Oh, and I should apologize to Michael Jordan for doubting him!!

MJ is still the man :)
DrGuile

MikeW, I guess it makes both of us qualified as
"ready to kick the bucket the right way!" ;-))
Serge

first there was Gallagher, then there was Carrottop.........and then.........i guess meni is next.
mutt

got them all done for about $850 total .. only took about 2-3 weeks for it all to go thru
MikeW
*********************

Howard, I hope you are reading this NOW
;-)))
Serge

Peaches,if you have any questions, drop me and I'll make a "qualifyed and expereinced dead" out of you
;-))
Serge

hmmm, I guess God decided against placing his money on the Rams this time?
SykkBoy

"The costs of setting the trust are minimal, 1000-1800 TOPS! "

Serge, excellent advice .. I just had this done myself last year, including all the other important docs (power of attorney, living will, health care surrogate, etc..

got them all done for about $850 total .. only took about 2-3 weeks for it all to go thru
MikeW the hurricane has left ...

it takes a real man to wear pancakes on his head

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

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$1000.00 CASH!
Another grand in content and toys from:
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http://www.freshwebmastercontent.com
http://webmasters.purvette.com
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Also check out http://www.oculusadult.com another pickem sponsore who has content.
mutt

Peaches,
there are better ways.

Set up a revokable TRUST with your local attorney and make TRUST beneficiary of your life insurance.

Have bank or stock brokerage firm as a trustee, and leave instructions how you want money to be disperced.
NOBODY but the people you mention will have any access to the fund and banks/brokers will carry out your wishes and even invest it per your instructions.

Have yourself as trustee for as long as you live.

The costs of setting the trust are minimal, 1000-1800 TOPS!
Serge

*DrGuile does the touchdown dance!*

Yeah!

Id like to thank New England for playing such great D. Thank Viny for kicking that Field Goal!

Also, would like to thank Kurt Warner for handing the ball over a few times...

Seriously, thanks to all the sponsors... Was great fun :)


DrGuile sponsor program

mike, holla if you need someone to babysit;)

did you see what those fuckheads of the ncaa did to us friday(
its a shame, one rouge coach and some stupid ass rich fuckers can really screw up a fine program:(((




dantheman have you submitted your order yet?

I named my father as the beneficiary of my life insurance because if I'd named my son, until he was 18, my ex could have legally had access to every penny. I was telling my brother that I planned on keeping it this way until my son hits 25 because I don't want him buying a Ferrari when I die. My brother pointed out that the only difference will be that my Dad will by HIMSELF a Farrari instead ;)

I AM worth more dead than alive. I check my brakes frequently and probably need a food taster :)

Peaches

Good Morning All!

Just popping in to say hello and see what everyone is up to today. Been pretty busy lately but I don't mean to neglect you all.
Shannon Rush F*#@KING CONTENT...Literally!

And while meni was busy putting pancakes on his dome i also had the Jenna Jameson Action Figure story.

Pictures from the party here

http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=SRH&logsrch=1
mutt

West Virginia is a safe bet. You can adopt anything there, boys, girls, farm animals... ;)


Ulfie

Sorry Mutt for slacking!!!! Serge mentioned earlier I have not been reading that well!!


Lance great point, I am heading to NY!! Anyone know of an 18 year old female, natural body, petite, and horny? I am looking to adopt!!

:-))
Mike AI WHAT are YOU looking aT?

But can you beleive the state of Louisiana would NOT let me adopt any girls between the ages of 18-19!!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
those bastards...I had the same problem here in Nevada...
maybe I should try New York? (It worked for Woody Allen) ;)
Lance

Oplus had that story 5 days ago. Keep up with me!
mutt

http://foxnews.com/story/0,2933,44663,00.html

This is a good story!! Meni was Jenna one of the girls sending her best wishes to our troops?
Mike AI Meni is back in town!!

Lance, I looked into adopting. But can you beleive the state of Louisiana would NOT let me adopt any girls between the ages of 18-19!!!

I tried!!

Damn gov't regulations!!

Todd, call the ACLU, I am being discriminated against!!
Mike AI Meni is back in town!!

