Alex, traveling 1,000 miles for $6 dances from strippers is not my idea of fun.

Luckily I know a lot of strippers already. Including most of the dancers from Ricks!

:-)

I am getting like Meni, I don't pay them to dance for me anymore.


Mike AI Now with new processor and converting great!!

Most people there won't either - party town.... and $6 US for a lap dance... $6 US in Rick's won't get you a time check from the bartenders! :-)

Speaking of which... it's Mardigras time... Moving in down there tomorrow. :-)

Alex
RawAlex findpics

HAHA I won't be snoozing in Montreal!


Mike AI Now with new processor and converting great!!

Mike, ya snooze, ya lose! :-)

Alex
RawAlex findpics

What does playboy need? they need to send some people to Montreal for Cybernetexpo in May and get them to learn what the online porn business is all about, before they run out of cash.
________________

HAHAHA So they can have all 10 particpants, and 3 sponsors who show up help them out!

;-)
Mike AI Now with new processor and converting great!!

Playboy: Lead the pack or get run over - playboy has certainly been run over, IMHO. Poor business decisions on their internet division (should have been a cash cow, not a sink hole for 50 + million a year), and increased competition from slick magazines like Razor et al. Those magazines get much better placement by not showing nipples and bush, but with the same editorial content aimed at a younger audience.

Playboy is the porn my daddy would look at. It is my father's oldsmobile, as it were.

Anyone been to their website? more ways out of there that don't pay money that some of the worst newbie sites you will ever visit.

What does playboy need? they need to send some people to Montreal for Cybernetexpo in May and get them to learn what the online porn business is all about, before they run out of cash.

Hef, you listening?

Alex
RawAlex findpics

The only problem now is Cleo who don't stop lick her fingers...
********************************
Luna
It's just the smell of money, it gets me so hot.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced) Poison, shake well, best taken on an empty stomach

actually that's one thing i like about Hef, he seems to have a great telationship with his daughter.
Guccione hates his son. Flynt and half of his kids fight like crazy.
mutt

you mean the guy who thinks webmasters decide what content to buy based on whether there is too much or not enough blue in the color balance?

that guy?
************************

yeap, the one and only
"village idiot"
;-))
Serge

>> daughter screwing things up.

i wonder if Hef thinks she's doing a good job.
Slavdogg

you mean the guy who thinks webmasters decide what content to buy based on whether there is too much or not enough blue in the color balance?

that guy?
mutt

you are better off than Hef tho. Oprano doesn't have creditors on its back and stockholders to please and a daughter screwing things up.
************************************

Mutt, usually it's Oprano who IS a creditor
;-))

as for a daughter...I found one idiot who now goes to every board and puts my name on it,
I think I'll adopt him,
he is doing one heck of a promo job for Oprano
;-)))
Serge

Slav i forgot to watch the Playmates, i hear it was sexy. But it really did do bad in the ratings against Bono halftime show, they were hoping for better than they did.


mutt

The only problem now is Cleo who don't stop lick her fingers...
********************************

"Fingers licking good!"
;-))
Serge

you are better off than Hef tho. Oprano doesn't have creditors on its back and stockholders to please and a daughter screwing things up.

Playboy's time has passed, while the Bunny slept the adult world went seriously hardcore and the magazine world gave birth to Maxim, FHM, Gear, Men's Health, Razor and on and on and most of them are superior to Playboy in editorial content.

mutt

Welcome Serge, is a pleasure anytime;) The only problem now is Cleo who don't stop lick her fingers...
Luna

>> Playmate Fear Factor did shitty against the Super Bowl.

hey i dont know about that, i thought it was the best half time show ive ever seen.


Slavdogg

Hef has to stay in business, without Playboy, he's just an old man.
mutt
*********************

Mutt, I hear his pain,
without Oprano I have one foot in the grave myself also!
;-)))
Serge

small announcement:
http://www.oprano.com/tgp2/index.php
is now open for business

Luna, Cleo, thanks for the best Logo I ever seen!
;-0)
Serge

yep. Opranoplus had that story last
week. I thought MikeFold would comment on it but I haven't seen him around, not even for SuperPickem which him and Maxcash sponsored.

