The only meat I ate when I was
there was meat that was alive
minutes before it was cooked it.


voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

voodoo, when I worked in the Dominican Republic they had roadside meat markets. It basically consisted of a pen full of goats that they would hack apart and hang up on spikes in the 80 degree heat. I eat a lot of rice in third world countries. ;)


Ulfie

""What do Russian eat?""

Goats I believe ;)


Nick

KB,

is it lavash you was
talking about?
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Sykkboy... you are going guest host of the "american hostage chat".

your vested interest should be living. you have no idea who these people are and what that place is. it is a really dangerous place. It is right there next to Chechnya, Dagestand and all the Muslim poor countries who hate the world and make their own automatica weapons.

i suggest you research how many foreigners were kidnapped and killed in the region in the last decade.

JR

ok, voodooman, I'll be sure to avoid the meat then...LOL
SykkBoy

JR, I've already been paid up front for the consultation ;)))

as for the high speed access, it's already installed, the house is just missing the computers (being built) and the girls being hired)
beyond that, I have no vested interest in it other than time :)
SykkBoy

KB, a little raw meat is good for you...as long as the meat is handled properly when butchered
****************
I used to wake up around 8am and look outside on Tuesdays, there was about 10 old ladies with tables set up outside the apt
I was in, selling meat. Now,
mind you it was summer, and
no refridgeration outside, but
these ladies would be there till
5pm selling this meat.
Russians must have iron
stomaches.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

an Armenian cam house?
i really don't know what an Armenian women looks like but what i am imagining isn't so pretty. I'm seeing lots of hair for some reason, in the wrong places :)
mutt

there anything I should be wary of? watch out for? look for (good things), etc.?
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SykkBoy, YES my best advice to you is not to go there. Armenia is 100's of times more lawless than Russia and you WILL get fucked with 100% certainty.

also, i would ask them to prove to you that it is even possible to get a high speed connection there. i doubt that it is. if it is possible, it is most likely unbelievably expensive
JR

KB, a little raw meat is good for you...as long as the meat is handled properly when butchered/prepared, it's got all the nutrients intact
SykkBoy

I'm not real sure what Russian restaurants serve as food. What do Russian eat?

Cleo_LinkUP (must build more moths)

Sykk,

those Armenians may force feed you this yucky raw meat dish they love over there.....

I can't remember what it is called, anyone?

anyone?

Bueller?
KBumble

Sweet T-

You should be forever hailed as the "entertainmentonwheelsGURU".

mobilesurroundsoundGURU?

My hearing is still impaired from our excursions in Buckhead, Miami, and Vegas in that thing.

Something about that damn techno song that kept playing over and over and over and over again still makes me a little queezy....

It was either that, or the sight of Lee Bubeleh naked in our twisted amateur "foursome" :-))




KBumble

hmm, since this board is inhabited by Russians and such...In March I'm going to be hitting Armenia for some consulting work on a camhouse...is there anything I should be wary of? watch out for? look for (good things), etc.?

I'll have a few locals as tour guides (they work out of LA now but still have homes in Armenia). I'm sure they can warn me, but I'd like to be armed with a little more info that I won't exactly find at the Armenian Tourist-y type site ;))


SykkBoy

JR,

Is Chesterfields still in
business? If so, do you
ever go there? They
had the best hot wings
I have ever had.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Um....let me see if I got this right??? MikeAI thinks that *I* should be the StripClubGuru???

right.

Um...hello?? Pot??? This is the kettle. LOL!!


Speaking of StripClubGuru's.....Hey Chris!! What's up??? If the Tyson fight actually happens here you can bet I will have a nice party!! Of course, if the May deal happens then you can just stay in town until June 8 !!! :-)


--T


SweetT NationalNet

Theres always Patio Pizza.
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thats always a good standby. now they all sell sushi (except for the one on Tverskaya)so i go there a lot.
JR

JR, do you drink Baltika?
__________________________

HAHAHA... only #9 ;-)

its like beer flavored vodka.

JR

In general Russian restaraunts are excessively expensive and out of habit, i avoid them
**********************
Theres always Patio Pizza.
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

i live right by Praga and i have never went there. i was reading about the 25K per night themed banquet rooms and got scared.