So, Mike, are you adopting? ;))


Lance

I will name my oldest Meni Brady Gardner. :-)


Mike AI
********************

Meni, don't believe in it for one second!

General promissed me to name his first born Serge and...
I'm still waiting
;-)))
Serge

I have so much insurence on me, I think I may be worth more dead then alive.
***************************

wait 'till Todd wakes up and rips you another asshole for being republican and not letting society take care of your survivors
;-)))
Serge

Meni is that an invitation? :-)

One day I would love to have 6 kids... I will name my oldest Meni Brady Gardner. :-)


Mike AI Meni is back in town!!

Meni, Brady did great... Patriots did great. But Partiots wone because of defense.

Defense wins championships ( normally) in football. Same goes with Basketball, its like great pitching wins Baseball championships ( ask the D-Backs). And of course putting wins Golf.

When a Defensive Guru meets and Offensive Guru, Defense usually wins.


Mike AI Meni is back in town!!

As for the pancakes, I assume its a classic
**********************************

this is why meni is happy as a mongloid

many people would be worried 'oh shit, i hope i didn't make a complete jackass of myself or offend anybody'

meni 'assumes it was a classic'


mutt

mike are you going to have kids?

Meniq

also
did you see
the team come out as a TEAM

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Sykk,
if you genuinely worry about it,
Life Insurance will assure your 3 kids the better life you intend for them,
it's a VERY responcible thing to do and guess what,
we are ALL mortal and none of us knows when we croack.

Take care of your family NOW, ...or rely on the auctions I don't.
Serge
_______________________


Serge this is a very good point, very similiar to the one that Drav made about wills.

We should all be responsible enough to handle our own business.

I have so much insurence on me, I think I may be worth more dead then alive. Luckily I have no kids so I don;t have to worry about them pulling a "Menendez brothers" on me! :-)



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Manning or Brady
Manning? had a playoff contender
and didn't get IN
Brady? took a 1-3 team
all the fuckin way
this is the greatest season EVER
you can write a script about it

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

CJ, you can drink too much, too much E you get speedy
thats all

As for the pancakes, I assume its a classic

Even Better, hot blonde chick Kara, yells from stage 2,
CLUBJENNA in da house
i met her the night before

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

hmmmmm.....no word from SuperPickem winner yet. Oh well........ small print says you gotta claim prize within 24 hours or prize remains property of Oprano.

i'll be clock watching the rest of the day :)
mutt

As a father of three kids, I couldn't imagine what my kids would have to go through if I was taken in such a way.
*****************************

Sykk,
if you genuinely worry about it,
Life Insurance will assure your 3 kids the better life you intend for them,
it's a VERY responcible thing to do and guess what,
we are ALL mortal and none of us knows when we croack.

Take care of your family NOW, ...or rely on the auctions I don't.
Serge

after checks cashed it's beyond our control and we can only HOPE that whoever administers this trust will do the right thing.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Serge, I agree 100%, that's something to consider whether giving $1 or $100K, hence my lack of support for "player" charities....
Lance

The auction thing has been played out. There is not doubt that Jeanette's family could use help, and the webmaster community standing up and helping is great.

The problem is we have had auction for every little issue that has come accross that we are auctioned out. It is like the boy who cried wolf. Everyone has their own issues r problems that want solutions for.

Serge is right, many times the auctions become big dick contests. it becomes more about the bidding, and those who are helping - it seems people are doing it for the wrong reason ( publicity).

Anyway that is my 2 cents...
Mike AI Get the latest scoop on all industry news!!

i agree with you Serge but it seems to be the way charity works today.
Everything has to be a big lottery giveaway or an expensive silent auction dinner where sponsors get patted on the back to get people to give to charity.


mutt

I'd actually like to see any monies raised go to assist the children in finishing their education...
perhaps a scholarship fund...
*********************************

SykkBoy,
after checks cashed it's beyond our control and we can only HOPE that whoever administers this trust will do the right thing.
Serge

but I'm not going to piss after the loss of a friend...
**************************

me neither,
I let my views known,
Oprano made donation and that is it.

