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cj,
my viagra is scheduled to kick in TONIGHT,
and happy Valentine day to you too!
;-)
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serge, check your email!!

lisa, LOL. next time we will just keep going :-) great lunch, i don't know why we haven't started doing this earlier ... looking forward to next month :-)

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

"Well I'm impressed since I always keep my birthday
top secret, most of my closest friends don't
even know it."

Few hundred people know it now :))
Andrew New Toon Content Added Today!

Good call :-)))

Timon/BeerGuru™

hahahahahahahha,
I was bluffing
;-)

the only thing I REALLY know is that 99% of human race has 10 questions which they don't wanna answer
;-))

"in dirt we are born and in the dirt we go,
and I don't believe that everything is clean in between"

(--Rober Penn Warren, "All kings Men")

;-)))
Serge

I said nothing about avoiding unpleasant questions,
that's something else than shutting up ;-)

But since you somehow know my birthday you may know
other stuff too so let's skip the 10 questions ;-)

Timon/BeerGuru™

yes serge u are right the situations are similar but FOX has a much larger audience than Russian Adult webmaster board.

mutt
***************

mutt, true, but...
russians don't even know the rules of american football and:
"..if I could make it there,
Stern can make it ANYWHERE..."

(--Serge Sinatra)
;-)
Serge

It took me over 25 years to learn how to speak and now
that I finally got the hang of it I refuse to learn how
to undo it ;-)
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oh really?

want me to be your first teacher of
"silence is golden" rule of life?
;-))

wanna make a bet that,
and I'll bet you banner on Oprano vs. tin buddah statuesque that
you won't be able answer me truthfully ALL 10 questions I might ask you and wish we BOTH just shut up?
;-)))

I think I am a good "speach ON/speachOFF" therapist
;-)

Serge

yes serge u are right the situations are similar but FOX has a much larger audience than Russian Adult webmaster board.

mutt

"human beings learn for 3 years how to speak,
and for the rest of their lives how to keep their mouthes shut",
and not everybody learn it well
****************************

It took me over 25 years to learn how to speak and now
that I finally got the hang of it I refuse to learn how
to undo it ;-)

Timon/BeerGuru™

Mutt,
what's so special with Stern covering sports?

I've been covering American Football
at Russian Webmasters board,
he just follows into my footstep, nothign new there
;-))))
Serge

doh....i copy n pasted the wrong paragraph.

According to sources, the third man in the broadcast booth for FOX next
season to team with Madden and Harlan would then be radio talk show host and self proclaimed "King of All Media" Howard Stern. FOX sources state that they believe the addition of Stern would help recapture the eroding young male demographic, which has slipped away from their network. Sources also say that FOX believes that Stern would fit in perfectly with the network idea of putting youth first.

mutt

if you're a Howard Stern fan this story is quite bizarre seeing as Howard may care less about pro sports than any heterosexual man on the planet. Including Serge. Serge knows more.

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According to sources, executives at FOX would like to do something
similar to what ABC did. Their primary goal however would not be
improving ratings, which have been stable for the better part of three
seasons. Instead, FOX's primary goal with this move according to
sources would be to recapture the college age male demographic, which
they have steadily lost because of older announcers like Madden and
Summerall.

According to sources, FOX would expand its number one announce team
from two members to three next season. Madden would be retained as the football analyst in the trio, while sources say that FOX would bring in another play-by-play man from outside of their organization to team with the 21 year veteran. Sources tell us that the leading candidate to fill that role is current CBS Football announcer Kevin Harlan, who also works as an NBA announcer for TNT.

Full story @ http://www.allsports.com/cgi-bin/showstory.cgi?story_id=27715
mutt Read News Cuz Frankly Your An Idiot And It Wouldn't Hurt To Know Something!

Timon,
I found about your birthday from one of your "sex slaves" in Asia
;-)

Serge Sr. says:
"human beings learn for 3 years how to speak,
and for the rest of their lives how to keep their mouthes shut",
and not everybody learn it well
;-)

Serge

Well I'm impressed since I always keep my birthday
top secret, most of my closest friends don't
even know it.

