Butts?
;-))

sounds like an great one
to me
;_))
Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)

Can I be "soccermomguru" followed by however you do that cute little TM thing? :)

Here's something to ponder - why do I LOVE cooking shows but HATE to cook?


Peaches

Ive been doing this biz all wrong,
The following was taken from friendfinders.com.

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voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Day late but I forgot an important one

Vick - Footballguru™


Vick Give to the porn your faith endorses

Morning all. :)
Nick

Get your fact & fiction sorted out!
***********************************

we did it yesterday:
http://www.oprano.com/graphics/pfq.gif

;-))
Serge IPill made me do it!

Well, if we are, then alerts just went off on both CJ's and Todd's computers. They should be by any minute now. :-)))
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uh-uh-uh!
;_)))
Serge IPill made me do it!

We're good friends, and we're still partners in biz...
*************************

1A) and which business is that?
Serge IPill made me do it!

>>> Doesn't that kind of take all the fun out of it for both parties involved?

LOL! Cleo, you are too much!

>>> Dravyk, are we talking about dildoes again?

Well, if we are, then alerts just went off on both CJ's and Todd's computers. They should be by any minute now. :-)))

Dravyk visit the resources search engine on steroids

Now now Serge...
Get your fact & fiction sorted out!

Danny & Carol still mean a lot to me. We're good friends, and we're still partners in biz... So stop that now...
:-)

...anything else?
Evil Chris Carol's Site circa 96

Serge, I hear you're even using flexible plastic broom sticks now and no splinters. :-)))
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Dravyk, are we talking about dildoes again?
;-))

Serge IPill made me do it!

Serge, I hear you're even using flexible plastic broom sticks now and no splinters. :-)))
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Doesn't that kind of take all the fun out of it for both parties involved?

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

>>> you got to admit, I mellowed with age

Serge, I hear you're even using flexible plastic broom sticks now and no splinters. :-)))

Dravyk visit the resources search engine on steroids

EC,
1) did you have to bad mouth your previous employers?
Danny and Carol might not be perfect, but still...


Serge Amateur Pioneers

Well go ahead Serge, I won't make you ask me a 3rd time...

Evil Chris

EC,
no fishing expeditions here, just YES or NO will suffice
;-)

you got to admit, I mellowed with age...in the good ole days I wouldn't even bother to ask if you want it or not, I'd just give it to you,
now I've done it TWICE in 24 hours
;-)))
Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)

Serge did you smell your shoe after? What did it smell like?
:-)

Evil Chris Lame Lame Lame Lame!

EC,
I am a lame man,
what can I do???

I guess society abandoning me when I was young has lots to do with it...

now....are you ready for MY questions,
I stepped into some dirt with your name on it
;-)
Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)

"Andrew made me do it"
Oh that's so lame...

Lame I say.

Evil Chris Lame Lame Lame Lame!

I just want an explanation to your post 47423?
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sure,
"Andrew made me do it"

do you have any other deep and philosophical questions???

cuz if you don't,
I have a few for you, but promise not to cry "uncle"
;-)))
Serge

Geez Serge... take a Valium :-)
(currently not available at Gammadrugs.com)

I don't wanna piss with anyone, especially you... I just want an explanation to your post 47423?

:-))
Evil Chris

are still buying viagra online?
**********************************

yeah, so they could watch their descramblers
;-)
Serge

I used drugs-express.com for
a couple of years, never really
made much, I guess people
are still buying viagra online?

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

EC, I REALLY don't know but if you wanna ask Andrew Chandler who runs this program about it-
I'll hook you 2 in heart beat.

Wanna piss with Andrew?
;-))
Serge

Oh, hi Dravyk.

Evil Chris

I just wanna know (since you seem to be their spokesman) when those guys ever paid out $80 per Viagra order? And if any one single webmaster ever got such a cheque cut to them?

I think NOT!

Evil Chris

>>> "No black men-white women themes" wtf?

Ah, more talk of the Cambria list; feels like we've flashed back a year.

The reason for the black guy-white woman thing is the lawyer's belief that put in front of a jury in some areas of the country, that the jury would come back with a guilty verdict on obscenity based on their racist views, not on the actual content of the web/magazine/videotape material itself. In short, he's acknowledging racism exists.

It's the same as that rape and beating movie shown in "Amercian Porn" last week. By rights those folks should be (IMHO) convicted on assault and battery charges based on the *violence* -- not on the sex acts. But by lumping the two together an emotional jury could easily say the film went against community standards. So the Cambria list addresses the "throwing out the baby with the bathwater" theory of jury voting.

Mind you, I think a LOT of the Cambria list is just plain ridiculous. ("Saliva between two mouths" kissing would pull a third of all Mel Gibson movies off the shelves!) But then there are badly written laws in many counties that say "an exchange of bodily excretions" that a local prosecutor could easily exploit, etc etc.

As for the Cambria List, remember a lawyer's first job is to win a court case. And the best way to win a court case is to never to go to court in the first place.

Btw, Evil One, you'll have an email from me in a little bit. :-)

Dravyk visit the resources search engine on steroids

Hey I never said stirring shit! I said "start something"...
;-)
*************************

don't play fucking semantics with me!
or I ask you to communicate in Latin from now on
;-))
Serge

What is this program about?

