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BTW, MrCash is also in Atlanta,
I'm sure they'd be interested as well.
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We are definitely INTERESTED...Atlanta is EASY ACCESS for the whole country...(Sorry Aussies)

Sweet T.....drop me your info..and we can get together!

jim AT mr-cash.com
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

don't hit your sack too hard :-)

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

>>> i definately deserved yours LOL

Yeah, right!! I think you just fried all the circuits in the lie detector!! :-)))

>>> bout time you flew to me!! :-)))

I have to admit, you've got a damned good point there!!! I guess I can "suffer" in Hawaii. :-D

... Alright, enough of this sleep walking, time to hit the sack for me. :-)

Dravyk the industry brought to you daily

like i said, our awards should have been swapped ... i definately deserved yours LOL

I think the point of this gathering was not who is local, but who can afford the cost of entry :-)

>>Nothing against Hawaii, but I think you're closer to there, CJ, than I am!! :-)

bout time you flew to me!! :-)))
hawaii is halfway point between brisbane and la ...

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

CJ, thanks! :-) Good seeing you in Vegas. I'm still willing to trade PHB awards with you. :-))))

Yeah, Dave could get into that. Probably Mojo and 12Clicks too. Not to mention VirtuMike and JRocks. Also "sorta in the area" too are Serge (depending upon the time of year), Sammi, Alyssa, Dreamzotic gang and Sex Key among others.

Nothing against Hawaii, but I think you're closer to there, CJ, than I am!! :-)

Dravyk the industry brought to you daily

dravyk, it now seems clearer, although its still murky :-)

philadelphia ... that might make dave happy!! LOL
my vote still goes to hawaii :-)

dravyk, good to see you back. :-)

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

CJ, I think (but who knows?) he meant that was a classic JoeE post. But even if it's not what he meant, it definitely was!! LOL!

Unfortunately I lost my JoeE decoder ring at The Venetian, so I only got 80% of what he said. But then I don't think he intended that much of it to be readable, now didja, Joe? hehe Good to see you posting.

As to cities, let me spring Philadelphia on you. Now before the booing starts, it's awesome here in the spring and early summer. Five of the top 30 best restaurants in the country, two restaurants in the top 10 best.

It's Manhatten in microcosm, with a billion bars and restaurants all within a 20 by 8 block area and a ton cheaper. At the same time we're 100 minutes from NYC and 70 from Atlantic City so you can see a Broadway show or gamble and be back in half a day. Beat that for location! :-))

Dravyk the industry brought to you daily

i understand what a classic is sweetie, i just didn't understand what you were referring to as a classic.

how have you been? behaving yourself?! :-)

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

C'mon cj..... classic;-))
Protege,aspiring one.....

Serge hurry up...before I break my employment agreement by marketing..Wake up..get of Zhora..
or visa versa;-))) Never mind you been through the mill... Contimue;-) Is that what you mean cj? ;-)))

joee What Up Fabian;-))

Cj,

I will talk with fletch, lonnie, etc about Hawaii in june. We will finish our big company move to bend, or. by the first of may, so we shall see:)
sextoyking Our Portfolio is rocking!

ok, we are definately renting hogs if we do hawaii ... that would ROCK!! well, i'm going in june - webmaster gathering or not so see ya there?
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Once again: without elaboration:

I B I L L FUCKING SUCKS ! ! !
Shawn

Cj,

now I am getting all excited!!! Was in Maui last may with Lonnie and his girl Kitt, she has a condo in maui. my first time in maui, pretty cool. Hard Rock, all the sites, etc. Rented hogs for the day, and we all cruised the island and went to that 1 10,000 feet mountain. me and lonnie rode, Peter drove the jeep:)
sextoyking Our Portfolio is rocking!

todd, you said the magic word!! shopping!!

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Joe,
can you please translate:)

Cj,

would love to see you all there in the summer, Hawaii is a kick ass state, and you will love the Hawaiian food!!!

oh and of course in Wakkai, shopping for you will be no problem:)
sextoyking Our Portfolio is rocking!

what's a classic joe?
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Classic.. Huh fellas? ;-))
joee Meni Should Be Content!

todd, i've never been there - but i was already planning a holiday there in june so ... if we make it a biz trip, general can pay for it!!

general, this is 1 trip you can definately bring K and the kids!!

