Hooper, aka Arlo
Petra, aka Petr Anderle
I don't think you have reasons for quarrels.

Both of you are very well known and especially respected members of the adult community.

I know you both, almost carnally and I can attest that you BOTH are the beacon for the entire industry to follow!

Especially you!
Serge

p.s.
how are those underage thai girls treating you???
Hooper

It's ok timon..


I'll stop posting for the night since it obviously makes you nervous.

I'm going to hurt you in other ways now because you didnt pay me.

Boards are the least of your worries.
Hooper

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

Timon

We all have "Every Scent" and we all know that not "every scent" smells nice....

we just do business with the people that send us the most checks each week!
Hooper Who IS Elliot???

That's OK Elliot...

You and JR both have had your moments but I love both of you no matter what.

Kisses & Hugs,
Hooper

WHY DONT YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION?

WHY DONT YOU STOP POSTING JOKES?

I DONT LIKE HOOPER.

I DONT LIKE THIEVES.

PLEASE STOP EVADING THE ISSUES.
Elliot Often

A girl goes into a bar.

She says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniel's."

He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down. She has five more in a row, belts them all down, passes out dead drunk, and everybody in the bar fucks her.

The next night, she walks into the bar, and says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniel's."

He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down. She has five more in a row, belts them all down, passes out dead drunk, and everybody in the bar fucks her again.

The next night, she walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a triple Tequila."

He says, "I thought you drank Jack Daniel's."

She says, "Not any more. Jack Daniel's makes my pussy sore."

Timon

I've done a bit of investigation and it appears that hooper is right.

everycent has never paid several of my friends and colleagues.

sorry hooper
Elliot Often

BIG DIALER NEWS !!!

MUST READ !
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Kevin Adult Webmaster World
***********************************

...and Mr. Korbin went on record in August of 2001 with
"I don't like dialers"
Serge

This Aussie gay guy's lover dies. He takes the corpse to the undertakers and says, "So, what are my options?"
The undertaker says, "Right, you can have him cremated or buried."

"Oh," says the queer, "is that it? I really sort of wanted him curried."

"Nope, cremated or buried, that's it."

"Sure I can't have him curried?"

"Nah, mate! Why'd ya want him curried anyway?"

The queer replies "Well, I'd like to feel him dripping out of my arse one more time."

Timon

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.

The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

Timon

This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through.
She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.

Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?"

Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!"

The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 12 year old."


Timon

and we all know who e.o. is....

E.O. stands for EVERY OTHER cent
Hooper

Looks like the Village Idiot Hooper is back.


Elliot Offen

<serge speak>

SO now send me the $2000.00 that you owe me or i'm going to continue bashing you. Not only on this board, but on many other boards.

</serge speak>
Hooper

---
So anyone heard any good jokes lately?
---

YES!

Timon & Petra!

If you are STUPID ENOUGH to ever TRY their program then you ARE A JOKE!!!!

soo... I AM A JOKE cause i tested your PISS POOOR PROGRAM!!!

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.
STOP HIDING YOU COWARDS!
Hooper

---
you take this to private email
---

PRIVATE EMAIL????

Why Private???

You're STEALING MY MONEY and you want me to be QUIET or PRIVATE about it???

Why should i do you a courtesy of privacy??? are you giving me something???
Hooper

So anyone heard any good jokes lately?

Timon

where is my money you eastern block cunts??

Of is it in your "muscledmen"s ass???

I wonder only because we sent you traffic, it didn't convert... but instead of simply saying that it didnt convert you called me a liar!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO PISS WITH ME!

Why dont we do a 1signup/1signup comparison of dixxx.com and cocksweat.com to your ripoff gaysites when we launch????

Everybody could learn an everycent lesson in just a few everycent minutes!
Hooper

everycent sells a site called "muscledmen"

if you promote it you will lose money

if you promote it, you can generally expect that you will earn nothing from this company that is based in PRAGUE and has no obligation to USA webmasters.
Hooper

everylubefreefucking

i enjoy a good assfucking now and again... but NO LUBE and only MUSCLED MEN????

How can a man enjoy that????

