You did say ANY...

Ok I will find an appropriate English one...

Timon

imon,
** This room is Romaji ONLY, please. (No English) **


Next!!!
;-))
Serge

Timon
Just watch out or you may find yourself with some very funky tags when you post ;)
***************************

TEMPTING!!!

Timon

Show me the board, ANY board out there, adult or non-adult
give me 3 days and I'll be one of the "locals"....
*****************************

Ok Serge - You have 3 days:

http://www.apricotweb.com/bbschat/chatroom/ap_nijir/aprichat1.htm


Timon

Dean

boo hoo hoooooooooooooooooooooo

wah waaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Spambot was gentler on you than most people who like to drop by, leave a URL for whatever they're peddling and then never return.

i went to your content site, clicked on Resources, 27 120x60 buttons there, NOT ONE OF THEM WITH THE WORD OPRANO ON IT!

So go to YNOTAdultPondFrogResourceZone.com and say hello to them at 4 am in the morning.
mutt

Timon,
we don't have IP blocker feature built in,
never needed one
;-)))

spammers don't like dealing with Oprano Spam Bot and we have no problems with anybody else, even you and your trannies!
;-))
Serge

I just keep posting till someone blocks
my IP address ;-)
*************
Timon
Just watch out or you may find yourself with some very funky tags when you post ;)

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

I see that newbies who are not up on the latest board news and gossip are not welcomed here.
*********************

Dean, I am not a newbie, I am up to date with
all the gossip and news and I too are not welcome here...

I just keep posting till someone blocks
my IP address ;-)

Timon

Luck has it Amsterdam goats gladly
accept Roebels...

Timon
*******************

Timon, and I'm happy for you that Bangkok transexuals accept Euros
;_))


Serge

Man killed by breasts
***************
That reminds me of way back when I ran an escort service. One of the trannies that worked for me calls me and tells me that her trick fell asleep on her and will not wake up. I drive over there and here he is laying on his back naked with this big smile on his face dead as could be still with the condom on his dick. We call 911 and they show up and try to revive him and his lifeless body starts farting like crazy. Anyone a few weeks later the police contact me asking if I knew of him since they had heard that he was last seen at a place where I was ID. It turns out that his family had put out a mission person report and the police did not realize that his body was still at the morgue without ID.

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?) Cleo's Links

I see that newbies who are not up on the latest board news and gossip are not welcomed here.
*****************************

Dean,
this is bullshit.

Show me the board, ANY board out there, adult or non-adult
give me 3 days and I'll be one of the "locals"....

it's all in the personality, baby
;-))

I was newb on
http://www.admittance.com/thinktank/board.html
I was new on
http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=IDCC
I was new at
http://www.crutop.nu/ubb/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?

now they don't know how to get rid of me
;-)))

http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=IDCC&read=135048

LOL
;-)))

Serge

Luck has it Amsterdam goats gladly
accept Roebels...

Timon

Yep, EURO's only... I guess we won't be
seeing Petr then :-))

Timon

they surelly do, but they don't take kronas
;-))
Serge

Serge -

He sure can but the guys are better
looking in Amsterdam ;-)

Timon

why, Timon,
PetrA can't get laid in Prague anymore?
;-)
Serge

Petr_A - I am assuming you'll go to Amsterdam?

Timon

Timon,
I might go,
I still have unused ticket to Amsterdam,
due to LittleC who cancelled her show without telling anybody a word.
Serge

just great...someone let mutt hit the crackpipe again and forgot the wrist restraints...

good morning spambot
good morning opranauts....

and good night...I need some sleep o I can finally spam the program since the beta testing is over...this beta testing period has taken 10 years off my life and added a my first gray hair...oh joy, I can't wait until the first couple hitbotters turn me into a total mess...wonder is ScottPB is available as a special enforcer to go after hitbotters? ;)))


SykkBoy

FYI it's being held in the Krasnapolsky,
Amsterdams best hotel which happens to
be right in the middle of the red light district
within walking distance of Cassa Rosso :-)

Timon

Looks like there's going to be an adult webmaster
convention my home town, Amsterdam.

