CONTENT GIVE AWAY!!!

$250 in content to the first person that can tell me what sin was committed during half time of the Rams/Eagles game.

Winner must name the sin and how it was committed and by whom to win.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) Content GIVE A WAY TODAY - GUESS THE SIN!

http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020116/101119320009.html
grimm (Blow Me)

i went to www.trafficcashgold.com
and go this
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Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, this bitch converts

hee hee I posted
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, this bitch converts

Time for some fuel on the fire!

http://answers.org/wwwboard/


Joan aka Rodney Oprano Foreign Board Posting Challenge 2002

ok great, just heard from Edd.

SuperPickem will be live today i think.

And speaking of SuperPickem
check out this sponsor, http://www.photogenxxx.com

mutt

check where I got the date as "Malka" without even trying

____________________________

that is hilarious. i got bored advertising on Russian web boards to send amatuer homosexual photos to my partners... now i think i am gonna give it a shot at answers.org.

JR

... poor dumb bastards have no idea what just hit them!
***************************

I resnt this!

My new Jewish Lesbian friends are NOT dumb and NOT poor!
Serge (XXXhosting chr0nic and he is not bubonic)

Mutt, Edd is working on it right now!!


You guys invading other boards? That is funny as hell... poor dumb bastards have no idea what just hit them!


Mike AI Get your part of over $6,000 in prizes!!

Is Edd around? I wanna finish off SuperPickem today.

If anybody has seen any prop bets online let me know. So far I have only seem one site with any and they were limited.

Win The $2,000 Grand Prize In The Max Cash Super Pickem, coming soon, I hope.

Third prize is $250.00 Cash and 100 Banners designed by Todd's company, http://www.webinc.com .


mutt These Folks Sponsor SuperPickEm Too! Does Your Present 4 Free Program Pay You on Upsells? No i didn't think so!

Is this the same as "Thou Shalt Not Piss?

:))


DaveAFX
**********************

not at all!
I don't see it that way!
;-)))
Serge

JR,
check where I got the date as "Malka" without even trying
;-))

http://www.jew-feminist-resources.com/board_jewish_lesbian/wwwboard.shtml
Serge

considering the levels i have sunk to, to keep myself amused... i am really surprised that i did not think of that first.

pretty funny stuff.
JR

"An angry man stirs up dissension, and a hot-tempered one commits many sins. (NIV, Proverbs 29:22)"

Is this the same as "Thou Shalt Not Piss?

:))


DaveAFX

ok. my bad. i just advise that they do not take him to a Catholic Priest.

JR

JR,
Joan is Timon who started the topic and I must say rather well!

all this in responce to some spammer(Dean) who posted this morning that "newbs" are not welcomed to Oprano and the point we made was:
if you have personality, education and skills,
you'll be welcomed on ANY board out there and we proved that beyond the reasonable doubts!
;-))
Serge

JR, it's ok, Joan is an imposter ;-)

Timon

http://answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2086.html
=====================
I am so upset, last evening I caught my dear son pleasuring
himself in front of our family PC while looking at a disgusting
pornographic web site. Now if this wasn't bad enough the filth
he was pleasuring himself to was homo sexual pornography.

My husband and I are so upset and we are at a loss as to how
we should deal with this situation, we have not raised our
good son Daniel to grow up to be a homo sexual and pleasure
him self to filth on the Internet...

We have decided to do away with the PC and we are considering
to sue the Internet for converting our son into a homo sexual.

Are there any other parents who are in the same situation or
does anyone know a good support group in my area? I am located
in Elmer New Jersey.
========================
A concerned parent.
_________________________________

Serge, are you sure you want to advertise with someone who is planning to "sue the Internet for converting our son to a homosexual"?

i also think that last remark could be considerably offensive to all parents who did raise their children to be homosexual and pleasure themselves on the Internet.


