MikeW a more important question is, have you signed up and made your picks for the SuperBowl Pick'em yet??

http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl/


Mike AI Sign up now, make some money in major prizes!!

"....do u have a pornstar yet Mike?"

no mutt, I've got enough problems, thats the LAST thing I need!


MikeW no pornstars here

whoops, almost forgot...
the most shining star of our side pages:
http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/

;-)))
Serge

do u have a pornstar yet Mike? Hell with your design skills you should just cruise along Sunset Blvd with a portfolio of your designs and go up to chicks 'See this? This could be you baby. Club (fill in name here) .com.'
mutt

MikeLA,
here si the confirmation:

you, DavePH, Jordan, Mr. Cash, Candid will share those pages:

you'll be at:
banners (Silver Cash Only):
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/

buttons:
http://oprano.com
http://opranoplus.com
http://opranoplus.com/askcolin/
http://www.oprano.com/tgp2/index.php
http://www.oprano.com/fungames.html
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html
http://www.oprano.com/morons.html

how about THIS for confirmation?

Everybody saw me confirming, I can't deny now
;-)))
Serge

i've gotta sign Heather the girl from ideepthroat.com to an action figure contract. That would be so cool to have an action doll with it's face all glazed and gooey.

the world is going to hell in a hand basket you gotta admit.
mutt

" and given him one pupil larger than the other and a lobotomized gaze. Tattoos next. "

----------------------
mutt, please be careful or when you get done that might end up looking like me!!! lol


MikeW life is good ....

You are a good man, JR!
______________________

well, as we were driving there with my girlfriend, i got really excited seeing that we were headed into the red light district in Paris. Just as my hopes soared that she had some newfound ideas about sexual enlightenment, experimentation and acting out lesbian fantasies...we ended up inside a theater.

Not just a theatre... but the theater was full of people and the only show was dancing and singing and music. :-(

after the swelling in my pants subsided and i was able to clear my head, i realized that the show was pretty cool anyway.

of course, she had enough forethought to call and have our driver meet us at the door... rather than take a quick walk after the show :-(

JR

Good afternoon -

I just wanted to say that I am very proud of my girl RRRed. She has achieved an honor that I can only hope to receive one day.

My goal is to go from the Biggest Bitch to the Asshole of the Year. Billy is it possible? What would you recommend I do? Any suggestions?

Anyways, back to work for me!

Tonda:)
Tonda $75 a cd....anything on the site

oh yeah.....been working on the generic Suitcase Pimp doll that goes with the new porn star action figures. I'm modifying an old G.I. Joe. I have retouched the eyes and given him one pupil larger than the other and a lobotomized gaze. Tattoos next.
mutt

Super Bowl Prediction

St Louis 214 New England 6
mutt

You are a good man, JR!
:)

Amber Nothing but the Real thing

Re: Moulin Rouge...LMAO Monk & JR
______________________________
believe it or not, i was actually there on the evening of Sept 10. It was pretty cool.
JR

Colin, "We're Silvercash back with a vengance"

I might have to use that... Serge hit me on email when you can. I wanted to re confirm the placement spots on those ads.

I put some programming ads in Dice and Moster and I have about 8 billing emails flooding my box. Jeez!
LAMike Now Paying On Exits!

Congratulations Vick!
:))

Re: Moulin Rouge...LMAO Monk & JR. I liked
the movie but it is a total chick flick. I tried for
weeks to get Rett to watch it with me and ended
up watching it myself...needless to say, he was
pretty devastated not to have seen it. ;)

Amber Have You joined the HUSTLER revolution?!

I don't know... the pinto is a pretty centimental vehicle to Brad... no one wouldn't even think of asking for the keys to it;-)) last I heard he was having 21 inch chrome wheels, dvd player, and new flames painted on the sides...

greg
gregtx Exclusive footage of Brad's first gay bukkake!!!

jack,
cj is soundly asleep...no, not with me
;-))
Serge

Woooooooo Hoo
Thank you Oprano!!!
$1000 just arrived for winning the Oprano yearly Football Pick 'Em
Was a lot of fun playing

Now looking forward to the SuperBowl Pick'em http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl/

Good Football year for me, Won a total of $2,000 from Oprano, Mike Fold, Serge and Max Cash playing this year
Plus an excellent dinner with the MikeAI and the Oprano crew and friends
First year playing Fantasy Football my team won our leagues SuperBowl

And the Ravens made the Playoffs

Thanks again!

p.s. If he is BEHIND it will there be a video hmmm ..... ;-)

Vick One of the proud sponsors of the SuperBowl Pick'em

just as I thought. That story about the guy being suffocated to death between the huge jugs of some stripper at a bachelor party is a hoax.