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Hefe de Hefe:-)))

Your sacred in my heart..
sergie, Y___ , Flynts..all the smart ones stayed away and watched the game unfold(gatefold exclude;-)

First it was Xp--, then blah and then blah, my lips are sealed and ulike the rest , I sleep very well
at night but don't mind the pests..
Out rapped D$ money boyz in the middle of the night..slow dayz around here cause this MF'er is RIGHT:-))

PS- and beat ya in every sport bro..
Thanks for the mermaid..I' mean the foozball table..All ya'll n----- lokk alike..Some have tities..some are LA aliens... Excuse me..phone call from Miky Peters Estate;-))

Conflict Mr. Workman;-)))

RB- They can't handle the truth..
When Rich told me that I screwed the verbage up and said : toof! ;-))

Remouirs...see ya in france:-))

PS- That is Xpics..Relax yahudim;-))

Dean.. Sincerely wish(but not worried) all is good in that country I cannot find but Meatman tells me new Zealand is the bomb! LOL! :_))))))
joee Meni Should Be Content!

Cj,

Hawaii would be a great choice. Have been there many times, and love the people, the beaches, the booze cruises, etc:))

Only a 5 hour flight from Portland:)

sextoyking Our Portfolio is rocking!

general, I agree ... its also a place that has good package deals from almost every continent ...

and we would get to see serge in his red speedo's ...
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

what about somewhere like hawaii?
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cj - definately get a good turn up from us australians if it was hawaii.

i have been looking for an excuse ...

joee - you are alive - whats happening ?

General (What's NEW?) Paying tooooooo Much

Got Room for weekend athlete / full time road warrior with honesty IMBRED and blah , blah blah, ...
Good short order chef ;-))))

Get ready to rumble..............
Biz is getting tough..Hgirl gets the public utility shaft for hype...
I love MikeAI's mom..Need cpa cleanup help;-)) Legal advice..
Watch the Practice and think about
ETHCIS!
joee Beginig Of The Beginig:-))

I think it would be a GREAT idea to have an informal get together where the big guys got together to discuss business and have a little fun. Lets call it the "First Annual Oprano Cocktail Party and Webmaster Get Together" We could make the tickets $1,000 each and limit it to 200 people. We would pay for the venue and the parties with the money....no sponsors. Instead of having "Private Parties" just turn it into a "Private Tradeshow".

What do you think?

--T

SweetT
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sweetT, that's the best suggestion i've heard EVER as far as get together's go. count me in - and I think I could even convince the general to come along :-)

as far as cities go, i've been to quite a few gatherings and the most successful ones are always in locations where everything can be done within a few blocks of the 'accommodation'.

Vegas is perfect because of the amount of 'options' available ... vancouver was excellent - meetings in the hotel, lots of restaurants within walking distance of the hotel, tourist friendly for those of us who aren't locals ...

I didn't like phoenix as a location ... i felt like i was stranded and at the mercy of the organisers. bars closed too early and everything was too spread out ...

weather is also important - it can't be somewhere too hot or too cold ...

what about somewhere like hawaii? or miami but not in summer? somewhere where there's cool 'networking' activities, nice weather and nice restaurants all close enough together to be easy to organise ...

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

What's wrong with Vancouver during the summer?

It is awesome here during that time.

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Enforcer, you only like the coasts?
Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

Portland, San Francisco, Seattle, Boston, and New York.

TheEnforcer

The funny thing about that game is that the best way to get a high score is to cut off the 3 middle fingers first and then just press the space bar lots over where they used to be every time is passes :)

Andrew Awesome Toon Content - CLICK HERE

The only other 2 places in the US I'd suggest throwing a Tradeshow would be either:

San Fran... or Honolulu...

One could throw a killer tradeshow in either of those, any time of the year!

A winter show in Honolulu would be bad ass. :)

KC

can anybody post link again to cartoon with Ron Jeremy in it?
pleaaaase!
Serge

Hooper, I got 1350...are you trying getting me hooked on yes another vice?
;-))
Serge

NYC, throw a show in NYC:)
grimm (Blow Me)

"too" hot is a relative question.

probably in the 80's around may/june... definitely not near as humid as n.o. at that time of year.
Hooper FUCK! I just cut off one of my fingers.

