Oprano Webmaster Forum

LOL, T - yes, it's been awhile since I did the Buckhead scene. Heck, back when I was partying, the after hours club was called JWV's (for Jewish War Veterans) then it was changed to Club 112 and I think it even has another name now! I can remember MANY nights leaving there and fighting morning rush hour traffic to get home - ah, the joys of being a barmaid ;) I was just comparing it to Vegas that serves 24/7 EVERYWHERE!

Plus, remember NOW I live in a town where most of the restaurants aren't even OPEN every day of the week :)

So, if there's a get together in Atlanta, may I STRONGLY suggest we let Sweet T organize the parties...and I can always take the girls to the Premium Outlet Mall in Dawsonville :)
Peaches

MikeAI,
please don't use words:
"dead or alive" in ScottPB's presence
;-))
Serge

SweetT - Ok...I'll switch my vote to Atlanta...

Flying in and out of Austin sucks...Can't get there from here, unless you hop a puddle jumper from Dallas, Houston or San Antonio.

Also, I drove thru Atlanta for Christmas...Man, there was a shitload of traffic, but MY GOD, you guys got 6 - 8 lanes going ONE direction (thats 12 - 16 lanes total for the mathematically challenged) !!!

I was doing 75 - 80 in the 3rd and 4th lane from the inside, and got passed like I was standing still! :) Plus, you guys round there make the semis stay in the inside two lanes...How fucking cool is that?

Austin traffic sucks!!! Can't get no place in any sort of decent timeframe! Stupid ass frontage road bullshit!

Just one question? Any gambling? IMHO, a good convention spot, HAS to have gambling...

CactusButt

>looking for some information on an ICQ spammer who is stealing all of my content. He is in Australia it seems, this is what I have so far:

Peter Drew
7 Darling Cres Molendinar
Gold Coast, Qld 4214
>>>>

MikeAI, I've never heard of this guy, but I can go have a chat to him if you want :)

ScottPB

hmmmm....just read the posts from last night this morning.

when did joee stop speaking english?
mutt

Well Serge,

Guy needed a job done in Dec. ASAP, so I did him a favor and got him pushed up, design turned out great, but the payment never showed:) one of those types of deals.

And didn't you know, everyone reads Oprano:)
it's all about the gumbo, right mike?
sextoyking design and more

Breath Plus™ came before our Blink Plus™ product. We thought better of releasing it. Blink Plus™ is much less likely to incur the wrath of the FCC we feel.

mutt

"The only difference in Saturday Night is that you head to the after hours clubs at 2am instead of 4am (and thats where all the strippers are after work anyway :) "

SweetT. Come on. As a father of a little on.. how the hell do you find time to know this? Please. Tell me your secret!

Shit. between work and spending time with the wife and kid I have no time to get out anymore!

You might be able to seel this information to all the new fathers out there! Make it "SweetT's father tips: how to find time to get your groove on!"

haha

sharky Photoshop Tips Tomorrow!

BTW,
if you have collection problems,
I strongly recommend services of
John "Where Is The Fucking Money" Cotac

he can collect even from dead people
;-)))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Todd, who is this Jon and what makes you believe he reads Oprano?
Serge

Jon Donner,

your company,
Poison Dragon / Flyntvision,

Seems to not be returning phone calls or emails from my company. I know you gave me the story, The Check was sent overnight fedex, but of course it never came.

We need to take care of this outstanding invoice you have with our company.

Thanks

Todd Ostrer
todd@programs.net
888-999-4554

sextoyking design and more

Peaches....

>Geeze, T - I've been trying for THREE YEARS to hook you up with these guys! :}

I know, I know....thats what I meant when I said that I had heard of them a thousand times...at least 900 of them was from you! :) I remember you telling me way back in the day that we probably had some common interests...I should have persued it more back then :(

>The bad thing about Atlanta are the drinking laws

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa....Peaches, I know that you don't party like we do but Atlanta is one of the few places where you can buy liquor in the bars until 4am and then go to any one of 6 after hours clubs and buy drinks until noon the next day (I know I have done it on more than one occasion). The only difference in Saturday Night is that you head to the after hours clubs at 2am instead of 4am (and thats where all the strippers are after work anyway :) Atlanta is one of the best party scenes in the nation if you have a hook up....and they don't call me Sweet "Hook Up" T for nothing!!! LOL!!!!

