make it 120pixels wide and you could put banner ads on it too between "news flashes" or announcements.
JR

should have it scroll text vertically, so that it is always seen by everyone... even when they are reading posts.
JR

mutt, you guys should just put a scrolling "news ticker" with clickable links.

that way it is always there and always being read without the need to continue posting which ultimately gets buried.

JR

Hustler's retail stores and on the Net so far.

I'm trying to find a picture of it now.


mutt

Mutt,

Where are Jenna action figures going to be sold? Any major stores?
Colin We're SilverCash, back with the vengence! ;-))

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*****************

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...and seems like my modem is dead
;-(((

fucking evil doers
;-(((
Serge

And sinful deviance is what happens in my bedroom
but I won't let you guys in on that part ;-))

Timon

Colin -I got your email and i'll reply later today. Busy renovating an apartment.

Serge - maybe boca next week and ft. laud the following.


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Timon, which are you? The one spreading the "perverse doctrin" or the "sinful deviance"?
************************

No doubt about it, "perverse doctrin" !!

Timon

Well staying in bed for a few days will give me plenty
of time to think up the ultimate revenge ;-)

Timon

http://www.angelfire.com/ri/survivorconnections/scstats1.html

Timon,

Bookmarked!
Colin Did this happen for a reason?

"Since then all manner of perverse doctrine and sinful deviance has crept in,"
___________________________

Timon, which are you? The one spreading the "perverse doctrin" or the "sinful deviance"?


JR

Sick too? Is God slaying down us evil sinners with his mighty whip of punishment?
********
It's not working. When I'm sick like this I stay in front of the computer and build like crazy since I'm too sick to go out and do anything else.

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?) Cleo's links

Sick too? Is God slaying down us evil sinners
with his mighty whip of punishment?
+__________________________

God punished me by making the site unreachable for me from Germany :-((

But i got em back and prayed for a proxy server!! hehehe
JR

Guys,
I'll be MIA today,
***********************

Sick too? Is God slaying down us evil sinners
with his mighty whip of punishment?

Timon

they sure like that walmart joke, ill have to see if i can find more

erika Ask me what sort of content I have

Erika,
I see you became an instant star at
http://www.adultwebmasterworld.com/board/index.php

good job!
;-)))
Serge

or to early for that matter(on the coffee)
erika Ask me what sort of content I have

Morning everyone, nah its never to late to for coffee. I dragged hubby out yesterday to get some pictures of the horses so you could get an idea of the size of my big monster I get to start training this spring
http://imagep.webphotos.iwon.com//1000017972/1000017972_21200214324AM0.3345453.jpg
erika Ask me what sort of content I have

oh,
and I would like welcome LAMike from
Silver Cash back into Oprano Family Gumbo!

http://www.silvercash.com/cgi/track/
added NEW feature ...and baldly goes where no tranny went before!
;-)))
Serge

Guys,
I'll be MIA today,
Jordan, sorry, but this is my turn standing you up for dinner
;-(((

I'll try call you later on today.
Serge (Jordan vs. Dreamon)

LOL I am actually having a constructive discussion
with one of them ;-))

http://answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2192.html

And I couldn't help throwing this statistic
in his face ;-)))

http://www.angelfire.com/ri/survivorconnections/scstats1.html

Timon

>> My bail conditions preclude me from "going within 100m from an international point of departure"

bail conditions suck when I was about 19 I accidently helped start a small riot by knocking a cops hat off when they shut down a free party I was at and the cops banned me from going near the town center after 6 oclock at night for about 2 months as part of my bail!

spanno

http://www.answers.org/wwwboard/index.html

Well there's a board that will never be
the same again ;-)

Have another even funnier idea lined up but
God punished me already by giving me food poisoning
so it will have to wait till I get better ;-)

Timon

Morning all ... too early for coffee.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

RRRED, I type very fast, just not so accurately...

tim tam ice cream? damnit cj, you APM's and your torture tactics...taunting us Yanks like that....
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

Rrred,

I am shocked that anyone would choose ice cream over well made dildos and vibes:))))

P.S. cj, save me some too:) hahaha
sextoyking

Oh shit tim tam ice cream? Damn the thought of that was better than Todd care package.... You can ship that sort of thing can't you?