You must have obtained it from my FTC file ;-))

Timon/BeerGuru™

Thanks Serge, how did you know? :)

Timon/BeerGuru™
*********************

Timon,
I am in "information business",
I know...
;-)
Serge

Damn, Serge your not awake yet?
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cj,
my viagra is scheduled to kick in TONIGHT,
and happy Valentine day to you too!
;-)
Serge

Not really surprising since Ted Turne is a manic depressive wingnut and loves to hear himself talk.
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Ted Turner is famous for his big mouth — but yesterday, even the White House bristled over comments he made at Brown University this week.
In a question-and-answer session after a rambling speech at his alma mater, the media mogul called the Sept. 11 terrorists "brave" but "a little nuts" and asked for students who would be willing to be suicide bombers for the U.S.A. to raise their hands.

There were no takers.

"The reason that the World Trade Center got hit is because there are a lot of people living in abject poverty out there who don't have any hope for a better life," he said.

Turner called the attacks an "act of desperation."

"I think they were brave at the very least," Turner said of the 19 airliner hijackers, adding that they "might have been a little nuts."

Turner has a history of letting his tongue get away from him. Two years ago, he apologized to the Vatican after insulting Pope John Paul with a Polish joke and saying that the Ten Commandments are "a little out of date."

mutt

CJ, you're right, we shouldn't have. I was fine till about 4.30 then the wine hit me like a brick...I slept for 3 hours! Good lunch tho. :)

Lisa

you're right cj :)

SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

voodoo, maybe his viagra worked today and he's getting lucky!!

sykk, you're just used to having to keep me company during the aussie evening!! :-)))
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

waking up voodooman? you whimp, some of us are still awake ;)))
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

Good Morning Opranauts!

Damn, Serge your not awake yet?

You are slowing down in
your old age.
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

and they make really cool cigaretes, chicks dig em. Cigaronne, they have the longest filters you'll ever see.

Slavdogg
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slav, do you need my address? i'll accept late valentines day gift ...
:-)))

lisa, i have a wine headache - we shouldn't have stopped drinking LOL

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

A well informed, and someone who is a GURU of Billing sent me this in e-mail when I asked about their opinion of what is going on with Ibill. Thought it was interesting:

Also I think Vick posted on Oprano that you are not supposed to mix
non-adult/low risk transactions with high-risk
transactions - this is not true.

It is the merchant that is categorized, not the transaction. And it is your
merchant id that is associated with MCC 5967.
So you can mix other transactions (non-adult) if you like.

Just wanted to clarify that..
Mike AI Deal with real professionals!!
Wed, 13 Feb 2002 10:31:07 - IP: 172.157.154.52 - Post # 55378

I posted about mixing 5967 with other business twice. Don’t know if Vick also posted this and took it from what I said or not, but I stand by it.

Both Visa and MC have required that all aggregators identify each an every transaction and code them with the proper SIC code.

But hey, I am not a Guru of Billing. LOL

;-)))

Wig First to bring ACH... First to bring Canadian ACH... Banging checks since the beginning!

Yeah I get my kicks out of going to the most dangerous
places at the worst times...

I got shot at with an AK74 in Cambodia once
but luck had it the guy was a bad shot... that was
pretty cool ;-)

Timon/BeerGuru™

Timon,

I hear you bro. Been through some crazy places these last few years, it's actually pretty fun as long as your smart.

You still in Bangkok? I love that place, Such great value! Cool place to retire.

KoKo Paying 30 a pop to scare em....

KoKo, I always say there are no dangerous places,
only stupid people that make places dangerous for themselves ;-)

I'm sure you'll even be safe in Chechnya if you
use common sense...

Timon/BeerGuru™

Koko, Slav, thanks guys

yeah, these guys say it's not so bad...I've known them for quite a while, but in some places even the locals aren't aware of all the fun things ;)) hell, I live in Vegas and probably know less about "what's there to do" then people who only viisit 5-6 times a year ;)))
SykkBoy

Mike you lucky son fof a bitch:)

I made it through three straight nights of mardi gras, and boy does my liver hurt!
grimm (Blow Me)

How's everyone doing??? Been in the office/warehouse change mode lately, things are out of sink till we fully move in.

Sykk, we're the largest importers of raw coffee into Armenia among other E. European countries, travel there extensively, Crime wise you'll be totally safe man. That guy comparing it to Chechnya, etc. totally doesn't have a clue, same region but no comparison. Kind of like saying Watch out in Cali it's right next to TJ...also, no land mines.. hehehe.

If you've got people who know their way around, you can have a blast out there, lots of Vodka... basic E. European corruption issues here and there.. but no biggy.