In general Russian restaraunts are excessively expensive and out of habit, i avoid them. There are more and more asian, thai, chinese japanese and western style restaurants where you can get food, good steak, good wines (not Moldovian) and good service.

http://www.markandjulia.com/redsquare.jpg
JR

JR, do you drink Baltika?
:-))

http://sportserotica.com/moscow/
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

JR

The Ampir is on Sadovaya-Triumphalnaya Street. Very
nice and very expensive.
:-))

guarded by homeless and junkies
*****************
You left out hookers.
:-))


voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Hahaha. its funny voodooman that you mentioned that. she has tickets for something at the Bolshoi already for when i return. I do not know where that restaraunt is. :-( actually, i have never been in any restaurants down there. i almost went to Metropol just because but i am not a fan of Russian food.

Variety of food, is one of the most amazing things in the US that you will not appreciate until you are somewhere else. there cannot possibly be another place on earth with that much diversity.

the dome on top of Okhotni Ryad is outside the square and closely guarded by homeless and junkies :-(

JR

Howard, take it from me,
"ugly Mug" is good for business...
you did come here to do business, right, or did you come to pick a date?
;-)))

is he a "beauty"?
http://www.oprano.com/picture11.html------------------------------------Sergey---Nothing personal but the ugly mug thing still bothers me. I will say 1 thing though--your right. If I was gay and I have come to the conclussion that I am not and thats simply because the male tuch-ass doesn't make Mr. Happy stand at attention--I'd wack. I mean first case senario--look at Mr Cash. I'm going through the list in my head and Mr Happy still ain't moving. If I was a chick I could see
being into the rjb boys but other than that???????

Now I know why i ain't rich!!
howard Best GAY converting sites on the net!!!!!

JR,

Here is what I would do.
Start with Dinner at
Ampir Restaurant early,
then, to the The Bolshoi Theatre,
After that, head to the
Red Square for the proposition
by the glass dome of the earth
above the shopping mall.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

oh i have no doubt you like a nice big brown eye Monk.


mutt

Oh, and you mentioned that her eyes bothered you? I LOVE them!!! BIG BROWN EYES...yummy...I could stare at her all day....ok, maybe I have a problem.


Or another way to propose is to do it on a TV show so there is no way in hell she can say no.


Monk

I asked ibill to up my donation amount to $10.00.Why go for just $1.00?

Im here to help people.. I think we should have an auction for ibill...

chris

http://www.jamiesale.com

"We'd like to offer the domain to Jamie"

Sure. You wanna shake her down. Sorry pal. WIPO will turn that domain over to her without even blinking.
mutt

Mutt.. I have to go with Monk on that one.. That Canadian Skater is a hottie...

;-)

Course.. at my age, I am less choosey than in my younger days! LOL

fatbaby

ya know what's really cool. Take yer sweetheart to a hockey or basketball game and then make arrangements for them to put your marriage proposal on the big Jumbotron. That goes over really well.

I picked that tip up from the Douchebag Handbook.




mutt

http://espn.go.com/boxing/news/2002/0212/1331030.html

Yippie

Party at Tony's in June!!

;)
chris

JR do it in person.



Hint something on the phone tomorrow
Be very creative

but this is just my opinion

When I proposed I got down on one kness and the whole nine

Took Kate''s parents out to dinner a week before I proposed and while Kate left the table I asked them for their daughter's hand in marriage
Went over very well

Vick

Red Square sounds much cooler then Brennan's here in New Orleans...

Let us know how it goes!


Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

i think so too. i wanted to go for a walk in Red Square at night and surprise her. it is a pretty cool place in the evening too and just a 5 min walk from our apartment.
JR

ya think Monk? I think she is cute and obviously has a nice tight body but she is missing something imho.

When the athletes were marching in during the Opening Ceremony there was a gorgeous chick in the Great Britain group, haven't been able to find out what she's competing in. Probably one of those wacky events nobody knows about, i like the one where they send u out in the woods with a rifle and cross country skis.
mutt

JR, you have to do it IN PERSON. This is not only my opinion, but the opinion of my fiance!!

Build it up, and spring it on her!


Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

I think a proposal is something that should be done in person. Valentines... Schmalentines.
----------------------
:-((( now it is 50/50 again and i am back where i started. i have about 5 more hours before i call her and still do not know

but i kinda agree that it should be done in person.

tick tock tick tock :-(

JR

"The girl is one of those chicks who just misses out on being a hottie."

Gotta disagree with you there. She is SMOKING HOT...I think I'm in love. I find her hotter than the Pelletier chick you posted the other day.

Saw Elizabeth Manley on TV today...age has not been good to her.

Monk

It's all in the marketing Sykk


Blondy

JR,

I think a proposal is something that should be done in person. Valentines... Schmalentines.

I think Serge has been married a few times so he prolly has experience at proposing in multiple fashions...so he may be your best advisor.