JR

Meni,

Today the interesting discussion is being held here: http://answers.org/wwwboard/

Timon

ok, Meni, carry on,
I am out to play chess on Yahoo!

do you have any content for sale?

http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/

;_))


Serge

the Jewish Lesbian board is NOT a good place for lesbo banners,
REAL lesbos are not how the lesbo sites portrays them
*************************

A friend of mine who managed to slip into a
lesbian bar once told me "it's not like in the
pictures", I try not to think about it too
much as I do not want to distort that pretty image
in my head of what girls do when there's no guys around ;-))

Timon

Timon,
Jerry Fallwell is not THAT bad, acording to Jerry Fallwell's interview on E!
;-))

I hope put some fear of God into this Neal's charecter,
is that YOU?
;-)))
Serge

Oprano, I breifly went over the posts, seems boring
can we change the subjects?
Lets talk about drugs, music, girls,
sex, money, Serge, Meni, goats, CJ, Aussie chicks, patriots, lincoln logs
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, this bitch converts

could be an untapped market ;-))
**********************************

Timon,
we think too much alike, you SCARE me!!!
;-)))

BTW,
the Jewish Lesbian board is NOT a good place for lesbo banners,
REAL lesbos are not how the lesbo sites portrays them
;-)))
Serge

Uff I'm glad Neil Bob aint my dad, the guy is worse
than Jerry Falwell ;-((

Timon

Timon, BTW,
do you know by any chance how much those guys charge for a button?
**************************

I dunno but I'm trying to get hold of the moderator
right now, could be an untapped market ;-))

Timon

Timon, BTW,
do you know by any chance how much those guys charge for a button?

Oprano expands, you know
;-)))
Serge

Timon,
I only
"I lead in the way of righteosness,
in the midst of the path of judgement"

(--Proverbs 8:20)
"
http://answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2098.html
Serge

Timon... I do believe Drestin's reference to JAP is 'Jewish-American Princess'

He would be an expert at such! ;-)

fatbaby

I think Serge proved his point again, I start
a discussion about online gay pornography on
a religious board and Serge dominates it ;-))

http://answers.org/wwwboard/

Timon

ATTENTION CONTENT PROVIDERS
================================

Post your best offers of content free of hussle

http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/

where ENTIRE Webmastering community can see them without passwards or registrations!
Serge

I was hoping someone might think I was talking about me ;-)))

That Nikoli chap mustn't have been able to find much else to in Siberia.. 10,000.. sheesh

Optional --------------------------->

Optional,
you should have ended your post with:

"I believe, I believe,
halleluya, amen"
;-)))
Serge

http://www.vnunet.com/News/1128674

russians are coming!
Serge

I do have huge dick and brains to fill an elephant skull


just thought it was worth repeating
Optional --------------------------->

LOL!!
yes, i noticed missing brain
:-)

cj
*****************

ONCE, once in my life I tried to be modest and look what happend...

fuck it,
I shall no longer pretend somebody I am not and YES,
I do have huge dick and brains to fill an elephant skull
;-)))
Serge

JAP as in Japanese lady? Trust me they say very
different stuff in bed ;-)

Timon

Mutt, i hope i have not offended you in any way!:)lol hehe i was talking to them SE spiders!:)

Nickname
**********************

Nickname,
mutt has a skin of an elephant
;-)))
Serge

But how many orientations? Is lesbian the same as male hetero?


DaveAFX
**************************

Dave,
I think we are about to start another
"corn starch" debate
;_))
Serge

move this way you long leged fury pice of shit!!!:) ???????

uhhhhhhhhhhh......ok
**********************************
Mutt, i hope i have not offended you in any way!:)lol hehe i was talking to them SE spiders!:)

Nickname

I think perhaps, that you KNOW too many of those 'wrong jewish girls' personally! ;-)
***********************************
Can you ever know too many? I think I found the right one now though...Hell, she even drinks beer!

Differences between a slut, a prostitute and a JAP...

While in bed, a slut says..."You're not done yet!?"

A prostitute says "You're not done yet?"

A JAP says "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"
Drestin

cj, one of the features you mentioned is QUESTIONABLE and DEBATABLE
;-)))
--

LOL!!
yes, i noticed missing brain
:-)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

serge, interesting article on the aussie wine industry ... seems to me a lot like the following:

GOLDRUSH --> 'Without the opera and the restaurant, the future would not be looking so good,' said Madew. 'There's been so much consolidation in the industry, both amongst producers and in the retail industry, it would be hard to find a niche.'

