Meni isn't a good "catch". What are you going to get in the divorce settlement...his platinum card to Rick's. ;))


Ulfie

Anyone got a pic of her?
Torone

Serge, LOL!
******************

"The one who laughs without consequnces,
laughs the best"
;-)))

The new board will have 5-10 posts per WEEK...if we lucky,
and this makes me very happy and...I am not fucking kidding!
Serge

another
http://www.pornnewsdaily.com/zoe1.jpg
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Sykk, what did you think of Zoe?
http://www.pornnewsdaily.com/zoe.jpg
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

>>> Serge, thank you for opening the we love Ulfie board. ;)))

Ulfie, I'm taking bets it's going to be the "Moose, Fuck Off" board!! ... If so, it could be more heavily trafficed than anyone might imagine!! :-))) Good to finally have met you in Vegas, Ulf!

Dravyk the industry delivered to you daily

I kinda liked Savannah too (RIP)
not bad for a blonde.......
SykkBoy make some bank in 2002

Ginger Lynn? Damn! That was my blood brother's 5th wife's name! I wonder...
Torone

Serge, you know I love you too
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

>>> you won't have to review it, because new board won't have many posters, this I can assure you

Serge, LOL!

Enforcer, good to be seen. :-)))

Sykk, Nina Hartley and Ona Zee both still look incredible!!

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Pepsi would market that swimsuit as 'unwashed' for the pervs
######
My bid is in...wish me luck.
Pervs

The only pornstar that ever "excited" me was Ginger Lynn. Man, I'm old.


Ulfie

Serge, thank you for opening the we love Ulfie board. ;)))


Ulfie
*********************

;-)))

Ulfie,
I think we have one "love" borad already
;_))
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/

Meni finally found his True Love!
Serge

Here's Nikki doing a bumper for ClubJenna.com
She's drunk
http://www.pornnewsdaily.com/Nikki.wmv
Listen to her say, "thats it" at the end, wicked hi pitched
its hilarious
hell I miss her
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

best time in porn from that period.. best porn movie I've ever seen was Hidden Obsessions by Andrew Blake... great stuff that even the chicks like.
That ice dildo scene was freaking phenomenal...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

oh hell yeah :)
Janine and Julia Ann...they re-created it for Penthouse's 20th Anniversary Issue...

these days, I can't tell one blond vivd bimbo from another...but in the heyday of the porn I grew up on, my favorites were Madison (even did some very minor non-porn films), Raven and Nina Hartley (she still looks damn good)
SykkBoy make some bank in 2002

you won't have to review it,
because new board won't have many posters, this I can assure you

********

Serge, thank you for opening the we love Ulfie board. ;)))


Ulfie

mutt, I agree the hooters are getting droopier but she's so pretty.
And FUN
I met her on Friday, 2nd day of the show
and her first words out of her mouth were, "I'm drunk"
My kinda of girl
HOT and drunk
she was signing for NU Tech, she did voice for a cartoon
she still feature dances in Cali mostly, cuz she attends college there, she's studying speeach pathology.
Her bf was a tall black dude
when he wasn't around we did shots and walked around
nothing bad, she's cool
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

thanks drav.. good to see ya...


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Serge, drop me a note and let me know what you're up to now! I can't keep up with the changes!! :-))

Dravyk
****************

Dravyk,
I find it very gratifying to live Ron's description of me in 1997:
"Moth won't grow under Serge's feet"
;-)))

I'll drop you e when the new board is launched and save you changes of URL, it will be the same, just different name and idea
;-)))

you won't have to review it,
because new board won't have many posters, this I can assure you
;-)))
Serge (how is Vegas, guys?)

mutt..


best time in porn from that period.. best porn movie I've ever seen was Hidden Obsessions by Andrew Blake... great stuff that even the chicks like. That ice dildo scene was freaking phenomenal...


TheEnforcer Making Bank

hey nowwwwwww......Enforcer is from the era when i really did know all the porn chicks.

Christy was awesome. Met her a few times. Suprisingly small, short.
Liked Danielle Rogers look alot but she was kinda lame during sex, in the movies i saw anyways.