At the same token,
I won't be silent about what I believe is WRONG and auction as institution is WRONG in MHO
and I won't do anythign to promote what I beleive is wrong approach.
Serge

Regarding self reliance,
I agree
I'd actually like to see any monies raised go to assist the children in finishing their education...
perhaps a scholarship fund...

Sorry about the last rant, I'm just a bit emotional about this....
SykkBoy

Serge, I see you point, but the reason I wanted to do this was to help Jeanette's kids...

I've already sent out a check today to the fund.

Jeanette was a friend and that's why I'm helping. It has nothing to do with promotion.

As a father of three kids, I couldn't imagine what my kids would have to go through if I was taken in such a way. So, pardon me if I get a little emotional about it.

I didn't donate to the other auctions because I'd rather give to less fortunate children in my own city and do such things on a local level.

This wasn't about puffing my chest and say "look at what a good little citizen I've been" it's all about helping a friend.

I realize this is a business of "I'm not in this business to make friends, I'm in it to make money" but I, for one, am doing what I can.
So, yes, eevryone should go out and send an anonymous donation to the fund that's been established.

However, if this can also help, then I for one, have no problems helping and doing something such as this, but I'm not going to piss after the loss of a friend...


SykkBoy

mutt, too much E and liquor
Meni
------------------------------------
And apparently not enough butter and syrup. Meni, if you had the pancakes on your head, I am almost afraid to ask where you put the sausages. ;-))
HoneLynn

peyton's a great QB but there is a no awakening in the NFL that 'leadership' and other intangible qualities are AS important or MORE important than raw skills. If winning it all is the goal.


mutt

tuffruff, email me and we'll get you set up:)
dantheman need speed

Mike.... i hate those fucks! Guess being a Saints fan might have something to do with it too.... ;-)))

Isn't DESTINY almost too weird???
A team like the PATRIOTS winning the Super Bowl, after the 9/11 incident.

Earnhart Jr. winning the race on the very track that his father died on.... etc, etc

bpj YOUR destiny lies HERE!

I agree with mike, you'll see a different payton next year,
dantheman need speed

also it was a stroke of genius for the Patriots to request that they only be introduced as a TEAM no individual player introductions.


mutt

Change that Gina will put Wad's submitter to work:)
tuffruff Pornmeup

Would you rather have Tom Brady or Peyton Manning as your QB?
-------------------

which manning, eli or payton
:)
dantheman need speed

most people love underdogs. I even pull for underdogs against my favorite teams, it just happens.

Mike, i saw Martz do that and reading his lips he said either SHIT or FUCK, i've actually never seen a coach do that in a championship game, didn't look good on him.


mutt

"your wife won the 2 months dedicated hosting package from dantheman's M3Host http://www.m3host.com
TGP or TGP2 to your heart's content for two months, should be able to make another $800.00. "

Kewl I'll put Wad's submitter to work:)
tuffruff Pornmeup

bpj,
here is the story I heard from my lawyer.

One of his clients left his son 40 mls.

20 by the age of 20 and another 20 by the age of 40.

the first installment was gone within 2 years.
Investments, mazeratties, girls, booze...

at the age of 40 he retired from his school teaching job and by that time he knew darn well what to do and NOT to do with money.

My kids getting it in 2 installments also and...not at age of 20 even if I drop dead tomorrow
;-)))

People with no incentives are not productive people and hurt themselves more than anybody else.
Serge

hey tuffruff,

your wife won the 2 months dedicated hosting package from dantheman's M3Host http://www.m3host.com
TGP or TGP2 to your heart's content for two months, should be able to make another $800.00.


mutt

BPJ I wonder how many people were like you and I, and pulling AGAINST the Rams?

I bet a lot. Martz and his whole teams cocky attitude. I notice Martz did not say much after the game... I saw a clip of him flipping a TV cord over his head and he looked PISSED! hahaha

I hope HE never wins a SuperBowl!!
Mike AI Get the latest scoop on all industry news!!

Guuess I'll go back to kissing her ass. thanks Oprano....lol:)
******************************

nothing wrong with that!
;-)))
Serge

my kids can only draw quarterly matching what they EARN themselves
************************************

Serge, this is an EXCELLENT idea! I've been trying to figure out a good way to "incentivize" my kids when I die too....and just haven't been able to come up with anything that makes sense! ;-)

What a game last night! LOVE to see the Rams get beat.... ;-)))

I must say the show U2 put on at halftime was spectacular.... brought tears to my eyes. ;-(


bpj Where EACH check signup makes you MORE $$$'s!