Look forward to getting my T1 in the new office to visit you all daily again!!!
KoKo

SykkBoy,
one more thing about Armenia.
They make the Best Cognacs
( i think they make good wines too )
and they make really cool cigaretes, chicks dig em. Cigaronne, they have the longest filters you'll ever see.

Slavdogg

Timon
Sorry, I can't sing, but
Happy Birthday!
:-)
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Whew...I was a bit afraid there that Serge's singing had scared everyone off. ;)

Happy Birthday, Timon! :)

Lisa Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Thanks Serge, how did you know? :)

Timon/BeerGuru™

Serge,

After that singing, You
had better not sell
Oprano.
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Timon,
happy birthday to you!!!

cheeers!!!!!!!!!!!
;-))
Serge

I don't mind 50/50 GFY/Oprano split
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Serge, YOUR count or Lensman's count? ;)))
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Sykk,
I did traffic deals with Lens in 1999,
first time he was happy with counts, but unhappy with his sign ups dropping 25% after he started pulling money out of the air
;-)

second time he sent us 100,000 I bought on one of the auctions and thought to be clicks and turned out to be exit impressions...
that's when my sponsors sign ups dropped 25%
so I guess we are even with counts
;_))
Serge who loves you, Blondy?

Julie Winnifield says his version of Ezekiel 25-17 twice in the movie
Once before they shot up the boys who had Marsallas briefcase
and then when Hunny Bunny is trying to rob him and jules gives him his wallet during the mexican standoff between Pumpkin, Vincent and Jules
Vick Pulp Fiction may be the best movie ever made and I still have a head full of useless trivia

Actually Serge, I clicked on your GFY tag to come say Hi and saw Samuel.
**********************

Blondy,
you and 2* others,
I think one must be blond to click on that tag
;-)))

*- Raw and Unshaven Number, almost Unique
Serge who loves you, Blondy?

Not that I work for Hirise Entertainment
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
no, you just manage them right? ;)))

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I don't mind 50/50 GFY/Oprano split
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Serge, YOUR count or Lensman's count? ;)))
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

ooooooooooooooooo...... hardcore with the BF......that always feels like a kick in the stomach to me. I like to think of them all as virgins :)

I didn't know u had hardcore b/g on any of your sites. Mike you should buy a Sybian and some other machines. Guys seem to really did the machine content.

mutt

Actually Serge, I clicked on your GFY tag to come say Hi and saw Samuel.
Pulp will always be a classic in my books.

Blondy

Mike,
what is "credit"?
;-)

meanwhile...
somethign interesting is brewing on GFY:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50775&pagenumber=3

quote:
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Originally posted by [Labret]
I swear to god if 12Clicks and Serge hash it out on GFY, it will be the greatest thread in GFY history.
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Labret,
all I need is 12clicks' YES I DO,
and I'm ready to go.

12clicks is formidable opponent,
1) he dealt with Russians before, and quite sucessfully from what I hear

2) he is a millionaire and I am just a "poor Russian"

3) I have properties in the same state he lives,
so collection shouldn't be a problem...if he wins what he claims he is owed.

4) he has valuable trade skills he can use in case if he loses

I think it's a slam dunk! and ..
"Don't ask what GFY can do for you,
ask what you can do for GFY"
and I am always all for it

should it be PayPerView event?
;-))))

Lensman,
I don't mind 50/50 GFY/Oprano split
;-)
Serge who loves you, Blondy?

Hey everyone,
I'm looking for some content. I need mardi gras flashing, spring break pictures, public exposure etc.. If you have this type of content or know where I can get it please spam me!

Thanks,

Ryan Check It Out!

Serge, is that Cas$h price or credit? :-)

Mutt, unfortunately did not bring the digital camera - sorry, I don't know what I was thinking! :-)

But the brunette you like, with the big smile - she may be doing hardcore with her BF friday! :-)

Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

Serge, wow it has been so long since i have been to the front of Oprano.
I love Pulp fiction and that is my boyfriends favorite scene.

Blondy
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Blondy,
I'm glad that one of the 500+ visitors to the fron page finally let you on the secret
;-))

Ed changed it today,
seems like Pulp Fiction lovers finally united
;-)
Serge who loves you, Blondy?