Is anyone going there?

http://www.adultonlineeurope.com/

Timon

move this way you long leged fury pice of shit!!!:) ???????


uhhhhhhhhhhh......ok
mutt

hehehe killed by brests....well if one has to die pass em over :)hehe

"shall i compare thee to a summers day"
another shakespear....
that ones for u serge :)hehe

later all!
Nickname move this way you long leged fury pice of shit!!!:)

HAHAHA I can think of worse ways to go ;-)

What's up Robin?

Timon

Man killed by breasts!

http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020116/101119320009.html

;)

- Robin.

Robin What a way to go!

Well, what do ya' know. An administrator that's also a comedian. Gosh, if we only had more of those around.

I would be more then happy to donate a prize or help out in any way possible. Fact is, I'm a newbie here and was not even aware that you were in need of prizes for anything. I'd be glad to jump in a conversation, but didn't see anything that I could comment on.

I see that newbies who are not up on the latest board news and gossip are not welcomed here. I'll just be moving on.

Take care and good luck on your prizes -

Dean*
Dean

So it's the pesky underdog New England Patriots vs the mighty St Louis Ram machine in the Super Bowl.

Hopefully with Ed's help the MaxCash
SuperPickEm will be open for business later on today.

St. Louis is a 14 point favorite. The Over/Under Total is 53 points.

I'm looking for the prop bet lines now. Only found 1 book with them up now, i guess the rest won't be listed until morning or afternoon.

Thanks to MaxCash for sponsoring
http://www.maximumcash.com

along with WEGCash/Join4Free http://www.wegcash.com
Cloud9Cash
http://www.cloud9cash.com
EveryCent Program
http://www.everycent.com

KB tell Luke to get back to his porn news site. It's inevitable he will find his way back to gossip and smut so he might as well save himself alot of work writing that borefest about converting to Judaism. More people are interested in reading about some porn chick's stinky pussy and Mafia connected porn producers.




mutt MaxCash SuperPickEm Opens Tomorrow.....er......Today......Monday........

No can do Serge , I owe Meni so much .. ALMOST more than I owe Ron !!

http://192.41.19.35/analyze/takepill.wav
Mark

Good Night Oprano
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Beautiful Women who actually FUCK and SUCK, not prissy models

Mark, now when you put it like that-
ok,
let's talk about Meni instead
;-)))
Serge

so, Mark, what exactly bothers you about my ASS!?
-----------------------------------

http://192.41.19.35/analyze/turnfag.wav

;-))

Mark

http://www.moviesounds.com/fellow/3women.wav

Meni
;-)
Serge

Mike I'm pumped
i'm on fire with the hoochies
pats in the superbowl
FL on thursday
woohooooo

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Beautiful Women who actually FUCK and SUCK, not prissy models

Beautiful Women who actually FUCK and SUCK
*************************

Meni, you've been reading too much science fiction
;-)))
Serge

Meni it will be set up tommorow...

I know you are pumped about it. You have home field advantage!

:-)


Mike AI Get your part of over $6,000 in prizes!!

Scarface?

;-)
Serge

Face?

What face?

:-))
KB

KB, the face scares me
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Beautiful Women who actually FUCK and SUCK, not prissy models

the word from Mr. Korbin:

he asked me to pass along that he personally has absolutelly NOTHING to do with AT&T decission to leave 900 numbers market.
Serge

That would the World of Houston...

That is a crazy world where only plastic surgeons and stalkers are abound 24/7 and late night phone calls are the norm between 4-6 am. ...feature dancer time :-))
KB

Meni,
D$ lives in the world of his own and where every Mozart is a rapper
;-)))
Serge

Mike how do we enter the super thing?
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Beautiful Women who actually FUCK and SUCK, not prissy models

KB, I love how D$ says Houston is the number 1 adult film star in the world
what world is that?