In addition, in Buckhead within just a few blocks of several *nice* hotels there are 2 major malls, every kind of shopping you would ever want, a club district (both Adult and regular clubs), about 200 of the best resturaunts in the country, and *no* slums....the Atlanta airport processes over 700 flights PER HOUR so you can get in and out anytime you like day or night. Atlanta is a natural selction for an event like this....(of course, there are others that would be just as good....I just didn't want my home town to get sold short)

Mr. Cash....Check your email..I sent you my contact information...lets get together for a drink sometime soon!!

--T

SweetT NationalNet....proud to call Atlanta home!

Mutt - any truth to the rumor that after Blink Plus™ is out of beta you will be launching Breath Plus™ ?

New Orleans ...... hmmmm

Vick Profitable since 1997 the same year we launched

MikeAI - If Billy's going to dance on the tables like he did at New Years you might NOT want to have the Oprano Webmaster Get Togather at your place! Even more so if there are goats around - there's laws against that - even in Louisiana!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) More Human than YOU, Man....

I am looking for some information on an ICQ spammer who is stealing all of my content. He is in Australia it seems, this is what I have so far:

Peter Drew
7 Darling Cres Molendinar
Gold Coast, Qld 4214

ICQ spammer : http://www.webcam101.com
hosted out of : Netherlands i.p.:217.170.71.108
major sponsors: acmoviepass and ifriends

If anyone has any information or can help me put a hurt to this guy, e-mail me please.

michael AT oprano.com
Mike AI

I think it would be apropriant(sp) to hold the First Annual Oprano Cocktail Party and Webmaster Get Together and ho'down in NO.

mike,have you seen where we're at in the b-ball polls:) going to be a fun march!
dantheman since '96

i will go Epoch Systems one step better with my proprietary technology called Blink Plus™.
Just add our Blink Plus™ code to your join page and every time your customer blinks he will be subscribed to or buying another service;product.

Our testing is almost complete, the average customer blinks about 15 times while on a typical join page. That's MO' MONEY IN YOUR BANK FOLKS!!!

interested parties contact me about beta testing.
mutt

Thanks mutt.

;>)

TheEnforcer Making Bank

Dan I had my New Years Eve party in the barn, besides being a little cold it went pretty well!!

Definately have lots of space!

Atlanta and Dallas sound to me like great options. Of course I love NO, I know other shows down here were not done the best. But I think I could show people NO like they have not seen it before...

But maybe in the future...

Mike AI Now with new processor and converting great!!

one had to do with an online child pornography law that made even a digital representation of a minor engaged in sex a crime.
Other one was COPA related. Neither case had been rule on yet.
mutt

Anybody know what those two smut related cases were at the USSC and how they were ruled on?

TheEnforcer Making Bank

SilverCash News

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LAMike SilverCash Now Paying On Exit Signups!

from Variety's story on the PBS Frontline porn documentary

"The attorney general was preparing a major assault on porn, which was curtailed by the events of Sept. 11, and the Supreme Court addressed two porn-related cases in its last session. Flynt, ``Porn'' hints, was and may still be one of the government's targets."

http://www.opranoplus.com

mutt

Toolz, as long as this condition is met
and I quote from URL you provided:
"Your customer simply "clicks" a check box to approve additional offers letting you sell additional websites "

I see no FTC problems...unless what they buy in addition is misleading.
Serge

"mike, can we just have it in the barn?:)
********
Does this mean that there will be square dancing? "

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better yet .. will there be goats??

;-)))

MikeW

Forest,
how when is your wedding you announced last year?
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

I assume everyone's already seen this:

http://www.epochsystems.com/ezclick.html

What's the FTC's stance on this stuff?

Toolz

Forest, around October 4th you said he works in NYC...
do you EVER tell the truth?
Serge

no, it's your brother
Serge
Wed, 06 Feb 2002 09:09:27 - IP: 172.138.140.45 - Post # 53146
_____________________________

Couldnt be him

He died a couple years ago

Forest

mike, can we just have it in the barn?:)
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Does this mean that there will be square dancing?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

dantheman, don't get me wrong! Atlanta's great :) And T can definitely pull off a semi-private sort of arrangement, but as far as having a larger scale "convention" type get together, it just might get a little tricky :)

Peaches

damn peaches, sorta made atlanta not a good selection:(

mike, can we just have it in the barn?:)
then it could be call the
oprano ho'down
:)
dantheman hosting the nets finest sites since 1996

Need and email addy for CCbill...anyone?