Hooper, how is Austin in the end of May/begining of June?

not too hot?
Serge

Hooper, Austin could be a good spot! Lots of entertainment!
Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

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Is there another city do you think would be good for industry shows?
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I like brad's idea of texas.. but i think dallas is a bit too big for a show.

I would toss my hat in for Austin... more than a few program owners, billing companies, hosts etc here... plus 6th street... 2nd only to bourbon street.
Hooper I'd post a link but then i wouldnt be the selfless guy that i am.

Serge....I have heard about this Mr Cash about a thousand times and have not yet had the pleasure of meeting him...maybe we can meet soon and discuss it!! :-)
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SweetT, they are very cool bunch.
I am not surprised you never saw them,
I never saw Jeff's wife, but hear about her at every meeting
;-))
but... I met her twin sister,
sometimes I doubt who is wife and who is sister and I think Jeff doesn't know that himself either!
;-))
Serge

Stick to Dallas, in the middle of the country, and I can rent chairs in my theatre for $50 a night, cheaper than a hotel!

Brad Shaw

Mikeai,

all these cities sound pretty good. What time of the year are you guys looking at? I kinda like Brad's idea of dallas. Also, NYC sounds great too, and would of course help the local economy.

Of course Mexico and Costa Rica sound like winners also. 1k a piece from 200 webmasters, fuck we could rent a whole hotel / condos for a week, parties, etc down south:)
sextoyking Orginal Designs at webinc

Serge....I have heard about this Mr Cash about a thousand times and have not yet had the pleasure of meeting him...maybe we can meet soon and discuss it!! :-)

Vick....Thanks, dude...sometimes even an old dog can pull off a new trick :)

--T

SweetT NationalNet....proud to call Atlanta home!

MikeAI...

Thanks for your hospitality this weekend, my friend....I had as much fun this weekend as I have had in a long time. Your estate is un-freakin-believable, dude.....I was so impressed....I hope it won't be too long before you and Katie have a yard full of little, spikey-haired, crumb crunchers running around LOL!!!!!

I will be around tomorrow...hit me up and we can discuss it!!

--T

SweetT NationalNet....proud to call Atlanta home!

Sweet T
Excellent idea

Vick doing it and doing it and doing it well

SweetT you got it, man!

no booths, no sponsors, just parties and dick shaking and...
if one doesn't have $1000 or whatever to put up...
WHO needs their business?
;-))

Those:
http://oprano.com/tgp2/ are business people ...and that kind of crowd where the money are made.

BTW, MrCash is also in Atlanta,
I'm sure they'd be interested as well.
Serge

Hey T glad you got home safe, had a great weekend with you and your peeps!

I will be calling you tommorow afternoon about Atlanta... :-)

I think we may be onto something!

Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

I love the Keys and they are nice and close to me, but getting in and out is a real hassle. I've never used the airport in Key West, but it doesn't seem like much of an airport.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

I live in Atlanta...and I LOVE Atlanta....but I dont think I would have a "show" here....not one with booths and signs and such....

-----HOWEVER-----

I think it would be a GREAT idea to have an informal get together where the big guys got together to discuss business and have a little fun. Lets call it the "First Annual Oprano Cocktail Party and Webmaster Get Together" We could make the tickets $1,000 each and limit it to 200 people. We would pay for the venue and the parties with the money....no sponsors. Instead of having "Private Parties" just turn it into a "Private Tradeshow".

What do you think?

--T

SweetT NationalNet....proud to call Atlanta home!

"I think you got more ideas thrown at your during the smoke brake of Oprano dinner (KK, you, me smoking) than some get looking at cage with nekkid girl dancing in it "

I know I did, thank you ;-)
More GOOD ideas! Not just ideas

Vick doing it and doing it and doing it well

Sharky has a huge pool I bet every webmaster on this board could fit into. I think we could just hold the whole show at his house!

Im going to come to work and find a pink slip on my desk for even mentioning that!

DOH!

Ryan AAA Adult Design

oops guess I posted a bit late about a show being in tampa :P

sOrRy

Ryan AAA Adult Design

Hey how about Tampa? Tampa would be a good spot for a show as well as having the webmaster cook off.

Woot Woot

Quick question, are there any content companies out there that lease amateur webcam feeds without an upsale? If so could you please spam me!