Clearly they dont!!!
Hooper

so let me repeat my posts from ealier.

everycent = nocents in your wallet.

everycent = nocash in your pocket

everycent = 1/100th of you hits counted

everycent = shave me please please please
Hooper

or are you DUMB ENOUGH to belive that all publicity is good publicity???

hahahaha
Hooper

Sure ICQ: 3386263

Timon

My GOD!

I unfortunately have things to do for the next 48 hours that prevent me from focusing my attention on your THIEF RING of EASTERN BLOCK SPAMMERS....

when i return from those things i will enjoy fucking you out of business.
Hooper

Timon, sure thing! Do you have ICQ/email I can reach you at?
Petr EveryCent

Hooper - you trying to make the
100,000th post tonight :-)

I think it's too tedious so might
as well quit posting now ;-)

Timon

I think we need to make your thievery more public than places such as oprano...

you claim i sent you TWENTY THREE HITS????

Are you smoking e-diggity-digs chronic????
Hooper

I think we should call "everycent" "every 4th cent"... that would be MUCH more appropriate...

because you are a THIEF PETR.

You STEAL MONEY PETR
Hooper

Petra.... too many individual people that read this board send me 100+ sales a day...

So I trust your 23 hit count about as much as i trust serge's spam bot!
Hooper

Petr, we should meet up in Bugsy's next time I
am in Prague...
I'll just wait for winter to blow over first ;-)
Timon

The would you be insulted if I suggested
you take this to private email, your conversation
makes for rather unpleasant reading...

This is not the appropriate place for such
discussions.

Timon

Oh well.

I guess i've had my minor opportunity to take my moments of gay "muscled men" frustration out on somebody else.

I prefer me who are not muscled but convert my traffic.

Give me 1:100 or 1:1000... just SEND ME A CHECK PETRA!!!!

ARE YOU EVER GOING TO SEND ME A CHECK????
Hooper

Hooper, you are posting bulshit while I'm posting hard cold facts. First you said you sent me 3 times more traffic than you really did. Then you said you were counting outgoing hits but you didn't it. I don't have time to talk to morons like you, really.

Timon, everything is just fine... And I don't hate you... ;)


Petr EveryCent

---
Hooper, don't they have some special
webmaster complaint board that is more
appropriate for issues like these?
---

No. Their support resources SUCK.
What else would you expect from some program run by a SPAMMER out of the former easter block???

I get more spams with "petra" in the url than i get spams with "usvirgins" and thats saying a lot!
Hooper

Oy!

So I can take gay traffic tha normally converts 1:300 straight through..

Then i can prequalify it further for your "strong men" site... and then you're still gonna try and FUCK ME out of sales?

I understand how businesss works manno... but I will NEVER let somebody fuck me out of money LIKE YOU DID and get away with it.
Hooper

FUCK IBILL.
FUCK IBILL.
FUCK IBILL.

I am sick and fucking tired of it. 2 monthes EVERLASTING problems.

Fuck it.

RedEye fuck..

yawn

Timon

Hooper, don't they have some special
webmaster complaint board that is more
appropriate for issues like these?

Timon

Yes. we did send hits from that prequalified exit console.. and from THAT exit console we made ZERO sales.

Your program SUCKS.

No matter what you might stand up here and say.. fact is that i sent you prequalified exit hits from that fpa and you STILL couldnt conver them.

So give me ONE reason why we should send you traffic???

What are you bidding now????
$100 per join if you can actually get a join???
Hooper

I think that the many exit console sponsors who make many 10's of thousands from those same spots every month know that you are completely full of shit!
Hooper

Hooper,

another lie

This is the page you were sending hits from:

http://xxxit.clickfeel.com/fpa/muscled_men/index.html

There is no script counting outgoing hits. The link is going directly to our site. Therefore you couldn't count 10 times more hits than we did.

Busted again.


Petr EveryCent

Hey Petr, long time no speak...
how have you been?

Still hate my gutts? You know I
still love you bro :-)

Timon

Or is your program about "every cent" that you can fuck out of your webmaster????
Hooper

So how many checks did you send me for those "2000" hits i sent you????

and how many checks do you think i got from competing sponsors for those exact same exit spots???
Hooper

those are YOUR counts Petr... we counted almost 10 times as many!