Monk

I am a big curling fan..

Those are definately talented athletes.. the ones with the little brooms..
chris

hahah Mutt, exactly...Nancy Kerrigan won the silver and made millions while no one rememebrs the guy who won the gold in the biathalon and had to return to his job shoveling out horse stables...

SCG, taken under advisement ;))
SykkBoy

lets also give some credit to US authorities for reducing the incidents of violent crimes in figure skating since the last olympics
JR

Blondy was a stripper? Are we talking about the 20's or the 30's?
If it was the 20's technically i think you were called a 'flapper girl'.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:p insults will get you know where


Imagine that, a Chinaman in
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hong-couver.



Blondy

well it's hard to feel sorry for the Canadian skating couple anymore for getting jobbed. Had they won the Gold it would have 15 minutes of fame and then 20 years of the Ice Capades.
Now they've been on Leno, Rosie, Today, Larry King......losing the gold medal made them instant millionaires.
The girl is one of those chicks who just misses out on being a hottie. I think maybe it's her eyes, she looks crosseyed. They can fix that in a 15 minute operation.


mutt

tough love :(
Nick

FUCKER!

Even Chuck called me a bitch today.

I was like... Oh, we're back to that again are we?!

Dammit.


SideKickGuru™

If you mention Nick, you will get a kick in the ass.


StripClubGuru™

no problem so long as the money is good ;))

What does that make Anthony?

simple....

"Bitch"

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nick

so, next time I hit Vancouver and drop by the No5 Orange, do I mention StripClubGuru or am I easily discernable by appearance (as mentioning association with Nick may or may not get me slapped around ;)))?
SykkBoy New Sykk Thoughts Column

Jon,

You're new nick name is ChucksSideKickGuru™

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
StripClubGuru™

Sen.McCarty ask him if he is now or has been in the past a God damn Chinaman ;))
=======================

StripClubGuru™ asked me to post that he is the "Most Respected Chinaman in the Western Hemisphere".

=o)


SideKickGuru™

Imagine that, a Chinaman in Vancouver.


mutt

hmmmm...guess I'm his sidekick!!!

SHIT!!! ;)
Nick

well you've got successful business, naked girls.......what's Nick doing? He ain't stalking you is he?
mutt

Sen.McCarty ask him if he is now or has been in the past a God damn Chinaman ;))
Nick

I don't need to belong to those bullshit naked clubs/websites, I don't give a shit.

I got too many naked ladies around here anyway.


StripClubGuru™

Blondy was a stripper? Are we talking about the 20's or the 30's?
If it was the 20's technically i think you were called a 'flapper girl'.

Why is Nick harassing you SCG? Are you now or have you even been a member of NakedYouth.com or AmericanWives.com? Hmmmmmmmmmm?

Answer the question SIR!!!!


Sen.McCarthy

SCG,

"Nick, fuck you too. "

Now I know its really you ;))
Nick

""Which stage do you think the dancers like the best.""

The one leaving town in 15 mins
Groucho Nick Got cheese?

Mutt,

I was my hands with starnet, since the debacle. Never fucked that bitch Madison before, but I know about her.

Nick, fuck you too.


StripClubGuru™

No5, Drake, Royal Towers
those are the nice ones
Then you have the American the Cobalt, Ocean Beach Golden Ears and hey what about the Duck?

Which stage do you think the dancers like the best.
I know :)

Ahh my youth

Blondy

Nick,SKG
I think i will be back in April for my taxes. I used to live in Bellingham and everytime i got a couple beers in me, we always ran to Vancouver. i like that town.

JR

You started Starnet? And you don't know who bought Sizzle?

You don't want to be in the Internet biz anymore?

Hey do you know Madison? Really cute dancer and a huge bitch?


mutt

JR,
Always welcome.We'll do dinner.SCG is a great guy. :))
Nick

Mike,

How about TractorGuru™?
or BayouGuru™?

:)
Drestin

btw that was 33 words without using "fuck"...a new record for you,Stripclubguru ;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Nick and SideKickGuru,

next time i go back to Seattle can i come visit?

JR

I just got off the phone yet again with iBill... It seems they made a mistake and now their system is only giving out hardcoded pin's instead of the regular pin codes. This means that my users aren't allowed to create a username/password to our sites because my site's backend doesn't recognize the pin... Bad iBill, bad.
Curt Demolition Crew

See Mike.I only recommend yours and Serge's board to playas ;))
Nick

Sizzle was sold by Starnet. I don't have a clue who owns it now.

You are correct about the first strip club feed on the web. Started with Starnet.

