You still long your tube socks? ;-))
*******************

naaahhhhh....sold into strength
;-))

"premature withdrawl" is a story of my life
;-))
Serge

mustang, aint nuttin like a millionaire with a truck. :-))

what have I missed oprano?
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

The same book. :)
mustang

Mustang, I'm quoting the book I mentioned, what are you quoting?
Serge

Serge I flew Delta, not big lines.
I think its US Airways group of airlines.
Who cater to the cruise lines, so you get grandma who has a 3 pm flight in line at 10 am
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge,

Gold/Silver are on track. I expect a pull-back into March/April. I think this would be very bullish. I have the second half of 2002 as the time to anticipate a parabolic move, so if we pull back as expected I think a guy buys it. ;-)

Gold is treating me very well lately, but I have been long for a while. It is a long term thing with the metals. Gold stocks have done well for me too.

Cotton is also performing well. A close aboce 41.00 basis the May contract should trigger an accelerated move higher.

You still long your tube socks? ;-))

I am watching stocks closely here to see when this recent rally may peak. Looking like another week, perhaps. Still expecting and sharp decline into the March cycles.


Wig

"Jeep is #1 model used by USA millionaires"

Serge


Not if you add up the Ford Trucks in one lump catorgory. Most Millionares drive Ford trucks. :)

mustang

Meni, that's make sense,
ok
everybody who have ears listen:
don't go out of FL on Sunday!
;_))
Serge

Serge, a US Airways dude said its cuz the cruise lines come in on Sunday and dump 5,000 at the airport, and a lot fly US Airways
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Slavik is doing really good, he picked up OVER @19 a week ago..its 32 this morning
;-)
Serge

hey, Wig!

how is the gold market treating you?
;-)

cotton?
Serge

Good Morning Oprano!

Hey Mark. Hey Serge. Hey Todd.




Wig

"Comcast absolutely does not share personal information about our customers, and we have the utmost respect for our customers' privacy," Watson said.

**************************

oh sure, but what about their employees???

how in the fuck name did I get spam on my AOL acount I never used 3 days after it was opened????
Serge

interesting read.

http://www.rr.com/v5/my/news/story/0,1800,122076,00.html


Mark

Todd, that's what
"millionaire Next Door"
book says
Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)

Serge,

is that really true?? I didn't know that about jeeps. but have loved them since my first one in 1994.

my 2nd love is my custom 1997 fat boy, she is so good to me:))
sextoyking

..and of course I am talking about REAL millionaires, not .com variety
;_))
Serge (Welcome back, Kotter!)

Todd,
so you know,
according to statistics,
Jeep is #1 model used by USA millionaires
;_)))
Serge

Thanks for the compliment:)
of course I do prefer my Jeep..
-------------------------------

Todd - LimousineLiberalGuru?
sextoyking

I see we are all getting new titles this morning.

Back to snorting coffee grinds...
Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced) CarpetMunchingGuru™

flying out of Vegas and Newark wasn't bad at all...
Serge

I'll tell you one thing, don't fly US Airways on Sunday morning out of FLL.
5,000 morons, making lines like 300 feet long at security.
at the ticket counter I just stood on the side, knowing they would call my flight out of line. I know the game.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Hey, can I be the
PompanoStripClubGuru™

MeetingGirlsWhileImFuckedUpAndNotRememberingGuru™

SuckingCockGuru™


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
thanks for keeping SoFl economy strong!
;-)

can you fly United instead or they might go under
;-)
Serge

Serge, already booked my next trip down
March 6-11
used 20K of my Delta miles for free ticket

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Anyone know where we can find a Cheetah'sGuru™???


KC
****************

are you talking about JoeE again???
;-))

Hi, Meni,
what's shaking beside your dick?
;-)
Serge

don't short change me

Meni is EGuru™
DonnyGuru™
and
StoliGuru™
MemoryLostGuru™
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

can Alien be a guru too?
Hooper
************************

Absolutelly!

He is a
SinCity Guru™
Serge

where is the diction nazi when we need him? ;-)))
*************************

first it was KK,
now it's Diction Nazi's turn...
Hooper, was there anything in particular which made you think she was a man?
Serge

Pornoman, I wonder if the Billing Guru, who nobody is better then, has some secret insight into IBill chenanigans... Hmmmmm
******************************

yes, she did and I can attest to that.
Serge

"Anyone know where we can find a Cheetah'sGuru™???"

