J$tyle$

I sent you e-mail at e-mail you provided in the tag
Serge

A decent toupe? ;))
Nick

Very profound message for 50,000 J$style$ ;-)

Mike AI
_______________________

Yeah, I thought so too ;o)

I still don't understand what I won though???

What is it?


J$tyle$

MikeAi,
I'm insane too :)I tried not to lauygh at it :)

But then I actually believe I'm making more money,having more fun,and enjoying life more than when I owned Netpond :)))

I should be looking for a home for the bewildered I guess ;))

Not long til July,Serge.
Nick

Cleo,
you missed a world if you didn't click on the link Slavik posted!
;-)))
Serge

OK its official I am insane!


Mike AI Get your domains here!

Serge is singing

Fatboy is calling the kitties

The goats are very happy

Did I miss anything

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

am I getting my Kitty's mixed up?
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most likely,
because....
the Kitty I knew is going to Tasmania!

Post # 50045

;-)))
Serge

Serge, Thanks for clearing that up! ;-)


fatbaby

http://www.essbasetools.com/instest.htm

:)
Slavdogg http://www.softwarebucks.com

Goats tend to fuck themselves eventually :)

But July is the season :))
Nick
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it's a season to be jolly,
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
;-)))
Serge

fatbaby,
I posted on
http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/

my complete and comprehensive thoughts on the subject
;-)))
Serge

So Gavster, I guess it is a little chilly!!
Mike AI Get your domains here!

Goats tend to fuck themselves eventually :)

But July is the season :))
Nick

Kitty of sexcontents.com plus Lady Sharlot and Spyder of fetishbrokers.com also are joining the team as moderators over on http://www.contentspotlight.com/msgboard/
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I really dont want to start anything, but I'm confused about that announcement at Netpond... am I getting my Kitty's mixed up?


fatbaby

Now you know why I live in Tahoe, Mike . . . . lol


Gavster Who needs goats?

it's goats mating season,
time to fuck the fucking goats!
;-)))
Serge
________

Is that for the US or Canada?
Mike AI Get your domains here!

July....hmmmm what happens in July? ;)
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it's goats mating season,
time to fuck the fucking goats!
;-)))
Serge

Damn Gavster where was that girl at, antartica?
Mike AI Get your domains here!

July....hmmmm what happens in July? ;)

I'll be here tending goats ;)
Nick

http://www.sexlaughs.com/pics2/coldnip.jpg Didn't your mama ever tell you it's not polite to point

Vick Excellent earning opportunity .......

Who needs a goat, when you can have a girl like this?

http://www.sexlaughs.com/pics2/coldnip.jpg
Gavster Who needs goats?

Ok all together....

" STUPID FUCKING GOATS"
Mike AI Get your domains here!

Nick, any plans for July?
;-)
Serge

Goats.Yup.Food,clothing,milk and sex.

Gotta love them :)))
Nickatpasture

Serge, I have 45 acres - we can become farmers still!!

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than who the fuck needs Oprano?????

REAL money are in
"Da Goats!!!!!"

Serge

Serge, I have 45 acres - we can become farmers still!!



Mike AI Get your domains here!

Slav if you run into any good looking female webmasters
let me know
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks converts

Shit, I just blew the office like Fred Flintstone when that pterodactyl does that end-of-the-workday whistle thing, drove 110 mph all the way home just to witness post 50K & I missed it.
Congrats Dantheman - Have a good weekend everyone :)
Vandy Yabba Dabba Doo...

Serge what are we going to do when Meat and Ron put Oprano out of business??
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I really don't know....I haven't thought THAT far....

there are few things we might persue:

1) raise family or cattle
(to each it's own ;-)

2) Join the Peace Corp

3) Start porn site using this as a logo:
http://192.41.19.35/vietnam/bj.wav


;-))))
Serge

Take me with you CJ! ;-)


Mike AI Get your domains here!

You can be my interpreter!
*******
That would be a very long trial, I

'm sorry I didn't understand could you repeat that?, I'm sorry I didn't understand could you repeat that?, I'm sorry I didn't understand could you repeat that?, I'm sorry I didn't understand could you repeat that?,

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

shit, i slept through it all!!
oh well, back to bed then :-)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

Slavdogg
Kind of thought so. I've yet to see a sign up form that requires a penis ;)

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Serge what are we going to do when Meat and Ron put Oprano out of business??

