Drav you forgot mine...

KB (the bullshit GURU)

:-))


KBullshit

Brad,
""I owe it all to FM. Without him, none of us would be anywhere, we may all be working in meat packing plants!""

ditto. ;))))

Nick

CE - "we saved Brad from Bancrupcy" guru

I owe it all to FM. Without him, none of us would be anywhere, we may all be working in meat packing plants!
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 80+ sites, $40 per join, Paying WEEKLY

It is important, now more then ever, to spread out processing and not put all of your eggs in one basket.
MikeAI
**************************************

There is plenty of room in ACHdebit's basket! ;-)))
AND we keep our eggs warm and cozy! ;-)))


bpj DIVERSIFY your revenue streams! NO third party processing risk HERE!

and I'd like to add...

Dravyk - NohitsandstillalosercelebwebmasterdespitebeingafriendofnickatilynxGuru

;)
Nick

My nominations/suggestions:

Sabby - BendyGuru™ (one flexible lady!)

JohnIP - MatureGuru™

RB - GameWorksGuru™, MagazineGuru™

Nickatilynx - FewMoralesGuru™ (his words!)

Moose - FuckOffGuru™

BPJ - ChecksGuru™

DiamondJim - AWOLGuru™ :-P

CJ - MostShaggableGuru™

MikeS - SmokingGuru™

Colin - TGP2Guru™, MathmaticsGuru™

JStyles - LetsMakeADealGuru™

Dravyk Knowledge is Power

Am trying to get over this issue but
Ibill has finally responded to my emails
Only to let me know they will send my emails and concerns up the ladder of command as I have requested due to dissatisfaction with the person who was handling my emails and concerns

Can I hope this is a step in the right direction?

Vick Going to rock the house with C9C

tuffruff, put .forward file and forward it all back to them!
Serge

"I send you this file in order to have your advice"

Is there any magic away around this dam thing I'm to stupid to figure out? 6 months later I still have email addys getting over 500 of these a day. Spending half my time downloading email these days. I have never opened one and dont have the virus and they automatically get put into my dleted file on download but anyway anyone might no to get the mail server to reject them. I cant take no more.
tuffruff Pornmeup

Voodoo, especially if you talk Russian like you do
;-))
Serge

Thats scary,

When someone in NY says
my people are looking
for you.
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Tukhman,

You have mail.
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

BTW serge, how come I'm not the smokingguru™ ? '-)))
*****************************

did you send me your Guruness and URL to point it to
serge@ cotac.com ?
;-))
Serge

<< Now we are talking, I know of a few penises that I would like to smoke. >>
<< Now you're talking MY language ;-))) >>
<< um, Mike...I'm assuming it's the smoking part??? >>

actually Sykk, it's the entire process ;-))

BTW serge, how come I'm not the smokingguru™ ? '-)))
MikeS

One thing I will say in defense of IBill...my $62.38 check arrived today for the period ended 1/15/02 with a check date of 2/8/02...On time and for the right amount.

mutt - what was the alt code for the trademark? I wanna be PrickingGuru!

:)

CactusButt

voodooman,
Give me a shout by e-mail when you get a chance, my guys were trying to reach you....

//Thanks
Tukhman Joel Da Legal Guru ;-)))

Meni,

You guys need to come to NY,
You do like Russian or Italian
women dont you?

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Meni,

Tell him Im doing great and
I tried calling him last
week. He works to damn much.
:-))

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Thanks Vick ;)
JimW SIC Cash v.4 - 17 new sites - asian, indian, gay, etc.

