Well Peaches, I always did have a thing for the natural look...lol
and Gramma turned me into a madman for the "mature set"

um, maybe I shouldn't quite have phrased it like that....
SykkBoy

>>>>Hey Lance, I even kill my own spiders! Only problem is that living out in the middle of nowhere, knowing no one can "drop in" on me, I don't always look so good ;)

Your toys don't care what you look like :)

I must say that newly taking out my own garbage has been painless but spiders????? UGH!!!! I don't think I'll ever get that brave. Peaches show me the path, my idol :)

DrGuile thanks again btw :))) Everything looks great
RRRED So we fear spiders.... We PAY that's all that counts

But id love some private lessons with you Serge!
**************************

I enjoy teaching you in public much more!
Serge

Robin,
you gotta go out of UK more often!
;-))
.....
Romans and their orgies were there 2000 years before Christ
***********

Serge,
Robin doesn't need to leave UK to see Romans' handiwork.

Emi

is there anywhere in the Bible that says pornography is wrong?
***********

Serge, stop hogging the Bible.
I'm need to look up verses for our wedding vows.
Emi

It does Serge? Hmmm... Did they have pornography then 2000 years ago? Must have been like stick man drawings or something? ;)

Robin
**********************

Robin,
you gotta go out of UK more often!
;-))

Egypt was there 5000 years before Christ and...they weren't exactly saints
;-))

Romans and their orgies were there 2000 years before Christ.

When you go to Pompei,
take a look at frescs of the "whore house",
guy with 12 inch dick and frescs in the bath...
long before Christ!


;-)))
Serge

RRRed! Delta and I are ready when you are!

Peaches, those toys wont take you out for dinner... And if they do, there conversation may be limited ;P
***************************
And the difference between this and most of my dates is..........? ;)





Peaches RRRed shops here!

Lol, first time ever I was called a good dancer ;p

I feel more at home in the mosh pit ;)
But id love some private lessons with you Serge!

Peaches, those toys wont take you out for dinner... And if they do, there conversation may be limited ;P



DrGuile Not a content provider, ...But Im sure youd prefer if I promoted WebmasterCentral.com Feeds!

Serge -

I'll do that later ;o)

In the mean time, my reward for the 50,000th post was to promote HERE, SPAMBOT FREE for 2 weeks - right?
***********************************

Jonathan, have Oprano EVER went back on it's Prize????

yeap, you got it!
;-)))
Serge

It does Serge? Hmmm... Did they have pornography then 2000 years ago? Must have been like stick man drawings or something? ;)

Robin

one more time:
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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/
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------------------------

Serge -

I'll do that later ;o)

In the mean time, my reward for the 50,000th post was to promote HERE, SPAMBOT FREE for 2 weeks - right?

;o)

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Hey Lance, I even kill my own spiders! Only problem is that living out in the middle of nowhere, knowing no one can "drop in" on me, I don't always look so good ;)


Peaches Sykkboy shops for me here

Dayum Peaches you got him studdering all over the place. When are we going antique shopping? I'm ready!

Todd I haven't had time to thank you ever so much for your treat in the mail. Too bad all my tv remotes don't work now from lack of batteries ;)) How's things down in Oregon. Do you guys have snow too?


RRRED $1.00-$1.15 per confirmed email....

damn ergonomic keyboards....

or maybe it's payback for me toying with the Xtians over at answers.org
I can't help it, blasphemy makes me all warm inside....
SykkBoy

see, Peachesm ya got me so worked up, I typoed your name....
SykkBoy make more bank for your skank

Oeaches, marry me....a woman who takes out her own garbage..even when faced with suh adversity...wow, future ex-Mrs. SykkBoy material written all over that.....
SykkBoy make more bank for your skank

Anyway - intersting point - is there anywhere in the Bible that says pornography is wrong?
**********************************

yes, it does...and in more than one place
;-))
Serge

>> You all are too fucking funny! >> Hijack a "christian board"? Ha!!!

