oh dear Meathead,Snickers and Alien are putting Oprano out of business.
I was going to do some work on Opranoplus but what's the point now.....oh well........please keep me informed during these troubled times Mike!
*********************************

I think Mike beat me to it and declared bancrupcy ahead of me!!!!
Howaaaaard!!!! Heeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!



huh? Kitty doesn't have time to moderate Opranocontent's board but she does have time for Netpond?
*********************************

Mutt,
let's not pass judgements on Kitty.


mutt
Fri, 25 Jan 2002 10:15:10 - IP: 24.112.37.86 - Post # 50137
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Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

Good Morning Oprano, and good morning Serge
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

FUCK IBILL.
FUCK IBILL.
FUCK IBILL.

I am sick and fucking tired of it. 2 monthes EVERLASTING problems.

Fuck it.

RedEye fuck..
Sat, 26 Jan 2002 01:47:35 - IP: 195.16.101.37 - Post # 50163
**********************************

JMScore,
LMK if you want RedEye's ICQ...
he is a small $100,000 a month potatoe...but he knows plenty of other unsatisfyed "potatoes"
;-)))
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

EveryCent http://www.everycent.com
Sponsor of Super Pickem in good standing!
mutt
**********************

Mutt,
and what's amazing,
PetrA is NOT big fan of Oprano,
but seems like business sence prevailed over emotions.

interesting...
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

good post Slavdogg. Typical Hooper tantrum. Whatever the deal was he sent a small amount of traffic. Too small to really be an accurate test of anything. Then he went off and accused Petr of stealing. Bad conversion ratio doesn't equal stealing.

Of course we know why Hooper decided to pick a fight with Petr, his two new gay sites he wanted to spam. He's the only person left doing this kind of promoting. Used to be an everyday thing.

To borrow a phrase from the kids, Hooper you are sooooooooooo 1996!

EveryCent http://www.everycent.com
Sponsor of Super Pickem in good standing!
mutt

Serge, i'm really tired and i cant count right now but i found you and the ynot crew around may of 97. how many years is that ?? :)

counting clicks and sign ups is more interesting. :))


..ok back in about 12 hours after i get my sleep on.


Slavdogg

"hmmmm...does it make you "top"? "

I hear Cleo likes "tops"

Monk

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

i finally got to the bottom of this.
********************************

hmmmm...does it make you "top"?
;-)))
Serge

Slavvik,
nice detective work.

I know you for how long?
5 years? 6 years?

and I'll take your findings over heresays ANY TIME.
Serge

i finally got to the bottom of this.

i gotta say, i'm not an expert on gay sites and dont play one on TV, but i do understand exit consols and FPA's
the ad that hooper used
http://xxxit.clickfeel.com/fpa/muscled_men/index.html

it might be late here 5.45 am but it took me a while to find anything clickable on there making me conclude that hooper doesnt know how to use FPA ads to his advantage. I wonder if hooper ever thought that that could be a reason why his ad didnt get the clicks he thought he was sending. On another note why did it take hooper 3 months to check his stats. Does it really take 3 months to conclude that your ad is not working.


i send Petr traffic and just looked at my stats, click counts seem to be decent to me.


who said the board is boring at night, night shift was pretty busy on this friday night :)


Slavdogg

Monk,
EVERYBODY in this industry have prenups,
no lady in her right mind would want to assume the liability the adult entertainment company brings...even after divorce
;-)))

even Barnard has prenup!
;-)))
Serge

PetrA,
I think you stated your case very well and we all take the whole nightly sharade for what's it's worth and we appreciate the entertaining aspects of it from ALL participants!
Serge

who let Hooper out ?


Slavdogg

To sum up this Hooper case:

1. Hooper posted that our program sucks because he sent 6k without any sale

2. I posted that in fact Hooper sent only 2k hits (not 6k hits) over 3 months. That's about 22 hits a day.

3. He said that our program is shaving because according to his outgoing stats he sent ten times more.

4. I posted the referring URL that he was sending hits from and there was no script counting outgoing hits. He was sending traffic directly to our program.

So - he decided to trash our program. With no facts, no proof, nothing.

And if I don't pay him $2k as a ransome, he will keep trashing our program.

These are pure facts. No speculations, nothing added. I'm not going to maky any further comments on this subject, you can make your own conclusion.


Petr EveryCent

"give man a break on his wedding day"

OK

... hope he got a prenup though (parting shot)

:o)



Monk

Or is Barnard a figment of Hooper's imagination?
************************

no, he is not,
he is a director of 10,000's corps registered in Nevada,
this is SOP
;-)))
Serge

Monk, are you trying to be more cynical than Hooper?