Meni, well yeah, the poofier 94 Nikki hairstyle is dated but time marches on, from your pic in which she was still very pretty i noticed some slippage. She still dances? What was she doing at the show, she been retired for years?
hehehe.....well yeah .... i've met a bunch of porn stars cuz i used to work in the mainstream video biz but at the big tradeshow every year there was an adult area, i'd always play dumb about knowing who they were.


mutt

mutt, i think nikki with the tame hair looks way better than the big hair of the mid 90s
I played dumb
"did you ever shoot for VIVID?"
"I was a VIVID Girl"
"oh I don't watch porn, sorry"
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

>>> Heather Hunter

Enforcer, then you might be interested ... One of my advertisers at AOE has the 50-50 program for Heather Hunter's site. Hit the front page and if it doesn't pop up right away, hit reload a few times and you'll see it.

>>> and http://oprano.com/tgp2/ will be closed this week and replaced with something mind boggling

Serge, drop me a note and let me know what you're up to now! I can't keep up with the changes!! :-))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

mutt, there's a rumor that I was walking around with my arm around Nikki Dial at the AVN Expo.
hmmmm
Lets just say she likes to do shots of Vodka
too bad her boyfriend was in town
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

In alphabetical order...

Christy Canyon
Asia Carrera
Raquel Darrian
Heather Hunter
Jenna Jameson
Jill Kelly
Chasey Lain
Danielle Rogers (no longer in porn)
Kobe Tai
Zara Whites



TheEnforcer Making Bank

the only girls of those, i have heard their names, that i know what they look like or have seen them in a scene are Julie Meadows and Temptress. Julie Meadows worked at SexxxHouse a few times when I was working with it. Don't like her that much.

Love Temptress. Love Jenna's butt but she does those flicks i hate, with music and 'acting'.
Nikki Dial was the best. meni has a pic of her from the CES Star Trek porn show, still pretty but not what she was mid nineties.
Mariah was cute, she retired and got new tits, heard she looked amazing with them.

and Tera Patrick is beautiful, only seen one scene with her in it, scene sucked.


mutt

Serge,

You must have been down in Broward County again. Please stop going south when you get to Deerfield Beach from now on.

:)

DaveAFX

"who are your favorite porn chicks Monk?"

1 - Lexus
2 - Kira Kener
3 - Dayton
4 - Devon
5 - Julie Meadows
6 - Temptress

That's all I can think of right now.

You?

Monk

DaveAFX,
it reminds me of one crazy guy who was saying that the Earth is a sphere which located inside another sphere, bigger than Earth
;-))
Serge

"one is born every second"
_

Is it my imagination or are the morons breeding faster than the rest?

DaveAFX

i've seen her a few times and i've never noticed she had elephant ears down there. I like her face sorta. Non porn star looking.

i really don't like porn stars, i go looking for scenes with amateur or new girls.

who are your favorite porn chicks Monk?
mutt

yeah, that is the one, mutt. She's got tiny titties and big lippies.... prolly an untapped niche.

Monk

is Chloe the one who freaks out when she supposedly orgasms and her eyes bug out and she goes into contortions? I think there are a bunch of Chloe's in porn.


mutt

TGP2.COM Grand Opening Tomorrow!
*************************************

and http://oprano.com/tgp2/
will be closed this week and replaced with something mind boggling
;-)))
Serge

Anybody ever see that porn star Chloe?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

no shit...looks like she's smuggling a pastrami sandwich down there....
SykkBoy make some bank in 2002

Man,

That really makes me want to know who the moron is!
*****************************

"seek and ye shall find",
especially when
"one is born every second"
;-))
Serge

See if this gets deleted ;-)
********************************

if I was around,
I'd edited it better
;-)))

Hooper,
will you ever get thru your head,
this board is for benefits of webmasters,
sponsors,
smart asses who make board fun place to hang

and you are none of the above, therefore....

I can make you tag:
"I've got no respect"
;-)))

Serge (how is Vegas, guys?)

The things you learn and read about on this board! ;-)


fatbaby

MikeAI,

Lets not even venture down to her nether regions....

prolly more lip issues down in that area. Maybe she overcompensates for the thin lips on her face by having huge pussy lips. Anybody ever see that porn star Chloe? She got some real hanging shit going on down there.... blechhh.

OK, enough about that.

Monk

Monk I would hate to see what her ass looks like! hahaha


Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

Actually, there is a HUGE difference, I wouldn't have known it was her if it wasn't for those pursed, tight lips of hers that barely move when she talks.

Maybe if she moves to ABC, she can get the lips worked on.