Ryan AAA Adult Design

Tampa is a good town with easy access. I use to spend a lot of time there.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

They Keys would be cool, but would be difficult as far as transportation.

I have always liked Tampa, I do not know why no one ever had a show there. It is very pro-adult entertainment.

Maybe we can go to Portland?
Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

Vick,
I don't know about city amenities,
'cuz I can do more business during cocktail hour before the dinner than some people can do at their exhibit booth,
and if MONEY is a major topic of the show,
people with money will follow there,
assuming the FOOD is great, of course, and it's close.
;-))

I think you got more ideas thrown at your during the smoke brake of Oprano dinner (KK, you, me smoking) than some get looking at cage with nekkid girl dancing in it
;-))
Serge

Serge - excellent point, well taken
Vegas will always be a big show for this industry, the town is somewhat friendly to the adult industry and many companies and people like to go there

Is there another city do you think would be good for industry shows?
One that $ will go to

Vick doing it and doing it and doing it well

Myrtle Beach loves their squeaky clean "family" image. New Orleans is a great place for a show. You can have a parade of midget transvestites and no one bats an eye. Not too many towns like that left. ;)

San Fran would probably be OK with it. As long as you don't drive an SUV anything goes there or so it seems.

Ulfie

Guess when looking at a venue for a show I'm looking for a working vacation

Vick
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Vick, I am old fashioned, I go where money go.
Oprano brought a few dollars from Vegas, because people with money were there....even if 1/2 of them got me 1/2 drunk,
yes, I mean YOU, JimmySlits!
;-))
Serge

Really liked Montreal when I was there in 1998-or 99? for CybernetExpo
Was my first time to Montreal and enjoyed the city - Very clean, nice shooping, good clubs, good food
interesting flavor to the city
looking forward to going there again

My first choice would always be New Orleans but New Orleans is my favorite place to visit

Tired of Vegas and Miami Beach, Orlando is too Disney for a show

Atlanta might be a good choice

New York is good for me as I don't live far and there is lots to do

Is there somewhere in the Keys that could accommodate a show?

What about San Francisco?

Guess when looking at a venue for a show I'm looking for a working vacation

Vick doing it and doing it and doing it well

Meni,
MikeW told us your story with pancakes,
that was fuuuuuuunnnnnnyyyy!
;-))
Serge

Good Night Oprano
Good Night Cleo my love
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Ulfie, nothing replaces home team TLC and we don't have it in San Antonio or Myrtle Beach....
Serge

Mrytle Beach huh ulfie? How is the night life? How would they handle adult people?

I have been to San Antonio, I liked it... not sure how it would handle a show. Do not know it well enough.

Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

Myrtle Beach, lot's of golf courses. ;) San Antonio would be nice too. I was there a few years ago and really enjoyed it.

Ulfie

Torone, I love New Orleans and think in the right time of the year it is unbeatable for shows. Only problem is with the airport, not easy access for a lot of people. ( ie no direct flights)

Serge, I have spent some time in Atlanta with T, it was a hell of a time. He even had my mom and dad feeling like a million bucks!
Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

I'd say Atlanta,
seeing SweetT in action in Vegas, gives me warm and fuzzy feeling that he can be an Ecellent host in his home town..
Serge

My vote would have to be that place so near to me...New Orleans!:)
Torone

Where would be the best place to throw a show? One that would make everyone happy. Someplace in the US.

Anyone have ideas?

New Orleans, Dallas, New York, Atlanta, San Diego, San Fran ???

Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

Kevin,
what's up?

mine ICQ finally came to life
Serge

Montreal show....the very first one was good,
in 1997,
and I can probably name every face which was there,
Danny, Carol,
Dean from Vermont,
Lovey,
Evil Chris,
Jim,
Victorie,
just to name a few...
nowadays it's good for amateur show with your dick sucked in public at the party.

not my kind of business dealings
;-))

Serge

Hey Guys,

I'm helping a friend test a new site, and I'm looking for some "less than perfect" traffic.

I mean not totally worthless, and no spam, but maybe blind links, people that click out of disclaimers, or traffic that wouldn't convert in your circle jerks.

Basically he is testing "both ends of the scale" to get an idea of how his sites going to convert.

Might sound crazy, but hey, I'm just helping out an old friend.

Email me with ideas or prices, he's looking to close on some of this by Friday.