I know that defending your honor seems important right now... but i assure you it's the worst thing you can do ;-)))
Hooper

Hooper,

don't lie again.

You sent 2172 raw hits (1888 uniques). And these were hits counted on the first page. That's not exactly a large volume of hits, is it?

Not to mention it took you almost three months to send 2k hits. That's about 23 hits a day.

Next time get your facts straight before you post again. Otherwise you are just gonna make yourself look stupid.

Have a good day


Petr EveryCent

---
chatboards and business
---

I find it interesting that you distinguish between the two.
Hooper

chatboards and business are Serge's favorite sport. Goat fucking is just a stress reliever.
mutt

---
if you have GAY traffic and haven't tried EVERYCENT you are missing out
---

1:6000 before i finally gave up.
save your traffic for dixxx.com and cocksweat.com
Hooper

hehe hi everyone....i slept to long!:)lol its hard to get up att 4:30(swedish Time) and post the boards :)lol

Congrats, J$tyle$!!:)

have a good time everybody!:)
Nickname

Mutt - You have some damn good points there ;-)

"Russian who hates ALL sports"
Maybe there is a sport Serge enjoys, but am not sure if goat fucking can be shown on ESPN ;-)

It's late here on the east coast , time for bed

Vick Big Announcement coming next week! ;-)

hard to believe a program as fine as MaxCash is run by Jets fans.

But then again Oprano is run by a Saints fan and a Russian who hates ALL sports.


mutt

You saving up for a Sybian cj?

that's a real niche out there now. Girl/machine sex.

thanks for the sex toy giveaways Todd. The 100 banners is a great prize as well.
mutt Maximum Cash - Others May Come and Go But This Program Withstands The Test Of Time Paying Out ON Time EVERY Time!!!

"Serge
I have no friends!
Mike AI"

Sarcasm becomes you Mike ;-) I am one of many proud to say you're a good friend of mine ;-)


Keepng tight lipped for now about the dialog J$tyle$ and I are having

Hope to have something good come from it :-)

Will say that if J$tyle$ does work with the Oprano content board http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/ it will be an opportunity for growth



Vick Big Announcement coming next week! ;-)

*perk*
did somebody say toy giveaways?!?!

:-)
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

Mutt,

we can't wait to give those toys away to some luck winner!!
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sextoyking sextoys make good upsells:)

MacandBumble used to be wicked spammers but i think they got the picture pretty fast.
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It does have awesome content if glamour photography is your thing. It's a good program to promote on non-adult sites that you don't want to dirty up with hardcore xxx advertising.
mutt

oops.....looks like i forgot URL's for Oculus and WebmasterCentral
http://www.oculusadult.com
http://www.webmastercentral.com

also give these proggies a shot, Vick is going to make people lots of $$$ next month at http://www.cloud9cash.com
and if you have GAY traffic and haven't tried EVERYCENT you are missing out. This program was doing GAY before 99% of the others had their first AOL connection. http://www.everycent.com


mutt

Congrats J$tyles on you winning a $50,000 Tag from Oprano......
--------------------

Now THAT is some funny shit!

...and kudos to you on your new position with M&B, KB!

I've always been a big fan of MacandBumble.com!

--------------------
I always knew you had it in you:)
--------------------

STK -

Oh yeah! I have posting skillz!

LOL




J$tyle$ This is another BAD marketting line...

Next Sunday one lucky lady will win $250.00 worth of vibrators, dildos and other sex toys from Todd and SextoyWorld. http://www.safesexmall.com/money

Plus $250.00 CA$H and PuRvETTe pLuGiN!

Content? You want some good content?
Try out another newcomer to the field of photo content PHOTOGENXXX.COM, from Pornication.
Lots of content featuring YOUR members favorite Pornication models shot professionally. If you feature Pornication feeds on your site you should buy these photosets!
http://www.photogenxxx.com

Ohhhh you need glossy magazine style hardcore boy/girl content featuring some of the biggest names in porn? http://www.freshphotos.com

Also check out Purvette, content for BOTH sexes. It's a magazine chock full of feature articles and pictorials about sex and relationships, not some loser adult cyberzine some corporate porn content company puts about 2 minutes of work into.
http://webmasters.purvette.com


OculusAdult also has some unique editorial adult content that gives a members area some class.