I don't think anybody can succeed!

give man a break on his wedding day
;-))
Serge

I see the Hooper Emotional Roller Coaster continues... posting his vows so we'll see what a caring, loving man he is...hoping that will make up for the other 99% of his posts.

How old is his new bride?

He sold all his shares to Barnard?... alllllllriiiiiighty then....makes good businees sense to give all your profits to somebody else. Or is Barnard a figment of Hooper's imagination?

This guy's emotional/mental breakdown has more legs down than the NASDAQ... I feel capitulation is coming though.




Monk

serge, white ;-)
chardonnay - jacob's creek, nice standard bottle ...

which of the whites did i give you? i forgot
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

Watching Sense & Sensibility
Lisa

ok, enough on the fucking marriage subject already. i think i'm going to puke up this whole bottle of wine.


cj
****************

red or white???

The white you sent us was EXCELLENT, thanks again cj, and we haven't tasted red yet
;-)))
Serge

i didn't know Afghanistan had a reputation as the capital of man/boy love.

Gay Ol' Time Return To Kandahar
http://www.opranoplus.com
mutt

ok, enough on the fucking marriage subject already. i think i'm going to puke up this whole bottle of wine.


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

Hooper,
I just showed your vows to Emi...

she asked me:
will that be YOURS vows as well"?

I said NO,
I'll be MORE straighforwarded,
I'll skip
"Life is about spinning your gamma ray. " part!
;-))
Serge

lisa, watcha doin?

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

"I just read my vows to my favorite aussie"

Aww shucks! ;))

Arlo my friend, go get married already!

Love to you and Shona on this special day...may it be the beginning of the best of your life. :))


Lisa

---
what if he takes your $100,000 payment and runs away with it to Argentina???
---

Then he would be a aregentinian politician... not an an argentinian!
Hooper

sorry i was wrong. Platinum Bucks didn't steal their T & C from TrueCash. Stole their Compliance Notice code instead

http://www.adultmovienetwork.com/record/sites.html


mutt

So stupid question... when is ig gonna send us some traffic?
*********************************

geeze, didn't you just say you don't trust John??????

what if he takes your $100,000 payment and runs away with it to Argentina???

you contradicting yourself, Hooper!
Serge

no. and i dont want to take it inside either...
*******************************

I think PetrA got the message
;-)))
Serge

So stupid question... when is ig gonna send us some traffic?

There IS a reason we're #1 for a lot of sponsors lately... we're willing to take smaller margins & not pull a "everycent" kinda ripoff! :-)
Hooper CJ Hates Us

but hooper, i still passed the chronic :-)))


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

fuck i love sexcounters banners
that flash thing rocks


cj (vaginator)
************************

cj,
you've seen NOTHING yet!

wait and you be rewarded!
;-))
Serge

---
wanna take this outside?!!!
---

no. and i dont want to take it inside either...

you scared me from hello ;-)))
Hooper CJ Hates Us

didn't even bother searching and replacing TrueCash with their own name.
*************************

Mutt,
I always had big problem with ANYTHING "platinum"
;-(((

1) I used to use Channel's Egoist, 'till they came with
Egoist Platinum,
which smells worse than my piss!
;-(((

2) Platinum Lattern used to post Adious! every day,
just to come the next day with new "bright ideas"
;-))

3) you have to explain everybody that the platinum jewelry is not silver at all!
;-))
Serge

serge, yep, i'm always a long way behind the 'trends'. trends are for pussies

RAARGH!


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

fuck i love sexcounters banners
that flash thing rocks


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

let's do this aussie style

*breaking beer bottle on table*

:-)))
**********************

cj,
you are not following the latest trends....

"aussie style" is something different nowadays
;-)))
Serge

Platinum Bucks are Canadian cockholsters. I only checked out their site last week, went to Terms and Conditions, didn't even bother searching and replacing TrueCash with their own name.


mutt

CJ Hates Us
--

huh?!
wanna take this outside?!!!
let's do this aussie style

*breaking beer bottle on table*

:-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

I was just saying hi to an old
friend I hadn't talked to in 3
years

Timon
*******************

Timon,
now you are guilty by ASSociation!
;-)))
Serge

Platinum Bucks
**********************

hey, I asked about people we KNOW,
not somebody who are known to only lucky few....
;-))))

are those the same guys who "borrowed" ARS site design????

I see this pattern over and over again...

Serge

Let me ask you PETRA & TIMON... IS ME FUCKING WITH YOU FOR WEEKS ON END & TRASHING YOUR ALREADY SHITTY REPS GOING TO BE WORTH A MEASLY TWO GRAND?