Hehe - when we were running the Eureka newsletters we had one Christian ISP complain about our 'spam' when we investigated there were over a dozen of their users had subscribed so we told the ISP we'd continue their subscriptions - in the end that ISP blocked us - I'm sure to the dismay of those particular subscribers.

Anyway - intersting point - is there anywhere in the Bible that says pornography is wrong?

:)

- Robin.

Robin

Serge,

I dont know, are you the crazy old man with the ever-flapping mouth? I heard tales and legends...
*********************************

yeap, you heard it right, and...
did you notice what exactly YOU are promoting now????

click on it,
you are a good dancer, and I am a good teacher, I even make goats dance
;-)))
PhD. Serge some live and prosper, some live and die..that's LIFE ;-)

Shoot, Lance, I have to take my garbage out myself anyway (which involves putting it my car, driving it to the bottom of the mountain then then tossing it in the dumpster!). You're going to have to do better than that ;)

Peaches I'll take my OWN garbage out!

Serge,

I dont know, are you the crazy old man with the ever-flapping mouth? I heard tales and legends...

Hey Sykk!
We're doing great here at [CENSORED], More pretty naked ladys than ever ;) How can I not enjoy it!?
DrGuile Not a content provider... its... a.... gathering of jewish-feminist!

Peaches,

I am glad you like your box of goodies, see us men are good for something:))

peace

sextoyking 30% Commissions on all sextoy-dvd-movie sales!

Peaches,
because a vibrator can't take out the garbage? ;))

DrG! how's things man? yeahm ya know if they let Headless post here they;ll allow most anyone...except content spammers ;))))
SykkBoy make more bank for your skank

Ive been hearing for some time that all the whinning SOBs in the industry post here.
******************************

are you talking to me????????????
PhD. Serge some live and prosper, some live and die..that's LIFE ;-)

OMG! Just picked up my "goodie" box from Todd at Safe Sex Mall! If you don't see me around for awhile, don't worry, I'm GREAT! :))

Remind me again why women need men (besides having them FedEx you goodie boxes ;))........


Peaches Lots and lots of batteries needed!!

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sharky Back To Business!

mutt, I like the WB toon better as well...because they are more rogue...they don't wear clothes and are often prone to cross dressing when they do wear clothes..

Mike, that site's funny as hell, but I still prefer to get my t-shirts from http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.htm ;)


SykkBoy make more bank for your skank

Hey Guys,

Ive been hearing for some time that all the whinning SOBs in the industry post here.

But now that Ive seen that Headless posts here, I KNOW its true!

Hey Mofo, how ya been?


DrGuile Contents that makes you money? Yes, Yes!

I'm getting harassed by some crazy lesbians!

oh boy, and we thought Oprano was bad!
;-))

http://www.jew-feminist-resources.com/board_jewish_lesbian/wwwboard.shtml
Serge some live and prosper, some live and die..that's LIFE ;-)

Yeah.. that could be it.



TheEnforcer Making Bank

Though I'd be curious as to know why it started in the first place and/or if someone was actually trying to contact me...
*******************************

...or hack you
;-)

ICQ has security holes, always did.

;-)
Serge some live and prosper, some live and die..that's LIFE ;-)

Well.. it took rebooting twice to finally stop it.. but it stopped.

Though I'd be curious as to know why it started in the first place and/or if someone was actually trying to contact me...


TheEnforcer Making Bank

one more time:
ATTENTION CONTENT PROVIDERS
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

List your best content offers at
http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/
hussles free.

This board is not moderated,
but I'll do my best in helping you to promote your content from MALE surfer point of view.

I have no relations with ANY content provider,
I don't have cute belly button,
my tits are real,
I have no vested intererst if you do or die tomorrow,
so take my opinion for what's it worth.