In the age of the Internet everything is an urban legend until proven otherwise. Kinda dangerous.


mutt

cj can you check your icq i left you a message
jack

I was very disappointed to see Houston lie to Ben Stein the other night. Truly a sad moment in gang bang culture.


JMM
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I wonder when Agent 69 take credit for HER record!
;-)))
Serge

Serge..

July of 1996 here.
JMM
*******************

JMM, I didn't mean HERE,
I meant
up there!
;-))

Oprano LOVES sponsors with mile long histories of payments and good deeds towards the adult community as a whole! and enough class not to piss on the board with each other who outsells more Viagra to the community
;-)))

It's a pity to see what some "oldies" turned into nowadays
;-(((

"The mightier they are -
The harder they fall"

;-(((
Serge

Nope KB, she told Ben that she had sex with 620 people when I believe the actual number was closer to 160. I believe that the 620 represented the number of sexual acts performed, not the number of performers.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Actually I don't know what's funnier.....

JMM assuming that a porn chick would lie...:-)) (never!)

Or the fact that the Polish think that Houston still holds the gangbang record when indeed the record was broken last year at the Cleopatra 2000 man gangbang :-))

I need to call the Poles and let them know they need to do 2001...I'll even offer my ass-sistance....
KB

JMM What did she lie about?

Sleeping with me? :-))
KB

I was very disappointed to see Houston lie to Ben Stein the other night. Truly a sad moment in gang bang culture.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Serge..

July of 1996 here.




JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

"Organizers hope at least one competitor breaks the world record of 620 sex partners, set by American porn actress Houston in 1998. Insiders say Warsaw native Figura is the crowd favorite and one organizer says "all Poland will be proud" if she sets a record"

I think I found my new love.....

LOL Hey Billy the asshole page is lloking "tight"......:-))
KB Because we have all jacked off our mothers Mademoiselle magazine...

Vick,
I'm sure Forest is behind it...he does look polish!
;-))
Serge LAMike now pays for ...?

Dave,
while I have you here,
check with Jim from Mr. Cash
(he is out to Atlanta today, will be back tomorrow)
he ALWAYS has what you are looking for,
he made General very happy
;-))

LMK if you need his e-mail.
Serge LAMike now pays for ...?

Competition to be stiff in world gangbang championship

The World's First Annual Gangbang Championship starts pumping up on Thursday, February 7, in Warsaw, Poland. Three women are competing for the coveted honor -- Brazilian porn star Mayara, British model Claire Brown, and Polish magazine editor Klaudia Figura. They'll compete by having sex with as many men as possible. To qualify, each encounter must last between 30 seconds and a minute. Organizers hope at least one competitor breaks the world record of 620 sex partners, set by American porn actress Houston in 1998. Insiders say Warsaw native Figura is the crowd favorite and one organizer says "all Poland will be proud" if she sets a record.



Vick Wake Up!

"Chris Colinsworth, when stumbling down Bourbon"

"Boomer Esiason, while copping a feel of an ugly stripper at Ricks"

Is there any doubt New Orleans is a great town ;-)


Vick Wake Up!

DAVE! You really ARE back in the game! Consider Oprano GRACED! ;-)))
i know, i know.... you were expecting steers & queers from TX, but you had to settle for steers.... sorry to disappoint you! hehe 8^)



bpj more $$$'s collected on checks GAURANTEED!!! DARE to COMPARE!

Thanks everybody for all the kind words.Check out our new program www.adultplex.com Lots of new things also we pay for each signup and every email.Its good to be back for any private deals or question email me @ dave@adultplex.com
good to see everyone in vegas execpt
the steers form texas
dave Dave is BACK with the Vengance!!!

Just checked out the first 15 minutes of Moulin Rouge...

...never tried acid before, is this what its like?
---------------------------

hahaha! i had to watch it with my girlfriend in Russian. kinda compounds the weirdness.

i thought it sucked in Russian and did not imagine that it could me much better in English... but you got to give that Jedi guy credit for doing his own signing.

JR

Serge - fuck you pal! tm ;-)
*****************************

yeap, you can say that and I won't stop 'till ALL the oldtimers
(except our beloved Agent 69, of course) get under the same roof!