RRRED We don't really know Jordan

tim tams? Cj are you bringing some to the Arizona convention again?
---

of course :-)

part of my travel survival kit ;-)))

unfortunately, i can't bring over any of the tim tam icecream we just made :-( i'll just have to eat it myself ...


cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Thanks Phone.... Uh I mean Billy ;)) Nice new look, Angel.

tim tams? Cj are you bringing some to the Arizona convention again?

Sykk you're beyond typing tutor :) Hell I've wondered lately about those sites that figure out how many words you type per minute. I think my old typing teacher would be proud of me this year.


RRRED We don't really know Jordan

subnote to self:
buy a Typing Tutor cdrom at WalMart
SykkBoy

note to self:
book flight to Australia in September
Don't phone ScottPB for a ride (make sure all debts owed to Scott are paid in full before hand)
Leave wife at home
Allow for extra timtam cartons on return flight
Don't use "Crocodile Dundee" as a substitute for a good Aussie Slang Dictionary
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

serge, september is spring - birds chirp, people have sex a lot ... its nice :-)

end of september/early november is starting to get nice and warm :-)


cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Oopps.. I forgot I want to thank Angel for hooking me up with a new look : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Asshole for the month of February 2002 !!!

Well it's that time again another month another asshole !

This time it was easy to pick the asshole of the month after having dinner in Vegas and learning about the shovel and the red wine I only had one choice !

RRRED is now known as the asshole of the month for February !!

Congrats RRRED !!

Serge you think she can follow in your foot steps and maybe be asshole of the year ? ?




Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Asshole for the month of February 2002 !!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html

Serge... how much did you pay this guy to take the rap for you??

;>))))



TheEnforcer Roses are red, Violets are blue if you don't click here ... FUCK A GOAT INSTEAD!!

cj,
how is September down under?
Serge

100 metres from an international point of departure?!
LOL
i guess the beach is out too!!

serge, now you HAVE to come down under - i'll pick you up and drive you the 100 metres to where scott will be waiting :-)))

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Slavik,
first of all
http://cotac.com/~knight/ZZZ/CDA2/unas2.gif

secondary,
Letshunt,
I posted link to that site there:
http://cotac.com/~knight/ZZZ/CDA2/

enjoy!
;-))
Serge

>> have you ever tried getting money away from Sig????

Serge, Billy told me few weeks ago not to do biz with lawyers like sig :)
So me and Sig have a silent relationship i only give him money and he gives me great service at DirectNic.

i think that makes me one happy bitch hahaha


Slavdogg software bucks

>> sex/eating fetish

is that like shit eating fetish ? :))


Slavdogg software bucks

Serge have Sig take it out of my directnic account :))
*****************************

Slavvik,
have you ever tried getting money away from Sig????

I think he was Jewish for the last 50 generations without knowing it!
;-)))
Serge

Hey Serge....

They are asking for your expertise over at TNB...they want to know of a sex/eating fetish, general consensus was you were the only guy that can help this gal out.

Been working my ass off...lately, I should stop by more here to hear the shit fly....

letshunt

wassup Scott ?
hey that telnet thingy was pretty cool, but too much reading shit :)


>> if we lose MikeAI's account next month- I'll sedn his bill to YOU!

Serge have Sig take it out of my directnic account :))



Slavdogg

Scott, that SUCKS!
;-((((

Will court take in concideration that I'll adopt you and promise as your new father that you'll never do it again?
;-))

Your rooms are always ready for you in both houses
;-))
Serge

Serge, I'm afraid if you want the rest of the lesson you do have to come here. My bail conditions preclude me from "going within 100m from an international point of departure"

...so I can't even pick you uo at the airport

AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

Scott
ScottPB

Dave PH - Great guy, honest as hell, tremendous to do business with !

