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Peaches I bet the company was Phonetel, and I worked placing those payphones in all of the Debartolo malls on the eastcoast
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Nope, Tele-America ;) We had the Atlanta Airport, Nashville Airport, some prisons, and some others here and there. This was back when everyone and their brother had a payphone company. There was one vendor that ran all the airport's concessions and of course, he got a massive kick back from us, and he was a minority, so it was beautiful. :) They were bought out by Southern Telecom/Telcom USA/MCI and I hear the phones at the airport have been back to S. Bell for years!
Peaches

I find most attractive Russian women you meet when you ask them what they do "I am economist" or "I am attorney". Ok. Whatever you say honey.
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As Serge can tell you, Russians place a very high priority on education and higher education.

She graduated with the highest honors. Most people in Russia are highly educated.... just that they have no constructive way to apply it.
most secretaries answering phones for 50$ a month have degrees in economics, international business, law or whatever... it is really normal here.

JR

http://www.newsbytes.com/news/02/174326.html

This is a scary holding by a Federal Court. The ignorance, and lack of technical savy is a joke of the federal bench.

With this holding I can take all of Dani Ashes photos, shrink them down by 20% or so and put them up on my site legally.

I guess I am going to take all of FreshPhotos and crop them a little, and legally use them as thumbnails.

I doubt there is any federal judge right now how has any knowledge of the techincal side of the net. It will be 20-30 years before we get judges who have a clue.

Maybe we can get R-n to educate these federal judges on how to be an internet guru!

Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

uh.....nice looking lady. Looks to be Russian?

I find most attractive Russian women you meet when you ask them what they do "I am economist" or "I am attorney". Ok. Whatever you say honey.

Not saying JR's girl isn't, just an observation.

MikeAI in addition to being VacationGuru™ is also BayouGuru™
mutt

JR,

With someone like that,
Id go ahead and make
the call.
But Im divorced, so
my advice pretty much
sucks.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

I do not even have quarters down on the bayou. I still count my confederate money!!

This needs to be nominated a PEARL.

That was incredibly witty, and funny Mike!

and I am sure VERY VERY TRUE!
KB

i think i am going to propose to her today because it is valentines day. she is all of those things and more and i am really lucky.

what do people think?

is it wrong or weird to propose by phone because today is valentines day... or should i was three more days until i am home?

i have been up all night thinking about this and am still not sure what to do :-(

JR

Peaches I bet the company was Phonetel, and I worked placing those payphones in all of the Debartolo malls on the eastcoast.

I believe we had Hartsfield does that sound right or was it Fulton Co airport?

I can't remember. But I can tell you that is a business where only Black double breaseted suits were worn and NO QUESTIONS ever asked.

Just like this biz......not.
KB

JR very impressive woman... :-)

KB, come on now, you know I do not even have quarters down on the bayou. I still count my confederate money!!

Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

I had a video arcade in 1984. About 20 machines, no 15 i think, i did the counting and rolling all by hand, took hours and hours. But hey it was fun and it was good money.
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Back in a previous life, I worked for the company that owned the payphone out at the Atlanta Airport. They had one of those massive coin counting machines - about 3 feet high, 6 feet wide. They'd do about $80-100K in coins every 2 weeks, bag it in burlap, and Wells Fargo would have to come on the tarmac to pick it up at the office door. It was way cool and REALLY funny at what some people would stick in those coin slots :)

Peaches

JR is that YOUR woman?

If she is all of the aforemntioned yuo are truly a lucky man...

But does she swallow?

:-))
KB

http://adultbuzz.com/020602/page4.phtml

Guess I'm the exception that proves the rule :)))
Nick

there is help for you
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Im beginning to wonder.lol

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

KB, here is my girlfriend

www.markandjulia.com

just for reference and to give you a better standard to guage by, there is a beautiful woman.

An attorney, photo model (non adult) and concert pianist and a generally nice person with a perfect sense of humor.

JR

VooDooman

With some guidance and if watch "TJ Mackey" closely in the film "Magnolia" there is help for you...

Remeber you must be a CAVEMAN Kurt...
KB

KB,

Although it probably happens
quite frequently for you,
(getting head) but there
are people like me who
cant even find a women that
will talk dirty to them, so
do you think you could keep
your sexual life a little
more private. Jesus, Some
people come here to learn.
:-)))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Oh contraire JR........

Hookers cost money......

I don't have any remember?