Let me do the quick check:

Jordan - Check!
Mr. Cash - Check!
General - Check!
Ken Lawson - Check!
Dave PureHardcore - Check!
BPJ, my very first processor - Check!
JB - Check!
Lensman - Check!
MikeAI - Check!
MarcDeForest - Check!
BadDogED - Check!
Brad Shaw - Check!
StanDaMan (sexcounter) - Check!
Chr0nic - Check!
Dave Marshallack - Check!

do I miss anybody with 5+ years experience running proggies AND PAYING webmasters?

LMK whome!
;-)))
Serge LAMike now pays for ...?

Anthony - called you back and left message. Running around this afternoon, so catch me on my cell 512-431-3713
LAmike - welcome back to da family! 8^)
Dave "the hebe" S. - welcome back to the GAME! When will you grace us with a post??? ;-)))
Serge - fuck you pal! tm ;-)


bpj more $$$'s collected on checks GAURANTEED!!! DARE to COMPARE!

Just checked out the first 15 minutes of Moulin Rouge...

...never tried acid before, is this what its like?


Monk

Serge,

Say that again when you're done rubbing my
dust out of your eyes ;-))

Timon

Timon,
see what happens when you have to fight with your own on the Bible board!

I'll wipe your ass there too!
;-)))

if I wasn't jewish, it would have taken me 1/2 time
;-)))
Serge LAMike now pays for ...?

http://www.answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2218.html

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA
I can't wait till the real Dave S
reads that board again!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHA

Timon

Man SuperBowl is crazy, lots of people walking around drunk, lots of celebs and NFL greats.

I have been talking to a few football people to help get a scoop so I can win the Oprano SuperBowl Pick'em ( I want to beat Vick and KK!!)

Chris Colinsworth, when stumbling down Bourbon told me that first half it will be closr and a game, then Rams will bust it open in second half.

Boomer Esiason, while copping a feel of an ugly stripper at Ricks told me that Ram will blow Pats out. Only chance Pats have is if they get a few turnovers and big plays from special teams.

http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl/
So get over here, take a few seconds and WIN some MAJOR Cash and prizes!!


Mike AI Get your chance to win over $6,000 in Cash and prizes... takes only 30 seconds!

Timon,
and Sean is gonna chase you all OUT!
;-)))
Serge JB is losing his virginity with Oprano! ;-)))

Hehehe.. ok.. but I think the goat is pissed as it didn't think that guy was NEARLY as handsome as you and felt it degraded her!!

:>)))



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

And Teamun imposting Dave S. takes the lead ;-))

http://www.answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2215.html


Timon

And Serge you never answered how much you paid that guy to take the rap for you!! ;>))
*****************************

TE,
very rare I discuss "monetary compensations" on the boards....I learned my lesson from Jimmy Hoffa!
;-)))
Serge JB is losing his virginity with Oprano! ;-)))

And Serge you never answered how much you paid that guy to take the rap for you!! ;>))



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

Is there anyone else outt here who thinks that article about the mainstreaming of porn while being accurate in terms of broader acceptance, youkinda wish it wasn't true because it probably makes our job even harder. Kinda a complement to the too much free porn thing.


TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

Greg, on the other hand, I think Pinto will be better choice
;-))
Serge JB is losing his virginity with Oprano! ;-)))

...or head!
;-))
Serge Dave is BACK with the Vengance!!!

Greg,

many happy birthdays from all of us:)

Brad, if not the vette, can you at least give greg the Pinto???


sextoyking

MikeSmoke,
where have you moved???
Serge Dave is BACK with the Vengance!!!

super bowl????? :-(

this is the first time the pats are in the sb that i haven't been there...i'm too busy setting everything up after moving cross-country, and it's breaking my heart....

on the other hand, maybe my NOT being there will break their sb jinx - the last two times were fabulous UNTIL the games started lol

MikeS

Yeah Colin. You MUST rent the Bill Murray movie Where the Buffalo Roam. He plays HST and it's basically the story of his adventures covering a Super Bowl held in Miami. I'm not a HST expert but i think this was the subject of one of his early books and they adapted the screenplay from it.

Murray is excellent as Thompson.


mutt

BTW,
I LOVE new look!

who did the professional design?
;-))
Serge Dave is BACK with the Vengance!!!

hey nice new look on the Asshole pages Billy!

