Best far side of all time...

A dog has his head sticking out the back window of a car. Some other dogs are sitting in the yard. The dog in the car says, "HAHAHAHA, you guys are staying here and I'm going to get tutored."

Classic. ;)


Ulfie

hahaha those are funny. The amazing thing is i haven't seen those two and I picture exactly what they look
like.

Are comic strips available on CD-ROM? You could have every Fat Side ever published and searchable by topic and keywords. Flash animate them too.


mutt

I always liked the Far Side where the kid was pushing on the "School for Gifted Children" door that clearly said "PULL" - that was my son ;)

And the one that had the dog in the car laughing at the dog on the ground saying (paraphrased) "Hahaha, Biff! After we go to the grocery store, I'M going to the vet to get tutored!" :)

The "Trick Candle Factory" building fire that keeps relighting is a good one too ;)

I just loved the sense of humor that could bowl me over with one picture and a few words :)

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Far Side was great most of the time.
I like the one done from the point of view of a hunter's rifle sight. In the crosshairs are two Far Side goofy looking bears, one bear is pointing to the other bear for the hunter to shoot to save his own ass.

guess u gotta see it.

Oh and the one that has been on my mom's refrigerator for 10 years.....it's got two panels....the top one is a dog owner talking to his/her dog Ginger like it was a human. The bottom panel was titled "What Dogs Hear".....blah blah blah Ginger.....blah blah blah yadda yadda Ginger........"

funny
mutt

I can't read poetry.
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TE,
time to re-write the marketing plan and change your tag to:
"Roses are red, Volets are blue, if you don't click here... FUCK ME!! ;>)))"

you might get better responce!
;-)))
Serge

I can't read poetry. I've tried, I took it in school, I've read stuff friends have written - I just don't "get" poetry. But I love to read fiction. I like non-fiction in "story" form, but if it's a self help type book, I just read the chapters that I want to read ;)

Favorite overall cartoon for me is Far Side :)

Tonda - you can come up to the mountains and see me :)

Peaches

"JR & VICK...are you married? "

Confucy ... I was holding out for you ;-) (that is if my wonderful wife ever kicked me out)

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Vick Brooklyn Bridge "It's the worst thing that could happen to me"

How about offering us something
we don't know which we help us make
money in porn and/or produce high
quality websites.
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Confucy, darling,
you are looking for informations from here:
http://www.oprano.com/linkup/

I thought you were beyond that by now?
;-))

....and I don't care what everybody say about you,
for me,
you are the smartest girl on the Planet.
Serge (Jordan vs. Dreamon)

JR & VICK...are you married?

Even a first grader can pull out a
book of quotes and type them on the
screen.

JR, I can go to CNN and type the
identical words you have been
copying to the Oprano Board.

How about offering us something
we don't know which we help us make
money in porn and/or produce high
quality websites.

If you can't do that, then I am
tuning you out.
confucy FOR: JR & VICK

Remember guy who slammed New Orleans...

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/020131.html

HAHAHA

We handle things differently on the bayou....

I should have got John IP to pay me $20k and I could be keeping a diary for Super Bowl!!


Mike AI Home of Lingatron!

8th Plague Hits Egypt!

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20020131/ts/space_satellite_dc.html

In a CNN interview, God said "It was a little late in getting there and took a lot of planning but it was worth it. That will teach 'em!"
Colin TGP2 Bucks. What the Fuck!

Just had a scary thought
What if I'm the Raymond Babbit of internet porn

yeah Def, De, Def, Definitely two breasts on the m-m-mmodels
Update every day at 12
10 minutes to update
Ha ha ha have to read Serge on O-o-oprano
Yeah, Def, De, Def, Definitely have to read Serge on Oprano


Vick Kmart 4-4-4-400 Oak Street Cincinnati , Ohio, I get my jockey shorts at 400 Oak Street Cincinnati , Ohio

i don't read the comics either. I just sit there with my Silly Putty amazed how the comics get transfered to the putty.

i am regressing at a rather rapid pace. I soon will be crapping my pants again I fear.


mutt

http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/

just found this site.. you can look at a bunch by hitting previous comics link...

I never read the comics anymore. Haven't since they quit Calvin and Hobbes. Used to be the first thing I read each day.


