Hmmm, you guys certainly seem to know a lot more about hands than I do!!

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Sykk, wow! You should do a marketing lecture at the next Netpond workshop. :-)

Nick, I'm not sure whether to compliment you for that evil (but, naturally, unoriginal) shot so well delievered or try to match you in return. :-)

... Think I'll just "fine you" an amount of traffic instead. :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

yeah,sykk,but he sits on his left hand for an hour til it goes numb.

Feels like someone else.
Nick Wanna get fucked?

Drav,
Did you get your left hand a Valentine? ;)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

now damnit Nick, we all know Dravyk is right-handed......
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

Drav,
Did you get your left hand a Valentine? ;)

JR,
Come back to the west...soon.
Nick

Dravyk, haven't you laerned the value of a typo? it forces people to go "whafuck?" and pay closer attention to your message, or click the link out of curosity about what I'm talking about ;)))

and besides, YOU'RE the journalism guy...I'm just a dope(© 12clicks) so of me it's expected ;)))
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

LOL!!! Thanks for pointing that out Mr. "Mroe Bank".

Dravyk All Of 'Em

um Dravyk, you mispelled Moose
SykkBoy Make more bank in 2002

Fuck off, Sykk!!! :-P

Dravyk All Of 'Em

hahaha Drav, you walked right into that one
SykkBoy make mroe bank in 2002

>>> "Despite having the same genes and the same colour coat as her genetic mother, (the cloned cat) has a different coat pattern

Ahhh, we can clone, they just won't look like each other. LMAO!

>>> Check your little black book,betcha you got dozens in there ;)))

I think I should sing you the Danny song: "He's got pussy fever..." hehehehe

Dravyk All Of 'Em

JR,
You are joking,right?
-----------------------

Nick, i NEVER joke about the secret plans and obvious collusion of Western Governments and their imperialist ambitions to subvert and destroy the last virtuous people on earth.

I was joking... but the sad thing is that i know from experience that that is still a popular view from the communist party and i can promise you it is being said publically somewhere as well as in populare press.

they did not reclaim all private TV stations "just because"

Here is a simple fact that the world seemed to overlook when the communist government collapsed:

Only the "name" of the system changed. the 50-60 year old fat fucks who knew nothing but a life of oppression, propaganda and lying to the public while striving towards a dream of the absolute victory of communism did not change. Most of them are still there. Still have a stong force in government and create stupid laws and write bills like "making TV commercials illegal"

"because old people know where to get things and young people can just ask the old people"

Even Zhirinovsky (the hardline psycho communist) can be seen on Sundays in his new black 600SL V12 convertible with Mercedes 600's fore an aft for security. He is a multi millionaire businessmen who does nothing but preach communism and their soon to come, absolute victory.

when that idea lost steam as MTV and Pepsi commercials took hold ... he went back to espousing more popular ideals like legalizing Polygimy, prostitution and and making vodka free

JR

Drav - ""Now to find a "nice, quiet guy" who works for the post office "

Check your little black book,betcha you got dozens in there ;)))

(- not that there's anything wrong with that -)

;)
Nick

um Nick, I hope you can bowl better than you can post a simple post ;)))
SykkBoy Make more bank in 2002

All that pussy talk seems to have gotten Nicky a bit too excited. :-))))

Dravyk visit the resources search engine on steroids

That's it! You're all on my list!! Nick and Mutt are just at the top of it!!! :-)

Now to find a "nice, quiet guy" who works for the post office and has a large armory. :-)))

Dravyk visit the resources search engine on steroids

ooops ;)
Nick

mutt,
no1 = R-n L-v-i
Nick

Who are the players in the Porn version of the "Axis of Evil™"?
mutt

""These bastards are sooooooooo one dimensioanl in their evilness. ""

I would be willing to consult with them ;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

yes, I'll try to do what you posted in the pic earlier!
;-))
Serge
*************************

Try not to pull anything,
pun intended.
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

i have applied for a trademark on 'Axis of Evil' so use it now while it's free.

can u believe that some maggot went and trademarked the phrase Bush has been using to exemplify the American spirit "Let's Roll!".
Now it's a lawsuit between the maggot and the Todd Beamer charity organisation. Beamer is the heroic guy on the jet over Pennsylvania who got other passengers together to jump the hijackers and crash the plane saving many lives and sacrificing their own. His last words were 'Let's Roll!". They should throw the guy who trademarked in jail for 10 years.


mutt

that's funny JR. Wish i could hear that in English. I miss the Cold War. Mutual deterence was a great thing. Good vs Evil.