Anything with his name attached is golden :-)
ScottPB

For those with too much time on their hands ;-)
*****************************

ScottPB,
you started teaching me Telnet in my office, but never finished!
;-(((

do I have to come to your office for the rest of the lesson?
;-))
Serge

but Hey a little constructive criticism never hurt anyone, Right Serge? :)
********************

Slavvik, as you know, busting sponsor's chops is a TRADE MARK of Oprano,
if we don't tell the, who will???
;-))

Yes,
I agree with navigation and...
I wish domains were listed not just
page 1,2,3,4,5 etc,
but by
A-C, C-F, etc
because,
if I was listing pusi.com
I'd have a problem finding it if I was a buyer
;-(((

Anybody else wanna sponsor Oprano?

Slavik,
if we lose MikeAI's account next month-
I'll sedn his bill to YOU!
;-)))
Serge

For those with too much time on their hands ;-)

telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
ScottPB

btw , did place 2 bids :)


Slavdogg

>> domainapex is a real good site, well layed out, easy to use. I even put some domains on there:))

I highly disagree there Tod :)


Mike, this is coming from THE professional domain buyer, I found your site hard to navigate and search and colors are just Horrible. That orange yellow shit gives me a headache.

but Hey a little constructive criticism never hurt anyone, Right Serge? :)


Slavdogg

CJ thought you might like that picture, Lone Pine!!

T shirts for the next show!!

Oh yeah - when is the next westcoastwebmaster show?
MelissaD Long time no see

Have you seen the seen the new APM pictures http://briefcase.yahoo.com/mbasilice
--

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
i LOVE the divorce papers pic

LMAO!!!!!

Lisa, you should 'order a print' :-)))

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Mikeai,

domainapex is a real good site, well layed out, easy to use. I even put some domains on there:))
sextoyking Buy and Sell your domain names here!!!

Hey Headless :p

We start in five days

We have two space prizes available soon
one on Pedio and one on Ladio

see in a couple years
Blondy

thanks for the clarification Mutt.

Lisa I have a copy I can fax you if need be.

:)

Have you seen the seen the new APM pictures http://briefcase.yahoo.com/mbasilice

Look in the billinguru folder :)
MelissaD Long time no see

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Hey Serge and opranoites (or is it oparonans? sp?)
*********************************

O'pra'naut - n. a person of low character and ambiguous sexuality

mutt

Ohhh, hadn't heard of that. We're somewhat behind with TV here, and some series we never see at all!

And no...no package yet...starting to get a tad concerned, but decided not to panic till Monday.


Lisa You know you want to...

Lisa I think they meant the HBO series OZ for Oswald correctional facility. http://www.hbo.com/oz/


Not the land of OZ.

Did you get your package yet?
MelissaD Long time no see

Nice to see Dave from PH coming back..
************************

yeap, good 'ole boys,
gentlemen to the core!

I'll NEVER forget the dinner party he threw at Smith and Wallensky in Mimai!
Never!

REAL "who is who" of the industry, all under the same roof!

*-limos to the party provided by Mr. Cash...I promissed them in 1998 to ALWAYS say that when I talk about THAT party!
;-)))
Serge

Nice to see Dave from PH coming back..

Welcome Back Dave!
chris/pornoman

"I and some other folks that know him would have rather seen him sent to OZ ;)"

OY! We don't take convicts anymore ya know! ;)


Lisa You know you want to...

Whoops,
http://silvercash.com is the URL
Serge

LAMike,
NOW finally I got your mail...

did you want THIS spam back?

SilverCash News:

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10 new full size site specific ads have been added in the banner section along with 2 new full page all sites ads and over 100 new banners.

In the next few days we will also be releasing 5 new sites to the program. Other new features will be added in the coming weeks.

Stay Tuned for the SilverCash Evolution
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Serge

My favorite Far Side had to be the cow driving the truck for the beef company and his buddies watching him and the caption: "Monty took the job anyways, much to the dismay of his friends"
SykkBoy make it, then bank it

Serge, I cant live without my spam!
***********************************

I know...but....
Oprano sponsors PAY US EXTRA if we keep the place clean form non sponsoring spam....

Ask yourself:
What Oprano cares more about,
my spam or their money?

If you give correct answer,
I'll show you URL where you can win $6000 in prizes for
Super Bowl Pick'Em
;-))
Serge

Well Serge, unfortunately he'll be at Club Fed. I and some other folks that know him would have rather seen him sent to OZ ;)

Peaches

"Blondy girl... I told that joke 2 days ago, did you just get it??