Monk

Oh boohoohoo, poor Rams


I guess ill just wipe my tears with that 1000$ check :)

DrGuile

Ulfie, she is still ugly! Just not as ugly as before.



Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

I guess I'm an idiot but I don't see that big of a difference.


Ulfie

Mutt, I Greta was UGLY on CNN...

But on Fox she may be a babe... amazing what a little cosmetic surgery will do!

You be the judge! Click to see 2 photos of her!

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3.htm
Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

Wow what a night, got to see the second half of the game and was nice seeing the Rams lose : )

After the game got to meet Bono as he went to eat at Galatoire's
which has some really great food !

Since I missed most of the game anybody seen any sites with the commercials up to be viewed ? Any good ones ?


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Most of the assholes have left town !

Man,

That really makes me want to know who the moron is!
Colin TGP2.COM Grand Opening Tomorrow!

this is why Usenet is still my favorite part of the Internet. Goofballs write funny things.

Christianity is a religion started by a band of wandering homosexuals:
>they got you to kneel in front of some naked guy on a cross, originally
>as a joke and then it got carried away.
mutt

cute
Hooper

Hahha...

Budweiser.. uh.. no that sucks too..


I'll have to think on that there Edd..

;>)


TheEnforcer Making Bank

MikeAI/Enforcer -

Come on guys! Give the Rams a break! Do you really expect them NOT be a bunch of crybaby wussies? I mean, come on - They USED to be the LA RAMS back in the day - a formidable football force to be reconed with - asskickers and nametakers! But now.... now they are the St. Louis Rams (St. Louis Sheep might be better!) - and I mean really.... as anything GOOD ever come out of St. Louis?

Yeah SQL issues resolved - I threatened the hamster with bodily harm... I told it he'd be moving back in with Billy if he didn't shape up his act!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) More Human than Human....

Appears we have had a few mySQL issues, they are solved. :-)


Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

See if this gets deleted ;-)

I'm looking to buy free joints to bring to mass.

Please contact me herpes AT clitfeel.com if you have them to sell.
Hooper

Sharky,
your spam was deleted with PREJUDICE,
as I will not do anything to benefit the moron you promote,
sorry, dude
Serge

Damn.. what a change!



TheEnforcer Making Bank

man they were right. not sure if she's hot now but damn it doesn't look like the same woman.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A11526-2002Feb1.html

i've always liked her. Very bright and articulate.
mutt

anybody got a link to a picture of Greta van Sustern the lawyer? I hear she had cosmetic surgery and looks totally different and much better.


mutt

Yeah Rams are a bunch of crybaby pusses!!

HAHAHA GLAD THEY LOST!!


Mike AI Something good is going on here.....

Man what a bunch of crybabies and whiners the Rams are. Read all sorts of classless shit on their part.


"It definitely hurts, especially right now," guard Adam Timmerman said. "It would be different if we felt like they came in and played hard, beat us and were a better team. Then hat's off to them. But we did this to ourselves."

Faulk whining about thier "tackling tactics" being dirty.

Makes me doubly glad they lost.


TheEnforcer Making Bank

let me know, i'm thinking of driving down, it'll be next friday(feb 15th)
dantheman have you submitted your order yet?

Yeah Dan I think I may be going from Sunday to Sunday... still working out details!


Mike AI Something good is going on here.....

CELEBSWORNUNDERWEAR.com is available
:)

re:march madness that would be fun, and yes WE have a team that can play with duke:)
final four baby

mike, u going back to the gulf next week?
dantheman have you submitted your order yet?

Is it just me or does it look like Britany has elphantitis in her left calf?
http://i9.ac.yahoo.com/users/9/0/6/8/britney_auction-img600x450-1011744370swimsuit.jpg
tuffruff Pornmeup

mutt, March Madness Pick 'em sounds cool.

I guess the majority of the drama will be seeing who will play (and lose to) Duke in the final.
JimW SIC Cash - more cool stuff in the works now.

jesus that is unbelievable that Pepsi would market that swimsuit as 'unwashed' for the pervs. Surprised if they went that far they didn't add it was immediately dropped in a Ziploc bag to ensure freshness.

well the way things are going it won't be long before all celebs are selling their worn underwear.


mutt

HAHAHA that is classic!! Wonder if it smells like peaches!
***************************

Hey, I smell nice! :)


Peaches

____________________________

That's MY point! :-))
Mike AI Something good is going on here.....