Didn't play. we had that thing reserved for noon but people were already on it and we let them finish. By the time they were done we where to busy downing beer and doing other stuff
tuffruff Pornmeup

Almost forgot.throw in $250 woth of sex toy's as well. Great like shell have any use for me anymore:)
tuffruff Pornmeup

tuffruff, how did the swing hold up yesterday? ;)

Congrats to your wife btw.


Ulfie

Mutt, paypal lost over $100 million last year. How they did that is beyond me. I would have a hard time investing in a company that is losing money like a sieve. Give them more and they'll just lose it faster.


Ulfie

Roll over and get my drunken hungover ass out of bed expecting the wife to kiss my ass on how I cleaned up betting under each quarter yesterday and how I was right putting $800 down on NE +14 even though she argued to her face was blue not to take them. So what do I get? "Rick I won at the Oprano pool come check it out"
Guuess I'll go back to kissing her ass. thanks Oprano....lol:)

At least it got her to post someting here:)
tuffruff Pornmeup

Nah JMM Manning is not a pussy, he just had a shitty coach. Watch what happens next year...


Mike AI Get the latest scoop on all industry news!!

Lauren Jeanette Melanson,
was known by lots of us as
Jeanette from
jeanette.net

RIP, Jeanette
Serge

Of course, two of the three heros of the game are Wolverines, but would anyone expect any less?


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

reminder:
FARMINGTON - Lauren Jeanette Melanson, 25, of 48 Glen St., died Tuesday, Jan. 8, 2002, at Maine Medical Center in Portland, Maine, as a result of an auto accident.
Her infant daughter, Emma Melanson, died with her mother.
She was born July 30, 1976, in Newburyport, Mass., the daughter of Richard William Melanson and Claire Elizabeth (Connelly) Melanson.
She has resided in Farmington for the past two months, previously living in Dover.
She was a loving mother who home schooled her children and was a self-employed web site designer.
She was a runner of many marathons around the state and was a lover of books.
She is survived by her four children, Alethea Taylor Melanson, David Thomas Witold Melanson, Ethan Melanson and Curran Laramie James Melanson, all of Farmington; her father, Richard W. Melanson of West Chesterfield; her mother, Claire E. Connelly of Manchester; maternal grandmother, Mary Priscilla Connelly of Swampscott, Mass.; sisters, Kristin Andrea Infinger of Rochester and Julie Noel Ostrander of Newbury, Mass.; several aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews and cousins.

and I ask everybody to send what they can to:
"Lauren Melanson Children's Fund" c/o citizens Bank, 1 North Main St. Rochester, NH 03867.

Oprano is sending it's donation today.
Serge (how is Vegas, guys?)

Tom Brady, Manning is a big pussy.

Brady is a wolverine, need I say more?


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Webmaster Central..... Got Content?
***********************************

AndyA,
some call "content" all 7 pictures they have for sale
;-)))
http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/

Serge (how is Vegas, guys?)

Forest,

haha no Shit! I'm a terorist because I buy drugs which was preceded and followed by commercials for Bud Light!

What we meant to say was, any drugs WE don't sell....


Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content?

It's not the size that matters!
atleast that's what ppl with small
dicks say :)

2:15am again wish i was on a different time zone could stay
and chat more
Kevin Great reading for Adult Webmasters

sports fans,

Would you rather have Tom Brady or Peyton Manning as your QB?



mutt

has anybody ordered any shares of Paypal or are they sold out and u have to wait until it's trading?

I think it's going to be a hot stock.
mutt

excellent serge :-)

meni, you can have too much? hmmmm
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

mutt, too much E and liquor
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

cj,
you win!
;-)))

TWICE!
;-))

btw,
your listing is in along with other interested parties and we'll launch it in the next few days,
and ....in case my e-mail didn't make it clear,
it's FREE.
Serge (how is Vegas, guys?)

meni went on a mini vacation to florida and can't remember anything about it?

that's either a sign you had an amazing wild time .......OR......time to give rehab one more shot.


mutt

naaahhhh...let's start
"my dick is bigger than yours" instead
;-)))
---

serge, that's not fair to all of you boys - mine is 9" :-)

mutt, sexpo sucks.