Plus your sister won't barter......
KBumble

I am getting head while I am typing, from an amazingly beautiful girlie :-))
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KB, welcome to the skin trade, you exploiter of women you!
;-))
Serge

LAMike or SilverCash -

Some people, myself included, are questioning SC's counting methods over on the LinkUp board...

http://www.opranosearch.com/msgboard/

Start with post 1405 and read up thru the next 20 - 30 posts.

I would appreciated your input.

CactusButt

I am getting head while I am typing, from an amazingly beautiful girlie :-))
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jesus christ KB... shes a hooker, not a washing machine... at least write her a check!

JR

Laugh all you guys want.......

I am getting head while I am typing, from an amazingly beautiful girlie :-))

That's more than I can say
for you guys.

I finished counting my change! I have at least $200 in quarters alone. That's Mike AI money!!!!
KBumble

HAHAHAHA I think you underestimate the time it takes to count change!!
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look guys "dont hate the player"! :-))

he posted on Netpond a big thanks to everyone for making the show in Vegas his most successful and profitable ever.

i told him the appropriate thing to do is to ask who dropped the 5$ bill and give it back.

JR

they used to have infomercials for a coin counting/rolling contraption. Looked cool watching the coins go down the tubes.
Professional coin rolling machine is also cool.
I had a video arcade in 1984. About 20 machines, no 15 i think, i did the counting and rolling all by hand, took hours and hours. But hey it was fun and it was good money.
mutt

they just took the $1 donation box off my join pages too...still waiting to hear back by the end of the day, as promised, with the "no bullshit" information they've promised on CMI, email notifications, and rebill decline stats.....

MikeS

I gotta go count my money :-))

KB
Wed, 13 Feb 2002 01:53:09 - IP: 24.94.26.4 - Post # 55451

See you in a minute then ;))

HAHAHAHA I think you underestimate the time it takes to count change!!
Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

OK well it appears Ibill has taken the donation box off my join pages. It just took an act of congress. I still want to know what is going on. I hope it was just a poor decision, and not indicitive of a real problem.

Time will tell...
Mike AI Doing business the way its to be done!

ICQ?? What is that?

Phone me, ya cheap bastard. :-))

Dravyk Oprano reviews daily

If the originator would own up,Serge,it would be a pearl. ;))
Nick
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;-)))
Modest Serge

I have just spent over 1 hour in e-mails trying to join an affiliate program through CCBill and still don't have my link code. The site ID that I joined is showing up as another site that I joined some time ago.

Things should not be this hard...
Cleo_LinkUP (must build more moths)

I appreciate that,MikeS ;)
Nick

Drav,
No as in...

"Shut up,Dravyk and icq me"

;)
Nick

<< We prefer the word "stolen" >>
<< cumsucking fuckers! >>

nick...i'll defer to the expert on that one ;-)))
serge....this just in????!?!?! ;-)))

MikeS

If the originator would own up,Serge,it would be a pearl. ;))
Nick

>>> pls refer these people with "hits out of there ass" to me.

My pleasure! ... For a cut. :-)))

>>> 1.)Corp relations

In what way? General B2B?

Dravyk you're so lazy we send it to you

Who taught me:

"Are they your friend?your family?No?Then fuck them" ;)
Nickatilynx
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haahahahahahahahahahahahaha,
I know the answer
;-))
Serge

JR,
I'm ahead of you on that one ;))
Nick

MikeS,
""i don't have that much left that someone else hasn't copied ;-))) ""

We prefer the word "stolen" ;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

I'll make them an offer they can't refuse.
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Nick, dont forget the new possibility of online book sales with Anthony's "sidekick series"
JR

serge...my URLs are closely guarded secret, i don't have that much left that someone else hasn't copied ;-)))
MikeS
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cumsucking fuckers!
;-((((
Serge

Drav,
pls refer these people with "hits out of there ass" to me.

I'll make them an offer they can't refuse.

serious answer btw....
1.)Corp relations
2.)Adult
3.)Gambling

;)
Nick

<< The long and short of it is that he said they are gathering complaints from all the webmasters who call/e-mail and are forwarding all of that information to upper management. >>

i went through this charade with them several months ago, they agreed that all of my points were important ones and asked me for a long detailed letter that would go right to the top...see how much good it did? ;-))

serge...my URLs are closely guarded secret, i don't have that much left that someone else hasn't copied ;-)))
MikeS

While I don't disagree regarding traffic, hits mean nothing for those who don't know what to do with them. It's amazing the number of people with traffic out their ass who don't make a dime of it! (And obviously and thankfully I'm not talking about anyone that frequents here.) But it's amazing nonetheless.