-->EDUCATED SURFERS
'There are a lot of challenges for the small wineries to offer more than they have in the past because of the growing sophistication of wine tourists,' Morris said.


NOTHING HAS REALLY CHANGED
'Years ago, the only people who drank wine in Australia were Italian migrants and everyone else drank beer with their meat pies. Multiculturalism has totally changed eating and drinking habits.'

its all like porn really!!
Our wine industry has had a massive growth in the last 5 years - australian wine is of a very high standard, and very reasonably priced for the export market. grapes are in demand, everyone plants grapes, whoever figures out how to grow the best grapes the fastest and knows how to sell em will survive!! the rest are seth!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

i am a lesbian, loud and proud. its true.:)
**********************

in the words of Voodoo:
"I am a lesbian,
with small tits
and large clit"

;_))
Serge

"Not only being at least 3 people, but two sexes! damn! :-) "

But how many orientations? Is lesbian the same as male hetero?


DaveAFX

i am a lesbian, loud and proud. its true.:)


Serge.. I touch my feminine side all the time:)


grimm (Blow Me)

alex, how else do you think it would be possible for him to have a dick AND A BRAIN!!!
***************************

cj, one of the features you mentioned is QUESTIONABLE and DEBATABLE
;-)))
Serge

Alex,
that what "Broad Education" is all about
;-)))

or..."broads education"
or...
"boards education"
;-)))
Serge

alex, how else do you think it would be possible for him to have a dick AND A BRAIN!!!

:-)))
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Serge, now I know where you get your split personality from! Not only being at least 3 people, but two sexes! damn! :-)

Alex
RawAlex Dick's Delights.

Ha I am becoming aquainted with my new religious
friends already ;-)

http://answers.org/wwwboard/

Timon Oprano Foreign Board Posting Challenge 2002

Drestin.. I think perhaps, that you KNOW too many of those 'wrong jewish girls' personally! ;-)


fatbaby

religious people
are not as fast as lesbians ;-)
*********************************

another generalization....
Jim Baker and Tammy Baker were very fast
;-))
Serge

Ok let's give it a day or so, religious people
are not as fast as lesbians ;-)

Timon Oprano Foreign Board Posting Challenge 2002

cj,
thought you'd like to know:
http://my.money.net/scripts/readyb?27312004
;-(((
Serge

Hmmm... for some reason I read Seans post with
a Russian accent in my head ;-)

Timon

Timon,
Sean is with you!
;-)))

http://answers.org/wwwboard/

;_)
Serge

http://answers.org/wwwboard/

Mrs. Joan...

Let's see if someone takes the bait ;-)

Timon

referring to this;)

Timon,
thanks, but...
when it comes to Jewish Lesbians, I think I can do well on my own without your advices!
***************************

Yeah Timon! Jewesses dont like anal sex ;P

Optional --------------------------->
Mon, 28 Jan 2002 06:00:33 - IP: 203.164.58.118 - Post # 50828
grimm (Blow Me)

that is a bit of a generalization and is NOT true;)
grimm (Blow Me)

Timon,
I made my point,
now is the time for you to make yours
;-))
Serge

Hang on let me do this one... :-)

Timon

How about starting a discussion about online
porn on this board... :-)

http://answers.org/wwwboard/


Timon

Alex, I was BOTH,
and in very close touch with my femeninity
;-))
Serge

Serge, were you Macha or Natacha?

:-)

Alex
RawAlex LINK 2X

Challenge 1 met... Old Russian male seduces jewish lesbian... What about converting some christians to selling porn? >:)


Optional --------------------------->

:) You silver tounge lesbo you
***********************************

I just strongly believe:
"If there is a job worth doing,
it's either gotta be done BEST or not done at all"
;-))
Serge

Timon,
did I make my point enough?
***********************

Yes you win the Golden Chit Chat award :-)

Timon

Serge, you slut!