In particualr about the spam they send when someone cancels......
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Serge -

Nope I ended up unistall reinstall...nothing

I tried everything and it ws still messing up. So I decided to spend $35 with Microsoft for support and get it fixed.

I was on the phone for 2 hours still nothing.

I got off the phone to go to a meeting and thought for shits and giggles I would try to open in a new window and then open in a new window in that window and when I did it worked! So I shut down all windows restarted and it works fine in all windows now.

COnfusing...but I think it makes sense? Or doesnt it?

Tonda $75 a cd....anything on the site

The bad thing about Atlanta are the drinking laws. And every county is different. In ALL counties you can't buy packaged alcohol on Sundays (or election days...not sure what genius came up with that one). Some counties have no serving after midnight, some after 2AM. Some you can't serve on Sunday. Some from noon on is OK. Some you can only serve if the establishment sells 50%+ in food. Some counties if the clerk in the grocery store is under 21, you have to scan your own alcohol purchase. And then there's Alpharetta where I lived for years (back before everyone else moved out there) where they card EVERYONE! No matter what. You can be 100 and they card you :) It's quite an ego boost, lol!

So if anything went down in Atlanta, it would have to either be what T suggested and have it set up first, or everyone would have to realize that if they want to drink all night in a bar on Saturday night, it probably ain't gonna happen ;)
Peaches

re:First Annual Oprano Cocktail Party and Webmaster Get Together
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my vote is for hotalanta or the big easy.

joee, looks like you were in good form last night:)

last night, I had this long post wrote and forgot to send, this morning i saw it and was damn glad i didnt post it:)
here's my new posting rule when shooting tequila its ok to write post, just dont hit the submit button
:))
dantheman hosting the nets finest sites since 1996

cj, wanna tourney for clicks?
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serge, sure you're confident?

vick, last year they got in trouble for having nipples on stage ... i guess this year is about getting free publicity...

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Tonda, weird?
what ddi you do?
rubbed the hard drive?
;-))
Serge

Hey everyone -

I finally got my computer back in working order. It was hell but my brilliant personality was able to come through. HA HA HA

It was really quite wierd how I got it fixed but oh well...it is working right now:)

I hope you guys have a great day and I will talk to you later!

Tonda
Tonda Great Customer Service and Competitve Pricing.

No. You are mixed up there a bit KC.
Chris aka Pornoman is hosting A&E's 'Inside America's Best Public Restrooms' which debuts a week later.
mutt

"A&E debuts 'Inside the Playboy Mansion' Sunday at 8 PM. "

Isn't this hosted by our very own and beloved Chris AKA Pornoman??

KC

For those interested, the PBS Frontline documentary 'American Porn' airs tommorow night on your local PBS affiliate at 10 PM.

A&E debuts 'Inside the Playboy Mansion' Sunday at 8 PM.

mutt

Oplus News Update
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Nude Celeb Authority Mr. Skin Profiled

The Jenna Myth

Howard Stern's Circus of Freaks and Pornstars Hit Vegas

PBS' 'American Porn' Documentary Review

Former Teen Pop Diva Tiffany's Playboy Issue Out March 4th

New Airport Security Camera Will Bare All

http://www.opranoplus.com

Got a press release, gossip, something you want to get off your chest about the industry?
Contact me mutt@oprano.com
mutt Oh damn, i forgot about Black History Month........update later today

MikeAI,
I don't know what got into Forest this morning,
probably he didn't like where I sent him
;-))
Serge

Man nothing like getting up and being bombarded with scatsites!

Good morning to you too!
Mike AI News fit for a king!

no, it's your brother
Serge

http://www.scatshack.com/

Serge
Is that you on the main page???

;)))
Forest

Forest, there is a good place fro you to sign up:
http://www.ambucks.com/
;-))
Serge

Volunteers wanted for public sex at trade exhibition
_________________________________

where do i sign up??

Forest

cj, wanna tourney for clicks?
;-))
Serge (how is Vegas, guys?)

i just got bejewelled for my pda!! now i can play it in airports and waiting rooms!!

