I think she just has a big ass now and she told them if they showed it she would sue.
Brandi We make you money

then somebody axed me a question "Why did they only shoot Mariah from the waist up? Huh?".

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my wife and I were asking the same thing. we actually made a bet. My wife thinks she was wearing a really short skirt. I feel it was coincidence.

what do you think?

sharky Professional adult web design:-)

omaz,
I am?????

Welcome to Oprano, BTW,
we love new faces!

hope you like the "gumbo",
it's always SPICY!
;_))
Serge Need Traffic?

Hey serge...read that little bio on the content board about you :)

You are the king of boards!!!
Keep up the good work :)
omaz #1 webmaster board

I walk by at parties and people put their beer bottles on it!
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Woohoooooooooooooo! It's Black History Month and I has DA JUNGLE FEVER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

i still can't believe how good Mariah Carey looked at the Super Bowl.......then somebody axed me a question "Why did they only shoot Mariah from the waist up? Huh?".



mutt

LOL....Ginger lynn

man does that bring back some memorys :)

i know i have those tapes somewhere :P


omaz Amateur feeds - NO UPSELLS :)))

'You can't stop Oprano you can only hope to contain it!'
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contain my ass!

Today/tomorrow
we write yet another chapter in Webmaster resources saga
;_)
and best of all,
it's FREE to our sponsors!

so far, those who get it,
LOVE the concept
;-))
Serge

Mutt,

Of course I am. Haven't you seen my ass? I walk by at parties and people put their beer bottles on it!
Brandi Shake it fast, Show me what your workin with

Good morning all,

I am looking for a few new sponsors that pay per join weekly or every two weeks.

Also have a few domains/sites for sale
http://www.realwifepics.com (comes with custom script)
http://www.megatitties.com
http://www.bigtitcentral.com
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$5000 for all of them

Drop me a line about sponsors or the sites above

Thanks,
JD
DJ-JD WildCherrys

Congrats Serge. Oprano is a monster that can't be stopped. The Michael Jordan of webmaster boards.

'You can't stop Oprano you can only hope to contain it!'
mutt

is this the African American singer Brandi? If so we will celebrate one day this month in your honor.

If not, sorry we can't.
mutt

Mutt,
I thought we did it in January...
check the stats,
January was the busiest month on Oprano ever, despite the slow start with Vegas convention.

who could have thought that good 'ole fashioned link exchanges work?
;-)))

(on top of major sponsors putting Oprano button in their webmasters stats areas?)
;-))
Serge

You know Serge I am still really new to South Florida but if you say it is good I will take your word on it. And I can confirm that Shok lies on all levels.
Brandi The best damn program EVER!

I didn't know Meni was that socially conscious but obviously he is. February is Black History Month and Meni and Oprano will celebrate it every day.

http://classicfilm.about.com/library/sounds/whitewomen.wav

Tomorrow we honor Otis Day and the Knights.
mutt Hey! Where Da White Wimmin At?

nice ;)

Shok $$$

Can anyone confirm or deny that Shok is a big fat liar?
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I can confirm the
"big fat" part
;-))
Serge

Brandi, my loss,
sorry I couldn't make it....thta's what happens when one stops being single
;-))

Service sucked because I wasn't there,
I'LL PICK UP THE PLACE NEXT TIME
;_))

Do you like Il Girasole?

good service, and food is even better
;-))
Serge

I swear its true Brandi, big giant colorado type snow flakes also.
If I'm lieing, may a lightening bolt strike Peaches between the eyes.

Zmaster Doug, please ICQ me at 14799055

Shok $$$

Can anyone confirm or deny that Shok is a big fat liar? He tells me that it is snowing in Dallas.
Missed you at dinner Serge. Our service sucked. You could have made it better by telling the Host to go fuck himself =)
Brandi The best damn program EVER!