HAHAHA that is classic!! Wonder if it smells like peaches!
***************************

Hey, I smell nice! :)


Peaches

Among the items are the 1960's era swimsuit that was worn.. According to the description, it's "unwashed."
___________________

HAHAHA that is classic!! Wonder if it smells like peaches!

Mutt, I am on the same page with you on Bono... he is a pompous ass, but did a great job at halftime!
Mike AI Something good is going on here.....

hey.. Did you happen to notice that the clothing Britney's worn for the recent Pepsi commercials are up for auction?

Among the items are the 1960's era swimsuit that was worn.. According to the description, it's "unwashed."

Current bid is $2005...


lemonzip Britney's Swimsuit.. Unwashed!

i think Bono from U2 is a pompous moron but that thing with the names of all the dead from Sept 11th was pretty moving stuff and their performance was good.

So now Super Bowl is over, is there any interest out there in a March Madness NCAA Hoops pickem type game?

Not sure if the same script can be adapted for that so might have to look around or get somebody to do it.

If there's not much interest we'll pass i guess.

lemme know mutt@oprano.com


mutt

MikeW,
Colin is putting finishing touches on
http://www.tgp2.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I always laugh thinking about my family going through my belongings.
************************

Peaches, I left instructions for my
Asshole of the Year Award to be incorporated into my head stone
;-)))
Serge

"I am sorry for throwin' Gausse curve distributions and Bernulli numbers .."

-------------

Wheres colin to explain ???

;-))))
MikeW the hurricane has left ...

Serge

I'm sure that MikeW's estate is not half as complicated as yours.
**********************************

Howard, I am sorry for throwin' Gausse curve distributions and Bernulli numbers into my estate planning,
but that was the only way to make sure that if my beneficiaries don't get PhD,
they won;t get red cent
;-))

that what happens when
http://kycos.com is part of your estate!
;-))

...and if they don't present the correct answer in Latin....you know what happens
;-)))
Serge

hey, Peaches, look on the bright side- there is always Todd and his dildoes to rely upon ;-)))
****************************

Serge, I always laugh thinking about my family going through my belongings. First of all, I have about 50 CD's of hardcore porn content, I have papers all over the place that have every crude and rude key word you can think of, websites with the same words, PLUS all Todd's gifts :) I just hope they find everything AFTER I'm gone and don't decide to do some "cleaning" if I'm just in the hospital or something :))
Peaches

I have no relatives and no significant other half so I really don't give a shit what everyone does after I die.

Looking back on some of the men I've dated one of them will probably want to do me one last time after they find my stash and smoke it ;)

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

Serge

I'm sure that MikeW's estate is not half as complicated as yours.

Mutt

Great contest - good job. coming in 4th is a real thrill!!

hallalouya

The special Playboy Playmate edition
of Fear Factor got creamed by the Super Bowl halftime show.

"Viewership was high throughout Fox's broadcast Sunday, including a 40.7 rating for a halftime show featuring Irish rock band U2. That's more than six times the 6.2 rating NBC got for its attempt at halftime counterprogramming, a special edition of ``Fear Factor'' featuring scantily clad Playboy playmates doing stunts such as walking a tightrope between two buildings."


mutt
-----------------
Where is the gueiness book of World Record People when you need them? I think I took the worlds longest piss at halftime. Not only did i miss all that stuff i missed the dam kickoff to start the half as well.
tuffruff Pornmeup

The special Playboy Playmate edition
of Fear Factor got creamed by the Super Bowl halftime show.

"Viewership was high throughout Fox's broadcast Sunday, including a 40.7 rating for a halftime show featuring Irish rock band U2. That's more than six times the 6.2 rating NBC got for its attempt at halftime counterprogramming, a special edition of ``Fear Factor'' featuring scantily clad Playboy playmates doing stunts such as walking a tightrope between two buildings."


mutt

If it expires before I do, I doubt I'll get anything more than small policy to make sure they don't put in a pauper's grave.
***************************

hey, Peaches, look on the bright side- there is always Todd and his dildoes to rely upon
;-)))

wanna few toys in your grave to keep you entertained for eternity?

Put Todd in your will too!
;-)))
Serge

Mike, Donny is a legend
his wife was a bikini contest champ
then she bought tits
and she stays home and takes care of Samantha, their 20 month old.
Tracy is a great wife.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

"the 2 blondes from the Trap
kept calling donny sat night"

&

"she called Donny at like 3 am, after .."