***************************

I think you have things confused
Hooper, I have nothing to do with
Petr's revenue programs...

I was just saying hi to an old
friend I hadn't talked to in 3
years

Timon

ok.. leaving now ;-))
Hooper CJ Hates Us

So I trust your 23 hit count about as much as i trust serge's spam bot!
Hooper
***********************

Hooper,
as much as I would like taking credit
"spambot" is NOT mine!

is has a life of it's own and the collective effort of ALL spammers!

what's the heck "spam bot" done to you????

you are NOT spammer, are you?
Serge

hooper, go get married already!! continue this later ... none of us are going anywhere (we don't have lives remember) - enjoy your last nights of freedom because after that YOUR ASS IS NO LONGER YOUR OWN!!!!!
*hugs* congratulations for your big day :-)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

Platinum Bucks never sent us a dime either.


left side = 300 joins per day
right side = 3 joins per day

a casino and a tranny site are next in line.
Hooper Platinum Bucks Hates Us

in the best "KGB Eddie's" voice:


PetrA,
"pay man his money"!
;-))

Hooper, have fun on your honeymoon,
and once again:
mazal tov!


now....
are there any other NAMES?
Serge

if u remember back in the fall PBS Frontline had an expose on the Porn Industry. I think they pulled it in the aftermath of Sept 11. Well it's rescheduled for February 7th. From what I hear it's going to be powerful stuff. Max Hardcore goes to trial in Los Angeles the same day it airs. Wish they didn't use Danni Ashe, who the fuck made her an expert on porn. I never see her name on any porn flicks.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/porn/index.html

watch the streaming 4 minute trailer it's pretty good.

PBS rules! I send the Buffalo station a check every year. 20 bucks but it's still something.
mutt

You know ther ARE other boards serge.

AI... IA... JB.. BJ.. so many acronyms that i just cant keep up!!!

ROFLMAO = EVERYCENT in my mind!
SHAVE = EVERYCENT in my mind too!

Sorry but i'm going to head off to my own business for a few days & let the theives run from our own mechanisms.....

Let me ask you PETRA & TIMON... IS ME FUCKING WITH YOU FOR WEEKS ON END & TRASHING YOUR ALREADY SHITTY REPS GOING TO BE WORTH A MEASLY TWO GRAND?

IF NOT... Wires are accepted
IF SO.... Cool... we've got our own gay sites alread to compare to yours soon!
Hooper Everycent Hates Us

I hate when I check my morning stats and I see this, Conversion 1:1761

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

i didn't invent 'cockholster'. I probably had something to do with making it an industry buzzword cuz i encouraged Mike to use it. I'd never heard the term before. It's an amusing word.

mutt

oh fuck..
i cant believe it.. but people are suddently talking about what ripoff artistst EVERYCENT is on OTHER BOARDS!!!
*************************

where? where? I see nothing but you on pond
;-((((



mutt.. i believe you invented the word "cockholster"????
***************************

nope, I think it was AI's!
;-)))
Serge

I dont trust john.
--

me either - he keeps sending our advertisers all of our money!! bastard!!

anyone in brissy feel like a drink? i'm about to attack the city ....

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

private is a spanish company.... cen served as their best pos for american internet surfers.

next... do i get 10%???
Hooper
**********************

Mutt, the best source would be Colin,
he toured their facilities in Spain with Joee in 1998
;-)))

http://opranoplus.com/askcolin/
;-)))
Serge

oh fuck..
i cant believe it.. but people are suddently talking about what ripoff artistst EVERYCENT is on OTHER BOARDS!!!

mutt.. i believe you invented the word "cockholster"????

I like that word... especially with regards to PETRA cause people are talking about his ripoff tactics!
Hooper

I dont trust john.
***************************

hmmm.....Hooper,
John was playing with MILLIONS of my money in 97-99,
he still makes millions of $$$ payments to Webmasters on Timon, Scott and other players behalf,
you can trust him MORE than you can trust yourself.



He looked like he would be happy to see me lying in pain in a gutter.
***********************************

oh, c'mon! he ICQ's ScottPB for that! he never gets involved personally!
;-)))
;-)))





nobody will every get away with stealing from us again.
Hooper
***************************

Hooper,
give us the NAMES!!!!!

go fish or...cut the bate!
;-)))
Serge

sheesh..

i must be bored.

private is a spanish company.... cen served as their best pos for american internet surfers.

next... do i get 10%???
Hooper

not sure how Private and CEN were hooked up. Think Joee stocked Private Gold with content from their porn shoots. They are a large player in the video porn biz. Websites not the same. They should consult with Ken.
mutt

Serge
Marriage is wonderful, it's the end that sucks.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

I dont trust john.