Must be getting crazy in the Big Sleazy now huh? Do you and Mike flash your tits at people even if they aren't throwing beads at you?

Earlier in the week i convinced myself that New England was going to put up a pretty good fight, now I'm back to thinking they are going to get annihilated.

You guys going to the game?
mutt

Billy,
YES, he transgressed in the past, but haven't we all?
;-)))

he's been a good asshole lately
;-)))
Serge Dave is BACK with the Vengance!!!

Mutt,

I didn't know HST went to a Super Bowl. I've already been to one!

That would make a sweet gonzo piece.

Psst! John!
Colin What the fuck is gonzo marketing?

Billy,
why Evan is not on the Asshole list?

isn't it a time to make a Man out of him and bring him to the Assholehood?
;-))

http://isjustanasshole.com/
Serge Sex Check Chrisitan Style anyone?

Mutt what did you think about the new look of the asshole page : )

I have been getting ICQ's all day from people who just wanted to tell me that I was right about RRRED being a true asshole.

I did see MikeAI on Bourbon Street last night and he was still following that reporter on his lawnmower I guess he wants to get mentioned in the next story : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Asshole for the month of February 2002 !!!

... just don't go outback australia ... its not quite english :-)))
***********************

Hey, we have a lot of that in here in the states, lol!


Peaches

geesh all this talk of the devil and evil ...

http://www.wyldesites.com/goodcath.wav

;-)))))
MikeW Repent ye sinners!

(I like sticking to places where I can semi-understand the language ;)).
---

you ever heard real aussie language? my english is pretty clear, but serge told me 'can you repeat that in non-australian english' ... just don't go outback australia ... its not quite english :-)))

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Hey Thanks for the B-Day wishes... I asked Brad if I could have his Vette as a birthday present... but he just laughed... ;-)) oh well...i'm more than happy to get the days off to go skiing...

peace
greg


gregtx Exclusive footage of Brad's first gay bukkake!!!

"...when you'll be hidden inside one of the suitcases as I'm a cheapskate and wouldn't want to have to buy 2 tickets ;)))
***************************

Yeah, well, if they charge you per pound for your baggage, you'd be better off buying me a ticket ;)

Australia a place I would LOVE to go - always have wanted to (I like sticking to places where I can semi-understand the language ;)). I'm thinking "Webmaster Convention" :)

Peaches

"Cumming from the Root of Evil"
--

*evil laughter fading into the distance .....*pause*..... bzzzzzzz*


cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

the wrath of god is kicking my ass too
another wisdom tooth...argh, now I look like a fucking chipmunk...

does the Jenna action figure also come with an anatomically correct Jay doll (complete with suitcase of course ;)))?

Peaches, why would I FedEx a carton of timatams when you'll be neatly tucked into one of my suitcases? (wait a minute, that didn't come out quite right...)
perhaps I should phrase it "...when you'll be hidden inside one of the suitcases as I'm a cheapskate and wouldn't want to have to buy 2 tickets ;)))

SykkBoy make more bank or else

(subnote: if masturbation is evil, i wonder what they would call my toy collection ...)
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They would call it
"Cumming from the Root of Evil"
;-))
Serge Sex Check Chrisitan Style anyone?

In a bizarre twist, it seems the pornographers have more "Christian" actions and advice than the Christians ;)
**************************

Thank you , Larry Flynt and Jerry Falwell,
FINALLY
we can all see the light
;-)))
Serge

http://answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2170.html

is this clown for real or is it one of you pranksters?!

masturbation is the root of all evil?! well fuck ... i'm off to meet the devil. night!

(subnote: if masturbation is evil, i wonder what they would call my toy collection ...)

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Did you post this Serge?
*****************************

so?

I am a regular there, so what?
Serge

answers.org
********************
In a bizarre twist, it seems the pornographers have more "Christian" actions and advice than the Christians ;)

Peaches

Did you post this Serge?
it says Serge from oprano so i
guess you did lmho
http://www.adultwebmasterworld.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=260&forum=1&0
just me

igruntled shareholders are EVERYWHERE!!!
http://messages.yahoo.com/bbs?.mm=FN&action=m&board=13990380&tid=noof&sid=13990380&mid=5113

hoe dare they object Igallery!?
Serge

http://answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2206.html

_________________________

hahaha... Timon is down... but not out!
JR

Jordan???

that's a rare face around here...

how you been????

did YOU sign up for pick'em Superbowl yet?
http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl/

you sponsor it, you might take a chance and win it yourself!
;-)))
Serge

Happy Birthday Greg!!!!
Jordan

now you all went nad pissed off the webmaster
;-))

http://answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2183.html
Mark / Cybrglide

Happy B-Day Greg! Join the club ;-))))
MikeW

Happy Birthday, Greg!!! 30 is FUN :)


Peaches

Happy Birthday to Greg of Freshphotos!!!