TheEnforcer Roses are red, Volets are blue, if you don't click here... FUCK YOU!! ;>)))

anybody know the comic strip 'Henry'? It ran in my local paper for years. It was the most unfunny piece of crap i don't know how somebody kept paying the artist to draw it. It was some ugly bald headed retarded looking kid who spent all his time fishing. It was like Charlie Brown without any wit or humor or anything.

SCTV did a spoof on 'Annie The Musical' by doing 'Henry The Musical'......god damn SCTV was the greatest comedy show ever.

mutt

I have a head full of useless knowledge
Like trival pursuit with legs


Vick Head like a hole, Black as your soul

i never really 'got' the magic of Calvin and Hobbes.
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Oh man.. I can sit down and read Clavin and Hobbes and laugh so hard tears come out and my sides feel like my ribs are gonna break. The kid is a total riot. I mean.. just imagine a kid doing all the stuff he does... Could you imagine having a kid like that??



TheEnforcer Roses are red, Volets are blue, if you don't click here... FUCK YOU!! ;>)))

There goes Vick, spouting Counting Crows lyrics again.... ;)

Mutt - Calvin and Hobbes was really one of the only comic strips that would make me piss myself laughing... but it has to grow on you... Try sitting with a few books and read them all the way thru - about 3/4ths of the way you'll be laughing so hard you'll give yourself an aneurysm.
Edd More Human than Human....

Doesn't MTV or VH1 have a Rock N Roll Jeopardy game show? Vick you should go on it.


mutt

There are no absolutes only possibilities

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

i never really 'got' the magic of Calvin and Hobbes.

Bloom County was and still is i guess my favorite comic strip.
And of course 'Blondie'. Can't tell you how many times i've shot a beverage outta my nose when Mr Dithers kicks Dagwood in the ass. That's huge comedy.
mutt

May your deities bless you Mutt
Damn right
Now it's ripped off for the theme of that 70's show "We're all alright"
And they played Vegas a month or so back

Vick The Dream Police they live inside of my head

cheap trick right? I had that poster up on my wall. Right next to Cheryl Ladd in satin shorts.
mutt

"well you know grey's my favorite color
I felt so symbolic, yesterday
If I knew Picasso I would buy myself a grey guitar and play "


Vick Mr. Jones and me ..... and other loose fucking word associations

From the greatest cartoon strips of all time...

There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.

--- Calvin and Hobbes


TheEnforcer Roses are red, Volets are blue, if you don't click here... FUCK YOU!! ;>)))

Good Afternoon Oprano!

I am working my rear off as usual. I thought I would drop in and say hello.

I miss so many of you guys...when is the next time we are all getting together?

Have a great day!

Tonda:)


Tonda Free Feeds for a Week!

Think Robertson Davies is related to Clive Davies who helped start Aersmith's career or maybe to Ray Davies of Kink's and Lola fame?

Or maybe to Tommy Davis who lead DH's is batting average in 1973, the first year of the DH?


Vick Mommy's Alright, Daddy's Alright they just seem a little weird

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

JR

Homer Simpson eats Robertson Davies for breakfast.

'Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.'

mutt

"Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?"

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

- Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant
JR

JR I got asked to leave a lit class in college for the same reason - but hey, I'm a child of the 80's!

Here's one for you 80's kids:
"...not that I condone fascism. Or any 'ism'. 'Isms', in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an 'ism'. He should believe in himself. John Lennon said that. 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me'. But then he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off people"
.....Ferris Bueller
Edd More Human than Human....

My mother said to me, "If you become a soldier, you'll be a general; if you become a monk, you'll end up as the Pope." Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.

--- Pablo Picasso


TheEnforcer Roses are red, Volets are blue, if you don't click here... FUCK YOU!! ;>)))

quick question:

did you get the check from ClickCash which bounced and if no,
why?
Serge (Jordan vs. Dreamon)

Get the facts first. You can distort them later.

--- Mark Twain


TheEnforcer Roses are red, Volets are blue, if you don't click here... FUCK YOU!! ;>)))

Mutt, i have always felt the same in most cases. it is kinda like art.

people finding the deepest meaning in the simplest things (and usually where no particular meaning was intended).