I work for Cheetah...


Torone

"I just wish we had some kind of Billing Guru we could get answers from.. "

Anyone know where we can find a Cheetah'sGuru™???


KC

LOL

I couldn't agree more Timon! Predator is a brilliant movie, no fucking around or plot getting in the way :)

Just people with midi guns cutting trees in half chasing a 7 foot tall invisible alien with a nuclear weapon strapped to it :)

Oh.. thought you guys might like this screencap http://www.cartoonplugin.com/800-600-pimp.html

Reminded me of the players ball, somebody like KB pimpin, made for a damn funny episode.
Andrew Some Kick Ass Cartoon Feeds!

Serge - Sorry I missed your post

Haven't talked to Scott in a while
John emailed me this week
I have been gone from there for 15 months, they still inquire how Kate and Sebastian and myself are
Think both are doing well personally
advertising.com is still in business, not privy to numbers for what they are doing any more
From what I heard from the grapevine they had some challening times last year but have rebounded and are growing slowly again
They still haven't IPO





Vick It's ash wednesday the party is over

Sweet :-)

BeerGuru™

Guru list - feel free to add you own

Timon - BeerGuru™

Chris - GuruofGurus™

Cleo - CarpetMunchingGuru™

Mutt - CockholsterGuru™

Serge - PissGuru™, GoatFuckerGuru™,
ShavingGuru™

MikeAI is VacationGuru™
eatingfoodguru™

Meni is EGuru™
DonnyGuru™

Billy is AssholeGuru™

Nick - DoubleOptinGuru™

Vick - LyricalGuru™
bustingibillinliesGuru™
PissingonibillGuru™

Diction Nazi - Missedguru™

voodooman - Bar-B-QueGuru™

JR - justreadingGuru™

Sykkboy - GothGuru™
RasslinGuru™

Todd - LimousineLiberalGuru™

Colin - GonzoGuru™
PhysicsGuru™

MikeFold - FoldGuru™

Slavdogg - DomainGuru™

Hooper - hellfreezingoverguru™


Vick It's ash wednesday the party is over

If you want entertainment then watch Predator or
Commando, not much depth in those movies but at least
they don't pretend to have any ;-)

I like clever movies that surprise me, like Fight Club
or The 6th Sense...

Timon

Timon™,

I totally noticed that with Arnold™.. I wondered what job they were going to say he had.. and how he had bomb experience was pretty funny. Also, funny that he actually got punched and beat up a few times.

I look for entertainment in my movies and I enjoyed it.

Action wise.. Black Hawk Down™ was great.. and if you havent seen Training Day™ with Denzel™ was awesome baby™. Denzel™ just got nominated for an Oscar™ for it..
chris™

Actually I am MartellCordonBleuGuru™

Timon

Is BeerGuru taken yet? If not then that's me ;-)

Timon

I am GuruofGurus™


chris

Yeah that snake thing was pretty gross, probably first
time ever that I had to look away while watching a movie...

I don't like movies where the script writers had
to keep the image of the lead actor in mind, did anyone
notice Arnold didn't fire a single gun shot in the whole movie?

I want the old Arnold from Commando back ;-)

Timon

I liked Colateral Damage..

I still enjoy Arnold movies.. if you wanna see something repulsive.. look at Maria Shriver..

BLECK!!
chris

I just want to sit here and hold my schlong..

Thanks for the advice Slavik
chris

thanks for LyricalGuru™

For this week I want to be
bustingibillinliesGuru™
&
PissingonibillGuru™

MSpice put your clothes back on

voodooman we will see those Bar-B-QueGuru™ skills ;-)

I think (therfore I am) Diction Nazi was a her and she is missed



Vick It's ash wednesday the party is over

Serge,

I agree about Collateral Damage.

I could have totally done without seeing the scene with the snake. One of the crudest things in any movie I've ever seen.




PK

Nick is DoubleOptinGuru™

mutt

seeing where this is going, i am going to register fuckedgurus.com :-)
JR

Cleo is CarpetMunchingGuru™

hahahahaha
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

i am CockholsterGuru™

I suggest you all trademark your Guru™ names with ™ , ALT +0153.