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Volunteers wanted for public sex at trade exhibition
An Australian sex trade exhibition is calling on volunteers to have sex in public. Viewers will hear and see couples have sex, but will only see shadow images projected onto a screen. Sex in public is illegal in Australia. Organizers of the Brisbane Sexpo are confident they will get recruits.
The event will be held in a theatre providing a forum for up to 4,000 visitors to watch the couple's 'display'. "I liken it to the fact voyeurism sites are the most popular of all sites on the internet," said the event founder David Ross. "People like to watch and be watched ... as long as it's done in a non-tacky way. It's probably a logical progression for our event."
Mr Ross first saw the idea while on an Amsterdam study tour, and said people who opposed the idea were probably denying their sexuality. "They really should come along themselves," Mr Ross said. "People pay to come in. One would assume people know they're not going to a flower show." The act may also be recorded and broadcast on a big screen and on the internet.
Sexpo runs from February 28 to March 3 to provide information on health, adult entertainment, sexuality and adult lifestyles.

Vick Hmmmm anyone we might know ;-)

Torone,
unfortunatelly creditors always sleep worse than borrowers,
3 months payables is more associated with big companies than with small ones.

One of my clients in sign business days went under owing me $15,000...I thought I'd close the shop,
small guys have no protection from those calamities
;-(((
Serge

Serge,
No, I owned all of the stock in it. I probably shouldn't do this; but...It was Active Computer Electronic Services, ACES for short. What sunk it was when 3 of my larger clients went under and I lost $250,000 in 6 months.
Torone

Austin sounds good...
"BECAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO!"
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Cactusbutt,
That's because it's full of politicians and their sycophants, etc. All in all, though, I've seen worse places...
Torone

I used to run a rather large (5 states) computer maintenance company.
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Torone, is that the one which was publically traded and went titty up few years ago???
Serge

I'll vote for Austin. Would take me about 15 minutes to get downtown, and less than 5 to get to Hippie Hollow...

Everybody out there who is thinking...Austin...Texas...are these people serious?...Believe me, Austin is NOT AT ALL like you would envision Texas to be like! :)

CactusButt

mspice,
When I said I drive a truck, I meant for a living. I used to run a rather large (5 states) computer maintenance company.
Torone

"as long as they didn't let their "pre-web" egos convince them that they know everything and LISTEN to the people that they hired to do the job"

______________
About as much chance of happening as Hef not getting any pussy.

DaveAFX

Holy shit Joee..... I think you invented a new language! ;-)))
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When joee talks,
KGB listens
;-)))
Serge (how is Vegas, guys?)

Torone,

No problem at all, and I'm glad I cleared that up too.

btw, I drive a 94 Honda Civic with a dented front quarter panel, but it gets good mileage and it's paid for ;)

Mspice Still saving for an X-box

I have heard about this Mr Cash
**********************************

Mr.Cashes are like KGB, they are EVERYWHERE,
and even have TWINS and doubles!

I think have of them works for CIA as well and use Internet as a cover operation!
;-)))
Serge

too bad JoeE missed us this weekend.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

sorry Mike I brought morgan to school then I went to the gym and did 30 min of cardio

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge....I have heard about this Mr Cash about a thousand times and have not yet had the pleasure of meeting him...maybe we can meet soon and discuss it!! :-)
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Geeze, T - I've been trying for THREE YEARS to hook you up with these guys! :}

Serge - there's another sister besides the twins - looks EXACTLY like them in the face, but she's not as small and she's brunette ;)

Peaches

Mornin Oprano!
Holy shit Joee..... I think you invented a new language! ;-)))
General - important e in your box! ;-)

Austin would be an excellent spot for a LAID BACK gathering.... beautiful lakes, good food, great live music. Hoop, just think.... "Hippy Hollow" would never be the same, after a visit from this crew! ;-)))

bpj See what happens if you write ME a bad check! ;-)))

Serge,
You definitely got that right!

mspice,
Thanks for clearing that up. I *had* misunderstood you. BTW, I trusted the wrong people more than once; and now I drive a truck instead of running a large computer service company.:(
Torone

Torone,

I just went back and read my post, and realized that it may not have come across as exactly what I meant...

In response to Vick's comments about Playboy's Internet operation, what I really meant was that we have ALL seen many companies that are awesome off the web, and can't find their Asses with both hands on the Internet.

So with that, what I meant specifically about the "rocket science" comment was this...

If a company "like" Playboy® came to the adult web with a boatload of cash, and hired some good people that actually knew how the adult web works, they Would be able to buy traffic, the Would be able to run an affiliate program, and they Would find “some” level of success. Again, as long as they didn't let their "pre-web" egos convince them that they know everything and LISTEN to the people that they hired to do the job.