Maybe I can go to Australia and represent Scott in court! :-)

You can be my interpreter! haha
Mike AI

Cleo, famale webmasters are always welcomed :)
especially the creative ones like yourself :)


http://www.softwarebucks.com
Slavdogg you dont need a dick to clean browsers

Damn what a crazy day at Oprano....
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and when was the last NORMAL day?
;-)))
Serge

FM, sure, as soon as I get espresso and conollies from RB!
;-)))

...whoops, almost forgot,
can't do it, your mini-me aka Kaiser pulls my posts there!
;-)))
Serge

Damn what a crazy day at Oprano....


??????
J$tyle$
Fri, 25 Jan 2002 04:07:07 - IP: 64.160.154.6 - Post # 50000
________

Very profound message for 50,000 J$style$ ;-)


Mike AI

take your dick out of your pants and put one of these fuckin banners up right now
***********
Slavdogg
So I guess you are only looking for male webmasters?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

if it's anything like the deal they had with me you have no worries.

want to come hold hands and server coffee over at ANS ?


fantasyman

when meatman runs YOU out of business where are you going to post?

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well,
I heard CEN is about to launch their own board and there is an OPENING
there....

I sent my resume to MSpice!
Serge

when meatman runs YOU out of business where are you going to post?

peace out
fantasyman

Hmm.. guess it was a bad time to run a couple errands..

:>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

since so many people are reading the board right now let me take the time to remind you all that http://www.softwarebucks.com is now paying $30 for each fuckin sale. And http://www.cleanbrowser.com/ is blowing away all competition.

take your dick out of your pants and put one of these fuckin banners up right now

:))


Slavdogg

FantasyMan,
welcome to your SECOND post on Oprano!

I'm sure will see you in competition for 100,000 post!
;-))
Serge

Jonathan,
you've got mail!
;-))
Serge

fuck fuck fuck, guess i'm late as usual
fantasyman

Serge, what do I get for second place?
*********************

In the immortal words of that hip hop rapper guy, Nelly...

I AM # 1

2 is not a winner

...and 3 no one remembers

;o)


Serge,

let's talk offline!


J$tyle$

due to the huge jobs
*****
When a porn star posts that all kinds of huge things come to my mind...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) thinking of something to put here...

100 posts in THIRTY minutes!!

Way to go!

Webfather
**********************

...and please note,
89 of them were NOT mine!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, what do I get for second place?
*********************

second place....
USA doesn't recognize SECOND PLACE,
the Entire Country is built on
First Placers Only!
;-)))
Serge

Serge.....you also broke a board POSTING RECORD!!!

100 posts in THIRTY minutes!!

Way to go!

Webfather

Serge, what do I get for second place?
---------------------------

bend over .... Serge get your latex gloves

;-))
Mark

Serge, what do I get for second place?
######
Serge
Pervs

Serge....I can't believe we posted the exact same thing. lol
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I know....you copied my post on...YOUR BOARD!!!!!
;-))

BTW,
Jonathan,
due to Kitty's resignation:

Dear Serge,

due to the huge jobs I am commited to at this time and having connection troubles that cause me to be offline for days at a time added with the extra pressure of personal issues and relocating to the United States, I regret that I am unable to maintain the content board.

I have fallen so far behind with it and I feel that it would be better if someone who has more time could take it over.

The board still has a lot of potential and therefore I think that it would be best to salvage it at this point. I just wanted to say thanks you for giving me a chance to do this - unfortunately all this is out of my hands right now.

I have to return home to Tasmania this week, which means I will be offline for a while as there is no connection where i will be.

Hopefully everything will get back to normal for me soon enough at wich point I look forward to being able to get back to regular posting.

Kitty

we have the opening at
http://opranocontent.com

Little birdie told me that you are now involved with the content yourself...

do you want moderate this board?

you DEFINATELLY have the skills,
as you just proved!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, what do I get for second place?

Bucko

good thing I am not a sore looser :))
Blondy WIN a $1200 Movano sports watch

MALE AND FEMALE NOUNS
From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and readers were asked to assign a gender to nouns of their choice and explain their reason.