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Beautiful Women who actually FUCK and SUCK, not prissy models

hahaha Rick is trying to round up amateurs, they are worse then all the goof balls on GFY.
****************************

from Peral Page:
" running board for amateur webmasters is like hearding cats... "
- Serge

;-)))
Serge

That must have been Alex....(said with lisp)

great guy and Ricks protege!
KB

hahaha Rick is trying to round up amateurs, they are worse then all the goof balls on GFY.


Mike AI Get your part of over $6,000 in prizes!!

I still think he is doing it to get laid.
**********************

no he doesn't!

the guy with him was VERY cute!
;-)))
Serge

Serge I heard he even stopped by PHB, but did not stay long, hid in the limo. He is so cute, so shy...

HAHAHA
*************************

Yeah, I saw Rick, spoke with him,
we reached concensus that all women are bitches and I think I even saw pic of us together during this very amicable discussion
;-)))
Serge

signed by the Liberace Mafia?
------------------------------
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now thats fuckin funny KB !!

;-)))
Mark Are You Making 65% With PPC ??

BTW Where the hell is my K-BS cartoon pic signed by the Liberace Mafia?
KB
*********************

....and where is your "donation" you promissed to PHB just to piss your younger brother????

we still have you under
Acounts Recievables!
Serge

Kidslick is making a comeback in the Amateur market...

I still think he is doing it to get laid.

Serge I heard he even stopped by PHB, but did not stay long, hid in the limo. He is so cute, so shy...

HAHAHA
Mike AI Get your part of over $6,000 in prizes!!

Spoke with Luke as well..He has become somewhat of a friend to me I must admit.

At least he still calls after his life in porn. His book will be on the writings of the Torah and his Goyim to Yid conversion :-))

Not as exciting as the the straight dirt he had on lot's of people in porn. I admire him for truly leaving the world of porn.

Ok I must really go now when I give kudo to Luke Ford on a chatboard.

Just when I get out you guys keep pulling "Freddy" in!

BTW Where the hell is my K-BS cartoon pic signed by the Liberace Mafia?
KB Beautiful women, Beautiful site.......

"Sounds like Serge has really been shaved. "

That could be the understatement of the century!"
*****************************

20th Century?

I still hope to leave my Mark in the 21st!

so, Mark, what exactly bothers you about my ASS!?
;-)))
Serge

Gonna love to see my name on that list with the other "pearlers"... :-)

Alex
**************************

Alex,
$5 monthly
"Maintanace Fee" will be sent you quarterly!
;-))
Serge

Sounds like Serge has really been shaved.

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)
**********************

doesn't your company pay you for
"market research"?

you should find out for yourself before you post "hearsay",
this is not LinkUP Board, you know!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, must we ALWAYS talk about your ass ??
******************************

Mark,
I can bet you $1 that my ass is better smelling than
"yeah, I saw him in Vegas, he could have used some bath"
;-))



lets talk about something more interesting

what do you think will be in the Luke and Lee book ?

filler or facts ??
****************************

I doubt very much Luke will write book with Lee
Serge

spread on the Super Bowl is what? 14-16 approx?

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Beautiful Women who actually FUCK and SUCK, not prissy models

Serge, I got a pearl? kewl... Gonna love to see my name on that list with the other "pearlers"... :-)

Alex
RawAlex Dick's Delights.

"Sounds like Serge has really been shaved. "

That could be the understatement of the century!"


I couldn't resist.

KB has left the building.
KB Beautiful women, Beautiful site.......

ha ha
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Beautiful Women who actually FUCK and SUCK, not prissy models

Sounds like Serge has really been shaved.

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)

Serge,


Still laughing.... :-))
KB Beautiful women, Beautiful site.......

Serge, must we ALWAYS talk about your ass ??

lets talk about something more interesting

what do you think will be in the Luke and Lee book ?

filler or facts ??