And in case you took it the wrong way, I certainly didn't mean to imply that I was the one that could show them the ropes. There is no doubt in my mind that I couldn't even begin to run Playboy Interactive (or whatever it's called). However I can name 5 people that post here regularly that could turn it into a gold mine instead of sinkhole.

Since I saw him post here earlier, The General could tell you how I blew the best deal I ever made on the web by trusting several of the wrong people. It was embarrassing & expensive (for a couple of people) but it taught me that at least at that time I wasn't a "big company" kind of guy.

Now a few years (and jobs) later, I’ve actually become pretty good at what I do, and I’m compensated pretty well for it. But that still doesn’t mean that I know everything, and I’m hoping that I never think that I do.

Good to see you post Dean, we should talk sometime ;)

Mspice Mia Culpa Again ??

Torone,
I think EGO destroyed more fortunes in this business than FTC...
;-))
Serge best variety on hosting and content

mspice,
"The sad part is that it's not really "rocket science". All it takes is to be able to let go of your ego long enough to listen."

Would you enlarge upon that, please? I, for one, am willing to put my ego aside at long enough to listen.
Torone

MikeW,
bring cohibas,
I'll pick up the tab,
you found my big weakness
;-)))

we enjoyed your company, atmosphere and looking forward for the next one in our neck of the woods!
Serge

Good morning oprano ...

Serge, thanks again for dinner .. next time is on me, or shall I just bring cohibas again?

;-)))

Meni .. WAKE UP!!!

MikeW working on early retirement ...

Jim,
I explained my ex this fall that my wallet is not made of foreskin,
she does have motivation now
;-)))

Cleo,
no..her shot surprised even me!!!!

2 inches lower and I'd be dead!
;-))
Serge

All I can say is "no more shooting Cleo!"

Theses day when I date someone I want to know if they have any history of mental illness and if they own a gun.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

I never dream about the EX...she would never shoot me!
She would lose too much INCOME! =0
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Serge
Is your ex related to my ex?

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

Mr.Cash,
you know my buttons well
;-)))

I had the weirdest dream tonight...
my ex wife shot me, she had mulatto child from somebody,
her boyfriend was shooting at me,
I met RB who didn't believe it happened but I showed him my chest wound....

I think Joee was missing and now THIS surprises me...
and I even wasn't having a drop of alcohol last night.

what can I say, Jim,
it's nice to wake up in the morning early
;-))

Serge

It's not bad if you use lots of butter

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Cleo, thats so romantic, and wrong
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge
You missed breakfast, we had Menis in a blanket.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

j, General,
Hawaii is nice for OZ and West coast USA,
but for the east coasters it's a 14 hours trip
;-(((
Serge

(that ought to do it!)

Serge...just figured that would wake you up!

you beat me to it by 12 seconds!

Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

P.S.
Yishai, I am home and waiting for your call,
I know you have 200 mils,
where is the "game plan"?
;_))
Serge

I hear Serge is getting back into the traffic game!
(that ought to do it!)
Mr. Cash
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well......."never say never", but....
if Yishai calls me and has game plan and $200,000,000 to back it up,
I'm game
;-)))
Serge Vengeance is MINE said the Lord

cj - why should the rest of us have to pay because you choose to live in the "wrong" half of the world?
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cb, i'm living on the 'right' half of the world :-)
every part of america i experience proves that to me :-)

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Joee.

Hefe de Hefe:-)))
YOU MEAN HOW ARE WE?

Your sacred in my heart..
UNDERSTOOD

CAN YOU TRANSLATE THE REST?

sergie, Y___ , Flynts..all the smart ones stayed away and watched the game unfold(gatefold exclude;-)

First it was Xp--, then blah and then blah, my lips are sealed and ulike the rest , I sleep very well
at night but don't mind the pests..
Out rapped D$ money boyz in the middle of the night..slow dayz around here cause this MF'er is RIGHT:-))

PS- and beat ya in every sport bro..
Thanks for the mermaid..I' mean the foozball table..All ya'll n----- lokk alike..Some have tities..some are LA aliens... Excuse me..phone call from Miky Peters Estate;-))

Conflict Mr. Workman;-)))

RB- They can't handle the truth..
When Rich told me that I screwed the verbage up and said : toof! ;-))

Remouirs...see ya in france:-))

PS- That is Xpics..Relax yahudim;-))

Dean.. Sincerely wish(but not worried) all is good in that country I cannot find but Meatman tells me new Zealand is the bomb! LOL! :_))))))
joee
Serge

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