;-)))

I'll get out of there as soon as a new moderator is found
;-)
Serge some live and prosper, some live and die..that's LIFE ;-)

I don't like Disney characters. Mickey, Pluto, Goofy, Donald Duck, the whole friggin menagerie of em can't touch the Warner Brothers characters.

Daffy Duck is the best. He is a horrible person. Bugs also right up there with Daffy.
mutt

BTW- 2001 B is my version
TheEnforcer Making Bank

Did you try answering it?

Sabby:)
Sabrina
Mon, 28 Jan 2002 02:05:37 - IP: 207.34.94.239 - Post # 50962
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

TE, which version do you use?
did you try re-install?
Serge
Mon, 28 Jan 2002 02:00:09 - IP: 172.134.68.43 - Post # 50961

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

It JUST started and hasn't stopped for the last 10 minutes or so so I haven't tried reinstall yet. And if I knew how to answer it I would Sabby but I don't see anywhere how to do that.

Tried shutting it off in preferances. No dice.


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Hey Serge,
I hate to be called or considered a spammer - I absolutely hate spammers!!!!!

I also hate when administrators rewrite my posts to make me look like something I'm not - but that's a story for another day ;c)

Anywayz, how can I make this up to the board?

Dean*
PlanetContent.com -
Dean PlanetContent.com | We Hate Spammers Too!

Happy Monday Opranauts!

Hey Drav -

Wise words!

It's common sense, but people don't always do the sensible thing!

I certainly didn't UNTIL I had a family to think about. Now it's all about our future, and making sure "they" are taken care of if something terrible happens to me!

;o)


J$tyle$ (Got Cloud9content on YOUR SiteYet?)

Did you try answering it?

Sabby:)
Sabrina

TE, which version do you use?
did you try re-install?
Serge

Anybody know what the hell to do when your ICQ rings like a phone?? It's giving a phone ringing sound and I'm not really sure why....



TheEnforcer Making Bank

I think Disney charecters were never discussed on this board yet....

well, there is a first time for EVERYTHING!
;-))
Serge

cactusbutt, which are you? the 10 or the 5 year old?
JR

Timon, and Poomba! my favorite Disney Characters!


Mike AI

?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Timon - sorry guy...tis an unfortunate fact that my Disney trivia is much better than my Shakespere...a 10 and a 5 year old will do that to ya! :) Thanks for the explanation on the nick!

BTW, Timon wasn't a monkey, that was Rafiki...Timon was the meerkat...he wasn't really stupid either...not as cool as The Genie in the Aladdin series, but still pretty cool! :)

CactusButt

Just thought I'd stop in and give a hello. I'm back, albeit at somewhat limited capacity. (Hopefully by next week my gas tank will be reading closer to "full".) Been a rough couple of weeks on a number of levels, but especially playing Sherlock Holmes.

Pardon my mini diatribe here, and on a subject most of us would rather ignore, but after recent experiences I feel it is well worth saying.

My VERY strong advice, folks: Make your will, (and a living will and power of attorney papers and anything else you can think of), get your papers together in one easy-to-find place, make things easy as possible for your loved ones and survivors!

There's a natural inclination for each of us to think we're all going to live forever; none of us will. Face it. We might live another 50 years or another 50 seconds, and most of us are NOT going to have any kind of forewarning on the matter.

So whether you make $3k a day or $3 a day, get your shit together for your loved ones, NOW. Make sure they're well taken care of and that they can easily find everything, because they're going to be very shaken up and grieving and confused, but bang, they're going to have to be up to the plate and swinging, taking care of details with a ton of folks, lawyers, governmental agencies, banks, more.

That's all I have to say: Face facts, don't be an ostrich, you're not living forever, get your shit together for "them".

And again, many many sincere thanks for the supportive posts, emails, cards and phone calls. I'm very appreciative more than I can possibly express!

Ok, so what's been happening? Joe is semi out of CEN?? ScottPB is facing kidnapping charges?? BobX is posting??