Opti, you're dating the wrong Jewish girls...lol
Drestin

Do you think she will like red or white?

:) You silver tounge lesbo you


Optional --------------------------->

Timon,
did I make my point enough?

http://www.jew-feminist-resources.com/board_jewish_lesbian/wwwboard.shtml

I'd rather quit now before I get a marriage proposal from poor girl!
;-))
Serge

"I like it at night, especially when I'm with somebody that can hold me. How long will you be in town?"

GO SERGE!!!!

Timon

Timon,
thanks, but...
when it comes to Jewish Lesbians, I think I can do well on my own without your advices!
***************************

Yeah Timon! Jewesses dont like anal sex ;P

Optional --------------------------->

Opti, we do know good old Malka enjoys a good
root up the ass though ;-)

Timon Malka's lesbian chat board project

"I DO take Euros
;-)))"
Serge
----------------------
So do I! And I'll some in FL this weekend. Euros kick ass.
http://www.dancesafe.org/labtesting/pill-display.php?keywords=euro&color_id=&limit=25
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Bucks

Timon,
thanks, but...
when it comes to Jewish Lesbians, I think I can do well on my own without your advices!
;-)))

I ran Russian Amateur Girl website for 6 months
(about the same time RB was known as Kara)
I think I can do it on my own
;-)))
Serge

thats was the point Timon :)
Optional --------------------------->

See if she is into anal sex first!
**************************
I'd have to doublecheck but AFAIK analsex is
not really a 'lesbian' thing to do... ;-)

Timon

Timon,
I know I am
;-)
http://www.jew-feminist-resources.com/board_jewish_lesbian/wwwboard.shtml

how much you wanna bet I'll hook Meni with a lesbian date in Fort Lauderdale?
;-)))

I DO take Euros
;-)))
Serge

1000 hits on Malka... a beach date already :)

See if she is into anal sex first!
Optional --------------------------->

Good Morning Oprano
Gee look what I got in my askmeni.com inbox
"Youre advice on strippers in dead on !!
I owned and ran a club in Toronto for 11 years and you definatley sound like you have experience with these Topless brain surgeons.. You need a column called funny stripper stories , I could start you off with about 50 of them ..

Great site
See Ya
Biggs"

And some of you doubt me?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

WOW you are GOOD!!

http://www.jew-feminist-resources.com/board_jewish_lesbian/messages/147.shtml

Timon

Thanks :-)

Malka

Timon,
you "untagged"
you can use the old one back
;-))
Timon

Ok that's better :-)
TIM0N

test

TIM0N

Drestin,
good morninmg to you too!
;-))
http://www.tnbfaces.com/pictures6/drestin.jpg

;-))
Serge

Jesse, too late, I am already moderate American Football Topic at
http://www.crutop.nu/ubb/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?
but I appreciate the idea!
;-)))
Serge

Interesting project, I shall be
following the progress ;-)

Timon (who said I give bad head????)

Guess you'll have to change your
name to Sergette :-))

Timon (who said I give bad head????)

Timon,
I am in,
under the name of Malka
;-)))

Jewish Lesbian scene will never be the same!
;_)))
Serge

Serge,

Or this one:

http://www.sportswebboard.com/

We know how much you love to indulge in the pasttime of discussing sports. ;)

Jesse

Morning all ... and to all a pleasant fun filled morning.

Long, fucked up weekend, as usually. Gotta get back in the swing on things here.

I still have a headache form yesterday's games and the bottle of wine I drank.

CRACK, POP, FIZZ! Or Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz!

Jesse

Ok Serge how about this one?

http://www.jew-feminist-resources.com/board_jewish_lesbian/wwwboard.shtml

Timon (who said I give bad head????)

Morning Oprano!
Drestin

I knew you gonna like it!
;-))

Opti, few clicks from Oprano and we broke their server
;-))
Serge

LOL :-)))))))))))))

Timon (who said I give bad head????)

Morning

:)
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Optional

Ok erge, give me a minute...

Timon (who said I give bad head????)

Timon,
yes, I did, ANY non-registering ENGLISH spoken one
;-))
Serge