He looked like he would be happy to see me lying in pain in a gutter.

We recently hired the first ever "adult educated" collection agent...

nobody will every get away with stealing from us again.
Hooper

Copy --> Paste

Anything that is a product of love & not of money should be shared 100%.

Enjoy it as you see fit if you see fit to enjoy it.
Hooper
Sat, 26 Jan 2002 03:37:37 - IP: 66.68.50.88 - Post # 50234
***********************************

...and I save it on ALL my servers and hard drives!

thanks!
Serge

The good thing about marriage these days is you get to do it more then once.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
**********************************

Cleo, don't hit me below the belt!
;_))
Serge

as soon as we get our money from them we'll begin collecting on the others.. and you know who you are!
Hooper
*******************

Hooper,
THEY know who they are, but we do not!

John "where is the fucking money" Cotac
will send you wedding gift in the morning,
$250 as a small token of Oprano's well wish
if you post the list of people we know and who owe you money
NOW!
Serge

The good thing about marriage these days is you get to do it more then once.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

---
I hope they are not copyprotected
---

Copy --> Paste

Anything that is a product of love & not of money should be shared 100%.

Enjoy it as you see fit if you see fit to enjoy it.
Hooper

Serge... simply because you've been polite and you asked nicely i'll post a draft of my vows.
.S.

Serge... simply because you've been polite and you asked nicely i'll post a draft of my vows.

*************************

I don't think so...you only do things you wanna do,
you can't care less what Serge asks
;-)))


you posted it because you believed it was GOOD and...I agree on that!
;-))
Serge

nice vows hooper.

But i am cynical. Divorce rate is now closing in on 70%. So what begins as 'I will stand by you forever' usually ends up with"I swear to God I will kill you bitch (bastard)"
mutt

Hooper,
VERY GOOD vows,
I hope they are not copyprotected,
I could have used them myself!

if Barnard was the one who wrote them,
I tip my hat to him!
;-))
Serge

Any new and exciting happening?

Are we still the only known life in the universe?


Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Stimulant Time

Mutt, VERY good info!
http://www.opranoplus.com/
especially about Private, which as we all know was associated with CEN once
;-))
Serge

Serge... simply because you've been polite and you asked nicely i'll post a draft of my vows.
-------------------------

Shona,
Exactly one year ago on this very day, the 26th of January we met for the very first time and you have since changed my life forever.

Those of you who know me best know that I am imperfect and tend to be overly analytical, overly cynical, overly observational… but that when I do make a decision, that it is always final.

You have taught me in more ways than one that it’s ok to be imperfect, that it’s ok to be weak, that it’s ok to breathe.
So, I stand here imperfect, weak and breathing deeply.

Over the course of this past year you have introduced me to life. You have taught me that life is about pleasure. Life is about pain. Life is about participating, loving, standing and sometimes falling down. Life is both good and bad. Life is about spinning your gamma ray.

Every day people make promises. Promises of love. Promises of money. Promises of forgivness. Promises of perfection.

I however dislike promises of perfection, promises of perfection are almost always broken because as you have taught me, nobody is perfect.

So in the spirit of my imperfections and passions, my promises to you Shona are that I will never be the perfect husband. I will never be the perfect friend. I will never be the perfect father.

But I do promise you this. I will stand by you no matter how much it hurts me. I will hold your hand no matter how often we fight. I will always defend you whether you are right or wrong. I will trust you. And I will be your best friend.

Hooper

I just read my vows to my favorite aussie
*******************

how did u get Paul Hogan's email address?
mutt

---
all the fighting between
Petr and Hooper ;-)
---

The fighting here is something i do to make my next 12 hours pass by... i make quite a bit more daily from exit revenues... problem is people like EVERYCENT NOT PAYING...

as soon as we get our money from them we'll begin collecting on the others.. and you know who you are!
Hooper

I just read my vows to my favorite aussie
*******************

oh, c'mon, don't leave us hanging!

post them here too!

let us all share the moment!
Serge

I'm dying here... wine & champagne for 90 people isnt cheap.
******************************

excellent!

loans are MY business!

I'll be very gentle, how about 10% a week with NO collateral!?
Serge

can i get you to talk about the usual 15% fee on a $2000 debt???
**********************************

Hooper,
I am not in debt collection business,
Ivan'ko was and his regular fees are 50% not 15%

you know his address, he is on the 4th floor below the ground,
talk to him!

I am even less than a pawn in his games!
;-)))
Serge

Not trying to get anything thru
anyones head, just trying to cheer up the
board a bit after all the fighting between
Petr and Hooper ;-)

Timon

---
Next time you wanna get something thru his head-
talk to me first
---

can i get you to talk about the usual 15% fee on a $2000 debt???