Serge you know my opinion, EVERYTHING is for sale, for the right price!
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I know...I asked only $200,000,000
;-)))
Serge

please send me those test shots. I must be kept in the loop on such sensitive matters as new talent acquisition. Not that I work for Hirise Entertainment but it is nonetheless very importan that I have access to photos.

mutt

Serge, wow it has been so long since i have been to the front of Oprano.
I love Pulp fiction and that is my boyfriends favorite scene.

Blondy

Florida is nice, we met some nice girls and will be doing some photoshoots. I guess will have to work some on vacation.

Serge you know my opinion, EVERYTHING is for sale, for the right price!

:-)
Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

MikeAI,
how is Florida?

JB wants to buy 10.1% of Oprano....what should we do?????
Serge

These people need to be hunted down, and killed on the spot!
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Maybe we can retrain the teddy bears.

Cleo_LinkUP (must build more moths)

No shit Cleo....

These people need to be hunted down, and killed on the spot!
Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

I want my innocents back. I don't want to have to watch out for killer teddy bears.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

I went by this post on another messageboard all day thinking it was just a dumb joke. So i read it finally. It's a real story.

Alert issued for potential teddy bear bombs

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- The FBI has issued an alert to 350 law enforcement agencies in the southwest and Salt Lake City for potential Valentine teddy bear bombs after a suspicious transaction at a Wal-Mart last month.

Law enforcement sources said authorities also were on the alert at airports in case the suspected bear-bombs might be carried onto airplanes on Valentine's Day.

Full story @ http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/02/13/inv.teddy.bear.terrorist/index.html

mutt

JB - thanks.

Serge - the same. Always enjoy your company and look forward to the next time.
jonas zOOted v2 is coming real soon

He's not Russian; he's slowing down with age. :-)))
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JB, thanks a lot for the dinner,
Jonas, Emil, thanks a lot for your company and witness initials to the next $200,000,000 deal in the making,
and Dravyk, let me tell you something and you can quote me on that:
"10,000 Aliens in the same room, won't give the idea one Einstein could"
;-)))
Serge

Pretty bad when one of your most famous citizens (principal skinner) is a cartoon character. I guess bugs bunny and foghorn leghorn are famous Americans now. ;))

Ulfie

FAMOUS ARMENIANS
************************

how could you forget THE most famous armenin around here..
KoKo!!!!!
Serge

Well it's hardly the most impressive list but there are some famous Armenians. And I was right former UNLV baskeball coach Jerry Tarkanian is Armenian. I read so much sports crap some of it just sticks to my brain.

FAMOUS ARMENIANS
*****************
ANDER AGASSI
CHER (SARKISSIAN)
MIKE CONNORS (TV'S 'MANNIX')
PRINCIPAL SKINNER FROM THE SIMPSONS
(ARMEN TAMZARIAN) says this was in an episode
WILLIAM SAROYAN (NOVELIST, PLAYWRIGHT)
SYSTEM OF A DOWN (ROCK GROUP)
ZILDJIAN FAMILY (DRUM CYMBAL COMPANY)
STEVE ZALLIAN (SCREENWRITER, SCHINDLER'S LIST)
RAFFI (CHILDREN'S PERFORMER)
ARA PARSEGHIAN (EX NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL COACH)
KIRK KERKORIAN (RICH GUY, MGM/GRAND OWNER, CHRYSLER CORP)
ATOM EGOYAN (CANADIAN FILM DIRECTOR)
CHARLES AZNAVOUR (FRENCH SINGER)
ROSS BAGHDASSARIAN (CARTOONIST, 'THE CHIPMUNKS')
ERIC BOGOSIAN (WRITER/ACTOR)

mutt

wow, a kinder, gentler, funnier spambot!

:-)

Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

Meni is Greek and Giorgio is Italian :) I dunno about that other guy!

Miss Eve

Hey Diamond Jim, ICQ is fucking us - when you are ready to continue our conversation, I think e-mail is the the way.

:-)

Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

Cleo,

Right Here.
http://www.spam.com/
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Where does one take a spambot for Valentine?

Cleo_LinkUP (must build more moths)

spambot, will you be my Valentine?
;))))))
SykkBoy

Post 55618 has been corrected by the spam bot

Cleo

that's it?

i better go to Google myself. I don't believe inventing Narine can be a country's only accomplishment. Gotta be something else.
mutt

Moose, hate to admit it, but you're right. :-)))

Dravyk free content

One such successful product developed in the Armenian Academy of Science is a baby food called Narine. Narine has therapeutic and nutritive qualities and was licensed to the Japanese Miki Trading Company

there you go mutt...