Dravyk All Of 'Em

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Funny stuff!
Mike AI

Headless the print version is going for $40 right now
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge, did you know that Meni is so popular that they made a trading card for him?

http://www.studioadult.com/cards/gfy-cards-meni.jpg


Headless Tune in tonight for the final primer on Biz Basics!

lol Drestin -

Don't you know that Serge is always right?

well, maybe.

haha
sharky Back To Business!

Headless,
he is not a skinny dipper!

He is a poor sufferer who has the same problem I do,
hemmoroids!
and nothing cures them faster than nice ass dip in the snow!
;-))

http://coke.rotten.com/decrepit-snow-awards/0016/fatfuck.jpg
Serge

If you say so Serge....

But I dont want guys like this running around trying to skinny dip.

http://coke.rotten.com/decrepit-snow-awards/0016/fatfuck.jpg

Headless Tune in tonight for the final primer on Biz Basics!

Headless, what kind of man are you?????

YOU must decide and decide NOW and my advice to you:
NEVER LEAVE POOL BEHIND!
;-))
Serge

Hmmm with or without pool?

Id say leave it up to her to decide...


Headless Tune in tonight for the final primer on Biz Basics!

Zebra, Headless, with the pool or without?
;-)
Serge

$2.50 is the best I can do!

lol

Headless Take it to the max! MaxCash!

I bid $1.25!
Zebra

" http://cleocrap.com/luna-pool.jpg "

I'd buy that for a dollar!


Headless Take it to the max! MaxCash!

A prpos,
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/
is doing link exchanges/webmaster site listings
at
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/links.html
Serge

...next thing you know, TV newswomen will be getting you hard.
*********************************

Monk,
THIS I'll leave entirely to YOU!
;-))
Serge

Luna is a very good looking women!!!
********************

and she is already in US and doesn't have to go thru entry visa/ work authorization process
;-)))
Serge

"Luna DOES excite me in those pictures,
is there anything wrong with that?"

...next thing you know, TV newswomen will be getting you hard.



Monk

Serge, just as long as no one is looking back out as you look in your butt hole then I would not be too worried
imanodody

Luna is a very good looking women!!!

perfect tan there:)
sextoyking

I've got a huge dilemna here...I want to say that Sharky is right, but Sharky is saying that Serge is right, and that would be a tough thing to admit to him...Not that he isn't right once in a while, but it goes to his head when you tell him...So what to do? :)


Drestin

I'll bet Luna excites A LOT of men!!

:>))


TheEnforcer Make more bank in 2002!

http://cleocrap.com/luna-pool.jpg

Cleo, Serge is right. She's hot!

lol.

:-)
sharky Back To Business!

Cleo,
I always tell my kids:
"Don't ask question if you might not like the answe"
;-))

you asked:
Do you crave looking at the inside of your butt hole?

;-)))
Serge

That is more info then I needed Serge

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)

Do you crave looking at the inside of your butt hole?
****************************

not at all,
after my proctologist showed me the pictures....what a mess!
;-))
Serge

I am thinking get it down closer to -10, then I might take the favorite...

CactusButt
----------------------

I'm taking the points, i'd just about take 21:) superdome and its fake grass will make the rams look like their on fast forward.
I dont see any block kicks and laterals,many punt returns, or a miss call:),
I may be wrong, i was once in 96:)
dantheman speed is the key

Luna DOES excite me in those pictures,
is there anything wrong with that?
********
Not at all. We like men that get excited over naked woman.