Spend two years painting a brilliant and perfect portrait of a woman and its "just ok"

Piss on a piece of canvas after a 3 day drunk... and people will talk for decades about the genius you were, how "you brilliantly captured the essences of the...", "how you masterfully used yellow color express and convey a deep sense of..."

needless to say, i was kicked out of English Literature class in 12th grade. Seemed a little redundant to spend the first half of a class talking about what a deeply disturbed person the writer was... then the second half analyzing his work and explain "what do i think he was trying to say"

JR

uh.....i don't care what century you lived in but you use the word 'splendid' and there is no doubt you walk a little funny if u know what i mean.
mutt

"To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason." - Robertson Davies

like this one. How long did this blowhard sit hunched over his typewriter stuggling to get that out?

I think Davies is a Canadian. Lots of bags of wind up here.
mutt

If you don't play the Oprano SuperPickem NOW http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl

The fucking quotations are going to get it!



Vick Come easy go easy go riding to the rising sun ..... Back in the saddle again

"To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason." - Robertson Davies
Colin Its more than just Insight ... it's Insite!

Nick,

Better than entropy.
Colin I say ...

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I really don't get these quotations...i mean i understand them....but it seems to me that all these people sat in their studies and labored over these famous quotations. Seems forced and kinda fake to me. People don't do that today. Guess they had lots of free time to just think and drink massive amounts of Scotch in earlier times.

Mark Twain was the freakin worst. Whenever i read one of his quotes it looks like some senile old fart trying to impress somebody.
"there are lies, damn lies, and then there are statistics"....oh yeah....that just came rolling off his tongue down at the barbershop.


mutt

"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the "others" here for?"

JR deep thoughts

Another good one JR... :>))


TheEnforcer Roses are red, Volets are blue, if you don't click here... FUCK YOU!! ;>)))

"The stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat."

-Oscar Wilde


JR

The rumors of my retirement are premature;)


Brad Shaw Fresh Photos Gone Gay

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.

--- Albert Einstein


TheEnforcer Roses are red, Volets are blue, if you don't click here... FUCK YOU!! ;>)))

What's up, Nick?! :)
Colin
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Profits,baby ;)))
Nick

.... And I'll forever be the Vick Rock

Opti, thanks - http://www.tgp2.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile&u=00000018
that is a rather nice pic of me ;-)


Vick Making money like Fort Knox ......

Tried colorgenics.com .. it resulted in "You are a rather inhibited sort of person."
Colin I ask you ... Would I do this if inhibited?
Thu, 31 Jan 2002 10:51:24 - IP: 24.164.20.236 - Post # 51848
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yeah don't do it... the guy is out to bum the world out for sure!

Opti ½

Someones publishing stories about a comeback

http://www.lukeford.net/
Chaim Amalek writes: I propose that we all take up a collection and buy the name lukeford.com, or buy lukeford.biz or some such thing, and raise lf.com from the dead ourselves.

Curious writes: Sounds like a good idea, but who amoung us would be willing to endure the periodic ass beatings by drug crazed porners that Luke's old site inspired?

hahahahaha
Opti ½

What's up, Nick?! :)
Colin I ask you ... Would I do this if inhibited?

Tried colorgenics.com .. it resulted in "You are a rather inhibited sort of person."
Colin I ask you ... Would I do this if inhibited?

""The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades"" - timbuk3

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Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

... I get you higher than a tree top
Colin Carry a big fucking stick!

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Colin Carry a big fucking stick!

Shit! it's DEEP in here today..


Opti Vick... damn you look innocent for this biz!

after realizing that no one could hear my theme music...

i broke out my cheerleaders!
JR

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

JR
Forest

Thanks Ed ;-)
Was hoping the "Much Ado About Nothing" reference wasn't lost

Saw this on the Link Up Oprano board
http://www.colorgenics.com/
The outcome was very interesting


Vick I take the punk rock and mix it with the hip hop

Kill a man, you're a murderer
______________________________

unless you are Jeffry Dahmer. In that case you would be "just hungry"
JR

""FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO DO NOT HAVE THE INSIGHT TO FORESEE THE FUTURE".

Societys that live with these view perish.
Colin Embrace the future!

voodooman
Fuck that Miss Cleo, this Cleo will be more then happy to take your money and I'll even tell you any future that you want to hear.

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)

Kill a man, you're a murderer
Kill a bunch, you're a conquerer
Kill them all, you're a god
SykkBoy peaces sells...but who's buying?