This crap going on with the Middle East fuckers and the Axis of Evil is just scary, nothing good about it. These bastards are sooooooooo one dimensioanl in their evilness. At least Russia and the USA could battle it out in the Olympics, who will ever forget the Miracle On Ice in Lake Placid Or Bobby Knight Going Ballistic at the 1972 World Basketball Championships.
Least the evil doers could do is get a basketball team together for us to destroy!


mutt

JR,
You are joking,right?
Nick

""I can make you my bitch on the lanes?""

Promises,promises ;)
Nick

:(( some guy here in Denmark just recieved his sentence for being a big time child pornography distributor.

40 days in jail....

Danish legal system is a joke. Last year some Arab kids got a few months for gangraping a retarded girl.

We don't have any maximum security prisons here to avoid hostage situations with desperate inmates - official policy is that if they are REALLY desperate to get out it should be possible.

I could go on and on. About fucking time we put those leftwing Utopia-dreaming socialists out of business and got a Government that won't tolerate stuff like this.
Troels

well, i am sitting here now in a small town in eastern russia and of course it is getting airplay too .....

"...more typical anti russian rhetoric from the West... blah blah blah.... it seems that after a decade of thaw, cold war resentment towards our superiority still widely exists and is perceived as a threat world wide.... blah blah blah"
JR

Nick, only 10 a side?

but I'm an even worse golfer than the large phillipino...(if you can imagine that ;))) unless I get a couple mulligans on the windmill?

also, Peter and I were supposed to hit the bowling lanes for a couple bucks a game...maybe we can even the playing field...after you make me look bad in golf, I can make you my bitch on the lanes? ;)))
SykkBoy make mroe bank in 2002

mutt,
""Nick have you notified your friend Dravyk yet? Everybody's gonna have pussy now!""

Let's not get carried away!

Drav couldn't get laid in a Thai brothel with a US$100 bill hanging out of his fly ;))
Nick

i like a camel toe as much as the next guy. Maybe tho JR, as much play as the story is getting in the US it's all i hear on radio and TV up here in the Great White North.

clonedpussy.com
pussyforsale.com
clonemypussy.com

Meni, please contact Jenna Jameson at once. If we can bring the Jenna Jameson clone pussy to market first we will inherit the Earth old chum!!!


mutt

....not that theres anything wrong with that
JR

We'll leave it to the French and Russians with their poofy blouses and sequins and of course the Americans with that Michael Jackson military sequin Village People thing.
-------------------------------------

mutt, it could be said that you may be a little TOO emotional about figure skating :-)
JR

think the ladies are shaking in their boots a bit? Don't worry ladies, as long as you willing to cooperate you will remain a valuable part of society.

Nick have you notified your friend Dravyk yet? Everybody's gonna have pussy now!
mutt

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evertheory Advanced Web Media ..and Spam bot doesn't mind, let him find dream job in Calbasas

Ladies and gentlemen, and Nick of course ........... yes, they have finally done it.

SCIENTISTS HAVE CLONED A PUSSY!!! HALLELUJAH JESUS! CLONED PUSSIES!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1820000/1820749.stm
mutt

Sykk,
Let us know when you are coming.The Huge Phi8llipino will b-bq :))

Golf course?...bring money...I'll give you 10 a side :))
Nick

I come to you with perhaps, no not perhaps, this is truly the most important news in all of our lifetimes, in the history of the world even.