-----------------

I'm noticing a trend here .. ALL these chicks are calling DONNY!! and he's married!! bastard! lol


MikeW the hurricane has left ...

Heck, I don't care what they do with it after I die ;) If they want to blow it on cheap booze and women, so be it. College and paying off the mortgage are written in the will. My big policy is 2 years old and it's a 30 year term. If it expires before I do, I doubt I'll get anything more than small policy to make sure they don't put in a pauper's grave. The kid will be almost 40 by then and if he's not able to survive w/o my life insurance policy money, then tough :)

Granted, if things change, i.e. I'm taking care of a grandchild/niece/nephew, then I'll keep high payoffs, but the price you pay for insurance when you're "old" usually outweighs the payoff.
Peaches

Also Mike, Dawn the chick who came to meet us, and sat at the bar?
she called Donny at like 3 am, after getting into a fight with her boyfriend
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

LOL ... no I don't remember that one .. but I'll sell it to him for $250 ;-)

the ONE time he decides not to carry his phone LOL .. figures!
MikeW

Mike do you remember promising Donny your remote control ($350 one)
hee hee
He won't hold you to it
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mike do you realize
the 2 blondes from the Trap
kept calling donny sat night
to go to scarletts like at 2 am
the moron didn't carry his phone
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

well I know I'm certainly not a specialist either .. but we DO have Meni here to help us ... ;-))))
MikeW the hurricane has left South Florida ...

MikeW,
this is the SECOND time when modesty put me in trouble!!!
;-(((

fuck it, NEVER again!
;-))
Serge

"we are not even certified pussy specialists ..."

------------------

Serge ... SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!

;-)))))))

MikeW the hurricane has left South Florida ...

Mutt, for this you should contact Delaware Trust attorneys as Delaware laws are somewhat dofferent when it comes to setting trusts you are interested in
;-))
Serge

JMM,
correct and sound advice on all counts.


Oprano doesn't set up trusts, we only point to those who do
;-))

we are not even certified pussy specialists
;-)))

Serge (how is Vegas, guys?)

i want some of that Kennedy Trust action. The one where they pay you a nice fat yearly salary and you just get drunk and set up some charity organisation so you don't look like a total loser.


mutt

Oh, and while I am at it, you players with substantial assets might want to consider naming a corporate entity as either trustee or co-trustee instead of naming a family member at the time of your death. Blood is thicker than water, but it is not thicker than cash. In my time at ML, I can't tell you the countless tales of money screwing up an entire family forever after someones death. It can be a mess. There is no cost involved in having a corporation (such as a Merrill Lynch) as trustee or co-trustee (upon your death) until you die, and then the cost is minimal. In addition, by using a large bank or brokerage firms trust deparments in setting up your trust, they will often times assist you will all of the asset transfers to the trust for no charge.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Set up a revokable TRUST with your local attorney and make TRUST beneficiary of your life insurance.

==================================

This is wrong actually. Its been a few years since I did this for a living, but making your trust the beneficiary of a life insurance policy or IRA account is a mistake. In most cases, the IRS does not recognize the trust as a living entity and therefore eliminates most of the benefits you would be trying to achieve.

The correct way to do this would be to set up an irrevocable life insurance trust. The TRUST owns the policy and you are the insured. There are several tax advantages to this, one of the biggest is that beause the trust owns the policy, and the insured has no incidence of ownership of the policy, then the proceeds at the time of death are not part of the taxable estate. Of course, it would be very wise for anyone reading Oprano to consult an attorney or estate planning specialist rather than doing your estate planning on Oprano.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

hmmm, I guess God decided against placing his money on the Rams this time?
SykkBoy
-----------

LOL and amen. Think the best part of NE winning was not having to listen to Kurt (my wife looks like my mom) Warner giving his sermon after the game:)
tuffruff Pornmeup

"ready to kick the bucket the right way!"

yes I guess it does! LOL ... if I keep partying with Meni I just might end up that way

;-))))
MikeW the hurricane has left ...

mutt you are right
except
I don't chase chicks like carrot top
they chase me
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Oh, and I should apologize to Michael Jordan for doubting him!!

MJ is still the man :)
DrGuile

MikeW, I guess it makes both of us qualified as
"ready to kick the bucket the right way!" ;-))
Serge