Evil Chris
*********************

it was about selling wholesale instead of retail,
(my advice ;-)
and they are making affiliate partners with pay site owners instead of going after each webmaster.

If you need Andrew's Chandler phone number-
LMK and I'll sedn it over, he is my neighbor, you know
;-))
Serge

Hey I never said stirring shit! I said "start something"...
;-)

So?

Evil Chris

Kev,
instead of asking stupid questions,
just tell us what you have and provide few references from very happy webmasters and tell us what THEY like
;-)))
Serge

Well yummy then... but first, let me get something cleared up...

++++
Anyone making money with the gammacash drugs program?
*******************************

nope....
how can you make money with program which pays $40 while
http://www.pharmacycash.com/
pays $80 for the same thing?
Serge Forest AND EvilChris are right, I am a red nazi bastard!
++++

What is this program about?

Evil Chris

Hi!
i want some quick feedback about
dialers.
Do webmasters prefere a flat rate or per country rate ?
Per call or per minute ?

Kev DialerConnection

EC,
that was a very short "stirring shit"...

NEXT!
;-))
Serge

In this circus of online adult entertainment, the elephants LOVE to be fed peanuts!


Evil Chris
**********************

so spam your Viagra proggy here,
we have PLENTY of Elephants at Oprano,
let them taste your "goodies"
;-)
Serge

Yeah that's what I thought you meant.. 1 second after I hit submit...

But peanuts are important to the smart people in this biz.
In this circus of online adult entertainment, the elephants LOVE to be fed peanuts!


Evil Chris

We set that up over a beer one night... :-)
*******************

I didn't know you and FM drink beers at night...
Serge

Peanuts? What?
********************

Viagra sales vs. Membership Sales
Serge

We set that up over a beer one night... :-)

++++
"which we all know is peanuts compared to everything else?"
++++
Peanuts? What?

Evil Chris

You're good... :-)

Evil Chris
***********************

"Practice makes it perfect"
;-))

so.....why do myou think FM jumped your bones for Viagra proggy, which we all know is peanuts compared to everything else?

you think he is THAT desperate or that was his old competing spirit talking?
Serge

Look now you're trying to start something and I haven't even started yet.

You're good... :-)

Evil Chris

You mind if I start up something?
***********************************

not at all,
just try get a better job that you have done on GFY, I was disapointed with low turn out in your topic
;-(((
Serge

Serge... it's EC here..
You mind if I start up something?

:-)

Evil Chris

Serge,

No answer? Hmm, strange, wonder what glorious beasty site the Hun has today with CCbill processing?

http://free.podgy.com/hun5/


Toolz ARS

http://www.bestsexhost.net/mbill/
uh-uh-uh!
;-)))

BTW,
Toolz, I couldn't get the answer from KK about the question you posted, even though I asked it on GFY....
so I guess it's not the matter of "boarding".
;-))
Serge

waking up voodooman? you whimp, some of us are still awake ;)))
********************
I was still awake at that time,
but I admit, I just woke up.
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Old Ibill Fun:

http://www.bestsexhost.net/mbill/


Toolz ARS

Mark,
I just got call from Allofem who review Oprano now and they asked to keep topic of my Dick to the minimum
;-)))
Serge

the same Rabbi who talked me into circumsision at the age of...32
-------------------------------------------------

are you sure your ex-wife didn't talk
your rabbi into it shortly before the divorce ?

maybe it was all just a sick, sick joke ...

;-))
Mark

Timon, Monk, I don't see "rainbow coalition" up in arms to fight DOJ on this one...
Serge

"No black men-white women themes"

That's pretty racist...

Timon

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/porn/prosecuting/cambria.html

"No black men-white women themes"

wtf?

Monk

For all you archeology freaks ;-)
http://www.geocities.com/tch_vn/index.htm

Timon

for EVERY fetish site owner out there:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/porn/prosecuting/cambria.html

Dig, best of luck in finding new niches.
Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)

its our stuffed burt and my strapon :-))

thanks torone!
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Happy Vaseline's, er, uh, Valentine's Day to all the ladies here!
Torone

That's hilarious!
Vick Give to the porn your faith endorses

uh-uh!
;-)))
http://vcard.purve.com/images/uploaded/2002-02-14-073314.jpg
;-)))
Serge

*giggle*

http://vcard.purve.com/images/uploaded/2002-02-14-073314.jpg
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Monk,
True. It just wasn't his time...
Torone My contemporaries are disappearing...

Cleo,
I fond yet another picture of me holding my dick in hand:
http://www.roca.org/vladimir/serge.jpg
Serge

Ah ha ha ha ha !!!!!!
real nice ad piece there
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hahhaha, talking of a devil!
;-)))
Serge

Ah ha ha ha ha !!!!!!
real nice ad piece there

Vick Give to the porn your faith endorses

Nice to wake up and read a few of the captions, but I know a lot of you can do better, come on make my day make me laugh !

http://www.oprano.com/picture11.html

Mike is not in town so I have no valentine : (


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) New Caption Contest

perhaps there's a little man trapped inside!!
***********
Or a woman trying to get out...