See, this is why I like Vick....
============================================
"It is the witness still of excellency
To put a strange face on his own perfection"

Much Ado About Nothing
II. III46-7

Vick Huge Unlimited Earnings, TPG2 Gallery of the Day, Traffic Back and more ........
Thu, 31 Jan 2002 09:20:13 - IP: 68.55.232.91 - Post # 51829
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The Man IS PITH!!!!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) More Human than Human....

Maybe we should call Miss Cleo.
___________________________________

LOL

They caught her on the street in Miami the otherday on the news

Funny as shit

Forest

FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO DO NOT HAVE THE INSIGHT TO FORESEE THE FUTURE".
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Maybe we should call Miss Cleo.
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Fuck Miss Cleo! (no pun intended ;-) One of these psychics will tell you what you want to hear EVERY DAY for only $34.95 month..... recurring of course! http://psychicweb.com



bpj Want to know the path YOU should take???

Colin, if people can wait for the Hale Bob comet to take them to safety... you can wait to become a Go Bot!!
JR

Yeah, and Zone Alarm stops hackers in their tracks! :-)
JR

Azimov Chip

Nice. Must be from Isaac Asimov's Robot Protocol. (I, Robot)
Colin Robot Protocol.

I'm going to become a Go Bot. No choice. I'm not afraid. Join' em!
Colin Join us!

"It is the witness still of excellency
To put a strange face on his own perfection"

Much Ado About Nothing
II. III46-7

Vick Huge Unlimited Earnings, TPG2 Gallery of the Day, Traffic Back and more ........

JR..

the idea of our creations taking over is one of the main concerns when talking about this type of intelligence..

they plan to implement something called an Azimov Chip that would contain instructions to prevent something like that happening..

fp

blew my mind!
fp
_________________

i remember that it made me stop and think about where it was all going and more importantly... where it would stop.

its great to help quadrapalegic... but i do not want everything around me thinking for itself and possible conspiring against me some day. :-(

of course, confucy would just "work it out" when the Go Bots take over

JR

JR, I saw that too..

blew my mind!
fp

Edd,

I'll stand in line with ya!
Colin Grand Opening :: Coming Tuesday!

Edd, that is happening right now. I was watching a pretty interesting program on the Discovery Channel (that confucy would not comprehend) where a scientist had created a system to manipulate computers using only thought impulses from the user.

they were playing video games (pong), typing (though slowly and innacurately) and so on.. just by thinking. Just by measuring neural patterns of neural impulses and mapping active areas of the brain while the individual performs a give task.

JR

War, bombs, and torture is normal. I'm worried about people not interested in such things. Fringe Culture.
Colin 4 Free Concept taken to extremes!

Have a good day as you dream about
bombing the world to make it a
better place. JEEZ, WHAT A MORON!
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"In the world of theory, ideas are judged by their beauty. There, pacifism ranks as a noble ideal. But in the real world, ideas are judged by their effects on real people."

JR, if I were intelligent, I would
not be here on Oprano.
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"A self-pitying inclination to contemplate another's superiority or advantages, combined with a vague belief in his being the cause of one's own deprivation, is also to be found among educated members of our modern societies who really ought to know better."

Thoughts, just thoughts....




Wig The Dancing Wu Li Masters are here...

Wig.

History first. I'm in. I hadn't thought of languages first. That is beautiful. Get the tools to learn history in it's native writer's languages.

Maybe sociology and psychology next.
All the journals. (except Journal of Social Psych. They sued me. Fuck them!)

Still holding onto this until we decide something fun to do with it ...

http://www.socialpsychology.com

Colin We'll Kick your Ass!

JR, if I were intelligent,
_________________________________
uhh.... ok. i rest my case.
JR

Serge,


Did you forget something?
:-))
voodooman

Colin -

I remember reading Bruce Sterling, Walter Williams and William Gibson back in the 80's during the beginning of Cyberpunk (Neuromancer, Mona Lisa Overdrive, Burning Chrome, Hardwired et al) and thinking to myself then (as I still think now) that the MOMENT they figure out how to wire up a human brain to a computer I will be in the FRONT of the line to have a USB port installed at the base of my skull!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) More Human than Human....

JR, if I were intelligent, I would
not be here on Oprano.

I'm just a step ahead of you,
weaving my way along the mine
fields of life.

I suggest you make an appointment
with your shrink and tell him about
your infatuation with WAR, BOMBS,
AND TORTURE.
confucy If you want intelligent dialog.....