Everything is sucking lately for the Big Bunny. Hef had to put up another 5 million of his own money to bail out the company, mansion might have to be sold, Playmate Fear Factor did shitty against the Super Bowl. Well at least he has his Viagra and his girls. Hef has to stay in business, without Playboy, he's just an old man.
mutt

Slav,
I hope fuckers now reimburse her for legal fees
http://news.com.com/2100-1023-829787.html?legacy=cnet&tag=lthd

mofos!
Serge

Of course TGP2 is dead.

A cleaner version of TGP's should have been worked out way in the beginning with sponsor involvement

Good luck weening surfers of free hardcore.





Cranky

not sure if this has been posted yet

Playboy lost the trademark case against Terri Welles
http://news.com.com/2100-1023-829787.html?legacy=cnet&tag=lthd


Slavdogg

Hey Serge...got a couple of questions if you can icq me when you have time...cheers
108338243


smithy

Because of greed.
_________


BINGO!!
Mike AI Now with new processor and converting great!!

Because of greed.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

Trying to create standards, and hold people to them will unfortunately never happen on the net...
**********************

why?
because it failed in USSR?
;-))
Serge

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

MikeAI...
you hit the nail right on the head.

that is all.


ĐX

Colin and Zebra, good luck on tgp2 board.

I think the tgp2 movement at this time is dead. It goes back to the idea that orginizing anything in this industry is impossible. Trying to create standards, and hold people to them will unfortunately never happen on the net...


Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

Oplus News Update
*****************

Aussie Porn King Donated $11,000 To Labor Party
http://www.opranoplus.com

Selling Porn Is Profitable, So is Blocking Porn: SurfControl Turns Profit

http://www.opranoplus.com

Amended State Law Means IT Workers Must Report Kiddy Porn Or Face Fines

Larry Flynt Opens San Diego Hustler Store

Morpheus Security Hole Puts Your Privacy At Risk

http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt

Magic, Colin, Zebra,
best of luck guys!

Glad there is a replacement ready for the Oprano TGP2 board, I take my hat off to JohnIP and others who commited to the project!
Serge

I am all for the TGP2 movement.. I hope it takes off.. I have not been impressed with the traffic numbers thus far tho...

BUT...

That board looks hideous.. sorry.. small white text on a GLARING red back ground? My old eyes can not deal with that combo.. it all looks like a blur to me.... sorry...

fatbaby

Due to a family medical emergency, this post is being made in Colin Delia’s place…the staff at Insite Adult would like to wish him well! Now then…
====================================
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

FROM: TGP2.com
TO: Webmasters
SUBJECT: Grand Launch of TGP2.com
MORE INFORMATION: www.tgp2.com

TGP2 is a newly developed free site model, based on the tgp model, but aimed at providing less free porn to surfers in order to increase membership signup ratios.

Some of the industry's largest companies have joined forces to support the TGP2 movement after a very successful brainstorm meeting at Internext in Las Vegas 4 weeks ago, TGP2.com was born.

TGP2.com is an all-inclusive source of valuable information, networking opportunities, and even traffic!! The project is supported by industry leading companies such as: CCBill, Mr-Cash, SexHit, Xingster, PayCounter, NoCheat and Insite's TGP2 Bucks.

With the combined resources of these companies TGP2.com not only provides an education center for webmasters wanting to join the TGP2 community, but also provides the most valuable commodity needed to get started - TRAFFIC. Our toplist will open within a few days with between 20k-50k/day of traffic fed from TGP2 supporter traffic sources.