Lot cheaper to keep your members an extra month or even two than it costs to 'buy' a new member!


mutt MaxCash Super Pickem - Win a Broadband Video Feed From WebmasterCentral or the $2000 Grand Prize!

Hi All,

congrats Jon on the winning post, I always knew you had it in you:)


sextoyking sextoys @ more

oh dear Meathead,Snickers and Alien are putting Oprano out of business.
I was going to do some work on Opranoplus but what's the point now.....oh well........please keep me informed during these troubled times Mike!

huh? Kitty doesn't have time to moderate Opranocontent's board but she does have time for Netpond?


mutt

Congrats J$tyles on you winning a $50,000 Tag from Oprano......

That's how I heard it through the adult internet rumor mill......

How is everyone doing tonight???
KBumble Beautiful women, Beautiful site.......

This Enron fiasco is going to get bigger and bigger. Dominoes already starting to fall?

http://biz.yahoo.com/apf/020125/kmart_accounting_5.html

Monk

I hate it when everyone falls asleep.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) ZZZzzz...

VARADOX NEWS !

PART 2
concerning all webmasters using
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Kevin Adult Webmaster World

BIG DIALER NEWS !!!

MUST READ !
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even good content doesn't sell itself!! and THAT is why i'm looking for a content sales rep ... anyone around with good knowledge of paysites and a knack for sales and follow through?


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

this is another BAD marketting line...
because...
if the content sold itself,
why would anybody need YOU to sell it?????
;-))
--------------------

Granted, webmasters need to know it's available BEFORE they're going to buy, Serge.

However, the response that I've received most often is "this is GREAT content. We've been looking for an alternative to __________, ____________, and ___________, etc."

...and then, BAM! SALE!

Go take a look at the rest of the images at http://www.cloud9content.com

If you were a webmaster, and were developing a new site, or updating your members area - wouldn't you buy content like this that has NEVER been seen by surfers? It's new and fresh, and the market demands just THAT! ;o)


J$tyle$

Then Peter Worrell was thrown out with 1.2 seconds left after a vicious elbow on Martin Gelinas in the slot.

Gelinas was knocked unconscious and was on the ice motionless for more than a minute after receiving a concussion from the 6-foot-6, 245-pound Worrell.

from tonight's FL Panthers game

Thats our boy, Peter, hee hee

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks converts

Hi ppl hi serge,

that's funny stuff you send me
LOL
btw what's everyone doing for the
weekend. I am going Jetskiing
ahhh Australia got to love it !

Kevin




Kevin Adult Webmaster World

More would have been better, OF COURSE - however, the fact is the content basically sells itself.
*******************************

really????

this is another BAD marketting line...
because...
if the content sold itself,
why would anybody need YOU to sell it?????
;-))

J, you've been rubbing shoulders with newbs for way too long
;-)))

THIS IS OPRANO!
;_))
Serge

It's from the Pope's personal collection, Serge
******************************

I don't think so....
somebody told me they found vatican IP's in their GAY site logs
;-)))
Serge

drop me an email detailing which ones, and I'll work you a nice deal!

********************

J, do you have sets of confucy????

I'll buy 5!

geeze,

Serge

Serge,

The results I got were pretty much what I expected ;o)

More would have been better, OF COURSE - however, the fact is the content basically sells itself.

___________________________
I don't know about others, but Oprano LOVES and ENDORSES Xpays OPENLY,
NOT secretly!
___________________________

Lovely!

LOL

:o)


Mike -

Thanks for the well wishes!

Can't speak for his marketing methods prior to Vegas. I didn't Meet him until the last day of the show.

BTW - I have an open dialog with Vick ;o)


J$tyle$

It's from the Pope's personal collection, Serge


Gavster I'll take a bakers dozen . . .

where did this come from ?

Vatican City????
;-))

http://www.cloud9content.com/tannieun/index.html
Serge

Serge
I have no friends!
Mike AI Get your domains here!