Mark Are You Making 65% With PPC ?? ...... If You Have Pornstar Traffic, You Should Be !!

I didn't know The Hair Club For Men did pubic implants too !
******************************

you should have seen the job they did on my ass hairs!

"The woiks"!
;-))
Serge

I didn't know The Hair Club For Men did pubic implants too !

;-))
Mark Are You Making 65% With PPC ?? ...... If You Have Pornstar Traffic, You Should Be !!

KB,
you put b after .com

I swear, it wasn't a bot!

you DO mean what you say!
;-))
Serge

Mark,
one more word out of you and I'll post pics
Before and After!
Serge

Man, I forgot how much fun it can be posting without promoting anything.now I know how you feel Serge :-))

This is fun!

Thanks for the laughs guys I'm back to work, I have new inspiration!
KB Beautiful women, Beautiful site.......

I look much better without pubic hairs too!
----------------------------------
the visualzation is too much to bare ...

must be the meds

;-))
Mark

I think you look cute without the beard.
*********************

I look much better without pubic hairs too!
;-))
Serge

yes, anything wrong with thta?
*******
Nothing at all. I think you look cute without the beard.
Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)

KB,
"Keep sucking"
;-)))
Serge

Luke and Lee Noga, what a team
*********************************

http://nocomments.com
;-))
Serge

Is this why you shaved off the beard?
*******************

yes, anything wrong with thta?
;-)))
Serge

Serge........

You Russians were never known for your keen sense of humor...

Let's see...Funny Russians?

There was Kruczev...Crack -up

Brezhnev....hilarity

Gorbachov..that dot on his head was pure comedy :-))

and Yakov Smirnoff...I rest my case.


KB

he is doing fine and in the process of writing another book...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Luke and Lee Noga, what a team

Luke will write the book

Lee will supply the zip codes for distribution

could either one even buy a clue ?


cuntfucy

Serge
Is this why you shaved off the beard?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

BTW,
I got word from Luke Ford today...

he is doing fine and in the process of writing another book...
Serge

That damn mustache of Mike's is itchy!
********************

KB, you reminded me the joke I read on russian board

Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes got together and Dr. Watson asked:
Holmes, why female pubic hairs soft and silky, while male pubic hairs are so sturdy?

Watson, don't get cute with me and keep sucking!
;-))
Serge

BTW- Serge and MSPICE...

"Yes They Are!

BTW, I made that call, and all is well on the "left" coast ;)

Also, I did hear screaming kids in the background, so you had that one dead on too!

"You... You gotta gift you" "


Look for me to satrt a 900 number, complete with Caribbean accent :-))

You go girl!

KB

No Serge.

That damn mustache of Mike's is itchy!
KB

KB, MSpice, are you two blowing each other?
;-)
Serge

MSPICE I may have a gift when it comes to other people domestication

however yuo have the gift of "lady luck"

I was a witness to your jackpot winning smile at 4:00am..:-))
KB

Maybe it should be caller AnalCheck
builder

"Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of WAR"

How is that Sergey?

I bet I am the first to quote Shakespeare on your board...You think any readers at YNOT know who he is???
************************
KB,
Brilliant, just fucking BRILLIANT!
;-))
Serge

KB,

Yes They Are!

BTW, I made that call, and all is well on the "left" coast ;)

Also, I did hear screaming kids in the background, so you had that one dead on too!

"You... You gotta gift you"

Mspice Host with the most

MSPICE


Net management is #1!
KB Because we have all jacked off our mothers Mademoiselle magazine...

can the pats really hang with the rams, do they have any more "magic"

I cant help but think, rams win big

what else is going on this sunday evening?
dantheman speed is everything

KB,

Is Net Management a #1 or a #3?

LOL, I know what my answer is ;)


Mspice Host with the most

Hey Guys, not to interupt the game discustions but does anyone have an "after hours" contact for Jon, Jeff or anyone from Matrix Content?

There's at least a little $$$ in it for them if I can find them.