The big 30 ;)
JimW SIC Cash v.4

Why didn't Insite send u to Super Bowl Colin? Isn't that one of Hunter S. Thompson's first big gonzo pieces, about a trip to the Super Bowl?

That's what Where the Buffalo Roamed was about. I'm one of the only people who liked that flick. Bill Murray was great as Thompson and Peter Boyle as his lawyer buddy.

U see it?
mutt

Mutt .. I went one further ..

Strange and sordid finance company tales.

I failed "American Express" psychological profile and was turned down for a job fresh our of college in 1996. If I had passed the test, I would be a financial planner today instead of a pornographer.

For this I am thankful every Thanksgiving.
Colin Insite Adult. Where pornographers make money!

oh crap my bank thinks i'm scamming them now. I called because I need a VISA card with CCV2 on the back because lots of people online won't take a card without it. So she started asking me questions........i failed. Uh...i don't memorize my Visa statements tho I would be suspicious too if the dolt on the phone couldn't tell me what kind of card he had.

where is MikeAI? No doubt wandering around Bourbon Street without pants on giving journalists New Orleans a bad name.
mutt

what's so great about Tim Tams? I've had them i think and didn't notice anything. They are crackers right?

Yeah you can send ice cream via Federal Express providing the trip isn't too far. You pack the ice cream containers in dry ice.


mutt

ok i got rid of the resizer script that people hate.

http://www.opranoplus.com

Now Optimized For Scroll Bar Lovers!

http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl

The odds of winning something are way better than the Lottery.


mutt

Allow for extra timtam cartons on return flight
*****************************

You forgot "Before I leave, FedEx many cartons of Tim Tams to Peaches." :)

And if you go to Canada, pick me up some Choclairs and Claritin :)

Peaches

Anyone using satellite internet connection, ie. Starband or DirecPC?





DaveAFX

mutt,

I can't click on your OpranoPlus links anymore. I feel violated by that browser maximizing thingy.

Monk

Hi everyone! hope ya al are having a good time!:) back to doing avs sites for me :)lol

laterz!
Nickname Adult Cash Dialer now paying u to 80c per minute!!

AND IF U REALLY SUCK ... the worst picker gets $500.00 of content from Content-Club
http://www.content-club.com
--------------------------

There's hope for me
:))
dantheman get your dedicated box set up in 1 hour!

JR -

If you base your entire lifestyle on
guidelines that were written about 2000 years ago
then 1930 really isn't all that long ago ;-)

Timon

Serge - maybe boca next week and ft. laud the following.


jonas
***********

Jonas, let's play by ear, give me a call when you have a chance.
Serge

ok i got a picture now of the Jenna Jameson action figure up at http://www.opranoplus.com

should have got Todd Macfarlane's company to do them. His shit rocks.

JR, yeah i know. We have a cool news ticker, it will be implemented soon on Oprano's front page, maybe a smaller one on this page. That's Serge and Mike's call.

http://www.opranoplus.com/tickerplus.html
mutt

Timon, notice the date on the papers he is quoting?

i remembered another outspoken "specialist" on masturbation that many know... but few are aware of what he really devoted his life to:
http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/electronic-publications/stay-free/10/graham.htm

Kellogs cereals were originally marketed as a food that "countered the negative physiological effects of masturbation"

same era.

JR

I guess if man would end up enjoying masturbation
so much that they would refuse to impregnate women it
could be somewhat detrimental to man kind...

Now I know why porn is bad, thanks for opening
my eyes! ;-)))

Timon

Someone oughta sell some ads on that space!
Colin We're Intergal!

Re: masturbation

"And this is, perhaps, the deepest and most dangerous cancer of our civilization."
_________________________________

wow... looks like civilization has about 3 months to year to live.

JR

And all those years I thought it was unprotected
gay analsex that was the most dangerous one...

Timon

Did you guys read this one??

http://answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2170.html

"Instead of being a comparatively pure and harmless vice, masturbation is certainly the most dangerous sexual vice that a society can be afflicted with, in the long run."

:-))))

Timon