I'm dying here... wine & champagne for 90 people isnt cheap.

maybe that extra $2000 from EVERYCENT will help!

I just read my vows to my favorite aussie & she promised not a dry eye in the house ;-)))
Hooper

pretty fucking lively board for 6 AM in the morning.


Oplus News Update
*****************
EFF(Electronic Frontier Foundation) Joins Sex.com Case

Kaylee Kleevage No Bust As Businesswoman

CNET Recommends Porn Sites As Blueprint For Mainstream Success

Meg Ryan To Play Deep Throat Legend Linda Lovelace?


http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt

Timon,
dealing with Hooper and Bernard is NOT a joking matter.

Next time you wanna get something thru his head-
talk to me first,
I have my magic touch with BOTH of them
;-))
Serge

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO PISS WITH ME!

Hooper
***********************

holy shit!!!!!!!!!
and this I hear from the guy who is 11hours and 45 minutes away from his wedding bells?????

I LOVE YOU TOO, Arlo,
will you marry ME??????
Serge

<serge speak>

SO now send me the $2000.00 that you owe me or i'm going to continue bashing you. Not only on this board, but on many other boards.

</serge speak>
Hooper
***************************

Hooper, in case if you missed it:
http://192.41.19.35/animal/legsbrok.wav
Serge

Whoops... wrong board dammit.
ok. well you know where i shoulda posted.
Hooper
********************

where?

here?

http://personals.yahoo.com/display/personals?ct_hft=table&cr=West+Palm+Beach&ce_p=Woman&ce_g=Man
Serge

if currency is what matters,
sell your Gay sign ups to Jonas aka former Stoner
http://manlover.com

he sent me yesterday the best cigars I've seen in a while,
100% solvent,
and as trusty name in Gay business
as you can possibly get.
Serge

Hooper,
don't get me wrong,
I love PetrA as much as I love you!

nevertheless,
Mazal Tov on your upcoming marriage,
small step for you, big step for humanity,
I think what you post is the result of your anxioness,
and as Italians say:
"Viva LaSpousa!"

or
Long Live the Bride!
Serge

czech.. eastern block...
all the same CURRENCY... and THAT is what matters.
Hooper

you are about 1 foot taller than me... but about the same height as bernard.
**********************

Bernard shouldn't worry about me,
6'-3" PetrA is his MAJOR concern!

BTW,
is that true that you used "eastern block" instead of "Chezh"
because you were not sure how to spell it?
Serge

Whoops... wrong board dammit.
ok. well you know where i shoulda posted.
Hooper

I'm feeling so angsty.
getting married in 12 hours....

funny that destroying some thief would make me feel less anxious eh?

sad huh?
Hooper

and Hooper,
here is the message frokm Ivan'ko for you:
http://192.41.19.35/animal/legsbrok.wav
Serge

---
if it wasn't for John "where is the fucking money" Cotac
and Cybrglide,
---

ok.. now a dose of reality.

you are about 1 foot taller than me... but about the same height as bernard.
Hooper

Clearwater High Security Penetentiary
Clearwater, MN

2 stories above the ground,
8 stories below the ground

does THIS address sound familiar?
Serge

trust me ... *I* am not in charge of click feel media... I sold my shares to a much stronger man. I am just a pawn.
****************************

I hear you, Arlo,
I sold myself all my interests to Ivan'ko from Brighton Beach who is due for parole in 2003,
we are the collegues, we are both only pawns and responcible for NOTHING!

1. e2-e4 e7-e5
Serge

$2000

Click Feel Media, Inc.
Joke Stoppers Department
2533 North Carson #4793 (familiar address?)
Carson City, NV 89706
Hooper

I'm going to hurt you in other ways now because you didnt pay me.
*********************************

PetrA,
if I were you, I'd heed this warning.

I met Hooper in Vegas and if it wasn't for John "where is the fucking money" Cotac
and Cybrglide,
who shielded me with their bodies,
I'd probably end up on the floor of the Venetian with broken jaw and ribs cage.

You don't wanna deal with angry Hooper if you are a man,
and you don't wanna deal with horny Hooper if you are a woman!
Serge

You don't think my jokes are funny? :-)

Timon

---
I know you both, almost carnally
---

but you still dont believe that bernard is real!

trust me ... *I* am not in charge of click feel media... I sold my shares to a much stronger man. I am just a pawn.

i like petra though.. as soon as he sends me a check and timon stops telling jokes!
Hooper

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls.

One guy says to the other, " Man, I sure wish I could do that".

The other guy says, " Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"

Timon