They can email me at: spiceweb@mindsping.com or call me at (954) 914-3139

We not return you to you regularly scheduled post game show....

P.S. I never really followed Stewart's career or stats, and now I know why ;)

Mspice Host with the most

"Remember, it is the ADVERTISERS that decide if something is working or not. Apparently enough of them think YNOT is working for them. "

Alex I sold YNOT's advertising for a year remember?

There are the Yishai's of the world and the Silvercash's of the world who will place ads EVERYWHERE

for BRANDING.


Then there are the NEW advertisers who cannot tell a webmaster click from a surfer click...they stay around for at least threemos until they figure out they aren't making any real money...

Then thirdly, there is my favorite kind of advertiser....The one who OUTBIDS everyone else in the auction to show off their immense dick size.

again, no astonishing results to be found there...

I am just telling the truth, don't shoot the messenger.

It is very liberating to finally be in a position that I do NOT need resource boards for help or traffic.That being said, "Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of WAR"

How is that Sergey?

I bet I am the first to quote Shakespeare on your board...You think any readers at YNOT know who he is???

KB Because we have all jacked off our mothers Mademoiselle magazine...

"Follow the money, it will answer ALL of your questions."

A lot of people followed it right into the dotcom industry...where did it get them??

Follow the smart money instead.

Monk

Getting information needs to be entertaining if it is to keep our interest.
**************************

really?

wait what AndyA found, this will be "entertaining and informative" as hell!
;-)))
Serge

Follow the money, it will answer ALL of your questions.

Pearl!
Serge

Love the movie Devil's Advocate, seen it many times.

Boards need to have the right combination of information and entertainment. This is the same as the 6 o'clock news, there is a reason they have attractive or entraining anchors reading it to us.

Some boards may have very good information, but they are about as entertaining as doing the tutorials in a software manual.

Getting information needs to be entertaining if it is to keep our interest.
Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)

KB: Ynot spent alot of time being the ONLY chat board... the only real adult resource. Rick did very well with it, and sold it for a ton of cash.

As Serge said, GREED was one of the things that contributed to the explosion of adult boards / resources. Now almost every program has it's own chat board, and there are literally hundreds of "adult resources" out there.

YNOT as a romper room? I dunno. But if that is what is bringing webmasters in, and getting them to look at the advertising that people pay to put up, then it is good enough. Remember, it is the ADVERTISERS that decide if something is working or not. Apparently enough of them think YNOT is working for them.

Follow the money, it will answer ALL of your questions.

Alex
RawAlex LINK 2X

He’s laughing his sick, fucking ass off!”
************************

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, whom one should follow in BUSINESS????
Serge

"Vanity is my favorit Sin!"
(---Devil)
;-)))
----------------

From the movie Devil's Advocate! DAMN good movie and VERY quoteworthy!!


“God likes to watch! He’s a prankster! Think about it! He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel he sets the rules in opposition! It’s the goof of all time! Look… but don’t touch! Touch… but don’t taste! Taste… but don’t swallow! And while you’re jumping from one foot to the next what’s he doing? He’s laughing his sick, fucking ass off!”



TheEnforcer Making Bank- make more bank with us in 2002!

Enforcer, sorry, I was busy trying to think of a way to start a movie thread over here...anyone else see "Kung Pow: Legend Of The Fist"? One of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time...

Serge? that important thing? branding? ;)
SykkBoy how much bank are you making?

KB,
KidSlick made few right moves and made few mistakes.

Right Moves:
1) knowing that he has no personality of his own,
he didn't interfere much in board business

2) he built organization within to mostly benefit Him,
I respect that!

big names were sending traffic in exchange for...titles!

Excellent play on human emotions and...
"Vanity is my favorit Sin!"
(---Devil)
;-)))

3) he sold it on the TOP.

Mistakes:
=============

1) growing internals beyond his needs and running payroll/office expences which finally killed his buyer

2) G R E E D
placements auctions proved to be the VERY bad idea
;-))
Serge