Voodooman,
Donny is asking how you are doing
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

peaches,

I agree totally with:

""The problem I have is the blatant hardcore - blowjobs, penetration, cumshots, etc. on an INDEX page of a non-adult domain. Not having any filtering meta tags just adds insult to injury""

I'm offended as you are on moral grounds (I have some morals..very few granted ;) but I'm particularly incredulous at this webmasters behaviours because children do not have credit cards,therefore not only is he morally bankrupt,his business acumen is on par with an amoeba. :)

Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

:Also I think Vick posted on Oprano that you are not supposed to mix
non-adult/low risk transactions with high-risk
transactions - this is not true. "

If so I apologize for erronous info
Got it from a good source
Should have checked further



Vick Going to rock the house with C9C

A well informed, and someone who is a GURU of Billing sent me this in e-mail when I asked about their opinion of what is going on with Ibill. Thought it was interesting:





As far as IBill

As I see it, there are only three possible scenarios

1) Honestly contribute to charity through a separate merchant account

2) Honestly contribute to charity through same merchant account to Increase
your transaction counts to avoid fines

3) Don't contribute to charity and just increase transcounts to avoid fines

In either case not disclosing prior to implementing was wrong, and of course
lying and hiding is always wrong

>From what I have heard, IBill saw this as a positive thing to do in light of
the new VISA regs which
are banning the terms lolita, preteen, peda etc..

I do not know for sure if this is contributing to transaction counts to
avoid fines, although I have heard that
it is not.

Also I think Vick posted on Oprano that you are not supposed to mix
non-adult/low risk transactions with high-risk
transactions - this is not true.

It is the merchant that is categorized, not the transaction. And it is your
merchant id that is associated with MCC 5967.
So you can mix other transactions (non-adult) if you like.

Just wanted to clarify that..
Mike AI Deal with real professionals!!

guess the move is to start to move processing away from ibill in small amounts so they don't have more challenges soon

With Ibill as it stands you may lose significant revenues continuing to process with them

The Crash of Ibill now would be very bad
Vick Going to rock the house with C9C

Serge is still an asshole !
*******************************

Thank you, Sir,
this si the best compliment I had the whole morning!
;-)))
Serge

Yeah IBill is ramming this down the throats of their smaller processors. IBill only handles 10-15% of my business. ( they will soon have 0) If Ibill understood business, they would be looking to gain more of my business rather then alienating me.

I do not want IBill to go down, I think anytime a processor has problems it hurts the entire industry.

I wish Ibill was strong and conducting business the right way, in which case they would have much more of my business.

It is important, now more then ever, to spread out processing and not put all of your eggs in one basket.

Unfortunetly with IBill, it seems their basket is not worth putting eggs into.
Mike AI Deal with real professionals!!

Jim, they have never been on SIC Cash sites. Account to large for Ibill to piss off is my guess

Think it was posted here that ARS sites didn't have them either


Vick Cooler than the water in a swimming pool, got more rhymes than a Beatle from Liverpool

Nick, I realize there's a LOT of money to be made having an adult site on a non-adult domain and having a filtering page is perfect :) Men can be VERY easily distracted ;)

The problem I have is the blatant hardcore - blowjobs, penetration, cumshots, etc. on an INDEX page of a non-adult domain. Not having any filtering meta tags just adds insult to injury, IMHO.
Peaches

Mike AI,
Where are you seeing that on your Ibill join forms? I'm checking ours and don't see this.

Do you guys use the old ibill join (hello page) or the new version (asking for card ID number)
?
JimW SIC Cash v.4 - 17 new sites - asian, indian, gay, etc.

Mardi Gras is OVER !!!

Mike is still on Vacation !

Serge is still an asshole !

That is all !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Help me find true assholes !

Ok Opranauts! Get Pithing! Its time once again to UNLEASH THE FURY of your irascible wits upon hapless webmasters in the form of the ARS Caption Contest!

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

And remember - we jest because we love!
Edd OpranoGuru™

"Well just checked and IBill check off form is still on my join forms, after my rep said it would be down by the morning."

No surprise there

Peaches - that is just wrong - more evidence of the we will do anything for a buck mentality

Vick Cooler than the water in a swinning pool, got more rhymes than a Beatle from Liverpool

CE - "we saved Brad from Bancrupcy" guru hahaha
JimW SIC Cash v.4 - 17 new sites - asian, indian, gay, etc.

peaches,
A short story.....