MAIN FEATURES:
+ TGP2 toplist fed with traffic from our sponsors
+ Columns from sponsors and webmasters involved in TGP2
+ Scheduled live chat
+ Already active message board for industry discussion
+ TGP2 product reviews and news
+ Published statistics of TGP2 experiments
+ Audio feature of Internext's TGP2 brainstorm

The team behind TGP2.com is looking forward to developing this project further to benefit webmasters, sponsors and the overall adult Internet community. We are aiming for the future to hold less free porn, higher conversions, and a solid community of webmasters all reaching for the same goal.

Regards
Colin and The TGP2.com team
http://www.tgp2.com/

Magick TGP2.COM

Especially who isn't ;)
****************************

1-75,000 inclusive?

Cohen coined this words for me,
I took it from his law suit against me
;-)))
Serge

Cleo,
Colin is a friend and out on family business,
let's wait to discuss this topic when he gets back, and...

THANKS a lot for helping with Mil Board, mucho gracias!

can you "bake" a small logo for ther top?
Serge

TGP2 is dead, whom are we kidding?
***************
Great minds think alike...

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

Hey serge,

hit me up on icq 55291037 when you get a chance....i want to ask you about something.

Thanks
omaz

Well i already posted the first salute to Black History Month this morning, by the end of the month we will have a true celebration.

Oprano is the webmaster resource of INCLUSION not EXCLUSION! Oprano might be conservative politically BUT we are home to ALL RACES, ALL RELIGIONS AND ALL SEXES INCLUDING MENI'S WHATEVER THAT MAY BE!

http://www.opranoplus.com/black_history_month

i thought i knew how to embed a wav file but maybe not, the control doesn't show up in Netscape. Anybody know why?


mutt It's Black History Month Here At Oprano Too!

btw I would love to see your list of who is a millionaire and who isn't.lol

Especially who isn't ;)
Nick

Interesting Serge :)

If you have a minute and want to hear the latest hair brained scheme I have for the start of goat season give me a call on 1 604 525 8686.
Nick

Larry Flint himself?
*************************

he'll be send the passwd along with the rest and what he does with it is up to him
;-))
Serge

Larry Flint himself? I'll be damned!(a given ;)


Nick

Serge,
millionaires?
A million doesn't go very far these days.:(
**************************

Nick, I know
;-(((
but Larry Flynt is there,
hopefully some $$$ rub off him to others
;-)))
Serge

TE,
one never knows unless one tries!
;-)))

Everybody LOVE frrebs...even Millionaires
;-))
Serge
Tue, 05 Feb 2002 12:27:23 - IP: 172.139.5.218 - Post # 52955
-------------------

I'll mention it to Bubba!! :>))



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

Serge,
millionaires?
A million doesn't go very far these days.:(
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

TE,
one never knows unless one tries!
;-)))

Everybody LOVE frrebs...even Millionaires
;-))
Serge

Interesting concept.. should be very exciting to watch it all play out.



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

I spoke to a Brownfield at KaZaa who told me that it is their intent to copy all content of each sex site for their members. Brownfield said they will not copy sites that advertise with them.

What a crock of shit! I asked about Cohen and he said he never heard of him. We all need to work together and stop this.
Nicki

yes, TE, you are 100% correct and there is a small twist:
this board is for the big dogs only,
only they can post there,
so their offers and specials can go uniterrupted by every idiot out there with spam and other not related to business bullshit.

It's FREE to our sponsors and I bet they make the good use of it to make money.

The future will tell...
Serge

Ahhh.. I just assumed TGP2 had to be involved given the url.

Now that that is out of the way I would say it a business to business board set up to facialiate the exchange of traffic, content, etc.. etc.


TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

Wait until I get back and we can have this conversation fairly.
*********************************

no problem, I'll never piss you on the way out and I'll amend for the time being:
TGP2 board is dead!
;-))

Millionaires Board is IN!
;-))
Serge

Serge,

YOU'RE CRAZY!

TGP2 is alive and well!

TGP2.COM launches within hours!

You know I'm on my way out of town right now and posted that just to annoy me as I leave ;)

Wait until I get back and we can have this conversation fairly.

Or .. ask me "What's going on with TGP2?" -->

http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/


Colin TGP2.COM :: Grand Opening in Hours!