;-)
Moose

who is Armenian? Is there a famous celeb or athlete who is Armenian?
Is Jerry Tarkanian Armenian? Is Giorgio Armani Armenian? Is Meni ArMENIan?

politically where do they stand? Evil doer friendly country?

mutt

Dravyk
Thats bad....real bad

;-))
Moose

I saw this Viagara Joke :-)

A man was on holiday in the Caribbean and, liking the
warm tropical weather, settled down for a day's
sunbathing. He fell asleep, and after a whole day his
legs became sunburned beyond belief. He could hardly
stand the pain. He decided to go to the doctor for
treatment.

The doctor looked at his lobster-coloured legs and shook
his head. "You must realize that this is only a small
village medical facility," he explained. "I've really
got nothing at all to help you. However, try taking
this just before bedtime..." The doctor gave him one
tablet of Viagra.
Puzzled, the man asked, "I've got acute sunburn: what's
a Viagra tablet going to do?"
"Not a thing for the sunburn," the doctor replied,
"but it will keep the sheets off your legs

Well, I thought it was funny damn it :-)

Dave, I tell bad jokes as I spam boards
webologni MAKE 1000 WORTHLESS WEB PAGES in 30 SECONDS !!

If it eases your mind any,
if your ever captured by
some radical group, just
hold out, and Jesse Jackson
will free you.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

fuck that....commence with the finger snipping....hey, wait a minute...is ScottPB Russian? I thought he was an Aussie? Now I'm really confused ;))))
SykkBoy

voodooman

May have to define it as a new life form.

Study it and dissect after breeding it with something.

Cleo_LinkUP (must build more moths)

>>> Serge is not Russian

>>>>>Just what is Serge?

He's not Russian; he's slowing down with age. :-)))

... Sorry, I couldn't resist. :-)

Dravyk free content

Cleo

This same question
as been asked time
and again, even a
Gallup Poll was
taken, all proved
inconclusive.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Yeah Ulfie, I hear he packs heat and is quite the shot...
SykkBoy

Serge is not Russian
******
Just what is Serge?

Cleo_LinkUP (must build more moths)

Sykk,

If it eases your mind any,
if your ever captured by
some radical group, just
hold out, and Jesse Jackson
will free you.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Sykk, take Geraldo with you and you will have no worries. ;)

Mr. Cash, you have mail.

Ulfie

JR, my last comment to you was not intended to be snide, I re-read it and it looked that way, but now how I meant it
SykkBoy

""What do Russian eat?""

Goats I believe ;)
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I thought they only fucked them.
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Serge is not Russian.
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Marones = Marines

JR, yup, I'm aware of the crime stats, etc. and am very aware of smiling theatrics...
SykkBoy

If you're lucky you might even meet the President of Armenia
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

is this after the Marones heroically storm the building I'm being held in? ;))

as for the guys I'm consulting for, I've known them for several years, so not worried about them.

I have been warned of some things to look out for (when I applied for my temp work visa, the state department warned me of certain do's and dont's as well as investigated my past of course (I guess to make sure I'm not a spy or anything)). They alerted me to crime regions, etc.

SykkBoy

""What do Russian eat?""

Goats I believe ;)
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I thought they only fucked them.

Cleo_LinkUP (must build more moths)

This is so he won't "get fucked" :-))
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i think that when some whacked out assholes are sending fingers home in the mail until they get their 2 million dollar ransom, you could call that "getting fucked"

it wont be the first time and probably not the last..... it is still a country that is unstable, coming out of constant fighting and civil war, mined all over the place, has a weak government and crime is the only rule of law.

Just like most of these places, everthing you see, every smile... is just theatre. it is all a show to hide the truth about what is going on behind the curtains.
I've been backstage for a long time now and i am speaking from experience.

JR

SykkBoy,
ask Koko, he'll be able to tell you all the does and donts about Aremenia. If you're lucky you might even meet the President of Armenia

Slavdogg

JR-

"JR, I've already been paid up front for the consultation ;)))"

This is so he won't "get fucked" :-))

May I recommend putting an engagement ring in your girl's fotune cookie? You like Chinese?

Always been an idea I had for the big day. Of course that day will hopefully not come for some time :-))

kb

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