Dravyk you're so lazy we send it to you

So JR I assume that your good fortune and fame is all comiserated by your good fortune and luck?
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uhhhhh.... this took a strangely bizzare "confucy like turn".

what the fuck are you talking about?

as they say: "if you cannot stun em' with brilliance, baffle em' with bullshit"

isnt that what a consultant does?

JR

Drav,
Its like real estate,only three things matter...

hits,hits,and hits
Nick

I gotta go count my money :-))

KB
Wed, 13 Feb 2002 01:53:09 - IP: 24.94.26.4 - Post # 55451

See you in a minute then ;))
Nick I HAD TOO!!!!! ;)

Oh I see it's Jeopardy!

>>> Sex and travel

What two industries in order of wealth make money on the Net? :-))

>>> You illiterate!!!!

That's "illiterate slut" to you! :-)

Dravyk you're so lazy we send it to you

Damn you Serge!!!

Who taught me:

"Are they your friend?your family?No?Then fuck them" ;)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

"if you have managed to put yourself in so many situations where you "got fucked" as you like to characterize them, then your advice as a consultant cannot be worth much.
i suspect that if your brother did not throw a good party, your advice would be worth even less":

Ah Touche JR.

Perhaps very much like babe Ruth's home run record coinciding with the fact that he also holds the record for STRIKING OUT as well?

Or perhaps when they see say in Tom Hopkins Sales School " Never see failure as failure, but only another chance to succeed?"

HMMMMMMM in fact with every motivation book I have read in my life and I have read great autobigraphies from Jack Welch to Wayne Huizenga, to Dave Thomas of Wendys, and even the MAN HIMSELF ray Kroc from McDonalds...what do all these men have in common?

They had all failed miserably trying to do what they wanted to do.

As it so eloquently reads on Ray Kroc's headstone here in LaJolla , "persistance and perserverance" those two traits made Kroc a billionaire.

So JR I assume that your good fortune and fame is all comiserated by your good fortune and luck?

Just Reading is such a great name for you, cause that's obviously only what you do.

If you Just WORKED like I do yuo wouldn't be so callous, shallow and unknowing.

My brother's party has never put a dime in my pocket or his...it's such a non issue when it comes to my bank account, which contrary to most people's perception of me is growing everyday bigger than ever expected.

I gotta go count my money :-))

KB

1) sincerity & honesty
2) track record ""

hmmmmm,guess I'm fucked then. ;))

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well, there is also consistency and predictability to consider and i can always make exceptions.

one thing i learned as i told you, with where i work and live a long ago.

is that greedy people are much more predictable and easier to work with.

their motivations are clear and they always want only ONE thing... cash

Noble people are often less predictable with unclear motivations and frequently changing motivations.

JR

JR wrote- ""i look at two things when entering into a partnership.

1) sincerity & honesty
2) track record ""

hmmmmm,guess I'm fucked then. ;))

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sorry, Nick,
but I bursted your bubble
;-))
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50775&pagenumber=2
and told the truth!
;-)))

Serge

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Mr.Cash,
Shhhhh you are telling them the plot ;))
Nick

Trust me, I want to steal from you, but "Honest Anthony" won't let me! The bastard's put us on Ibill's rev-share where we can't even shave your fucking hits! Of course, it is a bit early in the game yet, and we just might be able to get Ibill go crooked yet....

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Hmmm.....looks like we uncovered the secret to IBILL's problems...NICK!
MrCash get paid on free trials Guru!

Drav
You illiterate!!!!
Sex and travel ="fuck off"
Nick

YEAH!
SidekickGuru™

Oh great, an informercial from OddJob!! :-)))

Nick, whatchewtalkinboutwillis? :-)

Dravyk

KB/JR

FIGHT!FIGHT!

;))
Nick

hmmmm...stealing the limelight huh?

bad sidekick ;)))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

but KB you may have some worthwhile advice on dating gang bang porn stars who dump a guy for a high school kid.

in fact, it might be worth even paying for. :-)
JR

I'm gonna put out a new book.

"How to be a successful Side Kick!"

Some excerpts from the book.

1. When and when not to be a Yes Man.
2. Top 10 ways to get HUGE!
3. The best 3 martial arts to learn
4. You too can put a complex sentence together
5. How to look mean and not really mean it.
6. Learn how to juggle
7. What you need to be able to keep up in any situation. << Still in progress
8. Golf... It's a way of life
9. Bowling - How to look cool with all your new bowling equipment while bowling a 48
10. You too can learn how to bet!

I'm telling you guys, as Sidekickguru™, I will teach all this and more!

Call me, call me, call me.

Limited time only!!!