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Forest
Home grown is some of the best. My bigest problem is remembering where I left it.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

most fucked up superbowl commercial award goes to that I'm a terrorist, because I buy drugs commercial..


ÐX
Mon, 04 Feb 2002 12:54:56 - IP: 66.31.250.36 - Post # 52568
_______________________

AGREED!!!

all mine is grown right here in the Good Ol' U.S of A

;)
Forest

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*****************

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We'd love to have opinion pieces on industry related topics, shoot me your ideas.


mutt News For People Who Like To Eat Paste!

Good morning oprano, serge .. meni

"I need to talk to him, cuz I don't remember much of the night." ..

--------------------------

I'm waiting to talk to Donny cause I don't remember much either ..

good thing donny called my cell and left me a message to reminded me that meni was wearing a stack of pancakes on his head after the buffet opened at the cheetah ... haha


MikeW the cure for hangovers ...

Wad,
the pleasure is all mine and we hope all webmasters visitng this board can greatly benefit from your services and find you from all the pages where we put your button like we did on
http://oprano.com
and we hope your international webmastering clientelle find info on Oprano beneficial to them as well!
Serge

Sorry Serge
but I did hang a bit with MikeW
at the Cheetah
I need to talk to him, cuz I don't remember much of the night.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge,

Thanx for your comment, hope that I can be useful here. Also my respect to you, Cleo and all oprano.com team!
Wad Russian Submitter

Meni,
you never called me, I am heart broken now
;-(((
Serge

good morning oprano
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

damn I did so bad it rejected my picks:(

congrats to all the winners


rant on
*fuck the NCAA!
rant off

dantheman need speed

Hey, Todd, wanna run another auction?

here is an idea for you,
and maybe they will donate and sponsor something themselves:



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Wad,
welcome to the gumbo,
lots of us heard of your Sumitter,
big discussion was about it at
http://www.oprano.com/linkup/
board and we welcome the inventor of such a wonderful product webmasters use in their daily life!
Serge

This is my first post on this board, the only I want to say right now, - Hi to everyone!

I'm owner of Russian Submitter (maybe somebody knows it, maybe somebody loves it, or maybe somebody hate it ;-))

Anyway good luck to all of you! And my best regards. Hope this board will make all of us smarter in this shitty business ;-))
Wad Russian Submitter

oh cool. Gina is Mrs. Tuffruff. Sent mail to you already.

Congrats.

mutt

On religion topic ...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49887
Colin Ask Colin what he thinks about answers.org!

"Does anybody know Gina? She won alot of stuff. 500 dollars, dedicated hosting package from M3Host,$250.00 in Sex Toys from Todd, and 2 months of Purvette from CJ.

mutt "

What a game and what a day!!! You have mail mutt Sorry to be such a "mystery woman"..lol I am tuffruff's wife and I can't wait until he gets his hungover butt out of bed this morning he's not going to believe this:) Though he did pretty good betting the unders each quarter yesterday as well.
Gina Eamateursex

let's start an atomica competition.
************************************

naaahhhh...let's start
"my dick is bigger than yours" instead
;-)))


Serge

...and I won nothing again
;-(((((
----

me either serge. fuck these sports fans. let's start an atomica competition.

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

...and goat fucking.

Nite!


Lisa

A chat board in Serges name?

We'd have to make that a religious board where
people can discuss theology...

Timon

nite, nite, Todd,
glad we reached consensus
;-)))
Serge

and talk about good things like cooking and baking all day:)
*******************************

I thought you said NO SPIN????

I'll be spinning in my grave when it happens
;-)))
Serge

We will only piss in private about you, grave yards are not the correct place:)

nite nite serge................
sextoyking

Spits????
sextoyking
**********************

yeah, spits,
I don't anticipate MASS pissing on my grave,
pissing is a private matter!
;-)))
Serge