A long while ago we left our SE bots in test mode (meaning dynamically creating non adult pages)We achieved position 1 thru 100 on this engine for a very common non adult term.

We put up a filter page saying "Click here to find "Search term"" or click here to see "Real Amateur Wives Nude"...95% forgot what they were searching for. ;)

Nick

KB(selfpromotionguru) who claimed to make 3K a month for "consulting adult webmasters"
----------------------------

actually, i was wrong twice. he said 2500 a month and his real title is:
iDidNotGetFired,Iquitguru
JR

Well just checked and IBill check off form is still on my join forms, after my rep said it would be down by the morning.

So we are now moving our business FROM Ibill.

Anyone else?
Mike AI Deal with real professionals!!

Serge,how about Cybererotica?
***********************************

shit, this is going to be a Loooooooooooooong list!

CE - "we invented the first click program" Guru
CE - "we put Sharky in business" guru
CE - "we saved Brad from Bancrupcy" guru
CE - "what Momma doesn't know" Guru
CE - "wanna pet zee taigaah" Guru
CE - "we bring good things to life" guru, if GE doesn't object ;-)
CE -"we invented internet radio" Guru

and this si just a partial list,
my brains only work in the limited capacity during market hours
;-)))
Serge

Good Morning Oprano

"boy, this place got VERY pithy suddenly! "

Probably because I'm not making loooog posts ;-)

Vick I'll forever be the Vick Rock

Am I just being a parent being offened by this?
***********************

Peaches,
I'm offended and I don't even have any children....

Vandy Our name reflects our purpose...

Is there a Fastfoodconsuming guru title available for Anthony :)
Nick

JRGuru...

Shaddup! I'll show you sidekickguru™!

=o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

throw me the name!
-----------------
well, there was se guru and he wanted a chunk of change to meet that WAS NOT small.

then there is quite a few people like KB(selfpromotionguru) who claimed to make 3K a month for "consulting adult webmasters"

JRguru

offened=offended
Peaches

Am I just being a parent being offened by this? Uncensored hardcore you can show the kids looking for serious information :( Not even any key words in the meta tags for the filters to work off.

http://www.georgewashingtoncarver.com/


Peaches

Serge,how about Cybererotica? ;))

I also challenge Mr.Cash's fear of flying guru.
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Anthony, you are not networkguru, you are "sidekickguru"
;-)
JRguru

Anyone take NetworkingGuru™?

If not, it's mine! =o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Sabrina - PMSGuru,
it has a ring to it!
I like it!
;-))
Serge

If one guru can charge 100's per hour for his advice, i wonder what the collective value is now of this board is?
*************************

to whome?

webmasters or sponsors?

let's audit one of the sponsors together and see how it shakes
;-)))

throw me the name!
;-))
Serge

PMSguru
I like that one better...LOL

Sabby:)
Sabrina

boy, this place got VERY pithy suddenly!

I think we all made a subtle point about how easy it is to become a guru. (and fun too) :-)

If one guru can charge 100's per hour for his advice, i wonder what the collective value is now of this board is?

JRguru

sabby, how about sexyguru
:)
dantheman bandwidthguru :)

I'm feeling left out, I want to be a guru too.

Sabby:)
Sabrina

sofor today in my email box:
4free airline tickets
5000 cash
1free cellphone
1 sample of vigara

man this internet stuff is great

:))
dantheman bandwidthguru :)

serge, why do you always make me work so hard!!

ok kids, i'm off to zzzz. we have our first 'brisbane lady smut peddlers' lunch tomorrow so i need to rest up (it could be a long lunch). :-)))

night!

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Blondy,
not at all....
when I am sarcastic, I let "bot" do the dirty deeds
;-))

jokes aside...
when is your next radio show?

today?