You really are Blonde! LOL "

LOL! Serge this might just be a pearl unto itself...


Headless Newbie Chat is happening right now!

Enough of your spam promoting your lame programs Web Dream. Congrats on your new free hosting idea, i wonder why nobody came up with that
five years ago.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

agreed...if someone wants to come up with a new freehosting idea, they may well have to top http://www.revsharehosting.com which is one of the better freehost concepts I've seen


SykkBoy make more bank in '02

Peaches,
now you can honestly say that you have friends on the INSIDE...for at least next 4-5 years
;-))
Serge

or they don't fit right in the crotch.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sab, more often than not ;-)

Cheers

Blondy Listen to RB on MaxCashLive!
Thu, 31 Jan 2002 03:11:12 - IP: 24.64.223.205 - Post # 51905

---------------------

Blondy girl... I told that joke 2 days ago, did you just get it??

You really are Blonde! LOL

Sabby:)
Sabrina I want to make your members happy :)

I DID!!!!

check your mail!!!!

I sent it back to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;-)))


Serge, I cant live without my spam!
I like how you changed my title to the best models in vegas and pointed it back to Oprano.. That was kinda funny

LAMike $50 per sign up on Feb 1st.!

Donald Tetro and Edward Lipton
******************

Wow, I know them ;) They did a lot of business with my old boss who is now going to federal prison for 4.5 years and paying $5.7Mil in restitution for ripping MCI off. I
bet he wishes he had stayed in the porn biz where you rip off customers and not pay as much when you get caught ;)

Peaches

Hey Serge and opranoites (or is it oparonans? sp?)

I know I have been posting much, in fact I haven't been keeping up with the boards much at all. I know I know BAD MELISSAD! BAD MELISSAD!

I thought I would never say this but I have found I'm getting kick ass conversions from free trials (kills the billinguru in me to admit that) I'm searching for a really good gay site with per sign up like http://www.SexHit.com ?

Any sugguestions?

Oh yeah "shameless plug here" http://www.billinguru.com got a complete overhaul by Reveford design. Love to get some feed back on it :)

Thanks and I promise now that things have calmed down, and I settle after the move I'll post more.


MelissaD Long time no see

shit...LAMike,
some e-mails are faster than another.

Lensman threatened to cut my balls if I sell his spot
;-((((

sorry, my balls are very dear to me, they grow VERY close to my ass, and you know how much I love my ass!

Wanna buy MikeAI's spot?

that will piss him BIG TIME!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, Give me my spam back.. lol
*********************************

Damn LAMike,
e-mail is slow nowadays...
so here it is,
just for you:

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including 3 cents per blind click and 10% webmaster refferals!

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Earn $35-$40 per sign up +
2 cents per click bonus days


Serge

Mutt,

100k is nothing. Yeh I know the companies there, well at least world telnet. In 1998 I sold a domain to a guy working with them, liveorgy.com

They did process for alot of there own sites back then, used to see the around everywhere..

seems as they got off cheap
sextoyking

Serge, Give me my spam back.. lol
***********************************

I DID!!!!

check your mail!!!!

I sent it back to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;-)))


Serge

Maybe we'll buy two ads :)
********************************

wanna buy space now occupyed by Lensman banners?

He is the only one who couldn't respond to either mine or
John's "WHERE IS THE FUCKING MONEY" Cotac e-mails...
Serge

nope.. you'll still get questions. Might frame them a bit better.. but you'll get questions.

:>))


TheEnforcer Want money and traffic? Find both at Making Bank!

Serge, Give me my spam back.. lol

Maybe we'll buy two ads :)



LAMike SilverCash -The best models @ Vegas Show! I ever seen!

TE,
does it mean I won't get any more questions?
;-))
Serge

To each their own Serge.. to each their own. :>))


TheEnforcer Want money and traffic? Find both at Making Bank!

Serge: You never sent that picture to me from the PHB...
******************************

did you ask Billy?????

He is Da Man and Oprano Reporter!