"WAR IS ONLY THE ANSWER FOR PEOPLE
LIKE YOU WHO DO NOT HAVE THE INSIGHT
TO FORESEE THE FUTURE".
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Maybe we should call Miss Cleo.
voodooman

World Peace?

We need conflict to sort the most powerful and strongest cultures.

Violence is a means to an end.

Mother Nature has spoken and she is a quick-tempered evil empress that pits one culture against another until the battlefields are bloodsoaked. The strong survive. Social Darwinism runs it's course. Peaceful societies get overrun by non-peaceful ones.

This is the way of the world.
Colin CLICK THIS for a more powerful societal concept!

We're already turning on. Plugging in comes next and i will embrace it.
What will YOU learn first?

I bet on number 2 coming first. You?
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Good question. I think the first thing I would learn is every language. Then I would absorb all of history.

The one thing we learn from history is that man does not learn from history. I would want to try and change that within myself.

Probably have to think more about it and come up with something better. ;-)

What about you?

I agree on number 2. Seems to be a logical precursor to number 1, although not necessary.



Wig The Dancing Wu Li Masters are here...

confucy, if you could discuss anything with any degree of intelligence, i imagine you would have done it already.

do not kid yourself in believing that your evasiveness is a surprise or taken as a sign of defiance ALTHOUGH you really do have something intelligent to say.... BUT choose not to.

JR All i am saying.... is give BOMBS a chance!

JR, are you a M/F?

You sound like Serge. If you think
I would discuss world peace with
you on Oprano, you have to be as
stupid as FM telling us who is and
isn't a porn-thief.

Have a good day as you dream about
bombing the world to make it a
better place. JEEZ, WHAT A MORON!
confucy JR, GET OFF THE XANAX

its schoolyard rules now.

someone wants to beat the shit out of you "just because". they do not want anything from you, are not demanding anything you and do not want to talk about it.

but there is one option that works everytime.

JR All i am saying.... is give BOMBS a chance!

Conflict resolution = WHUP ASS!
Colin Bigger. Badder. Better.

Sometimes you just have to kick someone's ass. Too Bad!
Colin Bigger. Badder. Better.

WAR IS ONLY THE ANSWER FOR PEOPLE
LIKE YOU WHO DO NOT HAVE THE INSIGHT
TO FORESEE THE FUTURE.

________________________

is that your insite into how talk, peace and negotiation would have achieved as much as was achieved so far otherwise?

you object to something fervantly... but do not know why.

you oppose something with all your heart and soul and denounce it as wrong... but provide no other solution.

i just asked a simple question in a clear, intelligent and well thought out manner... hoping for a semi-intelligent answer that may provide at least some foundation (no matter how shakey and thin) of a valid and credible arguement.

you have the forum to prove your point... now that the dust has settled. I thought it would be easy.

JR All i am saying.... is give BOMBS a chance!

dantheman - is there any relation to StantheMan?
JimW More niche sites in the works...
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only that we're both men
:)
dantheman hosting the nets finest sites since 1996

dantheman - is there any relation to StantheMan?
JimW More niche sites in the works...

Wig,

I agree. There is a biological paradigm that says organisms will do their best to fill every ecological niche possible. Space will come (although surely slower than the 1950's writers thoughts).

We're already turning on. Plugging in comes next and i will embrace it.
What will YOU learn first?

I bet on number 2 coming first. You?

Re:
"Hawking is a very interesting guy.

I read recently where he said that we will need to do two things to exist in the near future:

1) colonize space

2) figure out a way to accelerate our learning by "plugging" our brains into computers or risk being taken over by machines. (the matrix) ;-) "
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Bigger than your average boo boo bear!

JR, why are you addressing me? You
never listened to me when I warned
you about ENRON.

WAR IS ONLY THE ANSWER FOR PEOPLE
LIKE YOU WHO DO NOT HAVE THE INSIGHT
TO FORESEE THE FUTURE.

Check with war monger Sergie.

As for 1995 being deemed the (good
ole days)...just goes to show you
how new and uninformed you all are.
confucy LOVE YA DRAGON

Serge - Glad you enjoyed that board. It sure was a very weird place for a while :)
As of last night CharlesManson.com has a new owner.
You will laugh when you find out who!
Zebra

btw I look nothing like that guy or the goat
spanno

whoops sorry guess I shouldn't try insulting mums of older people :o/


spanno