Wow she's from NH
I use to talk to her on the phone
SAD
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Looks like one HELL of an effort to jumpstart the TGP2 movement by involving sponsors in a BIG way.


TheEnforcer
***********************

absolutelly WRONG!!!!
TGP2 is dead, whom are we kidding?

try again
;-))
Serge

hahaha Ulfie.. I'm surprised your computer keyboard isn't sticking!! ;>))


TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

"have you met Mike Walker, the World's Greatest Web Site Designer?"
Of course, I coined the phrase
and repeated it 100 times in one evening
Meni
------------------------------------
Meni, I repeated that phrase 100 times in one evening too!!! Oh wait. Different phrase ;-))
HoneLynn

Looks like one HELL of an effort to jumpstart the TGP2 movement by involving sponsors in a BIG way.


TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

Have you met Mike Walker? the World's Greatest Web Site Designer?"

I remember explaining to one chick, "OK you konw when you get to a porn pay site, and the first 5 pages are wicked nice? thats Mike"
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I bet Playboy didn't include clubjenna.com on purpose
BUT
we own
jennajameson.com
so let the PB subscribers go online and type in
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

"I bought the lifetime membership to gingerlynn.com and boy is my arm sore today. ;) ".....


hmmmmm ... the same thing happened when I joined fuckmeni.com

;-)))))
MikeW

btw enforcer, I bought the lifetime membership to gingerlynn.com and boy is my arm sore today. ;)


Ulfie

I'm waiting eagerly to see whatever it is in action!!
**************************

TE,
I think it will be finished 95% today,
click on TGP2 board link and see if you can figure it out
;-))
Serge

LOL Serge... acting on that great idea you had? I'm waiting eagerly to see whatever it is in action!!



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

Anyone else on an at&t cable modem unable to receive mail today? Just wondering if this is isolated or widespread. I'm having spam withdrawl!!


Ulfie

as a mater of fact,
I recall 2 ladies looking for "Latina" sponsor on
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/

they might like your
"Salsa"!
;-))
Serge

In this month's playboy ....
Women of Porn ... including Jenna Jameson
But she doesn't plug clubjenna in the magazine

Next month in Playboy
America's Mall Darling,
"I think we're alone now"
Hot redhead teen idol from the 90's gets naked .....
Tiffany


Vick We got it all, great payouts, weekly checks, excellent, content for you to use and a great converting site

Meni,
you learned from the best!!!

..and I help you get it even bigger!

from now on, every new place I go, I tell metr'D,
I am Meni's friend and wink!
;-))

they are too ashamed to ask me "who is Meni?" and wink back at me
;-)))

Service is always BEST when your name is mentioned
;-)))
Serge

hehehe
Honeyslut Bash this site !

Serge, the new catch phrase in South Florida is
"have you met Mike Walker, the World's Greatest Web Site Designer?"
so far, the manager of the Booby Trap has said it,
and some guy on Donny's hockey team said it to him last night
Of course, I coined the phrase
and repeated it 100 times in one evening
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Honeyslut Bash this site !
*********************************

no problem...upon getting reciept from my favorit charity for $1000
;-))

I'll bash you good!
;_))
Serge

TE, working!!!

even I got deputized for a change!
Serge

Who is Serge ?
Honeyslut Bash this site !

So.... how's everybody today??



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

cj, big pink neon pussylips?
how about this instead? ;)
http://www.btinternet.com/~mark1/serendipity/weird/pictures/pics/microtec.jpg
SykkBoy

You could say Paul was the lessor of two evils ;)))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Cleo, my love, I missed you
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I bet you will!
;-)))

does he still have 900,000 shares of RICK?
Serge

Serge, I like Paul... I bet we could work together well!

:-))



Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

you surelly were!

TGP submitters now rule your board!
;-)))
Serge

I'm back, was I missed?

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

ha now that is funny
grimm (Blow Me)

MikeAI, did you try calling Paul Lesser?
;-))))
Serge

Mutt, Serge if anyone of you knows someone who wants a partner who will collect all the praise, brag a lot, and do no other work for a nice cut of the profits, please let me know...