I also need to talk to you about an ad spot thing. Hit me or Jason
***********************************

LAMike,
"I am a lover, not a fighter"
;-))
Would you mind if I rather hit on your ladies instead!?
;-))



up on email mike@silvercash.com or jason@silvercash.com
*****************************

what is I hit BOTH?
you think I'd sell 2 ads?
;-)))
Serge

How's this Serge? Better??
******************************

I thought you'd never ask!

Let me tell you what is better.

Oprano's new sponsors are better!

Dave PureHardcore presents:
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including 3 cents per blind click and 10% webmaster refferals!

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Match10 Hosting presents
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with
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DomainApex Domain Auction
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Earn $35-$40 per sign up +
2 cents per click bonus days

TE,
THOSE are BETTER!

any more questions?
;-)
Serge

Internet Porn and 900# Purveyors Settle With FTC

http://www.opranoplus.com

uh.......this is crazy...... $100,000 is all you pay for pulling off a scam like this? Crime pays.
Surely there have to be criminal charges for doing this kind of fraud. No mention of it though.

Anybody know these guys Donald Tetro and Edward Lipton? Automated Transaction Corp, World Telnet and WWW Provider are the company names.
WWW Provider rings a bell for me.
mutt News Updated 24 Hours A Day here.............

Serge: You never sent that picture to me from the PHB... I also need to talk to you about an ad spot thing. Hit me or Jason up on email mike@silvercash.com or jason@silvercash.com

LAMike

How's this Serge? Better??

:>))



TheEnforcer Serge's Version: Roses are red, Volets are blue, if you don't click here... FUCK A GOAT INSTEAD!! ;>))

Tonda,

can I come visit too?? :))
sextoyking

Peaches -

If I had the time off I would love to come visit you. However, work is keeping me very busy nowdays.

You can come visit me:)

Tonda
Tonda Feeds Feeds Feeds! Deals Deals Deals!

WASHINGTON (AP) - Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said Thursday the United States must prepare now for potential surprise attacks "vastly more deadly" than the Sept. 11 terrorist hijackings.

click tagline to read how scary things could and are getting

here is the part i agree with
********************************

Rumsfeld suggested that the answer to such threats may be pre-emptive strikes.

''The best, and in some cases, the only defense is a good offense,'' he said,
since the New York and Pentagon attacks showed it is not possible to defend
against every conceivable threat.

Why wait for a couple of hundred thousand Americans to be killed? Rumsfeld seems pretty convinced that the fuckers are going to attack again and its going to make Sept 11th look like a fender bender.


mutt Scary stuff from Donald Rumsfeld

hi all,

if you are looking for a please ICQ me at 117379436,MSN : sri_loves@hotmail.com,AOL : srikanthkoneru79,Yahoo : hi_y2k1.

thankyou in advance,

srikanth

srikanth

or they don't fit right in the crotch.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sab, more often than not ;-)

Cheers

Blondy Listen to RB on MaxCashLive!

#### MAXCASHLIVE TONIGHT! ####
Thursday January 31, 2002


TIME: 8-10PM Eastern (5-7PM pacific)
for your own time zone go to http://www.timezoneconverter.com
http://www.maxcashlive.com

TOPIC: Newbie Night

We're having another highly requested newbie night tonight! We'll be answering call-in questions, as well as ones from the chat room. If you have any questions, be sure to be logged in the chat!

Also, all listeners in the chat room will have a chance to win their choice of 4 content sets from Dean's Planet Content! http://www.planetcontent.com

Be sure to tune in at http://www.maxcashlive.com . You can log in our chat via our Java interface or IRC at:
server: forums.maxcash.com
port: 7000
room: #maxcashlive

See you at 8PM Eastern Time (5pm Pacific)
sharky Newbie Night!

Are a patriot? You had better fill out this form and make sure!

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp

Blaze! AVS Pros

Anybody around here know of Bob Gifford, or Buford (something close to that) with hardcoremoney.com?
Anything good or bad about him?
Drestin

My favorite Far Side ever was a drawing of guy, standing at a podium, wearing a sharkskin suit and dark glasses.

The caption read....

"My name's Jim, I'm Bob's agent, and Bob is an alcoholic"

Now that's a "Full Service" agency!


mspice Is there a Far Side game for the X-box?