I am still shaking trying to digest the enormity of what has happened.


mutt

good, those Red Cross guys are bad for the neighborhood anyways...

hmmm, space with SCG would be most excellent, but it might be distracting, thus harder to get work done ;)))

but, at least I'd have a ride to the golf course....
SykkBoy

hehehe.....Roots™

I remember being in the 7th grade and begging my mother to give me the money to get the first Roots shoes that started their empire. I went to their first little hippy dippy store and bought them. Hated em once i got em home, who wants to feel like they're walking uphill all the time.

Roots™ may be a Canadian success story but the truth is that both owners are Americans.
mutt

Sykk,
errr no ;))

But the Red Cross are moving (true!:)

I'll hook you up with some space,either here or I'll speak to SCG,there may be some availablity with him.:))
Nick

Nick,
I plan to be up there in the next month or so...searching for office space, etc. :) You kick the telemarketers out yet? LOL
SykkBoy Make more bank in 2002

Does Everyone have a big Valentines Evening
planned?
**********************

yes, I'll try to do what you posted in the pic earlier!
;-))
Serge

mutt,
""yeah but cheer up Nick you are poorly dressed""

I call it cannuck with a dash of eurotrash.
Armani and roots ;))
Nick

http://ulosya.vbg.ru/icon/icon.htm

Ibill is giving us the Dirty Sanchez.


JimW 81 sites, weekly payouts, oh yeah more stuff on the way too.

Come to Vancouver...

SCG will get you soccermoms who are also strippers.Or vice versa ;))
Nick

yeah but cheer up Nick you are poorly dressed.

And to set the record straight, no the Canadians were not poorly dressed, Canada is the ONLY country in that fucked up world of figure skating that tries to take it out of its Patton Meets Liberace/La Cages Aux Folles sensibility. The Canadians skated to 'Love Story', they dressed in Ivy League college attire circa 1967. NOT A FUCKING SEQUIN TO BE SEEN!

We'll leave it to the French and Russians with their poofy blouses and sequins and of course the Americans with that Michael Jackson military sequin Village People thing.
mutt

Sykk,

You, Pornoman, Maestro (Revshare Hosting), and I outta get together for dinner soon, I can wrestle up half a dozen soccermoms looking for some booty calls.


Toolz ARS
Thu, 14 Feb 2002 01:27:12 - IP: 24.234.151.69 - Post # 55832


Toolz,

If the moms cant make it.. I can get us strippers..

hahaha!

Lets do something middle of next week!


chris/pornoman

I can skate, but only in french...

I think he's trying to be funny... but only comes out like a stereotyped jock...

not my kind of humor anyway...
Figure skating isnt my kind of sport either... anything with subjective judging is really iffy... i.e. snowboarding

DrGuile http://www.privatefeeds.com

Does Everyone have a big Valentines Evening
planned?
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

I can't skate. :(
Nick

http://salon.com/news/sports/col/barra/2002/02/14/skating/print.html

"As I understand it, the Canadians lost because they were poorly dressed. Duh, excuse
me, but why did that become an issue only at voting time? No one knew before the
competition started that they were Canadians? For God's sake, has anyone ever seen a
Canadian who wasn't poorly dressed? The ones I see singing "Oh Canada" at Yankee
Stadium make Doug and Bob MacKenzie look like Cary Grant. That should have nothing to
do with their skating ability. Most Canadians I know grew up on skates; they skate to
work like we take subways in New York. Skates are to Canadians what pickup trucks are
to Texans. You can't get anywhere without them, and in Canada they learn to skate in
French and English before they're seven."

Funny. At least i hope he's being funny. Haven't read the whole article.
mutt

Tools, sounds good to me

SykkBoy Make more bank in 2002

As Andrew eluded to earlier;
Why would IBill jeopardize losing the business from ANY of their customers?? They are so philanthropic, that they don't care about losing business??????????

Alllllriiiiiighty then


Monk

"no communication" in a company usually means they are hiding something. When sales reps get confronted, they can deny any knowledge and say they will ask upper management. This allows them to
1) stall for time
2) get their story together so no conflicting info is put out.

I have seen it many times.


Monk

IBill seems more and more like Enron everyday... One hand not knowing what the other hand is doing. There is no communication over there, which makes me think certain people are getting cute or shady.