I started Starnet.
StripClubGuru™

KB's girlfriend cleans South Americans,
because Only a Yeast Infection could smell and taste worse!
KB
------------------------
it is getting more confusing. Why are they tasting yeast infections while cleaning South Americans?

JR

not that I matter in the scheme of things, but I can vouch for Anthony's nominee for stripclubguru ;))))

though I may have to return to Vancouver to make sure...... ;)))

Nick, when should spanno and I pop over? ;)))
SykkBoy

I was only a stripclubguru in my own mind. after watching Sweet T, and Pornoman operate, I know I am nothing but a wanna be.

Need to keep looking for Guru posistion for me.

Maybe FishingGuru. :-)


Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

ah...u answered my No 5 Orange question before i asked.


mutt

oh well that is different he owns strip clubs. He owns the No 5 Orange? Drake?

Hmmmmmmm.......ask him what happened to Sizzle? Who owns it now? No 5 Orange had the first live feed from a strip club.


mutt

KB's girlfriend cleans South Americans,
because Only a Yeast Infection could smell and taste worse!
KB
***************

now I am completely confused!!!!!!!

hey, confucy, are colombians after KB's girlfriend too?

time to call Lew Payne and charge PayPal to hire Terminator!
;-))
Serge

This one for instance:
http://www.orangeno5.com
Nick

Mutt...

StripClubGuru is really a nice man.

He is!!! He's like your favorite Uncle. =o)


SideKickGuru™

mutt,
He owns nearly all the clubs up here and if you don't give it to him I wouldn't come to Vancouver....EVER!!!!!

hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Nick

StripClubGuru™ ? Hmmmmm......I'm not sure your guy can have that SidekickGuru™ cuz there seem to be alot of guys here who might deserve that title also. We might have to have some kind of competition to decide who the real StripClubGuru™ should be.

Sweet T sounds as if he might be the real StripClubGuru™ . MikeAI might stake a claim. Meni too. Chris aka Pornoman. Tho Pornoman is pretty happy with AstroGlideGuru™ so he might not care.


mutt

now i am confused. KB's girlfriend cleans South Americans?
JR

Newsflash

Waylon Jennings Dead

Vegemite?

Only a Yeast Infection could smell and taste worse!
KB

"Here she scrubs some broke pornographer's Del Mar beach house! "


If its rented it doesnt count, your just another wage slave in DelMar one check away from the curb.
Elliot Offen

Nick,

StripClubGuru™ is busy fighting with AOL right now.

He's looking forward to tonight.

Regards,

SidekickGuru™

SideKickGuru™

KB, MY cleaning lady is here right now too... ;))

Hrmm, can I be either VegemiteGuru™ or SpellingGuru™ ?

I miss DN too...wish she'd pop in and say G'day. :)


Lisa Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Moi??? I'm just another gumbo ingredient. :-)))

... But I knew you'd like it, Nick! hehehe

Dravyk Stay informed and ahead of the crowd!

KB, is the cleaning lady giving you head?
****************

No, Brad, you are getting confused, it was a Brain Surgeon General of Nicaragua!

KB has a very peculiar tastes for his "heads"
;-)
Serge

Did yuor company have it's own switch as well?
*******************
The local calls were all handled by the phone itself (dialing out on Bell South lines, natch ;)). The LD was actually handled by the company that paid 1/2 my paycheck and yes, we had our own switch (National Telephone Services/Telesphere)

Peaches

KB, is the cleaning lady giving you head? I am getting confused reading all these posts.


Brad Shaw SIC CASH, 80+ sites

Dravyk,
You spammer :)

I Like it...;)
Nick

Geez, everyone is suddenly bandying about that NewsBytes URL on the thumbnails ruling; only thing is, that article came out six days ago ... as regular readers of All Of 'Em already know. :-))

Dravyk Stay informed and ahead of the crowd!

So she is a scrubber then?

(cheap British "Carry On" Humour) ;)
Nick

hahahaha
Troels

KB,

Is she the one that was
giving you head?
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

And for the record my cleaning lady is here, she just informed me that she was a brain surgeon in Guatemala...

Here she scrubs some broke pornographer's Del Mar beach house!
KB

She graduated with the highest honors. Most people in Russia are highly educated
****************
I can testify to that. My wife
was from Moscow.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Peaches really?

Interesting that bell south got em back....

Did yuor company have it's own switch as well?

We had one on top of the Statler Office Tower in Cleveland ,OH was overwhelming for 1986-87
Graet biz though, the owner sold out they went public and crashed...

he is still counting his money.
KB