Meni is full of Exctasy,
you are Miss Universe to him now!
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LOL! I think I'm going to start buying Exctasy for all my dates - maybe even have a candy dish full for guests :)
Peaches

From the you got to be kidding department

"As part of iBill’s continuing international expansion, the company has partnered with two industry leading service providers, KPN’s SwitchPoint and Coulomb’s NetDialer, to implement Phase I of its Web 900 Dialer service. Using the new service, customers can download dialer plug-in software to have their charges appear on their telephone bill without having to make a 900 call. Charges on the client’s website will appear and bill in local currencies, i.e., Euro, Sterlings. Clients will be paid in U.S. Dollars. The payout cycle is 45 days after the transaction. For Phase I, iBill will offer a per-minute dialer application in Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium and the UK. KPN and Coulomb also offer access to countries in Asia and South America. iBill anticipates the development of additional partnerships within those geographic regions to offer improved rates and service.
Phase II of the Web 900 Dialer will incorporate a “drop charge” feature, which is a pay-per-call charge rather than a per-minute charge. This phase will launch in Q1 2002.


*** We are actively seeking beta clients for the Web 900 Dialer. Please contact John B (johnb@ibill.com ) for details. ****"


Another new way for Ibill to fuck up



Vick Now you can get Cloud 9 Content on YOUR Site from Cloud 9 Cash ;-)

You KNOW I'm old and fat to him :)
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au contre!

Meni is full of Exctasy,
you are Miss Universe to him now!
;-))
Serge

Thank you Serge!! ;)

BUT it's all in the perspective. Look who's asking...Meni! You KNOW I'm old and fat to him :)

Peaches

Peaches, whom are you bullshitting????

you are NOT old, and you are NOT fat!

tell this story to those who never saw you
;-))
Serge (how is Vegas, guys?)

The old fat white woman is here waiting for sleet and frozen rain tonight :)


Peaches

"Where are all the white women at?"

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actually the correct pronunciation would be "whey yall white womens at?"

;-)))))))))
MikeW goat-o-matic

Where are all the white women at?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

They think that all the lesbians are just looking for guys to watch and lend a helping hand or dick.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)
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ya never know when a hand or dick just might be needed
:))
dantheman

And to all the naysayers about Ecstasy, look at all the love I have left over from the weekend.
OK my memory ain't that good
but LOOK at the LOVE
If Osama did E, we wouldn't be in this situation

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

fucking pornographers
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Yeah laughing all the way yo the bank.

I'm out of here for a while today, off to have sex with my bisexual lover Meni...

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

Good Morning to Serge, my gay lover
Meni
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you see, cj, there is nothing to worry about my lost inch or 2...
Meni still loves me!
;-))
Serge

morning shorty!
*mwah*
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Good Morning Oprano
Good Morning to my lover Cleo
Good Morning to Aussie Sex Kitten CJ
Good Morning to Serge, my gay lover
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

cleo, your right ... fucking pornographers!!!

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

water creates friction, not smooth movement ... if 'pinky' (?!?!?) is dry, use KY!!

that rhymed
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

cj
I think it is because they have seen it in some porn or something. Kind of like the fake girl/girl lesbian sites that we promote. They think that all the lesbians are just looking for guys to watch and lend a helping hand or dick.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

"why is it that guys like sex in the jacuzzi?"

Cos they can always blame their inadequacy on 'shrinkage'. ;)

Cleo, your neighbours should have just been grateful for the entertainment value! :)

Ok, nite for real now. Nite CJ. :)


Lisa Recurring, recurring and recurring...

why is it that guys like sex in the jacuzzi?
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'cuz in jacuzzi it doesn't matter if "pinky" is wet or dry
;-)))
Serge Need Traffic?

nite lisa :)

why is it that guys like sex in the jacuzzi?
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Well now that I've told thousands of pornmeisters that my best friend had trouble getting laid 7 yrs ago and is still having trouble getting laid now...I think I'll go to bed. Hopefully he'll skip reading Oprano in the morning. ;)

Nite folks! :)


Lisa Recurring, recurring and recurring...

Lets see where have I had the most sex. I have probably more sex in my guest room then in my own bedroom, but mostly I have sex in other places them my own home. One of the stranger places I've had sex is on the roof of my home, no wonder my neighbors don't have anything to do with me. Guys always seem to want to have sex in the jacuzzi, but that really doesn't work well.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

LOL
haven't you heard?! its the new olympic sport!! celibacy!!
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

"like i said, i've not yet had sex in my own bedroom ... i've lived here since june."

Careful CJ...you're approaching Dave's post Olympics record there... ;)))


Lisa Recurring, recurring and recurring...