Guess its 2 sides of the same coin!

I am curious to read their offical annoucements.


Mike AI Content for all occassions!

Voodoo,
you making me hoooooooooooorny!
;-)
http://playfulpink.com/signs/
Serge IPill made me do it!

i will probably g there next week. and maybe there in 3 weeks instead of boca.

everyone have a great night and a Happy Valentine's Day!
jonas zOOted v2 is coming real soon

Young Serge?
http://playfulpink.com/signs/
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

sorry :)

sticky keys on the keyboard ya know....not what you're thinking.....nooooooooooooooooooooo
mutt

i was shocked when I read the Cambria List and saw the interracial stuff. It does show that America is still a long way from getting over the race thing. Really sad.

And the fucking spammers from Incest.com are on MY LIST!
Been on the phone with people all day, think i may get to a top dog at QWEST now.


mutt

i was shocked when I read the Cambria List and saw the interracial stuff. It does show that America is still a long way from getting over the race thing. Really sad.

And the fucking spammers from Incest.com are on MY LIST!
Been on the phone with people all day, think i may get to a top dog at QWEST now.


mutt

and this one looks like young AndyA
http://www.alltwinks.com/images/at_splash_hottie.jpg
;-)
Serge

Jonas,
this place IS the best Nothern Italian cuisine outside of Toscany!
;-))

The mtr'd's name is Nino,
ask him by name for reservation for speedy results
;-)

see you in 3 weeks in Boca
;-)
Serge IPill made me do it!

Sykk,

You, Pornoman, Maestro (Revshare Hosting), and I outta get together for dinner soon, I can wrestle up half a dozen soccermoms looking for some booty calls.


Toolz ARS

serge- like I posted the other day, we haven't processd with ibill in over 3 years. Damn, that food was good last night. I can't stop thinking about that lasagna.
jonas zOOted v2 is coming real soon

Jonas, it's fashionable nowadays to add:
"..and we do not process with IBill"
;-))
Serge

leo,
does he look like young Voodoo?
http://www.alltwinks.com/images/at_splash_action.gif
;-))
Serge IPill made me do it!

Zooted webmasters - Our new site design of http://www.alltwinks.com is up and converting like mad.
jonas zOOted v2 is coming real soon

We know they don't give a fuck about the small guys, but now they are telling their big clients to stick it.
**********************

Andrew, the way it sounds is like Ibill is now grabbing straws to save THEIR skins and their skins ONLY...

my prediction of 2 possible outcomes:
1) large AND small guys are gonna abandone them, thus cummulating their problems and "new investors" bail them out

2) "new investors" won't bail them out and Oprano will be giving away T-Shirts:
"I survived DMR and IBill"
;-)
Serge IPill made me do it!

All i can say is that ibill must be in trouble and needs to bump up transactions, otherwise they would be taking off these stupid fucking check boxes to retain some large customers.

We know they don't give a fuck about the small guys, but now they are telling their big clients to stick it.

The story continues...
Andrew Add Our Toon Feeds To Keep Members Entertained!

http://www.bestsexhost.net/mbill/

This is awesome.


btw, Ibill added the $1 donation optin check box on us as well. I called our rep, and was told that they won't be taking it down.
JimW SIC Cash v.4 - 81 sites, no monkey business

++++
2)WTF are you good for?
++++

Serge is that your second question? You wanna waste your second question on that?

OK.. well, I feed my dog on time, that's a good thing. I recycle paper, that's good. I.. uh.. hold on I'll think of more...

Evil Chris

Oplus News Update
*****************

Virgin Market! Alabama Town Finally Discovers Internet Porn
http://www.opranoplus.com

Girl Scouts Survey Reveals Teen Girls Are Net Savvy

Bill O'Reilly and HBO Exec Face Off Over Hardcore Porn

PlayStation 2 Goes Online in Japan

New Law Shields ISP's From Criminal Liability

Online Dating Service Booming In Europe

http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt News anyone?

you start cloning, I'll open more pipes
:))
dantheman bandwidthguru

there's not enough bandwidth on the planet
**********
dantheman
Then you could buy all your girlfriends those nice expensive sports cars.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

A little bit of Cleo and a little bit of Bob...