Thanks :)

Mspice Email Me With Offers

Vick,

Playboy isn't the only company that doesn't "get it". (I'm sure you knew that)

At the June Internext show a friend gave me a flyer/brochure from a BIG adult publishing company...

The first paragraph said something like "we are excited to have over a million unique visitors a month!"

That's... "MONTH"

I kind of laughed, and my friend asked why?

I looked across the isle at the CE booth, (I was in the Net Management booth) and said "between us, we have nearly twice that traffic in a DAY"

The sad part is that it's not really "rocket science". All it takes is to be able to let go of your ego long enough to listen.

JMHO, your's may vary ;)

Mspice The Winds They Area A Changin

as a rule
webmasters are usually the dorkiest guys in town
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I was one of those weird girls who hung out in the library and read books all the time, lol

Then I discovered drugs and sex, then I discovered rehab.

Now I'm addicted to html and computers.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Hey Serge,

been trying to get you on ICQ ( again ) the darm thing is playing
up again :-(
Anyone know how to fix icq or am
i the only one with problems ?
which icq version is best ?
Kevin this kind of spam should not be allowed

Thanks Ulfie
as a rule
webmasters are usually the dorkiest guys in town
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo, that's more likely. I did the Meni thing for a couple of weeks when I was 19. I think.

:-)

Serge, what Email actually goes to you this month?

Alex
RawAlex findpics

Alex
Since I'm older then Meni maybe I should have said that I want to be like Meni when I start digressing.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced) Life's a bitch when you look in the mirror and realize that you would be mature content

MikeAI - Thank you very much! ;-)

Vick doing it and doing it and doing well

Mr-Cash, I think by next week we will be able to make that switch we are talking about on exit consoles. Finally got things where I wanted them....
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Just holler MIKE!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Cleo, I am not sure you have to grow up to be Meni...

I dunno.

Alex
RawAlex findpics

When I grow up I want to be as cool as Meni.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Meni, no one is as cool as you.

Ulfie

Montreal sucks, the airport looks like Moscow.

How about a show in Dallas, we can use my house.
Brad Shaw

Mr-Cash, I think by next week we will be able to make that switch we are talking about on exit consoles. Finally got things where I wanted them....

Mike AI Now with new processor and converting great!!

just being named Ulfie
makes you uncool
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Montreal was a nice place, I had a good time there. I hope to go back one day, but there are many places in the world I have not seen, that I have to mark out.

Montreal is not what I was knocking... it was the mickey-mouse show.

Mike AI Now with new processor and converting great!!

Jim, e-mail sent.

Ulfie

Love the "money out the wazoo" board!

The best superbowl commercial of a few years ago!

Ulfie! start making money on that RIGHT NOW!

Drop me an e for details!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Sorry, I golf, Meni tells me that it makes me uncool. ;((

Ulfie

does that mean Mike can't be cool too?
mutt

I'm cool
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mike with some pancakes on his head would be cool too.

I set up my own double opt-in e-mail program tonight. Look out, another spammer coming soon. ;)

Ulfie

Just want to scream at Playboy.com
How can they not get it, they are still running on a CPM model which has been proven NOT to work on the internet
(ask all the former high flyers like Yahoo, Doubleclick and Engage)
Check out the front page of playboy.com right now
Southern Comfort flash ad tied to Mardi Gras, nice piece but still on the CPM model
Knock Knock here is the short on why the CPM doesn't work (among other reasons) and will never work on the 'net (for advertisers)
You don't capture the entire screen like a televison or print ad does
You don't have the focused attention of your audience

Could go on for a while about this but ...
You know it already
Maybe I'll go clean up and pitch Playboy ;-)

Vick We understood the internet model 5 years ago and were profitable after 1 month in business in 1997

I am getting like Meni, I don't pay them to dance for me anymore.

Mike AI Now with new processor
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Please post a picture when you shave your head and you are rolling on E.
mutt

Cranky, you are correct - soon only your father will remember oldsmobile, right?

Mike: The best part about Montreal is that it isn't one dimensional - great night clubs, fantastic scenery, pleasant weather in May / June, great food... and friendly people.

As for travelling 1000 miles, I know some people who travel many times further than that for Montreal in particular... it's going to be fun, sorry you have to miss it. :-)

Alex
RawAlex findpics

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