Serge

why thank you sir

are you being sarcastic?
my blonde brain cells are very dominant today for some reason :-)


Blondy

Blondy,
don't worry,
you are the part of the "GuruDom" and will have a cozy place on the page...witht he rest of gurus
;-))

Serge

Serge darlin,
I am far from a guru
however I do cook up a mean batch of biscotti. :)
Blondy

serge, i'll just add $10 000 to your running tab!!! :-)))
*****************************

John,
please pay her with General's money!
;-)))
Serge

you've got my 2 guru's already, and you know where to link em :-)
*******************************

cj, please, don't make me work the board archives,
send me e-mail, PLEASE!
Serge

serge, i'll just add $10 000 to your running tab!!! :-)))

you've got my 2 guru's already, and you know where to link em :-)


cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Blondy - PlRRRadio.conGURU!
Serge

Did I wish you all a Gong Xi Fa Cai!
yesterday?

oh well here is a belated one.
Year of the Horse
hmm

I love left over chinese for breakfast.

Cheers Serge

Blondy

so when does the 'oprano guru' page go up there with 'morons' and 'pearls' ??
************************

cj, you just gave $10,000 idea!!!

YES,
we MUST do it, and include the URL's of ALL gurus!

I'll take personal care of the guru page
(sorry, Billy, but your laurels don't let me sleep well at night
;-)

just e-mail me your "guruness" and URL at
serge @ cotac .com
Serge

>> champagne at 60 000 feet

fuck that stay on the ground and smoke a rock :o)

spanno check out our new look and feeds!

and a quick fuck in the dunny if you are lucky enough
***************************

cj-QuickFuckGuru.
not bad, you picked up a second "guru" in one day!
;-))
----

WOO HOO!!! but you've got to include the 'dunny' bit :-)))

so when does the 'oprano guru' page go up there with 'morons' and 'pearls' ??

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

you healthy fucker !!

;-))

Mark

from LinkUp board:

Hey Serge aka shavingguru, I couldn't agree with you more about processors. One of my sponsers just added the option to use jettis instead of iBill. I switched yesterday and my signups tripled. Coincidence? Hmmmmmm.....


Ulfie (Oprano's Golf Pro)
Wed, 13 Feb 2002 08:07:02 - IP: 12.226.152.173 - Post # 1498
********************************

Jettis, WTF do you do RIGHT?????????????
Serge

I was coming home from the Dominican Republic a few years ago when the plane decided to depressurize itself. The oxygen masks dropped and the pilot took the plane into a dive to get to a lower altitude. Ever since then I find getting "liquored up" before a flight helps immensely.


Ulfie

and a quick fuck in the dunny if you are lucky enough
***************************

cj-QuickFuckGuru.
not bad, you picked up a second "guru" in one day!
;-))
Serge

do you keep a tin of chew in your back pocket also ??
***********************

Nope, usually a bottle of Crown.

Never smoked or dipped in my life. ;-))

I'm country, but I ain't that red. ;-))
Wig

We should liven up the Millionaires board with this!
**************************

naaahhh,
100 visitors a day exposed to NOTHING but sposnors and what they have to say about their programs is PRICELESS!
;-))
Serge

I drive a 1 ton Ford. crew cab with the power stroke deisel
-------------------------------------------

do you keep a tin of chew in your back pocket also ??

;-))

Mark

next time, don't go to bed for 3 days before your flight ... it works for me every time i have to spend 14 hours on a plane!! i'm often asleep before take off :-) only wake up for food and pee (and a quick fuck in the dunny if you are lucky enough) :-))

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

6 glasses = 2 valium :-))
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

last time to Vegas..I took 2 10mil V's and drank 5 Crown& Cokes...still did the White knuckle ride!
MrCash get paid on free trials Guru!

I am in!
You will just have to keep me DRUNK on the plane!
MrCash
----

champagne at 60 000 feet - one of life's greatest gifts :-)))

6 glasses = 2 valium :-))

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Serge...let if you have tentative dates...lmk

We should liven up the Millionaires board with this!
MrCash get paid on free trials Guru!