Tis called oral sex...no one's doing it...everyone's just talking bout it. ;)


Lisa !

from what I hear,
it's NOTHING but talk, talk, talk!
;-)))
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like i said, i've not yet had sex in my own bedroom ... i've lived here since june.

all I know how to do is talk!!!

foreskin wallets ... now there's an untapped market ...

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

serge, i'm sorry to hear that :-(
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cj, don't be.

hopefully it was put to a good use, like a forskin wallet-
you rub it up and it grows!
;-))
Serge Need Traffic?

lisa, i think i see a sticky mark on the roof ... and is that ... oh my, a 'lisa was here' too?!

serge, i'm sorry to hear that :-(
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

I wouldn't have sex in CJ's room when she hasn't yet...she'd never talk to me again!!!
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so have sex WITH cj!

from what I hear,
it's NOTHING but talk, talk, talk!
;-)))
Serge Need Traffic?

"nor can i have sex in the other room knowing dave has had sex in there. i'm moving out."

CJ, we both know what Dave's strike rate is like. He only lived there a year...chances are he didn't have sex there either. ;)))


Lisa !

"Lisa,
you are not wasting either space or time"

Serge, coincidentally, my best friend used to live in the house CJ now lives in...seven years ago. I had sex in the room that is now CJ's when staying overnight at a party. ;)

I wouldn't have sex in CJ's room when she hasn't yet...she'd never talk to me again!!!

Lisa !

serge, foreskin ON!
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cj,
it was ON,
'till I was 32....and Rabbi Kanelsky talked me into OFF mode
;-))

I think they choped way too much!
;-)))
Serge Need Traffic?

CJ...I think I've had sex in that room...LOLOL
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lisa, that settles it - i can never have sex in there. nor can i have sex in the other room knowing dave has had sex in there. i'm moving out.

serge, foreskin ON!
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

CJ...I think I've had sex in that room...
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Lisa,
you are not wasting either space or time
;-))
Serge

considering i've never had sex in that room
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what a waste of space!
;-))
Serge

CJ...I think I've had sex in that room...LOLOL


Lisa !

Well I knew you liked em with the foreskin ON...
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hmmmm....how does it taste?
;-))
Serge

lisa, you know how i like my men :-)
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cj,
Lisa might know, but we don't!

so,
how do you like your men?
Serge

nothing less than PERFECTION is allowed in 'the house of lurve'. (ironic title, considering i've never had sex in that room)

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Well I knew you liked em with the foreskin ON...I didn't realise you kept spares around so you could make adjustments... ;)


Lisa !

lisa, you know how i like my men :-)
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

I'm almost afraid to ask...you have a pin board for the...tips?


Lisa !

no, serge, i have a pin board for those
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Good lord...LOL


Lisa !

cj,
good thing you don't make circumsissions,
I can only imagine how neon sign would look like
;-))
Serge

i want to get a big neon sign to go behind the bed up against the black curtains that says 'house of lurve' - austin powers style ... with big pink neon pussy lips on it :-))))

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

cj,
we all know what you mean,
nothing wrong with freaudian slips
;-)))
Serge Need Traffic?

i meant pink bed linen, not vagina's!!!!
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

perhaps you just need more pink in your sleeping quarters ...
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that's an excellent idea,
but I don't think Mrs Serge will approve it
;-)))
Serge

serge, i used to think sleeping sucked, until i redecorated my room ... its all hot pink and black ... now, i love sleeping!! perhaps you just need more pink in your sleeping quarters ...

ok, serge is trying to drag me into a night on the boards.

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

BTW,
the board is not broken,
http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/
was quite active FOR A CHANGE
;-)))
Serge

cj, sleeping sucks!
;-))
Serge

does anyone know of or do se submission ? contact me plze
big ray

andrew, i thought the same! boards been static for several hours!

serge must be asleep LOL

hope everyone wakes up for tgp2.com announcement ...
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Now thats what i call breaking the board!! :))
Andrew

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

Bonnie Bernstein!

That is my future wife!!!

I adore her, she is Jewish, loves football, and I just know for some reason she would give one helluva sloppy drool filled BJ...

I am looking for SE specialists if you feel you have some skills email me at the link below :-))

Bonnie, I love YOU!


KBumble Beautiful women, Beautiful site.......

"Talk football and anal sex with her all night long."