Serge,

I'll take a dozen!


Gavster I'll take a bakers dozen . . .

J$tyle$, sounds like a good marraige for you. Good luck!

His old way of marketing was major spamming... And of course the name is a little conflcit with Vick, Vick seems to be nicer then I would be.
Mike AI Get your domains here!

J,
this is a PURE bullshit!
""Oprano, Brad Shaws and SetGo secretly LOVE and ENDORSE Xpays!""

I don't know about others, but Oprano LOVES and ENDORSES Xpays OPENLY,
NOT secretly!

;-)))
Serge

BTW,
J, here is a key miscalculation of the e-mail you sent to people you met in Vegas:

"I need a few people to make a one time bulk purchase..."

According to Dale Carnegie,
this is THE WORST line when you are selling something.

In general, NOBODY gives a fuck what WE need,
people only care about what THEY need!

I'd compose it different....

I'd write:
"YOU need to become a few LUCKY people to make a one time bulk purchase to SAVE a fortune"

you see the difference!?

if you did that,
ALL Mike's friends would by it ALL!
;-))
Serge

A decent toupe? ;))
Nick
-------------------------

Cute, Nick - but why cover up something PERFECT with something decent ;o)



-------------------------

J$tyle$

I sent you e-mail at e-mail you provided in the tag
Serge

-------------------------

Got it! Deciding if I like "Oprano, Brad Shaws and SetGo secretly LOVE and ENDORSE Xpays!" or some other catchy little ditty ;o)


LOL
-------------------------


You with cloud9content now?


Mike AI Get your domains here!
-------------------------

Actually, Mike - I recently negotiated an exclusive deal with the photographer/owner of Cloud9content.

It's primarily BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE SEEN images, all shot in the past 3 months. 115+ sets, over 15,000 images, various categories.

Check out some samples:

http://www.cloud9content.com/tannieun/index.html

http://www.cloud9content.com/mikoboy/index.html

http://www.cloud9content.com/fettish/index.html

Seems that he just wants to shoot the content, and would rather not do sales and marketing.

So, it looks like my company is the exclusive sales and marketing arm for Cloud9content.

The results thus far have been excellent. Several of your friends, and acquantances have bought some sets, and a few have actually purchased the whole library.

BTW - since I won the BIG 50,000 post "tag contest" I'm in a GREAT mood, so - anyone that is interested in purchsing 5 or more sets...drop me an email detailing which ones, and I'll work you a nice deal!
J$tyle$

100%
Nick

What percent of opranonauts are gay?

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks converts

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

your killing us here. LOL
Nick

Voo, it must be a friday thing!!


Mike AI Get your domains here!

Can he even see over the windshield of the viper?
Mike AI Get your domains here!

fuck off,moose!!!!
Nick

Damnit MikeAI, I'm still laughing. Where's my medication? hahaha


VooMan NationalNet

So therefore only sane people laughed.

Bet someone in California looked at it with a straight face and proclaimed:
"Whats so funny?Thats the noise my viper makes,and hence why I have windscreen wipers on the INSIDE,to clean up all that spittle !!!"

later on does someone say "it's all good" copyright buick ;)))

I fucking love the key changes LOL
Nick

Ok Im insane too

The guy that thought of it..is he insane?
Moose Even more insane

You with cloud9content now?
********************************

yes, he is...Little birdie told me he might even take interest in 'em...I heard it from OSTRIDGE!
;-)))
Serge

Voo, if you laughed - well then everyone must be insane. You are the most sane person I know!
Mike AI Get your domains here!

We were all pissing ourselves here too,Mike.

But then we hadn't stopped laughing since FM's post ;)

I read it to redlion,and he nearly crashed his lambo LOL
Nick

Slavdogg,

I really REALLY tried, but it looks like I'm insane too. Laughed my ass off after about 15 seconds. :-)


VooMan NationalNet

Nick I tried not to laugh as well, but I had one of my photogs standing over my shoulder.... we both broke down!
Mike AI Get your domains here!

J$tyle$ Serge is the prize master... I am glad you won it though.

You with cloud9content now?


Mike AI Get your domains here!