Do you crave looking at the inside of your butt hole? I'll take pics of it if you want ;)
Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Cleo, I am not in porn business,
I mam in marketting and see nekkid pictures as often as I see inside of my butt hole!
;-))

Luna DOES excite me in those pictures,
is there anything wrong with that?
;-))
Serge

I think I need some scriptures and restrains
;-))
http://cleocrap.com/luna-bent.jpg
********
Serge ΚΚ
You are in the porn biz. You are not suppose to get excited anymore over nekkid pics, especially pics of my close friends. Personally I like this one,
http://cleocrap.com/luna-pool.jpg

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)

Well today is the day i see about finding a replacement vehicle, Im trying for a truck, keeping my fingers crossed.
erika Only a few days left on that threefor

hahaah,
you said it!
;-))
Serge

fuck
fuck

I think I need some scriptures and restrains
;-))

http://cleocrap.com/luna-bent.jpg
Serge

Meni,

The problem with TCG is just one of those Monday morning technical gliches.

I was told that the repairs have been made, and that we are restarting all of the servers and routers now.

We expect the program and all related sites to be back up shortly.

Thanks and have a day!

Mspice Sex Check Lives!

Timon, are you in States????
Serge

Timon,
quick question:
when was the last time you heard from John_Cotac?
***********************

Yesterday evening.

Timon

Vick...you are very close.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) NAME THE SIN CONTENT GIVEAWAY!

i don't want it to be one but i think it's going to be a slaughter.
The astroturf is a big thing.
I hope the Pats are a team of destiny and pull off a huge upset but just don't see it happening.

The line was 16 last night, guess people are falling in love with the Patriots and jumped all over it to knock it down to 14.

Over/under is 53.
mutt

sin at halftime
R Kelly's blasphemous use of the word God


Vick If you click here be sure to reload the page to get teh latest scoop Announcement tomorrow

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Timon,
quick question:
when was the last time you heard from John_Cotac?
Serge

wheww! now you dont have to give 250$ of content to a tgp site :-)
JR

Alex...

That might be a sin, but the sin I am referring to occurred during halftime.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) Content GIVE A WAY TODAY - GUESS THE SIN!

JMM: Was it Cowert swearing at the refs very visibly on closeups? I am not a lip reader, but I think I made out bullshit and fuck that... I could be wrong...

:-)

Alex
RawAlex

Sheryl Corw using a REALLY bad dub for lypsyching a really crappy song.

THAT was a sin!!

;>))



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank

the question is, did the pats peak yesterday? the rams certainly had an off week. So will the pats suffer a letdown after last week? and faulk is a much more versatile weapon than bettis or amos. warner is a much better QB than stewart. Theya re playing in a dome, where the rams are more comfortable.

But the pats corners did well against big strong receivers, but can they cover man to man enough against speed receivers to allow for constant blitzing.

its a hard one, plus it is the super bowl, but last years super bowl was a 32 point b lowout, right?


hmmm...must do mroe thinking.


grimm (Blow Me)

In any event I wouldn't name myself after a stupid
monkey from a stupid cartoon ;-)

Timon

I was around long before the Disney movie :-)

Never heard of a Shakespear play called "Timon of Athens"?

Timon

*****
rams are -14, FYI
*****

grimm - what ya think? I certianly think Rams will win straight up, but they didn't cover against Philly, and I don't think they will, at -14, against the Pats.

I am thinking get it down closer to -10, then I might take the favorite...

CactusButt

You all are too fucking funny! Hijack a "christian board"? Ha!!!

This is my favorite so far:

*****
Throwing out the computer may be a good idea, maybe not; have you considered subscribing to a "Christian" ISP that filters such things as pornography? Integrity Online comes to mind although I do not know if they are till in business or not.
*****

In business? Not unless they started selling porn and learning how nasty exit consoles work! :)

You did well Timon! Of course, based on some of the other posts, I think you had some help... :)

BTW, Timon, real name or nick? Does it cum from Lion King? Only other Timon I have ever heard of...If Lion King, ya remember when Simba falls in the thicket? Whoopi Goldberg henya says.... ""
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rams are -14, FYI
grimm (Blow Me)

if you have problem with me-
bring it here and not on Bible board!
Serge

hey, you fuckers, did you have to get me involved in this shit???

http://answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2109.html

fuck you!
Serge