Guess you're playing Tight End
Vick

Actually Mutt, O'Reilly asked her about it straight up... he was a little nicer to her then I thought he would be, but they are on the same FOX team now I guess.
Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

Stan from Like Whoa, just sent you email, very important, hope to hear from you soon. Thanks. :-))
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Dravyk,
I can give you the answer for Stan:
"Natasha got it now"

;-)))
Serge

shit.......i knew there was something i was forgetting to do.

did she make any reference to her new look that everybody is talking about Mike?

Paula Zahn should do one porn flick.
And then a porn flick with all the chick sports reporters like Melissa Stark and Bonnie Bernstein. I like the Jewess Bernstein alot. Talk football and anal sex with her all night long.
mutt

Stan from Like Whoa, just sent you email, very important, hope to hear from you soon. Thanks. :-))

I'm off to chill out with my latest television find. It's an oddity but a very cool one. If anyone has an eclectic PBS station or international station check out a series called "Emperor Wang Guhn". It's in Korean with English subtitles. Think of it as a Korean "Shogun" saga in the ninth century with politics, religion, intrique, sword fights and massive castle sieges and battle sequences, three strong and compelling main characters and over 30 minor characters. I must have watched 40 hours of this sucker so far, and (while I have no idea how long it lasts) it feels like I'm only half-way the saga.

Dravyk the industry delivered to you daily

Ok I just saw Greta on The No Spin Zone, she is looking much better.

Amazing what a surgeon could do!


Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

Oh and how can anyone forget Traci Lords??

Mmmmmmm

______________________

She will Always be my Favorite!
Forest

Oh...My...God!!!
Torone

Hahah.. don't foget to clean your moniter and keyboard Ulfie!!

;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Oh and how can anyone forget Traci Lords??

Mmmmmmm


Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

Yeah I am getting old, I have a hard time keeping up with the modern porn stars.

I have a tape of Jenna before all of her plastic surgeries, and boob jobs. She was hot. Now she is just a cartoon of a porn star.

Some classics - Terri Wells was hot a long time ago, was one of my favorite. Night Moves was the movie.

I also like Nikki Dial. Janine was great too.

Ginger Lynn was nice... lots of these girls had a major impact on my life when I was growing up! :-)


Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

http://www.gingerlynn.com/

Enforcer, thanks for that, now I'll be up all night. ;)


Ulfie

Damn, Dave sure has changed!!
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he surelly did, he looks younger, lost some weight and few $1000 chips for David Python
;-)))
Serge

Torone -

http://www.bloodlusts.com/robert-ginger.jpg

Robert

http://www.gingerlynn.com/


TheEnforcer Making Bank

where are u going to run that Nikki Dial bumper?

Zoe is too big, unless she's looking to work for the WWF. The Savannah hairdo ain't working either.


mutt

>>> I don't ask what your reviewrs can do for me, I ask what can I do for your reviewrs?

"It's one small step for ..." Naw, better not get me started. :-)

Btw, Serge, I clicked on your Adult Plex button and eventually I ended up here: http://www.adultplex.com/aboutus.php

Damn, Dave sure has changed!! Even more than that Greta woman on Fox!! :-P

Dravyk the industry delivered to you daily

You fucks are OLD!!!
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Monk... I prefer to think of it as 'seasoned'! ;-)


fatbaby

Meni
she'd look better if she's let her hair go brunette ;))

and a couple tats wouldn't hurt ;)
SykkBoy

If you think you're happy, then my reviewers are freaking ecstatic!! :-)))
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Dravyk,
I don't ask what your reviewrs can do for me,
I ask
what can I do for your reviewrs?
;-))
Serge

Ginger Lynn,

Didn't she make a comeback lately??
You fucks are OLD!!!

Monk

Asking again...Anyone got a pic of Ginger Lynn?
Torone

Dravyk, nice meeting you as well.

One day I'm going to write a book about all the porn folk I know. ;)


Ulfie

>>> The new board will have 5-10 posts per WEEK...if we lucky, and this makes me very happy

If you think you're happy, then my reviewers are freaking ecstatic!! :-)))

Dravyk the industry delivered to you daily

The only pornstar that ever "excited" me was Ginger Lynn. Man, I'm old.
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Ulfie.. I WAS going to mention her, but didn't want to give away my age! LOL


fatbaby