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

http://servedby.advertising.com/site=0000069834/mnum=0000045646/logs=0/mdtm=1013631390/bins=1
Vick, aparently John and Scott are alive and well
;-)))
Serge

but those funny noises it makes is a little weird.

---

perhaps there's a little man trapped inside!!
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=moot

Also, apparently Waylon Jennings gave up his seat to Big Bopper on the ill-fated Buddy Holly plane that crashed.

Monk

Cleo has seen it,
********
Talk about kissing and telling!!!

It's not so bad once you get over the shock, but those funny noises it makes is a little weird.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Drestin!!!!!!!!!!!!

I spoke with the guys about your poor connectivity to Oprano from Michigan,
can you send me traceroute next time you have a problem?

serge @ cotac .com
Serge

NOW i know why the red speedo's NEVER come off!!!
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not really...
Sharky has seen it, Cleo has seen it, Kitty has seen it, Cybrglide has seen it...
;-))
Serge

Serge,

Did he take off a few inches? I swear I would have had a 10 inch schlong if I never had a briss.
Drestin

NOW i know why the red speedo's NEVER come off!!!
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Cleo,
it didn't hurt during the procedure...
but...

My ex was leaving for a week vaction and I was left home alone with 28 years old live in baby sitter.

Disregarding advice of the Rabbi not to have sex for 2 weeks was a BIG MISTAKE.

Now my dick looks like sneak's tongue and I am ashamed to show it in public
;-(((
Serge

Serge
Did it hurt?

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

cj,
it's mute point now...TOO LATE!!!!
;-))
Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)

DON'T TRUST THE RABBI!!!!!

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Vick,
if you want to convert to Judaism and avoid standing on your knees,
let me know and I'll send Rabbi Kanelsky your way,
the same Rabbi who talked me into circumsision at the age of...32
;-)))
Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)

You convinced me, headed for church right now and get down on my knees and beg for absolution from my sins
Born again here I come


Vick Dearly Beloved we are gathered here today to .........

women are getting SAME treatment as men in this industry as far as their weakest common denominator is concerned
;-))
--

yep, i'll take care of that!!

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

What you mean Serge is really the POPE!??

Man that is shocking news!!

Timon/BeerGuru™

You pander to the weakest common denominator in man
**************************

which one?
Greed?

and I have a news for you, you male shovinist pig,
women are getting SAME treatment as men in this industry as far as their weakest common denominator is concerned
;-))
Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)

God you folks are funny.

I read the adult boards from time to time as they are
always full of fun, hilarity and hypocrisy out the ass.

You folks work in the sleaze underbelly of an industry
that is always straddling the line between legal and illegal.

You hide what you do from your kids, family, friends and
the community you live in.

You pander to the weakest common denominator in man and
delight in jerking them around with every technical trick there is.
You treat your customer like a joke or worse like a mark.

The big boys fuck over each other and everyone else within dick
distance as well as the customer.

In short you work in a sess pool of shoddy if not outright criminal
business practices. You surround yourself with the worst of our
society and pretend that the smell in the air is cinnamon not shit.

All of this is fine until someone gets a bur up there ass about an esteemed
colleague . This happens most every day. When it does happen, my God does
the hypocrisy flow wide and deep.

OH, MY GOD, IBill is fucking me in the ass. OH , SHIT, old what's there name
is consulting again. HOLY RUBBER BATMAN, the big boys have my nuts in a vise.

You get so piously indignant you would think you just found out the POPE was
a cross dressing, Talaban loving , goat fucking Republican.

You folks are a never ending source of great fun and its all free. Just remember when
you take a big whiff of air and you smell shit.... Look in your own pants first.



HAHAHAHAHA

Well then how am I suppose to get them clean?

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

stop making them do your dishes!!!

:-))
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

cj
I think that you are right, it's me that scares them away.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

cleo, i think it would be the opposite :-)))
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

sponsors NOT processing with Ibill,
please check millionaires board
Serge you, you, you have a GIFT!!!

cj
I think it may scare all the men away, oh well.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

cleo got the coolest guru title ...
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Torone,
I just was polite for a change
;-)
Serge you, you, you have a GIFT!!!

Serge
Yes my board is alive with sponsors and webmasters posting, was there every a worry about it being stillborn?

If anybody needs the double secret console code from hell guaranteed to frighten even the seasoned surfers into the safety of joining a paysite it can be found at,
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/
Post# 1541

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru) Only Tops need apply

And Serge,
Here in Texas, we call her 'The Hanoi Hooker'.
Torone I'm working on it!

That was just one of many un-American things he's done.

On a sad note...

R.I.P. Waylon Jennings...Singer Of Sad Songs.:( We country fans shall miss him.
Torone I'm working on it!

orone,
I guess being married to "pinky Jane" haven't improved his political views
;-)
Serge you, you, you have a GIFT!!!

Cleo, happy Valentine day, sweety,
and YES,
you are ALIVE,
I see sponsors posting on your board, discussing business, and this is the sign of LIFE...in my book, at least
;-)

http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/
Serge you, you, you have a GIFT!!!