I am the PERFECT MAN for that!


Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

I could have sworn that Serge told me Mike was an expert on back ends : )
********************

Billy, please don't pass the inside information!
;-))
Serge Need Traffic?

Hahaha... I wake up and get to read Mike writing "clueless about anything on the back end" but I could have sworn that Serge told me Mike was an expert on back ends : )

First parade today after the Super Bowl and its suppose to rain all day boy this sucks : (


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Are you an asshole ??

yes, we are, and it's only 39 minutes for us door to door
;_))

if only Meni could be with us now...
;_))

(he left, right? ;-))
Serge Need Traffic?

i heard you invented and programmed the Linguitron.
************************

ahhh...if MikeAI only could spell, he'd be PRICELESS!
;-)))
Serge Need Traffic?

Serge .. we're still on for dinner tonight at 8pm right?


MikeW

oh.

i heard you invented and programmed the Linguitron. Guess not.


mutt

http://directnic.com and all the various projects involved with it are first class.

Sig and the staff at InterCosmos has done a fantastic job, and it will only get better. We have some major projects in the works....

I am proud to be one of the partners, even though in reality I have NO day-to-day work, and am clueless about anything on the back end!

I am good at those kind of jobs!


Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

I think Brandi has a nice butt! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) More Human than YOU, Man....

How much time has passed?
just wondering
************************

in days?
months?
years?
or...$$$?
;-))
Serge Need Traffic?

""Better for me to stay on vacation.....that way the General feels a LOT better. ;-))).""

Webfather,
would I EVER do anything which put General in harms way?????

I NEVER done business of expence of my friends, and not senile enough to start doing it now....
gimme a few years, will ya?
;-)))
Serge
Fri Mar 26 05:41:31 1999 - 169.132.56.75 - Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; U) - message #17840

How much time has passed?
just wondering

Very impressive display of web engineering!!!
Hard to believe MikeAI is involved in it.
mutt
********************

I think it's good because he is NOT
;-))
Serge Need Traffic?

Soooo, if i ever want to start a webmaster board you would be at the top of my list :)
**************************

sure, sure, but I come with the whole Oprano crew
;-))

times of "walking waters" are gone for good
;-))
Serge

naaah........let her keep her big juicy butt. I like girls with curves too and dem big child bearing hips.

hey i used Directnic for my first time. Very impressive display of web engineering!!!
Hard to believe MikeAI is involved in it.
mutt

Of course I am. Haven't you seen my ass? I walk by at parties and people put their beer bottles on it!

===================================

ON it????

Sorry, but you opened the door on that one just a bit too wide!!!

I have just read about this girl in San Diego who was kidnapped friday night. The father claims that he was walking the dog at 1:30 a.m.. When he arrived back to the house, he noticed a breach in the security system but did not check on the kids. They did not discover her missing until 9:30 the next morning. Where was the mom during this time? At a bar.

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that either the mother and father, or just the father are in this thing up to their eyeballs. As a parent, I know that I would not leave my 7 year old alone at 1:30 in the morning to walk the dog. And, if I was stupid enough to do that, upon arriving back at the house and noticing the security system having been breached, the VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FIRST thing I would do is check on my kids.

Something smells fishy here.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

sharky,

Brandi's right i think. I have a feeling her people got them to agree to only shoot her from the waist up. Somebody told me that they saw her on Leno or Letterman last week and she looked big, then he added some stuff about cottage cheese thighs and scars. I dunno, she looked amazing, if necessary, i will ask her to wear a blanket on her lower torso on our date or amputate her lower body.


mutt

Thanks for welcome serge :)

Well as understand it...every board you have been a part of has been very very successful.

Soooo, if i ever want to start a webmaster board you would be at the top of my list :)


omaz 1,000's of Amateur Videos

I think she just has a big ass now and she told them if they showed it she would sue.
Brandi We make you money