=o)

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

And Serge--I really don't appreciate that ugly mug comment. I haven't broke any mirrors lately...
howard Need Traffic??
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Howard, take it from me,
"ugly Mug" is good for business...
you did come here to do business, right, or did you come to pick a date?
;-)))

is he a "beauty"?
http://www.oprano.com/picture11.html

not by a long shot, but it's still good for the pocket
;-))))

Sabby is beauty,
and her business is cam feeds,
you don't run your own cam feed, do you?
;-))
Serge

JR wrote- ""i look at two things when entering into a partnership.

1) sincerity & honesty
2) track record ""

hmmmmm,guess I'm fucked then. ;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

So JR if you have been one of the many webmasters who have come to me with their delusions of grandeur and the promise of a piece "of the next big thing".
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dont flatter yourself.

i look at two things when entering into a partnership.

1) sincerity & honesty
2) track record

if you have managed to put yourself in so many situations where you "got fucked" as you like to characterize them, then your advice as a consultant cannot be worth much.
i suspect that if your brother did not throw a good party, your advice would be worth even less.

:-)
JR

"Each time I heard R-n, he was telling people that they couldn't have a paysite, don't get into the paysite business, they were doomed, unless they had a couple of million dollars and even then they were probably doomed. "

he he am just the opposite, think everyone should open paysites!
Find out what it is like. You'll learn a lot.
Your own traffic will convert better for you (in most instances).

Vick Maybe ..... Just Maybe

Hey Jeff--i don't need any sarcasism
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Jeff?!?! Do you really think Jeff would take time from his busy day to acnowledge your presence?!

THINK AGAIN!
MrCash get paid on free trials Guru!

Actually, he'll make me steal it.

Regards,

sidekickguru™

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It's a joke.

Oddjobguru™

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

ContentGuru...I like the sound of that :))

I can steal anything you need,SCJason,let me know. ;))

Dravyk,
Sex and travel ;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Hey Jeff--i don't need any sarcasism
out of you... And Serge--I really don't appreciate that ugly mug comment. I haven't broke any mirrors lately...
howard Need Traffic??

Serge,

haha
Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content?

You have no idea how hard Dave works us....
howard Need Traffic??
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how???

spill the beans
;-)))
Serge

You have no idea how hard Dave works us....
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?!?!?!?!
MrCash get paid on free trials Guru!

If it wasn't for CE I doubt I would be able to function as a man or as a woman for that matter

Andy A
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Andy,
this will be hold against you for as long as you function!
;-)))
Serge

Jason, 2 names come to mind:
Candid
Brett@CandidCam.com
and Brad Shaw
brad@shawinternet.com

both top notches
Serge

You have no idea how hard Dave works us....
howard Need Traffic??

that's sight ;-)

Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content?

hahaha yup mutt, but of course those were also the days of screaming 28.8 connections......LOL

SykkBoy New Sykk Thoughts Column

I think I speak for all of us when I say I owe Ron everything...

If it wasn't for him I doubt I would have the power of site.. or the ability to eat solid foods and even go to the bathroom by myself

If it wasn't for CE I doubt I would be able to function as a man or as a woman for that matter

Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content?

Newbies?

There is money in fucking newbies?
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oh yeah!
;-))
Serge

What's up all !
Down to biz...I need some high quality content..pregnant, redhead, foot fetish and erotic stories. Like I said HIGH quality.
So tell who ever is the "content guru" to get a hold of me.
SCJason Silvercash Paying on Exits

Hey Guys. Wus up. In salute to Black history month:http://www.siccoproductionz.com/delta.html
howard Need Traffic??
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Howard,
how the hell are you???

what took you so long to show your ugly mug?
;-)))
Serge

Newbies?

There is money in fucking newbies?

Damn I missed the boat :-))

Consulting for lack of of a better word JR entailed the brokering of deals, (selling 7 companies) brokering of traffic deals, making introductions in the marketplace with webmasters who would never have access to the people I have introduced them too .
So JR if you have been one of the many webmasters who have come to me with their delusions of grandeur and the promise of a piece "of the next big thing".

You can see where I just say "FYPM"

FUCK YOU PAY ME.