The best submissions:

SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES -- female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.

SHOE -- male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

ZIPLOC BAGS -- male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SUBWAY -- male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS -- female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL -- female...Ha!...you thought I'd say male. But consider,it gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Blondy WIN a $1200 Movano sports watch

I'm goin to the bar to drink and fight...sounds like home.
Pervs

>>See you all at 100k...

Same here.

Been fun gotta run.

Thanks Serge!


Chad

and to think I got out of my sick bed for this

no runner up prizes huh ??

damn ;-))

well back to my meds and bed ...



Mark

Peaches - he's always prattering on about his "Ma's caravan"! That's a GREAT flick!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) A dick in the hand.....

So, how's this tag control thing work???


Bueller? Bueller?

;o)
J$tyle$

I feel asleep...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Number 9, number 9, number 9

Serge....I can't believe we posted the exact same thing. lol

Webfather

J$tyle$ - Fastest poster in the West!
Zebra Insite Adult

Oh, fine then - I'll go back to watching Snatch and trying to figure out what the hell Brad Pitt is saying (like I CARE what he's saying...).

Congrats Jonathan! :)

Peaches

See you all at 100k...


DaveAFX

And around the stretch they came!!

Bucko
Fri, 25 Jan 2002 04:07:09 - IP: 24.49.9.159 - Post # 50001

J$tyle$
Fri, 25 Jan 2002 04:07:07 - IP: 64.160.154.6 - Post # 50000

Mark
Fri, 25 Jan 2002 04:07:05 - IP: 65.34.116.33 - Post # 49999




Webfather

>>Chad, what are you talking about? You didn't get squat!

It was a "just in case I did" post.


Chad

I hope I get 50k! I hope, I hope!!!
Bucko
Fri, 25 Jan 2002 04:07:09 - IP: 24.49.9.159 - Post # 50001
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??????
J$tyle$
Fri, 25 Jan 2002 04:07:07 - IP: 64.160.154.6 - Post # 50000
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

...
Mark
Fri, 25 Jan 2002 04:07:05 - IP: 65.34.116.33 - Post # 49999

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Bucko, Mark,
VERY GOOD!

thanks everybody for your great efforts,
this WAS classic!!!!
Serge

Chad, what are you talking about? You didn't get squat!

Bucko

As Webfather started...

I'd like to thank the little people...

Nah, I'd like to thank myself...

Nah, Thank you all for being either too slow or too quick

;o)


ahahahaha


J$tyle$

HAHAHAHAHA

I can't believe how fast those 20 posts came in!

HAHAHA
VooMan NationalNet

Fun :)
Robert

Jonathan,
congratulations!!!!!!

you won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for the next 2 weeks the tags of Oprano are yours to do with them anything your heart desires!

(I wouldn't advise putting your life story in them, though)

Congratulations, mano!
Serge

49999 just my luck ;((
Mark

Who won?

VooMan NationalNet
Fri, 25 Jan 2002 04:07:43 - IP: 24.98.125.217 - Post # 50014
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Now THAT is a classic!! lol

Webfather

Give it up for J$tyles people!!!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) A dick in the hand.....

Shit, that was fast...
Zebra Insite Adult

holy pentium batman
BoredFold MaxCash Super PickEm

dosent 5002 get somthing:)
dantheman hosting for everyone

Peaches...you're beautiful.
Pervs

LOL! :)


Peaches

Damn!

Chad

Who won?

VooMan NationalNet

JOHNATHAN!! YOU DA MAN!!!!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) A dick in the hand.....

Crap - OK, just checking AGAIN...... (Friday night in the boonies - this IS excitement!).
Peaches

RawAlex - Leave those drunk 18 year-old girls alone you old perv ;)
Zebra Insite Adult

and the winner is....................
BoredFold MaxCash Super PickEm

i come to kill ya
and you go 50k pieaces




Slavdogg

Rehersal....

I want to thank the little people....



Webfather

gg
Chad

...
Mark

I got it!

Chad

" I raise a quarter on my pair of 7's "


DaveAFX

I got it!

Chad

what the hell
:))

oprano скалы
dantheman hosting for everyone

I hope I get 50k! I hope, I hope!!!
Bucko