Serge is PissGuru™, GoatFuckerGuru™,
ShavingGuru™

MikeAI is VacationGuru™

Vick is LyricalGuru™

Confucy is CluelessGuru™

Meni is EGuru™ and DonnyGuru™

Billy is AssholeGuru™

voodooman is Bar-B-QueGuru™
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

justreadingGuru™

mutt

Sykkboy is GothGuru™ and RasslinGuru™

Cleo is CarpetMunchingGuru™

Todd is LimousineLiberalGuru™

Colin is GonzoGuru™ and PhysicsGuru™

MikeFold is FoldGuru™


mutt

mutt, register gurutoplist.com and add it to oprano.

you can just have "submit a guru" feature.
JR

i am CockholsterGuru™

I suggest you all trademark your Guru™ names with ™ , ALT +0153.

Serge is PissGuru™, GoatFuckerGuru™,
ShavingGuru™

MikeAI is VacationGuru™

Vick is LyricalGuru™

Confucy is CluelessGuru™

Meni is EGuru™ and DonnyGuru™

Billy is AssholeGuru™

feel free to add your own to the list




mutt Nobody is Better Then Me Cuz I Bought Off All The Eurotrash Judges!!!

DG,

Thanks, I guess Ill stick with
my
www.free-sexy-sluts-fucking-lesbian-porn-stars-pics.com
:-)
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

voodoo, well you have few options there.

- add few more ZERO's
- go back few years and look for bargains, even though i hear bargains are still out there.
- pray that i forget to renew some of my dimonds
- or create a new term.

hope that helps,
invoice for my time is on its way :))


Domain Guru
(porner formarly known as Slavdogg)


Domain Guru

Mike, you need to e-mail charityguru@ibill.com
JRguru

Lots of Internet Gurus around! :-)

Confucy, you sure are hung up on the Lew Pane and PayPal thing. What is your connection?

Now do not get me wrong, if PayPal is dicking someone over, they need to pay up! Amazing we actually agree on somethings!

Pornoman, I wonder if the Billing Guru, who nobody is better then, has some secret insight into IBill chenanigans... Hmmmmm


Mike AI Deal with real professionals!!

Slavdogg,

If you want to be the domain guru,

How can I get a one word, adult .com
domain name for $15.00???
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

yeah, well i just took gurugraveyard.com. :-)
JRguru

from now on i am known as a Domain Guru.
anyone have a problem with that ? Speak now or forever hold your shlong.


yours trully,
Domain Guru
Slavdogg

actually Hooper you are one of the few that can make a solid point and back it up with real information, data and facts that make sense.

You seem to be quite proficient technically and have a strong all around grasp of everything you guys do.

those are considered annoying traits on the adult web and may disqualify you from being a guru.
JR

Become your own guru







Cranky

well, i think having your feet firmly rooted in fantasy and denial is a great trait for Gurus


JR

---
as long as there is newbies
---

where is the diction nazi when we need him? ;-)))

Fuck me. if i'm a guru then hell is freezing over... maybe when i'm not working anymore you can call me a guru.

Til then you just need to call bernard... now *there* is a man with brains ;-)))
Hooper

can Alien be a guru too?
Hooper

you can be a guru Hooper. as long as there is newbies, there is plenty of room for gurus.

Ibill is in need of new gurus i think too
sex.com lost a guru




JR

I wanna be a guru.
Hooper

i am going to call that:
"the law of gurus"
JR

I just wish we had some kind of Billing Guru we could get answers from..
--------------------------------

isnt it ironic that as time progresses there are less gurus?


JR

I just wish we had some kind of Billing Guru we could get answers from..

;)


chris/pornoman

Still drunk from “Fat Tuesday”, and mistakenly thinking he was entering an iFriends chat room, Mspice runs into the Oprano Webmaster board bukk naked, notices Serge looking at him with a familiar grin, then turns and runs screaming from the room………

Mspice Pictures of this mishap available on eBay!

voodooman
I don't watch Regis. I watch either CNN or the Sci-fi channel.

CNN is such a great pornographer of reality and Sci-fi fulfills my need for fantasy.


Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Lisa,
Sorry no icq here at home.
Nick

Serge,

Told them I could ensure they would never fear Regis and Kelly again in return for 10kUS.

I broke there crutches and then smashed there TV for good measure.

I got the $10k off those ladies.;)))
Nick

Nick,
I thought you were on the farm and trained in goat milking
;-)))
Serge

but PayPal is actually STEALING the hard work of webamsters
******************************

if they don't go IPO,
and by the look of it they won't any time soon,
that's cazzilions of dollars lost right there...
Serge

Cleo,

You dont actually watch
Regis and Kelly do you?
Kelly is even more annoying
than that last chic that
was with Regis, Kathy Lee?
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Yep Nick, you missed me. ;))

Can you check your ICQ and if you don't see a msg from me, can you hit me up on 3092587 pretty please. :)


Lisa Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

You didn't miss anything.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

So did I miss anything when I was at the Home for onelegged Lesbian black jews with dysklexia who have been traumatised by Regis and Kelly?


Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

**Bottom line is where there is smoke, there is almost always FIRE!

There is NO escaping this simple fact....
Mike AI Deal with real professionals!!
Tue, 12 Feb 2002 03:25:40 - IP: 172.161.120.178 - Post # 55178
=================================
There is lots of smoke all over the place, Mike.

I agree with Vick. There comes a time when you have to take a hard stand against rip-off artists.

Not only is IBILL taking liberties with webmaster's sites, but PayPal is actually STEALING the hard work of webamsters and putting their name on it. I hope Lew Payne drains them of a few million.

http://www.symation.com/lppi

http://www.wired.com/news/ipo/0,1350,50375,00.html

confucy Losers....

If thats the case, I wish I
could drink expresso, but
if I did that, I'd be in
the bathroom all the time.
I can only drink cold drinks.
I only get 6 hours per night
but thats 14 more hours per
week than you get. lol
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Vick,
how is Scott?
what is he up to nowadays?

what happened to their non adult business and advertising.com ?
Serge

about 4 hours a night
am hyper active and drink lots of espresso


Vick Time to go out for Mardi Gras

Hey Vick, just how much sleep
do you get in a weeks time?
You was up till I went to
bed last night, and was
already on when I woke
this morning.

voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Serge,
Its Schwarzenegger
:-))
voodooman (I have a cleo blow up doll)

Vick,
that wasn't mine,
use it as much as you want!
;-))
Serge

Serge I may have violated your trademark with
"Your outlook is your mental anchor"

what is the cost for one usage

Vick Time to go out for Mardi Gras

Optional,
wait 'till he is labeleld
"Goat Milker"
;-)))
Serge

would you suspect something was up if Nick started donating money to people publicly, and started being nice, and understanding....
====================================

I've never seen anyone more understanding about being labelled a crook in my entire life ;p

Optional eat more pork

hell could freeze over I suppose

Or

The Patriots could win the super bowl.

Armegeddon is near. Fear for your lives.


Ulfie

I just came from Collateral Damage...
one of the worst Shwarzenigger movies I ever seen
yaikes!
Serge are you getting paid on FREE sign ups?

hell could freeze over I suppose
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

hahah spanno, you beat me to it ;)))
SykkBoy

>> would you suspect something was up if Nick started donating money to people publicly, and started being nice, and understanding....

hell could freeze over I suppose
spanno check out our new broadband feeds

P.S...thanks for the info!
off to change it!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

That topic has been discussed several times but you seem to have a hard on for them for some reason.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

no...not really. just must have missed that.
As a matter of fact we do use CCbill as well.

Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Mr. Cash..... That topic has been discussed several times but you seem to have a hard on for them for some reason.

1. CCBILL sent an email to all of their customers telling them of the new feature. They did so in advance.

2. The e-mail is totally customizable, you can change to say whatever you want. The default e-mail advertises ccbucks sites for which you get paid. But if you don't want to advertise ccbucks sites then change the e-mail to say whatever you want.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

All this talk about Ibill...is the fact that ccbill sends a spam to cancelling customers for THEIR sites old news?...or did I miss that discussion?
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

My appologies, I typed the wrong email address, its wwomble and not wwwomble.
JoeL