Hmmm...let me think...O.K.
MrCash get paid on free trials Guru!

I am in!
You will just have to keep me DRUNK on the plane!
MrCash
********************

sure, we'll start loading on Campari Soda early
;-)
we are flying from NY so we can drop Zhora with my father,
care to kill 2 birds with one stone,
NY AND Italy?
;-))
Serge

I drive a 1 ton Ford. crew cab with the power stroke deisel. I get about 14-15 mpg, even when I am hauling horses.

It ain't peppy, but it goes and goes and goes.


Wig

damn!
we started already working on Milan, Florence, Rome trip at the end of April...

are you coming aboard???
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I am in!
You will just have to keep me DRUNK on the plane!
MrCash get paid on free trials Guru!

I guess hell Wednesday follows fat tuesday:)

damn all the good gurus seem to be taken:(


dantheman get your dedicated box set up in 1 hour!

..I keep getting mistaken for the landscapers...

DaveAFX

"fear of flying Guru"
Mr. Cash
********************

damn!
we started already working on Milan, Florence, Rome trip at the end of April...

are you coming aboard???

trust me, it's much safer FLYING over Naples than driving in it
;-)))


Serge

Serge-

The real difference is that I would not be embarassed by having a Sherman tank parked in front of my house, but when DaveAFX parks his truck in front of my house I am.

Blaze!

Sherman tank has better range. Both do not stop for 'insurrections' however.



DaveAFX

"fear of flying Guru"
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

DaveAFX, and what is the difference between your truck and Sherman Tank?
;-)
Serge

My truck only gets 5 mpg. The 454 eats alot of gas, good thing it has 2 tanks.

http://www.truckvalues.com/73gmc.html


DaveAFX

what about 'guru of calling people guru'?
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Jim,
grab your own guru, while they last!
;-))
Serge

OOOPS...Chris already has that title....DAMN!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

I just want to be GuruofGurus
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

and the saga continues:

Guru list - feel free to add you own

Timon - BeerGuru™

Chris - GuruofGurus™

Cleo - CarpetMunchingGuru™

Mutt - CockholsterGuru™

Serge - PissGuru™, GoatFuckerGuru™,
ShavingGuru™

MikeAI is VacationGuru™
eatingfoodguru™

Meni is EGuru™
DonnyGuru™

Billy is AssholeGuru™

Nick - DoubleOptinGuru™

Vick - LyricalGuru™
bustingibillinliesGuru™
PissingonibillGuru™

Diction Nazi - Missedguru™

voodooman - Bar-B-QueGuru™

JR - justreadingGuru™

Sykkboy - GothGuru™
RasslinGuru™

Todd - LimousineLiberalGuru™

Colin - GonzoGuru™
PhysicsGuru™

MikeFold - FoldGuru™

Slavdogg - DomainGuru™

Hooper - hellfreezingoverguru™

Alien - SinCityGuru™

cj - ShoeShoppingGuru™
Serge

naaahhhhh....sold into strength
;-))

"premature withdrawl" is a story of my life
************************************

LOL ;-))

Up, down, sideways... there is always another day. ;-))

Probably won't be as easy, but if a guy is in the right markets, there always seems to be a trend somewhere. Markets other than stocks just don't get hyped as much.


Wig

Do I get extra points for that!
***********************************

yes, you do..
check in your refferal log tomorrow for
http://2000.mr-cash.com/sales/6627/
and tell me what you see there
;_))

Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)

mr-cash, i've got a truck too!! (err ... the yuppy version) :-))

serge, that's easy ... i'm the shoe shopping guru!!
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

mustang, aint nuttin like a millionaire with a truck. :-))
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Hmmm....I have a truck! 4WD too!
Do I get extra points for that!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

what have I missed oprano?
*******************************

you missed big Guru titles night...
what is your "guru"?

ShavingGuru™
is ME!
;-))
Serge