Money up front with percentages on the back works for me!

but http://www.macandbumble.com

works for me!
KBumble Beautiful women, Beautiful site.......

actually Sykk i do remember that show, that was Joe Holler's right? Holler was first to have a webmaster radio show.
That said, I listened for about 5 minutes, it was unlistenable.

mutt

i almost never listen to Webmaster radio shows but I did listen to a few of the Sharky and R-n shows in 97.
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uh oh a late bloomer...you must've missed Kman's classic webmaster radio shows...
SykkBoy New Sykk Thoughts Column

uh oh
amazon.com has some splaining to do or they may lose their merchant account ;)))
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00001IVFG/qid=1013634819/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_67_1/002-8643585-8859201
SykkBoy

i almost never listen to Webmaster radio shows but I did listen to a few of the Sharky and R-n shows in 97. Each time I heard R-n, he was telling people that they couldn't have a paysite, don't get into the paysite business, they were doomed, unless they had a couple of million dollars and even then they were probably doomed.
I know about 50 millionaires who are very glad they never heard that or 'considered the source'.

mutt

When we started in late '95
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started what?
jerking in front of the monitor????

Ron,
time to change the doze of Vitamin E to 1000mg a day, and...there is NOTHING wrong with that
;-)))
Serge

>>> Dravyk - NohitsandstillalosercelebwebmasterdespitebeingafriendofnickatilynxGuru

Nick,
1) Yer Mum! :-)
2) I've had it; expect your new spacebar in the mail! :-))

KB, how could I have forgotten? :-)

Dravyk Knowledge is Power

More IBill Info...
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there is also another factor that people are not looking at.

"upper management" made a decision, bypassed everyone in the company and went right to the programmers to implement it without anyones knowledge in the company??

that does not make sense.

they tampered with clients accounts without telling the account reps??
it says that they are extremely poorly run and managed and have little structure in their company, do not respect their employees, their positions and their right to be in the chain of communication and command and decision making.

or they are lying.

either way, it means the same thing in the end.
JR

The King of All Guru's™, yes He, Him, The Inventor of The Adult Internet, R-n Levi, hath spoken.

Big feature story http://www.opranoplus.com

The Naked Truth: Slinging Internet Porn Ain't Easy

Looks like the writer of this piece stopped off at YNOT for a cinnamon bun or two.

R-n Quotes:

"Consumer abuse is a problem," says Cybererotica's Levi. "We don't have a leg to stand on, because we don't have a signature from them. I've paid a webmaster 40 bucks to sign them up, and I'm out that amount."

"When we started in late '95, our conversions were about 1 of 20. Now our average is 1 of 200," he says. "If you started now in this business with $5 million and didn't make a single mistake, I still don't know if you'd make it."

http://www.opranoplus.com

also in the News..............

Chitown Car Dealer Sues Net Porner For 1.2 Mil Over Mispelled Domain

mutt The Adult News Source All The Gurus™ Read First!

Demolition Crew - thank you for that post

Vick Maybe .....

More IBill Info...

I had a long-ish conversation this morning with Tony, who apparently is the supervisor of Client Services. I, like everyone else, am very concerned/worried/pissed about this whole $1 charity thing. He said that it was an upper management decision largely based on the perceived need to validity iBill and the adult industry in the minds of the end consumers. I politely told him that this was a sham b/c in doing so he was undermining the good intentions of iBill’s clients (us, the webmasters). It makes us look like WE are scamming our customers. I said that I wouldn't mind if the charity option was on the join page, even if it stayed small, so long as it was unchecked by default. He seemed to agree with me. I told him that we have grown very frustrated with iBill due to constant messages of "Databases Temporarily Unavailable" and to add this on top of that makes us want to seriously consider another billing provider. I also told him that many people in the industry are talking about the financial stability of iBill and many are looking to spread their processing out between different processors or move away from them entirely.

The long and short of it is that he said they are gathering complaints from all the webmasters who call/e-mail and are forwarding all of that information to upper management. If they see that lots of people threaten to leave, then they'll take it away. So, if you haven't called or e-mail them yet, please do. Tell them that you want the charity option removed or that you want it to be unchecked as a default. They will ask if you would accept it if the font was larger – say no.

Demolition Crew

out of the reach of C&D's and other bullshit
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that is not true. if you want to send me a C&D i am all for it!

please give me a week with my attorneys and tax attornies to decipher which offshore companies i may or more not be associated with and which one would be the most appropriate for the C&D
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KB, if you charge anyone as a consultant on the adult Internet as you once said on netpond a couple months ago, which as i recall was somewhere around your:

"i'm between jobs, that other guy was just an another asshole and fucked me over" phase

and BEFORE your "Hey Guys, i have a another hot new thing that will change the world" phase

but a long after your "Fuck You guys, you are all a bunch of losers and assholes and you will never see me post again phase"

then maybe you can enlighten us and let us know what it is that people pay for. What is "consulting" on todays adult web.

my original observation was that, "consulting" was just another way to fuck newbies who knew no better. But i do not see too many newbies today so it has to make a guy wonder.

JR

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