Billybob (I'm Fucking Cleo)

And how is it that you know this?

Cleo_LinkUP
***************************

he came to bed,
kissed me on the cheek and whispered:
"you look great, sweetheart"..
;-)
Serge IPill made me do it!

YOU must admit, Im trying
to keep my distance, I forgot
to wear this that night.
http://jadedasians.com/SergeProtector/
CleoBob

Can't wait until they can clone me. Imagine hundreds of Cleos running around.
-----------------------

there's not enough bandwidth on the planet

:))
dantheman bandwidthguru

of course I don't, who the heck can sleep wiht you?
you SNORE!
*********
And how is it that you know this?

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Peaches,

That may be true but I'm in Vegas now, home of RICH soccermoms driving hubby's Porsche/Jag/Ferrari any woman looks better in a fine European sports
car. :)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

have to agree with Toolz..........mmmmmmm, soccermoms ;)))

and soccermoms with southern accents? mmmmm ;)))))
SykkBoy Make more bank in 2002

I don't know voodooman, you two do kind of look cute together,
http://cleocrap.com/shit/images/DSCN4444.jpg

ducking for cover
Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

of course I don't, who the heck can sleep wiht you?
you SNORE!
;-))
Serge

Looks like if you have the money you can get your cat cloned now,
http://www.cnn.com/2002/HEALTH/02/14/cloned.cat.reut/index.html

Can't wait until they can clone me. Imagine hundreds of Cleos running around.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

Thats right Serge, You finally
came to your senses.

You DONT Sleep with voodooman.

<clapping>
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

CNN is reporting that people who sleep less live longer,
*******************************

geeze, I don't sleep at all...with Voodooman,
I'll live FOREVER!
;-))
Serge IPill made me do it!

CNN is reporting that people who sleep less live longer, guess I'm going to live to 200+


Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

EC,
you gotta add some spice to your presentations...

so many years with Carol and you still didn't get it
;-((

brink some firecrackers,
if you can't even succeed on GFY...

2)WTF are you good for?
;-)
Serge IPill made me do it!

I'll refine the idea Serge ;))
Nick

We're good friends, and we're still partners in biz...
*************************
1A) and which business is that?


Yo hello? Serge? Is this thing on?

Evil Chris *knock* *knock* testing 1 2..

Billy, Angel, hirise,

thanks for the Wonderful Mardi Gras Cake, wow what a surprise!!!

you guys rock:)

peace
todd


sextoyking

Peaches,

That may be true but I'm in Vegas now, home of RICH soccermoms driving hubby's Porsche/Jag/Ferrari any woman looks better in a fine European sports car. :)


Toolz ARS

>>> http://www.vividvision.com/paper/serge.jpg

LOL! Be careful, Serge! From the Cambria List: "No food used as sex object"

MikeS, ROTFL!!!

Dravyk visit the resources search engine on steroids

wow...i had no idea vivid did such extensive market research, to determine the brand names that would inspire the most trust in consumers ;-))))
MikeS

MikeS,
I know only one person you can believe...
and this person was Copyrighted by...no other than VIVID!

http://www.vividvision.com/paper/serge.jpg
Serge

hmmm....iBill reps are no longer allowed to say ANYTHING about the status of the system until a statement is released later today...which supposedly is going to be the "whole truth" about what's going on...

and the reason we're supposed to believe it THIS time is....?!?!?!?!

MikeS

it's because you miss wild sex
***********************
Ah! Thank you for the consult :) I bet that's the diagnoses for 99% of the problems I'm having :)


mmmmm soccermoms :)
************************
Choose your soccermoms carefully - I've seen some that aren't very "mmmmm" ;)

Peaches

Peaches,


mmmmm soccermoms :)


Toolz ARS

why do I LOVE cooking shows but HATE to cook?
****************************

Peaches, according to Freud,
it's because you miss wild sex
;-))
Serge

Nick,
how come you couldn't come with similar idea BEFORE Butts?
;-))

sounds like an great one
to me
;_))
Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)